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MARY BERRY LIGHTS UP BATH TRAINING DRAGONS CRESSIDA COWELL BOOTYLICIOUS FOOTWEAR

THE GREAT BATH FEAST 48 pages of lifestyle food home music theatre ямБlm art tv

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INSIDE

17 Chick Flic

6 Health & Beauty

19 Days Out

Keep those wrinkles at bay with top tips from expert dermatologist Dr Howard Murad

8 Homes

Get crafty with The Makery and find cheap and easy ways to give your home a facelift

10 Food & Drink

Find out about the Bath Chronicle’s special Meet the Chef Supper Club event to be held during the Great Bath Feast

14 Recipe

Cook up a stunning cockle linguine with Jamie Oliver

36 Books

Food & Drink

Thursday, September 26

4 Fashion

Get booty-licious with new boot brand Seven Boot Lane

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Meet our new columnist Flic Everett 10 great things to do in and around Bath this week

24 Mary Berry

Flora Thompson talks to Queen of Cakes Mary Berry

26 Theatre

Sandy Toksvig come to Bath Theatre Royal with her new show

30 Music

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Meet Bath’s band of brothers The Family Rain

35 – Arts

Three local artists will be holding an expo in lovely Bradford-on -Avon

36 Books

Cressida Cowell talks training dragons ahead of her appearance at the Bath Children’s Literature Festival this weekend

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39 Film

Find out about the special event that will launch this year’s Bath Film Festival

40 TV

What’s on the box this week

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ello and welcome to the very first issue of The Weekend. Every week the pages will be packed with the very best in fashion, beauty, homes and gardens and local food and drink, as well as theatre, music, art, films and books and celebrity interviews.

This week we are especially thrilled to be able to exclusively reveal that Mary Berry will be turning on the Bath Christmas lights.

Bath is a city brimming with creativity

EDITORIAL and talent I hope The Weekend will inspire you to get out and about and get involved in all the great things going on every day, as well whether that’s going to the theatre, trying a new restaurant or joining in events like the Great Bath Feast.

We think The Weekend will soon become your indispensable guide to what’s going on in the city.

And remember - the weekend starts on Thursday!

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These boots were made for walking

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hatever the season a stylish but comfortable pair of boots is an invaluable part of every woman’s wardrobe. And Somerset boot brand, Seven Boot Lane, may only have had their creations on the market since June, but they are already building up a loyal following.

The company, which opened its first store in Milsom Place in Bath in August was launched by husband and wife team Sebastian and Mais Edwards.

It is not however Sebastian’s first foray into the world of footwear.

For 15 years he worked for well known High Street brand Clarks and now he heads up the design side of the operation, while Mais brings expertise in PR and Marketing, which has helped

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propel the brand into the limelight.

Sebastian said:“I have an absolute passion for women’s boots. I love designing them, making them and seeing how they hold a kind of superior status in a woman’s wardrobe.

“We combine this passion with a very clear understanding of our target consumer, and serve up the brand with a faultless personal service that makes people feel special.”

All the boots are handmade in a family-run factory in Spain with decades of experience in producing high quality footwear.

“I work very closely with the craftsment at the factory to produce the boots,” said Sebastian. “We are constantly exploring and innovating in order to produce beautiful boots that will stand the test of time both in terms of quality and design. We are very hands on

and the collection tends to evolve as we work with the team in Spain.

“Seven Boot Lane boots are very wearable. We recognise that people are spending a reasonable amount of money so we want to create something that they can wear day in day out and know that they will be comfortable and stylish.

“We are a trend-led brand who pride ourselves on creating boots that we know our customers will love to wear.

“When building the collection we ensure that we have key boot profiles covered: bikers, chelseas, cuban ankle boots, riding boots etc.

“For Autumn/Winter 13 we explored the fusion of Western and biker styling, creating really feminine shapes that have a little bit of attitude to them.

“Annie is currently our most popular boot. It’s unique and encapsulates everything the brand stands for –

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timeless and wearable but with a touch of individuality.

“We love the fusion of country and rock and roll that the Annie boot has.

“We have two seasons a year – Autumn/Winter and Spring/Summer, but we do tend to add the odd style or colour here and there if we have a great idea and can’t wait.

“Many of our styles will carry across the collections but we will change the colours, or the studs and buckles or the finish on the leather to create a new look for that season.”

The Spring/Summer collection will start being introduced in the next few months and Sebastian has already started working on the designs for Autumn/Winter 2014.

Mais said: “We spend a good deal of time planning our collection to ensure it’s commercial for our customers as well as exciting.

“Once the initial design briefs and drawings are finished we spend a few weeks each season in Spain, trying out the designs and experimenting with new leathers and finishes.

“The factory then produce rounds of samples until we are 100 per cent happy with the boots. Finally we tweak finishes and decide on colour palettes.

“The final samples are then made by hand and we use these for sales, photography, PR and marketing.

“We sell wholesale to customers five or six months before delivering boots, so we

have to wait a long time before we see them in shops!”

As well as their store in Bath, Seven Boot Lane boots are sold in independent shops across the country, and from the website.

But despite the growing market and fanbase for the products, at least partly due to recent coverage in big name glossy magazines like Cosmopolitan, Mais and Sebastian are keen to ensure that Seven Boot Lane remains a boutique brand.

“It’s a difficult balancing act,” said Sebastian.

“But part of what people like about us is that element of exclusivity. When they buy a pair of boots they know that they aren’t going to see thousands of other people wearing the same thing.

“There are enough big, over-distributed labels out there and many people prefer to build a relationship with smaller boutique brands like ours.

“We only make small quantities of our boots, so people know they are getting something special.

“It’s also really important to our customer to be wearing a boot that has been made by hand, with love, in a small factory where things are still made the old way, by craftsmen.

“I expect our collection to evolve gradually with long term trends but always be true to our philosophy: beautiful boots that are easy to wear from a brand that is easy to love.”

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Keep young and beautiful

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here’s no magic way to stop the signs of ageing, but expert dermatologist and pharmacist, Dr Howard Murad has some tips to keep your skin looking youthful.

■ Identify if you’re ageing genetically, environmentally or hormonally and treat your skin with products specific to your concerns.

“If your skin is thinner, prone to breakouts, sensitive/dry around the eyes and you’re approaching or going through menopause, you’re probably experiencing Hormonal Ageing. This is when oestrogen levels decline. Look for ingredients in products like phytoestrogens, AHAs and shea butter to hydrate and stimulate cell renewal.

Include more soy, wild yam and broccoli into your diet which are natural, plant-based estrogens.

Look for products that contain hyaluronic acid to reduce the appearance of fine lines and dried plum extract for a youthful glow.

If you’re seeing pigmentation, a rougher, drier texture, dark circles around the eyes and have spent quite a lot of time in the sun you are most likely experiencing Environmental Ageing. This is often caused by excessive sun exposure, pollution, smoking, stress, poor diet and alcohol intake. Look for products with Vitamin C to brighten your complexion and

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help reduce pigmentation.”

■ Eat your water!

Replace one glass of water a day with eating a raw fruit or vegetable for healthier, younger-looking skin “As we age, our cells lose water.

When we are babies, approximately 75% of our body is water. And think how plump and smooth a baby’s skin is! By the time we reach middle age, our body’s water content can be as low as 50%. And unfortunately skin ‘withers’ and ages alongside the declining cell water content. “ Eating foods that are rich in structured water, especially raw fruits and vegetables, will not only help your body hold onto water longer, you’ll get the added boost of important antioxidants, fibre and other nutrients.”

■ Always wear sunscreen.

“Don’t ruin gorgeous skin by skipping this simple step. Regardless of the time of year, weather, or your skin type, you are exposed everyday to environmental aggressors and need protection.

Remember to use a sunscreen that provides broad spectrum UVA/UVB protection.”

■ Exfoliate!

“Dull, lacklustre skin can make you look older than you really are.

Dullness is usually a result of a build-up of dead skin cells on your face. Exfoliation lifts the dulling film of dead skin from your skin to give you a fresh

and more youthful looking complexion.”

■ Get a good night’s rest!

“Getting deep sleep is one of the best things you can do for your skin and your health. Sleep isn’t just about waking well rested, sleep has important therapeutic benefits – it may be one of your body’s most productive times for repairing every system in your body, including skin which is your largest system – and the one that displays the most dramatic signs of sleep deprivation” ■ Eat foods high in nutrients.

“Snack on nutritionally dense foods, like walnuts, to get cell-hydrating omega-3 fatty acids for healthy, glowing skin. Keeping these foods on-hand will keep you from grabbing less healthy options.”

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Fabulous fabrics

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hile stitching and knitting might have once been seen as something for the older generations, thanks to the likes of Gok Wan and The Great British Sewing Bee, getting crafty is cool again.

And Kate Smith, co-owner of the Makery in Bath, is on a mission to share her love of all things creative.

“Sewing isn’t on the curriculum in schools any more and I think it’s so sad,” she said. “People want to learn but they just don’t know how.”

From the Walcot Street workroom, the Makery runs all kinds of workshops from beginners’ sewing lessons to upholstery sessions.

And Kate is keen to stress that there are classes even for the most novice seamstresses: “The whole point of the Makery is to make these

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creative skills as accessible to as many people as possible. We make sure there’s always something for people that don’t have a clue.

“The workshops can actually be a really powerful experience. People come along and want to make something lovely but not really expecting to be able to make something they are particularly proud of. Then they are amazed by what they produce and the lift in their confidence is amazing.

“We make sure that the workshops are quite short, and you make something that is pretty and useful and people walk out feeling like they have made something really special.

“People get really worried in case they do something wrong but it doesn’t matter. I always compare it to when you are typing a letter. How many time to do you press delete?

But it doesn’t matter – when it’s

finished no one knows.

“It’s the same with sewing, it doesn’t matter if you have to go back and unpick something. At the end you will have something lovely and no one can tell how many times it went wrong.”

Kate, and her husband Nigel launched the Makery four years ago, quitting their life in London and their high-powered jobs to follow a dream.

“We went travelling for a year, and got married,” said Kate. “And we decided we didn’t want to be in London and we wanted to have a family and work for ourselves. We did a year’s worth of research and talked a lot about what makes us happy.

“Since I was tiny I have made things and taught other people to make things and when I lived in London I had a stall on Portobello where I sold things I had made and there was a movement starting of people wanting

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to make things themselves. ”When we looked at it, it seemed obvious that this was something we should do. All the signs were there.”

So the couple opened the Makery on Walcot Street in time for Christmas in 2009 and the business has gone from strength to strength, with the workshops attracting people from up and down the country.

Just a year later they opened a shop in Northumberland Place, selling crafty materials to complement the workshops.

“The whole craft movement has had a lot of coverage in recent years,” said Kate.

“There’s been a boom in the ‘make do and mend’ mentality off the back of the recession and making things yourself really can save you money.

“You could make four pairs of curtains for the same price as getting someone else to make one for you. The trend at the moment is for people to want things that aren’t like everyone else’s. They want their possessions to have a story and be individual.”

And Kate and Nigel haven’t stopped there.

This month the Makery’s first book is released, filled with 30

creative projects for people to do at home, and there are also Makeaway craft kit bags in the pipeline.

There are also plans to expand into bigger premises in the centre of the city to bring both elements of the business together in one place.

“I’m really excited about the book,” said Kate. “It’s even being translated into Spanish! It was like the dream school project for me. It took a really long time but I loved it and it was worth it. Each page has a photo and a little introduction with a story behind the project.

“Moving will be really exciting too. We want coming to a workshop to be much more of an experience and for people to feel like they are indulging themselves.

“The shop will have a bit of community area with details about other local stuff that is going on, and there will be an area with sewing machines so you can come along and rent a sewing machine for £5 an hour. I’m really looking forward to it!”

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he Great Bath Feast begins next week, with a whole month of delicious delights in store all across the city.

The Bath Chronicle is joining in the festivities with a special Meet the Chef Supper Club event to be held at the Kilted Chef in Kingsmead Square on October 31.

Not only will diners have the chance to enjoy a fabulous five course meal prepared especially for the occasion by head chef Dougie Bonar, but they will also have the chance to meet the man himself and ask him questions about his food and his culinary career.

To create the menu Dougie has drawn influence from his Scottish heritage and combined it with some of the finest produce the South West has to offer.

He said: “I really wanted to create a menu to draw Scotland and the South West together and showcase some of the best produce from each region. There are some fantastic things made in this part of the world like cheese. And the pork is wonderful – it is so soft. If you cook it properly it is a lovely meat.

“But then the meat from Scotland, like beef and vension is superb. We get most of our fish from Cornwall, but the salmon comes from Scotland.”

Dougie describes his food as “classic flavours with a modern twist.”

He said: “I am classically trained and I very much believe that if certain combinations of flavours have been being put together for years then that’s probably for a very good reason. You have to watch what you are doing. If you come out of the box too much then you start messing with things that shouldn’t be messed with.

“Sometimes I look at a menu and think

that some of the combinations look ridiculous, and then you taste it and they taste ridiculous too. What you put on a plate has to complement each other and not just look good. People have to enjoy eating what we serve.”

But Dougie’s food doesn’t just taste good, it looks fabulous too.

“Someone said to me the other day that they had never been in a restaurant with so many people taking pictures of their food,” he said.

High class cooking has been in Dougie’s family for generations. For many years his Great Grandmother was the pastry cook to the Queen Mother at Glamis Castle near Dundee, and Dougie has achieved many accolades in his own right. He won the Scottish Young Chef of the Year Award in 1984 and went on to start his own very successful restaurant in Edinburgh, Bonars Restaurant, which won Best Restaurant Newcomer in Scotland and gained 2 AA Rosettes and Dougie even cooked for Princess Anne twice whilst at Bonars. His family brought Dougie down south and he worked at the Clifton Club in Bristol before launching the Kilted Chef a year ago.

“Coming to Bath was a great move for me,” he said. “I think my style of food suits Bath and I want to just keep building on the Kilted Chef’s great reputation.”

Tickets for the Bath Chronicle’s Meet the Chef Supper Club cost £60 per person. A matching wine flight will be available for £25 a person, and dietary requirements can be catered for if notified in advance.

Tickets for this event will be strictly limited. To find out more details and how to buy tickets call 01225 322224 or email e.dance@bathchron.co.uk.

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ith autumn just around the corner and the colder weather starting to set in, the coming months are all about embracing delicious, hearty dishes that make you feel like you’re getting a great big, comforting hug.

Since starting Jamie’s Italian, we’ve always made sure our menu reflects just that, with every dish like an old friend you love spending time with and can go back to again and again. While beautiful, rustic Italian dishes are at the

heart of what we do, changing our menus seasonally to celebrate all that incredible British produce out there is just as important and with autumn nearly here, we’re working on a lovely new menu.

Jam-packed with super tasty, bang in season dishes, it’s guaranteed to leave you with that warm feeling inside, come and check it out.

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Under new ownership Nick, Karen and the team welcome you to The Bell Inn, a historic 16th Century Grade II listed family run village pub. Boasting a host of period features in the bar, restaurant and The Barn function room. Come and join us for lunch, dinner or just a quiet drink & soak up our country atmosphere.

Lunchtime Meal Deal Wednesday to Friday from 12 - 2.15 ÂŁ9.95 for 2 courses or ÂŁ12.95 for 3 courses

Christmas Menus now available Book early to avoid disappointment.

Call 01373 462956 now to book or email enquiries@bellatbuckland.com

Well stocked bar offering a range of well kept, traditional hand pulled cask ales.

Family run traditional village inn and restaurant offering good ales, quality food and so much more. Exciting new menu produced by our talented new chef using the ďŹ nest fresh, seasonal and locally sourced produce Campsite, Weddings, Private Dining, Bar, Restaurant, Boules Court, Function Room The Bell Inn, Buckland Dinham, Frome, Somerset BA11 2QT www.bellatbuckland.com

Butcombe Bitter is our permanent local ale accompanied by a varied selection of special guest ales

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kh z v|{ 10 to do this week ■ Discover talented local artists on the Peacock Arts Trail around Corsham and the surrounding villages. The trail runs from September 28 to October 6. Visit www.peacockartstrail.co.uk.

■ Kick off the Great Bath Feast by trying your hand at Foccacia making at Carluccio’s in Milsom Place on Tuesday, s at 5.30pm, tickets £30. For more information about the Great Bath Feast events visit www.greatbathfeast.co.uk.

■ It will be an old-boys’ reunion when Bath Rugby’s Jonathan Joseph, David Sisi and Anthony Watson take on former club London Irish at The Rec on Saturday (3pm). Call 0844 448 1865 for ticket news.

■ The Love Food Festival returns to Dyrham on Sunday with plenty of mouth-watering local produce to try and buy. Free entry to festival based in car park.

Today Antiquity Dr Anton Powell, Sparta: Boarding school of evil genius, 7.30pm. BRLSI, Queen Square, Bath

Babbling Babies Barnardo’s course for parents and babies aged 6-18 months, 10.30-11.30am. Corsham Regis Primary School. 01249 716254

Join Languages United 7th Birthday Celebrations Meet teachers, reunited with fellow students, 5.30-7.30pm. 66 Walcot Street, Bath

Golden Oldies 10.30-11.30am. Carrswood Day Centre, Cleeve Green, Twerton, Bath

Bath Bridge Club Duplicate Bridge with Masterpoints, start 7.15pm.

Football Club Rooms, Twerton High Street, Bath. 01225 310326

The Historical Association Bath Branch The Birth of a Peculiar People: Methodism and the Eighteenth-Century Crisis of Faith and Society, 7.30pm.

Friends Meeting House, York Street, Bath

Box Moonrakers Club Beetle drive, 2.15pm. Methodist Church, Box

Mayor of Bath’s Guides Free one hour walking tour from Visitor Information Centre to Holburne Museum, 11am

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■ Bath based homeless charity Julian House is inviting the public to join them on the Circuit of Bath Walk on Sunday.

Although the whole route is 20 miles, participants can choose to do anything between 2 -20 miles, thanks to a shuttle bus service that runs between the 5 checkpoints. For further information call Cathy on 01225 354656 ■ Bestselling author Tracy Chevalier (Girl with a Pearl Earring) will talk about her latest book, The Last Runaway, the tale of an English Quaker who emigrates to Ohio during the 19th Century, at the American Museum this evening. Tickets £7 or £5 for members.

■ A celebration of traditional British dance comes to Bath on Saturday. Short performances will take place from 11am on Kingston Parade, Union Street (outside WH Smith), bottom of Milsom Street and Orange Grove and culminate in a massed dance in Kingston Parade, from 2pm to 3pm.

■ Raves from the Grave in Widcombe is celebrating its first birthday with a week of musical events kicking off on Monday.

Mr Wilkins’ Shilling Women’s Northwest Morris 8-10pm. Methodist Church Hall, Northend, Batheaston. 01225 869086

Bath Good Afternoon Choir No auditions, everyone welcome, 2-4pm. Argyle Hall, Central URC, Grove Street, Bath. £2.85

Daytime Singing Group Learn songs from around the globe, 11am-12.30pm. Rush Hill United Reformed Church, Frome Road, Odd Down, Bath.

07592 016878

Rubber Bridge (ACOL) 2-6pm hosted by Dennis Bernard in Weston. Stake 50p a hundred. 01225 484523

Knit Club at Great British Yarns All knitters welcome. 7-9pm.

Unit 9, Brassmill Enterprise Centre, Brassmill Lane, Bath 01225 462776

Songways Community Choir 10am-noon, term time. Argyle Hall, Central URC, Grove Street, Bath. £8. www.songways.co.uk

Bath Spa Band Rehearsals 8-10pm. Elim Pentecostal Church, Charlotte Street, Bath

Twerton Big Sing Carrswood Day Centre, Cleeve Green. 10.30-11.30am

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■ It’s the last chance to catch Shakespeare’s Globe Theatre’s production of Henry VI which runs at the Theatre Royal until Saturday.

■ Tom Fletcher and Dougie Poynter from McFly will be at the The Telegraph Bath Children’s Literature Festival on Thursday, October 3 to talk about their book The Dinosaur that Pooped a Planet. The talk takes place at 5pm at the Guildhall and tickets cost £6.

Parish Council led Footpath Walk

Cotswold Voluntary Wardens Walk

2pm. Contact Parish Clerk for details 01225 742356. Meet recreation car park

St Catherine’s Valley, 5 hours, 8 miles. Start 10am at lay-by off the A420 west of Marshfield

Macmillan Coffee Morning

Cotswold Voluntary Wardens Walk

10am-noon. The Good Shepherd Hall, Batheaston

Horton Walking Festival, Figure of Eight Route, Start at Horton Community Centre, 10am or 2pm

Bradford on Avon Farmers and Artisan Market

Adelard Book Launch Book launch of Louise Cochrane’s Adelard of Bath, 6pm. BRLSI, Queen Square, Bath

A Golf Day at Lansdown Golf Club Entry £200 per team of four and includes lunch. Proceeds to Mentoring Plus. Lansdown Golf Club, Bath

Golden Oldies 2.30-3.30pm. Swainswick Gardens Community Room, Swainswick Gardens, Larkhall, Bath

Rubber Bridge (ACOL) Hosted by Dennis Bernard, stake 50p a hundred, 2-6pm.

01225 484523

Saturday Jumble Sale 2pm. Raising funds for basic sanitation in India. Freshford Memorial Hall, Freshford

Guided Dog Walk

Inaugural Fund Raising Event by BRLSI A lecture on the subject of the Duncan Brothers, 3pm. BRLSI, Queen Square, Bath

Free Reflexology 11.30am-4pm. Bath Sports and Leisure Centre, North Parade Road, Bath

Bath Organic Community Garden 10am-1pm. Royal Victoria Park, Bath. 01225 311699

Nature Club/Daycare Activities for 8’s and over, 10am-4pm. Carlingcott, nr Peasedown. 07595034383

Bath Saturday Antiques Flea Market

Join the Park Ranger for a guided dog walk, 10.30am-12.30pm. Dyrham Park. 0117 9371333

Antiques, collectibles and vintage clothes, 7.30am-5.30pm.

Walcot St, Bath

Bath Northwest Morris Dancers Mr Wilkins Shilling 25th Anniversary

9am-4pm including Baths Farmers’ Market 9am-1.30pm.

Green Park Station, Bath

Venues around Bath City Centre, between 11am & 2pm, with a mass dance between 2pm & 3pm in Kingston Parade, Bath

Green Park Market

Sunday Love Food Festival Local produce to try and buy, 10.30am-4pm. Dyrham Park

10am-2pm. Lamb Yard, Bradford on Avon

Bath BA (Vintage & Antiques) Market Over 60 specially hand-picked stalls, 9.30am-4pm. Green Park Station, Bath

Dry Arch Growers Bathampton Community co-op producing food for the local area. Volunteers required, 11am-4pm. Holcombe Lane, Bathampton. 07972 564641

Quiz Night Cross Keys, Midford Road, Bath 8pm. In aid of Dorothy House

Bath Cycling Club Avebury National Trust, 8.30am.

Starts from Cleveland Bridge, aim to return by 1-1.30pm.

01225 426467 or 07944550933

Monday Bath Family History Group Andrew Swift, Bath and the First World War, 7.30pm. BRLSI, Queen Square, Bath

The Black Fish Speaking Tour 7pm. BRLSI, Queen Square, Bath

Barnardo’s Playmobile Free fun for under-5s, 10-11.30am. Neston Memorial Hall. 01249 716254

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The walk There is so much in Nunney to catch the eye that a visit to this Somerset village alone could easily fill half a day.

The ruinous castle – the result of a pounding in the Civil War – has an atmosphere all of its own, whilst the church can boast the proud Dalameres, a group of five medieval figures of knights and their ladies tucked away behind the organ.

When combined with this delightful walk that takes in the wooded Nunney Combe, watered by the Nunney Brook, a visit to the village could well fill the best part of a day.

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Masonic Museum Guided tours, also on Wed and Thurs, 11am or 2.30pm. Sat 2.30pm only. 12 Old Orchard Street, Bath. 01225 462233

2nd Bath Girls Brigade Meet every Monday, 6.30-8pm.

The Ascension Church, Oldfield Park, Bath. 01761 416515

Bath Spa Band Rehearsals 8-10pm. Elim Pentecostal Church, Charlotte Street, Bath

Bath Petanque/Boule Club 6pm till dusk. Alexandra Park, Bath. All welcome

Social Bridge 1.30 for 1.45pm. Museum of Bath at Work, Julian Road, Bath.

01225 310232

Bradford Bridge Club 7-10pm. The Swan Hotel, Bradford on Avon. 01225 865669 or 01225 863072

Sing & Smile Creative Links Singing Group Sing songs and gain confidence, 2-4pm. United Reformed Church, Grove Street, Bath.

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Tuesday Philosophy Dr Christian Jarrett, Great Myths of the Brain, 7.30pm. BRLSI, Queen Square, Bath

Full of Life - Part of UN’s International Older People’s Day Music, displays and exhibitions.

St John’s Hospital 01225 486403

Monthly deafPLUS Activity Club 2-4pm. deafPLUS/visionPLUS, Green Park Station, Bath

Bath All Comers Orchestra

01225 462965

Rehearsals 7-9pm. Monkton Combe Prep School, Bath.

01225 310455

7.15pm. Bath Football Club Rooms, Twerton High Street, Bath. 01225 310326

Meditation on Twin Hearts

Wednesday

7.45-9pm. Funky Monkey Studio, 18 St Peters Terrace, Lower Bristol Road, Bath. 07516 500 569

BiPolar Uk - Bath Meeting

Sakya Buddhist Group Bath 8pm. The Museum of Bath at Work, Julian Road, Bath

Quilting Bee

Arthritis Care Support Group

noon-4pm. American Museum, Claverton Down, Bath

11am-1pm. Hillside Hall, Oldfield Park, Bath. 01225 471070

Sing Alive Community Choir

Golden Oldies 2-3pm. Garraway Club, Worcester Buildings, Larkhall, Bath

Soft Play for Under-5s Barnardo’s session, 1.30-2.30pm.

Springfield Leisure Centre, Corsham. 01249 716254

Build A Dream Self Build Association Talk My pension turned into my self build project, 7.30pm. The Huntsman, (upstairs function room), Terrace Walk, Bath

10am-noon (term time). United Reform Church, Bradford on Avon.

Bath Organic Community Garden 10am-1pm. Victoria Park, Bath.

01225 311699

Art Group Age UK B&NES 10am-noon. St Michaels Centre, St Michaels Place, Bath. £1.50 per session. 01225 484510

Bridge Club 1.15-4.30pm. Village Hall, Bathampton. £1 per session.

Bath Bridge Club

start. Bath Football Club Rooms, Twerton High Street, Bath

Social Duplicate Bridge 7.15pm. Randalls (Bath City FC) Twerton Park, Bath. All welcome, visitors table money is £4

Bradford Bridge Club

12.30-2.30pm. United Reform Church, Grove Street, Bath.

0845 434769

7-10pm. The Swan Hotel, Bradford on Avon. 01225 865669/863072

Oldfield Park Community Knitting Group

Boules/Petanque

10am-noon. Upper Room above the Office at Ascension Church, Oldfield Park, Bath

SouthGate TG Cheese making in Bath, speaker Graham Padfield, 10.15am.

Manvers Street Baptist Church, Bath. 01225 405267

New Mum’s Group Free course for new parents, 1-2pm. Barnardo’s Children’s Centre, Kings Avenue, Corsham.

01249 716254

Age UK Bath & NE Somerset Computer Classes For Beginners, 10am & 11am. £12 for a 4 week course. In central Bath. 01225 484510

Bath Bridge Club Two afternoon sessions, 1.40pm

11am to 1pm Queen Square.

Just turn up and play

Whist Drive 7-9pm, £2 including a raffle, Weston Parish Hall, Weston Village, Bath

Knit Club at Great British Yarns 10.30am-12.30pm. Unit 9, Brassmill Enterprise Centre, Brassmill Lane, Bath. 01225 462776

Greensprouts Parent and Toddler Session C 10am-noon. Laurel Farm, Carlingcott, nr Peasedown. £3 a session. 01761 420204

Bath Welcome Choir 7.45-9.30pm. Upper Hall, Culverhay, Bath. £2.85

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ndurance cyclist Ben Rockett, 26, described what it feels like to cycle the length of the country and back again. Bath-based Mr Rockett was the guest speaker at the Bath Chronicle’s latest Get Fit For Business Event co-hosted by Withy King and Geometry PR. In 2010 Mr Rockett beat the World Record for cycling from Lands End to John O’Groats and back again, known as LEJOGLE, taking just five days, 21 hours

and eight minutes to cycle the 1,781-mile round trip.

The University of Bath graduate, who is now a research psychologist, is now preparing for his next challenge – a 150mile cycle across Baffin Island in the Arctic where he will have to contend with snow, ice and sub-zero temperatures.

For his latest challenge, which will raise money for Action for Children, Mr Rockett is receiving arctic training by explorer David Hempleman-Adams and a custom designed titanium bicycle has

been made by Stroud-based Qoroz, with special tyres to cope with the harsh weather conditions.

More than 70 people from Bath’s business community attended the third Get Fit For Business event to hear Mr Rockett talk about his achievements.

The Baffin Island Challenge is planned for April 2014.

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Queen of cakes Mary Berry will be lighting up Bath this Christmas as she switches on the city’s Christmas lights. Flora Thompson finds out more

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ike other female monarchs of our time Mary Berry, “from the moment she was born, has gracefully and firmly done things her own way.” Hailed as the queen of cakes, the honorary sovereign is undoubtedly one of Britain’s most well-known and successful cooks, teaching us to bake for 60 years.

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not stop there. Her creations are said to be a favourite of the Duchess of Cambridge.

Next month the 78-year-old, who claims the best time of her life is “now”, is set to return to her home county. She will introduce audiences in Bath to her new book, before returning on November 12 for the big switch on which will take place, as usual, on Milsom Street.

The book is a touching mixture of anecdotes from her personal and working life, with a large helping of

endearing photos, offering the reader a heart-warming insight into the life behind the culinary icon.

She said: “I think Bath is one of the most beautiful cities in the South West and it has always been well looked after. I have very fond memories of my time there.

Born in Bath, and daughter to the city’s mayor, she said: “I grew up there and some of my relatives still live there. I had a lovely childhood and enjoyed my time at Bath High School and Bath College.

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The entrepreneur quickly became a beacon of light for working mums everywhere – with countless texts and accolades to her name. The household name was renowned for providing workable, straight forward recipes which were both popular and manageable for families.

The recipes delighted dinner party guests but also provided cost effective ways of putting a wholesome meal on the table.

Now she is best known as the friendly but firm judge on the Great British Bake Off. For those eagerly awaiting culinary inspiration, readers will be treated to a selection of Mary’s favourite recipes dotted throughout Recipe for Life.

There is everything from a tasty, alternative tray bake to the perfect family

roast. But don’t panic – there is not a technical challenge in sight.

Mary maintains the blind challenges set to Bake Off contestants are a key ingredient as to why the show has gripped a nation of viewers.

She said: “It’s popular because contestants are bakers people can relate to.

“Audiences feel their passion for baking and sympathise with their frustration if things go wrong. People watch it avidly.

But it has got to be fun, and it always is. I thoroughly enjoy the whole process.”

She feels the show encourages viewers to have confidence in themselves, realising that they can succeed at baking.

She said: “It’s practical and I think it inspires people when they see baking is fairly easy.

“If they are unsure the master class episode Paul and I present can help with the method – showing how to make pieces step by step which you can really get a sense of achievement from and delight the family when you put it in front of them.”

She says fronting the show with fellow baker Paul Hollywood is a joy, saying they “love to laugh together.”

The book’s dedication to the Berry family emulates Mary’s mantra, that cooking is the element which binds such relationships together.

She said: “Cooking is, and should be, central to family life. It can bring members together. Children can learn how food is made and where food comes from. Eating sat around the table is very enjoyable and it is chance to get to know each other and hear what everyone has been up to.”

She believes traditional cooking methods, and making meals from scratch, is one of the only ways to banish the

country’s growing obesity rates, and the widespread “TV dinner” culture.

She said: “Obesity is certainly a problem. Knowing food and its origins is again important and a stable, healthy diet is the only remedy. It is all a matter of cooking the right thing and making sure you don’t eat too much. It is true what they say about a balanced diet – protein, dairy, vegetables, and a little cake will be sufficient.”

Mary will return to Bath to take part in the Great Bath Feast, on Tuesday, October 29, where she is also set to talk about her memoir in St Mary’s Church, Bathwick St Mary, the church where she married, from 7.30pm. Tickets available from Topping and Co, www.toppingbooks.co.uk.

Recipe for Life is now on sale, published

by Penguin, RRP £20.

The programme of events for the lights switch on will begin at 5.30pm with Mary throwing the switch at 6.30pm.

A full programme of events will be published closer to the event.

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omedy at the Theatre Royal Bath is big news this autumn with sold out notices going up on two of the biggest names in the business. Last Sunday Nina Conti’s show Dolly Mixtures sold out almost as soon as it was announced.

Now it is the same with everyone’s favourite Valentine Sandi Toksvig with her show on Sunday, October 6.

But the good news is that for those in the know a special selection of extra tickets are made available on the day.

A limited number of standing places priced at just £4 each will go on sale at 6pm on the Sunday but they must be purchased in person at the Theatre Royal box office for cash only.

Sandi, comedian, novelist, actor, broadcaster, show-off and international treasure brings her new show My Valentine to Bath after a huge success at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in August.

Long-standing host of Radio Four’s News Quiz and Excess Baggage and regular QI panellist, Sandi will be performing her uniquely witty evening of stand-up, stories and fascinating facts.

The show is directed by

award-winning theatre and television director and producer Pip Broughton.

Born in Copenhagen, Sandi Toksvig began her comedy career at Girton College, Cambridge University, where she wrote and performed in the first all-woman show at the Footlights. Sandi performed at the first night of The Comedy Store in London and was part of the famous improvisational comedy team, The Comedy Store Players.

She has appeared on a variety of TV programmes including Mock the Week, QI and Have I Got News For You. Sandi is a familiar voice for BBC Radio 4 listeners, as the chair of The News Quiz, and was the main presenter of its travel programme, Excess Baggage.

Sandi’s playwriting credits include Bully Boy, which focused on PTSD among British servicemen and premiered at the newly built St James’ Theatre in London in September last year and a musical Big Night Out and Pocket Dream which transferred to the West End. Sandi became the chancellor of Portsmouth University in January 2012.

Sandi is also a highly successful novelist and she is also is currently writing several commissions, both drama and comedy.

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Sawclose, Bath Tel: 01225 448844 To Sat Sept 28 Henry VI Three plays by William Shakespeare, Harry the Sixth, The Houses of York & Lancaster and The True Tragedy of the Duke of York, Check with Theatre for days and times. Tickets £17.50-£33.50 Tues 1-Sat Oct 5 South Pacific Musical, Tues-Sat 7.30pm, matinees Wed & Sat 2.30pm. Tickets £14.50-£29.50

Ustinov Monmouth Street, Bath Box Office 01225 448844 To Fri Dec 20 Don Gil of the Green Breeches 1615 An exuberant comedy which blends mistaken identity, role-reversal, ghosts and green trousers, 7.45pm, matinee Sat 2.30pm. Tickets £19.50/£14.50 Thurs Sept 26-Sat Dec 21

Punishment Without Revenge 1631

Theatre, 7.30pm, matinee Sat 2.30pm. Tickets £14/£12

A dark and thrilling drama, 7.45pm, matinees 2.30pm, check with Theatre for days and times. Tickets £19.50/£14.50

Wed 2-Thurs Oct 3 Gutenberg! The Musical!

the egg Sawclose, Bath Tel: 01225 448844 Thurs 26-Fri Sept 27 Tube A new interactive immersive show, ages 6 mths- 2 yrs & 3-11 for PMLD, 10.30am & 1pm. Tickets £7.50/£6.50

Mission Theatre Corn Street, Bath Tel: 01225 463362 Tues 1-Fri Oct 4 Lord of the Flies Evacuated from a war-torn world and marooned on a tropical island when their aeroplane crashes, a group of boys find themselves battling for survival, 7.30pm.

Tickets £10/£8

The Rondo Larkhall, Bath Tel: 01225 333844 To Sat Sept 28 Pencoweth

Theatre, 8pm. Tickets £10/£8

Komedia 22 to 23 Westgate Street, Bath. Box office 0845 293 8480 Thurs Sept 26 Robert Newman’s New Theory Of Evolution Comedy, 7pm. Tickets £23 meal deal Fri Sept 27 Ministry Of Burlesque: High Tease 8.30pm. Tickets £45/£27/£16.50/£10 Sat Sept 28 Krater Comedy Club Comedy, 8.30pm. Tickets £45/£28.50/£18/£14.50/£10 Mon Sept 30 The Open Mic Night 8-midnight. Free entry

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resh from a run of festival appearances, that included Ibiza’s Mallorca Rocks, Montreux Jazz Festival, Belgium’s Pukkelpop, and both the Reading Leeds Festivals, Bath rock-band-of-brothers The Family Rain will hit the road in support of Jake Bugg and Miles Kane this Autumn before their own extensive headline run throughout November.

Having spent their youth gauging themselves on only the finest, most instantaneously undeniable rock ’n’ roll and hip hop records, Tim, Will and Ollie Walter started making music that made them feel the same things AC/DC or Dr Dre did, usually at the same time.

Last year, after a decade of grafting, they made a video for their swaggering single Trust Me, I’m A Genius and labels came calling. They signed with Mercury, finding a home there within indie offshoot Bigger Splash.

The single version of Trust Me… that came out at the start of January this year was the result of session at the legendary Rockfield Studios in Wales.

“The main issue,” says Will Walter (who plays bass and sings and is the twin brother of drummer Tim), “was that while

it sounded amazing, it’s not 1972.

Rockfield is an old studio and the recordings sound retro probably as a result.”

Enter Jim Abbiss – he of Arctic Monkeys, Kasabian and Peace fame. “We just totally got each other instantly – he loved the same things that we did,” says Tim. “We had respect for things he’d done in the past, and he said he heard Massive Attack and Portishead and wanted to get that out of us. And we were more than happy to go along with it because the last thing we wanted to be was conventional.”

Will said: “We’re not trying to sound remotely like anyone else but ourselves.

With a lot of the songs, we were like, ‘what does that sound like? Nothing sounds like it’.”

Buoyed by the excitement of the sessions, one such song that manifested itself in this way was next single Pushing It. From there, rather than patting each other on the back, The Family Rain went straight back into gigging. Tim said: “We just wanna get to the stage where we’re selling out Brixton Academy.”

Until they reach that stage, be sure to catch the Family Rain’s hometown show at Bath Komedia on Friday, November 22.

Visit www.thefamilyrain.com for details.

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Boyce Avenue live at Komedia

Boyce Avenue, a Florida-based band popular for its strong acoustic roots and melodic rock sound, consists of the three brothers Alejandro, Fabian, and Daniel Manzano.

The brothers first came together as a band in 2004 when Alejandro (lead vocals, guitar, piano), Fabian (guitar, vocals), and their older brother Daniel (bass, percussion, vocals) reconnected after pursuing their respective educational goals.

In 2007, in an effort to share their music and ideas with the world, the band decided to start filming and posting videos on YouTube of their own songs and some of their favorite songs by other artists. Some of the first few videos they posted included acoustic versions of songs such as Justin Timberlake’s LoveStoned, Rihanna’s Umbrella and Coldplay’s Viva la Vida, among many others. The videos resonated instantly with YouTube viewers.

The success of the videos was followed by a full-length debut album, All We Have Left, which will be re-released independently by the band this autumn, through its own label, 3 Peace Records. The lead out singles from the album include Every Breath, On My Way and Broken Angel.

Catch the band at Komedia tonight.

Today Blow A mix of new and classic Indie rock and pop, 9.30pm. Moles, Bath. £4/£3

Acoustic Oak Music Club 8pm, Spotlight Night. Floor spots. The Royal Oak, Corsham. £4

Bath Cantata Group Evening practices, 7.45pm. New singers welcome. St Stephen’s Church, Lansdown, Bath

The Derrick Oldroyde Trio plus Special Guest Chris Pearce, clarinet, 8.30pm.

The Inn at Freshford

SJM Concerts Presents: Boyce Avenue + Special Guests 7pm. Komedia, Westgate Street, Bath. Tickets £25 advance

Tomorrow Implode Live Music Night 8.30pm every Friday. Belushis, Bath

Boyan Ensemble of Kiev Slavonic Sacred Choral/Ukrainian Folk, 7.30pm.

Wiltshire Music Centre, Bradford on Avon. Tickets £20/£10 under 18s

Damian Clark Folk, 8pm. Village Pump Friday Folk, Lamb Inn, Mortimer Street, Trowbridge. Tickets £5

Jazz Event New Orleans Heat, 8pm. Mount Pleasant Social Club, Bradford on Avon. For tickets 01225 400959

The Jane Lilley Singers Celebrating 40 years with The Midsomer Norton & Radstock Silver Band, 7.30pm. Hayesfield School, West Wing, The Roper Theatre, Oldfield Park, Bath.

Tickets £8, 01761 472468

Cassocks, Cossacks and Anvils Choir, the Boyan Ensemble of Kiev Concert, 7.30pm. Wiltshire Music Centre, Bradford on Avon

Saturday Cory Band

Live Music

Brass, 7.30pm. Wiltshire Music Centre, Bradford on Avon.

Tickets £20

Every Friday from 9pm. The Huntsman Inn, Bath

Bradford on Avon Lions Club presents

Autumn Serenade Concert by Silver Ring Choir of Bath, 7.30pm. Christ Church, Bradford on Avon. Tickets £10

Cornucopia!

Autumn concert, 6pm.

Collection in aid of friends of St Thomas a Becket Church. St Thomas a Becket Church, Box

Beethoven Piano Sonata Cycle With Peter Donohoe, Concert 1, 7.30pm. Holburne Museum, Great Pulteney Street, Bath.

Tickets £24/Season Tickets £144

Sunday Acoustic Club 8pm. Bunch of Grapes, Silver St, Bradford on Avon

Steven Osborne Piano plays Beethoven, classical, 7.30pm. Wiltshire Music Centre, Bradford on Avon. Tickets £20/£10 under 18s

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Wednesday

The Big Cheese

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Every Tuesday. Expect all the cheesiest tunes, from 10pm.

Moles, Bath. £4/£3.50 NUS

A host of DJs playing a mix of Rock, Punk and Metal, 9.30pm-2am. PoNaNa nightclub, Bath. £5 entry

Monday

Bradford-on-Avon Folk Club

Sublime Blues

Celtic Connection. Floor spots, 8pm. Cellar Bar, Swan Hotel, Church Street, Bradford-on-Avon. Free entry

Curfew Inn, Cleveland Place, West, Bath 8pm. Free

Sing B4 Supper A friendly choir conducted by Jane Lilley. All abilities catered for, 6.15-7.45pm. The Huntsman, Bog Island, Bath. £5

Raves From The Grave 1st Year Birthday Bash Week Sam Brookes and Nick Harper

Charity Quiz Night Every Wednesday at 9pm.

Come and join in £1 per person, a great fun evening. Old Crown, Weston Village, Bath

Seend Acoustic Club Folklaw, 8pm. Rusty Lane, Seend. £4

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n exhibition by three local landscape painters takes place at the West Barn, Barton Farm in Bradford on Avon From Friday October 4 to Sunday October 6.

The exhibition features the work of Valérie Pirlot, Andrew Taylor and Bob Child.

The show will feature a large selection of original oil and watercolour paintings around the theme of the changing seasons in nature and cityscapes.

Valérie Pirlot is a Belgian oil painter who moved to Bath eight years ago. She is inspired by light, nature and architecture. She has found in the city of Bath and the surrounding countryside a constant source of inspiration. Inspired by the work of the french impressionists, she works predominately in the great outdoors, in all weathers, and gets much joy from Fashion Museum Exhibition, 50 Fabulous Frocks, 10.30am-5pm daily, to Sun Jan 5, 2014. The Assembly Rooms, Bath. Admission £7.75

Building of Bath Collection Brutal Bath Exhibition, until November. The Vineyards, The Paragon, Bath

Holburne Museum Rembrandt and his Contemporaries, to Sun Sept 29, open daily 10am-5pm, 11am-5pm Sun and Bank Holidays. Roper Gallery £8 with audio guide. Great Pulteney Street, Bath

No 1 Royal Crescent Life in the Crescent: Residents, to Sun Dec 8, 10.30am-5.30pm.

No 1 Royal Crescent, Bath.

Free with normal admission

Nick Cudworth at Dyrham Park Bath and Beyond an exhibition

by Nick Cudworth, until the end of September.

Victoria Art Gallery David Inshaw’s The Badminton Game, To end December 2013, Tues-Sat 10am-5pm, Sun 1.30-5pm, closed Mondays.

Near Pulteney Bridge, Bath

Herschel Museum of Astronomy Making Light Of It, the art and science of light in the 18th century, William Herschel’s work on the sun, infra red and telescopes.

capturing the beauty of her surroundings with freshness and passion.

Andrew Taylor is passionate about painting and particularly working ‘En plein air’ in the landscape, using mainly oils on wood-panels or canvas. Working in this manner, he says there is hardly time to consider things in a conscious way – it is an instinctive and spontaneous way of painting, reacting to the changing weather and light which often produces unforeseen results.Andrew enjoys teaching and gives lessons in vitreous glass painting and oil painting.

Bob Child’s watercolours follow very much the English tradition using delicate tone and subtle chromatic harmonies. Working ‘En plein air’ encourages spontaneity and keeps the work fresh, avoiding the mistake of overworking and adding unnecessary details. Influences of David Cox and Cotman can be seen behind the scenes.

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University of Bath Automat, party psychology experiment and part video installation, to Fri Oct 4, Mon-Fri 10am-5pm. University of Bath Students’ Union, University of Bath, Claverton Down, Bath

44AD MA Fine Art students from Bath Spa Uni. To Sat Sept 28, 10am-5pm. 7b Lower Borough Walls, Bath

Bath School of Art and Design MA Degree students plus students from MA Fashion & Textiles plus MA Ceramics exhibtion. To Thurs Sept 26, 10am-5pm. Sion Hill Campus, Bath

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William Scott: Simplicity and Subject, To Sun Nov 17. Bridge Street, Bath. £3.50

Guildhall Clifton Powell, To Tues Nov 5.

Guildhall, Bath

Bath Sci-fi, Comic and Fantasy Extravaganza and American Dream Comics’ Comic & Sci-Fi Weekender, Sat 28 & Sun Sept 29, 10am-5pm. Masonic Hall, Old Orchard St, Bath

Nick Cudworth Gallery

Bath Artists’ Studios

Walcot Chapel

Exhibition and Lectures in Print, Sat 28-Sun Sept 29, Sat 10am-5.30pm and Sun 10am-4pm. Comfortable Place, Upper Bristol Road, Bath

Original artwork, prints and cards, Tues 1-Sun Oct 6, Tues/Wed/Fri noon-6pm, Thurs noon-9pm, Sat/Sun 10am-6pm.

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here’s not many people who can claim that they know how to train a dragon. But if anyone can, it’s Cressida Cowell – author of the best-selling How to Train Your Dragon series. And on September 28 Cressida will be coming to Bath as part of The Telegraph Bath Children’s Festival of Literature to talk all about the magical fantasy world of the hero, Hiccup, and all the characters and creatures he meets along the way.

She said: “I am very much looking forward to coming to Bath. I have talked at the Bath Children’s Literature Festival quite a few times before and I always have lovely audiences.

“It’s such a beautiful city too which makes it very, very special.”

And while some authors might shy away from the limelight, choosing instead to hide behind the pages of their books Cressida says she enjoys nothing more than getting out and about and meeting the young fans.

“Sometimes authors can be quite shy I think,” said Cressida. “But that’s certainly not me.

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“I love meeting the fans and meeting the children who are excited about reading the books, and who ask wonderful questions which show they have been really paying attention to what I have been writing.

“Children can really make you think, because they don’t miss a thing.”

Creating a fantasy world is no easy task and Cressida says she has to take a very disciplined approach to her writing.

She said: “I sit down at 9am every day. I have a studio at the bottom of the garden – it’s like a shed really and that’s where I do all my writing.

“It’s very good. It gives me thinking time and I’m not interrupted by outside.

“I am inventing a whole world so I need to have the peace and quiet.

“I am that generation before people used computers every day and I wrote the first two books by hand.

“After the second book I moved to doing it on the computer though. It’s much easier for moving text around and editing and saving different drafts.

“But I find that if I get to a tricky bit, an emotional bit, or a poetic bit I often

go back to handwriting.

“Somehow I find it helps. I think it’s because I’m an illustrator as well so I think in quite a visual way.”

In fact, not only does Cressida write the How to Train Your Dragon books, but she also illustrates them herself too. Something which she says can help her to inspire her writing.

“The illustrations help me visualise the characters,” she explains.

“Sometimes when I have a new character I will draw him or her so I know what they look like and that can be very helpful.”

Cressida began writing the How to Train Your Dragon books more than 10 years ago. The 11th book in the series, How To Betray A Dragon’s Hero, is released just two days before Cressida comes to Bath, and she has already started work on the 12th and final adventure.

“I will be sad to say goodbye to the characters,” she said. “But it is that kind of story. They are all about growing up, and one of the things about growing up is that one day it has to happen. But I do feel like these characters are part of the family. And actually I’ve known some of them longer than my youngest child. That’s a very odd thought!”

Cressida Cowell will be talking at The Forum at 2.30pm on Saturday, September 28.

How to Betray A Dragon’s Hero (Hachette Children’s Books, £6.99) publishes on September 26.

For full detailson all the events taking place at the Telegraph Bath Children’s Literature Festival visit bathfestivals.org.uk/childrens-literature

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Topical stories from around the UK. 7.30 EastEnders (S,HD). Carol receives an unexpected visitor.

Followed by BBC News.

7.00 The Hairy Bikers: Everyday Gourmets (R,S,HD). 4/6. Si King and Dave Myers demonstrate how to create gourmet party food on a tight budget.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Amy makes a rash decision over Kyle.

7.30 Accents Speak Louder Than Words: Tonight (S,HD). Social stigma and snobbery concerning regional accents.

7.00 News (S).

7.55 4thought.tv (S). A Catholic man shares his support for the opt-out system.

7.00 James Bond: The True Story (R,S). The real-life story behind Ian Fleming’s secret agent.

Followed by 5 News Update.

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8.00 Waterloo Road (S,HD). 4/30.

Rhiannon sends saucy pictures of herself to Darren, but they end up being shared around the school. George makes a desperate bid to save his marriage.

8.00 The Wonder of Dogs (S,HD).

2/3. Kate Humble and Steve Leonard examine the differences in senses and abilities between breeds and look at how humans used these inherent skills to make dogs useful to them.

8.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Amy makes an admission to an unnerved Andy.

8.30 Pat and Cabbage (S,HD). 4/6.

The duo learn Dylan might be a father. Comedy, starring Barbara Flynn and Cherie Lunghi.

8.00 Location, Location, Location (S,HD). 6/9. Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help newlyweds seeking a four-bedroom house in Buckinghamshire, and sisters looking for a home in Berkshire and insisting on two of everything.

8.00 The Railway: First Great Western (S,HD). The emergency services are called into action at the Penzance depot. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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9.00 Super Giant Animals (S,HD).

Steve Backshall encounters some of the world’s largest animals, from the Nile crocodiles of Botswana and California’s two-ton elephant seals to sperm whales in the Caribbean.

9.00 Peaky Blinders (S,HD). 3/6.

Two men claiming to be IRA sympathisers offer to buy the stolen guns, Thomas tries to gain favour with Billy Kimber, and Ada secretly marries communist agitator Freddie Thorne.

9.00 Women Behind Bars with Trevor McDonald (S,HD). 1/2.

Part one of two. The journalist follows life inside two of Indiana’s most dangerous women’s prisons.

9.00 Educating Yorkshire (S). 4/8.

The documentary follows the school lives of unlikely duo Safiyyah and Hadiqa, as a crisis in their friendship threatens to derail the girls’ plans and cause major upset.

9.00 CSI: NY – Killing Spree (S,HD).

11/17. The team investigates the murders of an attorney and a mechanical engineer, with both victims turning out to have been shot with the same type of bullet. The next episode can be seen tomorrow at 9pm.

10.00 BBC News (S,HD).

10.25 Regional News (S); Weather.

10.35 Question Time (S,HD). 3/38.

David Dimbleby chairs a political debate from Uxbridge, west London, where a panel of guests answer questions from the studio audience.

11.35 This Week (S). Andrew Neil, Michael Portillo and guests discuss a week that saw the Labour Party hold its annual conference in Brighton.

10.00 Mock the Week (S,HD). 10/12.

With Rob Beckett, Romesh Ranganathan and Josh Widdicombe. Dara O Briain hosts.

10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed

by Weather.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S).

10.30 ITV News Central (S); Weather.

10.35 Ade in Adland (R,S,HD). 2/2.

Conclusion. How British households have changed over seven decades.

10.00 My Tattoo Addiction (S). 1/3.

New series. Documentary exploring the world of body art, featuring an unemployed father-of-six whose facial tattoos prevent him from getting regular work.

10.00 Amanda Knox Trial: 5 Key Questions (S,HD). Documentary examining the evidence in the 2007 case of the murder of British student Meredith Kercher in Perugia, Italy, and exploring what may happen at the forthcoming retrial.

11.20 Science Britannica (R,S,HD).

2/3. Professor Brian Cox celebrates Britain’s pivotal role in creating modern science.

11.35 Goodwood Revival 2013 (S,HD). Highlights from Goodwood House in West Sussex, as some of motor racing’s top names gathered for the world famous event.

11.05 The Fried Chicken Shop (R,S).

2/3. The documentary follows the takeaway’s manager Zahid, who has left his family behind in Pakistan so he can fulfil his dreams and provide for their future.

11.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (S,HD). 2/8. Goren and Eames investigate the apparent suicide of a banker. Crime drama, starring Kathryn Erbe.

11.55 Inside Hollywood. Magazine show.

12.20 Holiday Weatherview (S). 12.25 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 The Review Show Martha Kearney and her guests discuss the new film adaptation of Irvine Welsh’s novel Filth, and an exhibition that draws parallels between Henry Moore and Francis Bacon.

(R,S,HD). 1.20 Sign Zone: Dying for a Bargain – Panorama (R,S). 1.50 This Is BBC Two (S). 4.00 BBC Learning Zone

12.30 Jackpot247 Viewers get the chance to participate in live interactive gaming from the comfort of their sofas, with a mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team. 3.00 Accents Speak Louder Than Words: Tonight (R,HD). 3.25 ITV Nightscreen (HD). 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S).

12.10 Sex, Lies and Rinsing Guys 1.05 Random Acts (S). 1.10 Fabulous Fashionistas (R,S,HD). 2.05 Inside Nature’s Giants: Hippo (R,S,HD). 3.00 SuperScrimpers (R,S,HD). 3.55 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures (S,HD). 4.15 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). 5.00 Countdown (R,S,HD). 5.45 SuperScrimpers (R,S,HD).

12.00 SuperCasino Viewers get the chance to take part in live interactive gaming, with a mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team.

3.55 Divine Designs (R,S). 4.20 Great Artists Greek artist El Greco. (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R,S).

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6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Rip Off Britain (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming (R,S,HD). 11.45 Claimed and Shamed (S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S,HD). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD).

1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (R,S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (R,S,HD). 3.45 Country Show Cook Off (R,S,HD). 4.15 Flog It! (R,S). 5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

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BBC2

6.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD).

7.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming (R,S,HD).

7.45 Claimed and Shamed (R,S,HD). 8.15 Sign Zone 10.00 Question Time (R,S,HD).

11.00 News (S,HD). 11.30 World News (S,HD). 12.00 Daily Politics 1.00 Classic Mastermind (R,S). 1.30 Weakest Link (R,S). 2.15 Great British Menu (R,S,HD).

2.45 Oceans (R,S,HD). 3.45 Elephant Diaries (R,S). 4.15 Incredible Animal Journeys 5.15 Cash in the Attic (R,S).

ITV

6.00 Daybreak (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S).

9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). 1.30 ITV News (S); Weather. 1.55 ITV News Central (S). 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S,HD). 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S,HD). 3.59 ITV Central Weather (S). 4.00 Tipping Point Quiz show, hosted by Ben Shephard. (S,HD). 5.00 The Chase Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh. (S,HD).

Channel 4

6.00 The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 7.05 According to Jim (HD). 7.30 Will & Grace 7.55 Frasier 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Four Rooms US (HD).

11.00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away (HD). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary.

12.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals (HD).

12.35 River Cottage Veg (HD). 1.35 Channel 4 Racing. 3.30 Countdown (HD).

4.15 Deal or No Deal (HD). 5.00 Come Dine with Me.

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Cowboy Builders (R,S,HD).

12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Police Interceptors (R,S,HD). 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD).

2.20 The Mentalist (R,S,HD). 3.15 Film: Tornado Warning (S,HD) (2012). Premiere.

Sci-fi thriller, starring Kari Wuhrer and Jeff Fahey. Edited for violence and flashing images. ●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

Mastermind, 8pm

Piers Morgan’s Life Stories ... 9pm

Alan Carr: Chatty Man, 10pm

Gigantic Gun: Monster Moves, 8pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 64/140. Quiz show, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan.

6.30 James Martin’s Food Map of Britain (S,HD). 10/10.

6.00 ITV News Central (S); Weather.

6.30 ITV News (S); Weather.

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 6/20.

6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Jim faces a moral dilemma when he receives an offer from Fraser.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Zac accompanies Bianca to her dinner.

6.30 NewsTalk Live (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Hosted

by Chris Evans and Alex Jones.

7.30 Ronnie’s Animal Crackers (S,HD). A breeder introduces her unique French bulldogs.

Followed by BBC News.

7.00 The Hairy Bikers: Everyday Gourmets (R,S). 5/6. Si King and Dave Myers make luxury lunches.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Jimmy and Nicola have a big argument over Steve.

7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD).

Hayley arrives at the cafe to find Christian waiting for her.

7.00 News (S).

7.55 4thought.tv (S). A man on kidney dialysis explains his support for an opt-out system.

7.00 World’s Strongest Man 2012 (R,S,HD). Action from the second of five qualifying heats in Los Angeles, California.

Followed by 5 News Update.

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8.00 EastEnders (S,HD). David has a confession for Carol.

8.30 Miranda (R,S,HD). 2/6. Tilly and Penny organise a charity winetasting event, prompting Miranda to do something for a good cause – but her attempts do not go according to plan.

8.00 Mastermind (S,HD). 7/31. The specialist subjects are Sebastian Coe, Eadweard Muybridge, the Byrds and Violette Szabo.

8.30 Gardeners’ World (S,HD).

24/31. Monty Don visits RHS Rosemoor in Devon.

8.00 Gino’s Italian Escape (S,HD).

3/6. Gino D’Acampo visits Puglia.

8.30 Coronation Street (S,HD).

Steve hatches a plan to cheer Michelle up.

8.00 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD (S). New series. Superhero drama co-created by Joss Whedon, in which Agent Phil Coulson (Clark Gregg) assembles a group of highly skilled operatives to investigate strange new cases.

8.00 Gigantic Gun: Monster Moves (S,HD). A team attempts to transport a 200-ton First World War gun 400 miles from a Royal Artillery base in Wiltshire to a museum in the Dutch city of Utrecht. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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9.00 Strictly Come Dancing (S,HD). New series. Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly present the return of the pro-celebrity contest, which sees the first six of the 15 couples making their dance-floor debut. Continues tomorrow.

9.00 David Attenborough’s Rise of Animals: Triumph of the Vertebrates (S,HD). 2/2. Part two of two. How mammals came to dominate the natural world.

9.00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Gloria Hunniford (S,HD). 2/6.

The presenter talks about her daughter Caron Keating’s death, the early days of her career, and what it was like interviewing Hollywood legends.

9.00 The IT Crowd: The Final Episode (S). Roy and Jen’s reputations are put at risk when an incident involving spilt coffee and a homeless person ends up on the internet.

One-off special of the comedy, with Chris O’Dowd.

9.00 CSI: NY – Killing Spree (S,HD).

12/17. An off-duty officer is killed during a robbery and the team is puzzled that the suspect apparently sustained a gunshot wound in the incident, despite his presence going undetected.

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10.25 Regional News (S). Followed

by National Lottery Update.

10.35 John Bishop Live: Rollercoaster Tour (S,HD). The comedian in performance at Manchester Arena.

10.00 QI (S,HD). 4/18. Sue Perkins, Ross Noble and David Mitchell join regular panellist Alan Davies as host Stephen Fry asks a range of unusual questions on the topic of knits and knots.

10.30 Newsnight (S,HD).

10.00 Hens Behaving Badly (S,HD).

2/5. A bride-to-be turns her hen do into the prom night she missed because she was pregnant, and a Leicester woman has to call on her ex-boyfriend to babysit her five children.

11.55 The Love Letter (S) (1999). A divorced single mother finds a romantic note and wrongly assumes it is meant for her.

Comedy drama based on the novel by Cathleen Schine, starring Kate Capshaw. ●●

11.00 Weather (S).

11.05 Later with Jools Holland (S,HD). 2/8. Extended edition.

With Pixies, Janelle Monae, Tony Joe White and Chvrches.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S).

10.30 ITV News Central (S); Weather.

10.35 The Break-Up (S,HD) (2006).

A thirtysomething couple’s seemingly perfect relationship deteriorates into a series of petty squabbles. But once they decide to call it a day, another problem presents itself – neither is willing to give up their home, forcing the pair to carry on living together, while each hopes the other will be driven away first. Drama, starring Jennifer Aniston. ●●

10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (S).

5/18. Alan celebrates the show’s 100th episode, with chat and music by Justin Timberlake and Rihanna, and boxer David Haye’s thoughts about his upcoming bout with Tyson Fury.

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11.20 Big Fat Quiz of the 80s (R,S).

David Mitchell, Phill Jupitus, Alan Carr, Sarah Greene, Jack Dee and Jason Donovan demonstrate how much they remember about the 1980s.

Jimmy Carr asks the questions.

11.00 Reservoir Dogs (S) (1992).

A failed robbery ends in a bloodbath, and as the criminals lie low they try to work out whether someone betrayed them. Thriller, with Harvey Keitel and Tim Roth. ●●●●●

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1.20 Weatherview (S). 1.25 BBC News (S,HD).

12.10 Film: 10 Rillington Place (S) (1971).

Fact-based thriller based on the story of notorious murderer John Christie, who killed his wife and five other women in the 1940s. Starring Richard Attenborough and John Hurt. ●●●●● 1.55 Sign Zone: Question Time (R,S). 2.55 This Is BBC Two (S).

12.30 Jackpot247 3.00 Film: Columbo: Playback (S) (1975). An inventor manipulates security-camera footage to provide himself with an alibi for murdering his mother-in-law. Crime drama, starring Peter Falk, Oskar Werner and Gena Rowlands. ●●● 4.20 ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service.

12.50 Random Acts (S). 12.55 Film: All About Steve (S,HD) (2009). ●● 2.30 The Ricky Gervais Show (R,S,HD). 3.00 2 Broke Girls (S,HD). 3.40 SuperScrimpers: Top 10 Money-Saving Tips (R,S,HD). 4.35 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). 5.20 SuperScrimpers (R,S,HD). 5.30 Countdown (R,S,HD).

12.55 SuperCasino Viewers get the chance to take part in live interactive gaming, with a mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team.

3.55 Motorsport Mundial (HD). 4.20 Great Artists (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R,S).

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6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live (S). 11.30 Paul Hollywood’s Bread (R,S,HD). 12.00 Football Focus (S,HD). 12.45 Saturday Sportsday (S,HD).

1.00 Regional News (S,HD). 1.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S). 2.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 3.00 Live Cycling: Road World Championships (S). The women’s road race. 4.00 Final Score (S,HD). 5.10 Regional News (S,HD). 5.30 I Love My Country (S,HD).

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6.00 This Is BBC Two 6.30 Film: From This Day Forward (S) (1946) ●●● 8.00 Film: A Damsel in Distress (S) (1937) ●●●● 9.40 Reel History of Britain (R,S). 10.10 The Life of Birds (R,S). 11.00 Fred Dibnah’s Industrial Age (R,S). 11.30 University Challenge (R,S,HD). 12.00 A to Z of TV Cooking (S). 12.45 Hairy Bakers 1.00 Live MotoGP (S,HD). 2.05 EastEnders (S,HD).

4.00 Live Cycling: Road World Championships (S). 5.15 Flog It! (R,S,HD).

ITV

6.00 CITV 9.25 ITV News (S). 9.30 Saturday Cookbook (R,S,HD). 10.25 Murder, She Wrote (R,S,HD). 11.25 ITV News (S); Weather. 11.35 Surprise Surprise (R,S,HD). 12.35 All Star Family Fortunes (R,S). 1.20 Catchphrase (R,S,HD).

2.05 Doc Martin (R,S). 3.05 The X Factor (R,S,HD). 4.05 Film: Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles (HD) (2001). Comedy adventure sequel, starring Paul Hogan. ●● 5.55 ITV News Central (S).

Channel 4

6.15 British F3 (S). 6.40 The Grid (S). 7.05 The Great North Swim (S,HD). 8.00 The Morning Line (S). 9.00 The American Football Show (S). 10.05 Frasier (R,S).

10.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S).

11.05 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD).

12.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 12.30 The Secret Millionaire USA (R,S). 1.30 Channel 4 Racing (S). Live coverage of races at Newmarket and Market Rasen. 4.10 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake! 10.15 Power Rangers: Megaforce (S,HD). 10.50 Slugterra (S,HD).

11.15 Inside Hollywood. 11.20 Animal Maternity (R,S,HD). 12.15 Cowboy Builders (R,S,HD). 1.15 Film: Columbo: Caution – Murder Can Be Hazardous to Your Health (S) (1991) ●●● 3.10 Film: The Kentuckian (S,HD) (1955). Western, starring Burt Lancaster. ●●● 5.15 Film: The Magnificent Seven (S,HD) (1960). Western, starring Yul Brynner. ●●●●●

Mock the Week, 9pm

You’ve Been Framed and … 6.20pm

Channel 4 Racing, 1.30pm

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6.15 Pointless Celebrities (S,HD).

2/10. With Colin Baker, Pam Ferris, Martin Jarvis and Matthew Kelly.

6.00 The Wonder of Dogs (R,S,HD).

2/3. Kate Humble and Steve Leonard examine the differences in senses and abilities between breeds.

6.05 ITV News (S); Weather.

6.20 You’ve Been Framed and Famous! (R,S). 23/26. A selection of celebrity lookalike clips.

6.15 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD).

Jilly Pollock hosts the fifth and final party in Liverpool.

6.40 News (S).

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7.00 Strictly Come Dancing (S,HD). Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly host the second of this weekend’s live shows, as the remainder of the couples take to the floor.

7.00 Dad’s Army (R,S). 2/14. The men head off for a weekend at a training camp.

7.30 Count Arthur Strong (R,S,HD).

3/6. The former variety star is offered a bit-part in a radio play.

7.20 Stepping Out (S,HD). 5/5. The two remaining couples try to master routines in more genres, before the votes are counted and Davina McCall announces the winners. Last in the series.

7.00 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD (R,S). Clark Gregg reprises his regular film role as Agent Phil Coulson in this comic-book drama co-created by Joss Whedon.

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8.25 Atlantis (S,HD). 1/13. Fledgling hero Jason goes in search of his father, only to be washed up on the shores of a mysterious land.

Fantasy drama, starring Jack Donnelly and Mark Addy.

8.00 The 70s (R,S). 1/4. Historian Dominic Sandbrook examines the decade, touching on the housing boom, the arrival of thousands of Ugandan refugees and the 1972 miners’ strike.

8.20 The X Factor (S,HD). 9/22. The singers who impressed at the double auditions now face a tougher challenge as they gather at Wembley Arena for the first part of boot camp.

Dermot O’Leary presents.

8.00 Grand Designs (R,S,HD). 4/11.

A Marine who was seriously injured in Afghanistan begins a project to build a specially adapted home with a cuttingedge design, on a budget of £250,000.

7.45 The Wonderful Country (S,HD) (1959). A solitary gunman lies low for years in Mexico hiding out from the American authorities, until circumstances force him to return to the US – where he reluctantly agrees to take on dangerous work with a team of Texas Rangers patrolling the border. Western, starring Robert Mitchum, Julie London, Pedro Armendariz, Jack Oakie, Gary Merrill and Albert Dekker. ●●●●

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9.15 The National Lottery Saturday Night Draws (S,HD).

Matt Johnson presents as the balls are set rolling.

9.25 Casualty (S,HD). Iain helps a teenager who was caught up in a fatal car crash as he struggles to face up to the truth.

9.00 Mock the Week (R,S,HD).

10/12. With Rob Beckett, Romesh Ranganathan and Josh Widdicombe.

9.30 The Sarah Millican Slightly Longer Television Programme (S,HD). 1/6.

Extended edition of the show.

9.50 Through the Keyhole (S,HD).

5/6. Larry Lamb and Emma Bunton join Dave Berry on the panel as Keith Lemon visits three mystery homes and challenges them to guess the identities of the famous occupants.

9.00 The Taking of Pelham 123 (S,HD) (2009). Criminals hijack a crowded New York subway train and threaten to start shooting the passengers unless a $10million ransom is paid in one hour. However, the transport supervisor they issue their demands to begins to suspect the plot is part of an even grander scheme. Tony Scott’s thriller remake, with Denzel Washington, John Travolta, John Turturro, James Gandolfini, Luis Guzman, Victor Gojcaj, Michael Rispoli and Ramon Rodriguez. ●●

9.40 5 News Weekend (S,HD).

9.45 Point Break (S,HD) (1991). An FBI agent infiltrates a Californian surfing gang suspected of carrying out a series of armed robberies wearing masks modelled on former US presidents. However, his loyalties are tested to the limits when he is befriended by the gang’s leader. Kathryn Bigelow’s thriller, starring Keanu Reeves, Patrick Swayze, Gary Busey, Lori Petty, John C McGinley, James LeGros, John Philbin and Bojesse Christopher. ●●●●

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10.10 Dara O Briain – Craic Dealer (S,HD). The comedian and Mock the Week host in performance at Edinburgh Playhouse in 2012, combining quick-fire gags and set pieces with plenty of audience interaction.

11.55 The Football League Show (S). Highlights and all the goals from the latest fixtures in the Championship, League One and League Two, including Nottingham Forest v Derby County at the City Ground.

11.10 Wonder Boys (S,HD) (2000). A washed-up professor is given the inspiration to finish his latest novel by a student who shows him a new perspective on life. Drama, starring Michael Douglas. ●●●●●

11.05 10,000 BC (S,HD) (2008). A young mammoth hunter crosses the wilderness to rescue his lover and fellow villagers from slave raiders. Prehistoric fantasy adventure, with Steven Strait and Camilla Belle. ●●

11.10 Hitman (S,HD) (2007). A genetically engineered assassin fails to complete his latest assignment and finds that he has become a target himself.

Thriller, with Timothy Olyphant and Dougray Scott. ●●

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10.15 BBC News; Weather (S,HD).

10.30 Match of the Day (S,HD). Gary Lineker presents highlights of the latest Premier League matches, including Tottenham Hotspur v Chelsea and Swansea City v Arsenal. Followed by National Lottery Update.

1.10 Weatherview (S). 1.15 BBC News (S,HD).

12.55 Film: Distant Voices, Still Lives (S) (1990). Terence Davies’s autobiographical drama about his childhood in post-war Liverpool, struggling in a household with a patriarch who rules his clan with an iron fist. Starring Pete Postlethwaite, Freda Dowie and Angela Walsh. ●●●●● 2.15 This Is BBC Two (S).

1.00 Jackpot247 Viewers are offered the chance to participate in live interactive gaming from the comfort of their sofas, with an entertaining mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team. Featuring a variety of prizes and promotions. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). 3.45 ITV Nightscreen (HD).

1.00 Film: The Informers (S,HD) (2008).

Premiere. Drama based on Bret Easton Ellis’ novel, starring Billy Bob Thornton, Kim Basinger, Mickey Rourke and Winona Ryder. ●● 2.35 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 4.45 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites (S,HD).

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6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 7.30 Match of the Day (R,S,HD). 9.00 Andrew Marr Show (S,HD). 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 2013 (S,HD). 11.00 Sunday Politics (S). 12.15 MOTD2 Extra (S,HD). 1.00 News (S,HD).

1.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S). 2.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 3.00 Ronnie’s Animal Crackers (R,S,HD). 4.00 Points of View (S,HD). 4.15 Escape to the Country (R,S,HD). 5.00 Songs of Praise (S,HD). 5.35 Britain’s Big Wildlife Revival (S,HD).

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6.00 Film: Borderline (S) (1950) ●●● 7.30 Around the World in 80 Gardens (R,S,HD). 8.30 Gardeners’ World (R,S,HD).

9.00 The Beechgrove Garden (S). 9.30 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites (S). 11.00 James Martin’s Food Map of Britain (R,S,HD). 12.30 Live MotoGP (S,HD). 2.15 Live Cycling: Road World Championships (S). The men’s road race.

4.15 Flog It! (R,S,HD). 5.00 Rugby League: Super League Play-Offs (S,HD).

ITV

6.00 CITV 9.25 ITV News (S). 9.30 Ade in Britain (R,S,HD). 10.25 Film: Columbo: Dagger of the Mind (S) (1972). Crime drama, with Peter Falk, Honor Blackman and Richard Basehart. ●● 12.25 ITV News (S); Weather. 12.35 Murder, She Wrote (R,S,HD). 1.35 The X Factor (R,S,HD). 3.05 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). 3.35 Big Star’s Little Star (R,S,HD). 4.35 Downton Abbey (R,S,HD). Mary struggles to come to terms with Matthew’s death.

Channel 4

6.35 The American Football Show (R,S).

7.30 American Football: Hard Knocks (S).

8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.20 The Big Bang Theory 12.50 The Simpsons 1.50 Film: The Net (S,HD) (1995) ●● 4.00 Location, Location, Location (R,S,HD).

5.05 Channel 4 News (S). 5.25 The Political Slot (S,HD). 5.30 American Football Live (S). Minnesota Vikings v Pittsburgh Steelers (kick-off 6.00pm).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake! 10.15 Power Rangers: Super Samurai (R,S,HD). 10.50 Slugterra (S,HD). 11.15 Inside Hollywood. 11.20 Police Interceptors (R,S,HD). 12.20 James Bond: The True Story (R,S). 1.20 Film: Vertical Limit (S) (2000). Action adventure, starring Chris O’Donnell, Bill Paxton and Robin Tunney. ●● 3.40 Film: Close Encounters of the Third Kind: The Director’s Cut (S,HD) (1977). Sci-fi drama, starring Richard Dreyfuss. ●●●●●

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8.00 Antiques Roadshow (S,HD).

7/26. Items at the Royal Agricultural University near Cirencester include a tea caddy used for a budgie’s ashes and possibly the last signatures made by Edward VIII before his abdication.

8.00 The Crane Gang (S,HD). 2/3.

The lifting of a hugely expensive sculpture into a private home in Somerset proves a logistical nightmare, while high winds lead to jobs being cancelled across the country.

7.30 The X Factor (S,HD). 10/22.The remaining acts have a final chance to impress Gary Barlow, Nicole Scherzinger, Sharon Osbourne and Louis Walsh as they compete in more bootcamp challenges at London’s Wembley Arena. The contestants are hoping to get through to the judges’ houses, but this year the stakes are higher than ever as they compete for a seat on stage – each one representing a place at their mentor’s house.

9.00 By Any Means (S,HD). 2/6. A girl’s body is found in the boot of a car belonging to a wellrespected judge, and Helen is convinced the accused has been framed by an ex-policeman with a personal vendetta. Crime drama, starring Warren Brown.

9.00 The Story of the Jews (S,HD).

5/5. Simon Schama examines how the Holocaust and the subsequent creation of the state of Israel in 1948 fundamentally changed what it means to be Jewish. Last in the series.

9.00 Big Fat Quiz of the 90s (S).

Jonathan Ross, Jo Brand, Sue Perkins, Lee Mack, Bob Mortimer and Richard Ayoade demonstrate how much they remember about the 1990s.

Jimmy Carr asks the questions.

10.35 Gogglebox (R,S). 1/13. Some of Britain’s most opinionated viewers comment on shows from the past seven days, including The X Factor and The Great British Bake Off. Narrated by Caroline Aherne.

9.00 Gone in 60 Seconds (S,HD) (2000). A veteran car thief is forced out of retirement to steal 50 top-of-the-range vehicles in exchange for his brother’s life. While his sibling is held hostage by a sadistic gangster, he asks his former cronies to help – but with the clock ticking and just a few days remaining to pull off the daunting task, their chances of success are hanging by a thread. Thriller, starring Nicolas Cage, Angelina Jolie, Giovanni Ribisi and Robert Duvall. ●●

11.20 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (R,S).

5/18. Alan celebrates the show’s 100th episode, with chat and music by Justin Timberlake and Rihanna, and boxer David Haye’s thoughts about his upcoming bout with Tyson Fury.

11.25 Timecop (S) (1994). A federal agent goes back in time to track down a corrupt politician who has the power to manipulate history. Sci-fi adventure, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Ron Silver. ●●●

12.35 Paddy’s TV Guide (R,S,HD). 1.15 American Football Live (S). Atlanta Falcons v New England Patriots (kick-off 1.30am). Coverage of the inter-conference match from the Georgia Dome. 4.45 British F3 (R,S). 5.10 Brief Encounters of the Sporting Mind: Golf (R,S). 5.15 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

1.15 SuperCasino 3.55 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S). 4.20 Make It Big (R,S).

4.50 Roary the Racing Car (R,S). 5.00 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.10 Hana’s Helpline (R,S). 5.20 Angels of Jarm (R,S).

5.25 The Funky Valley Show (R,S). 5.40 Roary the Racing Car (R,S). 5.50 Hana’s Helpline (R,S).

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9.00 Downton Abbey (S,HD). 2/9.

Mary takes an interest in the running of the estate, but meets firm resistance from her father. Lady Rose MacClare finds herself in a predicament at a tea dance in York. Drama, starring Michelle Dockery.

10.00 The Wrong Mans (R,S,HD).

1/6. Comedy thriller, starring James Corden and Mathew Baynton.

10.30 QI XL (S,HD). 4/16. Extended edition, with Sue Perkins, Ross Noble and David Mitchell.

11.25 New Town Killers (S,HD) (2008). An inner-city teenager agrees to act as prey in a deadly game of cat and mouse played by a wealthy banker. Thriller, starring Dougray Scott and James Anthony Pearson. ●●●

11.15 Never Mind the Buzzcocks (R,S,HD). 1/13. John Hannah hosts, with guests Basement Jaxx, AlunaGeorge and James Acaster.

11.45 Sus (S,HD) (2010). Drama, starring Clint Dyer. ●●●

10.05 ITV News (S); Weather.

10.20 Larry Crowne (S,HD) (2011).

Premiere. A middle-aged man loses his job, and decides to fill his empty days by returning to college. He develops a new circle of friends among the various outcasts who have enrolled, and falls for his public speaking teacher, who has become disenchanted with her job and her marriage. Comedy drama, directed by and starring Tom Hanks. With Julia Roberts and Cedric the Entertainer. ●●●

1.00 Weatherview (S). 1.05 BBC News (S,HD).

1.15 Sign Zone: Countryfile (R,S). Ellie Harrison witnesses the homecoming of a remarkable horse in Devon and Tom Heap asks whether the number of domestic cats in the UK is posing a threat to wildlife. 2.10 Sign Zone: Holby City (R,S). Hanssen warns Malick to tread carefully after his recent behaviour. 3.10 This Is BBC Two (S).

12.10 Premiership Rugby Union (S,HD).

Action from the fourth round of top-flight fixtures. 1.00 The Store. Home shopping.

3.00 British Superbike Championship Highlights (S,HD). Round 10 from Assen in the Netherlands. 3.55 Motorsport UK (S,HD). 4.40 ITV Nightscreen (HD). 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S).

Bristol Harbourside

Police Interceptors, 11.20am 6.20 Superman (S) (1978). A fledgling superhero crash-lands on Earth after evacuation from his home planet and is taken in by an elderly couple who raise him as their own. But with adolescence comes a greater understanding of his superhuman powers, leading to his rebirth as a crusader for justice. Adventure, with Christopher Reeve and Gene Hackman. ●●●●● 8.55 5 News Weekend (S,HD).

10.00 Regional News (S,HD).

10.25 Match of the Day 2 (S,HD).

Highlights of the latest Premier League matches, which were Stoke City v Norwich City at the Britannia Stadium and Sunderland v Liverpool at the Stadium of Light.

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8.00 Kevin McCloud’s Man Made Home (S). 2/4. Having moved his cabin to the beach, Kevin doubles the floor space with a new sun lounge, puts up a hammock and dives in London’s oldest dock in search of junk to recycle.

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6.15 ITV News (S); Weather.

6.30 Surprise Surprise (S,HD). 3/10.

A father and daughter are reunited.

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6.00 Great British Railway Journeys (R,S,HD). 10/25. The role Weymouth played in the D-Day landings.

6.30 The Great British Bake Off (R,S,HD). 6/16.

7.30 The Ginge, the Geordie and the Geek (S,HD). 1/6. New series. Comedy sketch show, starring Graeme Rooney, Paul Charlton and Kevin O’Loughlin.

7.00 Countryfile (S,HD). Matt Baker and Ellie Harrison visit the Shropshire town of Ludlow during its annual food and drink festival. Including Weather for the Week Ahead.

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BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Rip Off Britain (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 11.00 Real Rescues (S,HD).

11.45 Claimed and Shamed (R,S,HD).

12.15 Bargain Hunt (S,HD). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (R,S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (R,S,HD). 3.45 Country Show Cook Off (R,S,HD). 4.15 Flog It! (R,S,HD).

5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

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6.00 This Is BBC Two (S). 6.05 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 7.05 Sheriffs Are Coming (R,S,HD). 7.50 Claimed and Shamed (R,S,HD).

8.20 Sign Zone: Wanted Down Under (R,S).

9.05 Watchdog (R,S). 10.05 Incredible Spice Men (R,S). 10.35 Click (R,S,HD). 11.00 News (S,HD). 11.30 Daily Politics Conference Special (S). 1.00 Classic Mastermind (S). 1.30 Weakest Link (R,S). 2.15 Great British Menu (R,S,HD). 2.45 Oceans (R,S,HD). 3.45 Elephant Diaries (R,S). 4.15 South Pacific (R,S,HD). 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow (S).

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ITV

6.00 Daybreak (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S).

9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). 1.30 ITV News (S); Weather. 1.55 ITV News Central (S). 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S,HD). 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S,HD). 3.59 ITV Central Weather (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (S,HD).

Quiz show, hosted by Ben Shephard. 5.00 The Chase (S,HD). Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh.

Channel 4

6.10 The Hoobs 7.00 According to Jim (HD). 7.25 Will & Grace 7.55 Frasier. 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Four Rooms US (HD). 11.00 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun (HD). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary. 12.05 River Cottage Every Day (HD). 1.05 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems (HD). 1.25 Film: Green for Danger (1946) ●●●● 3.10 Countdown (HD). 4.00 Deal or No Deal (HD). 5.00 Four in a Bed (HD).

5.30 Come Dine with Me (HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Cowboy Builders (R,S,HD).

12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Hustling America (R,S,HD). 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD).

2.15 Castle (R,S,HD). 3.15 Film: Her Fatal Flaw (S) (2006). Crime drama, starring Victoria Pratt, Vincent Spano and Chris Kramer. Edited for daytime broadcast. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

The Hairy Bikers … 7pm

Emmerdale, 7pm

Jamie’s Money Saving Meals, 8pm

Under the Dome, 10pm

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6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.00 ITV News Central (S); Weather.

6.30 ITV News (S); Weather.

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 7/20. With the guest voice of Jack Black.

6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Ste receives unexpected financial assistance ahead of his court appearance.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD).

Heath is furious when Bianca fails to mention Zac accompanied her to the dinner.

6.30 NewsTalk Live (S,HD).

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by Alex Jones and Matt Baker.

7.30 Regional Programme (S).

Followed by BBC News.

6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 65/140. Quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two (S,HD). New series.

Zoe Ball looks back at the first two live shows.

7.00 The Hairy Bikers: Everyday Gourmets (R,S,HD). 6/6. Si King and Dave Myers demonstrate how to make a restaurantquality meal on a tight budget.

Last in the series.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Nicola discovers Jimmy is in hospital.

7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD).

David tells Kylie they should make a fresh start.

7.00 News (S).

7.55 4thought.tv (S). A week of talks by five of Britain’s oldest citizens.

7.00 Nature Shock: Giraffe Feast (S,HD). Lions in a Tanzania game reserve that have begun to hunt giraffes. Followed by 5 News Update.

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8.00 EastEnders (S,HD). Carol agrees David can stay while he recovers from his beating.

8.30 A Question of Sport (S,HD).

1/36. New series. With Michael Owen, Louis Smith, Ben Youngs and Helen Glover.

8.00 University Challenge (S,HD).

12/37. Cardiff University takes on the University of Exeter in the student quiz.

8.30 Tom Kerridge’s Proper Pub Food (S,HD). 2/6. Recipes inspired by beer gardens and barbecues.

8.00 Countrywise (S,HD). 5/8. Ben Fogle heads to Cumbria to observe timber wolves, and Paul Heiney reports on the resurgence of scything.

8.30 Coronation Street (S,HD).

Nick repeatedly says David’s name.

8.00 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals (S,HD). 5/6. Roast shoulder of lamb with all the trimmings.

8.30 Gadget Man (S). 5/6. Richard Ayoade tests a range of products designed to make DIY home decorating a stress-free activity.

8.00 Police Interceptors (S,HD).

Andy deals with a case of criminal damage at a house party, while Duggie and Mark respond to a report of a car abandoned after being involved in a crash. Last in the series. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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9.00 Motorway Cops (S,HD).

Motorway police clear the road following a fatal head-on collision near Birmingham city centre, and a trucker is caught using his mobile phone at the wheel.

9.00 The Midwives (S,HD). 7/8.

Staff at University Hospital of Wales looking after mothersto-be who need additional medical support and care, including a woman whose baby’s growth has slowed down.

9.00 Doc Martin (S,HD). 5/8. Mrs Tishell returns to the village, and her affection for Martin quickly disappears when he refuses to pass her fit for work.

Meanwhile, PC Penhale shoots himself in the foot.

9.00 The Fried Chicken Shop (S).

3/3. The documentary captures a conversation between two students about the benefits of self-employment and the aspirations of this generation’s next entrepreneurs. Last in the series.

9.00 Broadmoor: The Inside Story (S,HD). 1/2. Part one of two.

Documentary charting the history of the psychiatric hospital, examining the diverse treatments different regimes have applied since it opened 150 years ago.

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD).

10.25 Regional News (S); Weather.

10.35 Saving Syria’s Children – Panorama (S,HD). Special edition of the documentary, travelling inside Syria to reveal the devastating impact of the civil war on children.

11.05 BBC News: The Editors (S,HD). 6/11. Reports on Syria and Scottish independence.

11.35 The Name of the Rose (S) (1986). Medieval mystery, starring Sean Connery and Christian Slater. ●●●● 1.40 Weatherview (S). 1.45 BBC News (S,HD).

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10.00 Never Mind the Buzzcocks (S,HD). 2/13. Russell Howard hosts, with guests Conor Maynard and Lethal Bizzle.

10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Presented

by Jeremy Paxman. Followed by Weather.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S).

10.30 ITV News Central (S); Weather.

10.35 Through the Keyhole (R,S,HD). 5/6. Larry Lamb and Emma Bunton join Dave Berry on the panel.

10.00 Porn on the Brain (S). Former Loaded editor Martin Daubney examines how young minds are affected by pornography, discovering how sexually explicit material has changed since his adolescence.

10.00 Under the Dome (S,HD). 7/13.

Norrie and Joe search for the centre of the dome, Julia’s neighbour Harriet goes into premature labour and Ollie decides to claim Big Jim’s propane supply for himself.

11.20 Today at Conference (S). The second day of the Conservative Party’s annual gathering.

11.50 The Women’s Football Show (S,HD). Including highlights of Liverpool Ladies v Bristol Academy.

11.35 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Gloria Hunniford (R,S,HD).

2/6. The presenter talks about her career and her daughter Caron Keating’s death.

11.05 Educating Yorkshire (R,S).

4/8. The documentary follows the school lives of unlikely duo Safiyyah and Hadiqa, as a crisis in their friendship threatens to derail the girls’ plans and cause major upset.

11.00 Hostel (S) (2005). Three backpackers are lured to a Slovakian inn where wealthy depraved businessmen pay for the chance to torture people to death. Horror, starring Jay Hernandez. ●●

12.20 The Story of the Jews (R,S,HD).

Simon Schama examines how the Holocaust and the subsequent creation of the state of Israel in 1948 fundamentally changed what it means to be Jewish. Last in the series.

1.20 Sign Zone: Martin Luther King and the March on Washington (R,S). 2.20 This Is BBC Two (S). 4.00 Learning Zone

12.30 Jackpot247 Viewers get the chance to participate in live interactive gaming from the comfort of their sofas, with a mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team. 3.00 Champions League Weekly (S,HD). 3.25 ITV Nightscreen (HD). 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S).

12.05 First Time Farmers (R,S,HD). 1.05 Random Acts (S). 1.10 Film: Gunga Jumna (1961). Musical crime thriller, starring Dilip Kumar and Vyjayanthimala.

In Hindi and Awadhi. ●●● 4.05 Film: Dark Waters (S) (1944). Thriller, starring Merle Oberon and Franchot Tone. ●● 5.40 Countdown (R,S,HD).

12.45 Campus PD (S,HD). Officer Dimmit busts an out-of-control party in Chico, California, and Officer Williams prepares to arrest a driver involved in a hit-and-run incident. 1.10 SuperCasino 3.55 Great Scientists (R,S). 4.20 Great Artists (R,S).

4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R,S).

Radio 3 6.30am Breakfast 9.00 Essential Classics Noon Composer

12.04 You and Yours 12.57 Weather 1.00 The World at One 1.45

12.30 Book of the Week: Beowulf 12.48 Shipping Forecast 1.00 As

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BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Rip Off Britain (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S,HD). 11.00 Real Rescues (S,HD). 11.45 Claimed and Shamed (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S,HD).

1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD).

2.15 Perfection (R,S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (R,S,HD). 3.45 Country Show Cook Off (R,S,HD). 4.15 Flog It! (R,S,HD).

5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

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BBC2

6.00 This Is BBC Two (S). 6.05 Homes Under the Hammer 7.05 Real Rescues 7.50 Claimed and Shamed 8.20 Sign Zone: Wanted Down Under 9.05 Britain’s Big Wildlife Revival (R,S). 10.05 The Incredible Spice Men (R,S).

10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 BBC World News (S,HD). 12.00 Daily Politics Conference Special (S). 1.00 Classic Mastermind (R,S). 1.30 Weakest Link (R,S).

2.15 Great British Menu 2.45 Oceans (R,S,HD).

3.45 Elephant Diaries (R,S). 4.15 South Pacific (R,S,HD). 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow

ITV

6.00 Daybreak (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S).

9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). 1.30 ITV News (S); Weather. 1.55 ITV News Central (S). 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S,HD). 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S,HD). 3.59 ITV Central Weather (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (S,HD).

Quiz show, hosted by Ben Shephard. 5.00 The Chase (S,HD). Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh.

Channel 4

6.25 The Treacle People 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 According to Jim 7.30 Will & Grace 7.55 Frasier 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Four Rooms 11.00 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun (HD). 12.00 News Summary 12.05 River Cottage Every Day 1.10 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 1.30 Film: Siege of the Saxons (HD) (1963) ●● 3.10 Countdown (HD).

4.00 Deal or No Deal (HD). 5.00 Four in a Bed (HD). 5.30 Come Dine with Me (HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Cowboy Builders (R,S,HD).

12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Animal Maternity (R,S,HD). 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD).

2.15 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (R,S,HD). 3.15 Inside Hollywood 3.20 Film: Jane Doe: Eye of the Beholder (S) (2007). Mystery, with Lea Thompson and Jessy Schram. ●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD).

5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

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7.00 News (S).

7.55 4thought.tv (S). Diana Gould states her belief that religion has to change with the times.

7.00 Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead (R,S,HD). Documentary following Joe Cross as he attempts to regain control of his health. Followed by 5 News Update.

8.00 Double Your House for Half the Money (S,HD). 7/10. A West Sussex couple’s plans to extend their property run into trouble on the first day, and a woman takes charge of the build on her south London Victorian terrace.

8.00 New Cowboy Builders (S,HD).

Dominic Littlewood and Melinda Messenger help a couple in Southampton who lost all confidence in their builder after a series of delays and broken promises. Followed by 5 News at 9.

9.00 My Big Fat Gypsy Christening (S,HD). The attitudes of British gypsies and travellers toward birth and death, revealing the customs, rituals and ceremonies observed for pregnancy, childcare and funerals.

9.00 CSI: NY (S,HD). 13/17. The detectives are called in to investigate the case of a man who fell to his death from an allegedly cursed building and find he was a pickpocket preying on tourists. Crime drama, starring Sela Ward.

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7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Amy nearly misses Joanie’s visit after spending the night with Andy.

7.30 Live UEFA Champions League (S,HD). Celtic v Barcelona (kick-off 7.45pm).

Coverage of the Group H match at Celtic Park, where the sides face each other once again after being drawn in the same group last season. The corresponding fixture in the previous campaign produced a memorable night for the Bhoys, as they secured an unexpected 2-1 victory that helped ensure they progressed to the knockout stage. Presented by Adrian Chiles, with commentary by Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend, and analysis from Roy Keane, Lee Dixon and Gordon Strachan.

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6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD).

Heath and Bianca work through their differences, and Maddy puts Spencer’s feelings first.

6.30 NewsTalk Live (S,HD).

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6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 8/20.

Sideshow Bob and his family plot to kill Bart.

6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD).

8.00 The Great British Bake Off (S,HD). 7/16. The remaining six contestants face three tasks involving pastry, making signature suet puddings, choux buns filled with creme patissiere, and three different types of puff pastries.

9.00 New Tricks (S,HD). 10/10. Sasha is asked to prove a crime boss was convicted on false evidence, even though she is certain the same man killed her CID partner eight years before.

Tamzin Outhwaite and Denis Lawson star. Last in the series.

9.00 The Wrong Mans (S,HD). 2/6.

Sam and Phil try to rescue Mr Stevens’ wife.

9.30 The Sarah Millican Television Programme (S,HD). 2/6. With guests Michael Palin, Helen Skelton and Tim Wonnacott.

10.00 BBC News (S,HD).

10.25 Regional News (S). Followed

by National Lottery Update.

10.35 The Stephen Lawrence Unity Concert (S,HD). Highlights of Sunday’s concert at the O2, hosted by Nick Grimshaw and Reggie Yates.

11.35 Who Do You Think You Are? (R,S,HD). 10/10. John Simpson follows his great-grandmother to the Wild West. Last in the series.

10.00 Later Live – with Jools Holland (S,HD). 3/8. With Franz Ferdinand, Goldfrapp, Gregory Porter, James Blake and Radkey.

10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Presented

by Jeremy Paxman. Followed by Weather.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S).

10.30 ITV News Central (S); Weather.

10.35 UEFA Champions League: Extra Time (S,HD). Highlights from tonight’s group-stage matches, including Celtic v Barcelona.

10.00 London Irish (S). 2/6. Comedy, starring Kerr Logan.

10.30 My Tattoo Addiction (R,S).

1/3. Documentary exploring the world of body art, featuring an unemployed father-of-six whose facial tattoos prevent him from getting regular work.

10.00 Castle (S,HD). 2/24. Beckett and Castle investigate when famous psychic Vivien Marchand is found dead, having apparently predicted her own murder.

10.55 Body of Proof (R,S,HD). 2/9. A man and his former sweetheart are found shot dead in a car.

11.20 Today at Conference (S).

Highlights of the third day of the Conservative Party’s annual gathering.

11.50 The Crane Gang (R,S,HD). 2/3.

High winds lead to jobs being cancelled across the country.

11.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside, where he invites American guests to air their differences, and dispenses his own judgment on the situation.

11.35 Celebrity Fifteen to One (R,S). A one-off special of the fast-paced quiz, as 15 famous faces including Jonathan Ross, Jo Brand, Fern Britton and Eamonn Holmes compete to win money for charity.

11.50 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (R,S,HD). 4/16. The chief financial officer of a fraudulent hedge fund is killed, leading Wheeler and Nichols to investigate the therapy sessions the company’s CEO is attending.

12.50 Sign Zone: The United States of Television: America in Primetime (R,S).

Alan Yentob reflects on the social changes that transformed the traditional image of a stay-at-home mother portrayed on American TV in the 1950s into the independent woman of today. 1.50 This Is BBC Two (S). 4.00 BBC Learning Zone

12.20 Jackpot247 Viewers get the chance to participate in live interactive gaming from the comfort of their sofas, with a mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team. 3.00 Loose Women (R,S,HD). With Lorraine Kelly and Brian McFadden. 3.45 ITV Nightscreen (HD).

5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S).

12.30 Random Acts (S). Short film featuring a visual display by FIELD. 12.35 Poker (S). 1.30 American Football: Hard Knocks (R,S). 2.25 KOTV Boxing Weekly (S). 2.55 Beach Volleyball (S). 3.50 The Grid (R,S). 4.20 Blancpain Endurance Series (R,S). 5.15 The Great North Swim (R,S,HD).

12.40 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours (R,S). A girl from a wealthy family is abducted in Vancouver, but the kidnappers make a major mistake that leads to their downfall. 1.05 SuperCasino 3.55 Great Scientists (R,S). 4.20 Great Artists (R,S).

4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R,S).

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6.00 ITV News Central (S); Weather.

6.30 ITV News (S); Weather.

8.00 Holby City (S,HD). 51/52.

Hanssen is still reeling after learning he is to be a grandfather, and furious when Chantelle puts a pregnant patient at risk. Malick turns up for his first day as a consultant.

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6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 66/140. Quiz show.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two (S,HD). Karen Hardy analyses the couples’ choreography.

7.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Bakeation (R,S,HD). 1/8. Si King and Dave Myers bike from north to south through Europe, searching for the best baking each country has to offer.

7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Live chat and topical reports.

7.30 EastEnders (S,HD). David continues to try to win Carol over. Followed by BBC News.

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather.

6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

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6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Rip Off Britain (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 11.00 Real Rescues (S,HD).

11.45 Claimed and Shamed (R,S,HD).

12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S,HD). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Perfection (R,S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (R,S,HD). 3.45 Country Show Cook Off (R,S,HD). 4.15 Flog It! (R,S,HD).

5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

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6.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD).

7.00 Real Rescues 7.45 Claimed and Shamed 8.15 Sign Zone: Wanted Down Under 9.00 Hairy Bikers’ Meals on Wheels Back on the Road 10.00 Inspire: The Olympic Journey 10.30 See Hear 11.00 Daily Politics Conference Special (S). 1.00 Classic Mastermind 1.30 Weakest Link (R,S).

2.15 Great British Menu 2.45 Oceans 3.45 Elephant Diaries (R,S). 4.15 South Pacific (R,S,HD). 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow (R,S). 5.55 Party Political Broadcast (S).

ITV

6.00 Daybreak (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S).

9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). 1.30 ITV News (S); Weather. 1.55 ITV News Central (S). 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S,HD). 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S,HD). 3.59 ITV Central Weather (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (S,HD).

Quiz show, hosted by Ben Shephard. 5.00 The Chase (S,HD). Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh.

Channel 4

6.10 The Hoobs 7.00 According to Jim (HD). 7.30 Will & Grace 7.55 Frasier 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Four Rooms (HD). 11.00 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun (HD). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 River Cottage Every Day (HD). 1.05 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems (HD). 1.30 Film: Bugles in the Afternoon (1952). ●● 3.10 Countdown (HD). 4.00 Deal or No Deal (HD). 5.00 Four in a Bed (HD). 5.30 Come Dine with Me (HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Cowboy Builders (R,S,HD).

12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 The Railway: First Great Western (R,S,HD). 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD).

1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S).

3.15 Film: Seventeen and Missing (S) (2006). Thriller, starring Dedee Pfeiffer and Matthew Harrison. ●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD). Marty is confronted about the hit-and-run.

Strictly Come Dancing … 6.30pm

James Nesbitt’s Ireland, 11.35pm

The Three Day Nanny, 8pm

Robson’s Extreme Fishing … 7pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather.

6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.55 Party Political Broadcast (R,S). By the Conservative Party.

6.00 ITV News Central (S); Weather.

6.25 Party Political Broadcast (S).

By the Conservative Party.

6.30 ITV News (S); Weather.

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 9/20.

Homer wakes up to find his family missing.

6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD).

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD).

Ricky’s future hangs on Casey’s testimony.

6.30 NewsTalk Live (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Matt Baker and Alex Jones present the live magazine show.

Followed by BBC News.

6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 67/140. Quiz show, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan.

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two (S,HD). Ian Waite analyses the couples’ training.

7.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Bakeation (R,S,HD). 2/8. The second leg of Si King and Dave Myers’ journey in search of Europe’s finest baking takes them through the Low Countries.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Ashley gets the wrong idea about Laurel’s feelings for him.

7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD).

David confides in Tina.

7.00 News (S).

7.55 4thought.tv (S). Immunologist Dr William Frankland, 101, reveals his thoughts on Christianity.

7.00 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge (R,S,HD). The actor heads to Michigan’s Great Lakes. Followed by 5 News Update.

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Watchdog, 8pm

8.00 Watchdog (S,HD). 3/8. Anne Robinson reports on the pram that collapses with the baby inside and reveals how phone companies are cashing in on the cost of making calls abroad.

8.00 The House That £100K Built (S,HD). 3/6. Kieran Long and Piers Taylor follow the progress of a Shropshire couple hoping to transform their crumbling Shropshire farmhouse on a tight budget. Postponed from September 18.

8.00 Big Star’s Little Star (S,HD).

5/6. The entertainment show in which children spill the beans about their famous relatives, talking about their home lives, making heart-warming revelations or telling downright embarrassing stories.

8.00 The Three Day Nanny (S,HD).

3/4. Kathryn Mewes visits Harrogate to help Lisa and Ross with three-year-old Jack and five-year-old Alfie, who have pushed mum to breaking point with their rages and fussy eating.

8.00 Animal Maternity (S,HD).

Three pregnant bongo antelopes approach their due dates at Woburn Safari Park and a hand-reared meerkat is introduced to its new family at Chessington Zoo. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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9.00 The Great British Year (S,HD).

New series. Documentary following British wildlife through the seasons, beginning on New Year’s Day, with the landscape in the grip of winter.

9.00 Science Britannica (S,HD). 3/3.

British science has a long track record of accidental discoveries that were beneficial, including research into why the sky is blue leading to a breakthrough in the fight against bacterial infection. Last in the series.

9.00 Whitechapel (S,HD). 5/6. Part one of two. The team is fearful when Buchan is kidnapped, and Chandler investigates the discovery of a disembowelled body in the sewers. Crime drama, with Rupert PenryJones.

9.00 Grand Designs (S,HD). 5/11.

Colin Mackinnon and Marta Briongos take on an ambitious project to build a bespoke metal home next to an airfield runway, but their plans are hit by a run of bad weather.

9.00 NCIS: The Port-to-Port Killer (R,S,HD). 22/24. Tony’s former Baltimore PD partner is murdered, raising fears that the port-to-port killer has struck again – until new evidence suggests the crime was the work of a copycat.

10.00 The Culture Show: Jon Ronson Meets Malcolm Gladwell – Beware the Underdog (S,HD). 15/32. The author chats about his latest book.

10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed

by Weather.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S).

10.30 ITV News Central (S); Weather.

10.35 Exposure (S,HD). 1/8. New series. Return of the current affairs documentaries shedding light on social, political and economic issues.

10.00 Gogglebox (S). 2/13.

Opinionated viewers comment on shows from the past seven days. Narrated by Caroline Aherne.

10.45 My Big Fat Gypsy Ladies’ Day (R,S,HD). The bond between travellers and horses.

10.00 Wentworth Prison (S,HD).

6/10. Vera tries out a new look in an attempt to catch the eye of prison officer Fletcher, while Governor Davidson is incensed by a television news report that casts aspersions on her integrity.

11.20 Today at Conference (S).

11.50 The Midwives (R,S,HD). 7/8.

This episode focuses on staff at University Hospital of Wales looking after mothers-to-be who need additional medical support and care.

11.35 James Nesbitt’s Ireland (R,S,HD). 3/8. The actor learns about the legend of the Blarney Stone, enjoys a day out at a popular amusement park and experiences some of Ireland’s best live traditional music.

11.50 Random Acts (S). Established artists and amateurs showcase their three-minute films.

11.55 iTunes Festival 2013 (S). 5/5.

Featuring Justin Timberlake, Katy Perry, Pixies and Tinie Tempah. Last in the series.

11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (R,S). 4/23. A police officer shoots his ex-partner dead in a parking lot.

11.55 Inside Hollywood (R).

Magazine show.

12.50 Sign Zone: See Hear (R,S,HD).

Weekly magazine for the deaf and hard of hearing. With voiceover. 1.20 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes from BBC Two. 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (S,HD).

12.05 Jackpot247. Viewers get the chance to participate in live interactive gaming from the comfort of their sofas, with a mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team. 3.00 British Touring Car Championship (HD). 4.15 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S).

12.50 Shameless USA (S,HD). 1.45 Film: Mere Mehboob (1963). A budding poet falls in love with a college girl, but class differences and family opposition threaten their happiness. Romantic musical, starring Sadhana and Rajendra Kumar. ●●● 4.45 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). 5.40 Countdown (R,S,HD).

12.00 The Big Game (S,HD). Poker tournament in which amateurs compete against world-class professionals. 12.50 SuperCasino 3.55 Great Scientists (R,S).

Isaac Newton’s revolutionary theories. 4.20 Great Artists (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R,S).

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10.25 Regional News (S). Followed

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10.35 Father Figure (S,HD). 3/6. Tom enters a competition to find the house husband of the year.

Comedy, starring Jason Byrne and Pauline McLynn.

11.05 Room 101 – Extra Storage (R,S,HD). 3/8. With Alice Cooper, Chris Tarrant and Chris Packham.

11.45 Judgment Night (S) (1993).

Thriller, with Emilio Estevez and Stephen Dorff. ●●● 1.30 Weatherview (S). 1.35 BBC News (S,HD).

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