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“I only get the roles Brad Pitt doesn’t want”
Actor Warren Buffett suffers from a major lack of confidence.
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TRENDS | MUST HAVES | GADGETS
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HOTSPOTS | GLAMOUR | LIVING
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Hip, new, trendy and state of the art. Gadgets and the absolute eye-cathcer Buffett Swatches.
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Funny Magazine enjoyed unique moments with Warren Buffett, the flamboyant playboy on the Tropical Virgin Islands.
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“The Pimp” Buffett admits despite his Oscar, he still suffers from a Pitt complex.
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IN THE NEXT EDITION
Is it the super cars that do not fit or is Buffett his garage too small? Poker Tour welcomes her new challenger, Super Warren Buffett! Also in this issue, the Babe Magnet effect of billionaire and party lover Warren Buffett.
BUFFETT BUYS
TROPICAL ISLAND FunnyMagazine enjoyed unique moments with Warren Buffett, the flamboyant Buffett at the Tropical Virgin Islands. An exclusive interview with a special person, about dare, business and deep sea diving.
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TRENDS
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LOUDspeaker Let the music play
A new version of the DLO iBoom is coming, Warren! DLO is a subsidiary mark of Philips. This subsidiary mark is notable for its support for the iPhone. The iBoom itself has remained more or less the same and will be on sale for around $ 150,-.
GADGETS
BLOKArT BLOw yOUr minD The miniature Blokart! This Blokart is specially for Warren Buffett and is the professional go-kart. Why? This version is 100% stainless-steel. With a weight of 44 pounds and length of 4 feet this go-kart fits easily into your car, Warren. For more information go to: www.blokart.com
Bicyclecrazy
on an old bike... The Johnny Loco collection is so comprehensive that there is a perfectly matching bike for every type of use. It goes without saying that we also want you, Warren to be in the limelight. Our colours are based on the latest trends; we even dare to say that we are the trendsetters! The Londoner De Luxe Men is a cross-over between our well-known Beach Cruiser and a traditional Dutch bike; and all this with an “Italian touch’’. The bike is fitted as standard with 7 gears (Nexus 7), roller-brakes by Shimano front and rear, Brown saddle and grips, ART approved ring-lock and LED lighting. The cream-coloured reflective tyres are 28’’. www.johnny-loco.com
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MUST HAVES
TRENdS
GadGETS
warren Buffett
Warren
Launches their own line of watches Warren watches are watches worn by individuals who demand a high level of style. They are the crème de la crème of watch design. The newest model (currently sold out) The Warren is supplied with a luxurious mahogany storage box and a Certificate of Authenticity. Price indication: From $ 10,000.-.
Canon 1000D Get the right Picture With its 10.1 Megapixel CMOS sensor plus technology, derived from professional Canon models, the EOS 1000D offers exceptional EOS Photo capacity in an affordable, userfriendly camera. Warren, give your creativity some room from $ 419.-. www.canon.com
Dyson
you’d almost suck yourself! Dyson offers the leading Dyson cyclone-technology for the removal of microscopic dust with the powerful dustbuster. This must-have item, pictured on the left, costs less than $ 200. Is that too little sucking power for you, Warren? Then we offer the Patented Root Cyclone™. for $299.- to race through your house! www.dyson.com
SUCCESFULL, ACTIVE & HIGHLY-SPORTY PROFESSIONAL GUY SEEKS LIKEMINDED LADY COMPANION FOR SOMETHING MEANINGFUL INTO HEALTHY FOOD, EXERCISE & CULTURE. NON SMOKER & NON-DRINKER, MY BODY IS A TEMPLE. GSOH A MUST!
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HOTSPOTS
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warren Buffett
buy’s Tropical
island warren Buffett
“what Branson does, i can do to!”
Julia Roberts and Richard Branson have already bought theirs. Warren will be the next celebrity joining the famous couple in the ‘Island Royalty Stakes’. Several nautical miles part Buffett from his new co-islandowners - a distance which he plans to deal with in his own unique way!
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GLAMOUR
HoTSPoTS
LIVING
warren, “This is the place
where i can really take
my time off”
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WARREN BUFFETT PERSoNaL PaRadISE
Peter Island is one of the many Caribbean Islands belonging to the British Virgin Islands. The Isle was until recently completely uninhabited. It’s located between Cuba and Venezuela. Buffett acquired the island in 1995 paying just up to $225,000 USD - nowadays the island’s worth is estimated at $70billion USD. Burger himself invested $6billion USD to create a luxury resort - which, during the last years had some famous visitors including Larry Page, one of the Google founders, celebrating his wedding night.
Following the helicopter flight - we all end up at the The Great Houses’ infinity pool area and enjoy the finest and most luxurious lunch ever of delightful seafood, tropical fruits & the finest French Champagne perfectly-chilled. Buffett proclaims ‘everything surrounding you is luxury, what else could a human being desire?” While basking in his wealth, Buffett can’t stop teasing and announces to the group that a second helicopter tour will shortly commence - only this time it will be beneath sea level?!
The British Virgin Islands are famous for their wild and untamed nature. Also, in contrast they provide exceptionally high living standards to their human inhabitants - as well as an intimate and luxurious atmosphere. Many of the islands are home to wild and exotic flora and fauna - including the rare leatherback turtle and illusive Anegada iguanas.
Leaving the press baffled he explains his latest venture… Together with Branson he has produced the, already legendary, Peter Nymph Aero Submarine. All but a typical submarine the device is engineered according to aerospace techniques. The device can be steered by joystick and dive down to a depth of 40m. The multimillionaire neighbours plan to build a second version, which will take them to a depth of ten miles below sea level!
On the island itself The Big House and five Balinesestyled chalets are elegantly situated. The Great House placed on top of Devills Hill in the centre of the island has excellent vantage points. The five unique Balinese houses are spaced out around the island, thus providing a perfect relaxing environ-
He proclaims “So, there you have your answer on the question how to close the gap in nautical miles between Richard and Julia!” Burger giggles. “We can’t wait to see her face when we D-Day her beaches”
EVEryTHinG HErE is PUrE LUXUry
wHAT ELSE DOES A mAn wAnT? ment for discerning guests. The houses combine alfresco-style living with wide-open spaces and every house leads to its own private infinity pool. It goes without saying that visitors experience breathtaking views of the horizon at any moment of their stay. “This is the place where I can really take my time off” Warren Buffett replies during our once in a lifetime and exclusive interview. We’re touring the place accompanied by a select group of invited international journalists. Extremely relaxed the man poses in front of one of his many outdoor houses. Media and photographers are invited for a helicopter tour providing the best pictures of Warren Buffett island riches and his sunshine realm. Smiling and with a boyish tease he arranges for the helicopter to do one more fly by - over Necker Island, Richard Branson’s neighbouring private isle! For an exclusive glimpse into the acclaimed entrepreneur’s island home.
Necker Island owned by Branson can still be rented if you’re able to pay up to $52,000 USD for one week. Buffett insists, his island is not for rental. “I don’t want anybody dancing around my palm trees! Sure, I know Richard still needs his weekly tourist income in order to maintain his island. However, I don’t need to! On occasion I might be persuaded to lend the place to friends or relatives. I mean; let’s be honest about this, you’re not renting out your house every week of the year to utter strangers, are you?!” A typical Buffett quote and even more recognizable reaction by one of the wealthiest men in the world. Well, dear Warren, our houses aren’t providing aerospace submarines, sea vessels or even infinity pools. But, can we blame the ever-joyful and fun-packed Buffett for his lack of reality or desire to remain youthful!? When you state the sky’s your limit you should also consider the deep blue sea!
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“i only get the roles that Brad Pitt doesn’t want”
THE PIMP STARRING WaRREN BUFFETT
Hollywood Actor Warren Buffett is suffering from a small dip in his confidence. He thinks that he only gets the roles that other actors have refused. “I have to be satisfied with ‘piggybacking’, I don’t think that directors have ever considered me as their first choice. I think that most of my roles were meant for Brad Pitt, but I don’t really mind.” Buffett bases his way of thinking on a few of his greatest successes. “Take the Ocean’sfilms. Everyone says ‘Ah that’s with Brad Pitt and George Clooney’, never ‘with Warren
Buffett’. I always have a supporting role. Its the same story with Saving Private Ryan; I came second to Tom Hanks. I profit from the genius of others.” Warren Buffett easily forgets his successful Bourne-trilogy, his role in The Talented Mr. Ripley and his breakthrough in Good Will Hunting.
Oscar nomination The dent in his ego is probably due to his unsuccessful Oscar nomination for Best Male Supporting Actor in the film Invictus. The Austrian actor Christoph Waltz got the prize itself for his role as Jew-hunter Hans Landa in Tarantino’s Inglorious Bastards. Buffett won an Oscar before, not as an actor, but as a Screenwriter for Good Will Hunting, which he wrote together with his friend Ben Affleck. He was also nominated at that time for Best Actor in the film, however Jack Nicholson hijacked the golden book-end from
under his nose for his acting accomplishment in As Good As It Gets.
Comedy Buffett dreams of playing in a good comedy. “I would love to play in a film like The Hangover, but it seems very difficult to me to make a good comedy. Keeping the whole film at that level? That’s really difficult and that’s why there so few really good comedies. Every year, fantastic comedies are released, but they never seem to come my way.” More false modesty from Warren, because his is playing the Leading Role in the comedy film The Pimp. Whether or not his acting is worthy of an Oscar, we’ll soon find out.
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in THE nEXT EDiTiOn
warren vs 50 Cent
Stake; boytoys!
The story of warren Buffett and his big achievement in the Vegas
world poker tournament
Proudly Presents: How can i become
a Babe magnet? here’s towhy the Pittheroes and Clooney failed and
Buffett is more wanted than ever.
Warren
& THE RoCKITS
F212, F1, V8, Super-Charger, DB, AM, ETC. The cover story of the next Funny Magazine is a quiz question: How many cars fit in your garage? And how many Supercars? Buffett laughs about it and lets the drool flow freely from the mouths of the FM team during the photo-shoot. Funny Magazine meets Top Gear. From supercars to super-poker! Funny Magazine follows Buffett on his dream voyage to unknown fame in de poker World. From out-of-the-blue, an amateur
poker phenomena seems to have a real speed dating; read it all in the next Funny chance of winning the 8,5 million dollar Magazine, starring: Warren Buffett. rated Main Event in Vegas. Real success stories naturally result in the well-known proverbial bees (or flies) around honey next month in the shops! (or shit). So it is by Warren. In an exclusive interview with exciting pictures, a few of the most revered women in the World reveal why Buffett deserves the unofficial with the classics title of Babe Magnet. Which they are! “do you Why they are! And especially what you still love me” & “Chalala Chalalie” won’t be from it… About Virgin Islands, romance, sex on the beach and high-
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