By Jacqueline Cutler © Zap2it
The trick to engaging a worldwide audience for “Titanic,” ABC’s miniseries premiering Saturday, April 14, and concluding the next night on the 100th anniversary of the ship’s sinking, is to go beyond the tragedy’s basics.
Everyone knows how a series of worst-case scenarios led to the sinking of what was supposedly the best and most luxurious ocean liner ever. The goal is to tell this story in a new way.
And “Titanic” succeeds terrifically. This isn’t trying to be James Cameron’s “Titanic,” the 1997 phenomenon that captured 11 Oscars. There have been so many films and documentaries, but this one stands apart.
Granted, the facts must stay the same, but what this production does is blend actual and fictional characters and show the disaster from different vantage points. It’s a masterful reimagining by writer Julian Fellowes (Academy Award for “Gosford Park,” Emmy for “Downton Abbey”).
“There was something about these people, so powerful and so rich and all of this, and yet everyone is powerless in the face of nature,” says Fellowes, a Briton who grew up interested in the story.
“I like the idea of sinking the Titanic every time,” Fellowes says. “Normally with a miniseries, you sit there for two, 2 1/2 hours and hit the Titanic.”
Each of the four segments features the sinking, and the miniseries delves into who the passengers and crew were and how they interacted with one another when death was imminent.
Ideally, Fellowes wanted great actors to flesh out the characters but not huge stars whose presence would overshadow the story. The large cast includes Linus Roache, Geraldine Somerville, Glen Blackhall and Antonio Magro.
Roache, best known as ADA Michael Cutter on “Law & Order,” speaks in his natural British accent as Hugh, Earl of Manton.
“Obviously, he is an aristocrat, part of an era before the fall of the British Empire, a couple of years away from the First World War,” Roache says of his character. “It is very hard to relate to a man of that status, who had inherited wealth and a lifestyle led by society. He had responsibilities in life, but the way I felt what Julian captured, you got a sense of the man standing on all of that entitlement but very progressive in his thinking.”
The movie opens with the earl insisting that his daughter be freed from jail this instant; she had been locked up for protesting as a suffragette. Like the others booked for first class, the earl has a sense about him that he simply deserves the very best. Yet there’s also a genuine hint of altruism to him, which comes through during the four segments.
Somerville (Harry’s mom in the Harry Potter movies) plays Roache’s wife, Louisa, the im-
perious Countess of Manton. Roache and Somerville had last acted together in a 1989 staging of “The Glass Menagerie,” which was Somerville’s professional debut. In this, she is high-handed. At times, she’s the sort of woman who is insufferable, considering everyone beneath her.
“I have only seen the first two,” Somerville says of the four installments. “I was shocked when I saw it. Oh, my God, she is horrible! Everyone is going to hate me. She does turn into an OK person.”
“She is coming across with people on this particular boat trip, and coming across with people not like her,” Somerville says.
“She is a woman struggling to come to terms with the fact that the world has changed, and she is not coping very well. And she has a rather distant relationship with her husband, which was fairly common in those days.”
“They have a reprieve as a couple,” Somerville says. “Within any other situation, they might not have this life, and death is the first honest moment they actually have in years between them. This rather imperious, not terribly happy woman is given this moment.”
This couple is among many whose relationships are instantly
clarified as the ship goes down. Couples, parents and children, and siblings all experience that moment when death is certain, and in their final moments, they need to make peace.
Just as when it was clear to people in the Twin Towers that they would perish and they called home to say simply “I love you,” many people here have those three words as their last. And, as in the terrorist attacks, strangers helped one another.
“The tragedy of the Titanic brought out the best in far, far more people than it brought out the worst,” Fellowes says. “When you read the accounts, the vast majority of them were incredibly brave, and I do find that very inspiring. I think it is sort of heartening.”
Shot over seven weeks in Budapest, Fellowes was duly impressed by the set. First class is sumptuous, steerage bare bones. One of the largest water tanks in Europe was built for the movie, Roache notes.
“It was pretty impressive working in Budapest, in the middle of summer, pretending to be on a ship in the middle of the Atlantic, about to hit an iceberg, and sweltering in the heat,” Roache says. “One of the most challenging acting challenges was how to look cold.”
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T DownPer ›› “Critters 3” (1992) (S) ››› “Recount” (2008) Kevin Spacey. God-Bigger ›› “Fast Five” (2011) Vin Diesel. (S) (:15) › “Grind” (2003) Mike Vogel. (S) ›› “Ramona and Beezus”2 Days ›› “The Saint”
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“Once Upon a Time: Snow White’s Gallery,” beta.abc. go.com/shows/once-upon-atime/snow-whites-gallery
Ginnifer Goodwin, who plays princess Snow White in the fairytale world and shy, lovelorn Mary Margaret in the real-world town of Storybrooke, has a third job — on-set portrait photographer. In this online gallery, she shares her exclusive shots of co-stars, guest stars and crew members, including Jared Gilmore (Henry), Meghan Ory (Ruby), Jennifer Morrison (Emma), Lee Arenberg (Grumpy), Josh Dallas (David/ Prince Charming), Giancarlo Esposito (Sidney) and Jamie Dornan (Sheriff Graham/The Huntsman).
Even her most ardent fans were surprised when Trisha Yearwood put her music career on hold to craft a pair of best-selling cookbooks with mother Gwen and sister Beth. But family was foremost on the songbird’s mind when Gwen, Trisha’s most ardent supporter, was in the throes of a cancer battle that ultimately took her life in October 2011.
Before she died, Gwen retooled the traditional Southern dishes on which she and her girls were raised into healthful cuisine. “She said, ‘I’d really like for the rest of my life to be good, and I want to take control of the things I can.’ ” Yearwood recalls. “She taught us to how make comfort food plant-based – and we address it in the show.”
“Trisha’s Southern Kitchen,” premiering Saturday, April 14, on Food Network, features the devoted humanitarian gathering family and friends to swap stories and whip up favorite dishes.
“We did an episode called ‘Gwen’s Girls’ that’s dedicated to my mom, and she loved this thing we call ‘chickless pot pie,’ ” Yearwood says, “We figured out how to make chicken pot pie without any dairy or any meat in it, and it’s fantastic. When I make it now, I don’t tell people that it’s vegan, and they love it. It just tastes good.”
Yearwood also teaches her nephews to create the signature Brunswick stew her dad made for everyone in his Georgia hometown – another dish Gwen craved in her last days.
“To be able to make that for her with what she was going through and have her say, ‘That tastes like your dad’s’ – it made me cry,” Yearwood says. “I want to teach them to make Granddaddy’s Brunswick stew because I want this recipe to be passed down.”
Yearwood, wed to fellow music legend Garth Brooks, incorporates song into the series when she deems it appropriate.
“I didn’t want it to be like, ‘OK, at the end of every show, Trisha’s going to sing a song!’ ” she explains. Instead, she and Beth serenade their Uncle Wilson with a favorite childhood duet, and a cooking session with band mates ends with an original lullaby for her best friend’s newly adopted child.
“I check my Facebook a lot, and people are like, ‘Look, we love the cooking thing, but when are we getting some music?’ ” she says, laughing. “So I’m working on a record, too. I’m not trading one for the other!”
•What are you currently reading?
“I’m currently reading the ‘True Blood’ novels. Once I saw the show, I thought, ‘I want to read the books!’ ”
•What did you have for dinner last night?
“An experiment! I made tabbouleh, but I made it with quinoa. And then I did vegetable kebabs. Sometimes if stuff’s not great, Garth will say, ‘Um, yeah.’ But he really liked it.”
•What is your next project?
“I’m ready to get back in the studio!”
•When was the last vacation you took – where and why?
“Garth and I have traveled for a living, so vacation for us is not going anywhere. We don’t feel like we need to get away. We feel like we need to get home.”
“The Borgias: Extras,” www. sho.com/site/borgias/extras. sho
If watching “The Borgias” Sunday nights on Showtime just isn’t enough for you, the network offers up a menu of online extras to keep you busy in between episodes. There are a variety of themed spots; an in-depth look at “the original crime family”; “The Borgias Bust,” in which your friends get a personalized news report in which they are wanted for questioning in relation to a crime bust; games — the artthemed “Uncover the Borgias” and the photo-based “What’s the Diff?”; and podcasts.
With its future uncertain at this writing, CBS’ “CSI: Miami” ends its 10th season on Sunday. Get caught up on the action so far this year by clicking on www. cbs.com/shows/csi_miami/
Showtime’s dark comedy
“Nurse Jackie,” starring Emmy winner Edie Falco, returns for a fourth season on Sunday. Get ready for drama in and out of
“Syfy Games,” www.syfygames.com
In between watching episodes of your favorite Syfy shows, you can play games connected to science-fiction concepts and to the channel’s Saturday original movies and to some of its original series, such as “Battlestar Galactica” and “Sanctuary,” starring Amanda Tapping (“Stargate SG-1”) as Dr. Helen Magnus. Gamers can choose from MMO (massively multiplayer online) social, action, strategy, RPG (role-playing game), arcade games and more.
“Disney Apps,” disney. go.com/create/apps
On this page, fans of Disney shows can explore a wide variety of apps, including ones that allow them to “Create Your Own Dress Poll,” “Create Muppet Mayhem in Your Video,” “Create Your School Day Picture,” create a Flipbook, make a comic, create a pet, mash up two of your favorite Disney properties — such as “Buzz Lightyear” and “Cars 2” — make a motion comic, make a drawing and make a music video.
the hospital at www.sho.com/ site/nursejackie/home.sho
On Sunday, Lifetime debuts “The Client List,” starring Jennifer Love Hewitt as a single mom who works at a massage parlor that provides extra “services.” Get the details at www. mylifetime.com/shows/theclient-list
On Sunday, National Geographic Channel airs “Titanic: The Final Word With James Cameron.” Click on channel. nationalgeographic.com/ channel/titanic/final-wordwith-james-cameron/
With big Bering Sea storms, different quotas and reshuffled crews, Discovery’s “Deadliest Catch” returns for its eighth
season on Tuesday. Get the lowdown at dsc.discovery. com/tv/deadliest-catch/
If you think brides can be crazy, check out “Say Yes to the Dress: Bridesmaids,” which returns Friday on TLC. Get fitted at tlc.howstuffworks. com/tv/say-yes-to-the-dressbridesmaids
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››› “Bridesmaids” (2011, Comedy) Kristen Wiig, Rose Byrne. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Too Short (:45) ›› “The Losers” (2010, Action) Jeffrey Dean Morgan. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Cathouse (12:55) ››› “All the Real Girls” (2003) Paul Schneider. (:45) ››› “Bridesmaids” (2011, Comedy) Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Rose Byrne. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Down Periscope” (1996) (CC) (MAX) (4:45) ›› “Sex and the City 2” ‘R’
(:15) ›› “Machete” (2010, Action) Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “50 First Dates” (2004) Adam Sandler. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:40) “Sexual Witchcraft” (2010) Christine Nguyen. ‘NR’
(12:05) ››› “Romancing the Stone” (1984) Michael Douglas. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
Femme Fatales “The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert” (1994)
(:05) ››› “Hush... Hush, Sweet Charlotte” (1965) Bette Davis. ‘NR’ (CC) (SHOW) “Lara Croft” “Meskada” (2010, Drama) Nick Stahl. Premiere. ‘R’ The Borgias “The Borgia Bull” (CC) Nurse Jackie The Big C (CC) The Borgias “The Borgia Bull” (CC)
(6:55) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”
(2010) Kristen Stewart. ‘PG-13’
Nurse Jackie The Big C (CC)
›› “Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life” (2003) Angelina Jolie. “Something Like a Business” (2010) Kevin Hart. ‘R’ Bobcat Goldthwait“Breaking Up Is Hard to Do” (2010) Demetria McKinney. (TMC) (5:00) ›› “Illuminata” (1998) ‘R’
›› “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” (2009) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) ››› “Centurion” (2010, Action) Michael Fassbender. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Stripped” (2002, Adult) Devon. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “A Get2Gether” (2005, Comedy) B. Cole. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:10) › “Triggermen” (2002, ComedyDrama) Neil Morrissey. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Birdcage” (1996, Comedy) Robin Williams, Gene Hackman, Nathan Lane. (CC)
(1996, Comedy) Robin Williams, Gene Hackman, Nathan Lane. (CC)
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(FAM) ››› “Casper” (1995) Christina Ricci. ››› “Matilda” (1996) Mara Wilson. The 700 ClubPrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerAmazing (FSN) The WolvesUFC Reloaded Jones vs Jackson and Hughes vs Koscheck. WolvesRoadsThe Best of PrideWorld Poker TourDan PatrickPain?PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (FX) (5:30) ›› “2012” (2009) John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor.
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›› “Final Destination 3” (2006, Horror) Mary Elizabeth Winstead. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ››› “Without Love”
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Girl’s Guide “Sweet Prudence & the Erotic Adventure of Bigfoot”
(:05) ››› “28 Days Later” (2002, Horror) Cillian Murphy. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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››› “As Good as It Gets” (1997, Comedy-Drama) Jack Nicholson, Helen Hunt. (S) ‘PG-13’ ›› “High Heels and Low Lifes” (2001) Minnie Driver.
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TCM Film Festival: Peter O’Toole ›››› “The Lion in Winter” (1968, Historical Drama) Peter O’Toole, Katharine Hepburn. (CC)
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›› “Unknown” (2011, Suspense) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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(:15) ›› “Going the Distance” (2010) Drew Barrymore. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Limits of Control” (2009, Drama) Isaach De Bankolé. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (MAX) (5:10) ›› “Arthur” (2011) (CC)
›› “Sanctum” (2011, Action) Richard Roxburgh, Ioan Gruffudd. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Happy Gilmore” (1996) Adam Sandler. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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(:05) ›› “Hall Pass” (2011, Comedy) Owen Wilson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Girl’s Guide (:25) ››› “The Dogs of War” (1980) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ›››› “Zorba the Greek” (1964, Drama) Anthony Quinn. (Subtitled-English) ‘NR’ (CC)
MAX on Set (S) (SHOW) (5:00) ›› “I Am Number Four” (CC) Bryan Callen: Man Class The comic performs. (N) (S) (CC) ›› “Drive Angry” (2011) Nicolas Cage. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Sonny” (2002, Drama) James Franco. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ››› “Squeeze” (1997, Drama) Tyrone Burton. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Killer Inside Me” (2010) Casey Affleck, Jessica Alba. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(1:50) “Dark Descent” (2002) Dean Cain. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Blue in the Face” (1995) Harvey Keitel. ‘R’ (CC) “The Inspectors” (1998) (S) (CC)
(12:05) ›› “The Original Kings of Comedy” (2000) Cedric the Entertainer. Wendy Liebman: Taller on TV (CC) Lip Service Female comics perform. (S) “Cafe” (2010, Drama) Khan Baykal. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Ernest Scared” (TMC) (5:35) ›› “Spooner” (2009) ››› “Night Catches Us” (2010) Anthony Mackie. ‘R’ ›› “Asunder” (1998) Blair Underwood. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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(8:50) ›› “Sudden Death” (1995, Action) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:45) ››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011, Action) James McAvoy, Rose Byrne. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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(:15) › “Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son” (2011) Martin Lawrence. (CC) (:05) ›› “50 First Dates” (2004) (CC) (SHOW) ›› “The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course” (2002) ‘PG’ ›› “Holy Rollers” (2010) Jesse Eisenberg. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Double Identity” (2010) Val Kilmer. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “The Italian Job” (2003) Mark Wahlberg. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “Remember Me” (2010) Robert Pattinson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:35) ›› “The Core” (2003) Aaron Eckhart. Scientists travel to the center of the Earth. ‘PG-13’ (4:55) ›› “Phenomenon” (1996) (TMC) “RightSilent” (:20) “The Witch’s Daughter” (1998) Sammy Glenn. (S) (CC)
›› “Tough Guys” (1986, ComedyDrama) Burt Lancaster. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
Scenarios USA ››› “The Thin Blue Line” (1988) Randall Adams. ‘NR’
(:15) “Maximum Velocity” (2003, Action) Dale Midkiff. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “The Extra Man” (2010, Comedy) Kevin Kline, Paul Dano. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “The Heart Specialist” (2006) Wood Harris. ‘R’ (CC) “Name of King”
(AMC) (3:30) ››› “Ray” (2004) (CC)
›› “The Bodyguard” (1992, Drama) Kevin Costner, Whitney Houston, Gary Kemp. (CC) ››› “An Officer and a Gentleman” (1982, Drama) Richard Gere, Debra Winger. (CC)
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›› “Race to Witch Mountain” (2009, Adventure) Dwayne Johnson. (CC)
MarriedMarriedMarriedHouse of Payne House of Payne (TCM) (4:45) “The Unsinkable Molly Brown”
››› “The Fallen Idol” (1948) Ralph Richardson, Michèle Morgan. (CC)
››› “A Night to Remember” (1958) Kenneth More, David McCallum. (CC) (:15) ››› “The Crimson Pirate” (1952) Burt Lancaster, Nick Cravat. (:15) ›››› “Green for Danger” (1946) Alastair Sim, Trevor Howard.
››› “Odd Man Out” (1947, Suspense) James Mason, Robert Newton. Now Playing “Her High” (TLC) 20/20 on TLC (S) 20/20 on TLC (S) 20/20 on TLC (N) 20/20 on TLC (S) 20/20 on TLC (S) 20/20 on TLC (S) 20/20 on TLC (S) 20/20 on TLC (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) “Transporter 3” ››› “American Gangster” (2007) Denzel Washington. ››› “Mystic River” (2003) Sean Penn. Premiere. (CC) ››› “Clear and Present Danger” (1994) Harrison Ford. Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) › “Catch That Kid” (2004) Premiere. GodKing/HillKing/HillFam GuyAqua MetalBleachFullmetalDurararaKekFoolyCowboyBig OShellBleachFullmetalDurararaInuyashaLooneyLooney (TRAV) Extr. Terror RidesGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...ClipaholicsClipaholicsJokersJokersForensicForensicClipaholicsClipaholicsJokersJokersForensicForensicPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Roseanne (S) The Nanny The Nanny 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) NCIS Murdered model. (S) (CC)
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(:15) ›› “Horrible Bosses” (2011, Comedy) Jason Bateman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Mayweather (:25) ›› “Predators” (2010) Adrien Brody. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ››› “Breakdown” (1997, Suspense) Kurt Russell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(3:50) ›› “The Losers” (2010) Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Runnin’ Rebels (MAX) “50 First Dates” (:45) ››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011, Action) James McAvoy, Rose Byrne. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›››› “Alien” (1979) Tom Skerritt, John Hurt. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Girl’s Guide (:35) “Dangerous Attractions” (2010) Jason Sarcinelli.
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››› “Always” (1989) (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (SHOW) (4:55) ›› “Phenomenon” (1996)
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›› “Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life” (2003) Angelina Jolie. ›› “Piranha” (2010) Elisabeth Shue. (S) ‘R’ (CC) The Borgias “The Borgia Bull” (CC) Nurse Jackie The Big C (CC) Bobcat GoldthwaitSnoop: The Bad Girls of Comedy Wendy Liebman: Taller on TV (CC) ›› “The Lucky Ones” (2008, Drama) Rachel McAdams, Tim Robbins. (S) ‘R’ “Back-up Plan” (TMC) (5:45) › “In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale” (2007) (S) ‘PG-13’ “Psychosis” (2010) Charisma Carpenter. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “Tell Tale” (2009) Josh Lucas. ‘R’ (CC) (:10) “Naked Fear” (2007, Suspense) Danielle De Luca, Joe Montegna. (S) ‘R’
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