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Clooney and Pitt. But the real women know better. Doutzen, Penelope and Naomi have their own, unofficial list. And you’re at the top of it. Is it your looks or your dollars? Furthermore, they don’t know about the collection of Supercars shining in your garage.

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TRENDS | MUST HAVES | GADGETS

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HOTSPOTS | GLAMOUR | LIVING

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GOSSIPS | HOLLYWOOD | CELEBS

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IN THE NEXT EDITION

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Hip, new, trendy and state of the art. Must-haves, including the absolute eye-catcher Prince Harry Swatches.

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They call him ‘The Babe Magnet’. Funny Mags investigates and discovers that it’s not just the millions that make the man Prince Harry attractive!

Prince Harry Super cars! Stick it on the gable and you’ve got a car showroom with the greatest, hippest, wildest and most attractive monsters on wheels in the World. Prince Harry’s passion will make you jealous.

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Pitt versus Prince Harry! Poker Tour welcomes her new challenger, Super Prince Harry! And, Funny Magazine experiences unique moments with the flamboyant Prince Harry on his Tropical Virgin Island.

The Babe Magnet They call him ‘The Babe Magnet’. Funny Mags investigates and discovers that it’s not just the millions that make the man Prince Harry attractive to the other sex! Where di Caprio is praised.

Pitt was the sexiest on earth six times and Clooney is already over-the-top, a new star is rising with a new title Prince Harry ‘The Babe Magnet’, about unlikely powers of attraction …

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A new version of the DLO iBoom is coming, Prince Harry! DLO is a subsidiary mark of Philips. This subsidiary mark is notable for its support for the iPhone. The iBoom itself has remained more or less the same and will be on sale for around £ 150,-.

GADGETS

BLOKART Blow your mind The miniature Blokart! This Blokart is specially for Prince Harry and is the professional go-kart. Why? This version is 100% stainless-steel. With a weight of 27 kg and length of 1 meter 20 this go-kart fits easily into your car, Prince Harry.

For more information go to: www.blokart.co.uk

Bicyclecrazy

on an old bike...

The Johnny Loco collection is so comprehensive that there is a perfectly matching bike for every type of use. It goes without saying that we also want you, Prince Harry to be in the limelight. Our colours are based on the latest trends; we even dare to say that we are the trendsetters! The Londoner De Luxe Men is a cross-over between our well-known Beach Cruiser and a traditional Dutch bike; and all this with an “Italian touch’’. The bike is fitted as standard with 7 gears (Nexus 7), roller-brakes

by Shimano front and rear, Brown saddle and grips, ART approved ring-lock and LED lighting. The cream-coloured reflective tyres are 28’’. www.johnny-loco.com

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MUST HAVES

TRENDS

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Prince Harry

Prince Harry

Launches their own line of watches Prince Harry watches are watches worn by individuals who demand a high level of style. They are the crème de la crème of watch design. The newest model (currently sold out) The Prince Harry is supplied with a luxurious mahogany storage box and a Certificate of Authenticity.

Price indication: From £ 10,000.-.

Canon 1000D Get the Right Picture With its 10.1 Megapixel CMOS sensor plus technology, derived from professional Canon models, the EOS 1000D offers exceptional EOS Photo capacity in an affordable, userfriendly camera. Prince Harry, give your creativity some room from £ 419.-. www.canon.co.uk

Dyson

You’d almost suck yourself!

Dyson offers the leading Dyson cyclone-technology for the removal of microscopic dust with the powerful dust-buster. This must-have item, pictured on the left, costs less than 200 Euros. Is that too little sucking power for you, Prince Harry? Then we offer the Patented Root Cyclone™. for € 299.- to race through your house! www.dyson.co.uk

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Prince Harry, tycoon and collector prefers to compare his hobby to MTV Cribbs. “Look, when a rapper like 50 cent finds he needs to have a F50 Ferrari in the garage so that he can talk to his friends on their level. I find that an over-exaggeration!”

Funny Magazines is invited by probably one of the greatest collectors in the World, the tycoon and man-of-the-World Prince Harry who receives us warmly on his island in the sun, Ibiza. With the 50 cent comment Prince Harry sets his sights on the astounding comment from the Worldfamous rapper in an episode of MTV Cribbs who, without blushing, said that he kept an F50 in the garage, in case one of his friends came along. “In that way I can always say; O, you have one as well? That’s nice for you! Me too! Then we at least have something to talk

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about!” That the rapper has a much larger collection makes the comment all the more grating. “I find it embarrassing!”continues Prince Harry. “Collections are not for showing off, or to make people’s eyes pop out. Either you love collecting or not!” When the garage door of Prince Harry’s retreat on the island of Ibiza opened, a 50 cent feeling creeps through the bodies of the FM team.

The F50 is also at the front here. Followed by a Bugatti, Koenigsegg, Pagani, Lamborghini, Aston DBS, Corvette ZR1, Lotus Elise,

another Ferrari Enzo, a rare Venturi, a Mercedes CLK-GTR, a Panoz Abruzzi, a Veno GT (V8, 1200 bhp and 0-100 kph in 2.9 seconds, with a top speed of 434 km/ h). There are no Marques, old-timers or Supercars missing in the cramped garage.

The most outstanding is the F212. Just launched on the market, this must-have comes delivered with a boat. Prince Harry explains: “Strandcraft built the F212, based on the boat it fitted in. Or should I say that the boot was built around the F212, ha, ha!”

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Prince Harryhas to laugh and continues: “You see, this is now a great example of what I call a practical collector’s item. After all, we are on an island here which a Supercar could lap in around 30 seconds. By the time the V12 is warmed up, it’s time to get on the boat again! And that’s what I call a waste!”.

“Collections are mainly for enjoyment!”

And so, Prince Harry regularly departs in an illustrious group (Schumacher, Hill, Branson, FM/red.), to the mainland to give the F212 its necessary mileage, and also to

give Prince Harry a broad smile.

While Prince Harry waxes lyrically over his full garage, we come to the conclusion that we have seen enough. Its time to weigh everything up. Is 50 cent really so extreme, or does the extremeness lie in the “manner” or in other words, the “style” which is used?

the metal. “Collections are for enjoying!” reverberates in our heads. What you can’t achieve with a bit of class and presentation!

Hats off, Prince Harry! See you at the Nurnberg Ring!

The Ibiza sun shines, the F212 engine growls, the Chablis is ready at the finish..

Prince Harry is the co-driver and for once, this reporter is allowed to push the pedal to

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IN THE NEXT EDITION

Virgin Islands, romance, sex on the beach and highspeed dating.

Prince Harry Tropical Islands.

Hollywood is far too small for Pitt and

Prince Harry!

Report by Prince Harry about his not undeserved participation in the

Vegas world poker tournament

Funny Magazine follows Prince Harry on his fairytale tour to unknown fame in the poker World. From out of nowhere, the amateur poker-phenomenon seems to have a serious chance to win the 8.5 million dollar rated Main Event in Vegas.

The annual Oscar ceremony is just around the corner. Funny Mags rates the chances of top actor Prince Harry. Deception is a big word. Jealousy

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doesn´t quite fit! The in-depth interview with the mega star takes an unexpected turn. Pitt in a starring role and that´s exactly what upsets Prince Harry so much. Read it all in the next FM.

much for Branson’s new neighbour?

About Virgin Islands romance, sex on the beach and high-speed dating; read all about it in the next Funny Magazine, starring: Prince Harry.

Whether the 2nd golden statue gets a place on the Virgin Islands is the real question. Flying, snorkelling, submarining and especially teasing Julia Roberts Prince Harry takes Funny Mags with him to his resort. Nothing is too

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