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Pennsylvania Prostitution Case BLITZ News Shorts 3 Hollywood Profile / Movie Reviews 4 Blitz Music: Barley House Jukebox 5 Mavs and Stars Previews 6 UNT / SMU / TCU Previews 7 Dallas Cowboys Week 11 Preview 8 A Season to Remember for TCU 9 COVER STORY: Metroplex Pizza Our Favorite Restaurants 10-11 BLITZ BABE: Wynessa 12 UFC 106 Preview 13 Restaurant Review: Fireside Pies 14 Blitz Toys 15 The Fan Top 10 with Sybil 16 Crossword / Jokes / Horrorscopes 17 Last Call: NCAA Football Playoffs 18
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QUOTE OF THE WEEK “Believe it or not, Americans eat 75 acres of pizza a day.” – Boyd Matson
Tossed Over Gov’t-Funded Sex
An appeals court has ruled Pennsylvania State Police botched a prostitution investigation in which troopers gave an informant money to pay for sex four times at a massage parlor, along with a total of $180 for the man’s trouble. The Superior Court opinion issued Thursday upheld a Lehigh County judge’s ruling that threw out prostitution charges against Sun Cha Chon in suburban Allentown on the grounds that the government had acted outrageously. The appeals court ruling described how the man first approached state police to say he had been solicited for sex at the Shiatsu Spa. Troopers then supplied the unnamed man with government money and sent him back four times to engage in what the county judge called “a smorgasbord of sexual activity” during June and July 2006. Lehigh County Judge Robert L. Steinberg said the man’s subsequent visits did not advance the police investigation. He was given $360 total to pay for the services that allegedly involved Chon and another woman, plus the extra $180 for his time. “The outrageous nature is it went beyond what was necessary to prove the prostitution charge,” said Chon’s lawyer, Maureen Coggins. The Superior Court opinion recounted how police and the informant were recorded laughing about the sexual encounters. “We expect more from the police, and demand that they conduct their investigations and utilize their resources without resorting to such embarrassing investigative techniques,” Steinberg said in a written opinion that the appeals court cited at length.
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“No adequate supervisory guidance was provided, no standards existed for this type of investigation, and some of the behavior by the participants was sophomoric,” Steinberg wrote. The lead investigator said the informant contacted police because he had been offended by the offer of sex, according to the Superior Court ruling. “It is difficult to imagine how this informant could have been so offended, and yet proceed to engage in oral and sexual intercourse with the two women in this case and laugh about it with the investigating troopers after each occasion,” wrote Judge John T. Bender for the three-judge Superior Court panel. Lehigh County District Attorney Jim Martin said officers sent the informant back repeatedly to help them determine the scope of the organization. He said he was concerned about the precedent the ruling might set and plans to seek review by the state Supreme Court. “Is it outrageous police conduct if it’s done in a drug setting or if it’s done in an investigation into weapons sales?” Martin said. “That’s an important consideration.” He described the extra cash payments to the informant as a necessary evil and common practice. State police spokeswoman Lt. Myra Taylor said department policy prohibits undercover officers from engaging in any sexual act, but she also said the informant’s behavior did not conform with state police standards. She said the troopers’ conduct has been addressed internally.
WHAT A GREAT AUDIENCE FOR A STANDUP COMIC A very rare disease, Kuru, with a mortality rate of 100%, has been observed only in the South Fore Tribe of eastern New Guinea. Researchers think this condition, much like Mad Cow disease, is probably caused by eating human brains, a part of this group’s funeral ritual. Sufferers usually suffocate while laughing themselves to death. (Found at epidemic levels in the 1950s-60s, today Kuru is basically extinct.) A PRETTY EXPENSIVE TEMPER TANTRUM On April 21, 2006, the Dallas Morning News reported Joe Wallas Hansen, 45, of Euless, had been arrested for losing his temper and beating a Wal-Mart self-checkout machine with his fists. According to Police Sgt. Bob Murphy, the machine sustained $715 in damage, and the Class A misdemeanor could cost the accused a fine of $4,000 and up to a year in the county jail. DID THIS TALENT SCOUT PREFER ACCORDIONS AND BAGPIPES? Mike Smith was a talent scout for Decca Records when he invited the Beatles to visit London for an audition on New Year’s Day, 1962. They did, and banged out fifteen numbers for Mr. Smith and his associate, Dick Rowe. Several weeks later, Mr. Rowe contacted the Beatles’ manager, Brian Epstein, to tell him Decca Records was not interested, saying, “guitar groups are on the way out.”
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HOLLYWOOD PROFILE BLITZREVIEWS with Sandra Bullock By: Joe Stumpo - www.darthstumpo.com
Wa s t i n g o u r m o n ey s o yo u d o n ’t h a ve t o !
Vivian Fullerlove
“Entertainment’s Real Critic”
No actress in Hollywood has been as busy as Sandra Bullock this year. She makes her third appearance on the big screen for the year this month with the release of the film The Blind Side. The film is the true story of Michael Oher, a homeless African-American youngster from a broken home, who is taken in by Sean and Leigh Anne Tuohy (played by Tim McGraw and Bullock), a well-to-do family who helps him fulfill his potential. At the same time, Oher’s presence in the Tuohy’s lives leads them to some insightful self-discoveries of their own. Living in his new environment, the teen faces a completely different set of challenges to overcome. As a football player and student, Oher works hard and with the help of his coaches and adopted family, becomes an All-American offensive left tackle. We talked with Bullock about the film and the important lesson about teamwork off and on the football field it has to teach. I have to tell you. I absolutely love this movie! It was funny. It was inspirational. What was it about the project that attracted you to it? I was amazed at how many characters were in the film. Each person in the film is a character with a definite opinion and a journey that they go through. Usually there is one or two characters with a nice part, but John [writer/director John Lee Hancock] made sure that every single person was represented even the coaches. You get them for little bits here and there, but you know exactly who they are. They’re so different. All of them have different points of view. I realized it was a well written story.
2012: If 1974’s The Towering Inferno, Irwin Allen’s all-star pyrotechnic epic, is considered the big daddy of the ‘70s disaster movies, director Roland Emmerich’s 2012 is the great grandfather of all end of the world films where humanity is threatened by aliens, giant meteors, and catastrophic meteorological events. John Cusack, Amanda Peet, Oliver Platt, Thandie Newton, Danny Glover, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Woody Harrelson, and George Segal attempt to survive as the country and the entire world are threatened by earthquakes and tidal waves in conjunction with the date Dec. 21, 2012; the end date of the Mayan calendar that has people today stupidly believing the world will end three years from now. Nothing is spared as Yellowstone National Park self destructs into an active volcano and all of Washington D.C. is washed away with the U.S.S. John F. Kennedy aircraft carrier riding a giant tidal wave. This isn’t REM’s “It’s The End of the World As We Know It.” It’s Apocalypse Now.
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What is the film about? It is about family and prejudices and calling people out on the hypocrisy of a lot of things and people owning their short comings and how working together as a family and as a team advances people faster and better than someone by themselves in the world. You’ve said you feel this film has a very important message that makes it special and necessary to be told. What is that? You rarely see athletes that talk about “we” and “team.” Everyone always says “I did this,” but when you see those athletes that are about working together and the sport and taking care of each other, it’s really powerful and emotional. I think that’s why this is such an important film because again as a society, as a family, so many teams, so many athletes are about stepping over everyone else to get to the good stuff and not about taking care of your brother or sister. I must admit, I barely recognized Tim McGraw in the trailer for the movie. What was it like working with him? It was perfect. The dynamic between he and I, and what we saw in the dynamic between Leigh Anne and Sean, the banter was perfectly balanced. He knew how to set it up. Again, one of those great pieces of casting where people go “Ok, Tim McGraw. That should be interesting.” And then you see what he does in the film and you see Tim McGraw the actor. What did Michael add to the Tuohy family? It kind of feels like they didn’t know a piece was missing until Michael showed up and completed the family. I don’t know if that’s true, but in reading and the little bits that I heard, it’s like the universe created this family, got it going, and they were going great and having all this success, but something was missing. Then Michael showed up, and that was the final piece to the puzzle. The Blind Side opens nationwide this week. The film is rated PG-13 for one scene involving brief violence, drug and sexual references. For all of the week’s new film releases, check out my show Reel Critics on Time Warner Cable Video on Demand under the North Texas programming tab! You can also email me at trivia@reelcriticstv.com for your chance to win a pair of free movie tickets to the Studio Movie Grill!
JFK (1991): Oscar winning director Oliver Stone’s controversial three hour plus who done it, has Kevin Costner as New Orleans District Attorney Jim Garrison investigating the assassination of President Kennedy. Stone’s screenplay literally throws in everything but the kitchen sink that’s been discussed about the assassination since the release of the 1964 Warren Commission Report. The viewer is bombarded with notions the president was killed because of plans to get the United States out of Vietnam to pointing fingers at the Central Intelligence Agency, the FBI, and President Lyndon B. Johnson as prime suspects before Garrison finally sets his sights on Clay Shaw (Tommy Lee Jones), the director of the New Orleans International Trade Mart who supposedly had CIA ties. The film’s a modern day Sherlock Holmes murder mystery where the only thing proven near the end is a conspiracy existed.
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ne thing that has always been evident to yours truly is the level of local talent that Dallas has to offer. For some reason, however, our fine city doesn’t seem to get the respect that it so deserves. Just recently one of everybody’s favorite watering holes, The Barley House, did something that must be recognized for the pure genius that it truly is. The establishment now has an all D/FW area jukebox. As if that wasn’t a cool enough idea already, the true kicker is that now all proceeds stemmed from each play on the machine will go directly to the Carter Albrecht Foundation. Most of us by now are well aware of the tragic event that took place on September 3, 2007 when Mr. Albrecht was fatally shot in a bizarre incident involving his girlfriend’s neighbor. Carter was one of the best musicians the area had to offer, whose most notable work was with Sorta, Sparrows, and as a member of Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians. Now one of his favorite places to play has come up with a way to pay him back for all his years of musical service to the community and support the foundation in his memory.
Local music fan, Amanda Cecil, largely responsible for spear-heading the project, said “The Barley House has always been known as home to local musicians, and for supporting them. We want to give back and honor a very special musician in our own ‘Barley’ way.” What better way than to give somebody the chance to hear Carter while they enjoy a frosty beverage with their friends! Maybe play a tune off of his best friend, Danny Balis’ new album Too Much Living. How about a track from another one of Carter’s many bandmates, Chris Holt, and his solo album Summer Reverb. The jukebox was just recently completed and it was unveiled to the masses on November 8th. Whether you are in the mood for some live local music or something off of an album, the Barley House is definitely the place for you. Ms. Cecil also told us “One of the key elements is that we want people to know that they can now come to Barley House and hear local musicians any time and it is for a great cause!” A great cause indeed and a super novel concept. The Blitz Weekly would like to thank Ms. Cecil for all her hard work on the project and would like to thank Mr. Albrecht and all of
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the local musicians who put their heart and soul into entertaining us through their phenomenal music. Life would sure seem a lot dimmer without you all. A small sampling of some of the albums and artists you’ll find:
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2. Water Music
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3. Tell Me a Story
Olospo - “Herbal Tea”
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Sparrows - “Snowflakes” Centromatic - “Distance and Clime” Carter Albrecht - “Jesus is Alive and Living in London” Old 97’s - “Hitchhike to Rhome” Midlake - “Milkmaid Grand Army” Pilotdrift - “Watersphere”
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*The Barley House is located at 5612 SMU Blvd (formerly Yale Blvd). The Barley House is open weekdays from 4pm to 2am, and on weekends from 11am to 2am. Check them out online at www.barleyhouse.com For more information about Home Grown Juke Box please call Amanda at 214549-5360.
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LeBron Says Players Should Give Up No. 23
ReDirkulous by: Geoff Case – “NBA Analyst”
The Mavericks have had some serious shooting woes to start games. They’ve outscored their opponent in the first quarter just twice in eight games. They come out relaxed like it’s the morning shoot around and have to crawl their way back into games by sending Dirk Nowitzki to the basket. It’s not good to have to repeatedly ask your best player to drive the lane to draw fouls every game. “We can’t keep putting ourselves in a hole all the time,” Nowitzki said. “If you’re playing from behind all the time almost every game, it takes a lot of energy out of you.” The Mavs themselves are feeling like they wait for the opponent to take the first punch. “Our biggest hurdle is, when we have an opportunity to seize the moment, we don’t be the aggressor,” Jason Terry said. “We kind of wait for things to happen.” The Mavericks have got to figure out a way to start with more energy or they may lose more than the game, it could be Dirk.
LeBron James, pretty much the best player in the NBA right now. But not the best in history. And he knows that. So with his No. 23, which he has been wearing since way back in his high school days, is making a switch to the No. 6. Why? James is giving his respect to the best basketball player in NBA history: Michael Jordan. After swishing 34 points on the Heat in a 111-104 win, Jordan was sitting there watching the young man play. So LeBron says that every player who is currently wearing the No. 23, should switch. But that is going to be tough, with twelve other players in the league already having the number, guys including Kevin Martin and Martell Webster. “I just think what Michael Jordan has done for the game has to be recognized some way soon. There would be no LeBron James, no Kobe Bryant, no Dwayne Wade if there wasn’t Michael Jordan first,” says James. He continued, “He can’t get the logo [Hall of Famer Jerry West’s
silhouette adorns the NBA’s logo], and if he can’t, something has to be done. I feel like no NBA player should wear 23. I’m starting a petition, and I’ve got to get everyone in the NBA to sign it. Now, if I’m not going to wear No. 23, then nobody else should be able to wear it.” James did not always wear No. 23. He also used to wear No. 45 a few years ago, before switching back instantly. “If you see 23, you think about Michael Jordan,” James told the Plain Dealer. “You see gamewinning shots, you think about Michael Jordan; you see guys fly through the air, you think about Michael Jordan; you see fly kicks, you think about Michael Jordan. He did so much, it has to be recognized, and not just by putting him in the Hall of Fame.” James has until March 5 to change his number. LeBron is doing a good thing right now. Let’s hope he can do some more good things in the future.
Dallas Stars Return Home
by: Richard S. Pollak – “That Hockey Guy”
The Stars will return home after playing the Detroit Red Wings this week to old familiar Hockey faces and unfamiliar new ones. Former Stars Head Coach Ken Hitchcock and former General Manager Doug Armstrong bring their new teams to the American Airlines Center to do battle. The Hitchcock lead Columbus Blue Jackets and Armstrong managed St. Louis Blues are running neck and neck with the Stars for the final playoff spots in the Western Conference. These contests are even more important than just the two points in the standings because of possible end of season playoff determinations. The Stars can win or lose a precise spot in the final conference standings based on their direct records with both teams. Unfamiliar are the New Jersey Devils and Carolina Hurricanes, who make their only bi-yearly visit to the AAC. In the old days, the Stars would compete against everyone in hockey, at least four times a year. Since 2003, we may get to see the greatest stars of the East only once or even only every other year.
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Army vs. North Texas
SMU vs. Marshall
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SMU became bowl eligible when they beat UTEP 35-31. Fans stormed the field as the Mustangs’ 25 years of bowl drought looks to be coming to an end. QB Kyle Padron passed for 244 yards and 2 TDs and had a pair of 1 yard TD runs. Shawnbrey McNeal had a big day rushing with 175 yards and a touchdown. Emmanuel Sanders looked great catching 7 passes for 134 yards and 2 TDs. Margus Hunt blocked his seventh kick of the season and needs only one more to tie a season NCAA record. Taylor Thompson had 2 key sacks, one being on 4th and 6 from the SMU 14 yard line with 26 seconds left in the game. SMU will travel to Marshall (5-5) this week. They are coming off a 27-20 loss to Southern Mississippi. Quarterback Brian Anderson threw for 339 yards and 2 TDs. SMU needs to win out to ensure themselves a spot in the championship game which they would then host. Time to Pony up!
TCU made a mark in the BCS race by crushing Utah 55-28 this past Saturday. This was supposed to be the last game on their schedule that would have been tough and they showed their record breaking 50,000 + crowd that they mean business. The things that they need to focus on are pride and not letting their undefeated record go to their heads. They’re now taking on Wyoming (5-5). Freshman QB Carta-Samuels has only three interceptions for the season. The RBBC is executed by the Cowboys splitting carries between Alexander and Stewart. Their defense has been porous and seems to always give up at least 10 points. TCU should have no problem controlling this game and reaching the end zone. Just because Wyoming is 33 in conference doesn’t mean they’re not going to come up gunning. As long as TCU plays tough defense, they will cruise to their 11th straight season win and become closer to a BCS bid.
Sat. Nov 21 – 3pm – T V: T XA 21 @ Fouts Field
North Texas (2-7) had a lackluster performance against Louisiana-Monroe losing 33-6. After putting up 68 points the week before the offense managed only 268 yards of offense. Riley Dodge was ineffective throwing for 189 yards and 3 interceptions. Freshman Darius Carey had 9 catches for 72 yards. Lance Dunbar finished with only 40 yards snapping his string of five straight games with at least 100 yards rushing. He now has 1,004 rushing yards for the season becoming the ninth player in school history to top the 1,000 mark. This was the first game the Mean Green failed to score a touchdown against a Sun Belt opponent since Todd Dodge became coach. Adryan Adams led the way with 8 tackles at cornerback. This week North Texas will travel to Miami to take on Florida International. The Golden Panthers (2-7) are coming off a 48-21 loss to Middle Tennessee. This is a game North Texas could and should win.
Sat. Nov 21 – 3:30pm – T V: NA @ Edwards Stadium
Danielle Green’s Heroic Story Our troops make sacrifices everyday for the well being of our country. There are many inspiring stories that are never heard. John F. Kennedy once said, “Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country.” Danielle Green made a choice to represent freedom because that’s something she wanted to do. She felt it was her destiny. Danielle had been playing basketball since she was seven years old. She was raised by her mother, a single parent and a drug addict. Playing basketball was her way of getting out of that environment. At an early age she decided she wanted to either play basketball for Notre Dame or join the Army. She received a scholarship to play basketball at Notre Dame in 1995. After her playing days were up she was unsure of what she wanted to do after college and once again the thought of joining the military entered her thoughts. In 2002 she enlisted in the Army. On May 25, 2004 in Baghdad, she had a feeling something bad was going to happen as they pulled into an empty area that is normally full of people. Two rockets passed her and before she could return fire she was hit by a rocket propelled grenade. She laid on her side with her
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body numb and shocked this had happened to her. As the agonizing pain began to set in she wished she were dead. Fortunately she was rescued. But when she woke up at the hospital, her entire chain of command was at the foot of her bed. It was as if someone had died yet she was still alive. She then realized her left arm was gone. She seldom did anything right handed but now she had no other choice but to learn how. Her attitude took a whole new positive perspective. She figured if she could survive a grenade she could survive anything. She did things she had never done before. She skied and golfed. She never got down because she was just happy to be alive. She has no regrets because she volunteered and knows it could be worse, as many never make it back alive. Living proof that when life knocks you down you can get up. I am very grateful for the men and woman of our military. I am able to sleep well at night while many of them are thousands of miles from home in enemy territory. They help make it possible to enjoy the simple things in life. Thank you to our military for all you do!
Kansas vs
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Saturday, Nov 21 – 7pm – Royal-Texas Memorial - ABC
The Fighting Manginos visit Austin this Saturday night. Todd Reesing still wields a cannon. His favorite target is former QB Kerry Meier. Kansas’ Bowl dreams might be on the line. Texas must stay focused and not let this be a “trap game” by looking ahead to the Texas A&M game.
Chargers vs Broncos
Sunday, Nov 22 – 3:15pm – Invesco Field – CBS
Philip Rivers and the surging Chargers go to Mile High to take on the reeling Broncos. The team clearly belongs to Rivers now as he distributes the ball and manages the offense. The Broncos have lost three straight and need to get back on track. First place in the division is on the line.
WEEK 11 LINES Thurs., Nov. 19 LINE OPPONENT @ Carolina -3 Miami
TIME 7:20pm
Sun., Nov. 22 @ Detroit At Jacksonville Pittsburgh At Baltimore At NY Giants At Green Bay At Minnesota At Dallas New Orleans Arizona At New England Cincinnati San Diego Philadelphia
TIME Noon Noon Noon Noon Noon Noon Noon Noon Noon 3:05pm 3:15pm 3:15pm 3:15pm 7:20pm
LINE OPPONENT -2.5 Cleveland -8 Buffalo -10 At Kansas City -1 Indianapolis -6 Atlanta -6.5 San Francisco -11 Seattle -11 Washington -11.5 At Tampa Bay -8.5 At St. Louis -10.5 NY Jets -9.5 At Oakland -3 At Denver -3 At Chicago
Mon., Nov. 23 LINE OPPONENT @ Houston -5 Tennessee
TIME 7:35pm
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BATTERED &BRUISED The Coach - Joe Avezzano
There is a saying that goes “Sometimes you eat the Bear and sometimes the Bear eats you!” Now when the Bear eats you that’s not a good day. You are lucky to get out alive and will probably be worse for the wear. When you look back you will be glad that you got out alive. The Cowboys were one of the healthiest teams in the league going into the game at Green Bay. Remember it can be a healthy team that moves on in the race, and a battered one when they leave. Losing Columbo, Jenkins and Hamlin in the game as well as Ball for a while put a real crimp in the Cowboys ability to play different coverage’s and tests their depth. Basically the Cowboys were outplayed! Period! They did not play well enough to win on offense, defense, or the kicking game. Key plays? With the score 0-0 in the first quarter Folk misses a normally made 38 yard field goal. In the second quarter, Roy Williams catches a pass and runs 42 yards and then fumbles. At the start of the second half Roy Williams gets hit in the head with a catchable ball that hurts the outcome. The defense only gave up 283 yards, but on this day that wasn’t good enough. Charles Woodson had an incredible day for Green Bay and showed a lot of people what a top notch corner looks like in this league. Surprised? Not in the least. Going into this game, people focused on Green Bay losing to Tampa Bay
and overlooked the fact that Green Bay was statistically one of the higher ranked teams in the NFL on both sides of the ball. Nothing that took place in the game surprised me. Green Bay won this game. If you make excuses or point a great deal of blame on the Cowboys you are taking away from the fact that on this day “The Bear ate you!” What’s next? The Redskins come to town. They’re terrible. Oh wait. They just beat Denver who was the poster team for genius turnarounds. When you look at Washington you will see that their defense is excellent in most any area. The kicking game is good and has created some big plays with fakes for touchdowns and the offense has struggled. But when you look at the offense, you see respectable numbers for QB Jason Campbell, a good game last week from Ladell Betts and if Portis is healthy he’s still a really good player. The Cowboys biggest opponent will be their health and how they respond to a disappointment. Every team goes through them at some point and usually a few times, but the good teams recover and move on. The NFL East is still in control of the Cowboys but lose this game and all bets are off! There’s more Bear on the horizon! Coach Joe can be heard on KHYI 95.3 on Tuesday nights 7-9pm and on ESPN radio. Come by and say hello at Hat Tricks Sports Bar and Grill in Lewisville. Your home to great sports and great music.
Fantasy Football: Week 11 Waiver Wire Picks
Quarterbacks Vince Young (TEN) - He is getting better every week. He looked very poised in the win with 210 yards and a TD on a very efficient 17 of 25 passing. He also ran for 29 yards and is looking like a solid fantasy backup. Josh Freeman (TB) - The rookie is a good young QB and almost led his team to a 2nd straight victory. He threw for 196 yards and a TD (with a pick) on 16 of 28 passing. He also ran for 36 yards to buttress his passing totals and I only think he will get better. Look for his numbers to improve if and when Antonio Bryant gets back. He is a great dynasty league grab. I think he will be very good. Running Backs Justin Forsett (SEA) - Ju Ju Jones left early with a chest injury and Forsett took over
in impressive fashion. He ran 17 times for 123 yards and a TD against a solid ARI run D. He also caught 5 passes for 26 yards to produce a very impressive 149 total yards and a score in his first 20+ touch game. It will be hard for the Hawks to keep him off of the field in my opinion and he is a good waiver wire grab. Bernard Scott (CIN) - If Ced Benson misses any time, Scott is the guy you want. He returned a kick for the games only TD and filled in admirably against the league’s top run D. He ran 13 times for 33 yards and caught 1 pass for another 21 yards. He will be a solid RB2 if Benson misses any time over the next few weeks. Wide Receivers Laveranues Coles (CIN) - Coles had a solid game with 5 catches for a team high 67 yards against the Steelers. He is aver-
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aging 70 yards a game over the last two weeks and will be a solid WR3 the rest of the way. Donnie Avery (STL) - Welcome back! Avery was finally healthy coming off of the bye and torched the Saints for 67 yards and 2 TDs on 4 catches. Worth a look when STL plays weaker pass Ds like they do with ARI next week.
starts in TEN and was 2 of 3 (his only miss was from 60+) and added 5 XPs as well. Solid fantasy option right now. Dan Carpenter (MIA) - He has been a great fantasy K of late and that was on display in week 10 as he kicked the Fins to victory on the strength of 4 FGs, including the game winner for MIA. He is 16 of 17 on the season. Very solid.
Tight Ends Dustin Keller (NYJ) - Solid game with 6 catches for 58 yards. He is startable going forward. Kevin Boss (NYG) - He has a TD in each of his last two games and is becoming a reliable RZ target for Eli.
Defenses Bengals D (CIN) - They did not allow a single TD to the Steelers and will kill OAK, CLE and DET the next 3 weeks. Great fantasy D who had 4 sacks and 1 INT in a huge win over the Steelers. TEN D (TEN) - They are healthy and they are coming alive. TEN had 2 picks, 2 sacks and 2 TDs. They have been playing very well 3 weeks in a row and are worth a look on the wire. Check out Blitzweekly.com for more
Kickers Rob Bironas (TEN) - He has kicked multiple FGs in every one of Vince Young’s
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The Path to the BCS
TCU of the Mountain West Conference became the first team without an automatic BCS bid to rank in the top five at this point in the season. This is also the first time TCU has had a 10-0 record since 1938. If the Horned Frogs can beat Wyoming and New Mexico to close the season undefeated, they will earn their first BCS bid. The only chance they have at the title game is if Alabama and/or Florida and/or Texas slip up, and TCU remains perfect. Only one team in a non BCS bid conference can be invited, and TCU is definitely on that list as of right now. TCU QB Andy Dalton is having a great year. He has thrown for 2,088 yards and 17 touchdowns, and only 4 interceptions. Running back Joseph Turner leads the team with 622 yards and 9 touchdowns. Running back Edward Wesley is also turning heads with 598 yards rushing and 4 touchdowns. This team under coach Gary Patterson has been focused all year, and only had one goal, the BCS. The fans and support are coming out of the woodwork. It seems that most people in the DFW metroplex are Texas or Oklahoma fans, but when a local team like TCU makes a mark, the burnt orange or crimson and cream quickly changes to purple. Never in my life did I see so much “purple pride” as when I went to the Utah game. It was unbelievable to see how dedicated and excited these fans are that their TCU Horned Frogs could possibly contend for the national title.
Defense Stands Tall
TCU just doesn’t get it done on offense, their defense is ranked 3rd in the country giving up only 240.5 yards per game, and fifth in scoring defense allowing 11.2 points per game. They have held their last four opponents to a total of 25 points. The TCU defense is fast and all over the field. Just ask Utah freshman Jordan Wynn, who faced them on his 2nd career start last Saturday. This could possibly be the year that TCU makes the statement that they are BCS worthy. Right now fans are happy and excited that they have something to cheer about. The Horned Frogs are living the dream!
By: Eddie Stephens “Big Man On Campus”
By: Frank LaCosta This is a question that has been going on for several years now. It is obvious that the Horned Frogs have a successful program in place. Back in 1995 after the Southwest Conference broke up, TCU was snubbed without an invite to join the Big 12 Conference. Baylor was invited and TCU had to find a new home. Baylor’s best record since joining the conference was back in 2005 with five wins. Baylor has yet to make a bowl appearance since joining the Big 12. TCU has gone “bowling” each year this century except 2004. Back in 2005, TCU beat Oklahoma in Norman. TCU beat Texas Tech back in 2006. In the last head-to-head match up with Baylor, TCU won 27-0. As of this past Saturday, ESPN’s College GameDay hosted their show in Ft. Worth. Will we see the show hosted in Waco in our lifetime? If the cards fall right, TCU could be in the national title game against the Texas Longhorns. If that happens, the question might be answered and the answer might be different than expected!
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This has been a remarkable year for the 4th ranked TCU Horned Frogs, who are close to guaranteeing themselves a shot at a BCS Bowl game or a possible National Championship. TCU beat Utah this past Saturday night in front of a record/sell out crowd of 50,307. This was supposed to be the toughest game left on their schedule, but considering they won 55-28; they thought otherwise.
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Carmine’s Pizzeria 1565 W. Main Street – Ste. 210 • Lewisville
972-956-0705 • www.carmineslewisville.com Why a Blitz Pick: At Carmine’s Pizzeria you can order a New York Styled Pizza or a slice. They start with their own special dough and sauce recipe, utilizing fresh Italianstyle ingredients on a traditional brick oven. Other Carmine’s favorites include Calzones, Stromboli, home made Lasagna, Alfredos, Ziti, Caneloni. Try the Oven Roasted Chicken Wings! Known For: New York Style Pizza, pasta, BYOB, limited area home delivery, locally owned and operated On the Side: Home Made Meat Lasagna, Oven Baked Wings, Sub Sandwiches, Calzones and Stromboli
Coal Vines 2404 Cedar Springs – Ste. 500 • Dallas
214-855-4999 • coalvines.com Why a Blitz Pick: The authentic New York Style pizzeria pie from a 900 degree oven. The small space makes for a true feel of back in New York that you have to experience. While prime time is packed and you have to wait outside, it is well worth it! The most popular LATE-LATE night scene in the Mckinney Avenue area. Known For: The Coal Burning Oven, an entire wall of bottles of wine and great service On the Side: Citrus Salmon Rolls, White Pizza, Godfather Sandwich, delectable dessert Turnover and the Eggplant Milanese Sandwich
Fireside Pies 2820 N. Henderson • Dallas
214-370-3916 • firesidepies.com Why a Blitz Pick: They have won multiple national awards. One size fits all pizza. Nice patio to enjoy when the weather permits. Their “wood-fired” pizzas taste great and the aroma as you walk in will have you coming back again and again. The cheese is handmade and the ingredients are the freshest. Known For: Being reviewed in the Blitz Weekly, patio, ice cream floats, Red Passion Sangria On the Side: Alaskan Snow Crab Claws, Triple ‘Roni, DMT’s Cheesecake, Serious Ceasar Salad
Greenville Ave. Pizza co. 1923 Greeville Avenue • Dallas
214-826-5404 • avenuepizzaco.com Why a Blitz Pick: They’re a non-traditional pizza restaurant with a “story” that’s not steeped in lore. Instead of trying to mimic a region or style of pizza, they blended many styles to create something unique. Using the finest, freshest ingredients, and their original recipes, this family owned and operated restaurant warmly welcomes everyone to stop in, visit, eat, and enjoy. Known For: Late night hours and late night deliveries (3am on weekdays, 4am on weekends), great beer specials, 60” HD TV for all the games, watch you pizza made before your very eyes On the Side: “Award Winning Meatball Sub”, St. Louis Style Toasted Ravioli, Greek Pizza, Orange Chipotle Wings and the Brutus Salad with home made Jalapeno Caesar Dressing!
Joe’s Pizza Pasta & Subs 1904 E. Belt Line Road • Carrollton
972-416-6555 • joespizzasubs.com Why a Blitz Pick: This family owned and operated establishment has been here for over 12 years. Awesome Italian dishes with affordable prices. Brick oven cooked pizzas, hand tossed with fresh ingredients prepared daily. Strong New York ties with New York style pizza by the slice. Huge supporter of RL Turner High School, Beas Kids & Central Elementary. Have them cater your party! Known For: Pizza by the slice, home of the free adult beverage, a trip to New York without leaving the state On the Side: Fettucine Alfredo, Baked Ziti, Lasagna, Cannelloni, Cannoli and Zappolis on request
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214-981-9337 • lagourmetpizza.com Why a Blitz Pick: The most un-pizza chain, pizza restaurant you could imagine. The McKinney Avenue spot boasts well thought out combinations of pies like the Mediterranean. It’s topped with zucchini, eggplant and tomatoes. Going up to a counter to order isn’t all bad and the secret is to park in back! Known For: Murals on the wall will keep you entertained, patio seating in the back, BYOB, nice array of signature pizzas On the Side: The home of the Malibu Barbie Pizza, Four Cheese Calzone, Roasted Portabella Sandwich and Tiramisu
Pizza Getti 3302 N. Buckner – Ste. 108 • Dallas
214-320-2195 • pizzagetti.com Why a Blitz Pick: The original restaurant opened in 1968 and has been serving East Dallas ever since. Their pizza is thin crust and oven cooked to perfection. There are four sizes to choose from and the quaint dining area is comfortable. The lunch buffet is a must. Try one of the sandwiches for a change of pace! Known For: Great lunch buffet, thin crust pizza, East Dallas landmark On the Side: Garlic Cheese Toast, Spaghetti with Meatballs, Lasagna, and Canadian Bacon Sandwich
Primo Brothers 9310 Forest Lane – Ste. 334 • Dallas
214-341-4414 • primobrotherspizza.com Why a Blitz Pick: Same great location for over 27 years. This family owned and operated restaurant originated in New York. The dough and sauce is made in house, fresh daily. Strong supporter of the local community. Check out the banquet room for your next party. Try the oven baked pizzas, chicken parmigiana and the home made salad dressing. The Philly Cheesesteaks are awesome. Known For: $5 lunch special. It’s a slice, salad and drink…tax included! BYOB, the first restaurant to create a Mavs “Blue” pizza that we know of. On the Side: Stromboli, Brother’s Salad, Chicken Cappellini, Calzones, Margarita Pizza and Cannoli
Roma’s 5211 Forest Lane • Dallas
972-490-7574 • romas-italia.com Why a Blitz Pick: It’s a piece of Italy here in North Dallas. Specializing in pizza and family recipes. Try the Chicken Charchofi with artichokes, garlic mushrooms, basil and sherry wine cream sauce. Don’t forget to bring your own wine to enjoy with your meal. Great selection of fresh salads offers a nice choice. Known For: Amazing Pizza, neighborhood restaurant, cozy atmosphere, great service, BYOB On the Side: Fried Artichoke Hearts, Pizza Margarita, Shrimp Scampi, Pasta Sampler and fresh Cannoli
Slice 2010 Greenville Avenue • Dallas
214-821-7437 • eatatslice.com Why a Blitz Pick: Why It’s A Blitz Pick: Authentic NY Style Pizza made with the freshest home made ingredients. The local neighborhood pizzeria has an awesome roof deck. They have a full bar, so check out their drink specials. 1/2 off appetizers and specialty drinks during Happy Hour. Kids eat free on Saturdays and Sundays. Limited local delivery area. Have them cater your next big event! Known For: Pizza by the Slice, new to the neighborhood, only pizzeria we know of that has a roof top deck On the Side: Italian Kisses, Calamari & Mussels, Cork & Pancetta Skewers, Home Made Cheesecake Pizza
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LA Gourmet Pizza 2709 McKinney Ave. • Dallas
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Tito Ortiz (16-6-1) vs. Forrest Griffin (16-6-0): This is a rematch of a great battle from ’06 where Ortiz squeaked by on a decision. Forrest fought a much closer fight than folks thought he would at the time. From there, Forrest evolved to become the UFC light heavyweight champion before losing his last two fights. He is legit and in a must win situation. Ortiz hasn’t fought in a year and a half and it will be interesting to see if the game has passed him by during his layoff. He has had back surgery and claims to now be healthy, so maybe the time off is just what he needed. For those that think Tito loses this fight, let’s not forget he has had enough testosterone to hang on to Jenna Jameson for the last few years! How can you bet against him? He will win a unanimous decision and will be booed by the crowd. Forrest’s career will be in serious trouble. Josh Koscheck (15-4-0) vs. Anthony Johnson (8-2-0): This should be a war. Koscheck has some of the best wrestling in MMA and his striking is much improved. He has proven to be very comfortable with his striking as of late and this could be his downfall here. Johnson, aka Rumble, is a very explosive striker and will have a solid reach advantage in this fight. If Kos is losing the stand up game, he can generally get the fight to the ground without a problem. Not the case here. Johnson is a former collegiate wrestler and is just as athletic as Kos. Kos pulls more raw ass, but Johnson wins via TKO in the 2nd. Amir Sadollah (2-1-0) vs. Phil Baroni (6-5-0): Sadollah, the season 7 Ultimate Fighter winner will get his world destroyed by the New York Bad Ass Phil Baroni! I like Sadollah and feel he is a more well rounded Striker than Baroni, but it won’t be enough here. Baroni’s biggest enemy will be his cardio (he must use all of his gas in his entrance, usually really RAW!), but he will win by TKO in the first. Sadollah simply doesn’t have the ring experience to pull this one off this early in his career. Baroni is a HAWK! Presented By: The Gym • 921 West Mayfield #112 • Arlington, Texas 817-652-1555 • www.thegym.org
’m about to discuss two things that are on everyone’s mind this season: sex and football, and how you can get the most out of both, so listen up. Nobody wants to see their favorite team lose, but it can get so boring and tedious when the other team dominates the entire game. It’s like premature ejaculation. Sure, the few touchdowns in the first minutes of the game are exciting, but then all the suspense is gone along with the nail-biting drama of a close game that pushes both teams to their limit. Watching UF slaughter Vanderbilt— which was no surprise—was kind of disappointing and boring. With this type of blowout you aren’t getting the full experience that is possible with beloved college football. It’s like sex, when the goal is not enjoying getting to the climax, but just blowing your wad as fast as you can like a two-pump-chump. It’s already over in the first quarter. The excitement is gone, and you might as well duck out of the stadium early to avoid the traffic rush. Just as you quickly enjoyed the few seconds of orgasmic bliss, your team gets two touchdowns in the first few minutes of the game, and that’s about as much excitement you’re going to get, aside from eating some nachos from the concession stand.
Jesse Whitman “A Woman’s Perspective”
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Tantric Football
In contrast to blowout games and quickie sex is what I like to call tantric football. Just like tantric sex, where both partners are receiving the same amount of pleasure and are on the brink of climax but holdout until the very second they can’t hold back their passion any longer. Tantric football pushes the players and fans to the very brink of drama and excitement. Like tantric sex, this type of game takes every ounce of possibility from the game. Take last year’s Superbowl. It was a close game with lots of drama and tension right to the end of the fourth quarter. Just when you thought the Steelers had climaxed early and sealed their win, the Cardinals came back for one last orgasmic play, and each second played out with dramatic tension, pushing both teams to their physical and mental limits until one came out the winner. If you want more out of your sex life, then instead of concentrating on getting to the climax, try just enjoying every aspect of intimacy. Just like in a very close game, make every move count, every caress just as important as a 56-yard field goal is to break a tied score with a minute left in the fourth quarter. But whether or not your team is playing well this season, I do hope your sex life is O and O.
FOOD REVIEW
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by: Peggy Kilpatrick
“Girl with Good Taste”
Serves Uptown Well
ucked cozily in the quaint streets of Uptown in Dallas, lies a small building with walls made of stone and friendly faces. The original Fireside Pies welcomes its customers in with the smell of pecan wood, compliments to the outside fireplace, as well as its one and only wood fire oven in which this charming and small pizzeria cooks all of its appetizers, entrees, and pizzas. Now when I say small, I mean it. The inside dining area only has ten booths and tables, along with select seating at the petite bar. The room becomes dimly lit when the sun goes down but the noise from the kitchen as the four chefs and one bartender busy around, along with the happy customers make this eating spot a very lively place. With fourteen tables, the outside patio area is the biggest part of the pizzeria, yet is completely covered and ready for when the rain comes, but opens up when the weather is worth sitting in. Built around an enormous oak tree (the trunk literally is in the middle of the patio) the food is just as wonderful as the environment and setting. Although the menu is not very big, the choices of food in which you can order from will build you up a big appetite. Only five appetizers and five kinds of salads that range from $8-14, you can be safe and order the Garlic Cheese Toast which is basically a cheese pizza, or you can try the best crab I have had in Texas, the Alaskan Snow Crab Claws, served with melted garlic butter and cheese toast. The main reason you come to Fireside Pies is for the pizza. The most popular is the Triple ‘Roni, a traditional pepperoni pizza, as well as the Hot n’ Crumbled, used with Jimmy’s spicy Italian sausage. Every pizza is hand stretched and baked into the wood fire oven that is visible to all walking around inside. Each pizza is 12 inches, 6 slices per pie; perfect for two people, and every pizza is around $14. Every season Fireside Pies has a featured pizza, which is not on the menu, so don’t forget to ask about it and every ingredient used at this pleasant restaurant comes from Texas and local companies. The drinks at Fireside Pies are tasty and unique. Although they do provide a full bar, the select drinks are on the menu and if you are looking for something refreshing, this is the place to go. Every Sunday and Monday, they have half priced pitchers of their signature drinks and beer. The Red and White Sangria is the best sangria I have tasted, and if you are really thirsting for something different, try the Prickly Pear Margarita, but you have to like sweet things and the color hot pink to like that one. If you have a sweet tooth, you must order DMT’s Cheesecake. Created by a former employee and pastry chef (hence the initials), this is no ordinary cheesecake. It is a rich slice meant for sharing, made with Nilla Wafer crumbs and blackberry swirl. To make the dish look even more inviting, they drizzle blackberry syrup over the plate and piece of cake. Your mouth truly waters. It is only $7 and worth every penny. It doesn’t matter if you are a young group or have a family of five with children; this pizzeria opens its doors to everyone daily at 4:30pm (though the door says 5pm) and never closes before 11pm. It can get crazy but still keeps a relaxed, warm, and cozy environment for all of its guests with great food, friendly service, and a wonderful place to enjoy with friends and family. Fireside Pies • 2820 N Henderson • Dallas - 75206 214-370-3916• www.firesidepies.com
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FLO TV
Previously available through AT&T or Verizon Wireless as a cell phone add-on, you can now get FLO TV ($9/month) on a dedicated standalone player, the FLO TV Personal Television. The service offers live and time-shifted content from leading channels such as ESPN, Comedy Central, NBC, MTV, and more, all of which can be enjoyed on the 3.5-inch touchscreen of the Personal Television, with a built-in stand and stereo speakers adding to the experience. Price: $250.00
ZeroEdge Aquariums
Infinity pools have been around for a while, so it only makes sense someone would apply the same idea to another home-sized water feature: the aquarium. ZeroEdge Aquariums do exactly that, providing overflowing aquatic environments for all types of fish and sea creatures in a variety of styles and shapes, ensuring you can find one that’s right for your home or office. Just remember: no edge equals no lid, so be sure to keep the Darla-types away. Price: $600.00
Chillchaser Poseidon Patio Heater
We have no idea what Poseidon — of Greek mythology and “I’m On A Boat” fame — has to do with patio heaters, but the Chillchaser Poseidon Patio Heater is neat enough that we’ll overlook the odd nautical reference. Boasting a weatherproof, all-metal design, the Poseidon features a built-in media player with USB port, auxiliary input, hi-res LCD, and stereo speakers, a PIR infrared sensor to turn itself on and off automatically based on nearby movement, Far Infrared carbon fibre heating elements good for 8,000 hours of use, a full function remote, and more. Price: $1,400.00
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Let’s Talk Health Care The ongoing debate about health insurance reforms comes down to this question: Are we a “we” society, or a “me” society? Leaders of this nation have been trying for nearly a century to persuade Congress to pass some kind of national health care measure. It all started with Teddy Roosevelt in 1912, then FDR’s Social Security proposal in the early 30’s, which originally included comprehensive health care which was later dropped. Harry Truman took up the fight in the 40’s, and it was nearly 50 years before Bill Clinton would take on comprehensive health coverage in 1993. So, here we are in the 21st century, and not only are we still waiting for our Jetson’s cars and silver jumpsuits - but we still don’t have a national health care system. To put all of this in perspective, of the ten leading economies in the world, we are the only one without some form of comprehensive health coverage. This means when our businesses try to sell things that we make in other countries, American companies are at a significant cost disadvantage because our employers have to either cover
their employee’s health care costs or not offer their workers any kind of health insurance. Are we surprised at how many pick the latter? Here in Texas, the average health insurance cost to a family of four is approximately $13,000. Our trading partners spread their health care costs among the entire population of their societies. If you are one who thinks we have a better system, you should sit down and watch Michael Moore’s film “Sicko” for an idea of what you’re not getting for what you pay for. If you don’t get mad, I’ll be surprised. Depending upon whom you listen to, we’re supposed to have the best health care in the world…just, not according to, well, the world. The last World Health Organization figures place America’s health care system 37th in the world - that’s right between Costa Rica and Slovenia, which begs the question: Where the Hell is Slovenia!?! One thing you never, ever see is protesters in another country beating down the doors of the politicians saying “WE WANT AMERICAN HEALTH CARE!!!”
by: Jack Bishop
jack@rationalradio.com
The measure being debated in Congress will change very little about what is wrong with health insurance in America. The bill before the House, and the two in the Senate never included a single payer option. There was no attempt to cover all Americans comprehensively. There is no government-run program. All the proposals leave health care administratively in the hands of the same old, tired companies that have been running it for generations, and brings in approximately 40 million more who must pay to be covered. We must never forget that the singular purpose of these companies is showing a profit to their shareholders. The bills Congress will consider are of, by and for the insurance companies. 39 real Democrats are saying they will vote no, and I say good on them. If we are ever to have real reform, we will take the advice of The Who and say “We won’t get fooled again.” Jack Bishop hosts “The Rational Radio Report” weekday mornings 6-9 on AM 1360 Dallas.
By: Sybil Summers
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Top 10 THINGS
I’d Like to See Make a Comeback
As we’ve learned from Pudge Rodriguez and the Fort Worth Water Gardens, comebacks are possible. Here are some things I’d like to see make a grand return. 10. Beavis & Butthead - Mike Judge’s MTV project kept 20-something stoners entertained throughout the midnineties. It was also the catalyst for Cornholio impressions nationwide. 9. Lace Gentlemen’s Club - They just re-opened Fantasy Ranch in Fort Worth...maybe we’ll see the return of Dollar Days. 8. Tara Reid - Remember how hot she was in the American Pie days before she became a punchline? I’m sure she longs for the Glory Days too. 7. Cenikor Haunted House - Drugaddled prisoners raised money for charity by hosting an annual haunted house. Tell me again why this was a bad idea? 6. The $2 Bill - My wallet and the Lace dancers would be so much happier if we could consolidate the singles and reissue the double-dollar. 5. Bronco Bowl - My favorite Bronco Bowl memory was painting my hair blue for a Strokes concert and then hijacking some newlywed couple’s cab for a ride home. (At least I covered their fare.) 4. Steve Nash - What I wouldn’t give to see a Dirk/Nash reunion...and for that matter, bring back Nick Van Exel too. 3. Bell Biv Devoe - Tell me you wouldn’t pay to see a reunion tour! 2. Toyota Celica - My dad had one when I was about 7, and I thought it was the coolest car ever. Toyota doesn’t even have a sportscar now. 1. Blender Magazine - What I wouldn’t give to have my favorite music mag resurrected. Ah, Blender, we’ll always have Maxim.
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DOWN 1. Slide 2. Tardy 3. Affirm 4. Any warm-blooded vertebrate 5. Bit 6. Blemish 7. Anagram of “Lima” 8. Is, formerly 9. Exhilaration 10. Flair 11. Fringe benefit 13. Rags 14. Polish monetary unit 20. Cancel 21. Where a bird lives 25. Render senseless 26. In Christianity, these go to heaven 27. Wipe out 28. Angers 29. Indolence 30. Eel 31. Law enforcement agency 33. Dawn goddess 35. Steal 37. Taverns 39. Easily irritated 42. A university administrator 44. Precipitation 47. A series of connected rooms 49. Uneven 52. A type of hair style 53. Press laundry 55. Snatch 56. Employ 57. Carry 58. Wings 59. Fail to win 60. Pitcher 62. Not no
Blitz Weekly Funnies for the Week Q: Why can’t a blonde get a drivers license? A. Because every time the instructor says “Let’s park” she jumps in the back seat. Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy.
A married man goes to confessional and says to the priest, “Father, I had an affair with a woman...almost.” “What do you mean almost?” questioned the priest. “Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.” “Rubbing together is the same as putting it in,” explains the priest. “You’re not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary’s and put $50 in the poor box.”
Q: How can you tell if The man leaves the confessional, says your wife is dead? A: The sex is the same but the his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and dishes pile up. then decides to leave. The priest quickly runs over to the man and exclaims, “I Q: What’s the difference saw that...you didn’t put any money in between a used car salesman and a software the poor box!” “Well Father, I rubbed up against it and, like you said, it’s the same salesmen? A: Only the used car salesemen as putting it in!” knows when he is lying.
Horrorscopes
Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20)
Cancer (Jun. 22 – Jul. 22)
Get your head out of the clouds or out of your butt and pay attention-especially when at the ATM machine. You don’t want to lose that card--AGAIN.
Last week may have been hell, but you get to coast this week. Yup it’s all down hill from here…
Co-workers have been pilfering office supplies from your desk and not putting them back. Don’t stoop to office pettiness by labeling your stuff, but keep your eye out.
Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22)
Sagittarius(Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19)
Sit up front at office meetings to get credit for stuff you don’t deserve. Push your luck as much as possible, because the free ride ends soon.
Knock it off. Just knock it off. Don’t pretend like you don’t know what I’m talking about. Just knock it off.
The stain fairy is out to get you. Don’t wear white. Avoid eating or drinking in the car.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
Taurus (Apr. 20 - May 20)
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)
Da-do-do-do, Da-dah-dah-dah-dah Is all I have to say to you.
You are gonna be kicked to the curb by somebody you don’t really like that much. Just let it happen and don’t let your pride suck you into a relationship you don’t even like.
That budget is a pipe dream. Get real and write down what you really spend or just earn more money.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
Gemini (May 21 - Jun. 21)
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)
That person you think likes you, doesn’t. But the other one does.
You have two pairs of pants that look absolutely horrible on you in your closet right now. Throw them out. Just throw them out.
You have a good idea. Now ask Santa for the energy to fulfill it.
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ACROSS 1. Shut a door forcefully 5. Any doctrine 8. Cry 12. Magma 13. November birthstone 15. Wheel shaft 16. Detail 17. Coral island 18. Left by a wound 19. Act of changing the lineal order of objects 22. Writing fluid 23. Picnic insect 24. Exam 26. Anagram of “Resold” 29. Plan of action 31. Watch chain 32. Bay window 34. A cancerous growth 36. A device that emits light 38. Fore-and aft-rigged vessel 40. A Roman emperor 41. Homeric epic 43. Aromatic compound 45. Arrest 46. Pressure 48. Robust 50. Jacob’s brother 51. By way of 52. What we breathe 54. European songbird 61. Chafe 63. Threesomes 64. Gleam 65. Learning method 66. Our planet 67. Lack of difficulty 68. 1 1 1 1 69. Honey insect 70. Bambi was one
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by: Pat Moran
“Man On His Throne”
pmoran@gmail.com
The NCAA Football Playoff System
No matter how you put it, it makes perfect sense to have a playoff system in college football. The problem though, is that every time I hear someone make this argument all I hear next is “Blah Blah Blah I’m a Moron.” I mean, the system in place works to a pretty considerable extent. With a thousand freaking bowl games set up, it turns out that more than 68 teams will be able to compete in post season play. First, that number is stupid. Second, nobody cares about those crappy small time bowls except for the people at those schools. The thing we have to realize is that the NCAA is a bunch of fat assed, money loving crap hounds who do not care about what the fans have to say. None whatsoever. They make an insane amount of money for sitting around and being fat. Because of this, they probably would rather die than change the system to one that works. But the idea of a playoff system is
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a stop to all the crying from those annoying fans whose team didn’t get to play for the national championship. Honestly, I would be behind any new system if it would shut those people’s faces!
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