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Profile DB musician Niki Parrington’s big, dirty dub-steppy sounds

Community Wild ride: What to expect from the Year of the Water Tiger

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As we step into 2022, CM is encouraging residents to embrace and celebrate the new normal through a video sharing competition. You are invited to submit a video (maximum length 2 minutes, format: 720p in mov, mp4, and wmv file) themed happiness in DB. A video montage of joyful DB memories will be made from 20 selected submissions, with winners announced towards the end of the month. To find out more and enrol, head to the Dynamic DB Facebook page.

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The Green Dragon and the Rumbly Island is the latest book in the Green Dragon children’s book series by ecoauthor Suzanne Younan. Willy, the Green Dragon, is off on a third Hong Kong adventure, this time to Mui Wo, where he meets some of the island’s indigenous wildlife. As Willy learns how human actions can adversely affect wild animals, young readers are encouraged to be aware, take action and enjoy the natural world responsibly. For more on the author and the Green Dragon book series, visit www.dracoviridi.com. [PHOTO COURTESY OF Suzanne Younan.]

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DB EVENTS

ENROL IN THE HLG KART RACE

The HLG Kart Race returns to DB on March 19 (or as soon as COVID-19 restrictions allow) with a 16-foot-long ramp set up on Discovery Bay Road cycle lane. The first race in October 2015 attracted over 20 competitors, the most recent, in March 2019, saw 95 children, aged 7 to 12, vying for trophies. While standard karts are provided, kids also have the opportunity to compete in their own kit-made karts. This year’s enrolment deadline is March 11; to secure your child a spot, register now at www.hlgkartrace.com. [PHOTO COURTESY OF HLG.]

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DB artist Eleanor McColl’s Zodiac Collection features prints of all the animals in the Chinese Zodiac, including a splendid Tiger. The archival pigment prints are taken from handmade photo collages of iconic Hong Kong buildings. 2022’s Tiger comes in a choice of background colours, including the Pantone Colour of the Year ‘very peri,’ pictured. Dimensions 13.5 x 9.5 inches, mounted on white board. To shop the collection, visit www.eleanormccoll.com. [PHOTO COURTESY OF Eleanor McColl.]

IN FEBRUARY!

Local trail runners are reminded to register for the TransLantau™ by UTMB® in March. Taking place in November, the event offers three races on Lantau – 25km, 50km and 100km. Open to runners of all abilities, it’s hugely popular amongst international runners with 43 different nationalities represented at the last edition. To find out more and register, visit www.translantau.com. [PHOTO COURTESY OF Clement Dumont.]

SECOND-HAND STORE IN MUI WO

Second-hand furniture supplier 2nd Chance has opened a small store in Mui Wo right above Baan Rao Thai Restaurant, offering a wide assortment furnishings, accessories, artworks and collectibles. All items are discounted for self-collect customers until a delivery service becomes available. 2nd Chance homes Hong Kong’s largest collection of previously loved items at its 10,000 square-foot warehouse store in Tuen Mun. To find out more, visit www.2ndchance.com.hk. [PHOTO COURTESY OF 2nd Chance.]

VIRTUAL GREEN POWER HIKE

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The 29th annual Green Power Hike has turned virtual for 2022 and runs through February 21. Participants choose to complete 50km, 25km or 10km of the Hong Kong Trail in one or multiple sessions. The event features four categories – individual, team, family team and cup – and attracts some 3,000 participants annually. All donations go to support Green Power’s work in environmental education. Visit www.greenpowerhike.hk to enrol. [PHOTO COURTESY OF Green Power Hike.]

Plastic Free Seas (PFS) provides one-hour talks to inform students about plastic marine pollution and related topics such as waste reduction and recycling. Over the years, PFS has reached over 82,000 students in more than 220 schools, delivering engaging talks (and workshops). Talks can be delivered in person or via Zoom/ Google Meet, in English or Cantonese, and they are free. To book, visit www.plasticfreeseas.org. [PHOTO COURTESY OF PFS.] AROUND DB / FEBRUARY 2022

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HONG KONG OLYMPIC ATHLETE TRAINING AT DB ICE RINK Sidney Chu, who is competing in the male, 500m, short-track speed-skating events at the Beijing 2022

Winter Olympics has been taking full advantage of the firstrate facilities at DB Ice Rink. The Hong Kong-born athlete’s training sessions at DB Ice Rink ran over seven days from late December to early January. Sidney qualif ied for the Beijing 2022 Winter Olympic s in December, 2021, and will make his f irst Olympic appearance this month. Aged just 22, he is one of Hong Kong’s record three Winter Games athletes competing in Beijing. His mentor is Bar ton Lui – the f irst Hong Kong man to compete at a Winter Olympic s (at Sochi on the Russian Riviera in 2014). “We were delighted to welcome a skater of Sidney’s calibre to DB. Our rink of fers a top-notch ice sur face which is suitable for high-standard training,” says Raul Gomes, Manager of DB Ice Rink. “The ice edging, humidit y control and ice-resur facing of our rink are all well-maintained to provide a professional rink for skaters of all levels. Going into 2022, we will also invest in protec tive cushions to be placed around the corners of the ice rink, which will make the rink safer for speed-skating training.” DB Ice Rink is a keen suppor ter of high-level ice-spor ts training and of Hong Kong’s elite athletes. It hosts training sessions for Hong Kong’s national figure skating team each Sunday and talks are in place to star t a shor t-track speedskating development programme. The 2022 Winter Olympic s shor t-track speed-skating events are being held in Beijing’s cit y centre, including at several venues that were used when the cit y hosted the 20 08 Summer Olympic s. The closing ceremony for the Beijing Games is slated for Februar y 20, and the Winter Paralympic s will follow shor tly af ter, running from March 4 to 13. [PHOTO COURTESY OF DB Ice Rink.]

DBCC’S BIG PLANS FOR 2022

Founded in 2005, Discovery Bay Cricket Club (DBCC) sets a high standard when it comes to the promotion and development of cricket both within DB and throughout Hong Kong. To ring in 2022, the DBCC Lions have been invited to play in a Hong Kong-wide Beach Cricket Tournament to be held at different Hong Kong beaches including DB (Tai Pak Wan), Mui Wo, Pui O, Repulse Bay and Clearwater Bay. The tournament is slated to start after Easter, with matches for six teams held every two months. DBCC Lions is the only team who will have the opportunity to play in each leg of the tournament. DBCC is chaired and led by Cricket Australia- and Cricket Hong Kong-accredited, Level 2 Cricket Coach Nilesh Jhaveri. “DBCC provides a structure under which all players across both genders, regardless of age or ability, can thrive,” says the DB resident, who also runs the primary and secondary cricket programme at Victoria Shanghai Academy, Aberdeen. “DBCC coaching sessions take place at the Discovery Bay Recreation Club nets,” Nilesh adds. “Our batting and bowling clinics are a great opportunity for players, aged 16 and up, to finetune their technique. Senior squad training takes place on Sunday mornings from 10am onwards.” In addition to the cricket coaching, DBCC provides players with the opportunity to compete. Club members compete regularly 10

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throughout Hong Kong, notably in the CHK T20 Challenge League, HKU vs. DBCC 1997 Handover Trophy which is a 30 overs, five-game series. COVID-19 restrictions allowing, Nilesh hopes to get the DBCC Lions touring internationally again this year (T20 Coconut Cup in Phuket, Chiang Mai 8’s and Asian Cricket Sixes Tour circuit). The DBCC Lions were Shield Champions in the 2020 Chiang Mai Big Bash, and in 2019, they won the Thailand T20 Tri-Series Tournament, taking home the Golden Coconut. For more on the club and to get involved, visit www.dbcricketclub.com. [PHOTO COURTESY OF DBCC].

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here’s nothing (aside from coffee) that makes the world go round quite as much as love, and February 14 is all about celebrating those warm and fuzzy feelings with the people who touch your heart the very most. And while your pre-kids Valentine’s Day routine may have included candlelit dinners, chilled champers and lavish lingerie, it’s still possible to embrace that loving feeling with small people in tow.

DIY LOVE LETTERS It first became customary for lovers to exchange handwritten notes back in the 18th century, when Valentine’s cards would be cut into heart-, dove- and cherub-shaped outlines and finished with lace. These days, February 14 sees us showering our loved ones with cards and gifts. It’s jewellery for the ladies, of course, preferably the sort that comes in little Tiffany Blue boxes. TOP TIP: Encourage children to hand-decorate a card for the person that they love and admire the most – be this a family member, teacher or friend. Add to the fun by encouraging them to send their message anonymously, leaving the recipient to guess who their secret admirer might be. A fun twist for little ones is to sign their name in invisible ink, (make this at home by blending water with lemon juice); they can then provide a few cryptic clues as to their true identity. The grand reveal can be achieved by simply holding the paper up to the light.

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– 50 red roses are said to symbolise eternal love, 12 are for gratitude, while two represent an engagement. Always count your stems carefully! But it’s not all about the rose, which – especially at this time of year – can be over-priced and hard to find. Hinduism recognises the jasmine flower as a symbol of love, while pink, red and white carnations all carry romantic associations. Here in Hong Kong, of course, red peonies are the way to go, and our beloved bamboo not only makes for sturdy scaffolding, but also represents resilience and grace, making it a thoughtful component of any Valentine’s Day bouquet.

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TOP TIP: Get kids into some floral fun by making colourful paper bouquets. Cut individual petals, and then use a paper punch to create small holes in the bottom of each one, before threading through a lollipop ‘stem’ to fasten your flower together. Wrap in brown paper for an authentic florist’s feel then let them distribute a little floral sweetness to friends. Alternatively, take a trip to Prince Edward then wander Flower Market Road, allowing the kids to customise their very own bunch of blooms.

CHOCOLATE-BOX PRETTY Eating your feelings needn’t always be a bad thing. Packed with tryptophan, a chemical associated with sexual arousal, and phenethylamine, which is released by the brain when you fall in love, chocolate is a known aphrodisiac. There’s also the association with sweetness and luxury, all of which stacks up to a towering pile of calories come Valentine’s Day. CHOCOLATE IS A KNOWN APHRODISIAC

TOP TIP: For a healthier Valentine’s treat that doubles up as a fun family activity, try dipping strawberries in melted chocolate before cooling in the fridge. (Alternatively, stock up on Belgian truffles and save them until the kids are asleep).

WHAT’S IN A NAME? The origin of Valentine’s Day is something of a mystery, as there are actually not one, but three Saint Valentines to be found in the record books, with little known of their lives. The Valentine’s Day that we now celebrate was most likely created in the 14th century by the English poet and author, Geoffrey Chaucer. He wrote of the engagement of King Richard II to Anne of Bohemia: “For this was on St Valentine’s Day, when every bird cometh there to choose his mate.” CALL ON CUPID, THE GOD OF LOVE AROUND DB / FEBRUARY 2022

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walk through newly renovated DB Plaza (and of course the gleaming new mall) takes you past, and likely into, myriad trendy boutiques and supermarkets, some with a Hong Kong-wide presence and some exclusive to Discovery Bay. We’ve detailed our favourites here. Lifting the bus terminus level with Discovery Bay Road has created plenty of space not just for a new-and-improved retail offering but also for ever-better recreational facilities. Our top picks for leisure include Tree of Joy with its Reggioinspired playroom, and MGK Fight Club, led by professional MMA fighter Marc Guyon. International-standard DB Ice Rink provides the icing on the cake!

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DB Ice Rink – with its internationalstandard, indoor ice rink – is both sports venue and recreational hub. Leisure skating sessions are on offer, along with a series of special community-led events. There’s also the skating school, where worldclass professional coaches provide training for all levels in figure skating and ice hockey, plus a regular lineup of performances, competitions and ice-hockey tournaments.

Tree of Joy’s Reggio-inspired playroom encourages kids (aged 12 months to 5 years) to explore and express themselves through playbased activities. Monthly membership is available, with morning and afternoon sessions grouped by age. The toy store curates organic and sustainable play things such as toys made from recycled milk jugs, rubberwood and chemicalfree materials.

The MGK approach of Wing Chun covers all aspects of martial arts from combat sports to self-defence, with an equal focus on health and wellbeing. Group, private and family sessions are available at two adjacent premises. Kung Fu classes are designed to help kids (aged 3 and up) develop key skills such as coordination, balance and self-defence.

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YOPE offers bathroom and kitchen soaps with complementary body and hand lotions, shampoos, candles and cleaning products. Its beautifully fragranced products comprise over 90% natural ingredients meaning they can be used by children and people with sensitive skin. YOPE’s hand wash, shower gel and dishwashing detergent are all refillable instore.

Most of Red Velvet Designs’ furnishings and home accessories are designed and produced inhouse, with others painstakingly sourced from across Asia. The focus is on style, function and affordability. Red Velvet Designs provides expert advice about bespoke items, like its rugs and carpets, which can be custom made to order.

Best known for its own-brand sustainable kids clothing and ecofriendly range of toys, felix & mina also has an extensive product line of clothing, shoes, accessories and jewellery for adults. Its collections are fun, functional and affordable, and a tailoring service is available (check www.facebook.com/felixandmina). Purchase instore or online with free delivery within DB.

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A one-stop shop for surfing, snowboarding, wakeboarding and skateboarding gear, Island Wake also sells a wide range of beachwear, bags and accessories for men, women and children. Bigname international brands are well represented, including Rip Curl, Billabong, Roxy, Reef and Sun Bum. Island Wake’s DB store is its fifth location in Hong Kong.

European Touch sets out to bring the flavours of Europe to DB, providing freshly imported meats, cheeses, fruit and vegetables at affordable prices. There’s a deli corner (pastries, cold cuts, seafood and meat), an instore bakery and a ‘grab and go’ express (hot and cold items), plus a wide range of dairy, grocery and farm-fresh items.

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POLISHFOOD.hk is the only shop with Polish food in Hong Kong offering unique cold-cuts, cheeses and chocolates imported directly by plane. Signature products include kabanosy (thin, dried sausage), E. Wedel’s chocolate-covered vanilla mousse, spadziowy honey and a variety of vodkas and meads. Delicious pierogi (dumplings with various fillings) are made locally.

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GIVEAWAYS

ELEAN O R M CCO LL IS OFFERING ONE READER A ZODIAC UMBRELLA FROM THE ZODIAC COLLECTION (WORTH HK$280) British-born, DB-based artist Eleanor McColl’s Zodiac Collection comprises unique Chinese Zodiac-inspired pieces that are ideal for gifting. To welcome the Lunar New Year, Eleanor’s Zodiac Collection features limited-edition luxury Lai See Packets, a range of Zodiac Prints (including of course The Tiger), a Zodiac Umbrella and more. The Zodiac Umbrella’s design originates from Eleanor’s love of rainbows. Emblazoned with every animal in the Chinese zodiac, one on each spoke, it promises to brighten up the darkest of rainy days. The Zodiac Umbrella has an aluminium metal base and an automatic opening and closing mechanism. To shop online, head to www.eleanormccoll.com.

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Lantau 50, the second trail race in Action Asia Events’ Hong Kong 50 series, took place on December 4, 2021 over 16km, 27km and 54km. The event, which started in Tung Chung, took runners up to Nei Lek Shan, Ngong Ping, Keung Shan ridge, Shek Pik, Lantau Peak, Sunset Peak and Pak Mong with over 3,100m of elevation gain.

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DB Ice Rink’s first Christmas programme was packed with fun activities. There was a Christmas Figure-Skating Show, performed by the skating school’s coaches and students (December 18 and 19); Busking on the Ice (December 24 and 25); a China Hockey Group Ice Hockey Tournament (December 27 to 30); and a Skating Countdown Party (December 31).

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By Elsa Cheng

Having lived and grown up in China, my parents have always ensured I had exposure to my ancestral roots. I have great memories of weekend visits to museums, but nothing as exciting as a recent visit to the Indra and Harry Gallery at the City University after attending a riveting talk by Professor Kwok on “A Glimpse of Tang Prosperity from Murals,” an exhibition that is ongoing from now till end of March 2022. Professor Elaine Kwok at the Chinese University of HK shared stunning examples that compare and connect modern Western art and ancient Eastern art. Through art, and the exhibits, I learned about the life and prosperity of one of the most glorious periods of ancient Chinese history, i.e., the Tang Dynasty (about 600-900 AD). While difficult to pick, I would highlight the top three things that I have learned below: Busty and rounded body figures are signs of beauty in ancient China because they are indicators of a woman’s ability to bear children. This is very important in the Chinese concept of family and kinship. The heart of the city center in the capital of Beijing (Chang’An), consisted of both an Eastern and a Western Market, which suggested that trading between the West and the East was a phenomenon back then, a thousand three hundred years ago. In the amazing artwork by a local artist in Hong Kong to retell “Life in Chang’An” in the Tang Dynasty, I saw many things that were familiar to me. In particular, I saw artwork of players on horseback with long sticks, engaged in a ball game or competition. While I have always understood “Polo” as a Western sport, I now could see its Eastern counterparts. Later in the talk, I learned that this sporting game was as much a matter of national defence as it is a past-time; back then, it was important that soldiers and army were able to fend off threat from the Mongols in the North, typically nomads who were great at horseback riding and archery. Check this out for yourself, and see how the exhibition brought a piece of Chinese history to life.

“A Glimpse of Tang Prosperity from Murals” and “Glories of the Celestial Empire” at the City University - Indra and Harry Banga Gallery (a.k.a「盛世壁藏」及「天朝風華」展覧) Website: https://www.cityu.edu.hk/bg/ Now until end of March 2022 (suspended until 3 February, 2022) A snapshot of the mural paintings in the exhibition, depicting players on horseback, much like polo players.

Elsa Cheng, a Form 1 student at Maryknoll Convent School (Secondary Section), is an avid debater, a pipa player (a chinese string instrument), and is passionate in arts and culture.

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is that people " listenThetoproblem this music in a club, late at night. And I have to go home at 10pm

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particularly one tuned in to all things electronic, and she’s as much at ease chatting about how soft a touch she is with animals (“At one point I had eight cats. A dog followed me home one day, so then I had a dog.”), as in admitting we all turn in to our grandmothers: “You can’t fight it. It’s going to happen.” Peter Jackson’s eight-hour mega-doc Get Back piques her interest. She’s not a huge Beatles fan, but a deep dive into the creative process intrigues her.

espite the ‘frigid’ temperature swooping down on Hong Kong, Niki Parrington is sitting on the outdoor patio of a Discovery Bay coffee shop, not particularly over-dressed or distressed. Niki’s locks drape well below her shoulders, and are easily imagined held back by a pair of highspec headphones as she fiddles behind a console during a performance. Niki’s here to tout an upcoming single, following an EP she released last May. Though to say she’s ‘touting’ is misleading. “I’m not doing this for the money. I’m not hardcore into marketing,” she understates of her second career as a drum & bass artist. “I know friends and family are listening, but beyond that I’m honestly not really sure.” If that sounds low key, then it is. Niki is decidedly chill, contrary to the popular image of the musician,

The London native who’s been living in Hong Kong since the age of nine has a pragmatic side to balance her artistic one. A student of psychology and holder of a master’s degree in neuroscience, Niki calls music her ‘other’ job; the one she does when she’s not working on her own business in medical writing and clinical research. Niki, her web designer husband Ali, their six-yearold daughter Maya and a pair of rescue dogs (see?) moved to DB from Lamma in 2018. “We had a kid, and I have MS, and that walk to the ferry pier was getting harder and harder,” she recalls. “DB was just more convenient.” Convenient is also handy considering her family is scattered to the four winds: Her mother joined her four half-sisters and a half-brother in the UK last year. Ali’s family is now in Australia. Like most of us, it’s been two years since she last left town and saw any of them. “My mum and daughter really miss each other, because my mum used to take her out. They had a little Wednesday ritual. It’s hard. Of course, I miss my mum as well.” AROUND DB / FEBRUARY 2022

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they had started. She took some courses and got help from friends who knew the job. She released an EP, For Rafe, on May 4, 2021 (Rafe was a big Star Wars fan.). It’s a mix of trap, dubstep and D&B, which she got mastered by UK D&B titan Nu:Tone. She enjoyed the challenge of producing, and the intricacies involved in pulling all the parts together – music producers are viewed as akin to film directors for a reason – and it’s inspired her to commit to more. “I’m really glad I got that out, because you can sit and tinker with something for an hour and it will sound no different to someone outside the bubble. Now I need to draw a line under the next one,” she states.

WHAT KUTOFF DID NEXT NIKI’S SOON TO CUT HER NEXT SINGLE

TURING APPLES But there’s always music to fall back on. Niki never studied music officially, but she developed a keen interest in it in her teens, when Alanis Morissette’s Jagged Little Pill and No Doubt’s Tragic Kingdom were making waves. Eventually, she and a school friend, Rafe D’Aquino, started a band doing covers. 1993 was a turning point when a summer trip back to the UK saw her cross paths with a family friend who introduced her to D&B. “It was jungle, and I thought it was amazing,” Niki remembers. “The next day I went straight to Camden Market and bought every cassette I could find. That was 1993.” School and work took her in and out of Hong Kong for several years, but when she returned in 2011, she and Rafe reconnected and committed to their shared love of all things electronic and digital. The duo formed Turing Apples – “like Alan Turing; we thought it was really clever,” Niki quips – and dropped their first EP in 2014. They performed at The Big Picnic twice.

For the time being Niki’s focus is on the next, nearly completed single, and while she’s no Prince, she’s trying her best to rival the Purple One’s famed unreleased catalogue. “I have a whole library of stuff to finish. There’s a lifetime of work in there,” she says. Anyone who wants a listen can hear For Rafe on Bandcamp (similar to Soundcloud) by searching Kutoff, Niki’s stage name; Turing Apples is there too. “It’s available for people who just want to listen and don’t want to buy on Apple Music and Spotify. But I encourage them to buy. I split everything – like HK$600 – with Rafe’s wife.” She rolls her eyes. Streaming really isn’t that great for artists. But that’s another story. Going forward Niki is probably sticking with her beloved D&B, but she’s not making any promises. “I’m still experimenting with styles because I’m learning the skills. My library is a million different things but I think I’ve found my style. The problem is that people listen to this music in a club, late at night. And I have to go home at 10pm,” she says with a chuckle. Niki maintains an interest in a broad range of music, as most musicians do, but she admits the last couple of years, since For Rafe, she’s immersed herself in D&B. She chuckles again. “Mostly just one long, two-year song.”

At a youthful 42, Niki is willing to admit D&B (think Aphex Twin, Goldie, Pendulum, Roni Size) isn’t for everyone. “It’s a real love or hate situation,” she says with a laugh after debating the genre’s status as one long song. She and Rafe continued working on new music, and Nikki took an extra interest in production in 2020, for the worst possible reason: Rafe had a sudden heart attack and, sadly, passed away in May that year. “We had been working on a bunch of stuff, but I didn’t really know anything about production. I would just sit beside him and be the annoying person saying, ‘Make it sound more like that!’ And I remember the last time we practiced together saying, ‘I should learn this stuff, shouldn’t I?’ And I got the look.” Painful as it was, Niki was determined to finish the music 26

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GET READY TO ROAR! Ray Au outlines what we can expect from 2022, the Year of the Water Tiger

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ccording to Chinese astrology, each year corresponds to one of the 12 zodiac animals (Rat, Ox, Tiger, Rabbit, Dragon, Snake, Horse, Ram, Monkey, Rooster, Dog, Pig), a cycle that repeats every 12 years. To complicate things a little, each year also corresponds to one of the five Chinese zodiac elements (Fire, Earth, Metal, Water and Wood), a cycle that repeats every five years. 2022 is the Year of the Tiger (the last one was in 2010). More specifically, it is the Year of the Water Tiger (the last one was in 1962). So, what does that mean for you? Tiger years such as 2022 are about going all out and experiencing life to the full – very different from 2021’s Year of the Ox, which was all about steady progress, pragmatism and hard work. We can expect a year of dramatic changes, intense emotions and big decisions. That’s because the Tiger is courageous, daring and extravagant – and known for doing everything on a grand scale. The Tiger is placed third in the Chinese Zodiac (after the Rat and the Ox) and he’s one of the most powerful zodiac animals, alongside the Dragon and the Horse. Tigers are regal, impressive and ferocious; they like doing things their own way, and once they set a goal for themselves, they will do anything to make it happen. Tigers are quick to action, so in 2022, be prepared for situations to change abruptly without prior warning. Tempers will flare, there’ll be plenty of drama, and extravagant dreams can become reality. This can apply to personal relationships, career developments, and, on a larger scale, to the world around us. Know that political unrest can easily lead to social revolution in a Tiger year. Tigers are loyal and fiercely protective; they make great humanitarian leaders. Drawbacks to the Tiger’s passion for life include a tendency to be impulsive, rebellious and quick tempered. Tiger years, therefore, can be very explosive times. When Tigers are angry, they can do unspeakable things. Be sure to calm down, relax and think before you speak (or act) in 2022 – meditation and yoga could be useful.

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Tigers are quick to action, so in 2022, be prepared for situations

to change abruptly without prior warning. Tempers will flare, there’ll be plenty of drama, and extravagant

dreams can become reality

ARE YOU COMPATIBLE? The Chinese zodiac signs most compatible with the Tiger—and, thus, most likely to have a good year – are the Horse, Dog and Pig. The Horse’s vitality, Dog’s idealism and Pig’s courage all vibe well with the Tiger’s intense and creative energy. These are the signs that will most likely be rewarded for taking risks in 2022, in everything from finance to love. Dragons and Roosters should do well in 2022, since they share the Tiger’s enthusiasm and boldness. However, Dragons may encounter some power struggles, and Roosters will need to find a way to keep their Tiger-year passion in check. Rams and Rabbits can also expect a good year, as long they make time for rest amid all the excitement. These gentle signs can’t always keep up with the wild Tiger. For the most part, Tigers are empowered by their year, but they must watch their tendency for excess (particularly overspending) and be mindful of their health. Unfortunately, Rat, Ox, Snake and Monkey are not so comfortable with Tiger energy. Rats are cautious and methodical, Oxen are pragmatic and routine-oriented but careful plans don’t always amount to much in a fast-paced, unpredictable Tiger year. Snakes’ reserved nature is at odds with the Tiger’s boldness, and limelight-seeking Monkeys will not enjoy the fact that everyone will want to do things their own way in 2022. AROUND DB / FEBRUARY 2022

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LOVE AND HEALTH The Year of the Tiger 2022 is under the influence of the Water element, which bodes well for health, specifically our ability to overcome disease. Water is an extremely powerful natural force. It’s the strongest element – even stronger than fire – because it can go around any obstacle in its path. Empowered by the Water Tiger, most signs will enjoy good health in 2022 – and there’s every reason to hope that his strength will help us beat COVID. Out of all of the Chinese zodiac elements, Water has the greatest connection to the emotions – to sensitivity, creativity and falling in love. 2022 promises to be a lucky year for those who are single and ready for romance (watch out for your beloved in April, May and November). Those who are married or in longterm relationships find their feelings intensified in a Tiger year, though miscommunications may create challenges for some. Auspicious months for marriage are June, July and August.

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2022 will be a year of very strong, wild emotions, which will be liberating for some, for others, however, emotional extremes can mean chaos, and some of the negative attributes that come with the Water element can be fear and indecisiveness. These are things each sign will have to contend with and overcome in 2022.

MONEY AND WORK The Water element also represents wealth, so we can hope for a rewarding 2022 as far as finances are concerned. Money flow should be ample, especially for those born in an Earth year, and all signs, particularly Dragons, can hope to recover earnings lost during the pandemic. Financial windfalls are common in a Tiger year (particularly for Tigers and Roosters), so 2022 could be a good year to invest in stocks, notably crypto. Just be sure to reign in that Tiger-year impetuosity – show caution in your investments, limit overspending and cut out unnecessary expenses. Fortunes have been made under the influence of the Tiger but they have also been lost. Fired by the Tiger’s drive and determination, 2022 should be a positive year career-wise for most signs – a time filled with promising changes and good developments. February and March are the best months to change jobs or cash in on all that Tiger creativity by starting new, independent projects. 30

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If you are your own boss, start dreaming big and looking into expansion – in a Tiger year, you will have the time and resources to grow your business. If you are an employee, your chances of promotion and salary increase are high, particularly if you have a male boss. 2022 looks set to be a great year for Roosters, who are looking for a promotion, and for Dogs and Pigs, who will be amply rewarded for their hard work and dependability. Best advice for career progression in 2022: Control that Tiger-year temper, while drawing on his drive and determination. Think out of the box and be adaptable! Kung Hei Fat Choy!

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JUDO FOCUSES ON FLEXIBILITY AND STRENGTHENING MUSCLES making it

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JU MEANS GENTLE AND DO MEANS WAY, which together means ‘gentle way of life.’ This definition represents one of the martial art’s major concepts – that gentleness controls hardness. Judo also has a moral code, which includes the principles of politeness, courage, sincerity, honour, modesty, respect, self-control and friendship.

JUDO ENGAGES AND STRENGTHENS THE CORE. Each technique

JUDO RELIES ON TECHNIQUE AND STRATEGY not brute strength.

If you have the right skills, you can throw someone who is bigger than you. Judo teaches mind over matter – if you have an open mind, you can succeed and reach your goals both on the mat and in everyday life.

involves keeping your back straight, so it’s a workout that fixes bad posture and subsequent back conditions. You learn body coordination exercises which are the foundation to controlling the body, and classes star t with a warm-up of head-totoe stretching.

JUDO DOES NOT ALLOW KICKS, STRIKES, OR HITS

but it’s a very effective martial art for self-defence. You learn smart and strategic ways of taking your opponent down through both force and balance. Once to the ground, judo teaches students to find the quickest and easiest way to make an opponent submit.

YOU CAN START JUDO AGED THREE,

and children’s classes are grouped by age. For under 12s, there’s no contact around the neck and under 14s can’t use arm locks. Judo teaches valuable life lessons; children learn how to break their fall and how to protect their head.

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be considerate of others. You learn respect for your opponent and your teacher. In training and competitions opponents always begin and end a match with a bow to their partner; it’s about good sportsmanship.

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are at the core of judo moves. The aim is to achieve maximum efficiency (both physically and mentally) with minimum effort. There is always more to learn, and new fitness levels to reach. Daruma Judo Club holds classes on Wednesdays and Saturdays for students aged 3 and up in Discovery Bay, Mui Wo and Peng Chau. To find out more and enrol, call 6244 6093, email Emily Lau at darumasports@gmail.com or visit the Daruma Judo Club Facebook page. AROUND DB / FEBRUARY 2022

RELOCATION OF C HILDREN AMIDST A PANDEMIC Joanne Brown, Partner, Head of Family at Tanner De Witt, outlines legal issues parents need to be aware of The world is exercising its third pandemic year. As we continue to deal with uncertainty with travel bans, restrictions and quarantine, the Family law team at Tanner De Witt has seen an increase in enquiries from parents wishing to permanently relocate from Hong Kong with their children. The motivations to permanently relocate are myriad and include loss of employment or a desire to be closer to family members. Where parents cannot agree the terms of a relocation, they must take out a relocation application with the Family Court. Even before the pandemic, a relocation application is a difficult one. A Judge must carefully balance factors such as whether the relocation application is genuinely made, whether the relocation proposal is realistic and well-researched, whether the other parent’s opposition is genuine and how access between the child and the parent ‘left behind’ will be maintained. Having considered all these factors, the Judge must decide whether or not the relocation is in the child’s best interests. Where a child is of sufficient maturity (generally from 10 to 11 years old), their wishes will also be given strong weight. In 2020 and 2021, there were a number of relocation cases in which judgment was given which granted a relocation despite COVID-19 and the uncertainties surrounding travel. Specifically, a recent decision from the Family Court in Hong Kong addressed concerns about how the pandemic and the resulting difficulties with the global economy should affect how a Judge considers relocation applications. The Court demonstrated that it will not let the pandemic be a sufficient reason to delay or prevent relocations where applications are genuinely made and well-founded.

Have a realistic, well-researched and organised plan. Be prepared to inform the Court where you will live, what school the children will attend and what the childcare arrangements are. The Court will also consider earning potential in the target country and travel arrangements. Have an open and honest discussion with the other parent, including whether mediation is an appropriate means for a resolution. If the other parent does not agree, the process of applying to the Family Court for a relocation order is lengthy and costly. It may take up to 12 months before the application is before a Judge and a trial on the matter can span days or even months. It is also worth noting that a recent change in policy on extensions of stay by the Immigration Department is now permitting applications to be made by applicants who are unable to return to Hong Kong before the expiry of their employment or dependant visas. To be eligible, the applicant must have a visa that is expiring within the next four weeks or have expired for not more than 12 months. The caveat is that the applicant must return to Hong Kong within six months of the approval of the application.

PRACTICAL TIPS What can a parent do if they wish to relocate with their child, but there is no consent from the other parent? Consider why and when you wish to move. The Court is generally more inclined to grant an order for permanent removal if the requesting parent is moving back to their home country and/ or the parent can show that they have a good support system in their home country or new location. Consider whether it is the right time to move. Is the intention to move at the end of the academic year or the end of an employment contract or lease expiry? The court will take such factors in to account. 34

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In a world where likes are king, Susannah Wood explores the challenges families face when it comes to keeping kids safe and well online PHOTOS COURTESY OF Discovery Bay International School (DBIS)

f the last two years have taught us anything about the role technology will have in our lives going forward, it’s to expect more. More apps, more devices, more online interactions. To use a term we’re sadly all too familiar with these days: it’s endemic. Technology is ingrained in every part of our lives, whether we realise (like) it or not. As humans, it’s in our nature to strive for progress, and we’ve certainly achieved a lot in recent years. But every new advance we make brings its own challenges, its own downsides, and as adults, it’s our job to support the next generation in navigating the highs and lows that creates. What makes things tricky is that our children often know more about technology than we do. We might think we’re tech savvy, but most of us aren’t staring at our phones to research the latest online trends and the potential impact they’ll have on our offspring; no, we’re reading the news, we’re scrolling through Facebook, we’re uploading photos to Instagram, we’re escaping from reality for a while.

CITIZENS OF THE MODERN AGE One of the most thought-provoking points I came across while researching this article was from a podcast with Angela Moriarty, Head of Learning Technologies at Discovery Bay International School (DBIS, www.dbis.edu.hk), who pointed out that if we’re going to put devices in our children’s hands, we have a responsibility to make sure they are safe while and as a result of using those devices. It seems kind of obvious, but it got me thinking. Have I done everything I can as a parent to really understand how my children are using the devices they have access to? Do I check in with them enough? How are they being treated by their online contacts, and how are they treating others? Are my children good digital citizens? Digital citizenship may be a contemporary phrase, but it’s not necessarily a contemporary concept. 36

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“You could almost take the word ‘digital’ out of it,” says Angela. “At DBIS, we ask our students to think about what being a responsible citizen means to them. Once they’ve explored that, we introduce the digital element. We ask them to think about who they interact with online and how those interactions make both them and their online contacts feel. Are they

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making a positive difference to the world in the way they use digital tools? “As soon as students are exposed to using any kind of technology within our school, it’s our responsibility to make sure we educate them how to use it safely and responsibly. With our youngest children, it might be as simple as learning how to respect technology and handle it safely, but it can also be about understanding the importance of permissions, such as asking permission before using technology or asking for consent from another child to take their photograph.” For older children, the topic becomes much broader, with multiple complex issues to consider, such as cyberbullying, privacy, fake news and social media – concepts that most parents never had to consider when growing up. These days, the online world is such a huge part of our children’s lives that schools have entire programmes dedicated to digital wellbeing. “DBIS has a very robust digital citizenship programme,” says Angela. “We teach core concepts throughout the year and also run an annual Digital Citizenship Week, during which students focus on specific, age-appropriate themes.” Angela explains that it’s important to consider

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digital citizenship in all areas of learning and life and not just confine it to Learning Technologies lessons. In English classes, for example, students can be taught how to safely conduct effective online research and how to use the information they find appropriately and correctly – valuable skills for the ‘real’ world.

CHALLENGES AND PITFALLS What we as parents need to ensure is that our children’s awareness of digital issues doesn’t get left at the school gate. Within the school environment, students are limited as to the digital content they can access. The concepts they’ve been taught are also fresh in their minds while on campus. It’s much trickier for children to stay mindful of digital responsibilities and model positive online behaviours when faced with real-life scenarios that aren’t necessarily being monitored. Take WhatsApp for example. Officially, you have to be 16 years old to use it, but how many of us have family groups set up for ease of communication? Many children also set up groups with friends or classmates, although most schools actively discourage this. Nevertheless, these groups exist, and it’s all too easy for children to get caught up in the moment and type something they might later regret. Angela warns that children need to be mindful of their ‘digital tattoo.’ “We used to use the term ‘digital footprint,’” she says, “but it’s actually more serious than that. The decisions we make online can shape us. Children need to understand the permanence of their online actions. Yes, you can delete something, but once it’s been published, and maybe seen by someone else, it can never truly be undone.

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THE BEST PARENTAL MONITORING TOOL IS BEING PRESENT

opportunities, but when it comes to digital citizenship, there are certain mistakes you don’t want children to make. We will always support students if they get themselves into a difficult digital situation, but the more discussions parents can have with their children on the topic to reinforce what we’re teaching at school, the better. Social media isn’t going anywhere; it’s just going to keep getting bigger, so we’ve got to do everything we can as adults to support our children in navigating it safely.”

THE IMPORTANCE OF BUY-IN One mistake many parents make is laying down a set of digital rules without involving their children in the decision-making process. Angela warns against this. “Children are more likely to adhere to a set of agreements if they’ve been involved in the creation of them,” she says. “Children need a voice; they need agency. There’s no one-size-fits-all solution though. It all comes down to your family values.” It’s important to remember while discussing online guidelines and boundaries with your children that not all elements of the virtual world are equal. Now, more than ever before, children have access to a plethora of information due to online advances, including a wealth of enriching, educational content. Not everything screen-based is passive, and blanket technology bans can put children at a disadvantage. If a child is happy, engaged and learning from something they’re reading online, is that really any worse than if they’re reading it from a book? 38

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PARENTAL MONITORING AND EDUCATION Whatever rules your family decides to put in place, it’s vital that you monitor your children’s online activity. It’s also important that your children know you will check in from time to time and that they understand why that is necessary. Monitoring software can help, but physically looking through chats etc. will give you a much better idea of your child’s digital behaviour. The best parental monitoring tool, however, is being present when your children are using technology. These days, that’s easier said than done. The pandemic and subsequent phases of online teaching have caused families to spread out into separate rooms when working or learning remotely, and that’s led both children and adults to develop new online habits. As parents, we need to recognise this and act accordingly, which includes making sure we model positive online habits and behaviours ourselves. We also need to make sure we’re well informed; if you’re uncertain about something, look it up. Angela recommends two key online resources for parents: Common Sense Media (commonsensemedia.org), which offers need-to-know information for children, parents and teachers about online entertainment, and Thinkuknow (thinkuknow.co.uk), a UK-based education programme aimed at protecting children both on- and offline. Resources such as these are invaluable when it comes to protecting children, and they give parents a fighting chance of staying informed in a world where the next big thing is just a click away.

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CITIZENSHIP-BY- ANCESTRY: A pathway to obtaining second citizenship and passport by bloodline REPORTING BY Polly Ho

Nothing quite revealed the true power of a second passport like the inability to travel during the COVID-19 pandemic. “With COVID-19 travel restrictions still persisting two years into the pandemic, inquiries for foreign citizenship have never been higher. Citizenship-by-Ancestry options are becoming particularly popular, as they offer direct pathways to foreign citizenships through the applicants’ bloodlines,” states Jean-Francois Harvey, Global Managing Partner of leading business immigration law firm Harvey Law Group. Citizenship-by-Ancestry is where an individual acquires the citizenship of either his parents, grandparents, greatgrandparents and in some cases even more distant ancestors, irrespective of where the individual was born. Today, more than 50 countries around the world offer some form of Citizenship-by-Ancestry pathway, each with its own eligibility criteria, process and complexity. “If you do not think you have any ancestors with foreign nationality, I urge you to take a closer look at your family tree, as you may find an ancestry link that could be your ticket to a second nationality and passport, which could profoundly impact your residential mobility, lifestyle and career opportunities,” advises Harvey. The first step to understanding whether you are eligible for Citizenship-by-Ancestry is to figure out which ancestor you are claiming citizenship through and which country you want to become a citizen of. Whilst most countries that offer Citizenship-by-Ancestry require applicants to have at least one parent who is a citizen of their countries such as Canada, France and South Korea, there are countries that allow you to obtain Citizenship-by-Ancestry through a grandparent who is a citizen of their countries including Greece, Ireland, Nigeria and Portugal. In very rare cases, countries extend Citizenship-by-Ancestry to descendants of any ancestor who is a citizen of that country such as Italy and Poland.

they have an ancestral link to an Italian ancestor who has never lost or renounced his/ her Italian citizenship. To claim Irish Citizenship-By-Ancestry, there is a special route for people with Irish greatgrandparents that would render the applicants eligible if they have lived in Ireland for about three years prior to filing their applications. Typically, the process to obtaining Citizenshipby-Ancestry involves you gathering the required supporting documentation including proof of lineage, and submitting an application form either online or at your local consulate. If you can dig up birth certificates and other required documentation that prove your ties to your ancestor are legitimate, you may be able to acquire a second citizenship between eight months to three years. “It is important to note that a degree of uncertainty is involved in proving lineage because the immigration authorities may refuse your application if you cannot provide sufficient evidence to support your relationship with your ancestor or if they find that your ancestor had voluntarily renounced or lost his citizenship before you were born. To better determine your eligibility for Citizenship-byAncestry, I advise that you complete a free eligibility assessment with one of our lawyers. You can reach out to us at contact@harveylawcorporation.com,” Harvey concludes.

Aside from ancestry link, each country has its own unique requirements that need to be complied with in order to be eligible. For instance, those looking to claim Italian Citizenship-by-Ancestry must demonstrate that Harvey Law Group (HLG) is a leading multinational law firm founded in 1992 by Jean-François Harvey. Headquartered in Hong Kong with over 24 offices worldwide, HLG is a leading provider of professional and responsible advisory to High-Net-Worth Individuals (HNWI) on immigration law and business matters. The firm’s lawyers and employees comprise 20 nationalities, speak over 15 languages, and are licensed to practice in multiple jurisdictions. For more information, visit harveylawcorporation.com. 40

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and ornate façade, is one of the world’s most visited museums. Its raison d’être is to present Western art (primarily French and Italian, but also Dutch and Spanish) from the Middle Ages to about 1848.

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formal terraces, orchards and lawns. Parisians gather there to sail boats on Grand Bassin pond, watch puppet shows and ride the carrousel. Since 1958 the Palais du Luxembourg has housed the Sénat, the Upper House of the French Parliament. 42

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gleams beneath a neon-lit replica of its original red windmill. Performances are divided into a series of disconnected, dream-like sequences – a whirl of fantastical costumes, sets and choreography. Late night shows close with the world-famous, high-kicking cancan.

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built for the 1889 World’s Fair. Painted six different colours in its lifetime, work is underway to strip the previous 19 coats and apply the original yellow-brown shade, giving it a new golden hue in time for the 2024 Summer Olympics.

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THE COST OF NOT REVIEWING YOUR WILL REGUL ARLY Matthew Dorrell, of Soteria Trusts and Platinum Fiduciary Services Hong Kong, discusses the importance of an updated Will When Anita died unexpectedly last year, her new husband of three years learned he would not receive the stocks and investments she had, as she purchased it and kept it in her name before their marriage. Anita and her husband did not write a new Will after their marriage, and therefore, her personal estate will be divided according to the testacy law of Hong Kong. This means that her stocks and investments will be divided between her husband and her 15-year-old son from a previous marriage. Moreover, now Anita’s husband will have to go through a lengthy probate process to be able to access these parts of her estate. Many people think that making a Will is a once-ina-lifetime activity, but it is important to get your Will reviewed every time your circumstances change. For those who own assets in multiple countries, those tasks are more complex, as they require a separate Will for each jurisdiction in which they own any assets.

Your children or grandchildren are born. The birth of a child or grandchild should act as a reminder to review and update your Will. Adding your child as a beneficiary and naming a legal guardian should be a priority when you welcome a new addition to your family. You sell or buy property, move house, or have a notable change in your life. After any significant change in your financial situation, you should review your Will – especially if you sell or move house, or even move countries, as the testacy rules might be different there. The real cost of not reviewing your Will regularly is not quantifiable until something happens. But it could be hundreds of thousands of dollars, or it could be a lifetime of family disputes or months or years in probate court.

WHEN TO REVIEW YOUR WILL You need to review your Will after any major life events. Some particularly important times to review or write your Will are when: You acquire your first assets. Anyone with assets, be it a pension, an investment or a property – even if they are not married – should have at least a basic Will drafted. If there is no Will at all, your assets might be subject to local testacy rules, and it may create unnecessary trouble for close family to access them. You get married or enter into a civil partnership. Marriage or civil partnership automatically revokes any Will you may have had previously. This means that it will lose its legal effect and will not have an impact on what happens to your estate. Instead, your estate will be governed by intestacy rules. To retain control over your estate, it is important to create a new Will as soon as possible. You divorce or dissolve a civil partnership. Divorce does not invalidate a Will. However, it automatically deprives your former spouse or civil partner of any benefit they may have received under the Will. At the same time any gifts for other beneficiaries remain intact, for example for the ex-spouse’s child, which may not be in line with your wishes. Therefore, it is crucial to get your Will updated after divorce and before remarriage. 44

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ugar has a bittersweet reputation when it comes to health. Its ok to eat whole foods that contain natural sugar (carbohydrates, such as fruits and vegetables, grains and dairy) because your body digests these foods slowly and the sugar in them offers a steady supply of energy to your cells. However, problems occur when we consume too much added sugar – the sugar that food manufacturers add to products to increase flavour or extend shelf life. The World Health Organisation (WHO) guidelines for daily added sugar intake recommend no more than 5% of calories, that’s 25 grams or 6 teaspoons for adults. And note that the demonisation of sugar isn’t focused solely on the sugars added to processed food and sugary drinks, like glucose, fructose and sucrose, it also includes natural sugars, like those found in honey and freshly squeezed fruit juice.

HOW MUCH IS TOO MUCH? A growing number of us are already opting to cut sugar out of our diets. However, many of us still don’t realise just how easy it is to consume more than the 6 teaspoonfuls recommended. Let’s take a typical afternoon-slump snack of iced coffee (Frappuccino) and a muffin from Starbucks. According to HK’s Centre for Food Safety’s (CFS) committee, this amounts to about 49 grams of sugar (12 teaspoons) – 28 grams for the iced coffee and 21 grams for the muffin. Of course, this assumes that the coffee comes with sugar, which it does at 46

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ONE GIN AND TONIC CONTAINS A WHOPPING 8 TEASPOONS OF SUGAR

Starbucks. And what about that gin and tonic after work? That’s 8 teaspoons of sugar per standard drink, right there. You may also be surprised by the high sugar content of many breakfast cereals. In leading brands of fruit, nut and seed muesli, marketed as ‘healthy,’ sugar content ranges from 23 to 25 grams per 100 grams. Assuming a serving size of at least 50 grams for an adult, this is already 3 teaspoons of added sugar, or half the recommended daily allowance. Fruit yogurts are also serious offenders, often containing around 15 grams of sugar per 100 grams. With a typical serving size of 125 grams, this amounts to 4.5 teaspoons of sugar.

THE HEALTH LINK No doubt the WHO recommendations are wholly positive. Our bodies simply don’t have the physiological need for all the added sugars that have

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found their way into our diet. The science which links sugar to poor dental health, being overweight or obese, liver disease, diabetes and other chronic health conditions must not be ignored. Research is showing consistent relationships between fructose (in particular) and chronic conditions, including hypertension, heart disease, diabetes and other forms of metabolic syndrome. Scientists claim that high consumption of fructose may contribute to insulin resistance and other complications, including liver damage. The WHO guidelines are also supported by evidence linking sugary food and drink to higher levels of tooth decay. Dental professionals welcome the guidelines but suggest we also reduce the frequency of our sugar intake. Sugar reacts with the bacteria in plaque and produces harmful acids for up to one hour after eating and drinking. So, it’s important to limit sugary food or drink to mealtimes.

INDUSTRY IN DENIAL The WHO guidelines centre on the sugars that are added by manufacturers – the ones many argue are hidden from plain view. What we put on our plate is heavily influenced by the food industry giants and clever marketing. It is this industry that argues that the science is wrong and if sugar is consumed as part of a balanced diet, it is not harmful. Yet sugar is an essential component of processed foods, making them more palatable and acting as a preservative. It is therefore easy to deduce that the added sugar,

often in the form of high fructose corn syrup (or one of 57 other aliases), in processed food isn’t required for a balanced diet and results in the consumption of calories with no nutritional value, while creating health risks.

TIPS ON CUTTING BACK Read nutrition labels and ingredient lists to understand the extent of your sugar intake. There are plenty of apps that convert this information into meaningful data but the simple method is to divide grams by 4 to give you teaspoons of sugar. Avoid products where sugar content is shown as double digits, and watch out for ‘hidden’ sugars like corn syrup. Eat whole fruit rather than dried fruit. The fibre helps with the absorption of the fructose, making it a better option. Drink even freshly squeezed fruit juice infrequently, and swap sugary drinks for fizzy water. Avoid pre-packaged processed foods. Use healthy alternatives, like coconut nectar, maple syrup or green stevia powder, sparingly. Raw honey is beneficial since it doesn’t raise blood sugar levels quickly; it may also contain useful antioxidants, amino acids and vitamins. Reset your taste buds. Our taste for sugar adjusts quickly and after a few weeks even a small amount will add a lot of sweetness, so don’t worry too much about withdrawal symptoms. You’ll soon find that the natural sweetness in fruit and vegetables is heightened and sugary processed foods are almost sickening. Beat sugar cravings with fat and protein. Get detoxing!

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Declaw the lobster and cut it in half. Wash the head cavities under cold water, then lay the lobster, cut side up, on a baking tray. Crack the claws and remove the meat, divide between the head cavities. Then, to make the butter, put the wine and shallots into a pan, bring to the boil and simmer until nearly dry. Tip into a bowl to cool, and mix in all the remaining ingredients. Roll into a log, using cling film or foil, then chill to harden. Slice the butter into thin rounds and lay it along the lobster so all the meat is covered. Grill for six minutes until the butter is bubbling and starting to brown. Serve with fresh pasta or fat chips and cheese sauce.

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WINE-POACHED PEARS Serves 2 750ml red wine

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Gently heat the wine, sugar, cinnamon and vanilla until the sugar dissolves. Add the pears, making sure they are fully covered by the wine, then simmer for 20 minutes until tender. Remove the pears from the pan with a slotted spoon and boil the syrup for 30 minutes until reduced.

4 firm pears, peeled

Cool, then serve with the thick, sweet syrup.

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LAWYERS & INSURANCE Harvey Law Group International law firm offering a wide range of commercial & personal legal services. Meeting facilities available in DB. Contact 24168618, dboffice@harveylawcorporation.com,

Manulife 9172 9152 LEARNING CENTRES Discovery Montessori School A reputable & well-known international school for authentic Montessori bilingual (English & Chinese) education for children aged 1 to 12 years. Beautiful campus & highly qualified teachers. Contact 2987 1201, enquiry@dms.edu.hk, www.dms.edu.hk Little Explorers The longest running playgroup in DB, Little Explorers eases the transition between home play and kindergarten for children aged 18 months and up. Contact 6331 7215, littleexplorersdb@gmail.com Tree of Joy A fun, engaging & supportive environment in which children play & learn. Programmes include a drop-off nursery class, parent-toddler class, afternoon camp & cooking class. Contact 3742 8772, info@treeofjoydb.com, www.treeofjoydb.com

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Island Dance ISTD Freestyle, ISTD Hip Hop, RAD Ballet, Tap & AcroDance classes at DBRC, Club Siena & DB Plaza. Five professional instructors, teaching six days a week. Contact 2987 1571/ 9159 0663, info@islanddance.com.hk, www.islanddance.com.hk Tekkerz Football programmes for boys & girls for age groups U5 up to U14. Contact 9770 4548, train@tekkerzfootball.com, www.prosportsasia.com

The Beat A premium fitness centre situated in two convenient locations at north and south plaza. Offering group fitness, pilates reformer, barre, yoga, kids fitness, personal training and latin dancing. Contact 5721 3000, info@thebeat.com.hk, www.thebeat.com.hk

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WELLBEING & BEAUTY Ingredients of Wellness Mindfulness training for children, teens & their parents and teachers. Offering Mindfulness Matters, Mindfulness in Education (for adults), AMT Mindfulness Teacher Training. Contact 9048 5425, angie@ingredientsofwellness.com, www.ingredientsofwellness.com

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PLANET EARTH NO MORE

Peter Sherwood looks forward to a brilliant new age in which drones supply our every need and a can of beer costs more than a 1996 Chrysler Concorde PHOTO COURTESY OF Pexels

ear 2100. Alien, to a lone man in the desert: We’ve been watching your planet. Stinking piles of garbage. Earth is a disgusting mess. “It’s not Earth anymore, it’s planet Bezos.” Weird. Where are all your people? You used to be a plague. “They’re at home; orders from Our Great Leader. I escaped, but usually escapees are sentenced to 25 years in an Amazon warehouse.” What’s that? “Where all the delivery drones come from.” You mean those little helicopter things? “They are Bezos Buzzers. They deliver everything to your door.” What’s a Bezos? “Jeff Bezos, the Kim Jong-un of commerce.” Where is he? “He’s everywhere, he owns the planet. Got so rich he bought it all. Sold Donald Trump into slavery. He tends to all our needs so we never have to leave home. Delivers all daily necessities – computer games, beer, pizza... Without Bezos humanity has no hope; brown boxes would stop arriving. We’d starve to death and there would be no more reruns of Friends.” What happened to Zuckerberg and Gates? “They sort of disappeared… after saying Jeff Bezos was not the first man in space. But we all know that he bravely went where no filthy rich and avaricious man had gone before.” You believe that? “He has even reached out and put a deposit on Venus and Mars.” Hey, the place is knee-deep in toxic junk. “Maybe to you. We call it MARIOS: material awaiting recycling in outer space. He named it The Great Disposal, rocketing billions of brown boxes into the outer cosmos.” Didn’t he have a list of 16 leadership qualities for management? “That was long ago

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after he made his first quadrillion, to make them feel important while he was earning US$100 million a minute. No more rules like that anymore, just one commandment: ‘Obey or I'll kick your butt.’” You bunch are a cosmic giggle. I live a billion miles away and I got here in 24 hours – via the scenic route. Well, I have to get back to my planet – if I can make it through the mass of orbiting brown boxes. Before I go, can I get a drink? “Sure, Bezos Beer costs US$1,675 a can.” By the way, what’s your name? “jeff.” Like Jeff Bezos? “He uses uppercase; we’re only allowed lowercase. Ever yone is called jeff.” And women? “jeff, it’s mandator y. “Have you heard the poem he wrote that won the Bezos Prize for Best Poem Ever?” ‘I’m your owner, Mr B/ I invented home del-iv-ery/ sent far and wide in boxes brown/ lots of stuff to every town/ I scooped up all that I could get/ and then I bought the Internet/ I deleted Google, Musk and Branson, and Donald Trump - without his pants on/ a bPhone or a garden gnome/ I'll send it to you – at your home!/ there’s so much more that I can do/ my motto is supreme: Screw you/ ‘I replaced Mick Jagger, the one who rocks/ with streaming from a big brown box/ Adele and Elton, Neil Diamond too/ I have them in my music zoo/ and all the movies you can see ‘em/ in my perfect Bezos Museum/ classics are all mine alone/ rent them on your fine bPhone/ Mozart, Brahms or old Franz Liszt/ you’ll have to pay, cause I insist/ I do these things, O Lord above me/ so all you little folk will love me.’

Peter Sherwood has lived in DB for 20+ years. The former head of an international public relations firm, he is the of 15 books and hasrelations written around 400 Peter Sherwood has lived in DB for 20+ years. The former head ofauthor an international public firm, he is satirical columns forSouth the South China Morning Post. the author of 15 books and has written around 400 satirical columns for the China Morning Post.

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