History takes a ‘Turn’ to the secret on AMC
By Kate O’Hare © Zap2itThe Revolutionary War is a lot more than dates and battles and guys in powdered wigs. It was fought in front yards, on the back forty, down the road, up the hill, and over dining tables and picket fences across the colonies.
It pitted rebels against an empire that didn’t feel obligated to give them their rights under the law yet felt entitled to a chunk of what they created with the sweat of their brows.
And like all great conflicts, a fair part of it was conducted in complete secrecy.
On Sunday, April 6, AMC premieres “Turn,” an espionage thriller based on the nonfiction book “Washington’s Spies,” by Alexander Rose. It centers on Abraham Woodhull (Jamie Bell), an ordinary farmer supporting his family in British-occupied Setauket, Long Island.
But when the war comes too close to home, Woodhull joins forces with childhood friends Benjamin Tallmadge (Seth Numrich), a Yale classmate of Nathan Hale, now an officer in the Continental Army; whaler Caleb Brewster (Daniel Henshall); and Anna Strong (Heather Lind), wife of a patriot leader, to form the infant nation’s first spy network, the Culper Ring.
Also starring are Ian Kahn as Gen. George Washington, Angus Macfadyen as British mercenary Robert Rogers, JJ Feild as British spy John Andre, and Kevin McNally as Abraham’s loyalist father, Richard Woodhull.
Meegan Warner plays Abraham’s wife, Mary; Burn Gorman plays British Major Hewlett; and Samuel Roukin plays British Captain Simcoe. Executive producers are Craig Silverstein and Barry Josephson; the project filmed on location in and around Richmond, Va.
Founded in 1737, the city is the current capital of the Commonwealth of Virginia and notable for such Revolutionary War events as Patrick Henry’s 1775 “Give me liberty, or give me death” speech and the 1786 passage of the Virginia Statute for Religious Freedom, which was written by Thomas Jefferson and disestablished the Church
of England in the U.S. and granted freedom of religion to all, including Protestants, Catholics and Jews.
And that wasn’t the only thing attractive about it as a location.
Says Silverstein, “We found they had the sets, some still standing, from HBO’s ‘John Adams’ and Spielberg’s ‘Lincoln,’ all in the same area, which is called the State Farm, which is state-owned property.
“The house you see where Abe Woodhull’s dad lives, that was Thomas Jefferson’s boyhood home; that’s called Tuckahoe. They let us film inside; they let us film outside.”
For British-born Bell, who lives with his wife and new baby son in the states, playing Woodhull was a strange experience.
“In a way,” he says, “I have a different relationship with England as a whole. I don’t live there anymore; I live here now. I have that sense of separation from them.
“So it’s weird, it feels perfect, that I’m originally from there, but I have this sense of total separation from it, and I’ve set up home somewhere else. If someone came here and did the same thing that they did to the colonists, I’d have a similar reaction — which is, I don’t know what the hell I’d do about it.
“I’m not sure I’d want anything to do with it, but because I’d want to take care of my family, but ultimately, it’d be like, ‘It’s our land; this is our home; we govern ourselves. We’ve been here long enough; I think we can manage it.’ ”
A native of Minnesota, Numrich hadn’t heard about the Culper Ring, but he learned fast.
“Most people in this country don’t know,” he says. “These aren’t household names. Hearing about these people and hearing about the lengths that they went to, the risks they took, and the impact that it had on the course of the war and changing the tide of the war ... there’s an argument to be made that their efforts really affected the outcome in a huge way, uncovering the Benedict Arnold plot.
“These characters were all wrapped up in a lot of these huge, monumental events during the war. It was surpris-
ing to realize that these characters aren’t known. We get the opportunity to tell those stories.”
For Lind, it’s about fighting the war at home.
“A lot of what I’m dealing with,” she says, “is the domestic front of the war, what it was like to quarter soldiers and do their laundry. It was an incredibly invasive system. The people didn’t have any extra money to do that. They were barely keeping it together, and they had to support five soldiers and 10 soldiers.
“It was not the battlefront. It was what they did in their off time. It was when they were drinking and when they were having festivals and when they were sleeping. There were lots of little domestic conflicts.
“Just what was it like to do somebody else’s laundry, who wants you to die? What does that feel like? It’s just so humiliating in some ways.”
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
ACROSS
1. Cariou of “Blue Bloods”
4. Dharma’s man
8. “Sanford and __”
11. School in Provo, for short
12. Girl of old comic strips
13. Word in the title of Ashton Kutcher’s series
14. Role on “Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.” (2)
17. eBay offer
18. Play on words
19. NBA or PTA
21. Late Foxx
24. Entertainer Don
25. Most-watched series of the 1998-99 season
26. “Home Improvement” role
27. Battery size
28. “The Golden __”; 2000 film for Uma Thurman
30. “The __”; 2002 Naomi Watts movie
32. Actress MacGraw
DOWN
1. Presidential monogram
2. “Eagle __”; 2008 film for Shia LaBeouf
3. Deadens
4. Pleased
5. Largest nation: abbr.
6. Actor Marienthal
7. Tom Hanks’ 1994 role
8. Phillips, for one
9. “On Our __” (1994-95)
10. Refusals
15. Garland’s eldest
16. “Perfume: The Story of a __”; 2006 Dustin Hoffman movie
19. Gregory Peck’s role in “Moby Dick”
20. Fly alone
22. Martin, for one
23. Boring event
29. “Leave It to Beaver” role
31. “Seven Days __ __”; 1964 Burt Lancaster film
33. Swenson of “Benson”
34. Game show panelist Myerson
35. “__ About You”
36. Jim Nabors’ state of birth: abbr.
37. Part of a phonograph
38. Actress Panabaker
39. “__ Maria”
40. “Emerald Point __” (1983-84)
PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK
ACTION SPORTS
Wednesday
5:00 p.m. (MSC) Hard Charge
The day’s top female competitors, including sisters Sarah St. John and Jen Wahlstrom, step up to claim their stake in Truss ownership.
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Hard Charge
The day’s top female competitors, including sisters Sarah St. John and Jen Wahlstrom, step up to claim their stake in Truss ownership.
Friday
11:00 p.m. (MSC) Hard Charge
Nic Zahasky, LeEarl Rugland and Kevin Stankiewicz square off against a new crop of hungry competitors for the men’s CHARGE Championship.
Saturday
1:00 p.m. + Red Bull Signature Series From Aspen, Colo.
4:30 p.m. (MSC) Hard Charge
Nic Zahasky, LeEarl Rugland and Kevin Stankiewicz square off against a new crop of hungry competitors for the men’s CHARGE Championship.
AUTO RACING
Sunday
11:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil Series. From Las Vegas. (Taped)
1:30 p.m. ) / NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Duck Commander 500. From Texas Motor Speedway in Fort Worth, Texas. (Live)
Tuesday
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR
Now
BASEBALL
Sunday
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians. From Progressive Field in Cleveland. (Live)
1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Philadelphia Phillies at Chicago Cubs.
From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) 10th Inning
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight: Sunday Night Countdown (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) San Francisco Giants at Los Angeles Dodgers. From Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians.
From Progressive Field in Cleveland.
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) San Francisco Giants at Los Angeles Dodgers. From Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles.
Monday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians.
From Progressive Field in Cleveland.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians.
From Progressive Field in Cleveland.
2:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Oakland Athletics at Minnesota Twins.
From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)
From Rogers Centre in Toronto. (Live)
7:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Pittsburgh Pirates at Chicago Cubs.
From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
Thursday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Oakland Athletics at Minnesota Twins.
From Target Field in Minneapolis.
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Oakland Athletics at Minnesota Twins.
From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)
1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Pittsburgh Pirates at Chicago Cubs.
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
Saturday
12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Arkansas at LSU. (Live)
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
(WGN-A) White Sox Warm-Up
1:00 p.m. (MSC) Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)
(WGN-A) Cleveland Indians at Chicago White Sox. From U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
5:00 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Women’s Basketball Championship Final Four Pregame From Nashville, Tenn. (Live)
5:30 p.m. (ESPN) Women’s College NCAA Tournament, First Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Nashville, Tenn. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Women’s College NCAA Tournament, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Nashville, Tenn. (Live)
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) New York Knicks at Miami Heat. From the AmericanAirlines Arena in Miami. (Same-day Tape)
2:30 a.m. (ESPN) Los Angeles
Lakers at Los Angeles Clippers. From Staples Center in Los Angeles. (Same-day Tape)
Monday
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College
GameDay From Fort Worth, Texas. (Live)
7:30 p.m. _ Championship Central (Live)
8:00 p.m. _ 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament Final: Teams TBA. From Arlington, Texas. (Live)
11:00 p.m. (TRUTV) Inside March Madness Coverage of the 2014 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament. (Live)
Tuesday
6:30 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Women’s Basketball Championship Pregame From Nashville, Tenn. (Live)
7:00 p.m. (TNT) Brooklyn Nets at Miami Heat. From the AmericanAirlines Arena in Miami. (Live)
7:30 p.m. (ESPN) Women’s College NCAA Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Nashville, Tenn. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live) (MSC) Chicago Bulls at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Oklahoma City Thunder at Los Angeles Clippers. From Staples Center in Los Angeles.
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Miami Heat at Memphis Grizzlies. From the FedEx Forum in Memphis, Tenn. (Same-day Tape)
Thursday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live
7:00 p.m. (TNT) San Antonio Spurs at Dallas Mavericks. From American Airlines Center in Dallas. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (TNT) Denver Nuggets at Golden State Warriors. From Oracle Arena in Oakland, Calif. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)
Friday
7:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Detroit Pistons at Chicago Bulls. From the United Center in Chicago. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
4:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight
Saturday
6:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Powerade Jamfest. From Chicago.
3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) State Farm Slam Dunk & 3-Point Championship. From Dallas. (Taped)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Basketball Nike Hoop Summit. From Portland, Ore. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Houston Rockets at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.
Wednesday
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now
Thursday
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR
Now Friday
6:00 p.m. (MSC) 3 Wide Life
The top NASCAR teams and drivers.
6:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR
Countdown (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: VFW Sport Clips Help A Hero 200. From Darlington Raceway in Darlington, S.C. (Live)
2:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR
Racing Nationwide Series:
VFW Sport Clips Help A Hero 200. From Darlington Raceway in Darlington, S.C.
Saturday
5:00 p.m. ) / NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Bojangles’ Southern 500. From Darlington Raceway in Darlington, S.C. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Four-Wide Nationals, Qualifying. From Concord, N.C. (Same-day Tape)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Texas Rangers at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston. (Live) (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
(MSC) Oakland Athletics at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Texas Rangers at Boston Red Sox.
From Fenway Park in Boston.
(Same-day Tape)
(MSC) Twins Live
Tuesday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Oakland Athletics at Minnesota Twins.
From Target Field in Minneapolis.
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
Wednesday
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Oakland Athletics at Minnesota Twins.
From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Houston Astros at Toronto Blue Jays.
From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) 10th Inning
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Oakland Athletics at Minnesota Twins.
From Target Field in Minneapolis.
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live) (MSC) Oakland Athletics at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live Friday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Oakland Athletics at Minnesota Twins.
From Target Field in Minneapolis.
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins.
From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
BASKETBALL
Sunday
6:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Powerade Jamfest. From Chicago.
11:30 a.m. % NBA Countdown (Live)
12:00 p.m. % New York Knicks at Miami Heat. From the AmericanAirlines Arena in Miami. (Live)
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) The Fab Five Chris Webber, Jalen Rose, Juwan Howard, Jimmy King and Ray Jackson at the U of Michigan in 1991.
2:30 p.m. % Los Angeles Lakers at Los Angeles Clippers. From Staples Center in Los Angeles. (Live)
3:00 p.m. _ American Family Insurance Slam Dunk & 3-Point Championships. From Duncanville, Texas. (Taped)
4:00 p.m. _ Final Four Confidential
9:30 p.m. (TNT) Houston Rockets at Los Angeles Lakers. From Staples Center in Los Angeles. (Live)
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
(MSC) San Antonio Spurs at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis. (Same-day Tape)
(TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
Wednesday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live
8:00 a.m. (MSC) San Antonio Spurs at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.
6:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live)
(MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Miami Heat at Memphis Grizzlies. From the FedEx Forum in Memphis, Tenn. (Live)
(MSC) Chicago Bulls at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.
(Live)
9:30 p.m. (ESPN) Oklahoma City Thunder at Los Angeles Clippers. From Staples Center in Los Angeles. (Live)
(MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones
3:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
5:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight
BOXING
Sunday
9:30 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/Bradley 2
Monday
7:15 p.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Pacquiao/ Bradley 2 Manny Pacquiao and Timothy Bradley, Jr. discuss their bout.
7:30 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/Bradley 2
2:00 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/Bradley 2
Wednesday
7:45 a.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Pacquiao/ Bradley 2 Manny Pacquiao and Timothy Bradley, Jr. discuss their bout.
10:30 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/Bradley 2
5:30 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/Bradley 2
Thursday
7:30 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/Bradley 2
Friday
9:30 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/Bradley 2
5:00 p.m. (HBO) Weigh-In Live: Pacquiao/Bradley 2 Manny Pacquiao and Timothy Bradley Jr. weigh in. (Live)
PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK
5:45 p.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Pacquiao/ Bradley 2 Manny Pacquiao and Timothy Bradley, Jr. discuss their bout.
6:00 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/Bradley 2 The lives of the fighters since their meeting in June 2012.
6:30 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/Bradley 2
7:00 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/Bradley 2
7:30 p.m. (HBO) Weigh-In Live: Pacquiao/Bradley 2 Manny Pacquiao and Timothy Bradley Jr. weigh in.
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Friday Night
Fights. Giovanni Lorenzo vs. Gilberto Ramirez. From Las Vegas. (Live)
Saturday
7:30 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/Bradley 2 The lives of the fighters since their meeting in June 2012.
8:00 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/Bradley 2
8:30 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/Bradley 2
9:00 a.m. (HBO) Weigh-In Live: Pacquiao/Bradley 2 Manny Pacquiao and Timothy Bradley Jr. weigh in.
9:30 a.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Pacquiao/ Bradley 2 Manny Pacquiao and Timothy Bradley, Jr. discuss their bout.
GOLF
Sunday
7:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From From Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Ga. (Live)
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Drive, Chip & Putt Championship. Junior event at Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Ga. (Live)
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Shell Houston
Open, Final Round. From Redstone Golf Club in Humble, Texas. (Live)
2:00 p.m. + Shell Houston Open, Final Round. From Redstone Golf Club in Humble, Texas. (Live) (GOLF) Drive, Chip & Putt Championship. Junior event at Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Ga.
3:30 p.m. (MSC) Playing
Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Kraft Nabisco Championship, Final Round. From Rancho Mirage, Calif. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Shell Houston Open, Final Round. From Redstone Golf Club in Humble, Texas.
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Kraft Nabisco Championship, Final Round. From Rancho Mirage, Calif.
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Playing
Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treat-
ing them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.
4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Monday
9:00 a.m. (GOLF) Drive, Chip & Putt Championship. Junior event at Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Ga.
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From (Live)
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Masters Highlights Phil Mickelson shoots 69 on the final day for a one-stroke victory.
From Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Ga. (Live)
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth 6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Live From (Live)
p.m. (ESPN) 2014 Masters Tournament First Round. From Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Ga.
(GOLF) Live From
p.m. (GOLF) Live From
p.m. _ 2014 Masters Tournament Highlights From Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Ga.
Saturday
p.m. _ Driven: Adam Scott Journey to Masters Champion
1:00 p.m. _ The Big Three at the Masters
2:00 p.m. _ 2014 Masters Tournament Third Round. From Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Ga.
4:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros Former Masters champion talks about the feeling of wearing the Green Jacket.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty 2012 Players champion Matt Kuchar.
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Winnipeg Jets. From MTS Centre in Winnipeg, Manitoba.
2:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Winnipeg Jets. From MTS Centre in Winnipeg, Manitoba.
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live
(Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Boston Bruins at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)
Wednesday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live
9:30 a.m. (MSC) Boston Bruins at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.
Thursday
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Tournament, First Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Philadelphia. (Live)
7:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Tournament, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Philadelphia. (Live)
Saturday
2:00 p.m. + Philadelphia Flyers at Pittsburgh Penguins. From CONSOL Energy Center in Pittsburgh. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Philadelphia. (Live)
OUTDOORS
Sunday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads
8:30 a.m. (MSC) Battle of the Bow
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Jason Mitchell Outdoors
10:00 a.m. / Midwest Outdoors Helping people enjoy the outdoors.
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Destination
10:35 p.m. + Minnesota Bound 11:05 p.m. ) Midwest Out-
2:30 a.m. (MSC) Destination
Saturday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It! Outdoors
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads
9:00 a.m. (MSC) John Gillespie’s Water & Woods A tour of Wisconsin’s best fishing spots.
9:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors Helping people enjoy the outdoors.
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge The erratic, evasive action of new lure concepts trigger smallmouth bass.
SOCCER
Sunday
9:30 a.m. (CNBC) English Premier League Soccer
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Monday
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Tuesday
8:00 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
2:30 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Highlights
The best action of the day’s action.
Wednesday
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Friday
12:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer (Taped)
2:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
5:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Europa League Highlights
Saturday
5:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine All the latest news from Europe’s premier club competition.
Live From
p.m. (GOLF) Live From (Live)
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) 2014 Masters Tournament Second Round. From Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Ga. (Live) (GOLF) Feherty Former FedEx Cup champion Brandt Snedeker matches wits with David Feherty.
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Jim Furyk and David Feherty discuss a wide range of topics.
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Live From (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) 2014 Masters Tournament Second Round.
From Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Ga.
8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Live From 10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Live From
10:35 p.m. _ 2014 Masters Tournament Highlights
From Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Ga. 12:30
Live From
2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From 4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From HOCKEY
Sunday
11:00 a.m. + St. Louis Blues at Chicago Blackhawks. From the United Center in Chicago. (Live)
4:00 a.m. (MSC) Pittsburgh Penguins at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.
5:30 a.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.
Monday 6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Winnipeg Jets. From MTS Centre in Winnipeg, Manitoba. (Live)
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Destination
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Destination
10:00 p.m. (MSC) We Love It! Outdoors
2:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It! Outdoors Wednesday
3:30 p.m. (MSC) Destination Polaris Thursday
3:30 p.m. (MSC) Destination Polaris Friday
8:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge Search tactics for prespawn crappies; ice fishing for channel catfish.
11:00 a.m. (MSC) John Gillespie’s Water & Woods A tour of Wisconsin’s best fishing spots.
6:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer
8:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer
TENNIS
Sunday
12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WTA Tennis Family Circle Cup, Final. From Charleston, S.C. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (MSC) PowerShares Series: Birmingham. Roddick, McEnroe, Courier and Philippoussis. From Birmingham, Ala. (Taped)
WINTER SPORTS
Sunday
9:00 p.m. (MSC) Park & Pipe Open Series
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.
Thursday
(ESPN) 2014 Masters Tournament First Round.
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.
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››› “Bad Boys” (1995, Action) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith, Tea Leoni. (S) (CC) Bad Ink (CC) Bad Ink (CC) Bad Ink (CC) Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty (AMC) Mad Men “The Better Half” (CC) Mad Men “A Tale of Two Cities”
›› “The Scorpion King” (2002, Adventure) The Rock, Steven Brand. (CC)
›› “Pearl Harbor” (2001) Ben Affleck. Best friends become fighter pilots and romantic rivals in 1941. (CC)
››› “The Patriot” (2000, War) Mel Gibson, Heath Ledger. A man and his son fight side by side in the Revolutionary War. (CC) ››› “Gladiator” (2000) Russell Crowe. (CC) (AP) WeirdWeirdUntamed-UncutRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver Monsters: Unhooked (S) (CC)
PoliceE! News (N) › “Taxi” (2004) Queen Latifah. Giuliana & BillChrisleyEric & Total DivasTotal DivasTotal Divas (ESPN) SportsCenterOutsideSportsSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) PBA Bowling College Softball Arkansas at Alabama. SportsCenter (N) PregameBasket
(ESPN2) High School Basketball SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Cricket ICC World Twenty 20, Final. (N) (Live) NHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil Series. WTA Tennis Family Circle Cup, Final. From Charleston, S.C. (N) (Live) (CC)
The Fab Five (CC) 30 for 30
(EWTN) ChapletRosarySunday Mass (N) LitanyBkmrkVaticanoGodCatholic.RosarySunday MassLitanyIn ConcertHistoryMercyRosaryGrab ParablesPriests ConsumA Lenten Crossing
(FAM) Melissa ›› “The Karate Kid Part III” (1989, Drama)
››› “The Karate Kid” (1984, Drama) Ralph Macchio. ›› “The Karate Kid Part II” (1986, Drama) ›› “We Are Marshall” (2006) Matthew McConaughey. Remem
(FNC) FOX and Friends Sunday (N) Sunday Morning Futures MediaBuzz (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Journal Editorial News HQHealthy You Housecall MediaBuzzFOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace
(FSN) PaidPaidPaidRoadsOutBattle of OutTBAGolf LifeDumbestPolarisTwins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians. (N) Twins PlayingTennis
(FX) ››› “Spider-Man 2” (2004, Action) Tobey Maguire. ›› “X-Men: The Last Stand” (2006, Action) ››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011, Action) James McAvoy. › “Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance”“Captain America-Avgr”
(GOLF)
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Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) (SYFY) PaidPaidPaidPaidZoneJim Henson’sJim Henson’s ›› “Pandorum” (2009) Dennis Quaid. (CC) ›› “Pitch Black” (2000) Radha Mitchell. (CC) ›› “Resident Evil: Extinction” (2007) District 9 (TBN) (2:00) Spring Praise-A-Thon KickoffSpring Praise-A-Thon Kickoff Spring Praise-A-Thon Kickoff (TBS)
MarriedMarriedCougar Town (S) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) ›› “Daredevil” (2003) Ben Affleck. A blind attorney fights crime at night. (:45) ››› “Spider-Man” (2002, Action) Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe, Kirsten Dunst.
(:15) ›› “Hulk” (2003) Eric Bana, Jennifer Connelly. Scientist Bruce Banner transforms into a powerful brute. (:15) ›› “Men in Black II” (2002) (TCM) (5:00) “Neptune’s Daughter” (1949) ››› “They Drive by Night” (1940) George Raft, Humphrey Bogart. (CC)
››› “The Americanization of Emily” (1964) James Garner. (CC)
››› “The Story of Will Rogers” (1952, Biography) Will Rogers Jr. (CC)
››› “Charly” (1968, Fantasy) Cliff Robertson, Claire Bloom. (CC) (DVS)
›› “The Incredible Mr. Limpet” (1964) Voices of Don Knotts. (CC)
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›› “The Da Vinci Code” (2006) Tom Hanks. (CC) ›› “2012” (2009) John Cusack. (TOON) TenkaiTenkaiBeyWar.PokeBen 10LegendsBen 10: Alien“Ben 10: Destroy All Aliens”Ben 10 Ult.Ben 10: AlienBen 10: Omniverse“Ben 10: Secret” “Ben 10: Race” Uncle (TRAV) When VacationsDangerous Gr.Mysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumChurch SecretsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBurgerBurgerBurgerBurgerFood ParadiseFood ParadiseFood Paradise (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidClipaholicsKiller KaraokeWorld RecordsWorld RecordsWorld RecordsWorld RecordsMost ShockingMost ShockingMost Shocking (TVLAND) (:12) Three’s Company (CC) 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company The Soul Man The Soul Man Cleveland Cleveland Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle (:12) Gilligan’s Island (CC) (USA) Paid Program JeremiahPastor Chris Joel Osteen SirensSirensSuits “Know When to Fold ’Em” NCIS: Los Angeles A petty officer dies. NCIS: Los Angeles “LD50” (S) NCIS: Los Angeles “Hand-to-Hand” NCIS: Los Angeles “Betrayal” (S) NCIS: Los Angeles “Partners” (S) NCIS: Los Angeles “Vengeance” (S) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (WGN-A) ZacharFactsDavidTom’rowHeat of the NightHeat of the NightHeat of the NightHeat of the NightHeat of the NightMLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies at Chicago Cubs. (N) 10th Inn.WitchesFunny Videos
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(:20) ›› “The Man With the Iron Fists” ( 2012) RZA.
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(:15) › “Java Heat” (2013, Action) Kellan Lutz, Mickey Rourke. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Gone” (2012) Amanda Seyfried. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:45) ›› “Step Up Revolution” (2012) Ryan Guzman. (TMC) “Comedy Warriors: Healing Through” (:15) ››› “Far
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KCCO 60 Minutes (N) (S) (CC)
The 49th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards Honoring achievement in country music. (N) (S Live) (CC)
Minnesota Independent Lens Small town and its basketball team.
Afropop: Ultimate Cultural Exchange Call the Midwife (N) (S) (PA) (CC)
Masterpiece Classic (N) (S) (CC) Secrets of Selfridges (S) (CC)
Minnesota Independent Lens Small town and its basketball team.
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(AP) River MonstersRiver MonstersRiver Monsters “Amazon Apocalypse” MonsterRiver Monsters (S) (CC)
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(ESPN2) Baseball: Sunday Night Countdown
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(EWTN) World Over LiveSunday PrimeG.K.RosaryFran. Life on the RockSunday MassLitanyMarySunday PrimeLet LoveIn DeHow to ReliBkmrkCateHeritageCrossing
(FAM) (5:30) ››› “Remember the Titans” ››› “The Blind Side” (2009, Drama) Sandra Bullock. OsteenJ. MeyerPaidPaidPaidPaidSleep PaidPaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerChild
(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee FOX News SpecialStossel Huckabee FOX News SpecialStossel FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Huckabee
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(FSN) CuttingGame West-CustomsWorld PokerPark & PipeSledWolvesWorld PokerMLB Baseball: Twins at Indians PlayingPolarisCar Warriors (S) NHL Hockey Wild (FX) “Capt. America” ››› “Thor” (2011, Action) Chris Hemsworth. (:33) ››› “Thor” (2011) Chris Hemsworth. (12:03) Rescue MePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(GOLF) (4:00) LPGA Tour Golf Kraft Nabisco Championship, Final Round. (N) (Live) Golf Central (N) (Live) PGA Tour Golf Shell Houston Open, Final Round. From Redstone Golf Club in Humble, Texas. LPGA Tour Golf Kraft Nabisco Championship, Final Round. From Rancho Mirage, Calif. Golf Central (N) (Live) Golf Central (HGTV) HuntersHunt IntlCaribCaribBeachBeachAlaskaAlaskaHuntersHunt IntlBeachBeachAlaskaAlaskaHuntersHunt IntlCaribCaribPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidHGTV’d (HIST) Ax Men (S) (CC) Ax Men (S) (CC) Ax Men (S) (CC) No Man’s Land (N) East-Dickering(:01) Ax Men (CC) (12:01) Ax Men (S) No Man’s Land (S) East-DickeringPaidExtreme Trains (S) PaidWild West Tech (LIFE) › “The Ugly Truth” (2009) (CC) Drop Dead DivaDrop Dead Diva(:02) › “The Ugly Truth” (2009) (CC) Drop Dead DivaDrop Dead DivaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPain Paid (NBCSN) NHL LiveNHL Hockey Buffalo Sabres at Philadelphia Flyers. NHLNHL TopMatch of the DayEnglish Premier League Soccer (S) Match of the DayPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) Sam & Sam & Full H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFriendsFriends(:12) Friends (CC) Friends’70s’70sGeorge(:12) George LopezGeorgeGeorgeYesDearYesDearHang.Hang. (SPIKE) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (N) (S) ContracContracBar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) ContracContracBar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(SYFY) (5:30) ››› “District 9” (2009) ››› “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines” › “Repo Men” (2010) Jude Law. (CC) Continuum (CC) Jim Henson’sJim Henson’sZoneZonePaidPaid
(TBN) (2:00) Spring Praise-A-Thon KickoffSpring Praise-A-Thon Kickoff Spring Praise-A-Thon Kickoff Wom
(TBS) (5:15) ›› “Men in Black II” (2002) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig Bang ›› “Hulk” (2003, Fantasy) Eric Bana, Jennifer Connelly. Scientist Bruce Banner transforms into a powerful brute.
››› “Spider-Man” (2002, Action) Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe, Kirsten Dunst. MarriedMarriedMarriedEngagement Name Is Earl (TCM) (5:00) ›› “Critic’s Choice” (1963)
››› “Mogambo” (1953, Adventure) Clark Gable, Ava Gardner. (CC) (DVS)
››› “Red Dust” (1932, Romance) Clark Gable, Jean Harlow. (CC)
››› “Old San Francisco” (1927, Drama) Dolores Costello, Warner Oland.
›› “Twenty-Four Eyes” (1954, Drama) Hideko Takamine, Yumeji Tsukioka. Premiere. MGM Parade
TCM Presents Under the Influence ››› “Captains Courageous” (TLC) My Five Wives (S) MediumMediumMediumMediumMy Five Wives (N) MediumMediumMy Five Wives (S) MediumMediumMy Five Wives (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidFamily Secrets (TNT) (4:00) ›› “2012” ››› “Contagion” (2011) Marion Cotillard. (:17) ››› “Contagion” (2011) (:34) ›› “2012” (2009, Action) John Cusack. (CC) (DVS) (:34) ››› “The Sum of All Fears” (2002) (CC) Smallville “Noir” (TOON) StevenTeenChickenVentureVentureBurgersBurgersFam GuyFam GuyChickenRickChina, ILSuperjailBurgersFam GuyFam GuyChickenRickChina, ILSuperjailVentureBurgersGumballGumball (TRAV) Food ParadiseMysteries-MuseumMyste.- VaticanSecrets- Lege.Mysteries-MuseumMyste.- VaticanSecrets- Lege.Mysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumPaidPaidPaidPaidGrill-ProPaid (TRUTV) truTV Top FunniesttruTV Top FunniestJokersJokersJokersJokersWorld’s Dumbest...truTV Top FunniestJokersJokersJokersJokersWorld’s Dumbest...PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Cleveland The Soul Man King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Suits “Know When to Fold ’Em” Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (:01) › “Case 39” (2009, Horror) Renée Zellweger, Jodelle Ferland. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit NCIS: Los Angeles “Tin Soldiers” (S) (WGN-A) Funny Videos ››› “Under Siege” (1992, Action) WitchesFunny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosWitchesSunnyDharmaDharmaDharmaDharmaDharmaWGN Morning NewPaidJ. Meyer
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(:05) “Dragon Eyes” (2012) Jean-Claude Van Damme. ‘R’ (:40) ››› “Scary Movie” (2000) Shawn Wayans. ‘R’
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›››› “The Godfather” (1972) Marlon Brando. A mafia patriarch tries to hold his empire together. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Ted” (2012, Comedy) Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(10:55) “Dark Secrets” (2012) Kelli McCarty. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:20) ››› “Prometheus” (2012) Noomi Rapace. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) Lingerie (S)
››› “Lincoln” (2012, Historical Drama) Daniel DayLewis, Sally Field. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “W.” (2008, Docudrama) Josh Brolin, Ellen Burstyn. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:40) ››› “Nixon” (1995, Biography) Anthony Hopkins. Premiere. Oliver Stone’s portrait of America’s 37th president. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “Halloween: Resurrection” (2002) Jamie Lee Curtis.
›› “A Film With Me in It” (2008) Dylan Moran. (S) ‘NR’
›› “Alexander” (2004) Colin Farrell. Macedonia’s young king conquers much of the known world. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) “Step Up Rev.” House of Lies (S) Shameless “Emily” (S) (CC) Shameless Sheila fights for custody. House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) Shameless Sheila fights for custody. Shameless Sheila fights for custody. House of Lies (S) ›› “Dead Presidents” (1995, Drama) Larenz Tate, Keith David. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Saw II” (2005, Horror) Donnie Wahlberg. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ›› “The Words” (2012, Drama) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:25) › “As Cool as I Am” (2013) ‘R’
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W Pain Wolves NBA Basketball NHL Hockey: Bruins at WildPlayingTwins MLB Baseball Oakland Athletics at Minnesota Twins. (N) Twins PolarisCar WarriorsHard Charge
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M English Premier League Soccer (S) The Dan Patrick Show
SportsPremierPremier LeaguePremier LeagueEnglish Premier League SoccerGoal Pro TalkNASCARStrong
T SltwtrBiteFishingFishingIntoSaltwaOutd’rsOff RoadEngineNASCARPro Football TalkNHL Top
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W ExtremeExtreme SportBassSltwtrIntoSaltwaMecum NHL Live
TH RivalsNHL Hockey
OutsideOutdoorSeasonsLunker.Outd’rsFishingTruckMuscleMecum Auctions: Collector Cars and More
M PaidPaidPaidPaidBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueCopsCopsCopsCops
T GanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandInk MasterInk
F PL-NewsPremierMatchPremier Field MartinOutdoorFishingB. DanceSltwtrStrongMecum Auctions: Collector Cars and More (NICK) Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.PAWPAWUmiDora...Dora...BubbleBubblePAWPAWWallyWallySponge.Sponge.Sponge.ParentsParentsParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge. (SPIKE)
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M VeggieK. ShookJew. JeJ. MeyerCrefloJ. HageePrinceY’r DayCopeProphGoodPrecious MemoriesJewishLife ToSecretsThe 700 ClubJ. HageeJewishSpring Praise-A-Thon Kickoff
T Graham ClassicDr. CaroBehindAlive Against Educa
W Change The CreationProclaim J. Meyer Call2All FaithSpring-KickoffMainIBA
F Warehouse 13Warehouse 13“Men in Black” (TBN)
TH G. BrownsEducaDiffer Lifestyle History LucadoSpring Praise-A-Thon Kickoff
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M “Captains Cour.”“A Night in Casablanca” ›› “Sincerely Yours” (1955, Musical) “Forbidden Games” (1952) “Snowed Under”(:15) ›› “Never Let Me Go” (1953) ››› “The Fugitive” (1947) (CC) “Annie-Get Gun”
T Wher“Sherlock Holmes” ››› “The King’s Thief” ›› “Blackmail” (1939) (CC) ›› “His Brother’s Wife”“She Went to the Races” ›› “An Ideal Husband”(:45) ›› “Madame X” (CC) “Bridge to Sun”
W It All(:45) “Kid Glove Killer” (CC) (:15) ››› “The Long, Long Trailer” ››› “The Prize” (1963) Paul Newman. (CC) ›› “20 Mule Team” (1940) “Men of the Fighting Lady”“The Bob Mathias Story”“Very Thought”
TH April(:45) ››› “Where Eagles Dare” (1969) Richard Burton. ››› “The Sins of Rachel Cade”(:45) ›› “Hide-Out” (1934) (:15) ›››› “The Lady Vanishes” ›› “Happiness Ahead” ››› “Dragon Seed”
F “Story-3 Loves”(:15) ››› “Angel and the Badman” ›› “The Blue Gardenia”“Four Jacks-Jill”(:45) “Blondie Johnson” ›› “Lady Luck” (1946) Barbara Hale ›› “None but the Brave” (1965, War) ›› “Onionhead”
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M NCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los Angeles
T Chrisley ›› “It’s Complicated” (2009) Meryl Streep. Law & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order:
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W ›› “Musical Chairs” (2011) Face OffHopes ›› “K-PAX” (2001) Kevin Spacey. (S) 24/7 ›› “Man of Steel” (2013) Henry Cavill. (S) (CC) › “Big Daddy” (1999) (S) ›› “The Great Gatsby” (2013, Drama) (S) (CC) 24/7
TH “Adv. of Elmo”(:15) ›› “The Perfect Man” (2005) (S) ›› “The Sentinel” (2006) (:45) ›› “Kicking & Screaming” (S) “Dodgeball: Underdog”“Love, Marilyn” (2012) (S) (CC) ›› “The Wedding Date”Pitch
M (5:50) ››› “He Got Game” (1998) (:10) ›› “Broken City” (2013) (S) (CC) ››› “The Bourne Legacy” (2012) (:15) ›› “Hell Baby” (2013) (S) (CC) (1:50) ››› “The 40-Year-Old Virgin”(3:50) ›› “Entrapment” (S) Purge
T “Beverly Hillblls”(:05) › “The Return” (2006) ››› “Argo” (2012) Ben Affleck. (S) (:35) ››› “The Place Beyond the Pines” (S) ››› “The East” (2013) Brit Marling. ›› “The Revenant” (2009) (S) (CC) “Gangster Squad”
F “The Iron Giant”(:15) ›› “Die Another Day” (2002, Action) (CC) 24/7 ›› “Bee Season” (2005) Gloria: Words(:45) ›› “Beautiful Creatures” (2013) (S) (CC) Hopes ›› “The Transporter 2” (S) Weigh-InSilicon (MAX)
W Cher(:35) ››› “Internal Affairs” (1990) “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” (S) (:15) ››› “The Abyss” (1989) Ed Harris. (S) (:45) › “Snake Eyes” (1998) (S) (CC) ›› “Admission” (2013) Tina Fey. (S) Cam
TH “Asylum Blackout” ›› “The Man in the Iron Mask” (S) (:15) ›› “Ted” (2012) Mark Wahlberg. (:15) › “Juwanna Mann” (S) (:45) ›› “Broken City” (2013) (S) (CC) (:40) ››› “In Good Company” (S) ››› “Cinderella Man” (S)
F (5:25) “Hitchcock”(:05) ›› “Entrapment” (1999) (S) (CC) ›› “The Internship” (2013) (S) (CC) ››› “The Negotiator” (1998) (S) (CC) (:25) “The Man With the Golden Gun” › “How High” (2001) (S) (:10) “Prometheus” (SHOW)
M “Detective Dee and the Mystery”(:15) ›› “The Secret of My Success”(:15) ››› “Quartet” (2012) (S) (CC) ››› “Carlito’s Way” (1993) Al Pacino. (S) (CC) ››› “Coach Carter” (2005, Drama) (S) (CC) “Longest Yard”
T (:15) ›› “The Brothers Bloom” (2008) (:15) ›› “Turner & Hooch” (1989) (S) “Dirty Dancing” ››› “Sarafina!” (1992) (S) (:15) ›› “Happy Accidents” (2000) (:15) ›› “The Brothers Bloom” (2008) “Ghost Writer” W Ghost (:45) ››› “Tin Men” (1987) (CC) (:45) ›› “Dark Skies” (2013) (S) (CC) › “The New Daughter” (2009) (S) (CC) ›› “Foolproof” (2003) (S) (:15) “The Coalition” (2013) (CC) ›› “The Big Kahuna” (S) Dark
TH Daughter ›› “Liberal Arts” (2012) (:15) ›› “White Squall” (1996) Jeff Bridges. (S) ›› “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” ›› “Wicker Park” (2004) (S) (CC) ››› “Lorenzo’s Oil” (1992) (S) (CC) (:45) “The Cold Light of Day”
F (5:30) “The Impossible” (S) ›› “Elizabeth: The Golden Age” (S) ›› “The Words” (2012) (S) (:15) ›› “Cocktail” (1988) (S) (CC) ›› “Gone” (2012) (S) (CC) (:35) “Step Up Revolution”(:15) ››› “50/50” (2011) (S) (CC) (TMC)
M ››› “Junior” (1994) (S) (CC) “My Week With Marilyn” (S) › “Knife Fight” (2012) (S) (:10) ››› “The Illusionist” (2006) (S) ›› “Dare” (2009) (S) (CC) ››› “Passion Fish” (1992) (CC) “Silver Linings Playbook” (S)
T (5:45) › “Letters to God”Mumford & Sons(:40) ›› “Adventures in Babysitting” ›› “The Confession” (1999) (S) (CC) (:25) ›› “DeadHeads” (S) ›› “Once in the Life” (2000) (S) (CC) (3:50) ›› “The Crew” (CC) Double
W (5:10) “Cypher”(6:50) ›› “Enduring Love”(:35) “Nobody Walks” (2012) ››› “My Left Foot” (S) (:45) “The Road Killers” (CC) (:15) ›› “Behind the Burly Q” (2010) ›› “Happy Endings” (2005) (S) (CC) “Agent-Banks 2”
TH › “Backflash” (2002) (S) ››› “Two Family House” (2000) (S) › “Deep Rising” (1998) (S) (CC) ››› “Silver Linings Playbook” (S) (:35) ›› “Beauty Shop” (2005) (S) ›› “Holy Man” (1998) Eddie Murphy. Boys
F (:05) “Ernest Goes to Jail” ›› “Ernest Scared Stupid”(:05) › “Houseguest” (1995) Sinbad. ›› “Daylight” (1996, Action) (S) (CC) ››› “The Illusionist” (2006) (S) (CC) ››› “Passion Fish” (1992) Mary McDonnell. My
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“Marvel Anime: Wolverine,” www.crackle.com/c/ marvel-anime-wolverine
Based on Frank Miller’s graphic novel, this series begins in Japan, where crime boss Shingen Yashida challenges Logan. When Yukio, a female assassin employed by Shingen, falls out of favor, she must kill him or lose her own life. She then teams up with Logan, and the two seek revenge. With the voices of Milo Ventimiglia, Vic Mignogna, Gwendoline Yeo and Kate Higgins.
“Rurouni Kenshin (Samurai X),” www.crackle.com/c/rurouni-kenshin(samurai-x)
One of the most acclaimed anime series ever, this martial arts drama follows peaceful wanderer Kenshin, who travels across the Japanese countryside offering protection to those in need. He does this not just out of altruism but in atonement for murders he committed as an assassin.
Chef poker ups the ante on Food Network’s ‘Kitchen Casino’
“Let’s Roam!” www.travelocity.com/blog/portfolio/letsroam-tv/
Travelocity takes its signature Roaming Gnome and builds an original video series around some of his favorite places. Courtney Scott zigzags around the world telling you how to enjoy yourself wherever you land, whether it’s Hawaii, Miami, the Caribbean, Colombia, Texas or New York.
“Daddy Knows Best,” www. mydamnchannel.com/channel/ daddy_knows_best_5510
The My Damn Channel series — created, written and produced by Jeff Danis, Ryan O’Neill and star Steve Rannazzisi (“The League”) — focuses on a dad who gets himself into ridiculous situations and is just not that good at being a father. Season 2 is under way with “Fight Night,” starring Rannazzisi, Jade CattaPreta, O’Neill and Danis.
Since Bill Rancic won the original “The Apprentice,” he’s been a fixture on reality TV, and this week he adds a cooking competition to his resume.
Though it may seem like he’s milking the never-ending possibilities of the genre, Rancic is a natural fit as host of Food Network’s “Kitchen Casino,” premiering Monday, April 7.
Rancic’s abiding interest in food includes the Italian restaurant he and wife Giuliana, the E! correspondent, have in Chicago. They’re opening a nearby steakhouse and another restaurant in Washington, D.C.
Rancic understands what people want – food and gambling being pretty high up there – and wants to deliver it, which he does in this show.
“We have casino-themed challenges that basically combine your cooking skill with strategy, so if you are playing a game of chef poker you have to be prepared to bluff,” Rancic says.
Chefs are dealt ingredients on cards, as if they were playing poker. They can trade or hold cards, which could be as random as Cool Whip, oxtail, white bread and Kool-Aid.
“If you liked ‘Chopped,’ then you will love this,” Rancic says.
If chefs trade cards, they could conceivably lose oxtails but get chicken livers. “Then you are stuck,” he says. “Then you have to cook with it.”
Chefs will also play a slots game, but instead of lemons and 7s, ingredients they must use will pop up.
Rancic knows his way around a kitchen, has taken cooking classes and discovered he liked to cook at age 10. His grandmother taught him how to make pancakes.
He invited over all her friends in the neighborhood, and when cleaning up, found that each woman had left $5 under her plate.
“I thought, ‘This is amazing,’ ” he says, and he immediately started lobbying his parents to spend more time at Grandma’s.
Eventually, his mom found his stash of cash in his sock drawer and put an end to him making money off the old ladies. Rancic laughs at the memory of his childhood entrepreneurial skills.
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(HBO) (5:00) ›› “Beautiful Creatures” (S) Face Off, Max 24/7
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(:15) ›› “First Kid” (1996) Sinbad. (MAX) (5:45) ›› “The Purge” (2013) ‘R’ (:15) ›› “Stoker” (2013, Horror) Mia Wasikowska. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “The Negotiator” (1998, Suspense) Samuel L. Jackson, Kevin Spacey. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Emmanuelle Through Time: Emmanuelle’s Skin City” (S)
(12:55) ››› “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” (2005) Steve Carell. (S) ‘R’ Chemistry (S) (:20) ››› “Match Point” (2005, Drama) Scarlett Johansson. ‘R’ (CC) “Beverly Hillblls” (SHOW) (5:00) ›› “The Longest Yard” (S) Shameless Sheila fights for custody. House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) Shameless Sheila fights for custody. Inside Comedy › “The Canyons” (2013) Lindsay Lohan. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (12:15) Inside Comedy (S) (CC)
› “Alex Cross” (2012) Tyler Perry. A serial killer pushes Cross to the edge.
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“National Lampoon’s Dirty Movie” (2011) (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Blitz” (2011) Jason Statham. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) “Inside Out” (2011) Paul “Triple H” Levesque. ‘PG-13’ “Letters to God”
(:15) › “The Three Musketeers” (2011) Matthew MacFadyen. (S) ‘PG-13’ (TMC) (4:45) “Silver Linings Playbook” ‘R’ ›› “The Hunter” (2011, Drama) Willem Dafoe. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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›› “The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising” ››› “Stardust” (2007, Fantasy) Claire Danes. Premiere. “Dungeons & Dragons” Jim Henson’sJim Henson’sJim Henson’sPaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) Graham ClassicBehindTurningPrinceBy FaithPraise the Lord (CC)
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›› “The Great Gatsby” (2013, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(3:55) ››› “Hot Fuzz” (2007, Comedy) Simon Pegg. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (MAX) (5:20) ›› “The Campaign” (2012) ››› “The Conjuring” (2013, Horror) Vera Farmiga, Lili Taylor. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “There’s Something About Mary” (1998) Cameron Diaz. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Skin to the Max Femme Fatales Lingerie (CC) ›››› “The Godfather, Part II” (1974) Al Pacino. Michael Corleone moves his father’s crime family to Las Vegas. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(3:55) “National Lampoon’s Dorm Daze 2” (2006) ‘R’ (CC) “Asylum Bl” (SHOW) (5:45) ›› “Dark Skies” (2013) Keri Russell. ‘PG-13’ House of Lies (S) Jim Rome on Showtime (N) (S) Shameless Sheila fights for custody. Jim Rome on Showtime (CC)
››› “Jarhead” (2005, War) Jake Gyllenhaal, Jamie Foxx. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ››› “Dazed and Confused” (1993) Jason London. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Mafia!” (1998) Jay Mohr. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) › “The New Daughter” (2009) Kevin Costner. ‘PG-13’ (TMC) “Agent Cody Banks 2”
››› “Ain’t Them Bodies Saints” (2013) Rooney Mara. (:35) ›› “Hollywoodland” (2006, Mystery) Adrien Brody, Ben Affleck. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Red Riding: 1983” (2009) David Morrissey. ‘NR’ (:45) ›› “Frances” (1982, Biography) Jessica Lange, Kim Stanley, Sam Shepard. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ››› “Maybe... Maybe Not” (1994) ‘R’ (:40) That Guy... Who Was in That Thing (S) (CC)
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›› “Oblivion” (2013, Science Fiction) Tom Cruise. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:10) “Carnal Awakening” (2013) Reena Sky. ‘NR’ (CC) (:35) ›› “This Is 40” (2012, Romance-Comedy) Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Life on Top (S) (:25) ››› “Assault on Precinct 13” (2005) (S) ‘R’ (:15) › “Juwanna Mann” (2002) (CC) (SHOW) Shameless Sheila fights for custody.
››› “Django Unchained” (2012, Western) Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
MAD DOG: Inside the Secret World of Muammar Gaddafi (:05) Shameless “Lazarus” (CC) House of Lies (S) (:35) ›› “Varsity Blues” (1999) James Van Der Beek. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Frighteners” (1996, Suspense) Michael J. Fox. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Coach Carter” (2005, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Ri’chard. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
“Mimesis” (2011, Horror) Allen Maldonado. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “The Frighteners” (1996, Suspense) Michael J. Fox. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Mimesis” (2011, Horror) Allen Maldonado. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) “National Lampoon’s Dirty Movie” (2011) ‘R’ (CC) Mumford & Sons: Road “Reunion”
›› “Lionheart” (1990) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:50) ››› “Rescue Dawn” (2006, War) Christian Bale. ‘PG-13’ (CC)