Funny Quarantine Stuff

A young girl asked her dad, “Why is my sister’s name Paris?” Her dad replied, “We conceived her when we were in Paris.” “Oh, Thanks Dad,” she replied. He patted her head, “No problem Quarantine.”

Quarantine Day 1: I have enough food and supplies to last me months, maybe even years.

Day 1 + 45 min.: I’m at the store. I needed a Twix bar.

Day 2 of no sports: I found a woman on my couch. Apparently she’s my wife. She seems nice.