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Good Luck in the OHSAA State Football Play-Off Games
MILTON-UNION BULLDOGS & COVINGTON BUCCANEERS
MUHS ‘DOGS Division IV Region 16 Milton-Union (5-2) at Valley View (4-2) Game to be played Saturday, Oct. 17, 7 pm at Germantown The Bulldogs defeated McClain 36-10 in a first-round home game October 9. On Sept. 18, 2020 Milton lost a non-league game to Valley View 49-48.
CHS BUCCS Division VI Region 24 Arcanum (4-2) at Covington (4-2 Game to be played Saturday, Oct. 17, at 7 pm at Covington The Buccaneers received a first round bye & did not play a tournament game last weekend.
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Marie Fine to Celebrate 95th Birthday ~ Card Shower Planned ~ Marie Fine will be celebrating her 95th Birthday on October 28. Her family is planning a Card Shower, and hopes family members, friends, and acquaintances will send her cards and well wishes. Mail them to Marie Fine, 6 laura Circle west, laura, ohio 45337. Marie loves life and would appreciate them very much! She married Charlie Fine in 1945 and they were blessed with five children and a total of 61 grandchildren, great-grandchildren, and great-greatgrandchildren. God has blessed her to the fullest!
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Paint the Pumpkins Event Announced by Pleasant Hill Library Bring the kids by the Oakes-Beitman Memorial Library, 12 N. Main St., on Saturday, Oct. 24, between 10 a.m. and noon, to grab a Free pumpkin and paint kit to create your own spooky masterpiece. Take your kit home or paint at the library on tables provided outside (weather permitting). This event is for all ages, and no registration is required. Pumpkins and kits will be available while supplies last. Many thanks to the Village of Pleasant Hill for sponsoring this fun event!
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CBC Faces Critical Blood Shortage TYPE O POSITIVE BLOOD IN VERY SHORT SUPPLY Community Blood Center faces a critical shortage of type O positive blood as the COVID-19 pandemic continues to hamper all blood drive collections. Everyone who registers to donate Thursday, Oct. 15 through Saturday, Oct. 17 at the Dayton CBC Donation Center, 349 South Main St. will receive a $10 Kroger gift card. Donors must make an appointment at www.DonorTime.com or call (937) 461-3220. Friday, Oct. 16 is a “McFriday’s Blood Drive” at the Dayton CBC. Everyone who registers to donate will also receive a free coupon for any McDonald’s sandwich. Dayton McDonald’s Operator Debbie Wright is sponsoring the McFriday Blood Drives every Friday in October. Type O positive is the most common blood type. The short supply is related to high usage, but also to collections limited by smaller blood drives and fewer first-time donors. Donors also receive the “Wake Up It’s Time to Support the Fight” t-shirt honoring October Breast Cancer Awareness Month or can choose a t-shirt design from earlier in the “Wake Up & Donate” campaign. All registered donors are entered in the drawing to win a Sleep Number bed. The final day to enter is Oct. 31. Donors can help CBC protect against COVID-19 by wearing a face mask and maintaining social distancing at blood drives. Scheduling appointments throughout the week will help CBC maintain adequate staffing and reduce waiting. OCTOBER IS A VITAL TIME TO DONATE: • CBC continues to see cancelled blood drives and frequent blood shortages. Many businesses and organizations cannot host blood drives due to continued COVID-19 related interruptions. High schools with remote learning have cancelled blood drives, and high school blood drives still scheduled are at reduced capacity. More than 85% of CBC collections come from mobile blood drives, including 17% from high schools. • “Cancer is not cancelled” by COVID-19. Blood component transfusions are vitally important for the treatment of leukemia and lymphoma patients. October is the traditional time to remember that blood products are especially important for those fighting breast cancer and all forms of the disease. • CBC is seeking COVID-19 survivors to become “Crisis Warriors” by donating their antibody-rich plasma for the treatment of COVID-19 patients. CCP donors will receive the “COVID-19 Crisis Warrior” t-shirt. Learn more and register to donate CCP at www.GivingBlood.org or call (937) 461-3220. BLOOD DONATION REqUIREMENTS: Donors are required to provide a photo ID that includes their full name. Past CBC donors are also asked to bring their CBC donor ID card. Donors must be at least 17 years of age (16 years old with parental consent: form available at www.givingblood.org or at CBC branch & blood drive locations), weigh a minimum of 110 pounds (you may have to weigh more, depending on your height), and be in good physical health. The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) changes blood donor eligibility guidelines periodically. Individuals with eligibility questions are invited to email canidonate@cbccts.org. Make an appointment at www.DonorTime.com or call (937) 461-3220.
Covington BOE to Meet October 21
Local Garden Club to Meet October 27
The Covington Exempted Village School District Board of Education will meet in regular session on Wednesday, Oct. 21, at 6:00 p.m. This meeting will be held in the CHS Commons, 807 Chestnut St. This is an open meeting and the public is welcome to attend.
Members of the Covington Garden Club will meet on Tuesday, Oct. 27, in the home of Susan Bausman. Sandy Zell will serve as co-host. The program for the evening will include a pumpkin-painting workshop. Members are asked to bring their ideas and painting supplies.
Valley Echos by Gary Godfrey ~ Puns for EducatEd Minds ~ I’ve always had a smile for great puns. If you’re unfamiliar with puns, this is an example: She’s a skillful pilot whose career has really taken off. No pun intended. A friend passed along these puns many moons ago. I hope it makes you smile or even giggle. 1. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, “Keep off the Grass.” 3. The midget fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 4. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 5. A backward poet writes inverse. 6. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes. 7. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. 8. A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, only one carrion allowed per passenger.” 9. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, ”Dam!” 10. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. this wEEk’s bottoM linE: There was a person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that a least one of the puns would make them smile. No pun in ten did.
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