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This month is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. The statistics surrounding this disease are shocking. There are an estimated 550,000 people living in the UK today who have had a diagnosis of breast cancer, every year nearly 12,000 people die because of it and 1 in 8 women will develop breast cancer in their lifetime. But if these figures weren’t enough to show how important it is to support Breast Cancer Care in their work to help anyone affected by breast cancer, then read our article on pages 4 and 5, about not just the physical, but also emotional affects that the disease can have.

EDITORIAL Lynne Fernquest This is a cause that is very close to my heart. Before I was born, my aunt was diagnosed with breast cancer. Back then treatment was nowhere near as advanced as it is now, but she was one of the lucky ones and is now in her 80s and still going strong. There are many other aunts, sisters, nieces, daughters and mothers that have not fared so well however. And for every one of them I urge you to do your bit to support Breast Cancer Awareness Month this October.

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Feeling feminine after cancer fight

reast cancer survival rates in the UK are higher than ever. Around 55,000 people are diagnosed each year, but fewer than 12,000 now die from breast cancer annually. Naturally, cancer survivors have a lot to be thankful for, but that doesn’t mean that life after breast cancer is problem-free. For this year’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month, Breast Cancer Care is aiming to highlight the body confidence problems that are so common for people overcoming the disease, and the help that’s available to them. “The physical and emotional impact of this disease and its treatment cannot be underestimated or trivialised,” stresses Samia Al Qadhi, chief executive of Breast Cancer Care. “Breast cancer can deal a crushing blow to a woman’s self-esteem, body image and relationships when she may be at her lowest ebb, and this can persist for many years.” Ismena Clout has had breast cancer for nine years, and for much of this time she suffered in silence about the huge changes to her body. Diagnosed at the age of 29, she underwent a single mastectomy but didn’t have reconstructive surgery as her cancer was aggressive and she urgently needed chemotherapy, and then “I just wanted to get on and live”. Afterwards, she kept her angst about her altered appearance to herself. “I didn’t make the most of the help that was on offer, and that affected me quite heavily afterwards,” she explains. The treatment had also caused her to gain weight, and she adds: “I went into a

big depression, and I can attribute a lot of that to needing to find who I was again.” Nearly three years ago, after more than six years in remission, Clout, found she had secondary breast cancer. It’s in her bones, liver, and a lymph node in her chest. Although it wasn’t in her remaining breast, she elected to have it removed 18 months ago, because she “wanted to be even”. She urges anyone dealing with the aftermath of breast cancer to use all the help available. “I want my confidence back,” she stresses. “I want to go out and look fabulous, I want to feel like I’m a woman and have my femininity. “It’s so hard because breast cancer affects all the main areas classed as the most feminine – your hair, weight, breasts. Saying ‘Aren’t you just happy to be alive?’ is far too simple.”

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Go girly this season with fashion’s lipstick-inspired shades. From pretty to punk, Lisa Haynes reveals how to pull off pink. It’s the surprise colour for autumn that has created a (candyfloss light) style stampede. Pastel pink is ‘the’ must-have hue on every fashion editor’s It List. Put aside Barbie doll connotations and give pink the colour credibility it’s due. Design houses including Lanvin, Dior, Celine and Miu Miu all paraded blush hues on the international catwalks, breaking away from the traditional black, navy and grey winter palette. It’s official, this season, pink is the new black. Brighten up the gloomy days of winter with a pink coat for an instant rosy glow. Pink cover-ups come in every shade imaginable from barely-there blush, that works in the same way as a neutral, through to electrifying neon, to really make a statement. The paler the shade, the less practical the coat, especially if you’re prone to spills and stains. For the coolest silhouette, balance out the prettiness of the pink with an

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androgynous oversized shape. Bubblegum pinks are the standout tones for autumn and can look elegant and grown-up for evening or officewear. Look for unexpected fabrics and textures to create interest in your outfit, like sequins and faux fur – this contrast will work especially well if you’re planning a top-to-toe pink look. Think fluffy pink angora jumper teamed with a vinyl pink pencil skirt. Don’t forget you can introduce prints to your pinks too. A traditional tartan check suddenly looks fresh and contemporary for winter set against an icy pastel pink. Pink doesn’t have to mean uber-pretty and girly. If you want a stronger look, steer clear of dusty tones and pick out the punchier pinks like fuchsia, neon and raspberry. These tones are the perfect tag team with black and grey, especially if you can’t get your head around the idea of wearing pastels in winter. If bright pinks can’t persuade you to part company with your dark wardrobe, punctuate your outfit instead. You can still stay on the rebellious side of pink with hardware details, like studs, to add an edge.

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Heaths & heather for winter weather

maller shrubs provide the essential structure of most gardens and, as we move into autumn and winter, they deliver much of the visual interest too. But the value and uses of garden shrubs are more extensive than you might initially think. Did you know, for example, that oil derived from the Gaultheria shrub (common name checkerberry or mountain tea plant) is used to flavour some toothpastes and chewing gum? Shrubs like this are also important for bringing bio-diversity to the garden. Birds, insects and small mammals love their flowers and berries.

Ready for festive fun?

Gaultheria is a great starting point in our exploration of compact shrubs. The evergreen leaves and striking red

berries are the perfect complement for the festive season, so it makes a wonderful ‘Christmas’ plant. They’re ideal in pots as winter decoration for patios or balconies, but are also excellent as ground cover or for growing beneath larger trees and shrubs. Gaultheria really is an all-year round plant, with its pretty white flowers in June and bright red berries, and beautiful purple-colored leaves in autumn and winter. Gaultheria procumbens (an RHS Award of Garden Merit holder) is easy to grow and very hardy, as well as delivering wonderful visual benefits. You may also want to look at Pernettya – a similar compact evergreen. Shrubs love to be planted in the autumn when the soil is still warm but their metabolisms are slowing down. This is also the time when garden centres carry their best

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Scent of spring

Skimmia is a fantastic choice of compact shrub. Plant now in time for Christmas, and enjoy the scent of spring before it arrives. Skimmia is distantly related to the lemon and orange, which explains the characteristic citrus fragrance of the leaves. Another great balcony or patio plant, Skimmia comes in white, cream and pink varieties. It is the female plants that are berry-bearing, but they must have male cultivars nearby to produce a crop. Skimmia japonica ‘Rubella’ is a sure-fire winner.

A magical shrub?

It used to be believed that the way that cold intensifies the colours of Leucothoe had to be an indication of magical qualities. What is for certain

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is that this evergreen, hardy shrub occurs in many beautiful colours including green, cream , yellow, pink, red and purple. Low-growing varieties are great as ground cover (e.g. Leucothoe ‘ Zeblid‘). For a taller, border plant look out for Leucothoe ‘Walteri’. Leucothoe is renowned for its beautiful autumn

coloring. Remember that the more sun the plant gets, the more intense are the colours of its leaves. So, plant in moist, well-drained acidic soil, as far as possible in full sun.

Heaths and heathers

Closely related but distinctly different, Calluna vulgaris, or heather, flowers mainly in late summer and autumn, whereas Erica or heath predominantly flowers in winter or spring. Both grow best in moist, well-drained acidic soil. Erica carnea f. alba ‘Springwood White’ flowers in winter through to spring and is an RHS Award of Garden Merit plant. For autumn flowers, go for Calluna vulgaris ‘Beoley Gold’, which is also an AGM plant. Explore and investigate this wonderful plant group at your local garden centre and be sure to find space for some of them in your garden. Remember, even if your soil is not quite right for these acid-lovers, you can work ericaceous compost into your soil or grow in containers. Either way, beautiful little shrubs like these will bring you enjoyment right through the months when many other plants are sleeping. Visit www.colour-your-life.co.uk for more plant stories and practical, as well as information on gardening and plants.

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Wrap the pork in cling film to allow the marinade to soak into the pork. Leave to marinade in the fridge for 24 hours. Take pork out of the fridge an hour before cooking to allow the pork to rise to room temperature. Preheat oven to 180/ gas mark 4. Roast in oven for 1 and a half to 2 hours, until golden brown and crisp. Check pork every 25mins and re-baste when desired to stop the pork becoming dry. At the end of the cooking time, pierce the thickest part of the meat with a skewer, if the juices come out clear, remove from the oven, cover in aluminium foil and rest in a warm place for 10 minutes. Carve and serve. Season as Preferred ■ Recipe from Morning to Midnight by Hotel Chocolat. Available from www.hotelchocolat.co.uk or stores nationwide

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Chocs away for chocolate week This week is National Chocolate Week, but while most people only think of chocolate as a sweet treat, it can also be used as a savoury ingredient, as this recipe for pork with a spicy chocolate sauce, from high street chocolatiers Hotel Chocolat, shows. A look at culinary history reveals that chocolate has long been used in savoury dishes as well, and recent research on taste offers some good reasons to bring back the tradition. In Latin America and Africa chocolate is regularly used in savoury dishes. It was only after chocolate was imported to Europe in the 1500s that it was first combined with sugar, but that doesn’t mean that European chefs didn’t use it in savoury dishes as well. As chocolate migrated from the Iberian Peninsula into Italy and France, it was most often served with game and in braised dishes: hare, venison, and

duck. Indeed, adding small amounts of bittersweet chocolate or cocoa powder to such stews, either at the beginning of the cooking process or at the end, lends complexity and colour. Another early European use for chocolate was in agrodolce (literally “sour and sweet”), an Italian sauce made from reduced wine or vinegar. And to this day, some recipes for coq au vin include an underlying note of chocolate (although the practice has remained somewhat limited to Spain and Italy). Contemporary cooks can beef up their wine reductions and pan sauces with a hit of grated chocolate, where it acts as a liaison or emulsifier, at the same time accentuating other flavours and pulling them forward. The key is to use a small amount of quality chocolate that isn’t too sweet – look for cacao content of 70 per cent or higher.

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Wetherspoons 16-Day Beer Festival – Until Thurs Oct 31 Beers from the USA and UK. The King of Wessex, James Street West, Bath

Bath Quilters Meeting Speaker Jenny Fox-Proverbs, Future Publishing. St Luke’s Church Hall, Wellsway, Bath. Visitors £5

Bath Writers Inc... Enjoy getting together with other writers, 2.15pm. Cosy Club Restaurant, SouthGate, Bath

Talk at American Museum

Race War: Black American GIs

in Bristol and Gloucestershire during World War II, 6pm. Claverton Down, Bath. £7/£5

Geography and Adventure Jeremy Seal, The Meander, Turkey’s Original Winding River, 7.30pm. BRLSI, Queen Square, Bath

Mr Wilkins’ Shilling Women’s Northwest Morris 8-10pm. Methodist Church Hall, Northend, Batheaston. New dancers always welcome. 01225 869086

Bath Good Afternoon Choir No auditions, everyone welcome, 2-4pm. Argyle Hall,

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Daytime Singing Group 11am-12.30pm. Rush Hill United Reformed Church, Frome Road, Odd Down, Bath. 07592 016878

Rubber Bridge (ACOL) 2-6pm hosted by Dennis Bernard in Weston. Stake 50p a hundred. 01225 484523

Bath Bridge Club Duplicate Bridge with Masterpoints, 7.15pm. Bath Football Club Rooms, Twerton High Street, Bath. 01225 310326

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All knitters welcome. 7-9pm. Unit 9, Brassmill Enterprise Centre, Brassmill Lane, Bath. 01225 462776

Songways Community Choir Fun, rewarding and open to all, 10am-noon, term time. Argyle Hall, Central URC, Grove Street, Bath. £8. songways.co.uk

Bath Spa Band Brass players and percussionists welcome. Rehearsals 8-10pm. Elim Pentecostal Church, Charlotte Street, Bath

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The 2013 Wroughton Lecture Finding Richard, Dr Turi King, 7pm. Wroughton Theatre, King Edward’s School, Bath. Tickets £7.50/£3.50

Pop-Up Face Yoga Event A Face Yoga masterclass, 6-7pm. Sweaty Betty, Bath

Bath Ethnic Minority Senior Citizens Association Annual General Meeting, 2pm. Fairfield House, Bath

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Workshop at American Museum

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Cotswold Voluntary Wardens Walk Little Solsbury Hill and Chilcombe Bottom, 2.5 hrs, 3.5 miles, start 10am Swainswick slip road

Family Workshop Twinning Together Explore the ancient basketry technique of twining with colourful yarns and recycled materials, for families with children from age 5+, 2-4.30pm. The Pound, Pound Pill, Corsham. £15

Bath Organic Community Garden Beginners and experienced gardeners welcome, 10am-1pm. Royal Victoria Park, Bath. 01225 311699

Nature Club/Daycare Animals to care for and enjoy

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Bath Saturday Antiques Flea Market Antiques, collectibles and vintage clothes, 7.30am-5.30pm. Walcot St, Bath

Green Park Market 9am-4.pm including Bath’s Farmers’ Market 9am-1.30pm. Green Park Station, Bath

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Antiques & Collectors Fair 9.30am-3.30pm. Conygre Hall, Timsbury. Entrance 50p

A Performance Lecture Peggy Seeger and Songwriting, 2pm. American Museum, Claverton Down, Bath. Tickets £5.50/£4.50/£3.50

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participate and compete in football, netball, basketball and table tennis against counterparts from schools in the B&NES region from October 21 to 26. To find out more visit www.bethlehem-banes.com.

■ Independent Spirit of Bath presents the Battle of the Brewers on Sunday. Local brewers will be presenting some never-seen-before brews. Tickets £8.50 from Independent Spirit of Bath.

■ European rugby returns to The Rec on Saturday as Bath Rugby host Newport Gwent Dragons in the Amlin Challenge Cup (3pm). Visit www.bathrugby.com for ticket details. ■ Oxjam Bath Music Festival will take place on Saturday and Sunday across Bath raising money for Oxfam. Venues include Moles, The Bell, Sam’s Kitchen, Central Bar, Jika Jika, The Porter, The Nest and Belushi’s. For more information visit www.oxjambath.com. ■ Join in the fundraising on Friday for Ted’s Big Day Out. This year the theme is wear a wig or raise a hat, and people are encouraged to wear wacky headgear. This is the day to have some fun while fundraising for a pioneering new Cancer Centre for the Royal United Hospital in Bath. For details visit www.tedsbigdayout.co.uk.

Jyphu Iwwsl{vu pz h{ {ol Zvukv \olh{yl4 Jh{o4 vu [h{|ykh ■ Expect fun, excitement and a thrilling atmosphere at the Oktoberfest season final at Bath Racecourse on Sunday . Enjoy a selection of continental beers as well as live music throughout the afternoon from the Oompah band. ■ After a big success with their summer-long exhibition at Bowood House, the Bath Society of Botanical Artists are currently holding their annual exhibition at Bath Central Library. The exhibition runs until Saturday October 26. The exhibition includes a display of this year’s special project which has been paintings of fruit and vegetables. Original paintings, prints and cards will be on sale through the exhibition.

■ Brian Appleton’s History of the World in 3 Darts is at the Rondo Theatre, Bath, on Saturday from 8pm. Selly Oak’s most bitter man, rock musicologist and part-time lecturer in Media studies steps out on his firstever UK tour after a lengthy absence. Brian is the creation of Graham Fellows – the man behind comedy legend John Shuttleworth and Goole concreter Dave Tordoff. Tickets cost £12. ■ James Gardiner-Bateman joins the JazzHouse trio at Jazz at The Vaults tonight. James started playing the saxophone at the age of eight while at primary school. After completing his GCSE’s at Wells Cathedral School, he attended the prestigious Chetham’s School of Music in Manchester which led to a place in the Royal Academy of Music. It is difficult to remember just how young James is, but he is already a prodigious talent who is destined to travel far in the Jazz World. Catch him at St James Wine Vaults, Bath, from 8pm. Tickets cost £5.

■ Don’t forget to pick up your copy of Max’s Little Brother by Bath writer Neil Webb, which is published this week. The book is a professionally illustrated rhyming story about a happy little boy – at least he was until his baby brother came along. Neil has written the book under the name Neil James.

M|yvwlhu y|ni yl{|yuz {v \ol Zlj Adult Workshop Transforming Line and Space Explore the versatility of plaited basketry and learn how to weave two-dimensional line into form and space, 10.30am-4.30pm. The Pound, Pound Pill, Corsham. £35

Bath Cycling Club Burrington Combe, 8.30am. Club run starts from Cleveland Bridge, aim to return by 1-1.30pm. 01225 426467 or 07944550933

■ Around 100 secondary school children from Bethlehem will visit Bath to

Spiritualist Meeting 6.30pm service. Corston Village Hall, Sanctuary of the Cross Spiritualist Church

Quiz Night Cross keys, Midford Road, Bath 8pm. In aid of Dorothy House

Reiki Courses Weekly For all levels, 2 day courses. Reiki treatment also available, 10am & 4pm. Corsham area. To book 01249 715179

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Bathampton Community co-op producing food for the local area. Volunteers and helpers required, 11am-4pm. End of Holcombe Lane, Bathampton. 07972 564641

Christopher Wintle, Verdi Today: Reflections on his Bicentenary, 7.30pm. BRLSI, Queen Square, Bath

Literature and Humanities

Keynsham & Saltford Local History Society Illustrated talk on Horstman Cars and Clocks, 7.30pm. The Key Centre, Victoria Methodist Church, Charlton Road, Keynsham. £2.50

The Women’s Royal Army Corps Association Meet 2pm. Manvers Street Baptist Church, Bath

Bach Flower Level 1 Course – Also Tues Oct 22 Massage, have a good knowledge of this system and use of the remedies, 10am-5pm. Combe Down, Bath. For details go to massage.bach@gmail.com

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Golden Oldies

2.30-3.30pm. Community Room, Trinity Road, Combe Down, Bath

HumBugs Singing Group Love to sing? Bring your baby or toddler along too, 10-11am term-time only. St Saviour’s Church, Larkhall, Bath. 07940 597427

Masonic Museum Guided tours throughout the year, also on Wed and Thurs, 11am or 2.30pm. Sat 2.30pm only. 12 Old Orchard Street, Bath. 01225 462233

Bath Spa Band Brass players and percussionists welcome. Rehearsals 8-10pm. Elim Pentecostal Church, Charlotte Street, Bath

Social Bridge 1.30 for 1.45pm (not bank holidays). Museum of Bath at Work, Julian Road, Bath. 01225 310232

Bradford Bridge Club Come and play duplicate bridge, 7-10pm. The Swan Hotel, Bradford on Avon. 01225 865669 or 01225 863072

2nd Bath Girls Brigade

Meditation Classes in Bath

Meet every Monday, 6.30-8pm. The Ascension Church, Oldfield Park, Bath. 01761 416515

7-8.30pm. John Williams Room, United Reformed Church, Grove Street, Bath. £6 per class

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he Pound will be the main venue for The Corsham Festival taking place this weekend. With a packed programme, featuring some great musical entertainment, the weekend will focus on a special celebration of Benjamin Britten’s centenary. Tomorrow, at 11am there will be a screening of the Festival Film Benjamin Britten: Peace and Conflict the truly revelatory story of Benjamin Britten’s commitment to pacifism. Informed by extensive and meticulous research, the dramatisation of this often overlooked but crucial period of the composer’s personal and musical development is interwoven with a documentary narrative spoken by actor John Hurt. Also tomorrow guitarist Manuis Nobel presents a programme which celebrates Britten’s centenary complemented by a

Sing & Smile Creative Links Singing Group 2-4pm. United Reformed Church, Grove Street, Bath. 01761 438852 to book

Tuesday

Draught Proofing Workshop Learn about and have a go at fitting different types of draught proofing, 6.45pm. Building of Bath Collection, The Countess of Huntingdon’s Chapel, The Paragon, Bath

Barnardo’s Baby & Toddler Group Fun activities and a free lunch, noon-1pm. Corsham Regis Primary School. 01249 716254

The Stand Up Poetry Series Sean O’Brien & David Harsent, 8pm. BRLSI, Queen Square, Bath. Free entry

World Affairs Dr Magnus Feldman, Central and Easter Europe: 25 years after communism, 7.30pm. BRLSI,

variety of well-known and less familiar pieces, all performed in the beautiful surroundings of St Bartholomew’s Church. Tomorrow at the town hall cellist Matthew Barley pays homage to Britten’s creativity and innovation and aims to show that his music is for everyone. Faustus also appears in the town tomorrow night. Nominated in the 2009 BBC Radio 2 Folk Awards, the Faustus truimvirate are three of the leading lights of their generation. On Saturday you can hear oboist Peter Facer. One of the most talented oboists of his generation, Peter plays principal oboe with the European Union Youth Orchestra and is guest principal of the Auckland Philharmonic Orchestra. For Corsham Festival Peter will perform an exciting programme around the theme of myths and legends featuring music by British composers

Edward Longstaff and Paul Patterson as well as an unaccompanied work based on the legend of Ganymede. The Omar Puente Quartet also play on Saturday. Cuban violinist Omar Puente has an international reputation that spans classical and jazz music. Christine Bovill sings Piaf on Saturday. Christine’s outstanding tribute to Edith Piaf looks at an incredible and ultimately tragic life, incorporating many of her best-loved songs. Clare Hammond plays the piano on Sunday. A passionate advocate of 20th and 21st century music, pianist Clare performs a fantastic programme of works including Mozart and Schubert. Then on Sunday afternoon there is a Family Concert with the Cymbiotic Percussion Duo which provide smusical and visual entertainment with a thrilling programme of rhythmic delights. For further information and full details visit www.poundarts.org.uk

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Bath Bridge Club

Bath Feast at Allium at The Abbey Hotel

2.30-4pm. St John’s, Combe Park, Bath. 07540 921035

Ultimate Gin and Tonics Evening, 7.30pm. £30 pp. North Parade, Bath

Songways Community Choir

Duplicate Bridge with Masterpoints, start 7.15pm. Bath Football Club Rooms, Twerton High Street, Bath. 01225 310326

Sakya Buddhist Group Bath

10am-noon, term time. Argyle Hall, Central URC, Grove Street, Bath. £8. songways.co.uk

Time is passing so let’s wake up, 8pm. The Museum of Bath at Work, Julian Road, Bath

Sing Alive Community Choir

Meditation on Twin Hearts 7.45-9pm. Funky Monkey Studio, 18 St Peters Terrace, Lower Bristol Road, Bath. 07516 500 569

Salsa Classes Complete beginners, 8pm. No need to bring a partner. Revolution, George Street, Bath. £7/£5 students. 01225 335825

Quilting Bee Quilting groups from all over the region demonstrate their talents and chat with visitors in the Textiles Room, noon-4pm. American Museum, Claverton Down, Bath

10am-noon (term time). United Reform Church, Bradford on Avon. All welcome

Bath Organic Community Garden Beginners and experienced gardeners welcome, 10am-1pm. Victoria Park, Bath. 01225 311699

Art Group Age UK B&NES 10am-noon. St Michael’s Centre, St Michael’s Place, Bath. £1.50 per session. 01225 484510

Bridge Club 1.15-4.30pm. Village Hall, Bathampton. £1 per session. 01225 462965

Wednesday

Barnardo’s Playmobile Free fun for under-5s, 10-11.30am. Crumpets, Rudloe, Corsham. 01249 716254

Jane Austen Dancers All abilities welcome to dance Regency and late Georgian Period dances, 7.45-10pm. Bath Central United Reform Church, Grove Street, Bath. £4 per class

Bath Bridge Club Two afternoon sessions, 1.40pm start. Venue at Bath Football Club Rooms, Twerton High Street, Bath

Social Duplicate Bridge 7.15pm. Randalls (Bath City FC) Twerton Park, Bath. All welcome, visitors table money is £4

Bradford Bridge Club Come and play duplicate bridge,

7-10pm. The Swan Hotel, Bradford on Avon. 01225 865669/863072

Boules/Petanque 11am to 1pm Queen Square (off when raining). Just turn up and play

Whist Drive 7-9pm, £2 including a raffle, Weston Parish Hall, Weston Village, Bath

Knit Club at Great British Yarns All knitters welcome, 10.30am-12.30pm. Unit 9, Brassmill Enterprise Centre, Brassmill Lane, Bath. 01225 462776

Greensprouts Parent and Toddler Session Craft, singing, storytime, snack and lots of play, 10am-noon. Laurel Farm, Carlingcott, nr Peasedown. £3 a session. 01761 420204

Bath Welcome Choir No auditions, everyone welcome, 7.45-9.30pm. Upper Hall, Culverhay, Bath. £2.85

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eople and businesses across the city came together last week to learn about the work of the Bath Rugby Foundation. Halena Coury, head of sponsorship and fundraising at the Foundation, said: “The friends of the foundation evenings are quarterly events sponsored by Thrings and are an evening where many local businesses and individuals come along to hear about the work of the charity, how they can help by taking on a challenge or volunteering for us. “It is also a great networking evening. Last week we launched the Menswalk, the Bath Half places, a ride from the Rec

to Gloucester next April and a bike ride from Geneva to Aix-en-Provence next June.” The Bath Rugby Foundation works with disabled and disadvantaged children in the local community, running Education and Inclusion programmes using sport to engage young people aged two and above. Programmes are designed to enthuse and motivate, helping people to reach their potential in all areas of life. For more information visit wwwbathrugbyfoundation.com. Xpj{|ylzB Sl}pu Jh{lz ■ Have you hosted an event you would like featured in The Weekend? Email: e.dance@bathchron.co.uk

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he night before I speak to jazz singer/songwriter Jamie Cullum he was performing to a packed crowd on a beach in San Sebastian in Spain. A couple of days before he

was in the Czech Republic. That morning, Jamie’s woken in yet another country – Portugal – where he’ll be putting on another show the following evening. “We left Spain at midnight last night,” says Jamie, sounding a bit sleepy.

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“We’ve got this big double decker tour bus with a kitchen and everything and we travel through the night. “Today we’re in Lisbon. It’s like a boys’ camping holiday.” I have an image of a group of teenage boys spending chaotic nights under

ipn ylhk canvas, Inbetweeners-style, and suggest that Jamie’s situation might be a bit more luxurious, if not glamorous. “You haven’t seen inside,” laughs Jamie. I can’t imagi ne it’s that bad. After all, although most of his publicity pictures show him looking moodily down the camera lens Jamie seems like the type of boy you could take home to meet your parents, the sort who would change his socks every day without being reminded. For the past few months Jamie has been touring around Europe, playing numerous gigs and festivals, but now he is back in the UK for his Momentum tour – his first UK tour in three years. And on Wednesday he will be coming to Bath to perform at the Forum. It was a late addition to the schedule but, having grown up close to the city in Hullavington, Jamie was keen to come back and perform to a home crowd. “I approached the idea of playing in Bath a while ago,” he said. “But we weren’t sure that we were going to be able to do it. “I really wanted to make it work , so I could play for my friends and family. “It’s such good fun playing in an area I know so well and that’s completely the reason why I’m doing it. “I have played in the Forum before so I know it pretty well. “It is going to be really great.” Jamie, whose father John, a former High Sheriff of Somerset, is Chairman of the Forever Friends Appeal at Bath’s

Royal United Hospital, last played at the Bath Forum in April 2011 when he made a special guest appearance at a concert held in celebration of the Silver Ring Choir of Bath’s 60th anniversary. He joined the choir on stage to perform the finale, the premiere of a piece entitled Silver which he had written with his brother Ben and donated to the choir. Jamie is very much the family man. In 2010 he married food writer and former model Sophie Dahl, and earlier this year the couple had their second daughter. “When I’m away it’s tough,” he says. “It’s hard for the ones left at home, and it’s hard for me because I miss them. “But I’m never away for long. It’s

usually only three or four days at a time. “And when I am not touring I’m at home all the time, so on average I’m probably at home more than most people. “Getting the work life balance is that elusive thing for everyone, no matter what they do.” Much of Momentum, Jamie’s latest album was actually written at the family home in Buckinghamshire. “I have a little music room at home,” says Jamie. “So I could go in there and work on the album. “I did tons of stuff on opportunistic instruments. “I wrote two songs making a beat on my phone. I wrote a song on the ukelele. It was the things that were at hand, rather than painstakingly tracking down the right kit and players that I needed to do that

particular jazz song. “It was very much finding that hour that I had spare, and just getting on with it. “In a way it has helped to shape the album into something more adventurous.” Jamie’s brother Ben, is also musically talented and has worked with Jamie on Momentum, and on previous projects. “Ben has written songs for me,” says Jamie. “He is a very accomplished songwriter and producer and is always my sounding board. “We are very, very close – not just as brothers but as friends, which is great. “We are a very close family. I lucked out there.” Tickets for Jamie’s show at the Bath Forum are available from www.bathforum.co.uk or by calling 0844 888 9991.

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Toro! Toro! captures the passion and drama of rapidly growing up in the heat of war. Performed by Gary Turner (Emmerdale, Hollyoaks), the play is recommended for audiences aged eight upwards. Michael Morpurgo is one of the UK’s best-loved authors and storytellers. Appointed as Children’s Laureate in 2003, he has written more than 130 books including The Butterfly Lion, Kensuke’s Kingdom, Why the Whales Came, The Mozart Question, Shadow, and War Horse, which was adapted for a hugely successful stage production by the National Theatre and then, in 2011, for a film directed by Steven Spielberg. His book, Private Peaceful has also been adapted for the stage and made into a film. Michael was awarded the OBE for his writing in 2006. His books have been translated into many languages including Chinese, Hebrew and Japanese.

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Seven years in the shower

ward winning comedian Alex Horne, star and co creator of BBC Four’s comedy quiz show We Need Answers has established a firm reputation as a thoughtful and original stand up, writer and solo performer.

He comes to the Rondo tonight with his new show Seven Years in the Bathroom, the ultimate star based, fun packed, thought provoking experimental and sometimes stupid comedy show. His aim is to recreate your life doing everything in one evening that everything that you will ever do. In an average lifetime you will

spend two years shopping, two weeks kissing and 18 months looking for lost things. You’ll also spend quite a while eating, queuing, crying and Googling yourself. Alex is going to squeeze all these things into one show. The show is at 8pm and tickets cost £12.

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Due to additional demand we are now holding an extra open morning. There will be an opportunity to tour the school and attend a question and answer session with the Headteacher Mark Everett. To book a place please call the school on (01761 433581 ext. 2023)

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Lizzie, Darcy and Jane To celebrate the 200th anniversary year of Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice, MadCap Theatre Productions are bringing Joanna Norland’s play Lizzie, Darcy and Jane to the Mission Theatre in Bath from Thursday, October 24. In the play Jane Austen herself must pit her wits and will against the intrepid heroine of Pride and Prejudice, Elizabeth Bennet.

Heady with her first taste of love, Jane Austen creates Elizabeth Bennet in a moment of inspiration, but as her romance sours, she sentences Elizabeth to marry the odious Mr Collins, and herself to an equally disastrous marriage. Jane’s very real characters must take action – the fates of the author, the novel and its heroine are at stake. The play finds its dramatic roots in

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Sawclose, Bath Tel: 01225 448844 To Sat Oct 19 Daytona

Sawclose, Bath Tel: 01225 448844 Fri 18-Sun Oct 20 I Believe in Unicorns

Starring Maureen Lipman, Mon-Wed 7.30pm, Thurs-Sat 8pm, matinees Wed & Sat 2.30pm. Tickets £18.50-£34.50 Mon 21-Sat Oct 26 Our House – The Madness Musical Mon-Wed 7.30pm, Thurs 8pm, Fri 5pm & 8.30pm, Sat 4pm & 8pm. Tickets £10-£33.50

Ustinov Monmouth Street, Bath Box Office 01225 448844 To Fri Dec 20 Don Gil of the Green Breeches 1615 An exuberant comedy which blends mistaken identity, role-reversal, ghosts and green trousers, 7.45pm, matinee Sat 2.30pm. Tickets £19.50/£14.50 To Sat Dec 21 Punishment Without Revenge 1631 A dark and thrilling drama, 7.45pm, matinees 2.30pm, check with Theatre for days and times. Tickets £19.50/£14.50

A spellbinding and moving story, age 5+, Fri 1.30pm, Sat 11.30am & 3pm, Sun 2pm. Tickets £7.50/£6.50 Mon 21- Tues Oct 22 Toro! Toro! A show which captures the passion and drama of growing up in the heat of war, age 8+, Mon 1.30pm, Tues 10am & 7.30pm. Tickets £7.50/£6.50

Mission Theatre Corn Street, Bath Tel: 01225 463362 To Sat Oct 19 Juno and the Paycock High-quality drama, touchingly funny yet gritty, 7.30pm. Tickets £11/£9

The Rondo Larkhall, Bath Tel: 01225 333844 Thurs Oct 17 Alex Horne: Seven Years in the Bathroom

Comedy, 8pm. Tickets £12 Fri Oct 18 The Six Wives of Henry VIII With live music, embroidery, Barbie dolls, silly songs and historical hysteria, this promises to be an ill-researched lesson in cross-dressing Tudor history that you’ll never forget, 8pm. Tickets £14/£12 Sat Oct 19 Brian Appleton’s History of the World In 3 Darts

events in Jane Austen’s life and spans the years between the first draft of First Impressions and the final version, six years later, re-named Pride and Prejudice. In Lizzy, Darcy and Jane the author’s imagination and reality collide and demonstrate the possible influences from her own life on the characters in Pride and Prejudice. Tickets cost £12.

Bath University Student Theatre Museum of Bath at Work, Camden Works, Julian Road, Bath Tickets Box Office 01225 386777 Thurs 17-Sat Oct 19 Boys

Boys follows the lives of four boys just before they have to move out of their student house, leaving their student lives behind, but before they leave, there’s going to be a party. And what a party, 7.30pm. Tickets £8/£5

Comedy, 8pm. Tickets £14/£12 Wed Oct 23 Kevin Brown Acoustic Blues, 8pm. Tickets £12/£10

Komedia 22 to 23 Westgate Street, Bath. Box office 0845 293 8480 Fri Oct 18 The Orb: 25th Anniversary Tour 8pm. Tickets £15 advance Sat Oct 19 Krater Comedy Club Comedy, 8.30pm. Tickets £45/£28.50/£18/£14.50/£10

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he Olivier Award-winning musical Our House comes to the Theatre Royal Bath next week in a brand new production which is currently touring the UK. Featuring the greatest hits from the mighty Madness back catalogue including Our House, Baggy Trousers, My Girl, Driving in My Car, The Wings of a Dove, Night Boat to Cairo and the all-time classic It Must Be Love, this raucous musical comedy is an uplifting tale of life and love, heartbreak and hilarity set in London’s famous Camden Town in the mid-80s. It’s Joe Casey’s 16th birthday and he’s treating his girlfriend Sarah to an evening in a brand new luxury apartment – the only problem is they have to break in. When the police turn up Joe has to decide – run away, or face the music – a choice that will set the course of his life, and his love, for ever. The actor-musician cast performing in Our House is led by Alexis Gerred as Joe Casey. His West End credits include the lead role in Dreamboats and Petticoats and the title role in Dirty White Boy: Tales of Soho. Daniella Bowen plays the role of Sarah. Her recent stage work includes Taboo at

Brixton Clubhouse, Dreamboats and Petticoats and the UK Tour of Cabaret. Sean Needham appears as Joe’s Dad. His recent West End credits include Mamma Mia! Written by Tim Firth who wrote Calendar Girls with music and lyrics by Madness, Our House won the 2003 Laurence Olivier Award for Best New Musical. Nothing short of a British institution, Madness are one of the most successful British bands of the past five decades having released 10 studio albums, three live albums and nine compilation albums since 1976. Formed at the height of Punk London, Madness - nicknamed the Nutty Boys mixed old ska and reggae rhythms, astute social comment and music hall humour to become the most successful UK singles band of the 1980s.

WIN TICKETS

This week we have two pairs of tickets to watch Our House – The Madness Musical at the Theatre Royal Bath on Monday October 21 at 7.30pm. Just answer the following question, put your answer on a postcard and send it with your name and telephone number to Madness Competition, The Bath Chronicle, Westpoint, James Street West, Bath BA1 2DA. The first two correct answers out of the hat on Monday morning will get the tickets for that night’s show. The question is: in which decade is Our House set?

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A mix of new and classic Indie rock and pop, 9.30pm. Moles, Bath. £4/£3

Tomorrow Implode Live Music Night

8.30pm every Friday. Belushis, Bath

Corsham Festival Myths and Legends Peter Facer, oboe, 2pm. The Pound, Pound Pill, Corsham. £6/£5

Live Music

Corsham Festival Omar Puente Quartet

Every Friday from 9pm. The Huntsman Inn, Bath

7.30pm. The Pound, Pound Pill, Corsham. £13/£12

Corsham Festival Manus Noble

Corsham Festival Christine Bovill

Guitarist, 2pm. St Bartholomew’s Church, Corsham. £6/£5

Piaf, 9.30pm. St Bartholomew’s Church, Corsham. £8/£7

Concert

The Derrick Oldroyde Trio plus Special Guest

Corsham Festival Matthew Barley Around Britten

7.30pm. Church of St Alphege, Oldfield Lane, Bath. Tickets £12/£6 01225 463362

Jeff Meredith, saxes & trumpet, 8.30pm. The Inn at Freshford

7.30pm. Corsham Town Hall. £15/£14

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Corsham Festival Faustus

Folk, 8pm. Chapel Arts Centre, Lower Borough Walls, Bath. Tickets £14/£12/£8

9.30pm. The Pound, Pound Pill, Corsham. £8/£7

Last Night of the Proms

Village Pump Folk

7.30pm. Peace Memorial Hall, Southwick Road, North Bradley. Tickets £6

Acoustic Oak Music Club Singers Night. Floor spots, 8pm. The Royal Oak, High Street, Corsham. Entry £2

Bath Cantata Group Evening practices, 7.45pm. New singers welcome. St Stephen’s Church, Lansdown, Bath

10pm. Moles, George Street, Bath. Free entry

Southern Tenant Folk Union Celtic Folk/Roots, 7.30pm. Wiltshire Music Centre, Bradford-on-Avon. Tickets £16/£8

Open mic night, 8pm. Lamb Inn, Mortimer Street, Trowbridge. £3

Jazz at The Vaults

John Maddocks Jazzmen, 8pm. Mount Pleasant Social Club, Bradford-on-Avon

James Gardiner-Bateman, Sax with the JazzHouse Trio plus DJ Tony Clark, 8pm. St James Wine Vaults, Bath. Tickets £5/£4

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Music Centre, Bradford-on-Avon. Tickets £20/£19

Corsham Festival Clare Hammond, piano, 1pm. The Pound, Pound Pill, Corsham. Tickets £6/£5

Corsham Festival Family Concert Cymbiotic Percussion Duo, 3.30pm. Corsham Town Hall. Tickets £8/£7

Monday Sublime Blues

Curfew Inn, Cleveland Place, West, Bath 8pm. Free

Sing B4 Supper A friendly choir conducted by Jane Lilley. All abilities catered for, 6.15-7.45pm. The Huntsman, Bog Island, Bath. £5 per session. Tel Susanna Downes 07717173799 for details

Tuesday The Big Cheese

Acoustic Club

8pm. Bunch of Grapes, Silver St, Bradford on Avon

Doric String Quartet Classical, 7.30pm. Wiltshire

Every Tuesday. Expect all the cheesiest tunes, from 10pm. Moles, Bath. £4/£3.50 NUS

Bradford-on-Avon Folk Club Gerry Hallom, 8pm. Cellar Bar,

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Swan Hotel, Church Street, Bradford-on-Avon. Free entry

Wolf Alice 7pm. Moles, George Street Bath. Entry £7

Motown Magic - Until Sat Oct 26 Presented by Keynsham Light Opera Group, 7.30pm, Sat matinee 2.30pm. Saltford Hall, Saltford

Wednesday Discord A host of DJs playing a mix of Rock, Punk and Metal, 9.30pm-2am. PoNaNa nightclub, Bath. £5 entry

Charity Quiz Night Every Wednesday at 9pm. Come and join in £1 per person, a great fun evening. Old Crown, Weston Village, Bath

Hakaya Dancers and Drummers Spellbinding folkloric dance, 7.30pm. Wiltshire Music Centre, Bradford-on-Avon. Tickets £12/£5

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2D meets 3D in joint exhibition

ward-winning artists Kitty Hillier and Fiona Campbell are exhibiting a series of new work in a show entitled Blurred Edges at Walcot Chapel Gallery, which runs until

October 27. Blurred Edges exploits undefined boundaries between line and form, distinct contrasts and interesting crossovers between the two artists’ work. Their different use of media (Fiona constructs organic 3D forms in metal and found materials, Kitty creates abstract 2D paint and wood pieces) adds to the dynamic interaction. Tactile and open-ended, threads

weave through the work, making connections, suggesting conflicts, revealing hidden layers, textures and emerging forms. Echoed shapes allude from one to the other and shared interests become apparent. In 2010, Kitty won the Reveal Emerging Artist Award via Somerset Art Works, resulting in a Solo Exhibition at Black Swan Arts, Frome. She also won the Bruton Arts Society Award (’03). Graduating in 2007 with a first class honours degree in Fine Art (painting) at Bath Spa University, she has since developed her contemporary pieces on wood. Her work is a subtle play of muted colours, interacting marks and amorphous painted shapes, often re-worked, chisels obliterating

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Exhibition, 50 Fabulous Frocks, 10.30am-5pm daily, to Sun Jan 5, 2014. The Assembly Rooms, Bath. Admission £7.75

Exhibition, Life in the Crescent: Residents and Restorations, the history of No 1 Royal Crescent from construction right up to the present day, To Sun Dec 8, 10.30am-5.30pm. No 1 Royal Crescent, Bath. Free with normal admission

Building of Bath Collection Brutal Bath Exhibition, until November. The Vineyards, The Paragon, Bath

Victoria Art Gallery Exhibition, David Inshaw’s The

Badminton Game, To end December 2013, Tues-Sat 10am-5pm, Sun 1.30-5pm, closed Mondays. Near Pulteney Bridge, Bath

Herschel Museum of Astronomy Exhibition, Making Light Of It, the art and science of light in the 18th century, William Herschel’s work on the sun, infra red and telescopes. To Mon Dec 16.

Building of Bath Collection Exhibition, Brutal Bath, shows some of the post-war modernist developments, built and un-built in the city, until Tues Nov 26, Tues-Fri 2-5pm, Sat & Sun 10.30am-5pm. The Countess of Huntingdon’s Chapel, The Paragon, Bath

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whole areas to reveal new layers within the grain. Motifs are filtered from a constant documentation of everyday details, found images and curious objects, which leave the viewer to draw their own narratives. Kenyan, Fiona graduated from the Byam Shaw School of Art, London with distinction in Fine art (sculpture). Often approached as ‘drawings in space’, Fiona’s mixed media sculptural pieces include steel, copper, wire, found and recycled materials, built up in layers that are woven, wrapped and welded. Primal nest-like structures in states of growth or metamorphosis, they reflect her interest in primal instincts and nature’s cyclical persistence.

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Art Exhibition by Clifton Powell, To Tues Nov 5. Guildhall, Bath

Nick Cudworth Gallery Bridging the Gap, exhibition of paintings and prints that observe how the space between buildings and in the landscape can create a focal point for the viewer, to end October. 5 London Street, Bath

Walcot Chapel Gallery Exhibition, Blurred Edges, new mixed media work by Fiona Campbell and Kitty Hillier, To Sun Oct 27, 10.30am-4.30pm daily. Walcot Gate, off Walcot Street, Bath

Bath Central Library Bath Society of Botanical Artists Annual Exhibition, paintings, prints and cards for sale, To Sat Oct 26, Mon-Sat 10am-5pm, Sun 1-4pm, final Sat 10am-1pm. The Podium, Bath

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Corsham Festival Exhibition Stella Harding – A Measure of Chaos. Three dimensional weaving techniques to create intricate sculptural forms, To Sat Oct 26. The Pound, Pound Pill, Corsham

44AD artspace The Big Draw, Extending the Line: Drawing Tomorrow, Fri Oct 18-Sat Nov 2, noon-6pm. Lower Borough Walls, Bath

44AD artspace 44AD’s one year anniversary celebrations and studio artists group show, Wed Oct 23, 6-8pm. Lower Borough Walls, Bath

Combe Down Art Group Exhibition Art Sale and Exhibition, Sat Oct 19, 10am-4pm. Claverton Down Community Hall, Claverton Down Road, Bath

Castle Galleries Exhibition of Eve Arnold photographs, to Sun Oct 27. 5 Burton Street, Bath

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ext Wednesday best selling novelist Joanna Trollope comes to Bath to launch the new and already much talked about Jane Austen Project. For the project six of today’s top writers – including Joanna – have been paired with Jane Austen’s six finished novels, to launch them into the age of social media, while respecting the original plots. Joanna Trollope has writen a contemporary reworking of Sense and Sensibility. When she comes to Bath next week as part of the continuing Topping and Co autumn festival the writer will explain how her Dashwood sisters are just as dissimilar as in the original – only Elinor is now a patient and hardworking architecture student, while the impulsive Marianne fills the house with her dramas and guitar playing. Joanna chronicles the sisters’ lives as, beset by heartbreak and money worries, they struggle to stay true to their values. Joanna already has 17 best-selling novels to her name. Michael Caines from The Bath Priory has just written his first book which contains nearly 100 exciting and delicious recipes for cooking at home, distilled from a life time

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Premiere previews screened at film fest

special preview of The Invisible Woman with Ralph Fiennes both directing and starring as novelist Charles Dickens will be one of the highlights of this year’s Bath Film Festival which opens next month. Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom in which Idris Elba gives a towering performance is also on the preview list as is Sixteen from local first time feature film maker, Rob Brown, who it is hoped will be present for a question and answer session. The final of this year’s previews is Kill Your Darlings with Daniel Radcliffe as Allan Ginsberg. Other sought-after screenings which

take place during the festival are the Cardiff made sci-fi The Machine with Caity Lotz from Mad Men and Toby Stevens and All is Lost with Robert Redford lost on a boat at sea. Bath festival debuts this year will include Jadoo about Indian restaurant rivalry between two brothers in Leicester, Byzantium which will be followed by a question and answer session with producer Stephen Woolley and Jeune et Jolie (Young and Beautiful) which is François Ozon’s masterpiece. Documentaries include Pussy Riot the toast of Sheffield Doc Fest after which the director, Mike Lerner will join the party for a question and answer session and likewise The Great Hip Hop Hoax with the director, Jeanie Finlay paying a visit to Bath to talk to festival goers.

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6.00 Daybreak (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). 1.30 ITV News (S); Weather. 1.55 ITV News Central (S). 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S,HD). 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S,HD). 3.59 ITV Central Weather (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (S,HD). Quiz show, hosted by Ben Shephard. 5.00 The Chase (S,HD). Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh.

Channel 4

6.10 The Hoobs. 7.00 According to Jim (HD). 7.30 Will & Grace. 7.55 Frasier. 8.55 Everybody Loves Raymond. 10.00 Four Rooms (HD). 11.00 A Place in the Sun (HD). 12.00 News Summary. 12.05 Gordon Ramsay’s Home Cooking. 12.35 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals (HD). 1.05 River Cottage Bites (HD). 1.10 Film: Damn the Defiant! (HD) (1962). ●●●● 3.10 Countdown (HD). 4.00 Deal or No Deal (HD). 5.00 Four in a Bed (HD). 5.30 Come Dine with Me (HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Cowboy Builders (R,S,HD). The team helps a family from Bounds Green in Haringey, north London. 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge (R,S,HD). 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 Ring of Fire (S,HD). Sci-fi thriller, starring Michael Vartan, Lauren Lee Smith and Terry O’Quinn. 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

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The Chase, 5pm

Educating Yorkshire, 9pm

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, 11pm

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6.00 ITV News Central (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News (S); Weather.

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 2/21. Homer becomes a bounty hunter. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD).

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Sally anxiously waits for the proceeds from the sale of the yacht. 6.30 NewsTalk Live (S,HD).

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6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 78/140. Quiz show, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two (S,HD). A look ahead to the weekend’s action. 7.00 Rick Stein’s India (R,S,HD). 4/6. Rick goes in search of the perfect chicken korma in Lucknow and is recruited as a judge to find Punjab’s new “Star Chef”.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Marlon is still unaccounted for and Laurel begins to panic. 7.30 Dying to Get High: Tonight (S,HD). Fiona Foster investigates the world of legal drugs.

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7.00 Police Interceptors (R,S,HD). The work of Cumbria’s Roads Policing Unit. Followed by 5 News Update.

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8.00 Waterloo Road (S,HD). 7/30. Nikki has a tough decision to make when her estranged daughter shows up, while the staff and pupils mourn Grantly’s death and the school’s sponsored clean goes awry.

8.00 Trust Me I’m a Doctor (S,HD). 2/3. Michael Mosley learns about an experiment to find out whether standing up a few more hours each day could have health benefits. Plus, Gabriel Weston witnesses a womb transplant.

8.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). The remaining hostages fight for their lives. 8.30 Britain’s Secret Treasures (S,HD). 1/8. New series. Historical artefacts discovered by the public.

8.00 Location, Location, Location (S,HD). 9/9. Kirstie Allsopp revisits Kelly Price and Emma Wilcox on the Berkshire and Hampshire borders, and Liverpool student Kate Harland, who had grown out of her flat. Last in the series.

8.00 The Railway: First Great Western (S,HD). Exploring the Royal Albert Bridge that spans the River Tamar. Last in the series. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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9.00 Truckers (S,HD). 2/5. Martin tries to establish himself as the boss when he is handed the haulage company in his father’s will, but his changes fail to go down well with the truckers. Drama, co-starring Harry Treadaway and Ashley Walters.

9.00 Peaky Blinders (S,HD). 6/6. Secrets are revealed that force the Shelbys to face up to the problems that have divided them, while Campbell unleashes one last plan to take down the gang. Last in the series.

9.00 Breathless (S,HD). 2/6. Elizabeth receives a threatening visit from Chief Inspector Mulligan, while her husband fuels his obsession with Angela. Elsewhere, wedded bliss is short-lived for Richard and Jean.

9.00 Educating Yorkshire (S). 7/8. A disruptive 13-year-old is hoping to take history as a GCSE, but the staff are concerned he could end up being permanently excluded from the school if he does not change his ways.

9.00 Dennis Nilsen’s First Kill: Countdown to Murder (S,HD). 2/6. Docu-drama using witness testimony, crime reports, forensic evidence and expert commentary to examine the events that led Dennis Nilsen to become a serial killer.

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10.00 Mock the Week – Again (R,S). Another chance to see an edition of the comedy show. Hosted by Dara O Briain, with guests joining the panel to poke fun at the news. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 ITV News Central (S); Weather. 10.35 The Jonathan Ross Show (R,S,HD). 1/10. With Tom Hanks, Sandra Bullock, Cilla Black and James Arthur.

10.00 Up All Night: The Nightclub Toilet (S). 1/4. New series. The first of four documentaries following life after dark across Britain. Cameras capture the conversations and dramas unfolding in a busy nightclub in West Sussex.

10.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (S,HD). 5/8. Goren and Eames investigate the death of a wine connoisseur and find traces of a drug in a glass that would have reacted with the victim’s medication and killed him.

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11.40 Wild Britain with Ray Mears (R,S,HD). 2/10. The survival expert explores the ancient forests of the Isle of Wight.

11.05 999: What’s Your Emergency? (R,S,HD). 2/6. Paramedics attend alcoholrelated incidents.

11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (R,S). 12/23. A former professional golfer is found dead in a cart. 11.55 Inside Hollywood (R). Magazine show.

12.20 Sign Zone: Britain’s New Banking Scandal – Panorama (R,S). Adam Shaw investigates the latest financial scandal to hit British banks – the mis-selling of interest-rate swaps, leaving thousands of businesses struggling to stay afloat. 12.50 This Is BBC Two (S). 4.00 BBC Learning Zone

12.10 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 Dying to Get High: Tonight (R,HD). Fiona Foster investigates the world of legal drugs.3.25 ITV Nightscreen (HD). 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.

12.10 Random Acts (S). 12.15 Diary of a Teenage Virgin (R,S). 1.10 Embarrassing Bodies: Live from the Clinic (R,S,HD). 2.05 Dogs: Their Secret Lives (R,S). 3.00 Unreported World (R,S). 3.25 SuperScrimpers (R,S,HD). 4.20 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). 5.15 Countdown (R,S,HD).

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Channel 4

6.00 The Treacle People. 6.10 The Hoobs. 7.00 According to Jim (HD). 7.30 Will & Grace. 7.55 Frasier. 8.55 Everybody Loves Raymond. 10.00 Four Rooms (HD). 11.00 A Place in the Sun (HD). 12.00 News Summary. 12.05 Gordon Ramsay’s Home Cooking. 12.35 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals (HD). 1.05 Film: Murphy’s War (1971). ●●● 3.10 Countdown (HD). 4.00 Deal or No Deal (HD). 5.00 Four in a Bed (HD). 5.30 Come Dine with Me (HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Cowboy Builders (R,S,HD). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Police Interceptors (R,S,HD). 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 The Mentalist (R,S,HD). Jane deals with two failed robberies. 3.15 Film: Gracie’s Choice (S) (2004). Fact-based drama, starring Kristen Bell, Anne Heche and Diane Ladd. ●●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

Mastermind, 8pm

Gino’s Italian Escape, 8pm

Alan Carr: Chatty Man, 10pm

Criminals: Caught on Camera, 8pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD). Followed by Weather. 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.00 ITV News Central (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News (S); Weather.

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 3/21. Bart steals a mobile phone. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). A surprising discovery threatens to throw Sam’s life into disarray.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Marilyn and Jett sort out their differences. 6.30 NewsTalk Live (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Hosted by Chris Evans and Alex Jones. 7.30 Ronnie’s Animal Crackers (S,HD). The world of alternative therapy for pets. Followed by BBC News.

6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 79/140. Quiz show, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two (S,HD). A look ahead to tomorrow’s live show. 7.00 Rick Stein’s India (R,S,HD). 5/6. The chef has an audience with the Dalai Lama.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Joanie dashes Amy’s hopes of getting Kyle back. 7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD).

7.00 News (S). 7.30 Unreported World (S). 3/8. Chinese bachelors and their search for wives.

7.00 World’s Strongest Man 2012 (R,S,HD). Action from the fifth of five qualifying heats in Los Angeles, California. Followed by 5 News Update.

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8.00 EastEnders (S,HD). Alice hatches a cunning plan to demonstrate where her loyalties lie. 8.30 Miranda (R,S,HD). 5/6. Penny and Miranda are forced to see a therapist.

8.00 Mastermind (S,HD). 10/31. The specialist subjects are Asterix, General Robert E Lee, Puccini and George IV. 8.30 Gardeners’ World (S,HD). 27/31. Monty Don gives advice on protecting plants from the first frosts of the season.

8.00 Gino’s Italian Escape (S,HD). 5/6. Gino D’Acampo visits the town of Gragnano in Campania. 8.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Roy listens in utter disbelief as Hayley reveals her plans.

8.00 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD (S,HD). 4/13. The team tries to track down a mysterious woman who has singlehandedly committed numerous high-stakes robberies, but her true identity spells trouble for Coulson.

8.00 Criminals: Caught on Camera (S,HD). New series. Journalist Nick Wallis joins police forces across the nation to discover how CCTV and other technological advances are helping to bring criminals to justice. Followed by 5 News at 9.

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9.00 Have I Got News for You (S,HD). 3/11. Comedy news quiz. 9.30 Citizen Khan (S,HD). 3/6. A local MP visits the mosque to endorse its mobile health-check unit.

9.00 Walrus: Two Tonne Tusker – Natural World (S,HD). Marine mammal reproduction expert Holley Muraco head to the wilds of northern Alaska to learn more about walruses’ behaviour and aid her attempts to breed the species in captivity.

9.00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Julian Clary (S,HD). 4/6. The comedian talks candidly about his life and career, revealing that he once considered committing suicide.

9.00 8 Out of 10 Cats (S). 3/9. With Helen Flanagan, Henning Wehn and Miles Jupp. 9.30 Man Down (S,HD). 1/6. New series. Comedy, written by and starring Greg Davies.

9.00 Hens Behaving Badly (S,HD). 2/2. Part two of two. A bride-tobe turns her hen party into the prom night she missed because she was pregnant, and a Leicester woman has to call on her ex-boyfriend for help.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 ITV News Central (S); Weather. 10.35 Bowfinger (S,HD) (1999). A struggling Hollywood producer comes up with a cunning plan to splice secretly filmed footage of a famous action star into his latest low-budget sci-fi movie to give it a veneer of quality. However, his efforts drive the bewildered actor into having paranoid delusions that aliens really have invaded the Earth. Comedy, starring Steve Martin and Eddie Murphy. ●●●●

10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (S). 8/18. Britney Spears talks about her new single, Mo Farah discusses his autobiography and Joseph Gordon-Levitt promotes his latest film Don Jon. Jake Bugg performs What Doesn’t Kill You.

10.00 Celebrity Wedding Planner (S,HD). 2/2. Geordie Shore stars Charlotte Crosby and Gaz Beadle organise a Gloucestershire couple’s big day, arranging everything from the dress to the stag and hen parties.

11.05 Was It Something I Said? (S,HD). 2/8. Extended edition, with guests Ed Byrne and Gabby Logan. 11.55 Gogglebox (R,S). 4/13. Weekly TV review programme.

11.00 Angels & Demons (S,HD) (2009). Academic adventurer Robert Langdon is called in by the Vatican to search for four kidnapped men in line to become Pope. Thriller sequel, with Tom Hanks. ●●●

12.20 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 Film: Murder, She Wrote: South by Southwest (S) (1997). Jessica Fletcher stumbles on a government conspiracy when she searches for a woman who witnessed the murder of a whistle-blower. Mystery, starring Angela Lansbury and Mel Harris. ●● 4.30 ITV Nightscreen (HD).

12.40 London Irish (R,S). 1.05 Film: The Runaways (S,HD) (2010). Biopic of the 1970s rock band, starring Kristen Stewart. ●●● 2.55 Random Acts (S). 3.00 The Big C (S,HD). 3.25 2 Broke Girls (S,HD). 4.10 Don’t Trust the B**** in Apartment 23 (S,HD). 4.35 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). 5.30 Countdown (R,S,HD).

1.30 SuperCasino. Viewers get the chance to take part in live interactive gaming, with a mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team. 3.55 Motorsport Mundial (HD). 4.20 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 Divine Designs (R,S). 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R,S).

10.00 QI (S,HD). 7/18. Jo Brand, Graham Linehan and Jimmy Carr join regular panellist Alan Davies as host Stephen Fry asks a range of unusual questions on the topic of knowledge. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD).

11.20 Bluestone 42 (S,HD). 2/8. Nick is desperate to find decent food to use in an attempt to seduce Mary. 11.50 Poltergeist (S) (1982). Horror, starring JoBeth Williams. ●●●●

11.00 Weather (S). 11.05 Later with Jools Holland (S,HD). 5/8. Extended edition. With John Newman, Lloyd Cole, MGMT, Passenger and Buika.

1.40 Weatherview (S). 1.45 BBC News (S,HD).

12.10 Film: Point Blank (S) (1967). A gangster plots revenge on his unfaithful wife and the double-crossing partner who shot him and left him for dead. Crime thriller, starring Lee Marvin. ●●●● 1.40 Sign Zone: Question Time (R,S). Topical debate from Basingstoke, Hampshire. 2.40 This Is BBC Two (S).

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BBC2

6.00 Animal Park (R,S). 7.00 Film: Carnival Story (S) (1954). ●● 8.35 Film: The Lady Vanishes (S,HD) (1938). ●●●●● 10.10 Reel History of Britain (R,S). 10.40 The Life of Birds (R,S). 11.30 Fred Dibnah’s Industrial Age (R,S). 12.00 The A to Z of TV Cooking (S). 12.45 Film: Follow the Fleet (S) (1936). ●●●● 2.35 Film: Shall We Dance? (S) (1937). ●● 4.20 Urban Jungle (S). 4.50 The House That £100K Built (R,S,HD). 5.50 Flog It! (S,HD).

ITV

6.00 CITV. 9.25 ITV News (S). 9.30 Saturday Cookbook (R,S,HD). 10.25 Murder, She Wrote (R,S,HD). 11.25 ITV News (S); Weather. 11.30 Surprise Surprise (R,S,HD). 12.30 All Star Family Fortunes (R,S). 1.15 Doc Martin (R,S). 2.15 Catchphrase (R,S,HD). 3.00 Film: Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (S,HD) (1999). Sci-fi prequel, starring Liam Neeson. ●●● 5.35 ITV News Central (S). 5.45 ITV News (S); Weather.

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Channel 4

6.10 FIA GT Series (S,HD). 7.05 VW Racing Cup (S). 7.30 River Rat Race Stockton (S). 8.00 The Morning Line (S,HD). 9.00 The American Football Show (S). 10.00 Frasier (R,S). 10.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 12.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 12.30 Heston’s Chocolate Factory Feast (R,S). 1.30 Channel 4 Racing (S,HD). Live coverage of British Champions Day at Ascot. 4.30 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 10.00 Power Rangers: Megaforce (S,HD). 10.35 Slugterra (S,HD). 11.00 The Dog Rescuers (R,S,HD). 11.30 Animal Maternity (R,S,HD). 12.30 Film: Columbo: Death Lends a Hand (S) (1971). ●●● 2.00 Film: Operation Crossbow (S,HD) (1965). Second World War adventure, starring George Peppard. ●●● 4.15 Film: Operation: Daybreak (S) (1975). Factbased Second World War drama, starring Timothy Bottoms and Martin Shaw. ●●●

Fool Britannia, 6.30pm

Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD, 7.05pm

Lost Heroes of World … 6.30pm

6.50 Count Arthur Strong (R,S,HD). Comedy, starring Steve Delaney.

6.00 New You’ve Been Framed! (S). Featuring lookalikes of Matthew Kelly, Steven Spielberg and Osama bin Laden. 6.30 Fool Britannia (S,HD). 3/6. 7.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special (S,HD). 3/14. With Alastair Stewart, Natasha Hamilton, Kim Woodburn and Keith Chegwin.

6.05 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 6.30 News (S).

6.30 Lost Heroes of World War One (R,S). 2/5. The Battle of the Somme.

7.05 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD (R,S,HD). 4/13. The team tries to catch a mysterious thief. Comicbook drama, starring Clark Gregg.

7.00 WW1’s Tunnels of Death: The Big Dig (R,S,HD). 2/2. Part two of two. A camera is sent more than 60ft down a German mineshaft.

8.20 Atlantis (S,HD). 4/13. The trio stumble across an abandoned baby in the mountains, and when they take it back to the city they find themselves embroiled in a web of deadly secrets and lies.

8.20 Sir David Frost: That Was the Life That Was (S,HD). Stephen Fry tells the life story of David Frost, who died in August, featuring contributions by the TV host’s three sons and friends including Ronnie Corbett and Michael Caine.

8.00 Grand Designs (R,S,HD). 7/11. Kevin McCloud follows a London couple’s project to transform an inefficient and uninspiring 1950s house into a sleek, modernist masterpiece.

8.00 War Hero in My Family (R,S,HD). 2/6. Ann Widdecombe and Quentin Willson research stories of the Second World War. 8.55 5 News Weekend (S,HD).

9.05 The National Lottery Live (S,HD). Chris Evans reveals the results of the Lotto and the Thunderball. 9.15 Casualty (S,HD). Rita lets her personal feelings cloud her judgement.

9.20 Frost on Satire (R,S). David Frost examines the power of political TV satire in the UK and America, featuring contributions from Rory Bremner, Ian Hislop, Tina Fey, Will Ferrell and Chevy Chase.

9.00 Die Hard (S,HD) (1988). New York cop John McClane visits Los Angeles to see his family over the Christmas holiday. Stopping off at his wife’s place of work, he realises armed men have taken over the building and are holding the corporation’s staff to ransom – and only he has the ability to fight back. Action thriller, starring Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman and Bonnie Bedelia. ●●●●●

9.00 Pale Rider (S,HD) (1985). An unscrupulous landowner threatens to throw gold-miners off their land and take the riches for himself. As the law turns a blind eye to their troubles, the miners desperately need a saviour – who happens to arrive in the form of a mysterious preacher with formidable gunfighting skills. Western, directed by and starring Clint Eastwood, alongside Michael Moriarty, Carrie Snodgress and Richard Dysart. ●●●

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6.30 Strictly Come Dancing (S,HD). Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly present another ballroom battle, as the celebrity hoofers who upset the judges in earlier editions try to do better - and hope not to suffer the same fate of last week’s eliminated couple - while those who have shown early promise aim to climb further up the leaderboard. The results are tomorrow at 7.15pm.

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7.20 Walrus: Two Tonne Tusker – Natural World (R,S,HD). An investigation into the breeding habits of walruses.

8.00 The X Factor (S,HD). 14/22. The aspiring pop stars aim to show their softer sides as they perform modern love songs in the second live studio round. Gary Barlow looks after the groups, Louis Walsh mentors the boys, Nicole Scherzinger has got the girls and Sharon Osbourne is with the over-25s. Near the end of the show, the voting lines will open briefly, giving viewers the chance to save their favourite act from the bottom two.

10.20 The Sarah Millican Slightly Longer Television Programme (S,HD). 4/6. Extended edition. With Dr Christian Jessen, John Bradley, Finn Jones and Kristian Nairn.

10.05 The Jonathan Ross Show (S,HD). 2/10. With QPR manager Harry Redknapp, chef Gordon Ramsay, Chelsea and England midfielder Frank Lampard, actress Julie Walters and rapper Dizzee Rascal, who also provides the music.

11.55 The Football League Show (S). Manish Bhasin presents highlights and all the goals from today’s fixtures in the Championship, League One and League Two, including Watford v Derby County.

11.00 Frost/Nixon (S,HD) (2008). British broadcaster and journalist David Frost sets up a series of interviews with disgraced former US president Richard Nixon. Drama, starring Frank Langella. ●●●●

11.10 ITV News (S); Weather. 11.25 Take Me Out (R,S,HD). 1/8. A pilot, an abseiler, an entrepreneur and a surfer take part.

11.40 The Way Back (S,HD) (2010). Premiere. Soviet gulag escapees embark on a 4,500-mile journey to freedom during the Second World War. Drama, starring Ed Harris, Colin Farrell, Saoirse Ronan and Jim Sturgess. ●●●●

11.25 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (R,S). 13/23. An underground drag-racing group is linked to the deaths of two teenagers.

1.10 Weatherview (S). 1.15 BBC News (S,HD).

12.55 Film: Leaving (HD) (2009). A woman in a loveless marriage decides to abandon her husband and teenage children in pursuit of a purely sexual relationship. Drama, with Kristin Scott Thomas. ●●●● 2.15 This Is BBC Two (S). 5.30 Live MotoGP (S,HD). The Australian Grand Prix (Start-time 6.00am).

12.20 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (R,S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside, where he invites American guests to air their differences, and dispenses his own judgment on the situation. 3.45 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service.

2.00 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). Omnibus 4.15 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). High-stakes game show, with Noel Edmonds. 5.10 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures (R,S,HD). Kirstie Allsopp learns the art of willowweaving. 5.25 Countdown (R,S,HD). Words-and-numbers game, with Kate Adie in Dictionary Corner.

12.15 SuperCasino. 3.55 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S). 4.20 Make It Big (R,S). 4.50 Roary the Racing Car (R,S). 5.00 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.05 Hana’s Helpline (R,S). 5.20 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.25 The Funky Valley Show (R,S). 5.40 Roary the Racing Car (R,S). 5.50 Hana’s Helpline (R,S).

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6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 7.30 Match of the Day (R,S,HD). 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show (S,HD). 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 2013 (S,HD). 11.00 Sunday Politics (S). 12.15 MOTD2 Extra (S,HD). 1.00 BBC News (S,HD). 1.15 Bargain Hunt (S). 2.15 Escape to the Country (R,S). 3.15 Ronnie’s Animal Crackers (R,S,HD). 3.45 Points of View (S,HD). 4.00 Lifeline (S,HD). 4.10 Songs of Praise (S,HD). 4.45 The Great British Year (R,S,HD). 5.45 Regional News (S,HD).

BBC2

7.05 Film: The Velvet Touch (S) (1948). Thriller, starring Rosalind Russell, Leo Genn and Sydney Greenstreet.. ●●● 8.40 The A to Z of TV Gardening (R,S). 9.00 Gardeners’ World (R,S,HD). 9.30 The Beechgrove Garden (S). 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites (S). 11.30 What to Eat Now (R,S). 12.00 What to Eat Now (R,S). 12.30 EastEnders (S,HD). 2.25 MotoGP (S,HD). 4.00 Flog It! (S,HD). 5.00 The Flying Scotsman: A Rail Romance (R,S).

ITV

6.00 CITV. 9.25 ITV News (S). 9.30 Ade in Britain (R,S,HD). 10.25 Film: Columbo: Swan Song (S) (1974). Crime drama, starring Peter Falk, Johnny Cash and Ida Lupino. ●●●● 12.25 ITV News (S); Weather. 12.35 Inside the National Trust (S,HD). 1.35 The X Factor (R,S). 3.40 Fool Britannia (R,S,HD). 4.10 All Star Family Fortunes (R,S,HD). 5.10 Downton Abbey (R,S,HD). Carson reveals intimate details about his former life.

Channel 4

6.10 Ironman 2013 (S). 6.35 The American Football Show (R,S). 7.30 Cardiff Half Marathon (S). 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 9.30 Sunday Brunch (S). 12.25 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 1.55 The Simpsons (R,S). 2.55 Film: Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging (S,HD) (2008). ●●●● 4.55 Film: Journey to the Center of the Earth (S,HD) (2008). Fantasy adventure, starring Brendan Fraser. ●●

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake! 10.00 Great Birmingham Run (S,HD). Coverage of the half-marathon. 12.15 Jungle Babies: Tarsier Tails (R,S,HD). 12.45 Film: Are We There Yet? (S,HD) (2005). Family comedy, starring Ice Cube. ●● 2.35 Film: Big Daddy (S,HD) (1999). Comedy, starring Adam Sandler. ●●●● 4.20 Film: Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (S,HD) (2009). Premiere. Animated comedy, with the voice of Bill Hader. ●●●

The Ginge, the Geordie … 6.30pm

Downton Abbey, 9pm

Was It Something I Said?, 10.05pm

Jungle Babies: Tarsier Tails, 12.15pm

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6.15 Countryfile (S,HD). John Craven visits the Yorkshire Dales.

6.10 You’ve Been Framed! (R,S). Footballing fun. 6.35 ITV News Central (S); Weather. 6.45 ITV News (S); Weather.

6.45 News (S).

6.10 Royal Babies (S,HD). The lives of babies within the British monarchy.

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7.15 Strictly Come Dancing: The Results (S,HD). Another couple perform their last dance, and Keane provide the music.

6.00 Great British Railway Journeys (R,S,HD). 17/25. Michael Portillo visits Hadrian’s Wall. 6.30 The Ginge, the Geordie and the Geek (S,HD). 4/6. 7.00 The Great British Bake Off (R,S,HD). 9/16. The semi-finalists face three French challenges.

7.00 Surprise Surprise (S,HD). 5/10. A 10-year-old boy receives an invitation from Samuel L Jackson. Holly Willoughby presents.

7.05 World’s Weirdest Weather (R,S,HD). 1/3. Alex Beresford explores strange weather associated with fire.

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8.00 The Paradise (S,HD). 1/8. New series. Moray has been banished for jilting Katherine, but he is called back when the shop begins to struggle. However, he and Denise’s happiness is short-lived.

8.00 Dive WWII: Our Secret History (S,HD). 1/2. Jules Hudson presents the first of two documentaries following a diving team as they search for shipwrecks from the Battle of the Atlantic.

8.00 The X Factor Results (S,HD). 14/22. Dermot O’Leary reveals the names of the acts who are safe, and the two least popular have to sing for survival, before one of them must leave the competition.

8.00 Bigfoot Files (S). 1/3. New series. Leading geneticist Bryan Sykes and presenter Mark Evans embark on a global quest to solve the riddle of mysterious creatures such as Yeti and Sasquatch.

7.00 5 News Weekend (S,HD). 7.05 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (S,HD) (2003). Characters from the world of Victorian literature join forces to stop a villain from starting a world war. Fantasy adventure, based on Alan Moore’s comicbook series, starring Sean Connery, Shane West, Stuart Townsend, Richard Roxburgh, Peta Wilson and Tony Curran. Edited for daytime broadcast. ●●

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9.00 By Any Means (S,HD). 5/6. A crook kills an innocent bystander during a drug deal, only for MI5 to offer him freedom if he gives up his terrorist connections – so the team tries to bring him down.

9.00 The Ottomans: Europe’s Muslim Emperors (S,HD). 3/3. Rageh Omaar examines why the empire finally collapsed after the end of the First World War and looks at the founding of the secular Turkish state by Ataturk. Last in the series.

9.00 Downton Abbey (S,HD). 5/8. An exciting opportunity for Alfred creates tension between Ivy and Daisy, Isobel appeals to Violet’s sense of charity and Branson considers a new future for himself and baby Sybbie.

9.00 Homeland (S,HD). 3/12. Brody finds himself in an increasingly desperate situation and returns to his faith for guidance, while a mysterious man offers to help Carrie in Washington, DC.

10.00 Regional News (S,HD). 10.25 Match of the Day 2 (S,HD). Mark Chapman reviews the day’s only Premier League fixture, which was Aston Villa v Tottenham Hotspur at Villa Park.

10.00 The Wrong Mans (R,S,HD). 4/6. Sam and Phil stumble upon an assassination plot. 10.30 QI XL (S,HD). 7/16. Extended edition. With Jo Brand, Graham Linehan and Jimmy Carr.

10.05 ITV News (S); Weather. 10.20 Women Behind Bars with Trevor McDonald (R,S,HD). 1/2. Part one of two. Life inside two of Indiana’s most dangerous women’s prisons.

10.05 Was It Something I Said? (S,HD). 3/8. Panel show, with guests Jason Manford and Romesh Ranganathan. 10.40 Toast of London (S,HD). 1/6. New series. Comedy following the life of an eccentric actor, starring Matt Berry.

11.15 MOBO Awards 2013 – Highlights (S,HD). The best bits from the ceremony, held at the SSE Hydro in Glasgow.

11.15 Never Mind the Buzzcocks (R,S,HD). 4/13. 11.45 Glory Road (S) (2006). Sporting drama based on a true story, starring Josh Lucas, Jon Voight and Derek Luke. ●●●

11.20 The Cube (R,S,HD). 3/9. A fitness instructor takes up the challenge, aiming to complete tasks inside a large transparent cube to win a jackpot of £250,000. Hosted by Phillip Schofield.

11.10 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (R,S,HD). 8/18. With Britney Spears, Mo Farah, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Jake Bugg.

11.40 Highlander (S) (1986). Immortal warriors must fight each other in duels to the death through the centuries, until only one survives. Fantasy action adventure, with Christopher Lambert. ●●●●

12.45 Weatherview (S). 12.50 BBC News (S,HD).

1.40 Sign Zone: Countryfile (R,S). John Craven harvests wild fruit in Somerset and presents autumn-based archive items, including Matt Baker celebrating British chestnuts and Ellie Harrison growing mushrooms. 2.35 Sign Zone: Holby City (R,S). Malick struggles to accept he is now a patient. 3.35 This Is BBC Two (S).

12.15 The Store. Home shopping. 2.15 Motorsport UK (HD). Highlights of the Ginetta Junior Championship and Porsche Carrera Cup from Rockingham, with commentary by Richard John Neil and Simon Hill. 3.05 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD).

12.10 Paddy’s TV Guide (R,S,HD). Paddy McGuinness takes a comic look at talent. 12.55 American Football Live (S,HD). Indianapolis Colts v Denver Broncos (Kickoff 1.30am). 4.45 Ironman 2013 (R,S). Action from the World Championship in Kona, Hawaii. 5.15 SuperScrimpers (S,HD). 5.30 Countdown (R,S,HD).

1.55 SuperCasino. 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S). 4.25 Make It Big (R,S). 4.50 Roary the Racing Car (R,S). 5.00 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.10 Hana’s Helpline (R,S). 5.20 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.30 The Funky Valley Show (R,S). 5.40 Roary the Racing Car (R,S). 5.50 Hana’s Helpline (R,S).

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9.00 The Rock (S,HD) (1996). A renegade general and his crack team of mercenaries take over the abandoned fortress prison of Alcatraz and threaten San Francisco with toxic nerve-gas rockets to extort a massive ransom. To break their stranglehold on the city, the FBI sends in a chemical weapons expert and a jailed SAS veteran, chosen because he is the only man to have ever escaped from the infamous penitentiary. Action thriller, with Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage and Ed Harris. ●●●●

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Channel 5

6.00 This Is BBC Two (S). 6.05 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 7.05 Real Rescues (R,S,HD). 7.50 Britain’s Empty Homes (R,S). 8.20 Sign Zone 10.35 Click (R,S,HD). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 BBC World News (S,HD). 12.00 Daily Politics (S). 1.00 Inspire: The Olympic Journey (R,S,HD). 1.30 Cash in the Attic (R,S). 2.15 Great British Menu (R,S,HD). 2.45 Floyd on Fish (R,S,HD). 3.15 Are You Being Served? (R,S). 3.45 ’Allo ’Allo! (R,S). 4.15 Cagney & Lacey (R,S,HD). 5.00 Flog It! (R,S).

Have I Got a Bit More … 10.35pm

Never Mind the Buzzcocks, 10pm

Emmerdale, 7pm

Secrets of Your Pay Packet … 8pm

Under the Dome, 10pm

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Channel 4

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Fake Britain (R,S). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 11.00 Real Rescues (S,HD). 11.45 Britain’s Empty Homes (S). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S,HD). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Keeping Up Appearances (R,S). 2.45 Keeping Up Appearances (R,S). 3.15 Perfection (R,S,HD). 4.00 Escape to the Country (R,S). 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (R,S,HD).

6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 4/21. Bart trades lives with a wealthy lookalike. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD).

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Tamara decides whether she wants to be with Casey or Kyle. 6.30 NewsTalk Live (S,HD).

7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Hosted by Alex Jones and Matt Baker. 7.30 Regional Programme (S). Followed by BBC News.

6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 80/140. Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two (S,HD). Zoe Ball chats to the latest couple to be eliminated. 7.00 Rick Stein’s India (R,S,HD). 6/6. Rick meets India’s first MasterChef winner in Lucknow. Last in the series.

6.00 ITV News Central (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News (S); Weather.

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6.00 Daybreak (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). 1.30 ITV News (S); Weather. 1.55 ITV News Central (S). 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S,HD). 3.59 ITV Central Weather (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (S,HD). Quiz show, hosted by Ben Shephard. 5.00 The Chase (S,HD). Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh.

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7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Paddy plans to tell Rhona about his fling with Chas. 7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Things are not good between Hayley and Roy.

7.00 News (S). 7.55 4thought.tv (S,HD). A week of talks on restorative justice.

7.00 Beat the Ancestors (S,HD). Re-creating rocket parachutes used during the Second World War. Last in the series. Followed by 5 News Update.

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BBC2

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8.00 EastEnders (S,HD). Whitney gets on the wrong side of Dennis the menace. 8.30 A Question of Sport (S,HD). 1/36. New series. With Michael Owen, Louis Smith, Ben Youngs and Helen Glover.

8.00 University Challenge (S,HD). 15/37. Two teams are given another chance to make it to the next stage. 8.30 Tom Kerridge’s Proper Pub Food (S,HD). 5/6. The Michelinstarred chef demonstrates how to make two roast dinners.

8.00 Countrywise (S,HD). 8/8. Liz Bonnin joins conservationists trying to save the water vole. Last in the series. 8.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Roy keeps a vigil at Hayley’s bedside.

8.00 Secrets of Your Pay Packet: Channel 4 Dispatches (S). How the recession has affected Britain’s workforce. 8.30 Health Freaks (S). 1/6. New series. Doctors test popular home remedies.

8.00 The Gadget Show (S,HD). Jon Bentley tests translation apps for smartphones at the European Office of the United Nations in Geneva, and learns about the UK’s best free-to-air TV services. Followed by 5 News Update.

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9.00 Murder in the Alps (S,HD). Jane Corbin looks into the shooting of a British family and a passer-by in the French Alps almost 14 months ago, meeting witnesses and investigators.

9.00 Iceland Foods: Life in the Freezer Cabinet (S,HD). 1/3. New series. Documentary following the changing fortunes of frozen-food supermarket chain Iceland, featuring contributions by CEO Malcolm Walker.

9.00 Doc Martin (S,HD). 8/8. As Louisa leaves for Spain, Martin discovers a health issue that could put her in danger if she gets on a plane. Bert and Jennifer’s engagement party goes awry. Last in the series.

9.00 999: What’s Your Emergency? (S,HD). 3/6. Paramedics deal with mentalhealth cases, attempting to talk a man away from the edge of a multi-storey car park and racing to help a father who is having suicidal thoughts.

9.00 Shoplifters & Proud (S,HD). Documentary focusing on habitual thieves who are unapologetic about their crimes, including a 23-year-old woman who has been banned from every shop in her home town of Stockport.

10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 Regional News (S); Weather. 10.35 Have I Got a Bit More News for You (R,S,HD). 3/11. Stephen Merchant hosts the current affairs quiz.

10.00 Never Mind the Buzzcocks (S,HD). 5/13. Actress Kristen Schaal hosts the comedy music quiz. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 ITV News Central (S); Weather. 10.35 The Agenda (S,HD). 3/8. Tom Bradby presents a discussion on the week’s talking points.

10.00 Under the Dome (S,HD). 10/13. Dodee becomes convinced Junior is the fourth hand, and Big Jim encounters Maxine’s mother Agatha, who reveals she knows about his and Barbie’s activities.

10.00 Date My Porn Star (S). Three British men explore the boundaries between sexual fantasy and reality as they travel to Los Angeles to meet their favourite adult-film stars. Part of the Campaign for Real Sex season.

11.20 Citizen Khan (R,S,HD). 3/6. A local MP visits the mosque to endorse its mobile health-check unit. 11.50 The Graham Norton Show (R,S,HD). 2/20.

11.20 The Ottomans: Europe’s Muslim Emperors (R,S,HD). 3/3. Rageh Omaar examines why the empire finally collapsed. Last in the series.

11.05 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Julian Clary (R,S,HD). 4/6. The comedian talks candidly about his life and career.

11.05 Educating Yorkshire (R,S). 7/8. The staff tackle a disruptive 13-year-old boy.

11.00 Chaos (S) (2005). A veteran cop and his inexperienced new partner take on the mysterious criminal masterminding a series of hi-tech heists. Crime thriller, starring Jason Statham and Wesley Snipes. ●●

12.35 Weatherview (S). 12.40 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Sign Zone: Horizon – Defeating the Hackers (R,S). Methods scientists are using to help stop attacks on computers. 1.20 Sign Zone: The Story of the Jews (R,S). The impact of Jews on European arts and culture in the Enlightenment era. 2.20 This Is BBC Two (S). 4.00 BBC Learning Zone

12.05 Jackpot247 Viewers get the chance to participate in live interactive gaming from the comfort of their sofas, with a mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team. 3.00 Champions League Weekly (S,HD). 3.25 ITV Nightscreen (HD). 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S).

12.05 First Time Farmers (R,S,HD). 1.00 Random Acts (S). 1.05 Film: Duniya Na Mane (S) (1937). Drama, starring Shanta Apte and Keshavrao Date. ●●● 3.45 Nashville (S,HD). 4.30 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD). 5.20 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures (R,S,HD). 5.25 Countdown (R,S,HD).

1.00 SuperCasino Viewers get the chance to take part in live interactive gaming, with a mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team. 3.55 HouseBusters (R,S). 4.20 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 Divine Designs (R,S). 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R,S).

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6.10 The Hoobs. 7.00 According to Jim (HD). 7.30 Will & Grace. 7.55 Frasier. 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond. 10.00 Four Rooms (HD). 11.00 Undercover Boss USA. 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary. 12.05 Gordon Ramsay’s Home Cooking. 12.35 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals (HD). 1.05 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems (HD). 1.20 Film: The Violent Men (HD) (1955). ●●● 3.10 Countdown (HD). 4.00 Deal or No Deal (HD). 5.00 Four in a Bed (HD). 5.30 Come Dine with Me (HD).

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Cowboy Builders (R,S,HD). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 War Hero in My Family (R,S,HD). 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.20 Castle (R,S,HD). 3.15 Film: They Come Back (S) (2007). Supernatural drama, starring Mia Kirshner and Niamh Wilson. Edited for daytime broadcast. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

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6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Fake Britain (R,S). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S,HD). 11.00 Real Rescues (S,HD). 11.45 Britain’s Empty Homes (S). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S,HD). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Keeping Up Appearances (R,S). 3.15 Perfection (R,S,HD). 4.00 Escape to the Country (R,S). 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (R,S,HD).

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BBC2

6.00 This Is BBC Two (S). 6.05 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 7.05 Real Rescues (R,S,HD). 7.50 Britain’s Empty Homes (R,S). 8.20 Sign Zone: Wanted Down Under (R,S). 9.05 Antiques Roadshow (R,S). 10.05 James Martin’s Food Map of Britain (R,S). 10.35 HARDtalk (R,S,HD). 11.00 BBC News (S,HD). 11.30 BBC World News (S,HD). 12.00 Daily Politics (S). 1.00 Classic Mastermind (R,S). 1.30 Cash in the Attic (R,S). 2.15 Great British Menu (R,S,HD). 2.45 Floyd on Fish (R,S,HD). 3.15 Are You Being Served? (R,S). 3.45 ’Allo ’Allo! (R,S). 4.15 Cagney & Lacey (R,S,HD). 5.00 Flog It! (R,S).

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ITV

6.00 Daybreak (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). 1.30 ITV News (S); Weather. 1.55 ITV News Central (S). 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S,HD). 3.59 ITV Central Weather (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (S,HD). Quiz show, hosted by Ben Shephard. 5.00 The Chase (S,HD). Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh.

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Channel 4

6.10 The Hoobs 7.00 According to Jim 7.25 Will & Grace 7.55 Frasier 8.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Four Rooms 11.00 Undercover Boss USA. 12.00 News Summary. 12.05 Gordon Ramsay’s Home Cooking. 12.35 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 1.05 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 1.20 Film: 40 Guns to Apache Pass (HD) (1967). ●● 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal or No Deal 5.00 Four in a Bed 5.30 Come Dine with Me

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Cowboy Builders (R,S). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 Animal Maternity. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.20 CSI: NY (R,S). 3.10 Film: Try to Remember (S) (2004). Drama adapted from a tale by Mary Higgins Clark, starring Gabrielle Anwar, Max Martini and Gary Chalk. Edited for violence and language. ●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

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The Dog Rescuers, 7.30pm

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 1/21. A parody of Michael Bay’s Transformers. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Holly is stunned by Cindy’s revelation.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Bianca celebrates her hen night at Angelo’s. 6.30 NewsTalk Live (S,HD).

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Cain is disappointed that Moira has put the farm up for sale. 7.30 Live UEFA Champions League (S,HD). Arsenal v Borussia Dortmund (kick-off 7.45pm). Coverage of the matchday three Group F clash at the Emirates Stadium, where Arsene Wenger’s men entertain last season’s runners-up. Having won both of their previous fixtures, the Gunners currently top the table and have a threepoint advantage over tonight’s opponents and Napoli. However, the German outfit have been in fine form so far this term domestically and are likely to provide the Londoners with their toughest test of the campaign so far.

7.00 News (S). 7.55 4thought.tv (S,HD). A convicted murderer talks about the idea of meeting his victim’s family.

7.00 Jungle Babies: Tarsier Tails (S,HD). 3/25. 7.30 The Dog Rescuers (S,HD). Sara Hughes visits the home of a malnourished dog. Followed by 5 News Update.

8.00 Double Your House for Half the Money (S,HD). 10/10. Sarah Beeny meets a Hertfordshire couple who are transforming a £900,000 property, and follows a project in Hampshire to renovate a former post office. Last in the series.

8.00 Cowboy Builders (S,HD). Helping a family whose new home was left unfinished. Followed by 5 News at 9.

9.00 Masters of Sex (S,HD). 3/12. Johnson and Masters continue their research in the brothel, but after receiving skewed data, they endeavour to get the project reinstated at the hospital.

9.00 CSI: New York – The Penultimate Episode (S,HD). 16/17. The CSIs are alerted to three separate murders on Valentine’s Day, including the CEO of a company killed at a farmers’ market and a man found dead in a hotel room.

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6.00 ITV News Central (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News (S); Weather.

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Tipping Point, 4pm

6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 81/140. Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two (S,HD). Zoe Ball talks to the couple who escaped elimination on Sunday. 7.00 The Great British Bake Off 2012 Winner’s Story (S,HD). Members of the class of 2012 talk about their experiences of life inside the tent.

7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Live chat and topical reports. 7.30 EastEnders (S,HD). The pressure gets to Ian when he receives his court summons. Followed by BBC News.

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

8.00 Holby City (S,HD). 2/52. Harry is forced to confront an old friend when drugs go missing, Ric is not impressed to find Gemma has brought her son into work and Arthur overreacts with a patient.

8.00 The Great British Bake Off – The Final (S,HD). Sue Perkins and Mel Giedroyc present the final of the competition, which sees the three contestants creating a savoury picnic pie, 12 pretzels and a three-tiered wedding cake.

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Holby City, 8pm

9.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build (S,HD). Nick Knowles heads to Halifax, West Yorkshire, where he and the team enlist the help of local tradesmen to transform the home of a family whose eightyear-old son is paralysed.

9.00 The Wrong Mans (S,HD). 5/6. The duo find they have become high-profile fugitives. 9.30 The Sarah Millican Television Programme (S,HD). 5/6. With Dan Cruickshank, Martin Lewis and Gabriella Ellis. 10.00 Later – with Jools Holland (S,HD). 6/8. With Arctic Monkeys, Paul McCartney, Gary Clark Jr and Katy B. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 ITV News Central (S); Weather. 10.35 UEFA Champions League: Extra Time (S,HD). Action from this evening’s matchday three fixtures.

10.10 London Irish (S,HD). 5/6. The friends wake up in a strange flat after St Patrick’s Day. 10.40 8 Out of 10 Cats (R,S,HD). 3/9. With Helen Flanagan, Henning Wehn and Miles Jupp.

10.00 CSI: New York – The Last Ever Episode (S,HD). 17/17. The team investigates a case involving a police officer. Last in the series. 10.55 CSI: New York – The First Ever Episode (R,S,HD). 1/23. A serial killer strikes in the city.

11.20 A Simple Plan (S,HD) (1998). The decision by two brothers to keep a fortune they find in a plane wreck has fateful consequences. Sam Raimi’s psychological thriller, with Bill Paxton. ●●●●

11.20 Trust Me I’m a Doctor (R,S,HD). 2/3. Michael Mosley learns about an experiment to find out whether standing up a few more hours each day could have health benefits.

11.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (S). The host takes his successful talk show stateside, where he invites American guests to air their differences, and dispenses his own judgment on the situation.

11.30 The Simpsons (R,S). 17/22. Bart wins an elephant, which proceeds to eat the family out of house and home. 11.55 The Simpsons (R,S). 16/21. A bully torments Lisa.

11.50 Dennis Nilsen’s First Kill: Countdown to Murder (R,S,HD). 2/6. Examining the events that led Nilsen to become a serial killer.

1.15 Weatherview (S). 1.20 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Sign Zone: America’s Stoned Kids (R,S). Clinical psychologist John Marsden visits Denver to assess the impact Colorado’s legalisation of marijuana for recreational use may have on the rest of America. Part of the This World strand. 1.20 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview of upcoming programmes. 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (S,HD).

12.20 Jackpot247 Viewers are offered the chance to participate in live interactive gaming from the comfort of their sofas, with an entertaining mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team. 3.00 Loose Women (R,HD). 3.45 ITV Nightscreen (HD). 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD).

12.25 Random Acts (S). 12.30 Poker (S). 1.25 KOTV Boxing Weekly (S). Ajose Olusegun v Henry Lundy. 1.50 Volleyball (S). 2.45 VW Racing Cup (R,S). 3.10 FIA GT Series (R,S,HD). 4.05 Cardiff Half Marathon (R,S). 5.00 River Rat Race Stockton (R,S). 5.25 SuperScrimpers (R,S,HD). 5.40 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

12.50 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours (R,S). The case of a man wrongly convicted of murdering his mother. 1.15 SuperCasino Live interactive gaming. 3.55 HouseBusters (R,S). 4.20 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 Divine Designs (R,S). 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R,S).

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 Regional News (S). Followed by National Lottery Update. 10.35 Fox Wars (S,HD). People’s attitudes toward the suburban fox.

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Wednesday

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Fake Britain (R,S). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S). 11.00 Real Rescues (S,HD). 11.45 Britain’s Empty Homes (S). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S,HD). 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 Keeping Up Appearances 3.15 Perfection (R,S,HD). 4.00 Escape to the Country (R,S). 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (R,S,HD).

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BBC2

6.00 Homes Under the Hammer 7.00 Real Rescues 7.45 Britain’s Empty Homes 8.15 Sign Zone: Wanted Down Under 9.00 Meerkats: Secrets of an Animal Superstar – Natural World 10.00 Plan It, Build It 10.30 See Hear (S). 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00 Lifeline 1.10 The A to Z of TV Gardening (R,S). 1.30 Cash in the Attic (R,S). 2.15 Great British Menu (R,S,HD). 2.45 Floyd on Fish (R,S,HD). 3.15 Are You Being Served? (R,S). 3.45 ‘Allo ‘Allo! (R,S). 4.15 Cagney & Lacey (R,S,HD). 5.00 Flog It! (R,S).

ITV

6.00 Daybreak (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). 1.30 ITV News (S); Weather. 1.55 ITV News Central (S). 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S,HD). 3.59 ITV Central Weather (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (S,HD). Quiz show, hosted by Ben Shephard. 5.00 The Chase (S,HD). Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh.

Channel 4

6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 According to Jim (HD). 7.25 Will & Grace 7.55 Frasier 8.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Four Rooms (HD). 11.00 Undercover Boss USA 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Gordon Ramsay’s Home Cooking 12.35 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals (HD). 1.05 Film: The African Queen (HD) (1951). ●●●●● 3.10 Countdown (HD). 4.00 Deal or No Deal (HD). 5.00 Four in a Bed (HD). 5.30 Come Dine with Me (HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.10 Cowboy Builders (R,S,HD). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 The Railway: First Great Western (R,S,HD). 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.20 NCIS (R,S). 3.15 Film: Stranger with My Face (S) (2009). Mystery, with Catherine Hicks and Alexz Johnson. Edited for daytime broadcast. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

The House That £100K Built, 8pm

Coronation Street, 7.30pm

River Cottage to the Core, 8pm

Animal Maternity, 8pm

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6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather. 6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 82/140. Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two (S,HD). Ian Waite analyses the couples’ training.

6.00 ITV News Central (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV News (S); Weather.

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 5/21. Homer and Marge reminisce about their marriage. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Diane is rushed to hospital.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Heath’s mother Cheryl arrives for the wedding. 6.30 NewsTalk Live (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Hosted by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. Followed by BBC News.

7.00 Nigellissima (R,S,HD). 1/6. 7.30 Nigellissima (R,S,HD). 2/6. Nigella Lawson demonstrates how to prepare a range of straightforward yet sumptuous Italian dishes.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Cain unwittingly proposes to Moira. 7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Roy and Hayley struggle to move forward, aware he cannot accept her final wishes.

7.00 News (S). 7.55 4thought.tv (S,HD). A woman talks about meeting the teenager who burgled her home.

7.00 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge (R,S,HD). Actor Robson Green heads to Texas. Followed by 5 News Update.

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8.00 Watchdog (S,HD). 6/8. Anne Robinson, Matt Allwright and Chris Hollins present the consumer investigation show, looking into packaged bank accounts and the rising cost of train fares.

8.00 The House That £100K Built (S,HD). 6/6. A newly engaged couple plan to build a £95,000 home in rural Devon, but Kieran Long worries they have taken on too much when he discovers they only have £60,000. Last in the series.

8.00 Animal Maternity (S,HD). At Woburn Safari Park, Frankie the giraffe is pestered for milk by all the youngsters in the herd, leaving her newborn calf in danger of missing its first feed. Last in the series. Followed by 5 News at 9.

9.00 The Great British Year (S,HD). 4/4. The documentary follows wildlife throughout autumn, when the fading sun brings a change of energy to the landscape, while creatures prepare for shorter, darker days. Last in the series.

9.00 Ambassadors (S,HD). 1/3. New series. Comedy following the exploits of Keith Davies and Neil Tilly, two British diplomats stationed in the fictional Central Asian country of Tazbekistan. Starring Robert Webb and David Mitchell.

8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (S,HD). 2/5. The sleuth is reunited with sidekick Captain Hastings (Hugh Fraser), secretary Miss Lemon (Pauline Moran) and Inspector Japp (Philip Jackson) in a case that plunges him into the world of global espionage as the Second World War looms. The public are in panic after the shocking death of Russian grandmaster Ivan Savaranoff during a game of chess. David Suchet stars in a story adapted by Mark Gatiss and Ian Hallard.

8.00 River Cottage to the Core (S). 2/4. Hugh FearnleyWhittingstall and the team serve fruit-based picnic food and drink at a local sports day, including blueberry coronation chicken, and raspberry and labneh salad.

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9.00 Grand Designs (S,HD). 8/11. Kevin McCloud meets a master craftsman who plans to build a castle in rural Devon made entirely of mud, forming the huge property out of two curved roundhouses connected by glazing.

9.00 Saving Britain’s 70-Stone Man (S,HD). Documentary following Keith, who weighs 70 stone and has not left his home for 11 years, as he enlists the help of obesity specialists to help him prepare for life-saving surgery.

10.00 The Culture Show: The Art of Chinese Painting (S,HD). 18/32. Kate Bryan investigates art in China. 10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followed by Weather.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S). 10.30 ITV News Central (S); Weather. 10.35 Exposure: Undercover Colleges (S,HD). 4/8. ‘Highly trusted’ institutions seeking to attract foreign students.

10.00 Gogglebox (S). 5/13. Weekly TV review programme, narrated by Caroline Aherne. 10.45 How to Find the Perfect Flatmate (S,HD). Documentary about people entering the highly competitive rental market in London.

10.00 Wentworth Prison (S,HD). 9/10. Bea blames husband Harry for Debbie’s death, while the inmate’s distraught reaction to the loss of her daughter brings back painful memories for Fletch.

11.05 A Question of Sport (R,S,HD). 1/36. With Michael Owen, Louis Smith, Ben Youngs and Helen Glover. 11.35 Is Anybody There? (S,HD) (2008). Drama, starring Michael Caine. ●●●●

11.20 David Attenborough’s Rise of Animals: Triumph of the Vertebrates (R,S,HD). 2/2. Part two of two. How mammals came to dominate the natural world.

11.35 James Nesbitt’s Ireland (R,S,HD). 5/8. The actor visits the Galway Races and a food fair in Dingle.

11.50 Up All Night: The Nightclub Toilet (R,S,HD). 1/4. The first of four documentaries following life after dark across Britain.

11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (R,S). 14/23. The body of a former CIA director washes up in a swamp, and Langston suspects a revealing book he was working on could hold the key to his death.

1.05 Weatherview (S). 1.10 BBC News (S,HD).

12.20 Sign Zone: See Hear Weekly magazine for the deaf and hard of hearing. With voiceover. (R,S). 12.50 This Is BBC Two Preview of upcoming programmes from BBC Two. (S). 4.00 BBC Learning Zone

12.05 Jackpot247 3.00 Film: Murder, She Wrote: A Story to Die For (S) (2000). Jessica Fletcher and a fellow author investigate the death of a Soviet dissident responsible for revealing KGB secrets. Mystery, starring Angela Lansbury and Richard Crenna. ●● 4.30 ITV Nightscreen (HD). 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S).

12.45 Random Acts (S). 12.50 Film: Sant Tukaram (1936). Historical drama, starring Vishnupant Pagnis and Gauri. In Hindi and Marathi. ●●● 3.10 Film: Living Free (S) (1972). Fact-based drama sequel, starring Susan Hampshire. ●● 4.45 SuperScrimpers’ Challenge (R,S,HD). 5.40 Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

12.00 The Big Game (S,HD). Highlights of a recent tournament from around the world, as a table of card-sharps aimed to scoop the big-money first prize. 12.55 SuperCasino 3.55 HouseBusters (R,S). 4.20 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 Divine Designs (R,S). 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R,S).

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10.00 BBC News (S,HD). 10.25 Regional News (S). Followed by National Lottery Update. 10.35 Father Figure (S,HD). 6/6. Elaine thinks she might be pregnant. Last in the series.

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