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Celebrating our essential workers on the front line ...

Stepping up to help co-worker PANDEMIC STARS

Malcolm Hopwood “We’re making an unbearable time bearable.” That’s the word from Ashburton New World butchery assistant Shanelle Clark, who is part of the team working long hours providing stock for meat-hungry customers during lockdown. But Clark and colleagues have gone above and beyond by coming to the aid of a fellow worker, who’s at home looking after her mother while her father remains seriously ill in Christchurch hospital. Clark, whose job is to wrap and package the meat and prepare it for sale, has been working night shifts after midnight and clocking up 48 hours a week to cover for the absent staff member. She normally works a day shift, starting at 6am. Making those changes with no fuss, and the extra effort to help a mate out, is why Clark is part of our Covid Champions series acknowledging frontline and essential workers. “I’ve taken on her tasks so she can look after her Mum and relax at home,” Clark said. “I love helping my friend and we’re all doing the extras until she returns.” Clark emphasised that the 13 members in the butchery department work as a team and they’ve

Let’s call them our Covid champions. They’re Mid Canterbury’s essential workers, the unsung heroes of the pandemic. They’re hardworking Mid Cantabrians, who have been on the front line in the fight against the virus working hard to ensure lives stay as normal as possible. We want to recognise those community stars and celebrate them in our Covid Champions series. If you know of any, let us know. Email: editor@theguardian. co.nz

Shanelle Clark prepares the meat for sale and stocks the New World shelves. PHOTO MALCOLM HOPWOOD 060921-MH- 001 all helped out. That included ensuring there was an adequate supply of meat for customers

during lockdown. “We’re pleased everything has fallen into place and we’ve been

able to keep the shelves stocked with a range of cuts,” she said. Clark had noticed that custom-

ers were polite and had accepted the lockdown restrictions, but the extra work and longer hours had also placed a strain on her family. While Clark has been working longer hours, her husband has been home looking after eightyear-old William, who has been one of 12 students back at St Joseph’s Primary School. He, like the rest of us, longs for the time when New Zealand returns to Alert Level 1. Clark, too, can’t wait to revert to her normal day shift hours when alert level changes allowed it. “(But) I’m not sure if normal is the word for all this, but I’ll be there.

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Vaccination numbers Ashburton: Over-60 having had first dose: 2500 (29%) Over-60 full vaccinated: 3400 (40%) Over-60 booked: 1500 (18%) District-wise fully vaccinated: 5100 (14%) District-wide just first dose 5000 (14%) Nationally: National full vaccinated: 1.3m (31%) National first dose: 2.6m (61%)

Ashburton vaccination rates appear to be lagging behind.

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Low Ashburton vaccination numbers ‘disappointing’ Adam Burns An Ashburton councillor says “disappointingly’’ low vaccination numbers, particularly among older age groups, is leaving our community vulnerable. Recent figures show less than half of Ashburton residents aged 60 and over were fully vaccinated, with less than 40 per cent of that group having received both vaccination doses. Urban ward councillor Carolyn Cameron said those numbers were “very disappointing”.

“Our over-60s should we well and truly vaccinated,” she said. “If we’re under 40 per cent... then we’re vulnerable and that’s disappointing. “When you’ve got people getting through borders and not aware of the rules and coming down here.” Last week, the Canterbury District Health Board (DHB) revealed vaccination numbers pertaining to the Ashburton district, highlighting figures significantly down on national rates. “Over 3400 people aged 60 and over in the Ashburton district have received both their first and second doses and a further 2500 people have received their first dose vaccinations,” DHB acting senior responsible officer for the

Covid-19 response Ralph LaSalle said. The numbers did not relate to the Methven Medical Centre and Ashburton’s Wises Pharmacy, who were managing their own booking systems. District-wide vaccination numbers across all ages in Ashburton sat at about half of national figures, with less than 15 per cent of the population fully vaccinated and about 32 per cent having received one or more doses. The DHB confirmed more than 55 per cent of the wider Canterbury region had received at least one dose, which was aligned with the national picture. But the numbers of those fully

vaccinated in Canterbury were lagging, with more than 18 per cent of the population having received both jabs as of last week. About 30 per cent of New Zealand’s population were fully vaccinated and more than half the population had received at least one Covid jab. The increase of pop-up clinics in Mid Canterbury had begun to ramp up the district’s vaccination rollout over the past couple of weeks.

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School: Life in Alert Level 3 Maddison Gourlay Every day is different when it comes to alert level life at Tinwald School, principal Peter Livingstone said. In Alert Level 3, children of essential workers were adapting to life back at school, with Livingstone’s school being one of many in the district that had opened their doors for them. “I am really proud of the kids and how they handled the transition,” Livingstone said. Livingstone said they have been operating in small bubbles and keeping siblings together in the same safe grouping. Level 3 was a flexible

learning environment, with each bubble having a designated classroom, bathrooms and specific outdoor area. “It has been great to see the kids make new friends in their bubble, and all the pupils have been great at self-managing during this time,” Livingstone said. After last year’s national lockdown, Tinwald School changed its big group desks into individual ones to make social distancing during certain alert levels easier on pupils. In level 2 last year, all early learning services, schools, kura and tertiary education facilities were open to everyone, so most students could go back at school. “We will see what happens as it changes every day,” Livingstone said.

Right – Tinwald School teacher Miss Penny Slade, reading a story to Zoe Matthews, 5, and Rod Matthews, 7. PHOTO SUPPLIED

Hospice clients up Jonathan Leask

Daffodil darlings. From left: Doug, 4, Gracie, 11, Abi, 10, and Molly, 7 sold $74 worth of daffodils to the Ashburton public, to raise funds for the Cancer Society and Gumboot Friday. PHOTO SUPPLIED

Hospice Mid Canterbury (HMC) has a new home and a growing client numbers. After moving into its own new site earlier this year, the number of clients rose to 91 last month. General manager, Debbie Mackle, said it was the most clients they have had on the books since they started in 2015 and was a sizeable increase following its shift into a new base on Havelock Street. Hospice Mid Canterbury provided support for those with a life-limiting illness, plus assistance to their family and caregivers. “We are so thrilled that more people in our community are reaching out to us, and that the message about who we are and how we can support people with a life-limiting illness is starting to cement in the Mid Canterbury community,” Mackle said. She said the new location had allowed HMC to offer better facilities, including “beautiful rooms for our contracted therapists’’. “It has also enabled us to support MS and Parkinson’s Canterbury in what they do for the

By the numbers Therapy hours: 220 hours. Counsellor hours: 61. Shop volunteer hours: 2239. Biographies: 330 hours writing almost 100 clients to date. (Biographies started 2015). Current clients: 91. Volunteers: 108. community, as they also utilise the space for their one-on-one sessions, group meetings, and nurse and physio appointments. “We are thrilled that it is becoming the community hub, for services and supports for people with life-limiting illness. “As one client aptly put it, ‘it feels like you have just been hugged’, when they enter the home.” But HMC volunteer manager, Belinda Brand, said she was in two minds about the increase. She said it was sad to think that so many clients and their families were going through difficult times but, on the other hand, was heartened to think her organisation could assist so many people.

Spreading spring joy Maddison Gourlay A garden full of daffodils turned into a pocket full of change the Peacock family were excited to give to charity. Peacock siblings Grace, 11, Abi, 10, Molly, 7 and Doug, 4, sold $74 of daffodils to raise funds for the Cancer Society and the youth counselling Gumboot Friday charity at the weekend. “I asked the kids if they wanted to sell the daffodils for pocket money, and it was completely their decision to raise money for these charities,” the chil-

dren’s mother, Sara Peacock, said. “They wanted to choose these two charities as someone close to us passed from cancer, and someone we love would have benefited from the work Gumboot Friday is doing.” Peacock made a post on Facebook to inform the public that they had daffodils for sale. The public responded, with siblings selling bundles of daffodils for $2. Opening up the honesty box outside their house at 11am, the garden was almost out of daffodils by 4pm. “So many people put in more than $2, which was awesome,” Peacock said. “When the kids decided they wanted to raise money for these charities, I thought it was amazing.”

Hospice Mid Canterbury general manager, Debbie Mackle.

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Mannequin gift from locals Malcolm Hopwood Retired farmers, Bob and Alan Johnston love giving to the community. Their gift of a mannequin baby to Ashburton Hospital is the latest in a long line of funding donations they’ve given to Mid Canterbury. The computerised mannequin, valued at more than $10,000, is used for training purposes alongside a teenage and adult mannequin that the hospital possesses. The brothers said it can be programmed to provide a variety of scenarios that doctors and nurses might face in an emergency situation. When they semi-retired from their family farm at Carew 13 years ago, Bob and Alan were left with some discretionary funding. They sold the farm and decided to invest their money locally. The concept of Advance Ashburton’s Community Foundation appealed to them where their gifts would be invested, grown and given back to Mid Canterbury. The brothers decided to give in three ways; provide scholarships for promising young medical students, direct their funding to current community needs, and do-

nate their money locally in their will. They have a scholarship fund which pays income every year to medical students in the district. “We started with one scholarship per year and now there are six, each paying around $3000 a year,” the brothers said. They also get involved in other community initiatives such as funding training equipment for Ashburton Hospital such as their latest gift, the mannequin. Another immediate need has been Kai for Kids. “We thought food for kids wouldn’t be needed in Ashburton but we’re hearing real stories of how it’s needed today,” Bob said. The brothers realised early they could not only leave a bequest but also do something in their lifetime. “We get real pleasure from seeing what our money is achieving today,” they said. They’ve challenged others to “see their money working while they’re still here.” Alan said the Advance Ashburton Community Foundation is about advancing Ashburton. “We want to see the foundation be successful for our district for the long-term,” he said. See this Saturday’s Guardian for an expanded feature story on Bob and Alan Johnston.

Local philanthropists Alan (left) and Bob Johnston. “We get real pleasure from seeing what our money is achieving today.’’

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A&P Show uncertainty, again Heather Chalmers Ashburton A&P Show organisers are staying positive that the twoday event will go ahead, despite a repeat of last year’s uncertainty around Covid-19 alert levels. Show president Peter Stewart said that planning was under way and that event organisers could wait until two weeks before the show’s scheduled dates of October 29 and 30 before making a final call. Uncertainty around whether large gatherings would be allowed in time resulted in last year’s show being cancelled. “We’ve got no control over alert levels. “I would dearly love it to go ahead. “Hopefully it will do,” Stewart said. The community had indicated that they were strongly in support of the show. “We have had a number of site holders indicating that they plan to return. “Competitors are also keen to support the show.” It was also a great opportunity for both rural and urban parts of the community to come together. A full-participation show can only operate under Alert Level 1. The theme of this year’s show, selected by Stewart, is “showcasing primary sector industries in Mid Canterbury”. Stewart said that while Mid Canterbury’s primary industries

The community is keen to return to an Ashburton A&P Show, last held in 2019, if alert levels allow. were dominated by dairy and arable, the region also had New Zealand’s biggest commercial beef feedlot, a large apiary industry, as well as blackcurrants, potatoes and other horticultural production. “Mid Canterbury punches well above its weight in primary sector production.” Stewart said that following last year’s cancellation it held standalone competitions for show jumping, dog trials, alpacas and highland dancing. “We scaled it right back. “We are at the beck and call of covid alert levels. “But we are definitely planning to have a show.”

The show schedule of competition classes has been distributed to letterboxes throughout the district and entries are already coming in, association administrator Lucille Brown said. Most people can now enter online at www.ashburtonshow. co.nz or via showday.online. The official closing date for entries is October 1, but Brown said she was prepared to extend this, if necessary. Show jumping entries close on October 21 and some home produce competitions such as cut flowers, as well as pet entries and Tiny Tots are received on the day. The equestrian events and dog trials always attract a lot of en-

tries as Ashburton was part of a wider competition circuit for both sports. A new class is a pet parade for domestic pets. All pets must be handled by a child under 15 years of age, with prizes for best caged pet, toy dogs, large dogs and most unusual pet. A Tiny Tots show will also be held for boys and girls up to six months, 12 months, one to two years and two to four years. The show’s layout has been tweaked, with food outlets moved to the middle of the trade sites. The New Zealand Agricultural Show in Christchurch is also

keen to return this year after cancelling in 2020 because of the financial risk of organising such a large event amid shifting alert levels. If it did need to cancel, its organisers, the Canterbury A&P Association, can access a $1 million loan from the Christchurch City Council. Christchurch show general manager Tracy Ahern said the past 18 months had been hard on everyone. “Our goal, as guardians of the park, is to bring our community the best show yet; with children and families being our focus, it’s a unique opportunity for town and country to come together.”

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Jarman issues the challenge Ashburton-based 2021 FMG Young Farmer of the Year winner Jake Jarman is encouraging others to challenge themselves and their mates by entering the competition’s qualifying rounds which start on October 9. Sixteen district contests will be held across the country over October and November to select eight of the best competitors in each of the New Zealand Young Farmers’ seven regions. Seven regional finals will be held early next year, where the winner from each will proceed to the grand final to battle it out for the 2022 FMG Young Farmer of the Year title in Whangarei, in July. District contests are hosted by an NZYF Club and involve half a day of practical challenges. The Aorangi North District contest will be held on October 9 and Aorangi south on October 30. The Tasman South District contest is on October 16 and Tasman North on October 30. A first-time competitor, Jarman initially signed up to the contest to give it a go last year. “I saw it as a case of I’ve got nothing to lose so I’ll get stuck in, instead of being a spectator and watching all the other competitors have all the fun.” An ANZ relationship associate in Ashburton, Jake won the Taranaki Manawatu regional final and represented the region at the grand final in Christchurch in July,

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eventually bringing the title home. As a former dairy farmer and researcher for Dairy Trust Taranaki, Jarman said he completely failed the wool module in his first taste of the district contest. “I definitely walked away having learnt a thing or two, including how to put the lid of a beehive on properly on the top, not the bottom,” he laughed. His advice to all NZYF members was to grab a mate, sign up for the district contest and personally challenge each other to see who will do better. “Districts are a lot more low-key so the competition would be within all of our members’ skill sets and I’d encourage everyone to give it a go. “You’re not going to embarrass yourself and if you don’t know about something you will get taught on the day, so at least you walk away from the day having learnt something like I did,” Jarman said. New Zealand Young Farmers board chairman Kent Weir said he would love to see more member participation in the district contests to support the clubs who volunteer their time and energy to convene the competition. “This is the perfect time to enter yourself, your clubmates, your workmates and even your partners into the district contests to have a bit of fun and earn a cold one at the

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end of the day. “It’s a good opportunity to not just test yourself and benchmark yourself against your peers, but a chance to meet new people, connect with the community, potentially learn a thing or two and get off the

farm and socialise with others in the industry,” Weir said. FMG Young Farmer of the Year is an iconic contest which began in 1969 and showcases the best of the country’s agriculture, food and fibre sector.

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editor@theguardian.co.nz | PO Box 77 | facebook.com/ashguardian Woof. Woof. It was International Dog Day recently and we asked readers to share a photo on our Facebook page of their fourlegged friend and tell us their name, breed, and what they love most about them. Well, doggone it, we got swamped by entries, and they’re still coming in. More than 250 entries so far and 10,000-plus followers reached. Better still, PetZone Ashburton have come to the dog party, offering up prizes for the best small, medium and large pooch. We approached leading judges from the internationally renowned Crufts Dog Show to pick our winners, but they were all unavailable. So resident Guardian dog lover, Daryl Holden, will make the call. Don’t bark at him if he gets it wrong.

This is our Boxer Georgie and he’s the biggest sweetheart and also very very clever. Sabine Osthorst

Willow is a huntaway! I absolutely love her Brittany Love fun energy.

Meet Jock, a Cairn Terrier and a true Scotsman. Jan Mackenzie-Mol

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12:15 F All Rise PG 3 0 1:05 Shortland Street PGV 3 0 1:30 Infomercials 2:30 2 Overnight 4:15 The Middle 3 0 4:35 Neighbours 3 0 5am Infomercials

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel Of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars PG 7:10 Storage Wars PG 7:35 Ax Men ML 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Counting Cars PG 9:15 Counting Cars PG 9:40 NCIS – New Orleans MV 10:30 NCIS – LA MV 11:30 Pawn Stars PG Noon Raw PGV 3:05 Ax Men ML 4:05 Jeopardy! 4:35 Wheel Of Fortune 5pm Storage Wars PG 5:30 Pawn Stars PG 6pm Counting Cars PG 7pm Border Security M 7:30 NCIS – New Orleans MV After Pride’s assistant escapes from a kidnapper, the team uncovers evidence of a suspected organ harvester. 8:30 Massive Engineering Mistakes PGC 9:30 Mighty Machines PG 10pm Mighty Machines PG 10:30 NCIS – LA MV 11:30 Ax Men ML

Wednesday

12:30 Wheel Of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:20 Border Security M 1:45 Mighty Machines PG 2:10 Mighty Machines PGL 2:35 Massive Engineering Mistakes PGC 3:30 Counting Cars PG 4:20 NCIS – LA MV 5:10 NCIS – New Orleans MV

Wednesday

Midnight The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 1am Infomercials 4am Closedown

Wednesday

12:30 Jamie And Jimmy’s Food Fight Club 1:30 Jade Fever PGC 2am The Kindness Diaries 3am New Zealand From Above 4am Shed Of The Year 5am Mysteries At The Museum PGC

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

6:10 The Night Clerk 16VLSC 2020 Drama. Tye Sheridan, John Leguizamo. 7:40 Hunt For The Truth MVLSC 2016 Thriller. Willa Ford, Tilky Jones. 9:13 Midnight Kiss 16VLSC 2019 Horror. 10:43 Outback MVLC 2020 Thriller. 12:08 Hooking Up 16LSC 2020 Comedy. 1:55 We Summon The Darkness 16VLSC 2019 Horror. 3:25 The Postcard Killings 16VLSC 2019 Thriller. 5:10 Lizzie 16VLSC 2018 Drama. 6:55 The Craft – Legacy MC 2020 Drama. Cailee Spaeny, Gideon Adlon. 8:30 Strange But True MLC 2019 Thriller. A woman surprises the family of her deceased boyfriend by telling them she is pregnant with his child. Margaret Qualley, Nick Robinson. 10:10 Human Capital MLS 2020 Drama. The lives of two families collide when their children begin a relationship that leads to a tragic accident. Liev Schreiber, Marisa Tomei. 11:45 Freaky 16VL 2020 Comedy. Vince Vaughn, Kathryn Newton.

6:50 PS I Love You MS 2007 Drama. Hilary Swank, Gerard Butler, Lisa Kudrow. 8:55 Fast And Furious 6 MV 2013 Action. Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Dwayne Johnson. 11:05 Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee MVL 2007 Drama. 1:17 The Soloist ML 2009 Drama. 3:12 The Lady In The Van ML 2015 Biography Drama. 4:55 Non-Stop MVL 2013 Thriller. 6:40 8 Mile MVLS 2002 Drama. Eminem, Kim Basinger, Brittany Murphy, Mekhi Phifer. 8:30 Magic Mike 16LS 2012 Comedy Drama. A male stripper teaches a younger performer how to party, pick up women, and make easy money. Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Olivia Munn. 10:20 Jane Eyre MC 2011 Romantic Drama. A young governess softens the heart of her surly employer, only to discover he is hiding a terrible secret. Mia Wasikowska, Michael Fassbender, Judi Dench.

6am Rugby Nation 6:30 Currie Cup Semi-final One – Bulls v Western Province. 7am Currie Cup Semi-final Two – Sharks v Griquas. 7:30 French Top 14 Highlights 8am NPC Flashback Game (RPL) 2002 Final – Waikato v Auckland. 10am NPC Flashback Game 2003 – Canterbury v Auckland. Noon The Breakdown 1pm Rugby Nation 1:30 NPC Flashback Game 2002 Final – Hawkes Bay v Counties Manukau. 3:30 NPC Flashback Game 2002 Final – Waikato v Auckland. 5:30 Rugby Championship Third Bledisloe Cup – Australia v All Blacks. 7:30 The Breakdown 8:30 Aotearoa Rugby Pod 9pm Currie Cup Semi-final One – Bulls v Western Province. 9:30 Currie Cup Semi-final Two – Sharks v Griquas. 10pm Rugby Heaven 11pm Aotearoa Rugby Pod 11:30 Rugby Championship Third Bledisloe Cup – Australia v All Blacks.

6:30 EastEnders PG 6:55 The Graham Norton Show MLC 7:45 The Bill MVC 8:35 DCI Banks 16VC 10:05 Call The Midwife PG 11:05 Doc Martin MC 11:55 Midsomer Murders MVC 1:40 The Bill MVC 2:30 New Tricks MVS 3:30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown M 4:20 The Graham Norton Show MLS 5:15 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Craig Revel Horwood. 6:20 QI MLS 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:25 QI PG 8pm Would I Lie To You? PG Guest tonight are Jo Brand, Roisin Conaty, Paul Foot and Ray Mears. 8:35 Heartbeat PG A widow’s life is endangered by the dodgy business dealings of her late husband. 9:30 Call The Midwife PG 10:35 Doc Martin PG 11:25 Midsomer Murders MVC

Wednesday

12:29 Cadillac Records MVLS 2008 Drama. 2:17 Mr Brooks 16VLS 2007 Thriller. 4:17 Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee MVL 2007 Drama.

1:30 NPC Flashback Game 2002 Final – Hawkes Bay v Counties Manukau. 3:30 Rugby Heaven 4:30 NPC Flashback Game 2002 Final – Waikato v Auckland.

1:10 QI MLS 1:40 QI PG 2:10 Would I Lie To You? PG 2:40 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 3:40 Heartbeat PG 4:30 Call The Midwife PG 5:30 Doc Martin PG

Wednesday

1:25 Waves 16LC 2019 Drama. 3:40 Archive MLC 2020 Drama. 5:27 Disturbing The Peace 16V 2020 Action.

Wednesday

SKY SPORt 1

6:30 Pipi Ma 3 6:35 Purakau 3 6:45 Takaro Tribe 3 7am Kid’s Kai Kart 3 7:10 Te Nutube 3 7:20 Mahi Pai 3 7:30 Darwin And Newts 3 7:40 He Rourou 3 7:50 Tamaki Kura Tuatahi Kapa Haka 3 8am Korero Mai 3 9am Life Of Kai PG 3 9:30 Opaki 3 10am Iwi Anthems 3 10:30 Whanau Living 3 11am Tangaroa With Pio Terei 3 11:30 My Maori Midwife 3 11:45 Loading Docs 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Princesses 3 1pm It’s In The Bag 3 1:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 2:30 Toku Reo 3 2 3:30 Korero Mai 3 4pm Ariki 3 4:30 Miharo 3 2 5pm Pipi Ma 3 5:05 Purakau 3 5:15 Takaro Tribe 3 5:30 Kid’s Kai Kart 3 5:40 Potae Pai 3 5:50 Mahi Pai 3 6pm Darwin And Newts 3 6:10 He Rourou 3 6:20 Tamaki Kura Tuatahi Kapa Haka 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Senior Kapa Haka Regionals 3 7:30 Toi Te Ora Rewi Spraggon reveals how he made his hangi business a success. 8pm Moon Tide Fishing 8:30 Survive The Wild Series that explains the tactics and strategies that animals use to ensure their survival. 9:30 Wild Kai Legends M Jack’s friend Sam has arranged a shoot at a local farm. 10pm Hunting With Tui M 3 10:30 Waka Ama Championships 3 11pm Te Ao Marama 3 11:30 Closedown

0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over; PG Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits FM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1

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Wednesday

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DISCOVERY 6:05 How Do They Do It? PG 6:30 How It’s Made PG 6:55 House Hunters Renovation PG 7:45 House Hunters International PG 8:10 House Hunters International PG 8:35 Top Gear – America PG Movie Magic. 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG 10:20 Aussie Mega Mechanics PG 11:15 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 12:10 How It’s Made PG 12:35 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 Expedition Unknown PG 2pm Blowing Up History PG 2:55 Outback Opal Hunters PG 3:50 Gold Rush PG 4:45 Homestead Rescue PG 5:40 Fast N’ Loud PG 6:35 Outback Opal Hunters PG 7:30 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 8:30 Hunting Atlantis PG 9:30 King Tut – Mysteries At The Museum PG 10:30 Blowing Up History – Seven Wonders PG

Wednesday

12:15 Legends Of The Lost With Megan Fox PG 1:05 Expedition Unknown PG 1:55 Gold Rush PG 2:45 Legends Of The Lost With Megan Fox PG 3:35 Bering Sea Gold PG 4:25 Homestead Rescue PG 5:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG

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Give Us A Clue, at 7:30pm

Taskmaster NZ, at 8:30pm

LA’s Finest, at 8:30pm

Traffic Cops, at 7:30pm

Alone, at 8:30pm

6am Breakfast 0 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News At Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Coronation Street PG 3 0 2pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Extreme Cake Makers 3 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 Give Us A Clue PG Local celebrities must mime out titles and more before the clock runs out. 0 8:20 L Lotto 8:25 Give Us A Clue PG Continued. 0 8:30 Kirstie And Phil’s Love It Or List It Phil and Kirstie are in Edinburgh where they try to convince homeowners to either sell their home or refurbish it. 0 9:30 Coronation Street PG 0 10:30 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11pm Nurses M 0 11:55 F Criminal Minds 16V 3 0

6am Les Mills Born To Move 0 6:25 Apollo’s Tall Tales 0 6:40 Clifford The Big Red Dog 0 7:05 Thomas Edison’s Secret Lab 0 7:30 SpongeBob SquarePants 0 7:55 Miraculous – Tales Of Ladybug And Cat Noir 3 0 8:20 Darwin And Newts 0 8:30 Thomas And Friends 3 0 8:40 Moon And Me 3 0 9:05 Infomercials 9:30 Religious Programming 10am Les Mills Body Attack 0 10:30 Neighbours 3 0 11am Celebrity Treasure Island PG 3 0 Noon The Cube 3 0 1pm Judge Rinder PG 3 0 2pm Murphy Brown PG 3 0 2:30 Home And Away PG 3 0 3pm Shortland Street PGV 3 0 3:30 Bluey 3 0 3:40 Get Arty 3 0 4:05 Brain Busters 0 4:35 Friends 3 0 5pm The Simpsons 3 0 5:30 Young Sheldon 3 0 6pm Neighbours 0 6:30 Home And Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 Celebrity Treasure Island PG 0 8:30 Taskmaster NZ 16L 0 9:30 Would I Lie To You? 0 10:10 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown PGL 3 0 11:10 Have You Been Paying Attention? M 3 0

6am The AM Show 9am Infomercials 10:30 Bondi Vet PG (Starting Today) 3 Chris heads to a dolphin marine park in Coffs Harbour. 0 11:30 Newshub Live At 11:30am Noon House Hunters Renovation 1pm Covid-19 Live Update 1:30 Modern Family 2pm Ty Breaker 2:55 Match Game PG 0 3:55 Tiny Luxury 4:30 Newshub Live At 4:30pm 5pm Aussie Gold Hunters PG 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 Bondi Rescue PG 3 The lifeguards are still coming to terms with the worst tragedy on Bondi Beach in decades when Singlets attempts his first rescue since the incident. 0 8pm Bondi Rescue PG 3 0 8:30 LA’s Finest M After confronting one of Jen’s old clients, Syd and McKenna think they are on the right track when their lives are threatened. 0 9:35 Hawaii Five-0 M Tani helps Girard Hirsh prove the innocence of his elderly uncle when he is suspected of murder; Tani and Junior work on the nuances of being in a new relationship. 0 10:30 Newshub Late 11pm NCIS – LA M 3 0 Midnight Infomercials

6am Wheel Of Fortune 3 6:25 Justice League Unlimited PGV 3 0 6:50 Nicky, Ricky, Dicky And Dawn 3 0 7:15 Hunter Street PG 3 0 7:40 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 0 8:05 Batman – The Animated Series PGV 3 0 8:30 The Thundermans 3 0 9am Antiques Roadshow 3 0 10am A Place In The Sun – Winter Sun 3 11am Hot Bench PGC 3 11:30 Married With Children PG 3 12:30 Cruising With Jane McDonald 3 0 1:30 Parks And Recreation MLC 0 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel Of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers PGC 3 5pm 3rd Rock From The Sun PGC 3 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Sky Speed 6:30 Storage Wars PGL 3 7pm Surveillance Oz PGV 7:30 Traffic Cops M A dangerous driver pushes police to speeds of over 240km/h on the M1. 0 8:30 Ambulance 16 It is Halloween and a call from the London Fire Brigade immediately puts the team under pressure. 0 9:45 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords MVLC 0 10:45 Pacific Brothers And Sisters 11:20 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG

6am Restoration Australia 7am Jamie And Jimmy’s Food Fight Club 8am New Zealand From Above 9am BBQ Pitmasters PGL 10am Jade Fever PGC 10:30 Mysteries At The Museum PGC 11:30 Millionaire Hot Seat 12:30 George Clarke’s Old House New Home 1:30 Shed Of The Year 2:30 The House That 100K Built 3:30 Hope For Wildlife 4:30 Giada Entertains 5pm Giada At Home 5:30 Mysteries At The Museum PGC 6:30 Millionaire Hot Seat 7:30 Forged In Fire PGC Four smiths must forge together rusty chain mail and high quality steel to produce daggers. 8:30 Alone PGCL The mental toll of isolation begins pushing participants to their limits. 10pm Ed Stafford – Left For Dead PGC Laos is littered with thousands of landmines and this is the land Ed intends to conquer. 11pm Millionaire Hot Seat

Thursday

12:45 Te Karere 3 2 1:10 Infomercials 5:30 Te Karere 3 2

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Judge Jerry 3 10:30 Botched PG 3 11:25 Snapped M 3 12:25 Buried In The Backyard M 3 1:25 Real Housewives Of New York City M 3 2:25 Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 3:25 Keeping Up With The Kardashians PG 3 4:30 Love It Or List It 3 5:30 Shark Tank PG 6:30 Botched PG 3 7:30 Undercover Boss PG A boss goes undercover to find out how the new look she put in place is working for both staff and customers. 8:30 24 Hours In Emergency M A woman with an open ankle fracture; a man who dislocated his shoulder in a cycling accident; a scan brings unexpected news for a lorry driver who fell off a ramp. 9:30 Embarrassing Bodies M Dr Dawn meets a family who carry a breast cancer gene. 10:30 Snapped M 3 A woman finds herself under scrutiny after her boyfriend is stabbed. 11:30 Buried In The Backyard M 3 12:20 Infomercials

Thursday

12:10 Mom PG 3 0 12:35 How To Get Away With Murder PG 3 0 1:20 Shortland Street PG 3 0 1:45 Infomercials 2:45 2 Overnight 4:15 The Middle 3 0 4:35 Neighbours 3 0 5am Infomercials

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel Of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars PG 7:10 Storage Wars PG 7:35 Ax Men ML 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Counting Cars PG 9:40 NCIS – New Orleans MV 10:30 NCIS – LA MV 11:30 Pawn Stars PG Noon Jeopardy! 12:25 Wheel Of Fortune 12:50 Massive Engineering Mistakes PGC 1:40 Mighty Machines PG 2:30 NCIS – New Orleans MV 3:20 Ax Men ML 4:10 Jeopardy! 4:35 Wheel Of Fortune 5pm Storage Wars PG 5:30 Pawn Stars PG 6pm Counting Cars PG 7pm Border Security M 7:30 NCIS – New Orleans MV 8:30 FBI MVC 9:30 Criminal Minds 16VS 10:30 NCIS – LA MV 11:30 Ax Men ML

Thursday

12:30 Wheel Of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:25 Border Security M 1:50 Criminal Minds 16VS 2:35 FBI MVC 3:30 Counting Cars PG 4:20 NCIS – LA MV 5:10 NCIS – New Orleans MV

Thursday

12:20 The Crowd Goes Wild PG 3 12:50 Infomercials 3:50 Closedown

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

6:57 Encounter MVLSC 2018 Sci-fi. 8:27 Target Number One 16VLSC 2020 Thriller. 10:32 Irresistible MLS 2020 Comedy. 12:12 Radioactive M 2019 Biography. 1:59 Bellbird ML 2019 Comedy. 3:34 Inherit The Viper 16LC 2019 Drama. 4:59 How To Build A Girl 16LSC 2020 Comedy. 6:42 A Beautiful Day In The Neighbourhood PGVL 2019 Drama. Tom Hanks, Matthew Rhys. 8:30 Breach 16VL 2020 Action. Fleeing a devastating plague on Earth, an interstellar ark is attacked by shape-shifting aliens that are intent on slaughtering what is left of humanity. Cody Kearsley, Bruce Willis. 10:05 Dirt Music MLS 2019 Drama. Against the stunning backdrop of Western Australia, a woman falls in love with a mysterious loner who is haunted by a tragic past. Kelly MacDonald, Garrett Hedlund. 11:50 An American Pickle PGVL 2020 Comedy. Seth Rogen, Sarah Snook.

6:32 Letters To Juliet PGL 2010 Romantic Comedy. Amanda Seyfried, Gael Garcia Bernal, Vanessa Redgrave. 8:20 Remember Me MVLS 2010 Drama. Robert Pattinson, Emilie De Raven, Pierce Brosnan. 10:13 The Patriot 16VC 2000 War Drama. 12:55 The Island MVL 2005 Sci-fi Thriller. 3:15 Dirty War MVL 2005 Drama. 4:50 The Other Boleyn Girl MS 2008 Drama History. 6:45 The Tourist MVL 2010 Drama. Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie. 8:30 Draft Day MVL 2014 Drama. On the day of the NFL draft, a man must decide what he is willing to sacrifice in pursuit of the perfect team. Kevin Costner, Jennifer Garner. 10:20 The Island MVL 2005 Sci-fi Thriller. Two residents escape after they discover they are actually harvested beings, being kept along with others in a utopian facility. Ewan McGregor, Scarlett Johansson.

1:18 Let Him Go MVC 2020 Thriller. 3:09 The Quiet One – Bill Wyman MC 2019 Documentary. 4:44 Countdown MVLSC 2019 Horror.

12:40 Almost Famous MC 2000 Drama. 2:40 Butterfly On A Wheel 16VL 2007 Thriller. 4:15 The Iron Lady PG 2011 Biography Drama.

Thursday

Midnight Mysteries At The Museum PGC 1am Giada At Home 1:30 Jade Fever PGC 2am The Kindness Diaries 3am Hope For Wildlife 4am Ed Stafford – Left For Dead PGC 5am Mysteries At The Museum PGC

SKY SPORt 1

6:30 Pipi Ma 3 6:35 Takoha 3 6:45 Takaro Tribe 3 7am Kid’s Kai Kart 3 7:10 Potae Pai 3 7:20 Mahi Pai 3 7:30 Paia 3 7:40 Haati Paati 3 7:50 Tamaki Kura Tuatahi Kapa Haka 8am Korero Mai 3 9am Toi Te Ora 3 9:30 Opaki 3 10am Iwi Anthems 3 10:30 Whanau Living 3 11am Tangaroa With Pio Terei 11:30 Ki Tua 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Survive The Wild PG 3 1:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 2:30 Toku Reo 3 2 3:30 Korero Mai 3 4pm Pukana 4:30 Miharo 3 2 5pm Pipi Ma 3 5:05 Takoha 3 5:15 Takaro Tribe 3 5:30 Kid’s Kai Kart 3 5:40 Potae Pai 3 5:50 Mahi Pai 3 6pm Paia 3 6:10 Haati Paati 3 6:20 Tamaki Kura Tuatahi Kapa Haka 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Haka Ngahau A-Rohe – Tamararo 7:30 Merchants Of The Wild 3 8pm The Walkers PG Stan Walker is on the verge of turning 30 and is reassessing the priorities in his life. 8:30 The Adventures Of Suzy Boon PG 8:50 Taringa Huruhuru PG 3 9pm Uka 3 Semi-finals. 9:30 Takiura PG 3 10pm Rage Against The Rangatahi 3 10:30 Haka Ngahau A-Rohe – Te Arawa 3 11pm Te Ao Marama 3 11:30 Closedown

UKtV

DISCOVERY

6:35 L Football – Austria v Scotland Fifa World Cup 2022 Qualifier. From Ernst Happel Stadium, Vienna. 9am Currie Cup Semi-final One – Bulls v Western Province. 11am French Top 14 Toulon v Montpellier. 1pm French Top 14 Lyon v Clermont. 3pm Rugby Nation 3:30 Currie Cup Semi-final One – Bulls v Western Province. 4pm Currie Cup Semi-final Two – Sharks v Griquas. 4:30 The Breakdown 5:30 First XV Rugby Revision 6pm Rugby Heaven 7pm Currie Cup Semi-final One – Bulls v Western Province. 7:30 First XV Rugby Revision 8pm Pacific Brothers And Sisters 8:30 Playmakers – Rugby Stories 9:30 Playmakers Flashback 11pm Pacific Brothers And Sisters 11:30 Currie Cup Semi-final One – Bulls v Western Province.

6:20 EastEnders PG 6:45 The Graham Norton Show MLS 7:35 The Bill MVC 8:25 DCI Banks 16VC 9:55 Call The Midwife PG 10:55 Doc Martin PG 11:45 Midsomer Murders MVC 1:30 The Bill MVC 2:20 New Tricks MVS 3:25 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:20 The Graham Norton Show MS 5:15 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Clare Balding. 6:20 QI MLS 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:25 QI PG 8pm Would I Lie To You? PG Guests Aisling Bea, June Brown MBE, Adrian Chiles and Sean Walsh. 8:35 Father Brown MVC 9:30 Holby City MC 10:35 Hold The Sunset PG 11:10 Midsomer Murders MVC

6:05 How Do They Do It? PG 6:30 How It’s Made PG Episode 19. 6:55 House Hunters Renovation PG 7:45 House Hunters International PG 8:10 House Hunters International PG 8:35 Top Gear – America PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG 10:20 Hunting Atlantis PG 11:15 King Tut – Mysteries At The Museum PG 12:10 How It’s Made PG 12:35 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 Expedition Unknown PG 2pm Legends Of The Lost With Megan Fox PG 2:55 Outback Opal Hunters PG 3:50 Gold Rush PG 4:45 Homestead Rescue PG 5:40 Fast N’ Loud PG 6:35 Deadliest Catch PG 7:30 Deadliest Catch PG 8:30 Deadliest Catch – Bloodline PG 9:30 Bering Sea Gold PG 10:30 Aussie Mega Mechanics PG 11:25 Blowing Up History PG

Midnight Currie Cup 12:30 French Top 14 Highlights 1am Playmakers – Rugby Stories 1:30 Playmakers Flashback 3:30 French Top 14 Highlights 4am French Top 14

12:55 QI MLS 1:25 QI PG 1:55 Would I Lie To You? PG 2:30 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 3:30 Father Brown MVC 4:15 Holby City MC 5:15 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 5:55 Hold The Sunset PG

12:15 How It’s Made PG 12:40 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 Expedition Unknown PG 1:55 Gold Rush PG 2:45 Blowing Up History PG 3:35 Bering Sea Gold PG 4:25 Homestead Rescue PG 5:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG

Thursday

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Thursday, September 9, 2021 tVNZ 1

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PRIME

CHOICE

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Million Pound Pawn, at 8:45pm

A Current Affair, at 9pm

David Lomas Investigates, at 7:30pm

Celebrity Bake Off, at 7:30pm

Mystery Of The Lost Islands, at 3:30pm

6am Breakfast 0 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News At Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Coronation Street PG 3 0 2pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Extreme Cake Makers 3 A winter wonderland castle birthday cake; a jukebox cake. 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 Your Home Made Perfect 3 Virtual reality and visual effects enable people to see what their future home could look like, before building it in reality. 0 8:45 Million Pound Pawn Explore the world of pawnbroking in the midst of the economic crisis related to the Covid-19 pandemic. 0 9:45 Coronation Street PG 0 10:45 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:15 The Apprentice UK PG 3 The candidates must create and market a brand new shoe. 0

6am Les Mills Born To Move 0 6:25 Apollo’s Tall Tales 0 6:40 Clifford The Big Red Dog 0 7:05 Thomas Edison’s Secret Lab 0 7:30 SpongeBob SquarePants 0 7:55 Miraculous – Tales Of Ladybug And Cat Noir 3 0 8:20 Darwin And Newts 0 8:30 Thomas And Friends 3 0 8:40 Moon And Me 3 0 9:05 Infomercials 9:30 Religious Programming 10:05 Les Mills Core 0 10:35 Neighbours 3 0 11:05 Celebrity Treasure Island PG 3 0 Noon The Cube 3 0 1pm Judge Rinder PG 3 0 2pm Murphy Brown 3 0 2:30 Home And Away PG 3 0 3pm Shortland Street PG 3 0 3:30 Bluey 3 0 3:40 Get Arty 3 0 4:05 Brain Busters 0 4:30 Friends 3 0 5pm The Simpsons 3 0 5:30 Young Sheldon 3 0 6pm Neighbours 0 6:30 Home And Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 Police Ten 7 PG 0 8pm N Jono And Ben – Good Sports PG The boys have a go at kite foiling and chilli eating. 0 9pm A Current Affair PG 0 9:30 Filthy House SOS M 0 10:30 Police Ten 7 PG 3 0 11pm F Kings Cross ER M 0 11:35 Batwoman MV 0 1:10 Shortland Street PG 3 0 1:35 Infomercials 2:35 2 Overnight 4:15 The Middle 3 0 4:35 Neighbours 3 0 5am Infomercials

6am Wheel Of Fortune 3 6:25 Justice League Unlimited PGV 3 0 6:50 Nicky, Ricky, Dicky And Dawn 3 0 7:15 Hunter Street PG 3 0 7:40 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 0 8:05 Batman – The Animated Series PGV 3 0 8:30 The Thundermans 3 0 9am Antiques Roadshow 3 0 10am A Place In The Sun – Winter Sun 3 11am Hot Bench PG 3 11:30 Married With Children PG 3 12:30 Cruising With Jane McDonald 3 0 1:30 Parks And Recreation MLC 0 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel Of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers PGC 3 5pm 3rd Rock From The Sun PG 3 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm First XV Rugby Revision 6:30 Storage Wars PGL 3 7pm The Crowd Goes Wild 7:30 Celebrity Bake Off PG Tonight’s celebrities are Tan France, Caroline Quentin, Joel Dommett and Johanna Konta. 0 8:35 A Life In Ten Pictures M Elizabeth Taylor’s life is captured in 10 iconic photographs. 0 9:45 Bull MLC 0 10:40 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 11:40 The Crowd Goes Wild PG 3

6am Restoration Australia 7am Giada Entertains 7:30 Giada At Home 8am Hope For Wildlife 9am BBQ Pitmasters PGL 10am Jade Fever PGC 10:30 Mysteries At The Museum PGC 11:30 Millionaire Hot Seat 12:30 Forged In Fire PGC 1:30 Alone PGCL 3pm Luke Nguyen’s Railway Vietnam 3:30 Mystery Of The Lost Islands PGC Dave Salmoni has travelled to a remote island in the heart of the South Pacific known as the shark capital of the world. 4:30 The Great Food Truck Race PGL 5:30 Mysteries At The Museum PGC 6:30 Millionaire Hot Seat 7:30 Deadliest Catch PGCL Captains across the fleet must make the call to stay for a big payday or run from the choking ice pack. 8:30 Dual Survival PGCL 9:30 Yukon Gold PGL 10:30 Millionaire Hot Seat 11:30 Mysteries At The Museum PGC

12:30 20/20 3 0 1:30 Te Karere 3 2 1:55 Infomercials 5:30 Te Karere 3 2

6am The AM Show 9am Infomercials 10:30 Bondi Vet PG 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live At 11:30am Noon House Hunters Renovation 1pm Covid-19 Live Update 1:30 Modern Family 2pm Ty Breaker 2:55 Match Game PG 0 3:55 Tiny Luxury 4:30 Newshub Live At 4:30pm 5pm Aussie Gold Hunters PG The Victoria Diggers navigate a multi-million dollar joint venture. 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 David Lomas Investigates 3 David helps the sister of a Tokelauan priest trainee who disappeared in Rome. 0 8:40 Bay Patrol Adrenaline kicks in when a few members of the public call in shark sightings out by Castle Rock. 9:10 N Finding Escobar’s Millions 16 Upon arriving in Colombia, Doug connects with a source who shows them one of Escobar’s safehouses; Ben’s research provides proof of the caletas existence. 0 10:10 Newshub Late 10:40 SVU 16 3 0 11:35 Tiny Luxury 3 Midnight Infomercials

Friday

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Judge Jerry 3 10:30 Botched PG 3 11:25 Snapped M 3 12:25 Buried In The Backyard M 3 1:25 Real Housewives Of New York City M 3 2:25 Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 3:25 Keeping Up With The Kardashians PG 3 4:30 Love It Or List It 3 5:30 Shark Tank PG 6:30 Botched PG 3 7:30 Tattoo Fixers Jay creates a highly polished portrait; Alice deletes a horrible hash tag; Sketch beautifies a belly Buddha. 8:30 Below Deck – Mediterranean M As the second charter comes to a close, tensions between the crew continue to boil. 9:30 The Real Housewives Of New York City M Galentine’s game night gets wild with an unexpected call. 10:30 Snapped M 3 11:25 Buried In The Backyard M 3 12:15 Infomercials

Friday

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel Of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars PG 7:10 Storage Wars PG 7:35 Ax Men ML 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Counting Cars PG 9:15 Counting Cars PG 9:40 NCIS – New Orleans MV 10:30 NCIS – LA MV 11:30 Pawn Stars PG Noon Jeopardy! 12:25 Wheel Of Fortune 12:50 FBI MVC 1:40 Criminal Minds 16VS 2:30 NCIS – New Orleans MV 3:20 Ax Men ML 4:10 Jeopardy! 4:35 Wheel Of Fortune 5pm Storage Wars PG 5:30 Pawn Stars PG 6pm Counting Cars PG 6:30 Counting Cars PG 7pm Border Security M 7:30 NCIS – New Orleans MV 8:30 NCIS – New Orleans MVC 9:30 Seal Team MV 10:30 NCIS – LA MV 11:30 Ax Men ML

Friday

12:30 Wheel Of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:25 Border Security M 1:50 Seal Team MV 2:40 NCIS – New Orleans MVC 3:30 Counting Cars PG 3:55 Counting Cars PG 4:20 NCIS – LA MV 5:10 NCIS – New Orleans MV

Friday

12:10 Infomercials 3:10 Closedown

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

6:13 Red Joan MS 2018 Drama. Judi Dench. 7:53 Ordinary Love MLSC 2019 Drama. Lesley Manville, Liam Neeson. 9:23 Honest Thief MVL 2020 Action. 11:03 Bill And Ted Face The Music PGVL 2020 Comedy. 12:33 Lizzie 16VLSC 2018 Drama. 2:18 A Hidden Life PGV 2019 Drama. 5:08 Archive MLC 2020 Drama. 6:55 Sniper – Assassin’s End 16VL 2020 Action. Chad Michael Collins, Tom Berenger. 8:30 Greenland MV 2020 Action. As a planet-killing comet hurtles towards Earth, a man, his estranged wife and their son embark on a perilous journey to find sanctuary. Gerard Butler, Morena Baccarin. 10:30 The Legend Of Baron To’a 16VLSC 2019 Comedy. A young Tongan man returns to his old neighbourhood and inadvertently causes the theft of his late father’s precious pro wrestling title belt. Uli Latukefu, Nathaniel Lees.

6am Love Birds M 2011 Romantic Comedy. Rhys Darby, Sally Hawkins. 7:40 David Brent – Life On The Road MLSC 2016 Comedy. 9:15 I Still Know What You Did Last Summer 16V 1998 Horror. 10:53 Limitless MVLS 2011 Thriller. 12:35 Les Miserables MVS 2012 Musical Drama. 3:07 Seraphim Falls 16V 2006 Western. 4:55 Mr Brooks 16VLS 2007 Thriller. 6:52 John Wick 16VL 2014 Action. Keanu Reeves, Adrianne Palicki. 8:30 Secretary 18S 2002 Drama. A woman, recently released from a mental hospital, gets a job with a demanding lawyer and finds his demands only too pleasing. James Spader, Maggie Gyllenhaal. 10:20 We Are Your Friends 16LSC 2015 Drama. Forbidden love and unravelling friendships threaten a young DJ’s rise to stardom. Zac Efron, Emily Ratajkowski. 11:55 The Pursuit Of Happyness ML 2006 Drama. Will Smith, Jaden Smith.

Friday

12:15 Knives Out ML 2019 Drama. 2:25 Phoenix, Oregon 16L 2019 Comedy. 4:15 We Summon The Darkness 16VLSC 2019 Horror. 5:45 Ashes In The Snow MVLSC 2018 Drama.

Friday

1:50 Frost/Nixon ML 2008 Drama. 3:50 Limitless MVLS 2011 Thriller. 5:35 The Debt 16VL 2010 Thriller.

Friday

12:30 The Great Food Truck Race PGL 1:30 Jade Fever PGC 2am The Kindness Diaries 3am Mystery Of The Lost Islands PGC 4am Dual Survival PGCL 5am Mysteries At The Museum PGC

SKY SPORt 1 6am The Breakdown 7am Aotearoa Rugby Pod 7:30 Pacific Brothers And Sisters 8am Rugby Championship (RPL) Third Bledisloe Cup – Australia v All Blacks. 10am Currie Cup (RPL) Semifinal One – Bulls v Western Province. Noon Pacific Brothers And Sisters 12:30 Currie Cup (RPL) Semifinal Two – Sharks v Griquas. 2:30 French Top 14 (RPL) La Rochelle v Toulouse. 4:30 Rugby Heaven 5:30 Currie Cup (RPL) Semifinal One – Bulls v Western Province. 7:30 Playmakers – Rugby Stories 8pm Rugby Nation 8:30 Pacific Brothers And Sisters 9pm All Blacks Flashbacks 3 11pm Rugby Heaven

Friday

Midnight The Verdict 12:30 French Top 14 (RPL) La Rochelle v Toulouse. 2:30 Aotearoa Rugby Pod 3am All Blacks Flashbacks 1998 First Test – All Blacks v England. 5am All Blacks Flashbacks 1998 Second Test – All Blacks v England.

6:30 Pipi Ma 3 6:35 Purakau 3 6:45 Takaro Tribe 3 7am Kid’s Kai Kart 3 7:10 Te Nutube 3 7:20 Mahi Pai 3 7:30 Darwin And Newts 3 7:40 He Rourou 3 7:50 Tamaki Kura Tuatahi Kapa Haka 8am Korero Mai 3 9am Pacific Island Food Revolution 3 10am Iwi Anthems 3 10:30 Whanau Living 3 11am Tangaroa With Pio Terei 3 11:30 Merchants Of The Wild 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 Reo Awhina PG 3 1pm It’s In The Bag 3 1:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 2:30 Toku Reo 3 2 3:30 Korero Mai 3 4pm Ariki 3 4:30 Miharo 3 2 5pm Pipi Ma 3 5:05 Purakau 3 5:15 Takaro Tribe 3 5:30 Kid’s Kai Kart 3 5:40 Te Nutube 3 5:50 Mahi Pai 3 6pm Darwin And Newts 3 6:10 He Rourou 3 6:20 Tamaki Kura Tuatahi Kapa Haka 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Senior Kapa Haka Regionals 3 7:30 On Country Kitchen Mark and Derek take a course in cheese making and chocolate making. 8pm Lucky Dip 8:30 The Koi Boys MCL Returning to the small settlement of Parihaka is both an emotional and distressing home coming for Kevin. 9pm Waiata Nation II 9:30 Ahikaroa MCL 10pm Wehi Na Upload PGC 3 10:30 The Barber 2 PG 3 11pm Te Ao Marama 3 11:30 Closedown

UKtV 6:30 EastEnders PG 6:55 The Graham Norton Show MS 7:40 The Bill MVC 8:30 DCI Banks MV 10am Call The Midwife PG 11am Doc Martin MC 11:50 Midsomer Murders MVC 1:35 The Bill MVC 2:25 New Tricks MVS 3:30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:20 The Graham Norton Show MLS 5:15 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Adil Ray. 6:20 QI MLS 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:25 QI PG 8pm Would I Lie To You? PG 8:35 All Round To Mrs Brown’s MLS Mrs Brown and the family are joined by Michael Ball, Sunetra Sarker and Yvette Fielding, with music from The Vamps. 9:30 The Graham Norton Show MLS 10:25 Call The Midwife PG 11:30 Midsomer Murders MVC

Friday

1:15 QI MLS 1:45 QI PG 2:15 Would I Lie To You? PG 2:50 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 3:50 All Round To Mrs Brown’s MLS 4:40 The Graham Norton Show MLS 5:30 New Tricks MVS 9Sep21

DISCOVERY 6:05 How Do They Do It? PG 6:30 How It’s Made PG 6:55 House Hunters Renovation PG 7:45 House Hunters International PG 8:10 House Hunters International PG 8:35 Top Gear – America PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG The Pickup Artist. 10:20 Deadliest Catch PG 11:15 Deadliest Catch – Bloodline PG 12:10 How It’s Made PG 12:35 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 Expedition Unknown PG 2pm Blowing Up History PG 2:55 Outback Opal Hunters PG 3:50 Gold Rush PG 4:45 Homestead Rescue PG 5:40 Fast N’ Loud PG 6:35 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 7:30 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 8:30 Gold Rush – White Water PG 9:30 Gold Rush – Dave Turin’s Lost Mine PG 10:30 Bering Sea Gold PG 11:25 Unexplained And Unexplored PG

Friday

12:15 How It’s Made PG 12:40 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 Expedition Unknown PG 1:55 Gold Rush PG 2:45 Unexplained And Unexplored PG 3:35 Bering Sea Gold PG 4:25 Homestead Rescue PG 5:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG

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Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, September 7, 2021

Friday, September 10, 2021 tVNZ 1

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The Great British Sewing Bee, at 8:30pm

Have You Been Paying Attention?, at 8:30pm

Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom, at 7:30pm

Law And Order – Organised Crime, at 8:30pm

Escape To The Chateau – DIY, at 9:30pm

6am Breakfast 0 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News At Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PG 0 1pm Coronation Street PG 3 0 2pm Sarah Beeney’s Renovate Don’t Relocate PG 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Extreme Cake Makers 3 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 The Repair Shop PG Expert craftspeople pool their talents and resources to restore heirlooms and treasured antiques. 0 8:30 The Great British Sewing Bee PG The eight remaining sewers return to the sewing room for lingerie and sleepwear week. 0 9:45 Schitt’s Creek Johnny thinks that Ted’s mother is attracted to him; Moira becomes involved in a local musical production. 0 10:45 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11:15 Coroner 16 0

6am Les Mills Born To Move 0 6:25 Apollo’s Tall Tales 0 6:40 Clifford The Big Red Dog 0 7:05 Thomas Edison’s Secret Lab 0 7:30 SpongeBob SquarePants 0 7:55 Miraculous – Tales Of Ladybug And Cat Noir 3 0 8:20 Darwin And Newts 0 8:30 Thomas And Friends 3 0 8:40 Moon And Me 3 0 9:05 Infomercials 9:30 Religious Programming 10:05 Les Mills Body Balance 0 10:35 Neighbours 3 0 11:05 Little Big Shots 0 Noon The Cube 3 0 1pm Judge Rinder PG 3 2pm Murphy Brown 3 0 2:30 Home And Away PG 3 0 3pm Shortland Street PG 3 0 3:35 Bluey 3 0 3:40 Get Arty 3 4:05 Brain Busters 0 4:35 Friends 3 0 5:05 The Simpsons PG 3 0 5:35 Young Sheldon 3 0 6:30 Home And Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 N I Can See Your Voice PG 0 8:30 Have You Been Paying Attention? M New Zealand comedians showcase their current-affairs knowledge, discussing the hot topics of the past week. 0 9:35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown M 0 10:35 Casual 16 0 11:50 Bride And Prejudice – The Forbidden Weddings M0

6am The AM Show News, interviews, and humour to start the day. 9am Infomercials 10:30 Bondi Vet PG 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live At 11:30am Noon House Hunters Renovation 1pm Covid-19 Live Update 1:30 Modern Family 2pm Ty Breaker 2:55 Match Game PG 0 3:55 Tiny Luxury 4:30 Newshub Live At 4:30pm 5pm Aussie Gold Hunters PG The Victoria Diggers could be on the brink of a multi-million dollar payday; the Scrappers are finally back on gold. 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 M Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom PG 3 1984 Action Adventure. Indiana Jones encounters an evil cult while trying to rescue a village’s missing children and find its stolen magic stone. Harrison Ford, Kate Capshaw, Ke Huy Quan. 0 9:55 Newshub Late 10:25 Tiny Luxury 3 After a devastating wildfire in California, Scott and Tamsen were forced away from their home of 25 years. The couple dreams of a sleek and modern tiny home they can make new memories in. 10:55 Love Island Australia M 3 0 11:50 Infomercials

6am Wheel Of Fortune 3 6:25 Justice League Unlimited PGV 3 0 6:50 Nicky, Ricky, Dicky And Dawn 3 0 7:15 Hunter Street PG 3 0 7:40 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 0 8:05 Batman – The Animated Series PGV 3 0 8:30 The Thundermans 3 0 9am Antiques Roadshow 3 0 10am A Place In The Sun – Winter Sun 3 11am Hot Bench PGC 3 11:30 Married With Children PG 3 12:30 Cruising With Jane McDonald 3 0 1:30 Parks And Recreation MLSC 0 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel Of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers PGC 3 5pm 3rd Rock From The Sun PG 3 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Rugby Club 6:30 Storage Wars PGL 3 0 7pm The Crowd Goes Wild 7:30 Pawn Stars PG 8:30 Law And Order – Organised Crime MVC Stabler faces the consequences of a failed drug bust; Bell is forced to choose between the job and her family; Gina gets an unexpected visitor. 0 9:30 Raw PGV 10:30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert 11:30 The Crowd Goes Wild

6am Restoration Australia 7am The Great Food Truck Race PGL 8am Mystery Of The Lost Islands PGC 9am BBQ Pitmasters PGL 10am Jade Fever PGC 10:30 Mysteries At The Museum PGC 11:30 Millionaire Hot Seat 12:30 Deadliest Catch PGCL 1:30 Yukon Gold PGL 2:30 Dual Survival PGCL 3:30 Swimming With Monsters – Steve Backshall PGC 4:30 Rick Stein’s India 5:30 Mysteries At The Museum PGC 6:30 Millionaire Hot Seat 7:30 Grand Designs NZ A couple’s family home was so badly damaged in a 2011 earthquake that it had to be demolished, so now they are rebuilding. 8:30 Escape To The Chateau – Make Do And Mend Dick and Angel help a couple to restore their 150 year old sash window. 9:30 Escape To The Chateau – DIY 10:30 Millionaire Hot Seat 11:30 Mysteries At The Museum PGC

Saturday

12:15 F The Red Line PG 3 0 1:05 Te Karere 3 2 1:30 Infomercials

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Judge Jerry 3 10:30 Botched PG 3 11:25 Snapped M 3 12:25 Buried In The Backyard M 3 1:25 Real Housewives Of New York City M 3 2:25 Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 3:25 Keeping Up With The Kardashians PG 3 4:30 Love It Or List It 3 Eager to start a family, a couple has become divided over their bungalow’s ability to house their next chapter. 5:30 Shark Tank PG 6:30 Botched PG 3 7:30 M Brokeback Mountain MVLS 2005 Drama. A ranch hand and a rodeo cowboy meet in the summer of 1963, and unexpectedly forge a lifelong connection. Heath Ledger, Jake Gyllenhaal. 10:15 The Real Murders Of Orange County M 3 The Hawks live the OC dream on their luxurious yacht until their disappearance sparks a frantic search. 11:15 Snapped PG 3 12:15 Infomercials

Saturday

1:05 Will And Grace PG 3 0 1:25 Shortland Street PG 3 0 1:50 Infomercials 2:50 M Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – Out Of The Shadows PGV 3 2016 Adventure Comedy. 0 4:40 Alone Together PG 3 0 5:05 Brain Busters 3 0

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel Of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars PG 7:10 Storage Wars PG 7:35 Ax Men ML 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Counting Cars PG 9:15 Counting Cars PG 9:40 NCIS – New Orleans MV 10:30 NCIS – LA MV 11:30 Pawn Stars PG Noon Jeopardy! 12:25 Wheel Of Fortune 12:50 NCIS – New Orleans MVC 1:40 Seal Team MV 2:30 NCIS – New Orleans MV 3:20 Ax Men ML 4:10 Jeopardy! 4:35 Wheel Of Fortune 5pm Storage Wars PG 5:30 Pawn Stars PG 6pm Counting Cars PG 6:30 Counting Cars PG 7pm Border Security M 7:30 NCIS – New Orleans MV 8:30 Piha Rescue PG 9pm Piha Rescue PG 9:30 Rescue – River Deep Mountain High PGC 10:30 NCIS – LA MV 11:30 Ax Men ML

Saturday

12:30 Wheel Of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:25 Border Security M 1:50 Rescue – River Deep Mountain High PGC 2:40 Piha Rescue PG 3:05 Piha Rescue PG 3:30 Counting Cars PG 4:20 NCIS – LA MV 5:10 NCIS – New Orleans MV

Saturday

Midnight Infomercials 3am Closedown

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

7:25 The Way Back MLS 2020 Drama. Ben Affleck, Al Madrigal. 9:10 Waves 16LC 2019 Drama. Kelvin Harrison jr, Lucas Hedges. 11:25 The Glorias MLSC 2020 Drama. Julianne Moore, Alicia Vikander. 1:50 The Burnt Orange Heresy 16VLSC 2019 Action. Claes Bang, Elizabeth Debicki. 3:28 The Mad Whale 16VLSC 2017 Drama. Camilla Belle, James Franco. 5:13 Locusts 16VLSC 2019 Thriller. Ben Geurens, Jessica McNamee. 6:38 City Of Lies 16VLSC 2018 Drama. Johnny Depp, Forest Whitaker. 8:30 Little Women 2019 Drama. Jo March reflects on her life, telling the beloved story of the March sisters – four young women each determined to live life on their own terms. Saoirse Ronan, Emma Watson. 10:45 Infinite MVLC 2021 Action. Mark Wahlberg, Chiwetel Ejiofor.

7:30 Untraceable 18V 2008 Crime. Diane Lane, Colin Hanks, Billy Burke. 9:10 The Tourist MVL 2010 Drama. Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie. 10:55 Love And Mercy MLC 2014 Drama. John Cusack, Elizabeth Banks. 12:55 Magic Mike 16LS 2012 Comedy Drama. Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Olivia Munn. 2:45 Cadillac Records MVLS 2008 Drama. Adrien Brody. 4:30 PS I Love You MS 2007 Drama. Hilary Swank, Gerard Butler, Lisa Kudrow. 6:35 The Soloist ML 2009 Drama. Jamie Foxx, Robert Downey jr. 8:30 The World’s Fastest Indian PGL 2006 Drama. Story of a New Zealand man who spent years building a 1920 Indian motorcycle, on which he eventually set a land-speed world record. Anthony Hopkins. 10:35 Milk MLS 2008 Biography Drama. Sean Penn, Emile Hirsch, James Franco.

Saturday

12:35 The Postcard Killings 16VLSC 2019 Thriller. Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Cush Jumbo. 2:20 Irresistible MLS 2020 Comedy. Steve Carell, Rose Byrne. 3:59 Encounter MVLSC 2018 Sci-fi. 5:29 Inherit The Viper 16LC 2019 Drama.

Saturday

12:40 Game Change ML 2012 Drama. Julianne Moore, Ed Harris. 2:40 Get On Up MVLSC 2014 Biography Music. 4:58 Alpha Dog 16VLS 2006 Drama.

Saturday

12:30 Rick Stein’s India 1:30 Jade Fever PGC 2am Restoration Australia 3am Swimming With Monsters – Steve Backshall PGC 4am Escape To The Chateau – Make Do And Mend 5am Mysteries At The Museum PGC

SKY SPORt 1 7:30 Rugby Nation 8am French Top 14 (RPL) Paris v Racing 92. 10am French Top 14 (RPL) Toulon v Montpellier. Noon Rugby Nation Mondays 12:30 Playmakers – Rugby Stories 1pm All Blacks Flashbacks (RPL) 2000 – Australia v All Blacks. 3pm All Blacks Flashbacks 1997 – All Blacks v Australia. 5pm Aotearoa Rugby Pod 5:30 French Top 14 Highlights 6pm Pacific Brothers And Sisters 6:30 Rugby Nation Mondays 7pm Super Rugby Great Games (RPL) 2002 – Blues v Highlanders. 9pm French Top 14 (RPL) La Rochelle v Toulouse. From Stade Marcel-Deflandre, La Rochelle. 11pm Currie Cup (HLS) Semifinal Two – Sharks v Griquas.

Saturday

Midnight All Blacks Flashbacks (RPL) 2000 – All Blacks v Australia. 2am Currie Cup (HLS) Semi-final One – Bulls v Western Provence. 2:30 Pacific Brothers And Sisters 3am Rugby Heaven 4am Super Rugby Great Games

6:30 Pipi Ma 3 6:35 Takoha 3 6:45 Takaro Tribe 3 7am Kid’s Kai Kart 3 7:10 Potae Pai 3 7:20 Mahi Pai 3 7:30 Paia 3 7:40 Haati Paati 3 7:50 Tamaki Kura Tuatahi Kapa Haka 8am Korero Mai 3 9am Cam’s Kai 3 9:30 Opaki 3 10am Iwi Anthems 3 10:30 Whanau Living 3 11am Tangaroa With Pio Terei 3 11:30 Lucky Dip 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 The Ring Inz 3 1pm It’s In The Bag 3 2pm Oranga Ngakau 3 3pm Toku Reo 3 2 3:30 Korero Mai 3 4pm Polyfest 3 4:30 Miharo 3 2 5pm Pipi Ma 3 5:05 Takoha 3 5:15 Takaro Tribe 3 5:30 Kid’s Kai Kart 3 5:40 Potae Pai 3 5:50 Mahi Pai 3 6pm Paia 6:10 Haati Paati 3 6:20 Tamaki Kura Tuatahi Kapa Haka 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Polyfest 3 7:30 Pacific Island Food Revolution Samoa, Fiji and Tonga go head-tohead to see which two countries will have a place in the grand finale. 8:30 M 6 Days MLCV 2017 Action. In April, 1980, when gunmen storm the Iranian Embassy in London, highly trained SAS operatives prepare a counterattack. Jamie Bell, Mark Strong. 10:15 Loading Documentary 3 10:30 Ahikaroa MCL 3 11pm Te Ao Marama 3 11:30 Closedown

UKtV 6:25 EastEnders PG 6:50 The Graham Norton Show MLS 7:40 The Bill MVC 8:30 DCI Banks 16VC 10am Call The Midwife PG 11am Doc Martin PG 11:50 Midsomer Murders MVC 1:35 The Bill MVC 2:25 New Tricks MVS 3:25 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown PG 4:20 The Graham Norton Show ML 5:15 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Emma Willis. 6:20 QI MLS 6:55 Mrs Brown’s Boys MLSC 7:25 QI ML 8pm Would I Lie To You? PG Sorting the fact from the fiction this week are guests Maya Jama, Roisin Conaty, Roman Kemp and Dr Xand van Tulleken. 8:35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown M 9:30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 10:25 Hypothetical 16LS 11:15 Midsomer Murders MVC

Saturday

1am QI MLS 1:30 QI ML 2am Would I Lie To You? PG 2:35 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 3:35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown M 4:25 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 5:15 Hypothetical 16LS 10Sep21

DISCOVERY 6:05 How Do They Do It? PG 6:30 How It’s Made PG 6:55 House Hunters Renovation PG 7:45 House Hunters International PG 8:10 House Hunters International PG 8:35 Top Gear – America PG 9:25 Fast N’ Loud PG Pickup the Pieces. 10:20 Gold Rush – White Water PG 11:15 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 12:10 How It’s Made PG 12:35 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 Expedition Unknown PG 2pm Unexplained And Unexplored PG 2:55 Gold Rush PG 4:20 Gold Rush – The Dirt PG 4:45 Homestead Rescue PG 5:40 Gold Rush – White Water PG 6:35 Demolition Down Under PG 7:30 Outback Opal Hunters PG 8:30 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 9:30 Aussie Mega Mechanics PG 10:30 Hunting Atlantis PG 11:25 Blowing Up History PG Ghosts of Stonehenge.

Saturday

12:15 How It’s Made PG 12:40 Expedition Unknown PG 1:30 Gold Rush PG 2:45 Blowing Up History PG 3:35 Bering Sea Gold PG 4:25 Homestead Rescue PG 5:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG

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Ashburton Guardian Tuesday, September 7, 2021

Saturday, September 11, 2021 tVNZ 1

tVNZ 2

©TVNZ 2021

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MAORI

9/11 – Life Under Attack, at 8:35pm

Abominable, at 7pm

Fisherman’s Friends, at 11pm

Griff’s Great Australian Rail Trip, at 7:30pm

Lost And Found, at 8:30pm

6am Te Karere 3 2 6:30 Country Calendar 3 0 7am Fishing And Adventure 3 0 7:30 Infomercials 8:30 Religious Programming 9am Tom Kerridge BBQ’s 3 0 9:30 Tagata Pasifika 10am Dinner Date 3 0 10:55 Cash Trapped 3 11:55 Amazing Hotels – Life Beyond The Lobby 3 0 1:05 The Living Room 0 2:05 Sarah Beeny’s New Life In The Country 0 3pm 10 Years Younger In 10 Days 3 0 4pm It’s Your Fault I’m Fat 3 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Tipping Point Lucky Stars 0 8pm L Lotto 8:05 Jamie’s Easy Meals For Everyday Jamie cooks avocado pastry quiche with a cheese and basil filling and demonstrates how to take steak to the next level. 0 8:35 9/11 – Life Under Attack 16LC A documentary that focuses on the lives affected by the horrors of the 9/11 terror attacks in New York City. 0 10:20 The World’s Most Extraordinary Homes 3 0 11:35 F It’s A Sin 16L 0

6am The Adventures Of Paddington 0 6:10 Ready, Steady, Wiggle! 0 6:20 Not Too Late Show 0 6:35 Esme And Roy 0 7am Love Monster 3 0 7:05 Scooby Doo! Guess Who 0 7:30 Beyblade Burst Surge 0 7:50 Dragon Ball Super 3 0 8:15 Adventure Time PG 0 8:40 Pokemon Journeys – The Series 0 9am Lego Monkie Kid 0 9:15 Power Rangers Super Ninja Steel 3 0 9:40 The Simpsons 3 0 10am Fresh PG 10:30 Full House 3 0 11:35 The Middle 3 0 Noon Dress To Impress 3 0 1pm Celebrity Treasure Island Omnibus PG 3 0 4:05 Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist 0 5pm Junior Bake Off 0 6pm The Cube 0 7pm M Abominable 2019 Animated Adventure. Three friends find a yeti and try to reunite the creature with his family while keeping him safe from people who want to capture him. Voices of Chloe Bennet, Albert Tsai. 0 8:35 M Four Holidays MS 3 2008 Comedy. When a couple try to avoid spending time with their divorced parents during Christmas, they are caught out and must expect the worst. Vince Vaughn, Reese Witherspoon. 0 10:15 N Downton Abbey PG The sinking of the Titanic leaves Downton Abbey’s future in jeopardy. 0

6am Charles Stanley 6:30 Infomercials 9:30 Newshub Nation 10:30 Chris Humfrey’s Animal Instinct 3 0 11:05 A New Zealand Food Story PG 3 11:35 Tiny House World 3 12:05 Tiny House Hunting PG 3 12:35 N Home Town 1:30 Lego Masters Australia 3 0 3:25 Rescue My Renovation 3:55 Restoration Man PG 3 5pm Great Barrier Reef With Russell Crowe PG 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm M Dora And The Lost City Of Gold PG 2019 Adventure. Isabela Merced, Eva Longoria, Jeff Wahlberg. 0 9pm M Death Race 16 3 2008 Action. The world’s hunger for extreme sports and reality competitions becomes a racing competition where the contestants are murderous prisoners. Jason Statham, Joan Allen. 0 11pm M Fisherman’s Friends M 2019 Comedy. A cynical music executive goes to a remote Cornish village on a stag weekend where he tries to sign up a group of singing fishermen. Daniel Mays, James Purefoy.

6am Justice League Unlimited PGV 3 0 6:50 Nicky, Ricky, Dicky And Dawn 3 0 7:15 Hunter Street PG 3 0 7:40 Nicky, Ricky, Dicky And Dawn 3 0 8:30 The Thundermans 3 0 9am Samurai Jack PGV 3 0 10am SmackDown PGV 3 11am Raw PGV 3 Noon Whose Line Is It Anyway UK? PGC 0 1pm NRL Try Time 2pm Rugby League – NRL (DLY) Teams TBC. 4pm Pacific Brothers And Sisters 3 4:35 Judge Judy PG 5pm Fish Of The Day PGC 3 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Weather Gone Viral PGC 3 0 7pm Storage Wars PGL 3 0 7:30 Griff’s Great Australian Rail Trip PGC 3 Despite his nerves, Griff takes his first parachute jump to get a truly spectacular view of the natural and spiritual wonder that is Uluru. 0 8:35 The Brokenwood Mysteries MVLC 3 When a tennis star turns up dead after her hen party, Mike and the team have to wade through a tangled web of evidence to determine if one of the bridal party was responsible. 0 10:35 World’s Most Unexplained M Michigan, 1975. 0 11:05 NXT PGV

6am Brent Owens Unwraps Mauritius 6:30 BBQ Pitmasters PGL 7:30 Swimming With Monsters – Steve Backshall PGC 8:30 Mysteries At The Museum PGC 9:30 Escape To The Chateau – DIY 10:30 Rick Stein’s India 11:30 Millionaire Hot Seat 12:30 Grand Designs NZ 1:30 Escape To The Chateau – Make Do And Mend 2:30 Forged In Fire PGC 3:30 Chasing Monsters 4:30 Choccywoccydoodah Starstruck 5:30 Salvage Hunters 6:30 American Pickers 7:30 Jade Fever PGC Robin makes a difficult decision about his beloved mine truck; Claudia makes a desperate call for help to get their jade out of camp before winter. 8:30 Lost And Found PGC A woman is desperate to be reunited with her mother; a woman wants to meet the father she has never met. 9:30 First Man Out PGC 10:30 Choccywoccydoodah Starstruck 11:30 Chasing Monsters

Sunday

12:40 Manifest 16 3 0 1:30 Little Birds 16SC 0 2:20 Nashville M 3 0 4am Infomercials

BRAVO

2:15 2 Overnight 5:05 Fresh 3 5:30 Religious Programming

SKY 5

6am Infomercials 10am Judge Jerry 3 10:30 Dance Moms PG 3 11:25 Dance Moms PG 3 12:20 Get A Room With Carson And Thom PG 3 1:20 Get A Room With Carson And Thom PG 3 2:20 M Wayne’s World PG 3 1992 Comedy. Mike Myers, Dana Carvey. 0 4:20 Stop Search Seize PG 3 5:15 Undercover Boss PG 3 6:15 Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 7:30 Keeping Up With The Kardashians PG Kim struggles to balance work life and mom life in quarantine; Khloe gets creative to keep herself entertained. 8:30 Gordon Ramsay’s 24 Hours To Hell And Back 16 Ramsay and his team attempt to revamp a decades-old Mexican restaurant with an overworked owner in ill-health who has a mountain of debt. 0 9:30 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey M The reunion begins with Jackie challenging Teresa to apologise. 10:30 Exhumed 16 3 11:25 Snapped M 3

Sunday

12:15 Infomercials 5am Love It Or List It 3

6am Extreme Salvage Squad ML 7am Counting Cars PG 8am Outback Truckers M 8:55 Addicted To Fishing MVLC 9:20 Piha Rescue PG 9:45 Piha Rescue PG 10:10 A1 – Highway Patrol MVLC 11am NXT PGV Noon SmackDown MVC 2:05 Pawn Stars PG 3:05 Sewer Squad PGL 4:05 A1 – Highway Patrol MVLC 5pm Counting Cars PG 6pm Outback Truckers M 7pm Addicted To Fishing MVLC 7:30 Pawn Stars PG An antique key gun; a Pink Floyd album; a rare blade from the 1600s. 8:30 Demolition NZ M 9pm Sewer Squad PGL 10pm Extreme Salvage Squad ML 11pm Piha Rescue PG 11:30 A1 – Highway Patrol MVLC

Sunday

12:20 Outback Truckers M 1:20 Addicted To Fishing MVLC 1:45 Pawn Stars PG 2:30 Demolition NZ M 2:55 Piha Rescue PG 3:20 NXT PGV 4:05 Sewer Squad PGL 5:05 Extreme Salvage Squad ML

Sunday

1:10 Infomercials 5am Brian Houston @ Hillsong 5:30 Charles Stanley 3

Sunday

12:05 Infomercials 3:05 Closedown

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

6:54 Ride Like A Girl PGL 2019 Drama. 8:32 The Legend Of Baron To’a 16VLSC 2019 Comedy. 10:21 The Call Of The Wild PGV 2020 Adventure. 12:01 Archive MLC 2020 Drama. 1:50 Let Him Go MVC 2020 Thriller. 3:45 Human Capital MLS 2020 Drama. 5:25 The Night Clerk 16VLSC 2020 Drama. 6:55 Strange But True MLC 2019 Thriller. Margaret Qualley, Nick Robinson. 8:30 Underwater MVLC 2020 Action. A crew of researchers must scramble to safety after an earthquake devastates their laboratory located at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Kristen Stewart, Vincent Cassel. 10:10 Barb And Star Go To Vista Del Mar MVLSC 2020 Comedy. Lifelong friends embark on the adventure of a lifetime when they decide to leave their small Midwestern town for the first time ever. Kristen Wiig, Annie Mumolo. 11:55 Target Number One 16VLSC 2020 Thriller.

6:55 Mr Brooks 16VLS 2007 Thriller. Kevin Costner, Demi Moore, Dane Cook. 8:55 Fame PGL 2009 Musical. 10:57 Almost Famous MC 2000 Drama. Frances McDormand, Billy Crudup, Kate Hudson. 1pm Inside Man MVL 2006 Crime. Denzel Washington, Clive Owen, Jodie Foster. 3:05 Burn After Reading 16VLS 2008 Crime Comedy. George Clooney, Frances McDormand, Brad Pitt. 4:40 Changeling 16VC 2008 Drama. Angelina Jolie, John Malkovich. 7pm Death At A Funeral ML 2007 Comedy. Matthew MacFadyen, Peter Dinklage. 8:30 Fast And Furious 6 MV 2013 Action. Hobbs has Dom and Brian reassemble their crew to take down a mastermind who commands an organisation of mercenary drivers. Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Dwayne Johnson. 10:40 8 Mile MVLS 2002 Drama. Eminem, Kim Basinger, Brittany Murphy, Mekhi Phifer.

2am The Mad Whale 16VLSC 2017 Drama. 3:42 Lizzie 16VLSC 2018 Drama. 5:25 We Summon The Darkness 16VLSC 2019 Horror.

12:33 The Patriot 16VC 2000 War Drama. 3:15 The Other Boleyn Girl MS 2008 Drama History. 5:10 Letters To Juliet PGL 2010 Romantic Comedy.

Sunday

12:30 Salvage Hunters 1:30 Brent Owens Unwraps Mauritius 2am First Man Out PGC 3am Jade Fever PGC 4am Lost And Found PGC 5am American Pickers

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6:30 Waiata Mai 6:40 Kia Mau 3 6:50 Huritua 3 7am Mahi Pai 3 7:10 Tamariki Haka 3 7:20 Te Nutube 3 7:30 He Rourou 3 7:40 Paia 3 7:50 Polyfest 3 Te Pou Herenga Waka – James Cook High School. 8:20 Potae Pai 3 8:30 Pukana 3 9:30 Korero Mai 3 Noon Whanau Living 3 1pm Cam’s Kai 3 1:30 Cam’s Kai 3 2pm Tangaroa With Pio 3 2:30 Tangaroa With Pio 3 3pm Funny Whare – Gamesnight PG 3 4pm Hangi Pit Masters 3 4:30 Fresh 5pm The Hui 5:30 Nga Tangata Taumata Rau – Aotearoa 3 6pm Haka Ngahau A-Rohe – Tamararo 3 Te Tairawhiti at Te Poho-o-Rawiri Marae in Turanganui-a-Kiwa. 7pm M A Simple Wish 3 1997 Family. A girl’s plea for help from the fairy godmothers of the world has unexpected results. Mara Wilson, Martin Short, Kathleen Turner, Francis Capra. 8:40 M Like Father Like Son PG 3 2013 Drama. A successful workaholic businessman learns that his biological son was switched at birth. Japanese with English language subtitles. Masaharu Fukuyama, Machiko Ono. 10:50 Hunt With Me PGC 3 Amber is in the Hauraki Gulf in search of large snapper; the Clarke boys are on the hunt for pork in their back yard. 11:20 Closedown

UKtV

6am Pacific Brothers And Sisters 6:30 Playmakers – Rugby Stories 7am All Blacks Flashbacks (RPL) 1997 Tri-Nations – All Blacks v Australia. 9am French Top 14 (HLS) 9:30 Super Rugby Flashbacks (RPL) Blues v Rebels. 11:30 Pacific Brothers And Sisters Noon Super Rugby Flashbacks (RPL) Highlanders v Chiefs. 2pm Super Rugby Flashbacks (RPL) 2017 – Crusaders v Brumbies. 4pm Rugby Championship (HLS) Third Bledisloe Cup – All Blacks v Australia. 4:20 Aotearoa Rugby Pod (HLS) 4:50 Currie Cup (RPL) Semi-final One – Bulls v Western Province. 6:50 Rugby Championship (RPL) Third Bledisloe Cup – All Blacks v Australia. 8:50 French Top 14 (RPL) Paris v Racing 92. 10:50 French Top 14 (RPL) La Rochelle v Toulouse.

Sunday

12:50 Super Rugby Flashbacks (RPL) 2017 – Crusaders v Brumbies. 2:55 L Currie Cup Final – Teams and Venue TBC. 5:25 Rugby Championship (HLS) Third Bledisloe Cup – All Blacks v Australia.

DISCOVERY

6am QI MLS 6:30 QI ML 7am QI PG 7:30 QI PG 8:05 Would I Lie To You? PG 8:35 Would I Lie To You? PG 9:05 Would I Lie To You? PG 9:40 The Bill MVC 10:30 The Bill MVC 11:20 The Bill MVC 12:10 The Bill MVC 1pm The Bill MVC 1:50 Casualty PG 2:40 Call The Midwife PG 3:45 Holby City MC 4:50 A Touch Of Frost MVC 6:35 Call The Midwife PG 7:40 Casualty PG A team of young doctors and nurses at Holby City Hospital dedicate themselves to treating patients. 8:30 Midsomer Murders MVC A man shot dead through the window of his home also had a penchant for blackmail, which Barnaby and Jones discover. 10:20 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 11:15 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Charles Dance.

Sunday

12:15 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 1:15 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 2:15 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 3:15 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 4:15 Midsomer Murders MVC 5:55 All Round To Mrs Brown’s MLS 11Sep21

6:05 How It’s Made PG 6:30 How It’s Made PG 6:55 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 7:45 Outback Opal Hunters PGL 8:35 Outback Opal Hunters PG 9:25 Outback Opal Hunters PG 10:20 Outback Opal Hunters PG 11:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG 12:10 Bering Sea Gold PG 1:05 Deadliest Catch PG 2pm Deadliest Catch – Bloodline PG 2:55 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 3:50 Vampires – Mysteries At The Museum PG 4:45 Lindbergh Kidnapping – Mysteries At The Museum PG 5:40 Manhattan Project – Mysteries At The Museum PG 6:35 Aussie Mega Mechanics PG 7:30 Maine Cabin Masters PG 8:30 Blowing Up History PG 9:30 Homestead Rescue PG 10:30 Gold Rush – Dave Turin’s Lost Mine PG 11:25 Hunting Atlantis PG

Sunday

12:15 How It’s Made PG 12:40 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 Blowing Up History – Seven Wonders PG 2:45 Expedition Unknown PG 3:35 Expedition Unknown PG 4:25 Expedition Unknown PG 5:15 Expedition Unknown PG

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One Lane Bridge, at 8:30pm

Jason Bourne, at 8:30pm

Lego Masters Australia, at 7pm

Outback Truckers, at 7:30pm

Casey Anthony – An American Murder Mystery, at 9:30pm

6am Attitude 3 0 6:25 Cowboy Builders – Updates 3 7:15 Tagata Pasifika 3 7:40 Praise Be 3 8:10 The Living Room 3 0 9am Q+A With Jack Tame 0 10am Marae 2 10:30 Waka Huia 11am Penguins – Meet The Family 0 Noon Attitude 0 12:30 Fair Go 3 0 1pm Sunday 3 0 2pm National Treasures PG 3 0 3pm George Clarke’s National Trust Unlocked 0 4pm Bradley Walsh And Son – Breaking Dad 3 Bradley and Barney saddle up for a Wild West adventure to Arizona. 0 4:30 Fishing And Adventure 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Country Calendar 0 7:30 Sunday 0 8:30 F One Lane Bridge 16L Ariki makes an arrest, only to discover a new clue and a betrayal. 0 9:30 The Panthers 16VL Muldoon is the new Prime Minister; Will discovers the ultimate betrayal; Jimmy goes after the other man. 0 10:30 Prodigal Son MC Malcolm and Ainsley both race to find the killer. 0 11:30 Black Sails 18V 0 12:30 Infomercials

6am Rescue Bots Academy 3 0 6:20 Blaze And The Monster Machines 0 6:45 Powerpuff Girls 3 0 7:05 Lego City Adventures 0 7:30 Moomin Valley 0 7:55 Jandal Burn 0 8am What Now? 10am Shortland Street Omnibus PGVL 3 0 12:05 Spartan – New Zealand v Australia 3 0 1:30 F AP Bio 0 2:05 Home And Away Omnibus 3 0 4:30 B Positive 0 5pm The Crystal Maze Celebrity PG 3 0 6pm Sarah Beeny’s Renovate Don’t Relocate PG 0 7pm Mr Bean 0 7:30 Inside Taronga Zoo After five years of planning and construction, Taronga Zoo’s African Savannah Precinct is ready for the first residents to move in. 0 8:30 M Jason Bourne MV 2016 Action Thriller. The former CIA operative is drawn out of hiding to reveal more truths about his past. Matt Damon, Tommy Lee Jones, Alicia Vikander. 0 10:50 M Happy Death Day 2U 16VLC 2019 Horror. Jessica Rothe, Ruby Modine.

6am Life TV 6:30 Brian Houston @ Hillsong TV 7am Charles Stanley 8am Life TV 8:30 Turning Point 9am Classical Destinations 3 9:30 The Hui 3 0 10am Newshub Nation 3 0 11:05 Dr Jeff Rocky Mountain Vet PG Noon The Titan Games PG 3 0 1pm Motorsport – DTM Round Five – Red Bull Ring. 2pm Motorsport – GT World Challenge Europe Round Four – Brands Hatch. 4pm Motorsport – British Touring Cars Thruxton. 5pm Piri’s Tiki Tour PGC 0 5:30 The Fishing Show 0 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm N Lego Masters Australia Teams must create a show stopping piece that stops a train in its tracks. The winning team will be awarded a Platinum Brick which will give them immunity from elimination. 0 8:45 M Spider-Man M 3 2002 Action. After being bitten by a genetically modified spider, a high-school student gains spider-like abilities, and must use them to fight evil. Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, Willem Defoe. 0 11:15 NCIS M 3 0

6am Believe It Or Not 3 6:30 Religious Programming 10am Golf – LPGA Event (HLS) Solheim Cup. 11am NXT PGV 3 Noon TBC 2pm Decades In Colour 3 3pm American Pickers PG 3 4pm Mainfreight Rugby 5pm Fish Of The Day PGC 3 Clarke heads to Australia’s Sunshine Coast, on the Great Beach Drive chasing tea leaf trevally. 0 5:30 Prime News 6pm Antiques Roadshow 3 0 7pm Storage Wars PGL 3 0 7:30 Outback Truckers PGL 3 Yogi prepares for a showdown with transport police in South Australia; Nick and Jo take on their toughest job yet. 0 8:30 Demolition NZ M 3 The team are still at Wood Mill in Addington dealing with beam trouble. Another team have the unusual job of demolishing a shed in West Auckland with some surprising cargo inside. 0 9:30 Seal Team 16VLC Following an explosion in Tunisia, Warrant Officer Ray Perry goes missing. 0 10:30 SmackDown PGV 11:30 QI PG 3

6am Brent Owens Unwraps Mauritius 6:30 Through The Bible With Les Feldick 7am Leading The Way 7:30 Key Of David 8am Rachel Allen – All Things Sweet 8:30 Judi Dench’s Wild Borneo Adventure 9:30 River Cottage – Veg Every Day 10:30 American Pickers 11:30 Tutankhamun – Life, Death And Legacy 12:30 Chasing Monsters 1:30 Salvage Hunters 2:30 Jade Fever PGC 3:30 Dogs – The Untold Story 4:30 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 5:30 Antiques Roadshow 6:30 American Pickers 7:30 Outback Opal Hunters PGL 8:30 The 1980’s – The Deadliest Decade MCLSV 9:30 Casey Anthony – An American Murder Mystery MCLSV Casey Anthony insists that her twoyear-old daughter was abducted by the nanny, but investigators soon discover the child has been missing for 31 days. 10:30 American Pickers 11:30 Outback Opal Hunters PGL

12:10 Body Bizarre M 1:05 Infomercials

12:05 Infomercials 3:05 Closedown

BRAVO 6am Love It Or List It 3 6:50 Love It Or List It 3 7:40 Love It Or List It 3 8:30 Love It Or List It 3 9:20 Face Off PG 3 10:05 Face Off PG 3 10:55 Keeping Up With The Kardashians PG 3 11:40 Songland PG 3 12:30 Botched PG 3 1:20 Botched PG 3 2:10 Million Dollar Listing: Ryan’s Renovations PG 3 2:40 Million Dollar Listing: Ryan’s Renovations PG 3 3:10 Shark Tank PG 3 4:05 Shark Tank PG 3 5pm Shark Tank PG 3 6pm Love It Or List It 7pm M The First Wives Club PG 3 1996 Comedy. Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler, Diane Keaton. 0 9:10 M A Fish Called Wanda M 3 1988 Comedy. In London, four very different people team up to commit armed robbery, then try to double-cross each other for the loot. John Cleese, Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Kline. 0 11:20 Shahs Of Sunset M 12:10 Infomercials

Monday

12:40 In Defense Of 16 0 1:25 Assassins 16VC 2:15 Relentless With Kate Snow 16 3am 2 Overnight 4:05 Infomercials 4:30 Religious Programming 5am Infomercials

SKY 5

Monday

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

6am A1 – Highway Patrol MVLC 7am FBI – Most Wanted MVC 7:55 NXT PGV 8:50 Mountain Men PGV 9:35 Piha Rescue PG 10am Pawn Stars PG 11am Demolition NZ M 11:30 FBI MV 12:30 FBI – Most Wanted MVC 1:30 Border Security M 2pm Raw MVC 4:45 NXT PGV 5:45 SmackDown MVC 7:30 FBI – Most Wanted MVC A cult leader and his most trusted followers go on the run after he orders the murder of his own family. 8:30 FBI MV The team must take down a dangerous drug ring after an American diplomat is killed while being used as a pawn. 9:30 Shades Of Blue MVLSC A corrupt Brooklyn detective is arrested by the FBI and forced to work as an informant. 10:30 MacGyver M 11:25 Mountain Men PGV

6:55 How To Build A Girl 16LSC 2020 Comedy. Beanie Feldstein, Alfie Allen. 8:40 Underwater MVLC 2020 Action. Kristen Stewart, Vincent Cassel. 10:15 I Still Believe PGC 2020 Drama. KJ Apa, Britt Robertson. 12:15 Hard Kill 16V 2020 Action. Jesse Metcalfe, Bruce Willis. 1:55 Freaky 16VL 2020 Comedy. Vince Vaughn, Kathryn Newton. 3:35 Dirt Music MLS 2019 Drama. 5:20 Disturbing The Peace 16V 2020 Action. 6:50 Dawn Raid ML 2020 Documentary. 8:30 Rams PGVL 2020 Drama. In remote Western Australia, a decades-long feud between two sheep farming brothers comes to a head when disaster strikes both of their flocks. Sam Neill, Michael Caton. 10:30 The Craft – Legacy MC 2020 Drama. An eclectic group of aspiring teenage witches get more than they bargained for as they lean into their newfound powers. Cailee Spaeny, Gideon Adlon.

12:15 SmackDown MVC 1:55 FBI – Most Wanted MVC 2:40 Mountain Men PGV 3:30 MacGyver M 4:20 FBI MV 5:10 Shades Of Blue MVLSC

12:02 Bill And Ted Face The Music PGVL 2020 Comedy. 1:32 Ordinary Love MLSC 2019 Drama. 3:02 Honest Thief MVL 2020 Action. 4:38 The Postcard Killings 16VLSC 2019 Thriller.

6:55 Butterfly On A Wheel 16VL 2007 Thriller. Pierce Brosnan, Gerard Butler, Maria Bello. 8:30 Red 2 MVL 2013 Action. 10:25 3:10 To Yuma MV 2007 Western. 12:30 Last Flag Flying MLSC 2017 Drama. 2:35 The Queen ML 2006 Drama. 4:20 Furious 7 MV 2015 Action. 6:35 The Pursuit Of Happyness ML 2006 Drama. Will Smith, Jaden Smith. 8:30 Whip It MLS 2009 Drama. A mother wants her daughter to win the local Miss Blue Bonnet Pageant, but instead, her daughter discovers a completely different world. Ellen Page, Drew Barrymore, Kristen Wiig. 10:20 Les Miserables MVS 2012 Musical Drama. In politically fraught 19th-century France, a convict jailed for a petty crime leaves prison to find a new life, but is pursued by the obsessive policeman who arrested him. Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe, Anne Hathaway, Amanda Seyfried.

Monday

12:55 Secretary 18S 2002 Drama. 2:45 Remember Me MVLS 2010 Drama. 4:37 Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee MVL 2007 Drama.

Monday

12:30 Antiques Roadshow 1:30 Brent Owens Unwraps Mauritius 2am Judi Dench’s Wild Borneo Adventure 3am The 1980’s – The Deadliest Decade MCLSV 4am Casey Anthony – An American Murder Mystery MCLSV 5am Tutankhamun – Life, Death And Legacy

SKY SPORt 1 6am The Breakdown (HLS) 7am L French Top 14 Racing 92 v La Rochelle. From La Défense Arena, Paris. 9:15 Rugby Championship (RPL) Third Bledisloe Cup – All Blacks v Australia. 11:15 Super Rugby Flashbacks (RPL) Chiefs v Blues. 1:15 Super Rugby Flashbacks (RPL) Highlanders v Crusaders. 3:15 Rugby Championship (HLS) Third Bledisloe Cup – All Blacks v Australia. 3:30 Super Rugby Flashbacks (RPL) Chiefs v Blues. 5:30 Pacific Brothers And Sisters 6pm Rugby Championship (HLS) Third Bledisloe Cup – All Blacks v Australia. 6:30 L Rugby Championship All Blacks v Argentina. From Robina Stadium, Gold Coast in Brisbane. 9:30 L Rugby Championship South Africa v Australia. From Robina Stadium, Gold Coast in Brisbane.

Monday

12:30 Currie Cup (HLS) Final – Teams and Venue TBC. 1am Super Rugby Flashbacks (RPL) Chiefs v Blues. 3am Super Rugby Flashbacks (RPL) Highlanders v Crusaders. 5am Super Rugby Flashbacks (RPL) Chiefs v Blues.

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6:30 Waiata Mai 3 6:40 Kia Mau 3 6:50 Huritua 3 7am Mahi Pai 3 7:10 Tamariki Haka 3 7:20 Te Nutube 3 7:30 He Rourou 3 7:40 Paia 3 7:50 Polyfest 3 8:20 Potae Pai 3 8:30 Whanau Living 3 9am Oranga Ngakau 3 10am Waiata Nation II 3 10:30 Toi Te Ora 3 11am Te Ao Tapatahi 11:30 Te Ao With Moana Noon Moon Tide Fishing 3 12:30 Wehi Na Upload PGC 3 1pm Uka 3 1:30 Rediscovering Aotearoa 3 1:50 M A Simple Wish 3 1997 Family. A girl’s plea for help from the fairy godmothers of the world has unexpected results. Mara Wilson, Martin Short, Kathleen Turner, Francis Capra. 3:30 Pio Terei Tonight 3 4:30 Tagata Pasifika 5pm Marae DIY 3 Taita Marae is ready to come together and heal. 6pm Waka Huia 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Oranga Tu PG Documentary with a focus on prostate cancer awareness. 7:30 The New Zealanders 8:30 Ngarara – Overcoming Addiction MC Former drug users share their stories on overcoming drug addiction. 9:30 M Fargo 18CV 1996 Crime Drama. A small-town car salesman’s bumbling attempts to have his wife kidnapped lead to murder and mayhem. Frances McDormand, William H Macy, Steve Buscemi. 11:20 Uka 3 11:50 Closedown

UKtV 6:45 Holby City MC 7:45 EastEnders PG 8:10 EastEnders PG 8:35 EastEnders PG 9am EastEnders PG 9:30 Heartbeat PG 10:30 The Graham Norton Show MLS 11:20 All Round To Mrs Brown’s MLS 12:10 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown M 1pm Midsomer Murders MVC 2:50 Luther 16VLC 3:50 Death In Paradise PG 4:55 Heartbeat PG 5:55 Would I Lie To You? PG 6:30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 7:25 Call The Midwife PG 8:30 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Naomie Harris. 9:35 A Touch Of Frost MVC Homeless after burning his house down, Frost takes on a case of kidnapping with WPC Claire Toms. 11:25 Luther 16VLC

Monday

12:25 Casualty PG 1:10 Call The Midwife PG 2:10 Call The Midwife PG 3:10 Who Do You Think You Are? PG 4:15 A Touch Of Frost MVC 12Sep21

DISCOVERY 6:05 How Do They Do It? PG 6:30 How Do They Do It? PG 6:55 Hunting Atlantis PG Mystery of the Golden King. 7:45 Bering Sea Gold PG 8:35 Deadliest Catch PG Shipbreakers. 9:25 Deadliest Catch – Bloodline PG Like Father Like Son. 10:20 King Tut – Mysteries At The Museum PG 11:15 Gold Rush – White Water PG 12:10 Gold Rush – Dave Turin’s Lost Mine PG 1:05 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 2pm Airplane Repo MLC Armed on Arrival. 2:55 Airplane Repo MLC 3:50 Airplane Repo MLC 4:45 Airplane Repo MLC 5:40 Airplane Repo MLC 6:35 Airplane Repo MLC 7:30 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 8:30 Blowing Up History – Seven Wonders PG 10:30 Killers Of The Cosmos PG 11:25 Deadliest Catch – Bloodline PG

Monday

12:15 How It’s Made PG 12:40 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 Hunting Atlantis PG 1:55 Outback Opal Hunters PG 2:45 Blowing Up History PG 3:35 Legends Of The Lost With Megan Fox PG 4:25 Blowing Up History PG 5:15 Unexplained And Unexplored PG

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6am Breakfast 0 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show PG 0 10am Tipping Point 3 0 11am The Chase 3 0 Noon 1 News At Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale 0 1:30 Country Calendar 3 0 2pm Sarah Beeny’s Renovate Don’t Relocate 3 0 3pm Tipping Point 0 4pm Te Karere 2 4:30 Extreme Cake Makers 3 0 5pm The Chase 3 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0 7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 Fair Go Pippa Wetzell and Hadyn Jones present a show that advocates for consumer rights. 0 8pm Border Patrol Immigration is presented with bags of red flags; a family of foodies get the attention of Biosecurity; Customs check out the contents of a dubious Christmas gift. 0 8:30 Surviving 9/11 MC Twenty years on from 9/11, this documentary brings together 13 ordinary people who were caught in an event they were not able to fully comprehend at the time and which they are still working through. 0 10:30 Shortland Street PG 3 0 11pm World’s Deadliest 16 0

6am Les Mills Born To Move 0 6:25 Maia The Brave 3 0 6:35 Paw Patrol 0 7am Thomas Edison’s Secret Lab 0 7:25 SpongeBob SquarePants 0 7:50 Miraculous – Tales Of Ladybug And Cat Noir 3 0 8:15 Darwin And Newts 0 8:25 Takaro Tribe 3 0 8:35 Moon And Me 3 0 9am Chuggington – Tales From The Rails 3 0 9:10 Infomercials 10:10 Les Mills Grit Cardio 0 10:40 Mike And Molly PGC 3 0 11:10 F Little Big Shots 3 0 12:05 The Cube 3 0 1pm 9 Lives PG 3 0 2pm Murphy Brown 3 0 2:30 Home And Away PG 3 0 3pm Shortland Street 3 0 3:35 Bluey 3 0 3:40 Get Arty 3 0 4:05 Brain Busters 0 4:35 Friends 3 0 5pm The Simpsons PG 3 0 5:30 Young Sheldon PG 3 0 6pm Neighbours 0 6:30 Home And Away PG 0 7pm Shortland Street PG 0 7:30 Celebrity Treasure Island PG 0 8:30 The Real Filthy Rich Asians 0 9:35 Girls5eva PG Girls5eva struggle to make their first move; Scott deals with a package Wickie sent from Los Angeles. 0 10:10 The Walking Dead 16VC 0 11:05 Two And A Half Men PG 3 0

6am The AM Show 9am Infomercials 10:30 Bondi Vet PG 3 0 11:30 Newshub Live At 11:30am Noon House Hunters Renovation 1pm M My Stepfather’s Secret M 2019 Drama. A young woman returns home for the summer to discover that her mother’s boyfriend has moved into the family home and is controlling her mother’s life. Vanessa Marcil, Eddie McClintock. 2:55 Match Game PG 3:55 Tiny Luxury 4:30 Newshub Live At 4:30pm 5pm Aussie Gold Hunters PG The Gold Gypsies’ tenacity is rewarded with their biggest nugget of the season; Jake’s plan to save the Dirt Dogs’ season turns into a disaster. 6pm Newshub Live At 6pm 7pm The Project 7:30 Lego Masters Australia The teams are asked to create a beautiful castle that will spectacularly explode as a bowling ball is hurled at it. 0 8:55 Head High M Vince and Renee struggle to get their relationship back on track; Mana learns some startling news about Jesse; the St Isaac’s Ball creates all sorts of drama. 0 9:55 Newshub Late 10:25 The Hui 11pm Newshub Nation 3 0 12:05 Infomercials

6am Wheel Of Fortune 3 6:25 Justice League Unlimited PGVC 3 0 6:50 Nicky, Ricky, Dicky And Dawn 3 0 7:15 Hunter Street PG 3 0 7:40 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 0 8:05 Batman – The Animated Series PGV 3 0 8:30 The Thundermans 3 0 9am Antiques Roadshow 3 0 10am A Place In The Sun – Winter Sun 3 11am Hot Bench PGC 3 11:30 Married With Children PG 3 12:30 Cruising With Jane McDonald 3 0 1:30 Parks And Recreation PGC 0 2pm The Late Show With Stephen Colbert PG 3 3pm Wheel Of Fortune 3:30 Jeopardy 4pm American Pickers PGC 3 5pm Tagata Pasifika 5:30 Prime News 6pm Storage Wars PGL 3 7pm The Crowd Goes Wild 7:30 American Pickers PGC 8:30 The Hunters Club MVLC 0 9:35 M A Certain Justice 18 2014 Action. A war veteran incurs the wrath of a ruthless Aryan Brotherhood leader after he kills several high-ranking members while rescuing a prostitute. Cung Le, Dolph Lundgren. 11:40 The Crowd Goes Wild 3

6am Restoration Australia 7am Judi Dench’s Wild Borneo Adventure 8am Dogs – The Untold Story 9am BBQ Pitmasters PGL 10am Jade Fever PGC 10:30 Outback Opal Hunters PGL 11:30 American Pickers 12:30 Dogs – The Untold Story 1:30 Antiques Roadshow 2:30 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 3:30 Big Cat Tales 4:30 James Martin’s Islands To Highlands 5:30 Mysteries At The Museum PGC 6:30 Millionaire Hot Seat 7:30 Walking The Thames With Tony Robinson Through the Thames valley, Tony arrives at Hampton Court Palace, tries out a Victorian skiff and explores a sewage plant. 8:30 Treasures Decoded 9:30 The Misadventures Of Romesh Ranganathan PGCL Romesh is in Colombia. 10:30 Millionaire Hot Seat 11:30 Mysteries At The Museum PGC

Tuesday

Midnight Q+A With Jack Tame 3 0 1:05 Te Karere 3 2 1:30 Infomercials 5:30 Te Karere 3 2

BRAVO 6am Infomercials 10am Judge Jerry 3 10:30 Botched 3 11:25 Snapped PG 3 12:25 Buried In The Backyard M 3 1:25 Real Housewives Of New York City M 3 2:25 Million Dollar Listing NY PG 3 3:25 Keeping Up With The Kardashians PG 3 4:30 Love It Or List It 3 5:30 Shark Tank PG 6:30 Botched PG 3 7:30 Snapped M After the body of an unidentified female is found within a forested nature centre, investigators must scramble to piece together her fractured life. 8:30 An Unexpected Killer 16 A recently retired woman is found savagely murdered, and detectives must battle a lack of evidence and a long list of suspects to find the killer. 9:30 Exhumed 16 A wife finds her husband dead of an apparent suicide by poisoning, but suspicious detectives exhume the body of her first husband to unearth the truth. 10:30 Snapped M 3 11:25 Buried In The Backyard M 3 12:15 Infomercials

Tuesday

12:30 Wu-Tang Clan – Of Mics And Men 16L 0 1:35 Shortland Street PG 3 0 2am Infomercials 3am 2 Overnight 4:15 The Middle 3 0 4:35 Neighbours 3 0 5am Infomercials

SKY 5 6am Jeopardy! 6:25 Wheel Of Fortune 6:45 Pawn Stars PG 7:10 Storage Wars PG 7:35 Ax Men ML 8:25 Border Security M 8:50 Counting Cars PG 9:15 Counting Cars PG 9:40 NCIS – New Orleans MV 10:30 NCIS – LA MV 11:30 Pawn Stars PG Noon Jeopardy! 12:25 Wheel Of Fortune 12:50 MacGyver M 1:40 Shades Of Blue MVLSC 2:30 NCIS – New Orleans MV 3:20 Ax Men ML 4:10 Jeopardy! 4:35 Wheel Of Fortune 5pm Storage Wars PG 5:30 Pawn Stars PG 6pm Counting Cars PG 6:30 Counting Cars PG 7pm Border Security M 7:30 NCIS – New Orleans MV 8:30 Demolition NZ ML 9pm RBT MC 9:30 Extreme Nightmare Tenants MVLC 10:30 NCIS – LA MV 11:30 Ax Men ML

Tuesday 12:30 Wheel Of Fortune 1am Jeopardy! 1:25 Border Security M 1:50 Extreme Nightmare Tenants MVLC 2:40 RBT MC 3:05 Demolition NZ ML 3:30 Counting Cars PG 3:55 Counting Cars PG 4:20 NCIS – LA MV 5:10 NCIS – New Orleans MV

Tuesday

12:10 Infomercials 3:10 Closedown

MOVIES PREMIERE

MOVIES GREAtS

6:19 Little Women 2019 Drama. Saoirse Ronan, Emma Watson. 8:34 Radioactive M 2019 Biography. Rosamund Pike, Sam Riley. 10:25 Red Joan MS 2018 Drama. Judi Dench. 12:05 Sniper – Assassin’s End 16VL 2020 Action. Chad Michael Collins, Tom Berenger. 1:40 Encounter MVLSC 2018 Sci-fi. 3:10 Knives Out ML 2019 Drama. 5:20 The Peanut Butter Falcon MVL 2019 Adventure. 6:55 Breach 16VL 2020 Action. Cody Kearsley, Bruce Willis. 8:30 The Rhythm Section 16VLSC 2020 Action. An ordinary woman goes on a dangerous path of revenge after learning the plane crash that killed her family was no accident. Blake Lively, Jude Law. 10:25 Greenland MV 2020 Action. As a planet-killing comet hurtles towards Earth, a man, his estranged wife and their son embark on a perilous journey to find sanctuary. Gerard Butler, Morena Baccarin.

6:50 PS I Love You MS 2007 Drama. Hilary Swank, Gerard Butler, Lisa Kudrow. 8:55 Cadillac Records MVLS 2008 Drama. Adrien Brody. 10:45 Sex And The City 16LS 2008 Comedy. Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon. 1:08 The Dark Horse MVL 2014 Drama. Cliff Curtis, James Rolleston, Kirk Torrance. 3:08 Draft Day MVL 2014 Drama. Kevin Costner, Jennifer Garner. 4:55 The Iron Lady PG 2011 Biography Drama. Meryl Streep. 6:40 Magic Mike 16LS 2012 Comedy Drama. Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Olivia Munn. 8:30 The Other Boleyn Girl MS 2008 Drama History. Two sisters contend for the affections of King Henry VIII. Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, Eric Bana. 10:25 Limitless MVLS 2011 Thriller. A writer discovers a top secret drug that gives him superhuman abilities. Bradley Cooper, Robert De Niro.

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12:24 Waves 16LC 2019 Drama. 2:36 Zack Snyder’s Justice League – Justice Is Gray 16VL 2021 Action.

Tuesday

12:10 Monster’s Ball 16VLS 2001 Drama. 2:03 We Are Your Friends 16LSC 2015 Drama. 3:38 Sex And The City 16LS 2008 Comedy.

Tuesday

12:30 James Martin’s Islands To Highlands 1:30 Jade Fever PGC 2am Amazing Hotels – Life Beyond The Lobby 3am Big Cat Tales 4am Walking The Thames With Tony Robinson 5am Mysteries At The Museum PGC

SKY SPORt 1 7am L French Top 14 Toulouse v Toulon. From Stade Ernest-Wallon, Toulouse. 9:15 Rugby Championship (HLS) All Blacks v Argentina. From The Gold Coast. 9:30 Currie Cup (HLS) Final – Teams and Venue TBC. 10am Super Rugby Flashbacks (RPL) Crusaders v Blues. Noon Super Rugby Flashbacks (RPL) Hurricanes v Highlanders. 2pm French Top 14 (RPL) Bordeaux v Paris. 4pm Currie Cup (RPL) Final – Teams and Venue TBC. 6:30 Rugby Championship (HLS) 7pm Rugby Championship (HLS) 7:30 French Top 14 Highlights (HLS) 8pm Rugby Nation Mondays 8:30 The Breakdown 9:30 Currie Cup (RPL) Final – Teams and Venue TBC.

Tuesday

Midnight Super Rugby Flashbacks (RPL) Crusaders v Blues. 2am Super Rugby Flashbacks (RPL) Hurricanes v Highlanders. 4am Super Rugby Flashbacks (RPL) Chiefs v Blues.

6:30 Pipi Ma 3 6:35 N Tamaiti Tu 6:45 Takaro Tribe 3 7am Kid’s Kai Kart 3 7:10 Potae Pai 3 7:20 Mahi Pai 3 7:30 Paia 3 7:40 Haati Paati 3 7:50 Tamaki Kura Tuatahi Kapa Haka 8am Korero Mai 3 9am Kitchen Kura 3 9:30 Opaki 3 10am Iwi Anthems 3 10:30 Waiata Anthems 3 11am Tangaroa With Pio 3 11:30 Wairua 3 Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12:30 The New Zealanders 1:30 Oranga Ngakau 3 2:30 Toku Reo 3 2 3:30 Korero Mai 3 4pm Pukana 4:30 Miharo 3 2 5pm Pipi Ma 3 5:05 Tamaiti Tu 3 5:15 Takaro Tribe 3 5:30 Kid’s Kai Kart 3 5:40 Potae Pai 3 5:50 Mahi Pai 3 6pm Paia 3 6:10 Haati Paati 3 6:20 Tamaki Kura Tuatahi Kapa Haka 3 6:30 Te Ao Marama 7pm Haka Ngahau A-Rohe – Tamararo 3 7:30 Princesses 8pm Te Ao With Moana 8:30 M The Devil And Daniel Johnston MCL 2005 Biography Music. Daniel Johnston, manicdepressive genius singer/songwriter/ artist is revealed in a portrait of madness, creativity, and love. Daniel Johnston, Mabel Johnston, Bill Johnston. 10pm Marae 3 2 10:40 Rere Te Whiu 3 11:10 Te Ao Marama 3 11:40 Closedown

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6am Call The Midwife PG 7am The Graham Norton Show ML 7:50 The Bill MVC 8:40 DCI Banks MVLC 10:10 Call The Midwife PG 11:10 Doc Martin PG Noon Midsomer Murders MVC 1:45 The Bill MVC 2:35 New Tricks MVL 3:30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown MLS 4:25 The Graham Norton Show MLS 5:20 Who Do You Think You Are? PG Lulu. 6:25 QI MLS 6:55 EastEnders PG 7:25 QI PG 8pm Would I Lie To You? PG 8:30 Death In Paradise PG Jack and the team are mystified when the TV presenter of a holiday programme is found drowned. 9:35 Luther 16VLC Can Luther protect the innocent while preventing Cornelius’ revenge from consuming him? 10:35 The Trial Of Christine Keeler MLS 11:40 Midsomer Murders MVC

Tuesday

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6:05 How Do They Do It? PG 6:30 How It’s Made PG 6:55 House Hunters Renovation PG 7:45 House Hunters International PG 8:10 House Hunters International PG 8:35 Gold Rush – White Water PG 9:25 Gold Rush – Dave Turin’s Lost Mine PG 10:20 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 11:15 Aussie Mega Mechanics PG 12:10 How It’s Made PG 12:35 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 Expedition Unknown PG Yamashita’s Gold. 2pm Blowing Up History PG Ghosts of Stonehenge. 2:55 Gold Rush PG The Perfect Storm. 4:45 Homestead Rescue PG Volcanos Edge. 5:40 Fast N’ Loud PG 6:35 Aussie Gold Hunters PG 7:30 Aussie Mega Mechanics PG 8:30 Richard Hammond’s Big PG 9:30 Airplane Repo MLC 10:30 Impossible Engineering PG 11:25 Blowing Up History PG

Tuesday

12:15 How It’s Made PG 12:40 How Do They Do It? PG 1:05 Gold Rush PG 2:45 Blowing Up History PG 3:35 Bering Sea Gold PG 4:25 Homestead Rescue PG 5:15 Outback Opal Hunters PG

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Simon Shuker’s Code Cracker 5

Your Stars

ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19): You’re attracted to people and things for a reason, though sometimes not a good one, or at least not good enough to warrant further action. True wisdom is knowing what’s worth pursuing. TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20): You will work up a lot of energy and put it into the thing you desire. Is it industriousness, manifestation or magic? Whatever you call it, it’s a recipe that’s bringing you what you want. GEMINI (May 21-Jun 21): Don’t forget the power of anticipation. The more a person waits for something, the more he or she wants it. A very effective way to hold attention is in the style of a dangling carrot. CANCER (Jun 22-Jul 22): You could give them what they want straight away. Then they will expect that every time. This kind of stability builds trust. Sometimes trust is what’s needed; other times, surprise is the key element. LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22): No one is born knowing how to handle this world and get along with people. All of the behaviours have to be learned. Your open mind and forgiving heart will keep you perpetually learning. VIRGO (Aug 23-Sep 22): There are those who think that only a fool responds to problems without critical thought. What you know is that sometimes, relying on your unthinking response is the wisest move you can make. LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 23): There’s such a thing as too much structure. Uptight scenes could use a playful, disruptive force. Your childlike impulses may surprise them at first but will prove to be a force for good. SCORPIO (Oct 24-Nov 21): Your social instincts are on point. You know when to get serious and when to lighten the mood. Deep connections can be (and often are) made out of a string of lighthearted moments. SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21): Whatever you are going through, you know that others are in the same boat. And still, others are in a sinking ship, envying your boat or seeing it as their rescue. CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19): You are part of the brew, the magic element that makes it sing, in fact. So, the successes of the group are also your successes, and you will do well to celebrate with all the pride of ownership. AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18): Your patience will be tested, if not your temper, but you’ve much more self-control than the forces that bear. People see how well you handle yourself, and you’ll rise in the esteem of a key player. PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20): You’ve a talent for sharing the right thing. You’ll teach someone a skill or value that doesn’t seem like a big deal to you, though it has life-changing potential.

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A bit of light relief and a bouquet T

ime to start the week with some tongue in cheek light relief, courtesy of a reader. It’s called: I got a letter from Nana. Dear Billy The other day I went up to our local Christian bookstore and saw a: “Honk if you love Jesus’’ bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I’d just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did, because what an uplifting experience that followed. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn’t no-

Daryl Holden tice that the light had changed. It’s a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn’t honked, I’d never have noticed. I found that lots of people love Jesus. While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed: “For the love of God. Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, Go!’’ What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus. Then everyone started honking. I just leaned out my

window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love. I saw a guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant. He said it was probably a good luck sign from someone in Australia. Well, I have never met anyone from Australia, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back. My grandson burst out laughing. Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience! A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of

their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but that’s when I noticed the light had changed. So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through the intersection. What a wonderful, uplifting experience.

And another thing… It’s true that the Government’s Covid-19 response and performance hasn’t been faultless, especially around the much-maligned vaccination rollout. But our mortality rate and case numbers have been up with the best anywhere. We should never forget that and right now perhaps it’s time we lightened up on our Cov-

id leaders just a bit, and that includes yours truly. It’s important to recognise that people are doing their best, and there’s no playbook for this. This is new for everyone on the planet, a pandemic like we’ve never experienced before. And in the past few weeks, Health Minister Chris Hipkins and director-general of health Ashley Bloomfield have often looked exhausted, almost sullen at most of the updates. That should be no surprise because I can’t imagine what their days and nights are like, how they are coping under a national spotlight. Yes, they’re paid the big bucks, but they’re also human and doing their best. We should never lose sight of that.

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Black Caps bounce back in Dhaka

Akira Ioane turned in a man of the match performance in the third Bledisloe Cup test in Perth.

Clean sweep

The All Blacks have completed a three-nil of penalties and a conversion. corner after some individual brilliance The Wallabies weren’t able to capital- from man-of-the-match Akira Ioane, sweep of the Wallabies in this year’s Bledisloe Cup series, despite being reduced ise on their numerical superiority, and who beat three players on halfway and they ended up trailing by 18 points at the then drew in the fullback to send Jordan to 14 men in the third test in Perth. They have beaten Australia 38-21 after break, when David Havili scored from a over. leading 18-0 at halftime to move atop the well worked lineout drive on the stroke of Havili then intercepted a wayward AusRugby Championship standings after two halftime. tralian pass to run 70-odd metres to score The All Blacks kept Australia scoreless his second, to the left of the uprights. of six rounds. The All Blacks completed the sweep until the 50th minute, when Wallabies Replacement halfback Nic White without new captain Ardie Savea, grabbed a try back for who along with hooker Codie TayAustralia in the 66th minNic White grabbed a try back for Australia, lor was unable to play any part in ute, before Anton Lienertthe second half after they failed Brown and George Bridge before Anton Lienert-Brown and George head injury assessments at halfscored two great team tries Bridge scored two great team tries to time. for the All Blacks to stretch The Wallabies won 47-26 the last the lead to 38-14. stretch the lead to 38-14. time the two sides met in Perth, Fullback Tom Banks where lock Scott Barrett was red scored a late consolation carded. try for the Wallabies to cut This time around fullback Jordie Barrett hooker Folau Fainga’a crashed over, mo- the deficit to 17 points, that would have was sent off after being deemed to have ments after New Zealand were back to 15 been far greater if it wasn’t for some waykicked Wallabies winger Marika Koroibete men. ward goal kicking from Beauden Barrett Damian McKenzie replaced Jordie Bar- and Damian McKenzie. in the face when he was catching a high rett under a new law being adopted in the ball. The All Blacks and Wallabies will now He was given his marching orders in Rugby Championship. fly across Australia to Queensland, where Lolesio converted the try to give the the remainder of the Rugby Championthe 28th minute, 10 minutes after he had scored New Zealand’s first try, after Wallabies hope at 18-7. ship will be played. That hope quickly evaporated when the a clever grubber kick from older brother Gold Coast will host a double-header All Blacks scored two tries in six minutes next Sunday, with the All Blacks to play Beauden Barrett. The All Blacks led 13-0 at the time, with to take a 28-7 lead. Argentina before the Wallabies square off Beauden Barrett having kicked a couple Will Jordan scored the first in the right against the world champion Springboks.

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The Black Caps have beaten Bangladesh by 52 runs in the third T20 international in Dhaka. Bangladesh lead the five match series 2-1. After winning the toss and deciding to bat first New Zealand made 128 for five. The top order all scored runs with Finn Allen making 15, Rachin Ravindra 20 and Will Young 20, while the tourists finished their innings strongly with Henry Nicholls unbeaten on 36 and Tom Blundell unbeaten on 30. In reply the homeside was bowled out for just 76 with Ajaz Patel taking four wickets and fellow spinner Cole McConchie three. Patel was named man of the match. “As a spinner you thrive on conditions like this, and you have to take a bit of responsibility in these conditions to try and make sure that you can do something for your team,” Patel said. “It was nice to get a few up top, and I thought all of our bowlers bowled brilliantly. I thought we bowled really well as a collective all together and our spinners did a great job.” Captain Tom Latham was happy with the way his side responded after losing the first two games. “It was obviously a really good performance, the way we were able to build partnerships with the bat, even though we lost quite a few wickets up front. “Henry Nicholls and Tom Blundell were able to build a partnership and get us to probably a par score. “Then obviously the job the bowlers did with the ball and the powerplay to take wickets up front, we knew it was going to be tough towards the back end, and the bowlers did a fantastic job. “So, pleasing to take the learnings from game one and two and bring it into this game.” Game four is on Wednesday.

Ajaz Patel

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Warriors save the worst till last

More time under their own posts for the Warriors.

The Warriors crashed to a new low on Sunday, held scoreless for the first time this season. Already out of top eight contention, they have succumbed to their heaviest defeat of 2021, going down 44-0 to the Titans in their final round match on the Gold Coast. It is the Titans’ biggest ever win in the NRL. The Warriors turned in an error-strewn first 40 minutes to trail 16-0 at the break, before the match descended into farce in the second half. They were forced to play with 10 men after Jazz Tevaga, Matt Lodge and Kane Evans were sent to the sin bin when tempers boiled over. The result secures Gold Coast the final

place in the top eight for the first time in five years, at the expense of the Cronulla Sharks. The Titans will face the Roosters in the first week of the finals. The Warriors should have scored just 60 seconds into the match, but second-rower Euan Aitken spilled the ball over the line. That was the closest they got to crossing the line in the first half as they frequently coughed up possession, completing just 10 of their 17 sets. The Titans took full advantage, with fullback Jayden Campbell, hooker Mitch Rein and interchange back-rower David Fifita all scoring tries to give the Gold

Coast a 16-0 halftime lead. They needed to win by 11 or more to claim eighth place. Fifita scored his second try just two minutes into the second half to extend the lead to 22 points and stamp out any hope of a Warriors’ comeback. It was his 17th try of the season. Tempers then flared in the second half with Tevaga, Lodge and Evans sin-binned after two melees in as many minutes. Titans front-rower Jarrod Wallace was also binned for escalating the second scuffle. Titans front-rower Moeaki Fotuaika dotted down for their eighth unanswered try in the 79th minute.

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Mid Canterbury’s horse and dog racing action

Flirting with authority Matt Markham John Hay is quite happy to have been proven wrong by his latest acquisition, Adieu Flirt. Asked by former Mid Canterbury trainer, Graham Bond, to take on the nearly 80-start mare a few months ago, he’d hoped they might have been able to eke out a win of her as she approaches what should be the twilight days of her racing career. Now he’s faced with the quite nice dilemma of having lined the mare up three times from his stable, and all three occasions have netted victories – the most recent on Friday night at Addington in a very good grade of pacing mares. “It’s been a bit of a surprise,” he said. “You don’t get horses that have had that many starts and expect them to come out and win them in a row, but that’s what she’s done. It’s never happened to me before, that’s for sure.” After beginning her career with Bond in Mid Canterbury, Adieu Flirt found her way to the North Island, where she raced for a number of seasons in the stable of Jay Abernethy. With her owner due to head back to Perth at some point in the near future, Hay was approached to take over the training, and he decided to take a stab in the dark and see what happened. “She’d had five or six weeks off before she got here, so we just worked her up slowly and every day she changed, around the stables she’s now just the nicest horses to do anything with, which makes it even easier.” She won first-up in August for his stable – a surprise considering she hadn’t had a trial or a workout. “Her work at home had been great, but they kept cancelling the trials here at Ashburton, so we went to the races instead and

John Hay grabs three-from-three with new acquisition

SHORT & SHARP

Methven at Methven

In a surprise move from Harness Racing New Zealand, irrelevant of what Alert Level the rest of New Zealand finds itself in this weekend, the Methven Trotting Club will get to race at their home venue. HRNZ confirmed publicly over the weekend that the first grass track meeting of the new season would indeed be held at the Methven venue, and not at Addington Raceway as first thought.

Opportunity taken Rakaia horseman Gerard O’Reilly made the most of his first steer on classy trotting mare Vacation Hill on Friday night to win the Basil Dean Trotting Free-For-All, downing outstanding trotter Sundees Son in the process. O’Reilly, who is now doing the bulk of the driving for astute horseman Kevin Townley, has picked up the drive this season, and with a sweet run in transit on Friday, burst up the passing lane to win impressively.