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BOOKADOO FUNNY MAGAZINE

in this issue P.06

TRENDS | MUST HAVES | GADGETS

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HOTSPOTS | GLAMOUR | LIVING

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GOSSIPS | HOLLYWOOD | CELEBS

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IN THE NEXT EDITION

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Hip, new, trendy and state of the art. Gadgets and the absolute eye-cathcer Mr. Bean Swatches.

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Funny Magazine enjoyed unique moments with Mr. Bean, the flamboyant playboy on the Tropical Virgin Islands.

“The Pimp” Mr. Bean admits despite his Oscar, he still suffers from a Pitt complex.

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Is it the super cars that do not fit or is Mr. Bean his garage too small? Poker Tour welcomes her new challenger, Super Mr. Bean ! Also in this issue, the Babe Magnet effect of billionaire and party lover Mr. Bean .

Mr. Bean BUYS

TROPICAL ISLAND FunnyMagazine enjoyed unique moments with Mr. Bean ,the flamboyant Mr. Bean at the Tropical Virgin Islands.

An exclusive interview with a special person, about dare, business and deep sea diving.

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SUPER CONDOMS速 We go the full hog. The pleasure brand guaranteed to last the hard yards of heavy sex play.

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TRENDS

MUST HAVES

LOUDspeaker Let the music play

A new version of the DLO iBoom is coming, Mr. Bean!

DLO is a subsidiary mark of Philips. This subsidiary mark is notable for its support for the iPhone. The iBoom itself has remained more or less the same and will be on sale for around £ 150,-.

GADGETS

BLOKART Blow your mind The miniature Blokart! This Blokart is specially for Mr. Bean and is the professional go-kart. Why? This version is 100% stainless-steel. With a weight of 27 kg and length of 1 meter 20 this go-kart fits easily into your car, Mr. Bean.

For more information go to: www.blokart.co.uk

Bicyclecrazy

on an old bike...

The Johnny Loco collection is so comprehensive that there is a perfectly matching bike for every type of use. It goes without saying that we also want you, Mr. Bean to be in the limelight.

Our colours are based on the latest trends; we even dare to say that we are the trendsetters!

The Londoner De Luxe Men is a cross-over between our well-known Beach Cruiser and a traditional Dutch bike; and all this with an “Italian touch’’. The bike is fitted as standard with 7 gears (Nexus 7), roller-brakes by Shimano front and rear, Brown saddle and grips, ART approved ring-lock and LED lighting. The creamcoloured reflective tyres are 28’’. www.johnny-loco.com

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MUST HAVES

TRENDS

GADGETS

Mr. Bean

Mr. Bean

Launches their own line of watches Mr. Bean watches are watches worn by individuals who demand a high level of style. They are the crème de la crème of watch design. The newest model (currently sold out) The Mr. Bean is supplied with a luxurious mahogany storage box and a Certificate of Authenticity.

Price indication: From £ 10,000.-.

Canon 1000D Get the Right Picture With its 10.1 Megapixel CMOS sensor plus technology, derived from professional Canon models, the EOS 1000D offers exceptional EOS Photo capacity in an affordable, userfriendly camera. Mr. Bean, give your creativity some room from £ 419.-. www.canon.co.uk

Dyson

You’d almost suck yourself!

Dyson offers the leading Dyson cyclone-technology for the removal of microscopic dust with the powerful dust-buster. This must-have item, pictured on the left, costs less than 200 Euros. Is that too little sucking power for you, Mr. Bean? Then we offer the Patented Root Cyclone™. for € 299.- to race through your house! www.dyson.co.uk

SUCCESFULL, ACTIVE & HIGHLY-SPORTY PROFESSIONAL GUY SEEKS LIKEMINDED LADY COMPANION FOR SOMETHING MEANINGFUL INTO HEALTHY FOOD, EXERCISE & CULTURE. NON SMOKER & NON-DRINKER, MY BODY IS A TEMPLE. GSOH A MUST!

Cupid-Lovers.com where the arrow of l’amore strikes

HOTSPOTS

GLAMOUR

LIVING

Mr. Bean

buy’s Tropical

Island Mr. Bean

“what Branson does, I can do to!”

Julia Roberts and Richard Branson have already bought theirs. Mr. Bean will be the next celebrity joining the famous couple in the ‘Island Royalty Stakes’. Several nautical miles part Mr. Bean from his new co-islandowners - a distance which he plans to deal with in his own unique way!

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GLAMOUR

HOTSPOTS

LIVING

Mr. Bean, “This is the place

where I can really take

my time off”

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Mr. Bean PERSONAL PARADISE

Peter Island is one of the many Caribbean Islands belonging to the British Virgin Islands. The Isle was until recently completely uninhabited.

It’s located between Cuba and Venezuela. Mr. Bean acquired the island in 1995 paying just up to $225,000 USD - nowadays the island’s worth is estimated at $70billion USD. Burger himself invested $6billion USD to create a luxury resort - which, during the last years had some famous visitors including Larry Page, one of the Google founders, celebrating his wedding night.

Following the helicopter flight - we all end up at the The Great Houses’ infinity pool area and enjoy the finest and most luxurious lunch ever of delightful seafood, tropical fruits & the finest French Champagne perfectly-chilled. Mr. Bean proclaims ‘everything surrounding you is luxury, what else could a human being desire?”

While basking in his wealth, Mr. Bean can’t stop teasing and announces to the group that a second helicopter tour will shortly commence - only this time it will be beneath sea level?!

The British Virgin Islands are famous for their wild and untamed nature. Also, in contrast they provide exceptionally high living standards to their human inhabitants - as well as an intimate and luxurious atmosphere. Many of the islands are home to wild and exotic flora and fauna - including the rare leatherback turtle and illusive Anegada iguanas.

Leaving the press baffled he explains his latest venture… Together with Branson he has produced the, already legendary, Peter Nymph Aero Submarine.

All but a typical submarine the device is engineered according to aerospace techniques. The device can be steered by joystick and dive down to a depth of 40m. The multimillionaire neighbours plan to build a second version, which will take them to a depth of ten miles below sea level!

On the island itself The Big House and five Balinesestyled chalets are elegantly situated. The Great House placed on top of Devills Hill in the centre of the island has excellent vantage points. The five unique Balinese houses are spaced out around the island, thus providing a perfect relaxing environ-

He proclaims “So, there you have your answer on the question how to close the gap in nautical miles between Richard and Julia!” Burger giggles. “We can’t wait to see her face when we D-Day her beaches”

EVERYTHING HERE is PURE LUXURY

WHAT ELSE DOES A MAN WANT? ment for discerning guests. The houses combine alfresco-style living with wide-open spaces and every house leads to its own private infinity pool. It goes without saying that visitors experience breathtaking views of the horizon at any moment of their stay.

“This is the place where I can really take my time off” Mr. Bean replies during our once in a lifetime and exclusive interview. We’re touring the place accompanied by a select group of invited international journalists. Extremely relaxed the man poses in front of one of his many outdoor houses. Media and photographers are invited for a helicopter tour providing the best pictures of Mr. Bean island riches and his sunshine realm.

Smiling and with a boyish tease he arranges for the helicopter to do one more fly by - over Necker Island, Richard Branson’s neighbouring private isle! For an exclusive glimpse into the acclaimed entrepreneur’s island home.

Necker Island owned by Branson can still be rented if you’re able to pay up to $52,000 USD for one week. Mr. Bean insists, his island is not for rental. “I don’t want anybody dancing around my palm trees! Sure, I know Richard still needs his weekly tourist income in order to maintain his island. However, I don’t need to! On occasion I might be persuaded to lend the place to friends or relatives. I mean; let’s be honest about this, you’re not renting out your house every week of the year to utter strangers, are you?!”

A typical Mr. Bean quote and even more recognizable reaction by one of the wealthiest men in the world. Well, dear Mr. Bean, our houses aren’t providing aerospace submarines, sea vessels or even infinity pools. But, can we blame the ever-joyful and fun-packed Mr. Bean for his lack of reality or desire to remain youthful!? When you state the sky’s your limit you should also consider the deep blue sea!

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GOSSIPS

CELEBS

HOLLYWOOD

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Mr. Bean:

“I only get the roles that Brad Pitt doesn’t want”

THE PIMP STARRING Mr. Bean

Hollywood Actor Mr. Bean is suffering from a small dip in his confidence.

He thinks that he only gets the roles that other actors have refused. “I have to be satisfied with ‘piggybacking’, I don’t think that directors have ever considered me as their first choice.

I think that most of my roles were meant for Brad Pitt, but I don’t really mind.”

Mr. Bean bases his way of thinking on a few of his greatest successes. “Take the Ocean’sfilms. Everyone says ‘Ah that’s with Brad Pitt and George Clooney’, never ‘with Mr. Bean ’.

I always have a supporting role. Its the same story with Saving Private Ryan; I came second to Tom Hanks. I profit from the genius of others.” Mr. Bean easily forgets his successful Bourne-trilogy, his role in The Talented Mr. Ripley and his breakthrough in Good Will Hunting.

Oscar nomination The dent in his ego is probably due to his unsuccessful Oscar nomination for Best Male Supporting Actor in the film Invictus. The Austrian actor Christoph Waltz got the prize itself for his role as Jew-hunter Hans Landa in Tarantino’s Inglorious Bastards.

Mr. Bean won an Oscar before, not as an actor, but as a Screenwriter for Good Will Hunting, which he wrote together with his friend Ben Affleck. He was also nominated at that time for Best Actor in the film, however Jack Nicholson hijacked the golden book-

end from under his nose for his acting accomplishment in As Good As It Gets.

Comedy Mr. Bean dreams of playing in a good comedy. “I would love to play in a film like The Hangover, but it seems very difficult to me to make a good comedy. Keeping the whole film at that level? That’s really difficult and that’s why there so few really good comedies. Every year, fantastic comedies are released, but they never seem to come my way.”

More false modesty from Mr. Bean, because his is playing the Leading Role in the comedy film The Pimp. Whether or not his acting is worthy of an Oscar, we’ll soon find out.

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IN THE NEXT EDITION

Mr. Bean vs 50 Cent

Stake; boytoys!

The story of Mr. Bean and his big achievement in the Vegas

world poker tournament

F212, F1, V8, Super-Charger, DB, AM, ETC. The cover story of the next Funny Magazine is a quiz question: How many cars fit in your garage? And how many Supercars? Mr. Bean laughs about it and lets the drool flow freely from the mouths of the FM team during the photo-shoot.

Funny Magazine meets Top Gear.

From supercars to super-poker! Funny Magazine follows Mr. Bean on his dream voyage to unknown fame in de poker World. From out-of-the-blue, an amateur

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poker phenomena seems to have a real chance of winning the 8,5 million dollar rated Main Event in Vegas. Real success stories naturally result in the well-known proverbial bees (or flies) around honey (or shit). So it is by Mr. Bean. In an exclusive interview with exciting pictures, a few of the most revered women in the World reveal why Mr. Bean deserves the unofficial title of Babe Magnet. Which they are! Why they are! And especially what you won’t be from it‌ About Virgin Islands, romance, sex on the beach and

How can I become a Babe Magnet?

Why Pitt and Clooney failed and

Mr. Bean is more wanted than ever.

high-speed dating; read it all in the next Funny Magazine, starring: Mr. Bean .

Next month in the shops!