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Christmas
And it did... First snow of the year fell on 23rd Dec over the Dunoon mountains with pretty strong winds and an angry Clyde to help bring in Christmas 2014 - who'd like a Baileys?
What did one snowman say to the other when one of them started to melt?
It's 'snow joke you know!'
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were getting cold so they decided to light a fire in their boat. It promptly sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too
Saul, that is a really bad one - please think of another
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frost bite!
Mum, that's worse than Saul's joke...
Mmmm, I know this one "Why did Santa have to go to the hospital?
"No Honest Dad, it's a C"
Go on Kris, tell us "Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy - of course!
OK "Santa had to go to the hospital because...
of his poor elf!
Gin and tonic anyone...
What did the Snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
“Get out of my face.”
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
Because he had no body to go with... its the way you tell em! LOL
Now just hold still a moment!
For Christmas last year I got given Sudoku toilet paper.
It’s useless. You can only fill it in with number ones and number twos.
What’s the most popular Christmas wine?
‘I don’t like Brussels sprouts!’
"General, what do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
Sandy Claws
What did the drummer say to the band leader? "Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?"
What do you call a little lobster who won’t share his Christmas presents?
Shell-fish!
Really? what are you upto uncle Craig
"I decided to sell our Hoover before Christmas... well it was just collecting dust"
"I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again."
New Game The Boyds have invented a new challenge - introducing Happy, Bashful, Sneezy and Grumpy but which one is which?
What bird is always out of breath?
A puffin
Happy New Year to everyone
Cheers until the next time we are together
Flick to next page for OUT TAKES
OUT-TAKES
2014
Papa runs the gauntlet
Papa decided to take a photo from ourside of dining room window LEAVING only 10 seconds to set the camera and Arrive inside for photo...
ATTEMPT 1
Attempt 1. - he ended up in the drinks cupboard ATTEMPT 2
Attempt 2 just made the dining room door...
ATTEMPT 3
Attempt 3 very close but not quite.. Finally, made it on attempt 4.
NOT SURE ABOUT THIS... ATTEMPT 1
ATTEMPT 2
ATTEMPT 3
Harvey's suns it up...
We have take off
Christmas Tree Magic...
Le and
est we forget the love d beauty around us ...
Until the next time we are
...
Happy 2015