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They call it the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin I’m trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep. - Jim Loy
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I’d be a college graduate today. - George Foreman
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Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You’ll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you. -Ray Romano
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I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway
B A LT I M O R E J E W I S H H O M E . C O M
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The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.– Wilson Mizener Why is the inability to sleep called insomnia and not resisting a rest? - Unknown
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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. -George Carlin
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There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it. - Mindy Kaling I’ve stayed up all night trying to remember if I have amnesia or insomnia. – Unknown
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Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. – JoJo Jensen
Terri Guillemets
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A day without a nap is like a cupcake without frosting. -
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Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives. - William Charles Dement
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I hate when my foot falls asleep during the day because I know it will be up all night. - Steven
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You Gotta be Kidding Me! A man walks to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” says the police officer guarding the burglar. “No, no, no!” says the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”
