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We’re looking for your funniest caption for the “Bartoon” shown here. BARTENDER® will send $200 for the one that we think beats the rest. We’re looking forward to seeing what you come up with! Email to info@bartender.com, see bartender.com /mixologist.com or mail to: BARTENDER® Magazine Box 691302, Vero Beach, FL 32969 Please include your email
SUMMER 2022
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THE WINNING CAPTION FROM OUR LAST ISSUE
Shooters Jokes
“The Job posting autocorrected to Beartender, and suddenly I was the only qualified candidate.” —Phil Ardaugh, Joliet, IL
RUNNERS UP “Of Course I went to Beartender School.” —Richard Marcil Michigan
“So I said to the health inspector, Bear-feet? What's wrong with bear-feet.” —Bob Roach Grimsby, Ontario Canada
“Here's a little boost for your high-bernation.” —Carol Lasky, Cahoots Boston, MA
“Here at The Den, we add a Hint of Honey to the Hops. Makes you feel warm and fuzzy” —Veronica Marcum Myrtle Beach, SC
“Honey bourbon, please. Extra honey. Uhhh, actually save the bourbon. But extra, extra, extra honey!” —Daniel Helming Whitemarsh, PA ...and the several we received:
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