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LAST CALL

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WE NEED YOUR BEST CAPTION!

The winner will be announced in the next issue of BARTENDER® .

We’re looking for your funniest

caption for the “Bartoon” shown here. BARTENDER® will send $200 for the one that we think beats the rest. We’re looking forward to seeing what you come up with!

Email to info@bartender.com, see bartender.com /mixologist.com or mail to: BARTENDER® Magazine Box 691302, Vero Beach, FL 32969 Please include your email

THE WINNING CAPTION FROM OUR LAST ISSUE

“The Job posting autocorrected to Beartender, and suddenly I was the only qualified candidate.”

—Phil Ardaugh, Joliet, IL The next issue of BARTENDER®:

SUMMER 2022

Do you have an inventive and resourceful idea to share with BARTENDER® readers? Send to info@bartender.com

Remember, always keep these coming: Signature Cocktails Creative Cocktails

Shooters

Jokes

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RUNNERS UP

“Of Course I went to Beartender School.” —Richard Marcil Michigan “Here's a little boost for your high-bernation.” —Carol Lasky, Cahoots Boston, MA

“So I said to the health inspector, Bear-feet? What's wrong with bear-feet.” —Bob Roach Grimsby, Ontario Canada “Here at The Den, we add a Hint of Honey to the Hops. Makes you feel warm and fuzzy” —Veronica Marcum Myrtle Beach, SC

Thank you to all who entered. Try this issue’s contest! “Honey bourbon, please. Extra honey. Uhhh, actually save the bourbon. But extra, extra, extra honey!” —Daniel Helming Whitemarsh, PA

...and the several we received:

➻ "Last Call until Spring. ➻ Hate to be the Bearer of bad news, but it's last call.

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