From a pup's perspective: Tex gets a sister

By Tex: TXDM pup columnist

“Tex! Here boy!”

Ohhh, I bet it's a treat. It's gotta be a treat. I think I heard the box, but it didn't sound the same. Maybe it's a bigger treat!

Just a quick jump over the couch. Oh no, I forgot about the slippery flooooor — Ha! Didn't slap my snoofer this time.

Ugh, gotta itch. Wait ...what was I doing?

“Tex! Get in here!”

Oh that's right, it's treat time for me! All for me!

Uhhhh.

What. Is. That?

It's like a pupper but it's making a weird noise. It won't stop staring at me and it's eyes are creeping me out!

Dad tricked me. This isn't a treat! Where's my treat?!

“This is your new sister. Our newest fur baby named Star. Get it, she's the lone Star in the house? Now Tex, you gotta be nice to the kitty.”

I'm just going to walk away and act like this didn't happen. Y'all return the alien and come back with treats or we're gonna have problems!