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PROFILE - 29 Discovery College Principal James Smith

IN FOCUS - 32 How to cross the Team FEAR finish line

EDUCATION - 42 What kids gain from reading scary stories

TOP TIPS - 49 Eco-friendly home decorating

ESCAPES - 52 Asia’s wackiest theme parks

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SPOTLIGHT Blaine Whittaker

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OCTOBER 2019

Asia’s wackiest theme parks Eco-friendly decorating James Smith takes up the mantle as DC principal

Time to get serious about the Team FEAR Challenge

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TARAVANA RACE & BEACH FESTIVAL

The Taravana Race, a new Outrigger & Surfski Change Race of single and double craft, saw elite paddlers from across the territory race 68 kilometres around Lantau on September 7. Team Tuimana placed first in the OC1 men’s race, Team Iniki in the OC1 women’s race and Team Rhkyc Vahine in the OC2 mixed. The event also delivered a Polynesian Beach Festival on Tai Pak Wan, with live music, dance performances and food stalls.

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On September 21, 80 eco-enthusiasts met on Sam Pak Wan for a beach clean hosted by Discovery Bay International School and DB Green. After two gruelling hours, to mark World Cleanup Day, 48 bags of rubbish weighing 186 kilogrammes were removed from the beach.

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DISCOVERY COLLEGE UNIVERSITY FAIR

Students and parents had the opportunity to meet university representatives from the UK, US, Canada, Australia, Hong Kong, Asia and Europe at the Discovery College University Fair on September 19.

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THREE SHEETS ANNIVERSARY PARTY

When DB Plaza bar Three Sheets celebrated its first anniversary on September 14 a good time was had by all.

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MID-AUTUMN FESTIVAL FUN!

Club Siena hosted an early Mid-Autumn Festival celebration for representatives of the Hong Kong Down Syndrome Association on September 8, and at a Discovery Bay Recreation Club event on September 13, club members enjoyed an arts-and-crafts workshop, lantern riddle games and Chinese tea and mooncakes.

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DB resident Trisha Hughes celebrated the publication of Victoria To Vikings: The Circle of Blood at a book signing on September 21 at Bookazine in DB Plaza. The fun continued late into the evening at Zak’s. Victoria To Vikings is the third instalment of Trisha’s V2V trilogy, which traces 1,500 years of British monarchy all the way up to Elizabeth II.

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SPLASH SWIMMERS GRADUATE

On finishing a 12-week swimming course with Splash, over 20 helpers celebrated at a certificate-giving event on September 8 on Tai Pak Wan.

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PUB QUIZ FOR IRISH DANCERS

DBers showed their support for the Melissa McDermott School of Irish Dance at a McSorley’s Ale House quiz on September 7. Proceeds from the pub quiz benefited dancers at the school, who are competing in this year’s European Irish Dancing Championship in Milan.

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Win a jackpot prize of HK$1,000 and enjoy an evening of fun and games, starting at 8pm. Tickets cost HK$20 per bingo game, with a maximum of two cards per player, and a minimum spend of HK$80 on food and beverages. For more information, visit www.dbrc.hk.

The DB Basketball Tournament Community Health Cup runs from 11am to 6pm and is open to spectators. Join the group in promoting healthy living and community cohesion. Players (men only) need to enrol by October 4. For more information, visit the LoveTogether DB Facebook page or call 2238 3601.

DB SWIMMING GALA Discovery Bay Recreation Club October 20

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Cheer on swimmers in both individual and parent-childrelay races from 2pm to 5.30pm. The event is open to Discovery Bay Recreation Club members only, with a HK$80 entry fee per race. The enrolment deadline is October 16. For more information, visit www.dbrc.hk.

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At the annual Kids in the Park, hosted by Discovery Bay International Community Church and Discovery Bay Alliance Church, families can expect www.evoqueportraits.com a fun afternoon out, with games and activities from 2pm to 5pm. For tickets, priced at HK$20, visit www.dbicc.org. October 26

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The Rotary Club of Discovery Bay gets together for dinner twice a month, and at the meet on October 15, DB-based guest speaker Bruce Taylor, a Reiki master and energy healer, is sharing effective ways to release chronic stress and fatigue. Guests and visiting Rotarians are welcome. To register, and for more information, visit rotaryclubdiscoverybay.org.

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ITEMS COLLECTED at your home on October 3, 8, 10, 15, 17, 22, 24, 29 and 31 from 2pm to 4pm. WhatsApp Nikki Boot at 9677 6676. ADOPT A PET through Hong Ko ng Paws Foundation (PAWS) in DB Plaza on October 5, 12, 19 and 26 from 2pm to 6pm. Call Kat Cheung on 9485 5188.

HALLOWEEN HIJINKS Throughout DB October 31

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There’s fun to be had on the night of October 31, with DB families dressed up to trick or treat everywhere you look. But, to get a head start on the Halloween hijinks, make your way to EpicLand on October 26 for an ‘epic’ haunted house party, or Club Siena on October 27 for a spookily themed artsand-crafts workshop and costume contest. To find out more, visit www.epiclandhk.com and www.dbrc.hk.

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Join Calvary Church in celebrating its eighth anniversary in Discovery Bay. The English-speaking international church holds services at DB Community Hall on Sundays at 10.30am. For more information, visit www.calvaryhk.com.

Head to Toe spa in DB North Plaza is celebrating its second anniversary. DB resident Lulu Lai opened the business in 2017 to offer a range of professional massage services for a full pampering experience. For more information, visit the Head to Toe Facebook page.

DB-based entrepreneur Tor Mesoy’s Musings on Leadership, published last month, draws on his 25 years of experience as a leadership coach and management consultant. Tor was a partner at both McKinsey and Accenture before founding Hong Kong-based Agnus Consulting. To grab a copy of the book, head to Tor’s book launch at the American Chamber of Commerce in Central on October 25, or visit www.amazon.com.

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The Robin Armstrong Memorial Trophy football tournament on August 24 saw teams playing 7‐a‐side football at the Discovery Bay International School pitch to honour Discovery Bay Football Club co-founder Robin Armstrong, who passed away in November 2017. The players raised funds to benefit Robin’s family, his wife Bunty and his children Ava and Owen.

On September 12, Hong Kong International Learning Academy organised a bake sale to help fund Tai O Community Cattle Group’s One Collar, One Life (Saving Feral Cattle) fundraising campaign. And on September 13, inspired by fellow student and cancer survivor Hannah Meeson, the students held a ‘dress gold day’ to raise funds for childhood cancer research charity St. Baldrick’s Foundation. The student-led initiatives raised a combined total of HK$6,000.

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Celebrate the beauty of DB by voting for your favourite photo in the #beautifuldb2019 photography competition, sponsored by Love. Together@DB. Turn to page 24 to see the finalists’ photos, and cast your vote on the Around DB Facebook page from October 8 to 15. The winner and runners-up will be announced, and have their photos featured in the November issue of Around DB. To find out more, visit www.arounddb.com.

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Help raise funds for Hope Hong Kong, a support group for women and families who face the challenges of infertility and pregnancy loss, by purchasing a copy of local author Orchid Bloom’s children’s book, The Extraordinary Fairies. Orchid also hopes to bring professional counselling trainers to Hong Kong to train more local counsellors. To find out more, visit the Gift Compassion fundraising campaign on www.fringebacker.com.

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Created by Alicia Lui, with and in support of Women in Sports Empowered Hong Kong, Sporty Girl Journals features two DB athletes, Nikki Han and Liza Avelino. With the book, Alicia aims to “inspire girls to dream big and bold, and find joy and passion in sport.” To help get it published this month, head to www.kickstarter.com.

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The 2019 edition of Jazz on the Beach at Treasure Island Beach Club promises to be another big hit, with internationally celebrated jazz musicians Sybil Thomas and Kevin Guffy set to make an appearance, alongside in-demand local artists Elaine Liu, Café 852 and Fusion Five. Jazz on the Beach is a ticket only event; visit www.jazzonthebeachhk.com.

At the all-new Rotten Head Music & Craft Beer Festival you can expect 10 top music acts performing at Tat Tung Road Park and 10 local craft breweries, showcasing 30 of their labels. The event is also set to deliver pop-up shows, the Handmade Hong Kong market, food stalls, a baby disco and kids’ area. It’s HK$350 on the door. Kids under 12 get in for free, and 12- to 17-year-olds pay HK$120. To find out more, visit www.rottenheadfest.com.

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Box of Hope is back for its 12th year, pledging to collect a massive 33,000 shoeboxes. All kids need to do is find a box, decorate it and fill it with goodies and essentials for those in need in Hong Kong and throughout Asia. To get involved, visit www.boxofhope.org.

At the second Discovery Bay International School (DBIS) Remembrance Day Service, the community is invited to come together to give thanks, and remember servicemen and women who have fought to keep us safe in conflicts across the world. For more on DBIS, visit www.dbis.edu.hk.

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For Discovery Mind’s 14th annual sponsored walk in aid of Operation Santa Claus, residents are encouraged to dress in their festive best as they walk from Tai Pak Wan to Siena Park. Reaching out to 13 charities in Hong Kong, including groups that offer support for vulnerable youngsters and the elderly, the Operation Santa Claus campaign raised over HK$17 million in 2018.

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Blaine Whittaker, one of the most sought-after saxophonists in Asia, talks about his Hong Kong-based band, and his international career as a studio and touring musician

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Jacky Cheung – 50,000 or 60,000 people. I’ve played with a bunch of Canto-pop stars, guys like Justin Lo, George Lam, Joey Yung, Alex To and Khalil. I love the feel of a huge production, but I also love the intimacy of performing in a small club. The jazz scene in New York City (NYC) when

you studied and performed with greats like Wynton Marsalis, George Coleman, Vincent Herring and Dakota Staton must have been amazing. On and off over the years, I’ve made it a

point to spend time in NYC to study from great players and play with the best rhythm sections in the world. Steel sharpens steel – you always come away playing better and more focused. I’ll never forget Wynton inviting me over to his apartment one day and we jammed together and he showed me all kinds of things in order to improve as a player. You started out touring with

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the James Morrison sextet in the early ‘90s. How was that? Playing with James at that time was quite an all-

encompassing thing – a bit like a family. Intense performances and always exciting music. And you’ve toured with Cliff Richard… Great guy. Great fun. And he’s very healthconscious, as am I. We’d end up in the hotel gym in whatever city we were in, and we would chat quite frankly about all kinds of things. Do you still enjoy touring? Not really. I hate airports and ﬂying. These days I love waking up in Hong Kong. Discovery Bay is relaxing and chilled. Everything’s here that I need. Tell us about your band. It’s a six-piece lineup; we launched our latest album Strange Universe here and toured China with it. I work with some of the ﬁnest instrumentalists and vocalists in town, and I try to deliver high-end improvisation on a platform of soul- and grooveoriented compositions. You also perform with big-name international artists who are on tour in Hong Kong. Would you like me to drop a few names? Nils Landgren, Roy Hargrove, Mary Wilson, The Temptations, Laura Fygi, Martha Reeves, Bobby Taylor, Alex Sipiagin and Blur. How do you feel about Hong Kong’s music venues? We could use a couple more – without places to play, there’s no scene. We’ve lost a couple lately, like Gecko Lounge and Grappa’s Cellar, which is disappointing. These ‘hole in the wall’ music venues are vital for the culture. What brought you here? My girlfriend (now wife) got a great job at Discovery College, so I followed her over from Oz. We met when we were both playing in our school band – best-looking trombone player I’ve ever met. Your sons Saxon, 13, and Jarvis, 11, are already

performing as a guitar duo. How would you feel if they followed you in their choice of career? I’m quite happy to see them become fully

ﬂedged young musos, it’s exciting to watch them develop.

FIND IT For more on Blaine Whittaker, and to purchase a copy of his latest album Strange Universe,, visit www.blainewhittaker.com.au. You can catch him on stage at Peel FrescoFind Music Lounge on October 4. more local heroes @ www.arounddb.com www.arounddb.com October 2019

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PHOTOGRAPHY COMPETITION Your sneak peek at the finalists’ photos Whether it’s beautiful sunrises over Hong Kong’s iconic skyline, or scenic views from mountain-top peaks, Discovery Bay is full of beauty everywhere you look. Help us celebrate the beauty of DB by voting for your favourite photo in the #beautifuldb2019 photography competition. The finalists’ photos are pictured here, and you can cast your vote on the Around DB Facebook page from October 8 to 15. The winner and runners-up will be announced, and have their photos featured in the November issue of Around DB. Visit www.arounddb.com for more competition information.

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HERE’S YOUR CHANCE TO WIN PRIZES! Around DB prizes are incredibly easy to get your hands on, and you have until the 10th of the month to apply. Scan the QR code, or go to www.arounddb.com/giveaways, select the giveaway you want, and enter your details into the online form

Win tickets to Rotten Head Music & Craft Beer Festival Rotten Head Music & Craft Beer Festival is offering two readers a pair of tickets, each worth HK$350, to the rockin’ family-friendly event at Tat Tung Road Park, Tung Chung on October 26.

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Rotten Head Music & Craft Beer Festival is set to deliver pop-up shows, the Handmade Hong Kong market, food stalls, a baby disco and kids’ area. There are 10 music acts on the bill and 10 local craft breweries are showcasing 30 of their labels. It’s HK$350 on the door, kids under 12 get in for free, and 12- to 17-year-olds pay HK$120. To find out more, visit www.rottenheadfest.com.

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Discovery College welcomes a new principal – James Smith – to steer its course for the future and, as Elizabeth Kerr discovers, the school is in safe hands

ames Smith is a busy man. The newly appointed principal of Discovery College (DC) has been caught up in the backto-school whirlwind these past few months and over the summer he took a well-earned vacation

in France. “We’re very fortunate with the ability to travel during school holidays,” he says. “While any teacher will tell you that most holidays are still ‘working holidays’ where you have a lot to do to catch up on things and prepare for the new term, the

chance to explore a new place and spend time with the family... is wonderful. I feel very grateful that my job allows this.” And, so it is, for the purposes of this interview, we’ve ‘talked’ by  email. Technology to the rescue.

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A little bit of background

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An educator by training, James grew up in Cheshire, in northwest England, and studied at the University of Oxford before moving home to begin his teaching career – something he’s convinced was in the blood. James’ father, mother and grandfather were all educators, as were a gaggle of other relatives. “Looking back, I probably should not have found it surprising that I would choose a career in education,” he says. “Education was always hugely important in my household.” James moved to the SAR in 2007 to take up a teaching post and quickly grew attached to the city. “I realised I would be here for a long time,” he says. “I met my wife here and we have two children, both of whom were born in Hong Kong, so it’s very much home for us.” James likens his first 12 years here to a Monopoly game (“Though sadly I have not managed to buy any hotels as yet”), having at one time lived in both the New Territories and on Hong Kong Island, while working at King George V School (KGV). Eventually he landed on Lantau, in Tung Chung, where he and his wife, a lawyer, currently live. “I love being connected to both the Tung Chung and Discovery Bay communities, and while I have enjoyed all the places we have lived over the past few years, there are so many aspects of life on Lantau that make it a particularly great place to be,” he says. It was at KGV, also part of the English Schools Foundation network, that James caught wind of, and took an interest in, DC’s educational model, “which nurtures and cares for children from their first entry into primary,

“We’ve got an exciting time ahead and I want to make sure our future direction reﬂects the values and ideas of our whole community” all the way through graduation.” He saw DC as a “genuine” and “powerful” community school with tremendous parent support and a truly committed staff, and he jumped at the chance of teaching there. “I also saw how serious the College was about character education and focusing on building the characteristics of exceptional learners and future leaders. So, for those reasons, when a job came up, I was delighted to apply,” he recalls. James spent three years as the head of secondary at DC before his appointment as principal this year. And for the record, yes, both his kids attend DC, which to date has not been embarrassing for them. “They are quite young at the moment, so I think the fact that Dad is the principal is a nice novelty,” he reasons. “But I’m thinking they might not feel so positively about it when they are teenagers!” It’s clear that thirtysomething James has a good rapport with DC students of all ages, and when interacting with them he’ll take the rough with the smooth. “An amusing thing about working with young people is that sometimes, particularly with younger students, they have trouble working out adults’ ages,” he quips. “The record-breaking attempt at guessing my age was from a young lady who thought I was 67.”

Taking up the mantle as principal means the relatively young (given his accomplishments) James brings his own perspective on challenges facing education today. “I see the main challenge being linked to social and technological change, which is occurring at an unprecedented pace,” he says. “If education were to stay the same as it has been in previous decades, our students would risk being unready for the challenges of the lives they will lead. We need young people who can collaborate, create and innovate, manage themselves and their wellbeing, and lead others.” Although his three-year stint as DC’s head of secondary has made him familiar with the school’s work with wellbeing, character education, student agency, community engagement and so forth, James says his first task as principal is simply to listen and learn from those around him. “I am starting by seeking to understand from students, staff and parents, where they see our priorities in the next few years,” he explains. As James settles into his first year as DC principal, he says he considers himself lucky to be supported not only by an experienced and talented staff, but also an active and strong Parent Teacher Association and School Council. “A key responsibility of any school leader is promoting true collaboration between all school stakeholders who share the school’s mission and vision,” James concludes. “We’ve got an exciting time ahead and I want to make sure our future direction reflects the values and ideas of our whole community.”

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Ahead of the Team FEAR Junior Challenge on November 17, Samantha Wong outlines whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s involved and provides some advice for the fearless competitors

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Juniors (under 9-11) compete in teams of three

All competitors (under 9-19) tackle an assault course

eam FEAR Junior Challenge is an adventure race, designed by adventure racers. It’s a gruelling multi-sport event – deﬁnitely not child’s play – so it’s important to know what to expect going in. You’re not allowed to see the course beforehand but you can get a good idea of what you’re about to come up against by talking to friends who’ve completed the challenge before. Be sure to read the course overview and take a look at the 2018 course maps on the Team FEAR website. There are three courses of varying length and difﬁculty – one each for the juniors (under 9, 10 and 11 categories), intermediates (under 12 and 13) and seniors (under 14,

16 and 19). Juniors compete in teams of three, intermediates and seniors in teams of two. Juniors are looking at completing a gruelling 10-kilometre course, while the senior course, at 15 kilometres, is the most demanding. When making your way around the course, you follow the ribbon markers – yellow (juniors), blue (intermediates) and pink (seniors). Race ofﬁcials wear red tops – remember there are over 300 marshals ready to provide you with guidance and back-up along the way.

Train hard Whether you’re in it to win it, or simply hoping to stay the course, you need to train hard in the leadup to Team FEAR. Course design

Seniors (under 14-19) are expected to abseil

varies from year to year but in previous years all participants have had to mountain bike, swim, trail run, coasteer and clamber through an assault course. In addition, both intermediates and seniors have been asked to complete a kayak leg, with seniors also tasked with abseiling and, though this was not compulsory, jumping off a boat or pier into the sea. The first competitors usually cross the finish line in two hours, and everyone (900 last year) is expected to finish within four hours. All in all, you need to be fit, as well as fearless, to enter Team FEAR, and it’s likely that at least some of the challenges involved are already part of your weekly routine. Do you regularly cycle to and from  school? Are you a trail or track

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tires and an adequate number of gears. It’s vitally important that brakes work and can stop the bike, that the derailleurs (gearing) don’t make the chain jump off, and that there are no other safety shortcomings, for instance loose bottle cages or chain guards. Coasteering is part of the challenge for all competitors

The kayak section (under 12-19) is particularly tough

runner? Maybe you are in your school’s swim club? Focus your training on aspects of the course that you are less good at, there’s not much point in beating out the competition in the cycle leg, if you’re the last runner to ﬁnish. Another tip? Have a few practice swims in the sea with your clothes on before race day – it’s very different to swimming in a pool in your bathers. You should try a bit of mountain biking in advance too, as it’s not the same as biking on roads. The kayak section of the course is particularly tough, since it tends to be one of the last legs weary competitors are asked to complete. Have a few practice paddles ahead of the event if you can but don’t panic if this isn’t possible. Lantau Boat Club marshals will be offering advice from their positions on the beach and in the water on race day.

The sea-jump is not compulsory

Train hard ahead of the race but remember to pace yourself, you don’t want to be wiped out on the big day. It’s important to stick to a realistic training schedule, and if you’re one of the younger competitors, you may want to ask your parents for advice. Importantly too, you need to train with your teammates to familiarise yourself with their strengths and weaknesses. You need to ﬁnish the race together and, as the saying goes, a chain is as strong as the weakest link. Find out who will need encouragement during the race and keep them thinking positive.

Get your bike checked You’ll have to wheel your bike around the course if it fails the Team FEAR safety check on the evening before the race, so make sure it’s in prime condition. You need a proper mountain bike with good

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Note that both Bike Hub and Bike Energy Lab in DB supply bikes that are speed-speciﬁc and tailored for young people, and they will also service bikes. If you prefer to ﬁt and check your bike at home, there are plenty of YouTube videos you can use as reference. Pay particular attention to the positioning of the handles and seat. When you are seated you should be able to lean slightly forward with your arms straight and your toes should just be able to touch the ground. This means you can push off from the ground for a fast start and extend your legs almost fully as you peddle, allowing you to put more power into every rotation. Lung Kee Bikes is providing bikes for hire for this year’s race, and delivering them to DB. After the bike check on November 16, all bikes will be waiting for competitors at the relevant part of the course.

Think about what you eat In the lead-up to the race, you need to focus on your diet to make sure your body is in tip-top condition. It’s important to eat a wide variety of foods, including fruits, vegetables, dairy products and grains because a well-balanced diet provides you with the nutrients you need. Everyone has different levels of comfort regarding eating around training, so you need to trial what works best for you. Eating two to four hours before you get out there will allow plenty of time for your food to digest. Good breakfast options for the morning of the race include  pancakes topped with fruit and

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nuts; porridge or granola with milk or soy milk; eggs and multigrain bread; fruit salad with Greek yogurt; or bagels with cottage cheese. And treat yourself to a fresh fruit or vegetable juice.

reason adventure racers drop out of Team FEAR, so it’s a good idea to bring some carbohydrate-electrolyte sports drinks (Gatorade or Pocari Sweat) too. Nutrient-rich snacks that will boost your energy levels (without taking up too much space in your backpack) include cereal bars, nuts, dried fruit and bananas.

The focus should always be on fuelling up properly before a race, but for a tough challenge like Team FEAR, you’ll also need to refuel on the go. Every competitor has to carry 1-litre of water with them, to drink ‘little and often’ throughout the race. Dehydration is the number one

So, don’t be scared! Competing in Team FEAR is a lot of fun, just make sure your team (and your bikes) are ready for the challenge. Good luck!

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It’s important that children learn to handle feeling afraid, and the best place for them to do that is in the pages of a book. Ray Robertson reports

alloween is a strange sort of festival, one that cuts with a doubleedged sword. Despite all the treats, sinister tricks lurk in the shadows. Children revel in the dressing-up and love eating all the candy, but the supernatural element of things that go bump in the night is never far from their minds. And yet, or perhaps because of this, children love All Hallows’ Eve.

As parents, we have a responsibility to know the limits of what our children can handle. We don’t want to force them to hear a scary story, if they’re not ready for it. On the other hand, we can’t protect them from their own developing emotions, emotions that are best explored and managed in the safety of their homes and with the attention of their parents. It’s important that children learn to handle feeling

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afraid, and one of the best places for them to do that is in the pages of a book.

Once upon a time The first scary books most kids read, or have read to them are fairy tales. Our children are weaned on versions of the Brothers Grimm’s medieval morality tales, in which beasts and innocents face off in

dark forests or forbidding castles. The consequences of these clashes aren’t always pretty, and there’s a lot of fear to get through before the ‘happily ever after.’

ghosts and witches and evil fairies don’t exist. Reading scary stories means visiting places where impossible things are suddenly, temporarily, possible.

Classic fairy stories from Sleeping Beauty to Snow White are big on dark supernatural forces – wicked witches cast cruel spells that mess with fair maiden. These stories have some really tough life lessons to impart (that have nothing to do with magic), and this is one of the reasons we continue to read them to our kids. But we also continue to read them to our kids simply because they love them.

In this way, scary stories play an important role in children’s emotional education, allowing them to identify and control their fears. They give them the chance to experience a really potent fantasy and almost live it, without any of the consequences. They get to experience fear in a controlled environment (in the fantastical world of the book) in the safety of their own homes.

Of course, children love all the good magic that’s expressed in fairy stories – fairy godmothers turn rags into ballgowns, animals talk and everything ends happily. So, is it that which makes them love fairy stories, that prevents them from simply being scared witless by them? In part. But it’s important to know that children learn to make the distinction between fantasy and reality very early on. By age seven, most kids know the difference between what is real and what is not and, once they are able to do this, most can cope with the scares they experience in the make-believe world of a book. It’s true that scary stories can cause nightmares (none of us has ever really come to terms with the horror of Bambi’s mother’s death), but, generally speaking, the fears children experience in madeup stories are manageable. Kids can handle the fears they face in Neverland because Neverland doesn’t actually exist. Kids are instinctively drawn to scary things because they rely on the continuing safety of the real world. And in the real world,

The best children’s books are written in such a way as to help kids differentiate between what is real and what is not. A common device sees a book open in the real world, one with which young readers are familiar, that is populated by characters not unlike themselves. Then, after a page or two, something happens to these characters, which means they transition into a world of make-believe. The Pevensies walk through a wardrobe and find themselves in Narnia, Max goes to sleep before sailing through night and day to meet the Wild Things. Children know when the bridge between reality and fantasy has been crossed, and they adjust their fear threshold accordingly.

Happily ever after The other side of it is that kids, like adults, actually like to suspend disbelief every now and then, and really feel the fear. It’s fun for them to get so caught up in a scary book that they scream when the flying monkeys swoop down on Dorothy, or when James attacks Bella in the dance studio. What they are enjoying is the thrill, the

hyperarousal of the fight-or-flight response within safe parameters. Essentially then, kids are turned on by fear and their ability, through reading, to confront it and cast it aside. They find a way to control how scared they want to be. Scary stories help turn children into readers; the adrenaline rush of seeking out danger and then stepping away is what makes them return for more. It’s exciting for them to discover that they can get through the fear, and that they can put the book down whenever they choose. Children benefit from all this because they learn to grapple with the range of emotions – anxiety, sorrow, confusion, surprise, anger – that fear invites. They come away from a scary story with new tools for managing or controlling their reactions to fear. Call it a new confidence or self-awareness, but it becomes part of how they deal with trauma going forward. Essentially, what they learn is courage. It becomes easier to stand up to a bully at school once you have fought ghosts, monsters or zombies within the pages of a book. There are multiple reasons why book series like Harry Potter and Twilight captivate young readers. Children connect to the vulnerability of characters, they live vicariously through their potentially fatal challenges and, when the last page is turned, they return to their real lives having survived Voldemort or the Volturi. Vampires are scary. Dementors are too. Kids love to be scared, but not too scared. A parent’s job is to understand this, to invite discussion and make a variety of stories available. And to leave the night light on.

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Fostering a sense of belonging in boarders

s chaplain at St David’s College in North Wales one of my priorities is to foster a sense of belonging in students in order to unlock learning and enable future success. Everyone needs to belong. It’s an important truth to remember as many cultures around the world are transitioning to a more individualistic lifestyle. However, studies show that human

beings crave community and the lack thereof can be emotionally, psychologically and spiritually damaging. Conversely, if you can find a place where you feel a sense of belonging – where you are valued, celebrated and validated for who you are – then you will flourish and find fulfilment. I am sure that every parent wants their children to have a sense of

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value and an inspired purpose for their lives. For 35 years, I have made a career of encouraging young people to chase their dreams. It has been an exciting journey watching what young people can do with their lives. Recently, I had the honour of meeting 30 of my pupils from the 1970s. None had been an exceptional academic,

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as far as I remember, but most had discovered a passion – rock climbing, sailing, canoeing, music, sport, art. They had all gone on to fulfilling and varied professions – an accountant, a doctor, a cattle dealer, a police office… several were entrepreneurs. Some 35 years later, each of them wanted to give back to St David’s College in recognition of the learning environment that had empowered them to find their passion.

mechanical, but especially classic cars, and his dream was to start his own business in trading and restoring rare vehicles. He came back the following day and talked for another hour or two.

Andrew’s story

Andrew is what we sometimes describe as a ‘third culture kid.’ Raised in a culture other than his parents,’ and a new boarder at St David’s College, he struggled with a sense of abandonment and estrangement. Internally and externally, Andrew was alone. But in the Chaplaincy Centre, he

Not long ago a pupil at our school, Andrew, arrived at the door to my Chaplaincy Centre. Andrew had been sent to us by a staff member who was concerned about his regular habit of acting out and not paying attention in the classroom. I invited Andrew in and he talked for almost three hours about his goals and aspirations. Andrew knew what he wanted to achieve, but the steps to harness his passion were evading him. Andrew was fascinated by anything

Just by being listened to and taken seriously, Andrew felt empowered to ask if we could help him start to achieve the short-term goals that would help make his long-term dream a reality.

discovered three keys to unlock his future potential: a place of acceptance where he felt valued, someone with the time to really listen and accept his story as he told it, and someone who validated his dream and believed in his ability to achieve it. Real learning happens when a child is valued, listened to and encouraged to try without a fear of failure. A support network that can provide a sense of security and encouragement is essential to the learning process all the way through childhood to adulthood. Andrew’s story may seem extreme, and perhaps it is, but it makes clear what every child and young person needs – to be valued, listened to and believed in.

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Eco-friendly home decorating Greening your home decor is easier than you might think, and not only will it reduce your carbon footprint, it could save you a heap of cash. Jane Drew reports

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“H

ave nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful, or believe to be beautiful.” So said William Morris at a lecture before the Birmingham Society of Arts and School of Design in 1880. It’s still a good maxim to live (and decorate) by but for the contemporary home decorator there’s something missing – there’s no reference to our desire to live in an environmentally conscious way. If Morris were lecturing in Birmingham this month, he would probably say: Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be both eco-friendly and useful, or believe to be beautiful.

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Tip one: shop less. Eco-friendly decorators don’t follow home fashion, nor do they shop for recreation. They might donate or sell items that aren’t “useful” or that they no longer consider “beautiful” but they won’t replace items for the sake of it, and they’re not interested in keeping abreast of current trends. Eco-friendly decorating isn’t about constantly buying new or more; it’s about breathing new life into old pieces and reworking what you already own.

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of volatile organic compounds (VOCs), which can be harmful to both your family and the environment. Another quick fix? Move the furniture around, refresh photo frames and rearrange your artwork. It may take a bit of work but DIYing your old stuff into new stuff is more satisfying than buying new. By switching up the upholstery on a faded sofa, you can reinvent a room. You can also re-stain or repaint wooden pieces to give them a fresh new look and cover any visible signs of wear-andtear. If your creative side refuses to come out, hire someone else to do the job. Upcycling is much cheaper than buying new, and the upcycled pieces will still feel new to you. Finding new uses for old objects is

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another fun way to green your home. Turning a piano into a bookshelf or a phone booth into a couch is too much to ask of most of us, but a simple project like using old suitcases or trunks as a side table, or turning a sewing machine table into a vanity can be an interesting, eco-boosting exercise.

Turn on to vintage There are times, of course, when you really need a ‘new’ piece of furniture, and your best option is to buy vintage. Investing in sturdy, timeless designs will ensure that your home decor never goes out of style and, if the vintage item you find has stood the test of time thus far, it’s likely to serve you well long into the future. The monthly flea market in DB is a good first port of call for pre-loved furnishings of all kinds, or you can head to one of the warehouses in Shenzhen or Zhuhai to pick out a couple of antique-look Chinese pieces, many of which have been put together using wood salvaged from genuine collectables. If you can’t find anything to your taste locally, eBay is a great place to explore the vintage vibe.

Think sustainable If vintage really isn’t your thing, you’ll likely have to pay a bit more for contemporary pieces that are genuinely eco-friendly. Look to brands that are focused on ethical labour standards and fair trade; ﬁrms that give back to the artisans and communities who make their pieces and are passionate about cutting-edge design. And remember it works out cheaper to splurge on a quality sustainably sourced piece that will last a lifetime, than to pay peanuts for something that you will need to replace in a year or two.

A chic vintage-look kitchen decked out in reclaimed wood

Eco-friendly decorating isn’t about constantly buying new or more; it’s about breathing new life into old pieces and reworking what you already own In the hands of the right designer, modern eco-friendly materials are varied enough in colour, texture and purpose to offer myriad options. Top choices include wood – as long as it’s Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certiﬁed or reclaimed – slate, recycled glass, organic cotton, bamboo, cork and hemp.

Donate what you don’t need If you prefer to buy second-hand when purchasing something, it follows that you will choose to donate or sell an item that you want rid of. Even if you don’t make much money, the item has transferred its value to someone else (and more importantly, hasn’t ended up in a landﬁll). Don’t assume that just because it is used or old or no longer to your taste no one will want it. Find more top tips @ www.arounddb.com

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Donating unwanted items locally helps everyone involved without harming the environment, and there are plenty of ways to do this within DB. You can place small household items, toys and clothes in the Environmental Toy Houses located at Brilliance Court, La Costa and Midvale Village. The items donated are collected by local social enterprise DB Mothers & Friends, which redistributes them to people in need. DB Mothers & Friends also arranges doorto-door collections of larger household items each week for a small fee. Another option for clothes is to donate them to the Salvation Army via the collection bins located behind DB Post Ofﬁce and at Midvale Village. Alternatively, there are lots of DB-based Facebook groups for buying, selling and swapping items, as well as ‘swapping corners’ in many of the villages. Your unwanted armchair or bookcase may be just what someone else needs to complete their functional, beautiful and eco-friendly home decor.

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UNDER-THE-RADAR ASIAN THEME PARKS

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TripAdvisor’s 2019 Travellers Choice award for the best amusement park in the world just went to Universal’s Islands of Adventure in Florida. But that’s quite a schlep from DB. Dorothy Veitch explores some wild alternatives much closer to home

Edo Wonderland, Nikko, Japan

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Chimelong Paradise, Guangzhou, China

lancing through TripAdvisor’s 2019 Travellers Choice award leaderboard that ranks the 25 best amusement parks in the world, you probably won’t be surprised to ﬁnd that the top four are in Florida, namely Universal’s Islands of Adventure, Magic Kingdom Park, Universal Studios Florida and Disney’s Magic Kingdom. Somewhat surprisingly, Puy du Fou in Les Epesses, France, described as a “Renaissance Festival on steroids,” comes in at ﬁfth place. But what is genuinely surprisingly (read disappointing) is that only one Asian amusement park makes it on to this year’s list – Universal Studios Singapore places 21st.

(1603–1868) known as Genroku, and it’s populated by staff in period costume, who play the part of Edo-era citizens. Visitors are encouraged to dress up as samurais, warlords, princesses and geishas, and the staff treat them according to their social status.

That’s right, no mention of hot family favourite Legoland Malaysia in Johor Bahru, or even of the ‘happiest place on earth,’ right on our doorstep. But living in Discovery Bay, most of us have done Hong Kong Disneyland, likely Legoland too… so, here’s a look at ﬁve truly out there Asian theme parks that have yet to get on everyone’s radar.

Chimelong Paradise, Guangzhou, China

Edo Wonderland, Nikko, Japan Complete with tofu and shrines, Edo Wonderland is based on the golden era of the Edo period

The park has seven theatres where traditional ninja and oiran shows are performed, and there are live outdoor shows, street performances, parades and seasonal festivals. Visitors can attend workshops to learn ninjutsu, traditional Japanese archery, shuriken throwing and samurai-sword ﬁghting.

Boasting over 60 rides and attractions, Chimelong Paradise is the largest amusement park in China. Thanks to a Kids Land and Happy Kingdom, there are plenty of fun rides for families but thrill seekers head to the Screaming Zone, in which the roller coasters are graded from ‘thrill’ to ‘extreme.’ The 10 Inversion Roller Coaster does what it says, while the Dive Coaster is nearly 61 metres tall and reaches speeds of up to 105  kilometres per hour. www.arounddb.com October 2019

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Chimelong Paradise is linked by a bridge to Chimelong Water Park, and you can buy admission tickets that provide access to both parks.

Ramoji Film City, Hyderabad, India The brainchild of film producer Ramoji Rao, who wanted to build a studio complex similar to the ones in Hollywood, Ramoji Film City covers 8 squarekilometres and has been certified by Guinness World Records as the largest in the world. As movie lovers make their way through the permanent film sets, which include the railway station in Slumdog Millionaire, they are entertained by live stunt and street shows, plus Bollywood dance extravaganzas. The land surrounding the studio delivers an amusement park for kids (Fundustan), a bird park, butterfly park and bonsai garden. Adventure lovers can head out into the mountains for ziplining, archery and bungee jumping.

Everland, Yongin, South Korea South Korea’s ﬁrst family theme park, opened in 1976, Everland is still one of its most popular, and now boasts over 50 rides and attractions. From small beginnings, it has developed into a fully-ﬂedged resort with a speedway, water park, golf course and museum. Set in lush gardens, Everland hosts a Tulip Festival from March to April each year.

Ramoji Film City, Hyderabad, India

There are four themed areas: ZooTopia combines a petting zone and pony rides, with a small zoo. European Adventure homes amusement arcades and a Mystery Mansion where visitors can shoot at ghosts. Magic Land offers up a log ﬂume, futuristic ﬂying ride and robot ride, plus an Aesop-themed village. American Adventure provides a taste of US history courtesy of a 1950s-themed live music venue and rodeo ride.

Everland, Yongin, South Korea

Taipei Children’s Amusement Park, Shilin, Taipei Providing a welcome step back in time for parents as well as kids, Taipei Children’s Amusement Park has just 13 classic rides including bumper cars, spinning tea cups, a Ferris wheel, roller coaster, drop tower and pirate ship. In addition to the rides, there’s an indoor play area and amusement arcade. The park is small enough for young kids to get around in an afternoon and there’s plenty to do come rain or shine. The children’s theatre, operated by IF Kids Theatre Company, presents an exciting programme of family-friendly skits and shows most afternoons.

Taipei Children’s Amusement Park, Shilin, Taipei

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FLOOR BY FLOOR

YOUR GUIDE TO

HORIZON PLAZA AP LEI CHAU

2 Lee Wing Street, Ap Lei Chau, 2554 9089 About a 15-minute walk from South Horizon MTR Station Exit C Show this to your taxi driver: 香港鴨脷洲利榮街2號新海怡廣場

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Established in 1996, Garden Gallery specialises in outdoor and landscape supplies, ranging from outdoor furniture and gardening equipment to lighting, storage, tents and all kinds of barbecue stoves. 2553 3251 info@gardengallery.com.hk

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Harbour 1976 offers premium indoor and outdoor furniture collections designed to withstand the great outdoors. The lifestyle brand focuses on unique design, incredible durability, and a deep sense of culture derived from Australia's beautiful coastline. 2754 6188 info@harbouroutdoor.com.au

G/F Natuzzi Stylish selection of exclusive home furniture G/F Roche Bobois Celebrating the French Art De Vivre around the world 2/F Sonder Living Premium home furnishings and lifestyle products 5/F OvoHome Exquisite custom-made furniture 6/F Indigo Stylish and eclectic furniture 7/F Garden Gallery Quality European outdoor and landscape supplies 7/F MOD High-end furniture and stylish home accessories 7/F Nook Living Stylish Italian furniture design at competitive prices 8/F Bowerbird Home Thoughtfully curated furniture, accessories and homeware 8/F Harbour 1976 Uniquely designed outdoor furniture with incredible durability 8/F Organic Modernism Fine and functional home and office furniture 9/F Barbecue in All Wide range of barbecue and living gear 9/F Everything Under The Sun The latest quality outdoor furniture for high-end homes 10/F Areahome Indoor and decorative items for the home 11/F Flexa Eco-friendly kids’ furniture 11/F Spaceman Space-saving furniture 12/F Infurniti Homes Sophisticated classical furniture with a contemporary twist 12/F Sun Garden Premium Quality outdoor and barbecue supplies 15/F Irony Home Top-grade indoor and outdoor furniture 16/F Patio Mart Quality outdoor lifestyle products at reasonable prices 16/F Phoenix Curtains Fine classic and modern curtains, plus custom-made sofas and upholstery

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Nook Living offers modernstyle designer furniture and accessories. It also specialises in custom-made wardrobes. 2276 4315/ 2698 0937

Organic Modernism is a Brooklyn based company specializing in nature-inspired pieces made of bronze and American walnut.

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Phoenix Curtains is a onestop shop for curtains, blinds, custom-made sofas and upholstery.

TAKUMI

Takumi supplies stylish and timeless Japanese and Malaysian indoor furniture. 2517 2000

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16/F Takumi Japanese and Malaysian indoor furniture and accessories 19/F Toys Club Quality toys for kids of all ages 20/F Fink - The Art of Living Unique decorative items for the home

20/F Oriental Home Chinese, Mongolian and Tib etan antiques and bespoke furniture in different styles 26/F Ad Lib Oriental antiques, vintage Western lights and decorative arts 26/F Carpet Buyer Hand-made Persian rugs (antique), tribal carpets and contemporary rugs

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HK HAPPENINGS

BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH

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Hong Kong Cancer Fund (HKCF) is making it easy for everyone to do their bit for breast cancer awareness this month. There are numerous ways to take part www.cancer-fund.org/pink in the charity’s Pink Revolution – you can attend or host a pink fundraiser, shop pink (many brands are donating part of the proceeds from select products to support HKCF’s free breast cancer support service) or simply dress in pink. To get involved, visit www.cancer-fund.org/pink.

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FIREWORKS DISPLAY FINALE Macau Tower shorefront, Macau

The world’s best pyrotechnics teams have been battling it out in the Macau International Fireworks Display Contest, with 12 nations competing for the coveted winning trophy this year. You unsplash.com can enjoy the stunning finale from vantage points across Taipa Island and the Macau Peninsula. Entrance is free. To find out more, visit en.macaotourism.gov.mo. October 5

SUMMER SOIREE POOL PARTY

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Inspired by The Damned and The Sex Pistols, punk legends the UK Subs formed in 1976 and haven’t stopped touring since. Regularly headlining to over 20,000 people, the band has sold over a million records without any substantial radio airplay, and is performing in Hong Kong for the first time. For advanced tickets, priced at HK$390, visit ticketflap.com.

UK EDUCATION FAIR

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Le Méridien’s Summer Soiree Pool Party, the last of the year, is big on French Riviera glamour. Imagine yourself on the Côte d’Azur, as you while away the afternoon listening to ambient chill out music. Brunch and backgammon are optional. For tickets, starting at HK$300, visit ticketflap.com.

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‘It’s not magic, It’s Britannia!’ At the Britannia Studylink UK Education Fair representatives of more than 20 British boarding schools, including St David’s College in North Wales, are on hand to answer questions about the boarding school system and discuss the benefits of studying in the UK. To find out more and to register, contact ben@britannia-study.com or visit www.britannia-study.com.

HK HAPPENINGS

HONG KONG CYCLOTHON

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Viewpoint: Salisbury Road, Tsim Sha Tsui

Sun Hung Kai Properties Hong Kong Cyclothon welcomes thousands of amateur and professional cyclists from around the world. The hotly contested Hammer www.togoparts.com Hong Kong (the series’ finale) returns for the second time this year, and there are numerous other races to enjoy, including the Family Fun Ride and CEO Charity and Celebrity Ride. For more information, visit www.discoverhongkong.com. October 13

WINE AND DINE FESTIVAL

Central Harbourfront Event Space, Tamar October 30 - November 3

AUTUMN SONATA

Hong Kong Cultural Centre, Tsim Sha Tsui Five world-class singers from the Nordics are collaborating with Malmö Opera Chorus and Hong Kong Philharmonic Orchestra in the Asian debut of the Golden www.togoparts.com Globe film-turned-opera Autumn Sonata. Ingmar Bergman’s heart-wrenching 1978 screenplay was transformed into an opera in 2017 by Finnish composer Sebastian Fagerlund. To find out more head to www.worldfestival.gov.hk; for tickets, starting at HK$220, visit ticket.urbtix.hk. October 18-20

CROSS-HARBOUR RACE

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The CCB (Asia) Hong Kong Wine and Dine Festival annually delivers world-class food, drink and entertainment. In addition to wine-pairing meals designed by master chefs, and signature dishes from Hong Kong’s top hotels and restaurants, there are well over 400 booths featuring everything from single malts to craft beer. General admission is just HK$130 on the door.

HALLOWEEN STREET PARTY Lan Kwai Fong, Central

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Some 4,000 swimmers are expected to cross Victoria Harbour in the biggest New World Harbour Race to date. This year, a brand-new route has the course running from Wanchai Golden Bauhinia Square Public Pier to the Avenue of Stars in Tsim Sha Tsui. There are several categories for competitors, from Youth (starting at 12 years old) to Masters (50 and above), and the minimum course length is 1 kilometre. For more information, visit www.hkharbourrace.com.

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Party with ghosts, superheroes, zombies and everything in between at Hong Kong’s party central on the spookiest night of the year. Dance the night away and enjoy eerily themed food and drink. To find out more, visit www.lankwaifong.com. www.arounddb.com October 2019

DB FACES

Snaps COMMUNITY

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Win prizes from Uncle Russ Coffee and The Pier Bar!

T Congratulations to last monthâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s winner: Reto Fuchs (@retofuchs)

he best snap wins! Your mission this month is to share your favourite photo of DB on Instagram, hashtag #arounddb. You have until the 10th of the month to enter. This is your chance to win a complimentary coffee from Uncle Russ, or a beer from The Pier Bar every day for a week. We will contact the winner via Instagram. Good luck!

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CONTEMPORARY WORSHIP PRACTICAL BIBLE TEACHING KIDS CHURCH & TEENS

corporate & business services Alcoholics Anonymous

If you want to drink, that’s your business. If you want to stop, we can help.

Alcoholics No dues or fees. Anonymous

Church Office: 2987 7061 www.dbicc.org

24hr hotline:9073 6922 www.aa-hk.org

corporate T8 can&help support with: business services

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Virtual office Company formation Corporate services Book-keeping Administration support Visa Applications

Unit 2, G/F, Office Block 1, 92 Siena Avenue, Discovery Bay North, Hong Kong Email: info@t8-consulting.com Tel: 2517 8248 www.t8-consulting.com

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DELIVERY PERSON/ MESSENGER

Michael, a HK resident, is available to deliver documents & small parcels around HK. Available full- or part-time. Call 9145 6731 to leave a message

HEALTH & WELLBEING

VR, HYPNOSIS: INDIVIDUAL &/ OR COUPLES THERAPY Virtual-reality programmes for PTSD, addictions, phobias (fear of ﬂying/ public speaking/ bridges/ enclosed spaces/ storms) • Couples’ conﬂicts • Overeating • Career/relationship stress • Anger management • Nail biting • Exam jitters Divorce/ post-divorce/ career coaching • Quit smoking quickly. Dr Melanie Bryan, Psy.D. Clinical Psychologist, Hypnotherapist. Contact 2575 7707, www.mindmatters.hk

HEALTH & WELLBEING

HOME SERVICES

SPORTS

PRIVATE MARTIAL ARTS COACHING

FACIAL REFLEXOLOGY IN DB • Natural face rejuvenation & massage with facial reﬂexology

FTC RELOCATIONS

• Mind & body deep relaxation & healing with facial reﬂexology • Parkinson’s, Alzheimer’s & dementia prevention & improvement with facial reﬂex therapy

• Local & international moves • Long/ short-term storage • Handyman services • World-class service – competitive rates • Operating on DB & Lantau

• Children’s learning support with (face, hand & feet) reﬂex therapy

Contact 2814 1658, sales@ftc.hk, www.ftc.hk

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Well known in the Hong Kong MMA community, Marc Guyon guides you through your journey to become a martial artist. As a former whitecollar-turned-professional ﬁghter, Marc’s understanding of looking for peak performance in all your occupations & activities is like nothing in Hong Kong. Contact 9303 2996, marcguyonkungfu@gmail.com, www.marcguyon.com

TUITION & COURSES

MATHEMAGIC IS AT DB PLAZA

HOME SERVICES TRIMCO HK LIMITED

AKASH MOVING & HANDYMAN SERVICES

• Painting

• Local packing, moving, storage & handyman service • All kinds of transport services • Inbound shipment clearance • Having stuff delivered from China? They are not delivering to DB Or Lantau? Have it sent to the Akash ofﬁce in Kwai Chung & delivered to your home.

• Decorating • Renovation • Cladding • Tiling Contact Steve Donovan at 6149 0894 (call or WhatsApp), trimcohk@gmail.com

Contact 2421 8088, info@akash.hk, www.akash.hk

Support classes in mathematics & sciences now available for: • Year 7 to Year 13 • IGCSE • IB (SL or HL) • A level (Standard & Further Modules) • SATs/ PSATs/ LSATs • UKCEE Home tuition available as well as online classes. Contact Karim Arditi on 9135 4724 (call or WhatsApp), mathemagicMD@gmail.com, www.facebook.com/HLmathemagic, www.hlmathemagic.com

GIVING LIFE SHOULDN’T BE SO DEADLY

Greenland Pest Control Tailored ailored Pest Control Solutions for Rodent, Cockroaches, Fleas, Mosquitoes, Termites, ermites, Ants, Ticks etc…

Ramatoulaye, who lives in Burkina Faso, was about to give birth to her fourth child, but the boatman was nowhere to be found. Unable to get to the health centre across the river, she gave birth alone on the river banks.

For info please call Thomas 9871 0771 or Baguio 6776 8400 Email: baguiowong@hotmail.com

Maternal health is a human right — join Amnesty International to defend human rights for women like Ramatoulaye. Learn more at www.amnesty.org.hk.

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PROPERTY

DB PROPERTY FOR RENT STYLISH APARTMENT IN GREAT LOCATION

Bright, beautifully decorated apartment with every modern luxury. Sleeps one couple & one child. Conveniently located in walking distance of DB Plaza, the bus terminus & ferry. Available for short or long stay. Contact the owner at corinhk@yahoo.com

LUXURY APARTMENTS IN SIENA 2

Spacious 600 square-foot apartments – quiet with sea views over park, near Club Siena & DB Tunnel. Fully furnished with washer/ drier, bed linen, kitchenware, 55” TVs, wi-ﬁ, NOW TV & sound bar. Contact the owner on 9317 0624, nialady2011@gmail.com

TWO-BED IN CHERISH COURT

Fully furnished, 2-bedroom flat with wi-fi & Now TV. Full sea view & Disneyland-firework view. Photos available. Contact Jacqueline on 9811 0718, jacquelinedb@gmail.com

FULLY FURNISHED 1-BED

Smart apartment on a high ﬂoor with sea view. Close to pier & DB Plaza. Available fully furnished. Call Tiareti on 9732 8985

ONE-BED WITH HOME OFFICE

Lovely 645 square-foot ﬂat, great location, one bedroom, spacious oﬃce & over-sized Western kitchen. Available fully furnished, for short- or long-term rental. Contact the owner at justinsmith3333rental@gmail.com

If you are looking to rent or sell a property and would like to see it listed on this page, email corinne@baymedia.com.hk

CLOT HING & ACCESSORIES

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HE A LT H & W EL L BEING

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FINANCIAL SERVICES Bank of China HSBC Parsons White Wealth Management The Stephen Putnam Practice

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FOOD & BEVERAGE, HOTELS 22º North Auberge Discovery Bay (Hotel), North Plaza Café Bord de Mer & Lounge, North Plaza Caffe Pascucci Cali-Mex, North Plaza Coyote Mexican Cantina Ebeneezer’s Epic Foods, North Plaza Figos Seaside Café First Korean Restaurant Gilmore’s by the Golden Pig Healthy Chicken, North Plaza Hemingway’s il Bel Paese Island Café Koh Tomyums La Creation & Châteraisé McSorley’s Ale House Mirch Masala, North Plaza Moofish, North Plaza Pacific Coffee Paisano’s, North Plaza Peony Chinese Restaurant PizzaExpress Solera Starbucks DB North Plaza Subway The Pier Bar Three Sheet Marquee Bar TigerLily Uncle Russ, North Plaza Zak’s

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OUT THERE

Dialogue with a deity

Making the most of his direct line to God, Peter Sherwood discovers how He feels about curling, Donald Trump and electronic messaging

was having a chat with God, as I sometimes do when there’s no one around. Suddenly, He replied. “What do you want!?” Taken aback I said I didn’t want anything. “Then why the endless babbling? I’m sick of it. As if I don’t have enough cosmic stuff to sort out, I have to tune into your bleating. Listen up! You want to get in touch, then go through the proper channels.” “OK the truth: I was just having a small wager with myself on the tennis.” “Djokovic,” He said. “Pardon?” “Novak, you heard. And you’re betting with yourself? Well, that should be a sure-fire success.”

Illustration by Terry Chow

I was stunned that God had time for tennis. “Sure. I like all sports.” “What about curling and synchronised swimming?” “Well, almost all.” I checked in with the remnants of my sanity while He continued: “I’ve not told anyone before. But who do you think helped 17-year-old Michael Chang win the French Open in ’89?’ “Your secret’s safe with me.” “It better be, or your deepest regret will feel like a blessing. And I’m fond of rugby. Football’s too tribal.”

I said I was flattered that He had time for little old me. “I don’t have time,” He roared, “and now there are 7.3 billion of you lot. I screwed up, allowed you Sapiens to win too much. I haven’t been fair.” “Not fair to who?” “The wildlife, green stuff, pigs and chickens et al. Big mistake. I could easily have spliced a DNA strand or altered a chromosome to keep you marauding expansionists in caves. So much for that little experiment. Trouble is you breed like hamsters.” “And yet, you still have time for sports?” “Call it a weakness. I don’t have many – the hydrogen bomb and Donald Trump were not my finest moments. And Lionel Messi and Roger Federer don’t exactly balance the equation.”

Why is the world a mess? “You seem frustrated, God.” “Right, and wasting my energy on an intellectual pygmy like yourself.” “Well you didn’t have to reply,” I

said indignantly. “I don’t have to do anything, I’m God.” Sensing the moment had come to put my recent assertiveness training into practice, I said, “And what am I, nothing!?” “Less than zero, actually. I don’t know why I bother. I should be speaking to Stephen Hawking.” “He’s dead.” “Yeah, well don’t blame me.” Theologically, philosophically and sensibly, there could be no logical response. Hard enough standing in a busy street pretending I was on a hands-free smartphone. But the ruse was observed from on high. “Wonder why the world’s a mess? Try living with a trillion electronic messages flying around the heavens every second. And a billion pictures of everyone’s morning coffee and moronic cat. Galactic interference on a major scale. My infinite wisdom, even with 6.517 languages and thousands of dialects – all fluent – can’t get through the blitz of meaningless microwave madness, if you’ll forgive the crude alliteration.” “Would you prefer I stop talking?” “Hey, dummy, I’d prefer you all stop talking. You’re driving me nuts.”

Peter Sherwood has lived in DB for 20 years. The former head of an international public relations firm, Peter is the author of 15 books and has written around 400 satirical columns for the South China Morning Post.

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