Today's Entertainment TV - Mar. 24-30, 2024

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Crossword

Across

1. Make a run for it

5. D.J.’s stack

8. “___ City”

12. Jon Arbuckle’s dog

13. Weed killer

14. Therewithal

15. Gooey stuff

16. Marker

17. Singer Del Rey

18. Donald Glover series

21. Match

22. Chimney stuff

23. Queen Latifah’s “The Equalizer” role

26. Smell

29. Amazement

30. “The Matrix” (1999) hero

31. Range rovers

34. Cinematographer Deakins

36. Kick

38. Hit on the head

39. Nic Pizzolatto’s crime drama

45. Farm measures

46. Standings stat

47. Thought

48. “Dear ___ Hansen”

49. Ship’s hdg.

50. Gear teeth

51. Clark of the Daily Planet

52. ___ judicata

53. Murder Down

1. Rapid growth

2. Stink

3. Minnelli of “Cabaret” (1972)

4. Mite-sized

5. Ring

6. Way out

7. Children’s doctor?

8. Smoked fish

9. Making braids

10. George Harrison’s “___ It a Pity”

11. Trevor of “The Daily Show”

19. Trophy locale

20. Nine-sound signal

23. Cheer

24. “I ___ you one”

25. “Triangle” resident?

27. Lawyer’s charge

28. In favor of

32. “Who ___?”

33. In a funk

34. Big bird of stories

35. Field of vision?

37. Later

38. Elaine’s last name on “Seinfeld”

39. “Star ___”

40. Wander

41. Fork feature

42. Pedestal topper

43. Star in Lyra

44. Like pie?

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Sports this week

Sunday, March 24

6:00 a.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Valspar Championship, Third Round (5:00)

9:00 a.m. ESPN2 Pickleball APP Tour: Miami Open (Live) (2:00)

11:00 a.m. (7) KCCO 2024 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:15)

(9) KMSP (15) KVRR 2024 Bassmaster Classic Day 3 (Live) (3:00)

ESPN 2024 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament First Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

ESPN2 College Softball Kentucky at Florida (Live) (2:00)

11:30 a.m. (11) KARE IndyCar Racing Thermal $1 Million Challenge (Live) (2:30)

Noon (5) KSTP 2024 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

BSNOR MLB Baseball Baltimore Orioles at Minnesota Twins (Live) (3:00)

GOLF PGA Tour Golf Valspar Championship, Final Round (Live) (2:00)

1:00 p.m. CNBC IMSA Lamborghini Super Trofeo Racing Sebring 1 (1:00)

ESPN 2024 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

TNT NHL Hockey Pittsburgh Penguins at Colorado Avalanche (Live) (2:30)

1:15 p.m. (7) KCCO 2024 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:15)

2:00 p.m. (5) KSTP 2024 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament

Second Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

(11) KARE PGA Tour Golf Valspar Championship, Final Round (Live) (3:00)

CNBC UCI WorldTour Cycling UCI WorldTour Cycling. Volta a Catalunya, Stage 7 (1:00)

ESPN2 2024 NIT Basketball Tournament (Live) (2:00)

GOLF LPGA Tour Golf Fir Hills Seri Pak Championship, Final Round (Live) (3:00)

2:30 p.m. (9) KMSP (15) KVRR

NASCAR Cup Series EchoPark Automotive Grand Prix (Live) (3:30)

3:00 p.m. ESPN 2024 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament

First Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

BSNOR Professional Women’s Hockey League Professional Women’s Hockey League. Montreal at Minnesota (Live) (2:30)

3:30 p.m. (7) KCCO 2024 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament

Second Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

4:00 p.m. ESPN2 2024 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament

Second Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

5:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Champions Golf Hoag Classic, Final Round (Live) (2:00)

TNT 2024 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

6:00 p.m. ESPN 2024 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament

First Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

ESPN2 NWSL Soccer NJ/NY Gotham FC at Portland Thorns FC (Live) (2:00)

BSNOR NBA Basketball Golden State Warriors at Minnesota Timberwolves (Live) (2:30)

TBS 2024 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

6:30 p.m. TRUTV 2024 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA (2:30)

7:30 p.m. TNT 2024 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

8:00 p.m. ESPN 2024 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament First Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

ESPN2 2024 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

GOLF PGA Tour Golf Valspar Championship, Final Round (5:00)

8:30 p.m. TBS 2024 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

10:00 p.m. ESPN2 Formula 1 Racing Australian Grand Prix (2:30)

11:00 p.m. BSNOR World Poker Tour: Season 20 Seminole Hard Rock Poker Showdown - Part 1 (1:00)

Monday, March 25

6:00 a.m. BSNOR NBA Basketball Golden State Warriors at Minnesota Timberwolves (2:00)

8:00 a.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Valspar Championship, Final Round (3:00)

9:00 a.m. BSNOR MLB Baseball Baltimore Orioles at Minnesota Twins (2:00)

Noon BSNOR MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Atlanta Braves (Live) (3:00)

1:00 p.m. ESPN2 2024 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

3:00 p.m. ESPN 2024 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament (Live) (2:00)

4:00 p.m. BSNOR NASCAR Race Rewind 2023 Toyota Owners 400 (1:00)

5:00 p.m. ESPN 2024 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament (Live) (2:00)

6:00 p.m. ESPN2 2024 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

7:00 p.m. ESPN 2024 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament (Live) (2:00)

BSNOR MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Atlanta Braves (3:00)

8:00 p.m. ESPN2 2024 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament

Second Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

GOLF PGA Tour Golf Valspar Championship, Final Round (5:00)

9:00 p.m. ESPN 2024 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament (Live) (2:00)

11:00 p.m. BSNOR World Poker Tour: Season 20 Seminole Hard Rock Poker Showdown - Part 1 (1:00)

Tuesday, March 26

6:00 a.m. BSNOR NHL Hockey St. Louis Blues at Minnesota Wild (2:00)

8:00 a.m. GOLF PGA Tour Champions Golf Hoag Classic, Final Round (3:00)

9:00 a.m. BSNOR MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Atlanta Braves (2:00)

Noon BSNOR 2024 Miami Open Tennis WTA Quarterfinals & ATP Round of 16 (Live) (4:00)

6:00 p.m. ESPN 2024 NIT Basketball Tournament (Live) (2:00)

ESPN2 2024 College Basketball Invitational (Live) (2:00)

BSNOR 2024 Miami Open Tennis WTA Quarterfinals & ATP Round of 16 (4:00)

6:30 p.m. TNT NBA Basketball Los Angeles Lakers at Milwaukee Bucks (Live) (2:30)

8:00 p.m. ESPN 2024 NIT Basketball Tournament First Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

8:30 p.m. ESPN2 2024 College Basketball Invitational (Live) (2:00)

9:00 p.m. TNT TRUTV NBA Basketball Dallas Mavericks at Sacramento Kings (2:30)

11:00 p.m. BSNOR World Poker Tour: Season 20 Seminole Hard Rock Poker Showdown - Part 1 (1:00)

Wednesday, March 27

6:00 a.m. BSNOR NBA Basketball Golden State Warriors at Minnesota Timberwolves (2:00)

8:00 a.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf Fir Hills Seri Pak Championship, Final Round (2:30)

9:00 a.m. BSNOR Athletes Unlimited Pro Basketball Teams TBA (2:00)

1:00 p.m. BSNOR NBA Basketball Golden State Warriors at Minnesota Timberwolves (2:00)

3:00 p.m. BSNOR Athletes Unlimited Pro Basketball Teams TBA (2:00)

4:00 p.m. ESPN2 2024 College Basketball Invitational (Live) (2:00)

6:00 p.m. ESPN2 2024 NIT Basketball Tournament (Live) (2:00)

6:30 p.m. ESPN NBA Basketball Los Angeles Clippers at Philadelphia 76ers (Live) (2:30)

TNT NHL Hockey Boston Bruins at Tampa Bay Lightning (Live) (3:00)

7:00 p.m. BSNOR NBA Basketball Detroit Pistons at Minnesota Timberwolves (Live) (2:30)

8:00 p.m. ESPN2 2024 NIT Basketball Tournament First Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

9:00 p.m. ESPN NBA Basketball Phoenix Suns at Denver Nuggets (Live) (2:30)

10:00 p.m. BSNOR World Poker Tour: Season 20 Seminole Hard Rock Poker Showdown - Part 1 (1:00)

Thursday, March 28

6:00 a.m. BSNOR NBA Basketball Detroit Pistons at Minnesota Timberwolves (2:00)

7:30 a.m. GOLF DP World Tour Golf DP World Tour Golf. Hero Indian Open, First Round (3:30)

11:00 a.m. GOLF DP World Tour Golf DP World Tour Golf. Hero Indian Open, First Round (3:00)

Noon BSNOR NBA Basketball Detroit Pistons at Minnesota Timberwolves (2:00)

1:00 p.m. ESPN2 College Hockey NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

3:00 p.m. BSNOR MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals (Live) (3:00)

GOLF PGA Tour Golf Texas Children’s Houston Open, First Round (Live) (3:00)

6:00 p.m. (7) KCCO 2024 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

ESPN2 College Baseball LSU at Arkansas (Live) (3:00)

GOLF LPGA Tour Golf Ford Championship, First Round (Live) (2:00)

6:30 p.m. ESPN MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Texas Rangers (Live) (3:00)

TBS 2024 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

TRUTV 2024 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA (2:30)

7:00 p.m. BSNOR NHL Hockey San Jose Sharks at Minnesota Wild (Live) (2:30)

8:30 p.m. (7) KCCO 2024 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

9:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Texas Children’s Houston Open, First Round (2:30)

TBS 2024 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

TRUTV 2024 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA (2:30)

11:30 p.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf Ford Championship, First Round (2:00)

Friday, March 29

6:00 a.m. BSNOR NHL Hockey San Jose Sharks at Minnesota Wild (2:00)

8:00 a.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Texas Children’s Houston Open, First Round (3:00)

11:00 a.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Texas Children’s Houston Open, First Round (3:00)

1:00 p.m. BSNOR MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals (2:00)

1:30 p.m. ESPN 2024 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament (Live) (2:00)

3:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Texas Children’s Houston Open, Second Round (Live) (3:00)

4:00 p.m. ESPN 2024 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament (Live) (2:00)

6:00 p.m. (7) KCCO 2024 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

BSNOR World Poker Tour: Season 20 Seminole Hard Rock Poker Showdown - Part 1 (1:00)

GOLF LPGA Tour Golf Ford Championship, Second Round (Live) (2:00)

6:30 p.m. ESPN 2024 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament (Live) (2:00)

TBS TRUTV 2024 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

7:00 p.m. ESPN2 College Softball Texas at Oklahoma State (Live) (2:00)

8:00 p.m. BSNOR NBA Basketball Minnesota Timberwolves at Denver Nuggets (Live) (2:30)

8:30 p.m. (7) KCCO 2024 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

9:00 p.m. ESPN 2024 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament First Round: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

GOLF PGA Tour Champions Golf The Galleri Classic, First Round (2:00)

TBS 2024 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

TRUTV 2024 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA (2:30)

11:00 p.m. ESPN2 UFC Archival (1:00)

GOLF PGA Tour Golf Texas Children’s Houston Open, Second Round (3:00)

Saturday, March 30

7:00 a.m. ESPN2 Cheerleading National High School Championship: Division I (1:00)

7:30 a.m. GOLF PGA Tour Champions Golf The Galleri Classic, First Round (2:00)

USA Premier League Soccer Newcastle United vs. West Ham United (Live) (2:00)

8:00 a.m. ESPN2 Cheerleading National High School Championship: Large & Small Coed (1:00)

9:30 a.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf Ford Championship, Second Round (1:30)

10:00 a.m. USA Premier League Soccer Nottingham Forest vs. Crystal Palace (Live) (2:00)

Noon (5) KSTP 2024 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

(7) KCCO FIA Formula E World Championship Racing FIA Formula E World Championship Racing. Tokyo ePrix, Race (1:00)

(9) KMSP (15) KVRR United Football League Birmingham Stallions at Arlington Renegades (Live) (3:00)

BSNOR MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals (2:00)

GOLF PGA Tour Golf Texas Children’s Houston Open, Third Round (Live) (2:30)

12:30 p.m. (11) KARE Premier League Soccer Aston Villa vs. Wolverhampton Wanderers (Live) (2:00)

1:30 p.m. ESPN NWSL Soccer Angel City FC at Kansas City Current (Live) (2:00)

2:00 p.m. (7) KCCO College Basketball NCAA Division II Tournament, Championship: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

2:30 p.m. (5) KSTP 2024 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

(11) KARE PGA Tour Golf Texas Children’s Houston Open, Third Round (Live) (2:30)

GOLF PGA Tour Champions Golf The Galleri Classic, Second Round (Live) (2:30)

3:00 p.m. (9) KMSP (15) KVRR United Football League St. Louis BattleHawks at Michigan Panthers (Live) (3:00)

ESPN2 College Hockey NCAA Tournament, Regional Final: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

BSNOR MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals (Live) (3:00)

4:30 p.m. ESPN 2024 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

5:00 p.m. CNBC Horse Racing (1:00)

GOLF LPGA Tour Golf Ford Championship, Third Round (Live) (3:00)

TBS 2024 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Regional Final: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

TRUTV 2024 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Regional Final: Teams TBA (2:30)

5:30 p.m. ESPN2 UFC Archival (0:30)

6:00 p.m. (9) KMSP (15) KVRR MLB Baseball (Live) (3:00)

ESPN2 UFC Fight Night: Blanchfield vs. Fiorot - Prelims (Live) (3:00)

6:30 p.m. (41) KPXM NWSL Soccer Racing Louisville FC at Portland Thorns FC (Live) (2:00)

7:00 p.m. ESPN 2024 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA (Live) (2:00)

BSNOR Athletes Unlimited Pro Basketball Teams TBA (2:00)

7:30 p.m. TBS 2024 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Regional Final: Teams TBA (Live) (2:30)

TRUTV 2024 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Regional Final: Teams TBA (2:30)

9:00 p.m. (41) KPXM NWSL Soccer Houston Dash at Bay FC (Live) (2:00)

ESPN UFC Fight Night: Blanchfield vs. Fiorot (Live) (3:00)

ESPN2 College Softball Stanford at Arizona (Live) (2:00)

BSNOR Lights Out Xtreme Fighting LXF 14 (2:00)

GOLF PGA Tour Golf Texas Children’s Houston Open, Third Round (4:30)

When Evil Lurks

In a remote Argentinian village, brothers Pedro (Rodriguez) and Jaime (Salomon) come across the dismembered body of a man after hearing gunshots the night before. While investigating, they discover a shack where an elderly woman is hiding with her two sons. The eldest has become a “Rotten,” a person possessed by a demon that awaits the physical birth of its true form. The corpse discovered by Pedro and Jaime

was that of a “Cleaner,” a person who specializes in destroying and disposing of Rottens. After attempting to deal with the Rotten on their own, it escapes, setting off a series of events that result in numerous deaths as the possession spreads across the land.

Director:DemianRugna.Stars: EzequielRodriguez,Demian Salomon,LuisZiembrowski, SilvinaSabater,Marcelo Michinaux.2023.99 min. SupernaturalHorror.

Freud’s Last Session

Shortly after the outbreak of WWII, two distinguished but differing minds meet: Sigmund Freud (Hopkins) and C.S. Lewis (Goode). What follows is an existential debate on the existence of God, prompted by Freud’s dissatisfaction at Lewis’s rejection of atheism and adoption of the Christian faith.

Director:Matthew Brown.Stars: AnthonyHopkins,Matthew Goode,Liv Lisa Fries,Jodi Balfour,JeremyNortham,Orla Brady,StephenCampbell Moore.2023.122 min.Drama.

The Iron Claw

Seemingly plagued by a family curse, the Von Erich professional wrestling family — famous for their signature move, the “iron claw” — endures constant

tragedy. The curse supposedly began when Fritz Von Erich (McCallany), the patriarch of the Von Erich family, adopted his mother’s surname, whose own family had suffered much hardship. The now-retired Von Erich patriarch owns World Class Championship Wrestling, hoping that his four surviving sons will continue his legacy. Kevin (Efron), David (Dickinson), Kerry (White) and Mike Von Erich (Simons) endeavor to achieve the success their father envisions for them in WCCW, all the while encountering misfortune along the way.

Director:Sean Durkin.Stars:Zac Efron,JeremyAllenWhite,Harris Dickinson,MauraTierney, StanleySimons,HoltMcCallany, LilyJames.2023.132min. BiographicalSportsDrama.

Extreme Sudoku

Demian Salomon in “When Evil Lurks”

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Late Laughs

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert

[Donald] Trump did get some good news on Saturday [Feb. 23]. He won the South Carolina primary. ... Nikki Haley was rejected by her home state. But despite her loss, she pledged to stay in the race. [Clip of Nikki Haley saying it’s not the end of her story] This isn’t the end. We’re way past the end. This

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is this is like the second or third post credit scene in a Marvel movie where they hinted some character that no one’s ever heard of.

Due to their broad disapproval of how Joe Biden has supported Israel’s actions in Gaza, a coalition of Arab-American and Muslim leaders are urging Democrats to vote “uncommitted” in the

he’s not stepping down ‘til November because at 82, that’s how long it takes him to step.

The Tonight Show

Starring Jimmy Fallon

MLB players are slamming the league’s new uniforms because their pants are seethrough. ... I get the feeling, this year [2024] we’re going to see a lot more dingers.

Macy’s just announced that they’re closing 150 stores. It’s sad. This year [2024], the Macy’s Parade is just two guys standing on the corner holding a “Happy birthday” balloon.

executive order to safeguard American data from our foreign enemies who are working hard to try to steal it. It’s called “The Change Your Password from ‘Password’” act. The order is designed to prevent large scale data theft and make all the hackers on Earth laugh simultaneously.

Late Night With

Seth

Meyers

The first ever Florida Man Games were held over the weekend [Feb. 23-24]. They’re like any other sport, except you have to fail a drug test.

Complete the grid so each row, column and 3-by-3 box (in bold borders) contains every digit 1 to 9. For strategies on how to solve Sudoku, visit sudoku.org.uk.

primary as a form of protest. And it’s very important; this is a peaceful protest. They’re angry, but they’re not going to do something insane and destructive like vote for Dean Phillips.

The Alabama Supreme Court ruled that frozen embryos are children. Now, this surprised a lot of people and proves beyond a doubt the Republicans do not know what children are. You know kids? Sure, I know kids. You keep them in a vat of liquid nitrogen at negative 320 degrees. That’s why they’re called “chilldren” not “warm-dren.”

Big news from Washington, D.C., today [Feb. 28] because ... Mitch McConnell announced he will step down as the Senate Republican leader. But ...

Hundreds of people just held a candlelight vigil for the last Hooters in West Virginia before it was demolished. It might be time to reassess your life when you’re singing “Ave Maria” at a Hooters demolition. It’s interesting. People in West Virginia are like, “Well, now where are we gonna go on Mother’s Day?”

A woman in California allegedly stole an idling Amazon delivery van because she was in a rush to get home. And now, she’s expected to arrive in prison in one to two business days.

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

It’s coming in from every side, including cyber space today. [Joe] Biden issued an

The fast food chain Wendy’s has announced it will experiment with a new surge pricing menu next year, so a burger may cost a dollar more during the lunch rush and $40 more at 3:00 a.m.

The former finance director at New York University pleaded guilty yesterday [Feb. 27] to a $3 million fraud scheme. A $3 million fraud scheme, or as it’s more commonly known, an NYU degree.

The fast food chain Wendy’s is facing backlash after they announced plans this week [Feb. 25 to March 2] to experiment with a new dynamic pricing system, like how the bathroom code is free if you order a salad or five bucks if you order the chili.

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“Shirley” (2024)

Get a glimpse of history when the new drama film “Shirley” premieres Friday, March 22, on Netflix. Starring Regina King (“If Beale Street Could Talk,” 2018) as trailblazing political icon Shirley Chisholm, America’s first Black congresswoman, “Shirley” tells the story of Chisholm’s groundbreaking presidential run in 1972. After already breaking major ground in 1968 when she was elected to Congress, Shirley never stopped reaching for the top when she became the first Black candidate to seek a major party’s nomination for president. Produced, written and directed by John Ridley (“12 Years a Slave,” 2013), the film is also produced by Regina King, Reina King (“To Sleep with Anger,” 1990), Anikah McLaren (“Judas and the Black Messiah,” 2021) and Elizabeth Haggard (“Zola,” 2020). Lance Reddick (“John Wick,” 2014), Terrence Howard (“Empire”), Lucas Hedges (“Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri,” 2017), Michael Cherrie (“SistaGod,” 2006), Brian Stokes Mitchell (“Mr. Robot”), Christina Jackson (“Outsiders”), André Holland (“Moonlight,” 2016) and Dorian Crossmond Missick (“Southland”) also star.

“3 Body Problem” - Season 1

Inspired by the internationally celebrated novel by Lui Cixin, the eight-episode sci-fi drama “3 Body Problem” makes its debut Thursday, March 21, on Netflix. Spanning multiple decades, continents and timelines, the story begins when a young woman makes a fateful decision in 1960s China. The impacts of her choice ripple across space and time and, when a group of scientists in the present day find the laws of nature as they know them crumbling around them, they team up with an unorthodox detective to get to the bottom of this strange and mysterious threat to humanity. From creators David Benioff (“Game of Thrones”), D.B. Weiss (“Game of Thrones”) and Alexander Woo (“True Blood”), the series stars Jovan Adepo (“Fences,” 2016), John Bradley (“Game of Thrones”), Rosalind Chao (“Better Things”), Liam Cunningham (“Game of Thrones”), Eiza González (“Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw,” 2019), Jess Hong (“The Brokenwood Mysteries”), Marlo Kelly (“Dare Me”), Alex Sharp (“The Trial of the Chicago 7,” 2020), Sea Shimooka (“Arrow”), Zine Tseng (“On a Whim,” 2020), Saamer Usmani (“Inventing Anna”), Benedict Wong (“Doctor Strange,” 2016) and Jonathan Pryce (“The Crown”).

“Freaknik: The Wildest Party Never Told” (2024)

In the 1980s and ‘90s, the iconic Freaknik street party forever changed the landscape of Atlanta. “A celebratory exploration of the boisterous times” (Hulu), the new documentary “Freaknik: The Wildest Party Never Told” premieres Thursday, March 21, on Hulu. An event that began as a Black college cookout, Freaknik soon turned into a “traffic stopping, city-shuttering, juggernaut” (per Hulu) that drew in crowds of hundreds of thousands and put Atlanta on the cultural map and, “rooted deep in its history of civil rights, thriving Black leadership, and focus on the uplifting of Black culture and education, Atlanta became the only place a festival like this could grow and thrive” (Hulu). But, becoming known for “lurid tales of highway hookups and legendary late-night parties” (Hulu), the annual event came to an abrupt end as the century closed out. Offering a glimpse at the enduring legacy of the event, “while acknowledging the complexities it introduced into the social fabric and leaving an indelible mark on the cultural landscape of Atlanta and beyond” (Hulu), the film features appearances by 21 Savage (“redrum”), Lil Jon (“Turn Down for What”), former Atlanta mayor Kasim Reed, and CeeLo Green (“Crazy”), among others.

“Davey & Jonesie’s Locker” - Season 1

Get swept off to a new dimension when the teen comedy series “Davey & Jonesie’s Locker” premieres Friday, March 22, on Hulu. Davey (Veronika Slowikowska, “Homeschooled”) and Jonesie (Jaelynn Thora Brooks, “How We Ended Us,” 2023) are two eccentric best friends who’ve never quite aligned with their peers at school. So, when they discover that their locker is actually a portal to the multiverse, they’re more than ready to hop into a wild new adventure and leave the mediocrity of their ordinary lives behind. But, the multiverse isn’t quite what they’d hoped, and every new reality drops them right back in different bizarre, alternate versions of their high school, complete with offbeat versions of all of their classmates. “Fortunately, these audacious and creative besties are ready to make the most of this vacation from reality by leaving their mark on every universe they visit ... even if it means choosing interdimensional chaos while they’re at it. Worth it for the vibes” (per Hulu).

“X-Men “97” - Season 1

Revisiting the iconic era of 1990s animation, the new animated series “X-Men ‘97” premieres Wednesday, March 20, on Disney+. The series follows the adventures of Marvel Comics’ X-Men, a band of mutants who use their unique gifts to protect a world that has never understood them. They will be “challenged like never before as they are forced to face a dangerous and unexpected new future” (per Disney+). Kicking off with a 10-episode debut season, the series voice cast includes Ray Chase (“Licorice Pizza,” 2021) as Cyclops; Jennifer Hale (“Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series”) as Jean Grey; Alison Sealy-Smith (“Friends and Heroes”) as Storm; Cal Dodd (“X-Men: The Animated Series”) as Wolverine; JP Karliak (“Spidey and His Amazing Friends”) as Morph; Lenore Zann (“X-Men: The Animated Series”) as Rogue; George Buza (“X-Men: The Animated Series”) as Beast; A.J. LoCascio (“Voltron: Legendary Defender”) as Gambit; Holly Chou (“Players”) as Jubilee; Isaac Robinson-Smith (“Hamster & Gretel”) as Bishop; Matthew Waterson (“Trollhunters: Tales of Arcadia”) as Magneto; and Adrian Hough (“Home Before Dark”) as Nightcrawler.

“Life Below Zero”

It’s time to bundle up and make some hot cocoa, as Season 22 of the bone-chilling National Geographic series, “Life Below Zero,” makes its Disney+ debut on Wednesday, March 20. Having aired earlier this year on National Geographic, the nine-episode season joins Sue Aikens, Eric Salitan, Chip and Agnes Hailstone, and other residents of the remote Alaskan wilderness as the resilient citizens do what it takes to manage freezing temperatures, unpredictable storms and man-eating beasts. As Disney explains: “When bears, wolves and foxes are your only neighbors, life can be pretty lonely. Add minus-60-degree days and a constant battle for the most basic necessities, and you have the daily challenges of people who live in remote corners of Alaska.” As Season 22 begins, however, so do the Last Frontier’s warmest, sunniest seasons, not often seen throughout the series: spring and summer.

“Road House” (2024)

Jake Gyllenhaal (“The Covenant,” 2023) stars in this remake of the late ‘80s classic “Road House,” premiering Thursday, March 21, on Prime Video. Dalton (Gyllenhaal), an ex-UFC fighter, is trying to escape his dark past and barely scraping by on what’s left of his reputation. Given a new chance when he’s spotted by Frankie (Jessica Williams, “Shrinking”), the owner of a roadhouse in the Florida Keys, Dalton takes up a job as a bouncer at the bar, trying to help Frankie stop a violent gang boss (Billy Magnussen, “No Time to Die,” 2021) from ruining her establishment. But, the stakes are raised even higher when Knox (MMA fighter and boxer Conor McGregor), a ruthless gun for hire, shows up on the scene. Directed by Doug Liman (“Edge of Tomorrow,” 2014), featuring a screenplay by Anthony Bagarozzi (“The Nice Guys,” 2016) and new screenwriter Charles Mondry, “Road House” is based on the original screenplay by David Lee Henry (“Out for Justice,” 1991) and Hilary Henkin (“Wag the Dog,” 1997). Daniela Melchior (“Fast X,” 2023), Joaquim De Almeida (“Ganglands”) and Lukas Gage (“Fargo”) also star.

“Dinner Party Diaries with José Andrés”

Ever wanted to share a dinner with a world-renowned chef and some Hollywood celebrities? Well, pull up a chair and enjoy “Dinner Party Diaries with José Andrés” when it premieres Tuesday, March 19, on Prime Video. This new special sees culinary superstar José Andrés (“Hannibal”) invite Jamie Lee Curtis (“Halloween,” 2018), Bryan Cranston (“Breaking Bad”) and O’Shea Jackson Jr. (“Straight Outta Compton,” 2015) for an evening of cooking, laughter and quality time with friends. With everyone helping out in the kitchen, the results are anything but predictable. However, when in good company, Andrés doesn’t concern himself with making the perfect dish. Instead, he focuses on cultivating deep connections and poignant conversation. Produced by Amazon MGM Studios, “Dinner Party Diaries with José Andrés” is executive produced by Andrés, Michael Antinoro (“Brawl in Cell Block 99,” 2017), Matthew Goldberg (“Pope: Against All Odds,” 2012), Ellen Rocamora (“The Ellen DeGeneres Show”), Ryan Schiavo (“Good Night Oppy,” 2022), Max Wagner (“Festival: A Documentary,” 2018) and Richard Wolffe (“The Incredible Burt Wonderstone,” 2013).

The X-Men in “X-Men ‘97”

Jake Gyllenhaal stars in “Road House”

Regina King stars in “Shirley” A scene from “Freaknik: The Wildest Party Never Told”