The Brainerd Dispatch TV Week April 14th 2013

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Hilary Swank and Lux Haney-Jardine star in “Mary and Martha,” premiering Saturday on HBO.

Oscar winner Swank is half of HBO’s ‘Mary and Martha’

By Jay Bobbin © Zap2it

Sometimes, it takes a familiar face to put a face on a problem ... even one that is international in scope.

Two-time Oscar winner Hilary Swank is no stranger to championing social causes, and she takes up another as she and “My Left Foot” Oscar nominee Brenda Blethyn play the title roles in the HBO drama movie “Mary and Martha” Saturday, April 20. Written by Richard Curtis (“Love Actually,” “Four Weddings and a Funeral”) and filmed largely in South Africa, the BBC and NBC Universal co-production tells the story of two very different women who unite to crusade against malaria after both lose sons to the illness.

Mary (Swank) is an American who takes her child (Lux HaneyJardine, “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter”) away from bullying classmates for an “adventure” abroad, and Martha (Blethyn) is an Englishwoman whose son (Sam Claflin, “Snow White and the Huntsman”) volunteers at an African orphanage. After both young men contract and die of malaria, their mothers meet and bond, then decide to take their message about the disease to the masses — and ultimately to a Washington, D.C., hearing.

James Woods also appears as Mary’s politically connected father in the film directed by Phillip Noyce (“Clear and Present Danger”).

“Obviously, what’s on the page is the most important thing in the beginning,“ Swank says, “but you follow it up with talent like that, in every corner, and it’s a no-brainer. It’s something you just jump at to be a part of.”

Swank has played mothers before (“Conviction,” “The Reaping,“ “Beverly Hills, 90210”), and that aspect of “Mary and Martha” largely drove her performance.

“I don’t think there’s anything worse in the world than losing a child,” Swank says. “I don’t have children of my own, but I have a lot of them in my life ... nieces and nephews, children of boyfriends. Still, it was all on the page here.”

After writing for stars from Hugh Grant and Julia Roberts to Colin Firth and Emma Thompson, Curtis (associated again with his frequent production home, Working Title) is pleased that Swank and Blethyn embody his Mary and Martha.

“They make for a very exciting clash of cultures,” he notes. “There is something about Brenda that is so profoundly British and so humane, and likewise, there’s an extraordinary American-ness and determination and kind of wisdom about Hilary. They were on the far ends of the characters I’d written, and I was delighted about that.”

The boisterous Blethyn joins the list of acting veterans who have become Swank costars. They also include fellow Academy Award winners Clint Eastwood and Morgan Freeman (“Million Dollar Baby”), Al Pacino and Robin Williams (“Insomnia”), Kathy Bates (“P.S. I Love You”) and Tommy Lee Jones (who’s directing and performing with Swank and Meryl Streep in the currently filming “The Homesman”).

“I find there’s so much to learn and to hone from them,” Swank reflects. “As someone who is still trying to learn more about my craft every day, to work with artists like those who I admire and who inspire me at every level ... I don’t even know what the words are. It’s like a dream come true.”

While the African locations added much to “Mary and Martha” for Swank, she was no stranger to the territory.

“Up until my last movie, I had filmed more movies in South Africa than anywhere else,” she reports. “It’s so far away, I never dreamed I’d be there that often,

and it’s a place I love. When you film somewhere, you’re spending a lot of time there and getting to know the people.”

Swank’s familiarity with the populace underscored the emotion of “Mary and Martha” for her, as it did for Curtis, whose

ventures toward the greater good also have included Comic Relief fundraisers and the “Idol Gives Back” editions of Fox’s “American Idol.” Though comedy has been his mainstay, such other projects as HBO’s “The Girl in the Cafe” and “Love Actually” (in its subplots about mental illness, infidelity and death) confirm he can go deep in the opposite direction.

“A lot of writing is about constructing themes for maximum potency,” he says. “It’s actually quite similar, trying to do it for drama and for comedy. You’re still trying to focus things to tell the best story as quickly as you can, so I don’t find drama a weird area to go into. What I’m trying to do with this film is to bring into living rooms the human nature of people who get malaria and to get people to take malaria personally.”

Previously employed by HBO in the 2004 women’s suffrage drama “Iron Jawed Angels,” which debuted between her Oscar wins for “Boys Don’t Cry” and “Million Dollar Baby,” Swank recently participated in a UNICEF-sponsored initiative to improve education in Ethiopia. Just as that indicates her world concerns, so do many of the films she’s made.

“I don’t think I set out to do that,” she maintains, “but looking back at the trajectory of my choices, I can certainly see themes that speak to me as a person and as an audience member. It’s not just a matter of projects that are offered to me; I also seek them out when I can ... and when I’m not making movies about such people, I’m reading about them. Those are the people who inspire me.”

Brenda Blethyn (left) and Hilary Swank star in “Mary and Martha,” premiering Saturday on HBO.

ACROSS

1. Actor on “Person of Interest” (2)

10. __ Office; place for Obama’s desk

11. Don Draper and Darrin Stephens

12. “__ Kelly”; 2003 Heath Ledger film

13. 2011 animated movie about a macaw

14. File drawer, perhaps

16. Role on “NCIS: Los Angeles” (2)

18. Half a Hawaiian dress?

20. Mia, for one

21. 2010 Angelina Jolie film

22. Cartoon dog

23. “__ of Practice”

2. “To All the Girls __ Loved Before”; Willie Nelson/Julio Iglesias hit

3. “__ About You”

4. Initials for Ms. Lahti

5. Colorado ski resort

6. “American __”

7. Dorothy’s aunt

8. Mostel and others

9. Catches in a trap

13. Prefix for view or heat

15. Role on “The Mentalist”

16. Kook

17. Without

18. Tierney’s namesakes

19. “The __ Gift”; 2006 James Garner movie

21. 1977-81 series for Katherine Helmond

24. “Can’t __ Me Love”; song for the Beatles

26. “What I Like __ You”

29. “Unhappily __ After”

30. Mediocre (hyph.)

31. Mr. Welk’s initials

34. Denver or Hope

35. Diminish

36. Refusals

38. The Granite State: abbr.

39. “__, Mom!”; 1970 Robert De Niro movie

24. “I’ve Got a Secret” panelist Myerson

25. Opera solo

27. Neighbor of Mex.

28. Role on “The Office” (2)

32. Paulo or Tome

33. “The __”; 2012 Channing Tatum film

34. Role on “The Waltons”

37. Melodies 39. Red Skelton’s Freddie the Freeloader, for one 40. Role on “NCIS” (2)

1. Stewart, for one

PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

ACTION SPORTS

Sunday

1:10 p.m. (WGN-A) San Francisco Giants at Chicago Cubs. (Live)

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) 10th Inning

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baltimore Orioles at New York Yankees.

(Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baltimore Orioles at New York Yankees.

(Same-day Tape)

2:00 a.m. (MSC) New York Mets at Minnesota Twins.

Monday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) New York Mets at Minnesota Twins.

12:30 p.m. (MSC) New York Mets at Minnesota Twins.

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

AUTO RACING

a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now Thursday 12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now Saturday 7:00 a.m. (MSC) 3 Wide Life 8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV 9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks!

9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar

12:00 p.m. _ Lucas Oil Off Road Racing (Taped)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Dollar General FourWide Nationals, Qualifying. (Same-day Tape)

BASEBALL

Sunday

11:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

12:00 p.m. ) MLB Player Poll

12:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live

(Live)

(TBS) Tampa Bay Rays at Boston Red Sox. (Live)

1:00 p.m. (MSC) New York Mets at Minnesota Twins. (Live)

(WGN-A) Lead-Off Man

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Minnesota Twins. (Live)

(WGN-A) Texas Rangers at Chicago Cubs. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

(MSC) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Minnesota Twins.

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA.

Thursday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Minnesota Twins.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Minnesota Twins.

2:00 p.m. ) / Regional Coverage. (Live)

3:30 p.m. (MSC) Baylor at Texas Christian. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) LSU at Alabama. (Live)

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

BASKETBALL

Sunday

9:30 a.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones

11:30 a.m. % NBA Countdown (Live)

12:00 p.m. % Chicago Bulls at Miami Heat. (Live)

2:30 a.m. (ESPN) Chicago Bulls at Miami Heat. (Sameday Tape)

Wednesday

6:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live)

7:00 p.m. = Minnesota Timberwolves at San Antonio Spurs. (Live) (ESPN) Utah Jazz at Memphis Grizzlies. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive

9:30 p.m. (ESPN) Houston Rockets at Los Angeles Lakers. (Live)

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Utah Jazz at Memphis Grizzlies. (Sameday Tape)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Houston Rockets at Los Angeles Lakers.

Thursday

7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NBA Face to Face With Hannah Storm

Friday

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones

2:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

4:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

CHEERLEADING

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Minnesota Twins. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Minnesota Twins.

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.

Tuesday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Minnesota Twins.

12:30 p.m. (MSC) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Minnesota Twins.

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) MLB 2013: Baseball is Back (MSC) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Minnesota Twins. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Minnesota Twins.

Wednesday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Minnesota Twins.

12:30 p.m. (MSC) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Minnesota Twins.

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox. (Live)

p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox.

3:30 a.m. (ESPN2) MLB 2013: Baseball is Back Saturday 12:00 p.m. ) MLB Player Poll

p.m. (MSC) Rice

5:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Face to Face With Hannah Storm

Saturday

8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

1:00 p.m. _ 75 Years of NCAA March Madness

2:00 p.m. % Playoffs: Teams TBA. (Live)

4:30 p.m. (ESPN) First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Basketball Nike Hoop Summit. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (ESPN) First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) First Round: Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) First Round: Teams TBA.

3:30 a.m. (ESPN2) First Round: Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)

5:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

BOWLING

Sunday

1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Women’s Championship. (Taped)

BOXING

Sunday

7:30 a.m. (HBO) Nonito

Donaire vs. Guillermo Rigondeaux.

1:30 p.m. (SHOW) All Access

3:30 p.m. (SHOW) All Access

Monday

5:50 p.m. (SHOW) All Access

11:00 p.m. (HBO) Nonito

Donaire vs. Guillermo Rigondeaux.

FOOTBALL

PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

Thursday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College

Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)

4:30 p.m. (MSC) The Panel

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

2:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College

Football Live

4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

Friday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College

Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL32

Saturday

12:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College

Football All-Star Challenge

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Spring Football (Live)

GOLF

Sunday

8:30 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Masters (Live)

12:00 p.m. _ Jim Nantz Remembers Augusta: Ben Crenshaw at the Masters

1:00 p.m. _ 2013 Masters Tournament Final Round. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From the Masters (Live)

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From the Masters 10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From the Masters 12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Masters 2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Masters

4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Masters

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Masters

Monday

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix 9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty 10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central 12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Performance Institute

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Tuesday

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Greatest Rounds

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Greatest Rounds

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Wednesday 12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros

12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Tshwane Open Highlights

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Greater Gwinnett Championship, First Round. (Live)

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) RBC Heritage, Second Round. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) LOTTE Championship, Third Round.

8:30 p.m. (GOLF) RBC Heritage, Second Round.

(GOLF) Golf Central

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at San Jose Sharks. 12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at San Jose Sharks.

MARTIAL ARTS

Sunday 4:00 p.m. ) / UFC’s Road to the Octagon (Live) 9:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Unleashed Tuesday

5:30 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider

Wednesday

3:30 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider

6:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider

10:30 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider

Thursday

4:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider Saturday

SKATING

Sunday

3:00 p.m. + Skating & Gymnastics

Sunday

11:55 a.m. (ESPN2) Fútbol

Mexicano Primera División Puebla FC vs Jaguares de Chiapas. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show

Monday

Broad Street Bullies

4:00 p.m. (FX) UFC: Henderson vs. Melendez - Prelims (Live)

7:00 p.m. ) / UFC: Henderson vs. Melendez (Live)

2:00 a.m. (MSC) UFC

4:00 a.m. (MSC) UFC Unleashed

MOTORCYCLE RACING

Sunday

11:00 a.m. _ AMA Supercross World Championship. (Taped)

OUTDOORS

Sunday

2:30 p.m. (MSC) English Premier League Soccer Teams TBA. (Taped)

Tuesday

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show

Wednesday

1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer West Ham United FC vs Manchester United FC. (Live)

10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Friendly: Mexico vs. Peru. (Live)

Friday

p.m. (GOLF) Inside the

p.m. (GOLF) LOTTE

First Round.

Inside the

a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Open de Espana, First Round. (Live) 12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Top 10

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) RBC Heritage, First Round. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) LOTTE

Championship, Second Round. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (GOLF) RBC Heritage, First Round.

11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) What’s in the Bag?

4:30 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Friday

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Open de Espana, Second Round. (Live)

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Saturday

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Open de Espana, Third Round. (Sameday Tape)

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) RBC Heritage, Third Round. (Live)

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. _ RBC Heritage, Third Round. (Live) (GOLF) Champions: Greater Gwinnett Championship, Second Round. (Live)

Monday

Tuesday

7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Bassmasters

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Backroads With Ron and Raven 9:00 a.m. (MSC) Jason Mitchell

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show

6:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine

7:25 p.m. (ESPN2) Fútbol Mexicano Primera División Jaguares de Chiapas vs Club León. (Live)

Saturday

8:55 a.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Fulham FC vs Arsenal FC. (Live)

SOFTBALL

Thursday

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) UCLA at Arizona. (Live)

p.m. (MSC) Destination Polaris

1:00 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads

1:30 a.m. (MSC) Destination Polaris Friday

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Waters and Woods

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors

2:00 p.m. (MSC) Back Roads

2:30 p.m. (MSC) Destination Polaris Saturday

8:00 a.m. (MSC)

TENNIS

Sunday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Champions Series: Tampa.

WINTER SPORTS

Sunday

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7

5:30 a.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7

Thursday

8:00 a.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7

WRESTLING

Saturday

10:30 a.m. 7 WWE Saturday Morning Slam

CABLE CHANNELS

(CC)

The Killing (S) (CC) (:06) ›› “Hackers” (1995, Suspense) Jonny Lee Miller. Teen computer freaks vs. embezzler. (CC) (:33) ›› “Hannibal” (2001) Anthony Hopkins. A disfigured victim of cannibalistic Dr. Lecter seeks revenge. (CC) ››› “True Lies” (1994, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis, Tom Arnold. (CC) (AP) WeirdWeirdUntamed-UncutTo Be Announced To Be Announced

(AMC) Mad Men A last minute visitor. Mad Men “The Doorway” Don spearheads a new campaign. (CC)

(BRAVO) Tabatha Tk-OvrReal HousewivesHousewives/Atl.The Kandi FactoryHousewives/Atl.Medicine Medicine Medicine

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Fútbol Mexicano Primera División Puebla FC vs Jaguares de Chiapas. (N)

Cheerleading From Orlando, Fla. Cheerleading From Orlando, Fla. Cheerleading From Orlando, Fla. QB Camp QB Camp (EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily MassLitanyBkmrkVaticanoSaintsApo.RosaryDaily MassLitanyIn ConcertChurchMercyRosaryCatholic.Holy Wd.FaithRuptureDevoCrossing (FAM) ›› “Legally Blonde” (2001, Comedy) ››› “Big” (1988) Tom Hanks. ›› “Cheaper by the Dozen 2” (2005) ›› “The Pacifier” (2005) Vin Diesel.

OutOutdoorGameCourtStuntPolarisWildTwins MLB Baseball New York Mets at Minnesota Twins. (N) (Live) Twins SpotlightTennis (FX) SmarterSmarter ›› “Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem” ›› “Predators” (2010) Adrien Brody. ›› “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” (2009, Action) ›› “X-Men: The Last Stand” (2006, Action) ›› “Pineapple Express” (2008) (GOLF)

(HGTV) KitchenKitchenKitchenKitchenKitchenKitchenKitchenKitchenProperty BrothersLove It or List ItExtreme HomesExtreme HomesExtreme HomesExtreme HomesExtreme HomesHuntersHunt Intl (HIST) Ancient AliensAncient Aliens “The Mission” (CC) Ancient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient Aliens (LIFE) In Touch PaidJereOsteenPaidPreachers’To Be AnnouncedMovie Movie Movie (NBCSN) FisherOutdoorB. DanceParkerAlaskaSportFishingFishingFLW OutdoorsB. DanceFishingFormula One Racing UBS Chinese Grand Prix. F1 ExtraF1 36Heads-Up PokerHeads-Up PokerBoxing (NICK) ParentsParentsRangersSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.TurtlesMonParentsParentsWinxSponge.Odd ParentsOdd ParentsOdd ParentsOdd ParentsParentsParents (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidXtremeHorse.Trucks!MuscleBar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) (SYFY) DefrostPaidDefrostCook TotalDefiance ›› “Outlander” (2008) James Caviezel. (CC) › “Red Planet” (2000) Val Kilmer. ››› “Casino Royale” (2006, Action) Daniel Craig. (CC) “V for Vendetta” (TBN) PurvisThe PhillipsTouchFranklinJereRhemaWinningMiracleRedeemLoveIn TouchPowerWrittenConleyChangeKing IsFranklinJ. HageeMarriagePrinceG. JakesJ. Meyer (TBS) Home Improve. Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Cougar Town Cougar Town Men at Work ›› “Shallow Hal” (2001, Romance-Comedy) Gwyneth Paltrow, Jack Black. (CC)

MLB Baseball Tampa Bay Rays at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston. (N) (Live) (CC) King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ›› “Due Date” (2010) (CC) (DVS) (TCM) (5:00) ››› “High Sierra” (CC)

›››› “The Lady Vanishes” (1938, Mystery) Margaret Lockwood. (CC)

›› “My Sister Eileen” (1955) Janet Leigh, Jack Lemmon. (CC) ››› “Carefree” (1938) Fred Astaire. (CC) ››› “To Sir, With Love” (1967) Sidney Poitier, Judy Geeson. (CC) ›››› “The Snake Pit” (1948) Olivia de Havilland, Mark Stevens. (CC) ››› “Splendor in the Grass” (1961) Natalie Wood. (TLC) Dr. Fred PricePaidPaidSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesExtreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Forensic ›› “The Last Castle” (2001) Robert Redford. ›› “S.W.A.T.” (2003) Samuel L. Jackson. (CC) ›› “Shooter” (2007) (TOON) DragonsJohnnyBeyPokéBen 10NinjaGoLanternJusticeJerryJerry ›› “Aloha, Scooby-Doo”“Scooby Doo-Phantosaur”RegularRegularIncredAdvenAdvenAdven“Hoodwinked!” (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumOff Limits (CC) Mysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsFlorida BeachesExtreme PoolsHouseboatsSI Swimsuit 2013Extreme Yachts (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidBait CarBait CarVegas Vegas Over Over World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...UploadUploadStorageStorageStorageStorage (TVLAND) (:12) The Cosby Show (S) (CC) Cosby Show Cosby Show Forever Young Forever Young Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls (USA) Cook Safe JeremiahPastor Chris Joel Osteen The Moment (CC) Psych The gang attends a wedding.

›› “How Do You Know” (2010) Reese Witherspoon. A woman gets caught in a love triangle. (:35) ›› “Couples Retreat” (2009, Comedy) Vince Vaughn, Jason Bateman, Jon Favreau. (CC)

››› “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” (2005) Steve Carell, Catherine Keener, Paul Rudd. (CC) “Back-up Plan” (WGN-A) PaidFactsDavidBeyondPaidPaidPaidPaid“In the Heat of the Night: Justice”Funny Videos(:10) MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at Chicago Cubs. 10th Inn.Funny VideosBloopers

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(HBO) (5:45) ›› “Johnny English Reborn” (2011) (S) ‘PG’ (CC) Boxing Safe House ››› “Dolphin Tale” (2011, Drama) Harry Connick Jr. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

›› “Elektra” (2005) Jennifer Garner. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:45) ›› “We Bought a Zoo” (2011, ComedyDrama) Matt Damon. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

“Fall to Grace” (:45) ›› “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” (MAX) ››› “The Rocketeer” (1991, Fantasy) Bill Campbell. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

(7:50) › “Chernobyl Diaries” (2012) (:15) ›› “Fast Five” (2011) Vin Diesel. Dom Toretto and company ramp up the action in Brazil.

››› “The Birdcage” (1996, Comedy) Robin Williams. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close” (2011) Tom Hanks. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Paycheck” (2003, Science Fiction) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) ›› “The Ninth Gate” (1999, Suspense) Johnny Depp, Frank Langella, Lena Olin.

(:45) › “The Sitter” (2011) Jonah Hill. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “Rambo: First Blood Part II” (SHOW) (5:30) › “Jack” (1996) Robin Williams. (S) ‘PG-13’ › “Bio-Dome” (1996) Pauly Shore. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

MonstersRiver Monsters (S) Rat Busters NYCOranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Medicine Housewives/Atl.HappensHousewives/Atl.Medicine

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(GOLF) Live

Hockey: Red Wings at Predators NHL LiveMLS Soccer: Earthquakes at Timbers Formula One Racing UBS Chinese Grand Prix. PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidThe ’Lights (N) (NICK) Odd ParentsSee DadSee Dad ››› “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants”FriendsFriendsFriendsFriends(:45) See Dad RunGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearFull H’seFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (N) (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) (5:00) ››› “V for Vendetta” (2006) ››› “The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers” (2002) Elijah Wood. Premiere. Defiance ›› “Outlander” (2008) James Caviezel. (CC) DefianceParanormalZonePaidPaid (TBN) Lead BlessedOsteenKerryBelieverCrefloDavid He slays Goliath, reigns in Israel for 40 years. BibleThe WellBehindThe Indestructible Book HeritageIsrael: TimeWorshipWom (TBS) (5:00) ›› “Due Date” (2010)

››› “The Hangover” (2009) Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms. (CC) (DVS)

(:15) ›› “Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby” (2006, Comedy) Will Ferrell. (CC) (DVS)

›› “Eurotrip” (2004) Scott Mechlowicz, Michelle Trachtenberg. (CC) ›› “Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby” (2006) Will Ferrell. MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:30) “Splendor in the Grass” (1961)

›››› “The Treasure of the Sierra Madre” (1948) Humphrey Bogart. (:15) ›››› “Dodsworth” (1936) Walter Huston, Ruth Chatterton. (CC)

››› “Mare Nostrum” (1926, War) Antonio Moreno, Alice Terry. “Kurotokage” (1962, Mystery) Machiko Kyô, Minoru Oki, Junko Kano. Premiere.

›› “The Accursed” (1958, Suspense) Donald Wolfit, Robert Bray. Premiere. ›› “Ladies They Talk About” (1933) (TLC) Welcome to Myrtle Gypsy WeddingGypsy WeddingWelcome to Myrtle Gypsy WeddingWelcome to Myrtle Gypsy WeddingWelcome to Myrtle PaidPaidCook PaidPaidPaid19 Kids19 Kids (TNT) (4:30) “Shooter” ››› “Gladiator” (2000) Russell Crowe. (CC) (DVS) Southland (CC) Boston’s Finest ››› “Gladiator” (2000) Russell Crowe. (CC) (DVS) Law & Order (S) Angel (S) (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) “Hoodwinked!”IncredLooneyOblongsKing/HillKing/HillCleveFam GuyFam GuyLoiterMetalChina, ILCleveFam GuyFam GuyLoiterMetalChina, ILOblongsKing/HillKing/HillLooneyHero: (TRAV) MegaYachts (CC) Trip FlipTrip FlipSturgis: Biker MadSturgis: Metal Radical RidesSturgis: Biker MadSturgis: Metal Radical RidesTrip FlipTrip FlipPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) StorageStorageStorageStorageStorageStorageStorageStorageWorld’s Dumbest...StorageStorageStorageStorageStorageStorageWorld’s Dumbest...PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(TVLAND) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Forever Young Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens (:12) The King of Queens (S) (CC) King of Queens King of Queens ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Curb Enthusiasm (:43) Curb Your Enthusiasm (S) (CC) Curb Enthusiasm Paid Program Paid Program (USA) (5:30) › “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez, Alex O’Loughlin. (CC)

› “Little Fockers” (2010, Comedy) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller. (CC) (DVS)

› “The Back-up Plan” (2010, Romance-Comedy) Jennifer Lopez, Alex O’Loughlin. (CC) (:25) ›› “How Do You Know” (2010, RomanceComedy) Reese Witherspoon, Owen Wilson. (CC)

Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC)

››› “The 40-YearOld Virgin” (WGN-A) BloopersMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherNewsReplayVampire DiariesRulesRulesScrubsScrubsSunnySunnyDeathDeathDharmaDharmaDharmaDharmaPaidJ. Meyer

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(HBO) “Anchorman” ›› “The Campaign” (2012) Will Ferrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Game of Thrones (N) (S) (CC) Veep (S) (CC) VICE (S) (CC) Game of Thrones (S) (CC)

Veep (S) (CC) ››› “Prometheus” (2012, Science Fiction) Noomi Rapace. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:40) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (:40) ››› “Beginners” (2010, Drama) Ewan McGregor. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Broad Street Bullies (S) (CC) “Shark Tale” (S) (MAX) “Rambo Part II” (:45) ››› “Love Actually” (2003) Hugh Grant. Various people deal with relationships in London.

›› “Horrible Bosses” (2011, Comedy) Jason Bateman. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) The Jump Off The Jump Off The Jump Off (:20) The Erotic Traveler Feature 3: Naked Pearls (CC) Co-Ed Confid.

›› “The Hard Way” (1991, ComedyDrama) Michael J. Fox. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:20) › “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” (1998) (S) ‘R’ (SHOW) (5:30) ››› “The Help” (2011, Drama)

Viola Davis. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Nurse Jackie Nurse Jackie The Borgias “The Face of Death” (S) The Borgias “The Face of Death” (S) Nurse Jackie The Borgias “The Face of Death” (S) Shameless “Survival of the Fittest” House of Lies (S) Californication Inside Comedy Ian Bagg: Getting to F... Know You

› “The Samaritan” (2012) Samuel L. Jackson. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Die Another Day” (2002, Action) Pierce Brosnan, Halle Berry. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(12:50) ›› “Wild Target” (2010) Bill Nighy. (S) ‘PG-13’ “The War Boys” (2009) Peter Gallagher. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:05) ››› “Monsters” (2010) Scoot McNairy. (S) ‘R’ “Shadow”

› “The Darkest Hour” (2011) Emile Hirsch. ‘PG-13’ “Family Band” (TMC) “Apollo 18” (CC) ››› “Traffic” (2000, Crime Drama) Michael Douglas, Don Cheadle, Benicio Del Toro. (S) ‘R’

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› “Georgia Rule” (2007) Jane Fonda. ›› “She’s Out of My League” (2010)

F ScrubsScrubs › “A Night at the Roxbury” (1998) (12:52) ›› “The Dukes of Hazzard”FturamaFturamaFturamaSunnySouth PkTosh.0 (DISC) PaidRobisonJ. MeyerPaidAlmost, AwayVaried ProgramsFatal EncountersAlmost, AwayAuctionAuctionMythBustersVaried Programs (DISN) LittleChugMickeyPiratesMickeyMickeyDoc PiratesMickeyOctoLittleLittleVariedGaspard PhineasVaried Programs Shake ItVaried Programs Good Jessie (E!)

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F X Games Foz do Iguacu. (N) (CC)

M (5:00) Mike and Mike in the Morning First Take First Take NumbersLe BaFootballLe BaSportsNationNFL32 AroundPardon

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George Motz explores ‘Burger Land’

The more common phrase may be “American as apple pie,” but the hamburger elicits much the same swell of patriotic pride in the heart of American diners.

Coincidentally, Pie ‘n Burger in Pasadena, Calif., offers those two items on its menu – with a few more things – and it’s featured in the premiere episode of the Travel Channel series “Burger Land” on Monday, April 15.

George Motz – who gained burger fame with his 2005 documentary “Hamburger America” – names the double cheeseburger and the butterscotch pie as his favorites at the diner, which opened in 1963.

From the Los Angeles area, the show heads to Miami and then off across America. Fans are going to see a lot of different ways to make a burger, but one thing’s for sure: The patties won’t be made of turkey, salmon, tuna or vegetables.

“Anything that’s shaped and formed into what looks like a beef patty,” Motz says, “to me, is disingenuous. You’re fooling yourself. I’d rather go eat a head of lettuce than eat a burger made of a fake soy patty.

“A hamburger can be described as chopped meat” – Motz prefers ground chuck steak, with 20 percent fat, and American cheese if it’s a cheeseburger – “that is cooked somehow and served on bread. That’s a hamburger.”

While some fast-food joints and restaurants tout their flame-broiled burgers, that isn’t Motz’s preferred cooking method.

“One of the hardest things to do,” he says, “and everybody thinks it’s the easiest way to cook a burger, is to take it outside and cook it on a grill. That is the most difficult and probably the most unrewarding.

“The easiest way to make a burger is on a flattop grill or a skillet. You can’t go wrong if you cook them on a flattop on the stove. One of the best ways is to put a cast-iron

BY KATE O’HARE

Motz has his own burger specialty, the “Smashed Motz Burger.” It involves 80/20 ground chuck (cooked in a castiron skillet), squishy white buns (massmarket ones from the grocery store are just fine), and very thin-sliced Vidalia onions. You can saute the onions to put on top of the burger, or you can smash raw, thin-sliced onion into the meat patty at the beginning of the process.

skillet on your outdoor flame and cook it that way. You have complete control. It’s all about temperature control.

“I just default to my favorite, which is the smashed patty on a flattop.”

Additional locations for where Motz seeks slices of burger heaven include Connecticut (where burgers can be steamed), Illinois, Louisiana, Mississippi, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York (where, Motz says, any sort of burger can be found), North Carolina (where coleslaw and chili may come piled on top), Texas and Wisconsin.

“In terms of the popularity of the hamburger,” Motz says, “it’s without a doubt the last American food invention of the last 100 years.”

“Pramface,” www.hulu.com/ pramface

Season 2 of the U.K. series launches on Hulu on May 6, so here’s your chance to get caught up on the comedy series that follows two teenagers who wind up expectant parents after one too many drinks at a party. The parents-to-be deal with growing up fast, coping with the extended families and figuring out what to do when the nine months are up. With Scarlett Alice Johnson, Sean Michael Verey and Anna Chancellor.

“Bad Days,” youtu.be/amH3CR8toIM

From Junaid Chundrigar, creator of the viral sensation “Disassembled,” comes Season 2 of the animated series that shows superheroes and villains on their worst days. In the opener — which features a cameo by Marvel Comics guru Stan Lee — Deadpool goes after treasure with the help of hapless buddy Hydra Bob. But a troublesome monkey and a lot of misfortunes lie in their path.

“The American Bible Challenge — Bible Study,” gsntv. com/shows/the-americanbible-challenge/bible-study/

Before the blockbuster “The Bible” on History, there was this competition show on Game Show Network, which features host Jeff Foxworthy quizzing contestants on their knowledge of scripture. Now, in conjunction with the American Bible Society, GSN is offering a 10-week course on the Bible with author and TV producer Phil Cooke.

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(TVLAND) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Forever Young Forever Young ’70s Show ’70s Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Home Improve. Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) House “Adverse Events” (S) (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Psych The gang attends a wedding. (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at NineVampire DiariesRulesRules30 RockScrubs30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

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(HBO) (5:45) ›› “Mr. Popper’s Penguins” (2011) Jim Carrey.

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REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (N) Game of Thrones (S) (CC)

VICE (S) (CC) Veep (S) (CC) ››› “Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy” (2011) Gary Oldman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) (:10) ›› “The Campaign” (2012) Will Ferrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Tinker Tailor Conchords “American”

››› “Chronicle” (2012) Dane DeHaan. ‘PG-13’ (CC) The Jump Off Co-Ed Confidential 4Play Feature 3: Undercover Work Femme Fatales (:15) ››› “Nixon” (1995, Biography) Anthony Hopkins, Joan Allen. Oliver Stone’s portrait of America’s 37th president. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (Off Air) (SHOW) “Mighty Joe” All Access ›› “The Iron Lady” (2011) Meryl Streep. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) ››› “My Week With Marilyn” (2011) Michelle Williams. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(MAX) (5:40) ›› “The Three Stooges” (S) (:15) ›› “Rambo III” (1988, Action) Sylvester Stallone. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Nurse Jackie The Borgias “The Face of Death” (S) Inside Comedy ›› “Beloved” (1998) Oprah Winfrey. Premiere. A former slave is visited by a strange young woman in 1873. ‘R’ ›› “Mighty Joe Young” (1998, Adventure) Charlize Theron. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) “Sleepover” (TMC) (5:20) “Dawn Rider” (2012) (S) ‘R’

››› “The Woman in Black” (2012) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:35) › “I Melt With You” (2011, Suspense) Thomas Jane. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “I’m Still Here” (2010, Documentary) Joaquin Phoenix. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Stripped” (2002, Adult) Devon. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

›› “Another Day in Paradise” (1999) James Woods. (:45) “Memory” (2007, Suspense) Dennis Hopper, Billy Zane. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Paradise”

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Golf Central Golf Central (HGTV) CousinsCousinsCousins on CallProperty BrothersHuntersHunt IntlProperty BrothersProperty BrothersHuntersHunt IntlProperty BrothersCousins on CallPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDig In (HIST) PawnPawnAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient Aliens(:02) Vikings (CC) Ancient AliensAncient AliensAncient Aliens(:03) Vikings (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) “Two Can Play”“Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail”“How Stella Got Her Groove Back”“Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail”“How Stella Got Her Groove Back”PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NBCSN) NHL LiveNHL Hockey Buffalo Sabres at Boston Bruins. NHL LiveCrosPro TalkNHLThe Moment (N) Heads-Up PokerHeads-Up PokerPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidFisher.The ’Lights (N) (NICK) Sponge.DrakeFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seNannyNannyFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) “Super Troopers”“Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” ›› “Super Troopers” (2001) (S) (CC) Ur. TarUr. TarUr. TarUr. TarUr. TarUr. TarUr. TarRepoKnife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) (CC) PaidPaid (SYFY) Haunted CollectorGhost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (N) ParanormalGhost Hunters (S) ParanormalDefiance “Pilot” “Stargate: The Ark of Truth” (2008) PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) Billy GrahamBehindTurningPrinceEnd“Jeremiah” (1998) Patrick Dempsey. GoodDupl’tisEasterCrefloBehindPraise the Lord (CC) MeyerHead-OnWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) The Office (CC)

›› “Nothing to Lose” (1997) Martin Lawrence, Tim Robbins. (CC) Better Worse MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) “The Philadelphia Story”

››› “That Hamilton Woman” (1941) Vivien Leigh, Laurence Olivier. (CC) (:15) ›› “Perfect Understanding” (1933) Premiere. (:45) ›››› “Rebecca” (1940, Suspense) Laurence Olivier, Joan Fontaine, Judith Anderson. (CC)

››› “Pride and Prejudice” (1940) Greer Garson. (CC) (DVS)

››› “Wuthering Heights” (1939) Merle Oberon. (CC) (:45) ››› “The Divorce of Lady X” (1938, Comedy) (TLC) ObsesObsesHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedObsesObsesHoard-BuriedObsesObsesHoard-BuriedObsesObsesPopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid19 Kids and Count (TNT) (5:30) ››› “Training Day” (2001)

Boston’s FinestSouthland (CC) Boston’s FinestSouthland (CC) Cold Case (CC) Perception “Pilot” The Closer (CC) Las Vegas (CC) Angel (S) (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) RegularNinjaGoDragonsIncredKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSealabSquidKing/HillKing/HillLooneyHero:

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(HBO) “Anchorman” ››› “Crazy, Stupid, Love.” (2011) Steve Carell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Veep (S) (CC) Game of Thrones (S) (CC)

Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

Louis C.K.: Oh My God (S) (CC)

Cathouse “House of the Rising Sun” (2011) Dave Bautista. ‘R’ (CC)

› “Answers to Nothing” (2011, Drama) Dane Cook. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) “Scorcher” (2002) Mark Dacascos. (S) ‘R’ (CC) God-Bigger (MAX) (5:35) ›› “Spawn” (1997) (S)

(:15) ›› “Two Weeks Notice” (2002) Sandra Bullock. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “American Reunion” (2012, Comedy) Jason Biggs. (S) ‘R’ (CC) The Jump Off Sex Games Cancun Feature 2 (S) (CC)

››› “Shaun of the Dead” (2004) Simon Pegg. ‘R’ (CC) Co-Ed Confid.

(:10) ››› “The Mother” (2003, ComedyDrama) Anne Reid. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“The Last of the Blonde” (SHOW) “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn” (6:50) All Access (:20) ›› “Faster” (2010) Dwayne Johnson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) All Access (N) The Borgias “The Face of Death” (S) All Access SuicideGirls: UK Holiday (S) (CC)

››› “Serenity” (2005, Science Fiction) Nathan Fillion. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Slap Shot” (1977, Comedy-Drama) Paul Newman. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “Perfect Sense” (2011) Ewan McGregor. ‘R’

› “Sleepstalker” (1995) Jay Underwood. (S) ‘R’ (:45) “Budz House” (2012) Wesley Jonathan. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) “The Job” (2003) Daryl Hannah. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) “I Will Follow” (2010) Salli Richardson-Whitfield. (S) “Shadow Island Mysteries”

(:15) ›› “Late Bloomers” (2011) William Hurt. ‘NR’ (CC) “Charlotte” (TMC) (5:20) ›› “Chatroom” (2010) ‘R’ “All Good Things” (2010, Mystery) Ryan Gosling. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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(5:30) LPGA Tour Golf LOTTE Championship, Second Round.

TalkNHLWorld Series of Fighting 2 The GridF1 36PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidWildLiThe ’Lights (N) (NICK) Sponge.DrakeSee DadSee DadFull H’seFull H’seNannyNannyFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) TenantsTenantsiMPACT Wrestling (N) (S) (CC) ››› “Damage” (2009, Action) Steve Austin. (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) ››› “The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers” (2002, Fantasy) Elijah Wood. ›› “Quantum of Solace” (2008) Daniel Craig. Defiance “Pilot” “Eyeborgs” (2009) Adrian Paul, Megan Blake. PaidPaid (TBN) GoodPottersBehindOsteenPrinceHillsongPraise the Lord (CC) Holy Turning Point (S) CrefloBehindPraise the Lord (CC) BibleR. LuceWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangMen at Work (N) Big BangConan (N) (CC) Men at Work Conan (CC) The Office (CC)

›› “Man of the Year” (2006, Comedy) Robin Williams, Laura Linney, Christopher Walken. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:30) “Murder at the Gallop” (1963)

››› “Carousel” (1956, Musical) Gordon MacRae, Shirley Jones. Premiere. (:15) ››› “Here Comes Mr. Jordan” (1941) Robert Montgomery. (CC)

››› “A Matter of Life and Death” (1946) David Niven, Kim Hunter. (CC)

›› “Cabin in the Sky” (1943, Musical) Ethel Waters, Lena Horne. (CC)

››› “The Horn Blows at Midnight” (1945) Jack Benny. Now Playing ›› “Reefer Madness” (1936) (TLC) TattoosTattoosCasinoCasinoTattoosTattoosNY Ink (N) (CC)

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(:02) ››› “The Lookout” (2007) Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jeff Daniels. (CC)

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“Which Way Is the Front Line”

(:15) ›› “The Change-Up” (2011, Comedy) Ryan Reynolds. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) “Fall to Grace” (2013) ‘NR’ (MAX) (5:35) “Rambo: First Blood Part II” (:15) ››› “The Terminator” (1984) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Dark Shadows” (2012, Comedy) Johnny Depp. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Life on Top Feature 7: Back on Top A compilation of episodes. (S) (CC)

(12:50) ›› “Margaret” (2011) Anna Paquin. A teen feels responsible for a fatal traffic accident.

(:20) ››› “2010” (1984, Science Fiction) Roy Scheider. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) “LoveCholera” (SHOW) (5:00) ›› “Red” (2010) Bruce Willis. ›› “Man on a Ledge” (2012) Sam Worthington. (CC) (:42) All Access 30 Days in MayGigolos (CC) The Borgias “The Face of Death” (S) Gigolos (CC) All Access 30 Days in May“Hick” (2011, Drama) Chloe Grace Moretz. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Ian Bagg: Getting to F... Know You (:10) ›› “Swinging With the Finkels” (2010) ‘NR’ (CC) “Paper Man” ‘R’ (TMC) (5:30) › “Wreckage” (2010) (S) ‘R’

››› “War Horse” (2011) Emily Watson. A horse sees joy and sorrow during World War I. › “The Samaritan” (2012) Samuel L. Jackson. ‘R’ (CC) (:05) › “Candyman 3: Day of the Dead” (1999) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Dead Man” (1995, Western) Johnny Depp. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:45) “Before I Self Destruct” (2009) 50 Cent. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “The Stone Angel” (2007, Drama) Ellen Burstyn. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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The Borgias “The Face of Death” (S) Nurse Jackie ››› “Spring Forward” (1999, Drama) Ned Beatty. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:20) ›› “Land of the Dead” (2005) Simon Baker. “Devil’s Playground” (2010) Danny Dyer. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Drive Angry” (2011, Action) Nicolas Cage. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Across the Line: The Exodus of Charlie Wright” (2010)

›› “Swinging With the Finkels” (TMC) “Casino Jack” › “Apollo 18” (2011) Lloyd Owen. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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