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The epic nature of “Game of Thrones,” a 10-part HBO series premiering Sunday, April 17, announces itself from the very beginning, as the camera dives and soars like a tipsy falcon over a living map of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros. It’s a realm that encompasses both the balmy southland of King’s Landing, whence King Robert Baratheon (Mark Addy) rules from the Iron Throne, and the frozen northland where the king’s warden and lifelong best friend, Lord Eddard “Ned” Stark (Sean Bean), maintains order from his home at Winterfell.
Several years before the series begins, Ned helped Robert, a fellow soldier, overthrow Aerys Targaryen, an insane monarch who was terrorizing and murdering his own people. In the aftermath of that rebellion, the two planned to rule the Seven Kingdoms together, but their subjects needed a single monarch, so Ned and his family happily returned to the northland, where an ancestor of yore had erected the Wall, a massive structure designed to protect Westeros from the darkness to the far north.
Based on George R.R. Martin’s best-selling fantasy series “A Song of Ice and Fire,” “Game of Thrones” opens as Robert comes to Winterfell to entreat his old friend to come south to King’s Landing, which has deteriorated into a place of corruption and violence.There are rumblings that descendants (Harry Lloyd, Emilia Clarke) of the mad king are planning a rebellion of their own, but Robert’s biggest problem lies closer to home. At the urging of an adviser, he has married Cersei Lannister (Lena Headey), a ruthless beauty whose lust for power makes Lady Macbeth look like Betty White.
“What Robert didn’t realize is that he was marrying into possibly the most power-hungry family imaginable, including his wife and her brother, Jaime (Nikolaj Coster Waldau), who was known as the Kingslayer, because he killed the former king,” explains Addy, best known to American audiences from his role in the long-running CBS sitcom “Still Standing.” “He realizes too late that he has placed himself in a position where he is surrounded by enemies, and there is really only one man he can trust — Ned — because his advisers all have their own agenda as well. But by making Ned the Hand of the King, he is drawing Ned into the same dangers that he is in. It’s a real
quandary for Robert, but he really doesn’t have a choice.”
Bean, an action movie regular who played the flawed hero Boromir in Peter Jackson’s “Lord of the Rings:The Fellowship of the Ring,” freely admits that he never had heard of Martin’s fantasy series before one of the producers on this project started talking to him about playing Ned, but he became hooked as soon as he started reading.
“The characters were just very rich and multilayered,” the actor explains.“They’re there for a reason, not just for padding. I particularly enjoyed the relationship between Ned and King Robert because they’re old friends.
“It made things even more enjoyable that Mark and I have known each other for a long time in real life. ...We were at drama school together, and I know some of Mark’s mannerisms and his laughter and stuff like this. I know his mind, so I can play off that.We have good chemistry, and it made the relationship feel more natural and
spontaneous. Mark and I are actually from the same county in England, Yorkshire, so that might have a little to do with it, too.We understood each other’s nuances and humor.”
Both actors give the HBO creative team high marks for the rich detail of the production. “They’ve just done a terrific job, all of them, taking elements that look familiar and make you think, ‘Oh, that looks medieval,’ and then you’ll see a vaguely samurai kind of look,” says Addy, a newcomer to the action fantasy genre.“They’re familiar, yet not specific, so you build up a world, or even a series of worlds, which are fully believable.You arrive on that set, and it’s a world you can believe in. You can become these characters without having to fight against Lycra or whatever crazy costume they put you in. Everything in this looks real and feels real and smells real.”
“I was fascinated because I would come onto these sets, and I would see a crack in the corner that had been painted in,” adds Bean.“You might see
it (on screen), you might not, but it was there, because someone cared so much about how it looked.”
The story line for the series also features secondary and very touching story lines involving two fascinating misfits: Jon Snow (Kit Harington), Ned’s illegitimate son who goes to help guard the Wall, and Tyrion Lannister (Peter Dinklage, who
nearly walks off with the entire project, despite a free-range accent), the dwarf brother of Cersei and Jaime whose own painful life experience has given him a compassion and perspective that his siblings totally lack. Epic fantasy can be a dicey prospect for television, but HBO hasn’t hedged its bets with “Game of Thrones.” It’s a stunner from top to bottom.
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9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Global Rallycross Championship. From Irwindale, Calif. (Taped)
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Wednesday
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7:00 p.m. (TNT) First Round: Teams TBA.(Live)
9:30 p.m. (TNT) First Round: Teams TBA.(Live)
12:00 a.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA
Minnesota Twins at Baltimore Orioles.
12:00 p.m. ) This Week in Baseball
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Tuesday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 11:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Baltimore Orioles.
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2:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Baltimore Orioles.
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9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins at Baltimore Orioles.
From Oriole Park at Camden Yards in Baltimore.
From Oriole Park at Camden Yards in Baltimore.
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.
Thursday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 11:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Baltimore Orioles. From Oriole Park at Camden Yards in Baltimore.
2:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Baltimore Orioles.
From Oriole Park at Camden Yards in Baltimore. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age 11:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live) 12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Baltimore Orioles.
3:00 p.m. ) / Regional Coverage. Atlanta Braves at San Francisco Giants or Cincinnati Reds at St. Louis Cardinals or Chicago White Sox at Detroit Tigers. (Live) (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Alabama at Florida. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins ’11
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
1:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
3:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
Sunday
7:00 a.m. (TOON) Run It Back: NBA
2:00 p.m. % NBA Countdown
NBA pregame show. (Live)
2:30 p.m. % First Round:
Teams TBA.(Live)
4:30 p.m. (TNT) First Round:
Teams TBA.(Live)
5:00 p.m. (MSC) Ball Up
Streetball
7:00 p.m. (TNT) First Round:
Teams TBA.(Live)
9:00 p.m. (MSC) Ball Up
Streetball
9:30 p.m. (TNT) First Round:
Teams TBA.(Live)
12:00 a.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA
2:30 a.m. (ESPN) First Round:
Teams TBA.(Same-day Tape)
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) First Round:
Teams TBA.(Taped)
Monday
6:00 p.m. (TNT) First Round:
Teams TBA.(Live)
8:30 p.m. (TNT) First Round:
Teams TBA.(Live)
11:00 p.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight
Highlights, analysis and up-
7:00 p.m. (TNT) First Round: Teams TBA.(Live)
9:30 p.m. (TNT) First Round: Teams TBA.(Live)
12:00 a.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country. (Live)
Friday
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Ball Up Streetball
6:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown NBA pregame show. (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) First Round: Teams TBA.(Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) First Round: Teams TBA.(Live)
9:30 p.m. (ESPN) First Round: Teams TBA.(Live)
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country. (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2) First Round: Teams TBA.(Sameday Tape)
4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) First Round: Teams TBA.(Same-day Tape)
Saturday
6:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country.
12:30 p.m. (TNT) NBA Pregame
1:00 p.m. (TNT) First Round: Teams TBA.(Live)
3:30 p.m. (TNT) First Round: Teams TBA.(Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) First Round: Teams TBA.(Live)
9:30 p.m. (ESPN) First Round: Teams TBA.(Live)
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country. (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) First Round: Teams TBA.
4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) First Round: Teams TBA.(Same-day Tape)
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(GOLF) PGA Tour GolfPGA Tour GolfCentralPGA Tour GolfTop 10GolfPaid90 Days!McCordPaidGolfPaidCentralCentral (HGTV) HuntersHouseHolmesHolmesHolmes InspectionHouseHuntersIncomeIncomeHolmes InspectionHouseHuntersIncomeIncomeHolmesHolmesPaidPaidNinjaCook Shark Dig In (HIST) Ax Men (CC) Ax Men (CC) Ax Men (N) (CC) Inspector AmericaInspector America(:01) Ax Men (CC) (12:01) Ax MenInspector AmericaInspector AmericaPaidPaid90 Days!PaidHow the Earth
(LIFE) “Amish Grace” (2010, Docudrama) (CC) Army Wives (N) Coming Home (N) Army Wives (CC) Coming HomeArmy Wives (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidShark PaidPaid (NICK) iCarly (S) VictoMy WifeMy WifeNewsChrisGeorgeGeorgeNannyNannyNannyNannyNannyNannyMy WifeMy WifeChrisChrisMattersMattersFull H’seMartinFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) (5:30) ›› “The Punisher” (2004) (S) › “Punisher: War Zone” (2008) Ray Stevenson. › “Punisher: War Zone” (2008) Ray Stevenson. › “Bangkok Dangerous” (2008) (S) PaidPaid Program (S) Paid3x Paid (SYFY) › “Jules Verne’s Mysterious Island” (2005) Kyle MacLachlan. (CC) The Triangle “Part One” (CC) The Triangle (S) (Part 2 of 3) (CC) The Triangle “Part Three”(CC) ZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN)
LeadingHayfordOsteenAuthorityCopeChangMovieAgainstBibleClementApocalypseMama HeidiFirst NazarethIsrael:TimeDinoWom (TBS) “Dr. Seuss’The Cat in the Hat”
›››› “The Wizard of Oz” (1939, Fantasy) Judy Garland. (CC) (DVS)
›››› “The Wizard of Oz” (1939, Fantasy) Judy Garland. (CC) (DVS) (:15) ›› “RV” (2006) Robin Williams. A dysfunctional family goes on vacation.
› “Daddy Day Camp” (2007, Comedy) Cuba Gooding Jr., Lochlyn Munro. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:30) ››› “The Wild One” (1954) “The Mysterious House of Dr. C” (1966) Walter Slezak. (:45) ››› “The Tales of Hoffmann” (1951, Musical) Moira Shearer, Robert Rounseville. (CC)
›› “Camille” (1921, Drama) Alla Nazimova, Rudolph Valentino, Arthur Hoyt.
››› “Jeanne Dielman, 23 Quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles” (1975, Drama) Delphine Seyrig, Jan Decorte, Jacques Doniol-Valcroze.
›› “Hotel Monterey” (1972) “Whipsaw” (TLC) Lottery ChangedLottery ChangedExtreme Extreme StrangeStrangeSisterExtreme StrangeStrangeLottery ChangedExtreme Extreme PaidPaidPaidShark PaidPaidThe Message (S) (TNT) NBA BasketballNBA Basketball First Round:Teams TBA. (CC) NBA Basketball First Round:Teams TBA. (CC) Inside the NBA
›› “Unleashed” (2005) Jet Li. (CC)
›› “Rumble in the Bronx” (1995) Angel “Sacrifice” (TOON) FireBen 10JusticeStarBaby King-HillKing-HillFam GuyFam GuyChickenSuperjailSquidbillOblongsFam GuyFam GuyChickenSuperjailSquidbillOblongsBaby King-HillKing-HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) Beach HomesConConWhen VacationsWhen VacationsWhen VacationsWhen VacationsWhen VacationsWhen VacationsConConWealthPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S)
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RidingRippedPaidTake It90 Days!WealthBig Fish!PaidPaid (WGN-A) MotherMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherNewsReplayMonk (CC) Monk (CC) ChrisScrubs ›››› “Rain Man” (1988) Dustin Hoffman. (CC) VideosFunny VideosPaidJ.Meyer
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T Robert Klein: It AllMike Birbiglia
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(CNBC) (5:00) Squawk BoxVaried ProgramsSquawk on StreetVaried ProgramsThe CallStrategyMoneyPowerVariedSignsVariedBellVariedClosing BellFast MoneyMad Money (CNN) (5:00) American MorningNewsroomNewsroomNewsroomNewsroomThe Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (COM)
“Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure”
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F 3x 3x “Revenge of the Nerds II”“Naked Gun 33 1/3:The Final Insult”
(DISC) PaidRobisonJ. MeyerPaidVaried ProgramsDeadliest CatchAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperCash Cash Cash Cash (DISN)
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M E! NewsE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialThe FashionE! NewsE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! Special
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M SportSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterLinesSportsNFL LiveJ. RomeAroundPardonSportsCenter
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M (5:00) Mike and Mike in the MorningESPN First TakeESPN First TakeBest of1st & 10Van PeltFootballSportsNationNASCAR NowNationPardon
T English Premier League SoccerSportsNationNASCAR
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M ChapletRosaryDaily MassSunday NightThe World OverWomen Holy Daily MassFr. John CorapiReliFaithfulMercyRosaryBig AlFamilyTruth inQuestAll-GirlGallery
T The Journey HomeAngelica LiveCatholic CompassSaintsBeneAngelsCatholicReportsChoices
F ESPN First TakeBest of1st & 10FootballNASCARNASCAR (EWTN)
W Threshold of HopeMotherEWTN CinemaGoodCatholicAniBookDana
TH EWTN LiveScriptureEWTNJesusFor GodThe Journey HomeFaithKnightsChristFreedom
M PaidPaidFinal ScrTwins The Dan Patrick ShowTwins MLB Baseball:Twins at RaysTwins English Premier League SoccerCar GarageStoriesTwins
T SpotlightTwins MLB Baseball:Twins at OriolesTwins UEFA Champions League SoccerUn
F Life on the RockClassicsCatholicWeb of FaithChesterStationsStoryDivineHealingChurch (FAM) Boy Boy What What Ground700 ClubThe 700 ClubFull Hse.Full Hse.Still StndStill Stnd8 Rules8, RulesMy WifeMy Wife’70s’70s’70s’70sGilmore GirlsStill StndStill Stnd (FSN)
W Un SpotlightBoaterGame World Poker Tour:Baseball
TH SpotlightThe Great RideFisherHorse.Cheer and Dance
M MalcolmMalcolm ››› “Arlington Road” (1999) ›› “The 13th Warrior” (1999) ››› “Men of Honor” (2000) Robert De Niro. BernieBernieBernieMalcolm ››› “Slumdog Millionaire” (2008) Dev Patel.
T ›› “The 13th Warrior” (1999) ›› “The Fog” (2005) Tom Welling. BernieBernieMalcolmMalcolmBernieMalcolmMalcolm › “John Tucker Must Die” (2006) Two Two
F Due FishingFishingFisherFisherBall Up StreetballAction Sports (FX)
W › “John Tucker Must Die” (2006) ›› “Black Knight” (2001, Comedy) ›› “Snakes on a Plane” (2006)
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M Get OutHouseKitchenKitchenHome RulesMy First First Pla.To SellTo SellHouseHuntersHouseHouseHouseHouseHouseHouseHouseHouseHouseHouseHouseHouse
T OutsideIf WallsSave Save HousePropertyStagersCurbDesignDesignDesignDesignDearGeneColorColorBuckBuckBlockYard
W Super.CashHiddenHiddenPropertyEstateGet SoldGet SoldAntonioAntonioDivineDivineDivineDesignDesignDesignGet SoldGet SoldDisasterIncome
F ›› “The Faculty” (1998) Clea DuVall ››› “25th Hour” (2002, Drama) ›› “8MM” (1999, Suspense) Nicolas Cage. MalcolmTwo Two Two Two › “Armageddon” (1998) Bruce Willis. (GOLF) Morning DriveMorning DriveVaried Programs CentralVaried (HGTV)
TH GroundHouseIf WallsIf WallsHolmes on HomesUnsellaUnsellaDesignDesignDesignDesignDearDearSecretsColorBuckBuckBlockYard
F LandHiddenHiddenHiddenCurbOutdoorFor RentFor RentColourChalChalChalCandiceDivineHouseHouseGreen Home 2011HuntersHunters
M The Real WestDecoding the PastMysteryQuestMysteryQuestUFO
FilesAmerican PickersDecoding the PastMysteryQuestMysteryQuestUFO Files
T Civil War JournalModern MarvelsSharp ShootersModern MarvelsLarry the CableModern MarvelsModern MarvelsSharp ShootersModern MarvelsLarry the Cable
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W Modern MarvelsThe AntichristSeven Deadly SinsSeven Deadly SinsModern MarvelsThe AntichristSeven Deadly SinsSeven Deadly SinsModern Marvels
TH The MostSeven Deadly SinsSeven Deadly SinsSeven Deadly SinsSeven Deadly SinsSeven Deadly SinsSeven Deadly Sins
F G.WashingtonBible BattlesDecoding the PastModern MarvelsModern MarvelsBible BattlesDecoding the PastModern MarvelsModern Marvels
APRIL 17 - 23, 2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH – 9
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M The Balancing ActArmy WivesGrey’s AnatomyWillWillChrisChrisChrisMotherMotherMotherAmerican JusticeCold Case FilesUnsolved MysteryUnsolved MysteryUnsolved Mystery
T Desp.-Wives Intervention
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W TH GlamourGlamourComing Home
M PaidPaidPaidPaidCSI: NYCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: NYCSI: Crime SceneJailJailJailJailJailJailJailJail
T 3x Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways
W Paid CoalUFC UnleashedUFC UnleashedUFC Unleashed
F ChrisChrisChrisMother (NICK) UmiUmiBubbleBubbleDora...Dora...T.U.F.F.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.iCarlyiCarlyVictoVictoBig TimeBig TimeSponge.Sponge.Big TimeBig TimeVictoVictoiCarlyiCarly (SPIKE)
TH JailJailJailJailJailJailJailJail
F GanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGangland (SYFY)
M PaidPaidTakenTakenTakenTakenTakenStar Trek:Ent.
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W The TriangleThe TriangleThe Triangle“Shark Swarm” (2008) John Schneider. “Shark Swarm” (2008) John Schneider.
TH “Riverworld” (2010) Tahmoh Penikett. “Riverworld” (2010) Tahmoh Penikett. The Lost RoomThe Lost RoomThe Lost Room
M PrinceP.WhiteSup.J. MeyerChangJ. HageeRod P.Y’r DayCopeProphetGoodFirst BehindWomRobisonHickeyThe 700 ClubJ. HageeY’r DayPraise the Lord
T Holy MannaDifferDoctorSup.
F EurekaEurekaEurekaEurekaEurekaEurekaEurekaEurekaStargate AtlantisGhost Hunters“Lost City Raid” (TBN)
W PraiseWordLifeM.BarberHealth
TH Chang MajestyCameronAll OddsLifestyle
F DuplanBest of Praise The LordP. Stone (TBS)
M Saved/Saved/Saved/Saved/YesDearYes PrincePrincePrincePaynePayneBrownsAmer.EarlRayJimJimOfficeRayRayFriendsFriendsSeinfeldSeinfeld
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M (5:45) “Whipsaw”(:15) ›› “Algiers” (1938) Sigrid Gurie “Comet-Broad.”(:15) ›› “They Made Me a Criminal” ›› “Dust Be My Destiny” ››› “Out of the Fog” ›› “Shining Victory” (CC) › “Death of a Scoundrel”
T I’m King“Man Wanted”(:45) ››› “Yellow Jack”(:15) ›› “Stingaree” (1934) (:45) › “Midnight Court”“Forty Naughty”(:15) ›› “Living on Love”“Exclusive Story”(:45) ››› “Blossoms in the Dust”Man to
W (:15) ››› “Safety Last” ››› “Girl Shy” (1924) ››› “The Freshman” ›› “Welcome Danger” (1929) ››› “A Shot in the Dark”(:15) ›› “Footsteps in the Dark”“Murder at the Gallop” (CC) Song
TH “Bullets-O’Hara” ›› “Knockout” (1941) ››› “The Black Swan” ››› “Road to Morocco” ››› “Back to Bataan”(:15) ›››› “La Strada” (1954) (:15) ›››› “Lust for Life” (1956) (CC) (DVS) Requiem
F (5:30) ›› “Julie” (1956) (:45) ››› “Love Me or Leave Me” (1955) (CC) ›› “My Dream Is Yours”(:45) “Please Don’t Eat the Daisies”(:45) “Romance on the High Seas”“The Tunnel of Love” (1958) “With-Egg Roll” (TLC) 17 Kids17 KidsBabyBabyBabyMultiplesPregnantPregnantSay YesSayYesCakeKitchenBabyBabyBabyBabyWhat Not to WearSay YesSayYesCakeKitchenVaried Programs (TNT) AngelCharmedCharmedSupernaturalSupernaturalLas VegasLas VegasThe CloserCold CaseLaw & OrderLaw & OrderLaw & Order (TOON) BakuganBeyPokeWheelsJohnnyJohnnyGarfieldGarfieldChowderChowderLooney TunesMovieJohnnyCourageCourageMADAdvenAdvenRegularRegularJohnny (TRAV) PaidPaidPaidPaid$40/Day$40/DayEuropeBrownVaried ProgramsMadeMadeNo ReservationBizarre FoodsFoodFoodVaried ProgramsNo ReservationBizarre Foods (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidIn Session Varied ProgramsCopsCops (TVLAND) PaidPaidAllFamSanfordJefferGoodJeannieJeannieAllFamSanfordGunsmokeGunsmokeBonanzaBonanzaBonanzaGoodJefferSanfordSanford (USA)
(VS)
M Law Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw & Order: SVUNCIS T Law & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw
W Law Order: CI ›› “The Golden Compass” (2007) HouseHouseHouseHouseNCISNCISNCISNCISNCIS
TH ››› “The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian” (2008) HouseHouseHouseHouseLaw & Order: SVU
F “Bait Shop” (2008) Bill Engvall. (CC) House NCIS
M OutdoorIFA RedHockeyHockeyCharlieFish CamoFishingOutBig Bass OutdoorFly FishSeasonsOutdoorBillDFisherSaltwaNBA IndyCar RacingAdvenHockey
T FishingFisherFishingMajesty MartinIntoFishingBillDOutdoorBirdingBiteHookOutdoorFishingHuntingNBAWEC WrekCageAdvenAdven
W OutdoorOutdoorAlaskaBassFLW OutdoorsFisherHuntingOutdoorCamoOutdoor Chall.Big FishFishingIntoNBACollege Football
TH Huntin’BiteTred OutdoorOutdoorSaltwaSportIntoBass OutBig Bass OutsideHunterFishingBass LakersAdvenAdvenAdvenMotorsports Hour
F OutsideUltimateGun ItCamoGun TalkBig Bass BillDBass AnglingFishingFisherBass FishingCharlieBig FishSaltwaWorld Extreme CagefightingAdven (WGN-A) ChangCopeHillbilliesHillbilliesMatlockMatlockHeat of the NightHeat of the NightMidday NewsWalker, RangerWalker, RangerJeannieBeCheersCheersDharmaDharma
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M “Honey, Shrunk”“Mother’s Courage:Talking Back” ›› “Terminator Salvation” (2009) (S) WatchPublic SpeakingThrones › “The Tuxedo” (2002) (S) (:15) › “The Whole Ten Yards” (2004) “Terminator Sal”
T (5:15) “Daredevil”“Cats & Dogs: Kitty Galore”Master ›› “Fast & Furious” (2009) (S) (CC) ›› “Lottery Ticket” (2010) (:45) ›› “Just Wright” (2010) (S) (CC) ››› “Invictus” (2009) (S) (CC) (:45) “Sherlock Holmes” (S)
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W Home WaterTobacco Road › “Bride Wars” (2009) (S) ›› “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” (S) ››› “Minority Report” (2002) Tom Cruise. (S) ››› “Avatar” (2009) Sam Worthington. (S) “Harry Potter”
TH › “The Tuxedo” (2002) (S) Fast ››› “October Sky” (1999) (S) (CC) His Way ›› “Terminator Salvation” (2009) (S) REAL Sports ››› “Gattaca” (1997) (S) (:15) ›› “My Life in Ruins” (2009) (S)
M (5:50) ›› “Encino Man” (S) (:20) ››› “Duplicity” (2009) (S) (CC) ›› “Enough” (2002) Jennifer Lopez. ›› “Inkheart” (2009) (S) (:15) ›› “Clash of the Titans” (2010) (:05) ›››› “The Last Samurai” (2003) (S) Fighting
T If I Leap(:20) ››› “Coal Miner’s Daughter”“I Love You, Beth Cooper”(:15) ››› “Dick Tracy” (1990) (S) › “Repo Men” (2010) Jude Law. (S) (1:50) “A Cinderella Story” ›› “The Book of Eli” (2010) (S) (CC) Firetrap
F (5:30) “Showtime”Homeless:Kids(:15) › “Leap Year” (2010) (S) (CC) › “Jonah Hex” (2010) (S) › “Biker Boyz” (2003, Action) (S) (CC) “Cats & Dogs: Kitty Galore” ›› “Aliens in the Attic” (S) (:45) “The Whole Ten Yards” (MAX)
W ››› “Madame Sousatzka” (1988) ›› “S.W.A.T.” (2003, Action) (S) (CC) ›› “Clash of the Titans” (2010) (S) (11:50) › “McHale’s Navy”(:40) ›› “X-Men Origins:Wolverine” ››› “Spider-Man 2” (2004) (S) (CC) Half
TH (5:05) “Charge!” ›› “Legend” (1985) (S) ›› “Jennifer’s Body” (S) (:15) ››› “Thanks for Everything”(:05) ››› “Get Him to the Greek” › “Swimfan” (2002) (S) (CC) ››› “What About Bob?”(:15) “Splice” (S)
M Ex(:45) ›› “Twilight” (2008) Kristen Stewart. “Make Believe” (2010) iTV. (:45) › “Hardball” (2001) iTV. (S) (:45) › “Play the Game” (2008) (CC) (:45) ›› “Remember Me” (2010) (CC) (:45) ›› “Twilight” (2008)
T (5:45) “Break-Up Artist” (CC) ›› “Bottle Shock” (2008) iTV. (S) “Extraordinary Measures”(:15) “Coach” (2010) iTV. (:45) ›› “Leaves of Grass” (2009) ›› “Walled In” (2009) (CC) (:15) “The Other Side of the Tracks”
W “Gooby” (2009) iTV. (S) “The Great Buck Howard”(:15) ››› “Return to Me” (2000) (:15) “The Way of War”(:45) ›› “The Brothers Bloom” (2008) (:45) “Agora” (2009) Rachel Weisz. iTV. “The Road” (2009)
F No Down ›› “The Phantom” (1996) (:15) › “Couples Retreat” (2009) (S) (:10) › “Kissing a Fool” (S) (:45) ›› “Medicine Man” (1992) (S) ›› “The Last Legion” (S) (:15) › “Species II” (1998) (S) (CC) “Public Enemies” (SHOW)
TH “Nic & Tristan”“Dad’s in Heaven”(:40) › “Hardball” (2001) iTV. (S) ›› “Under Cover” (1987) (:05) ›› “Crashing” (2007) ›› “Behind the Burly Q”(:15) ›› “The Joneses” (2009) iTV. ›› “Twilight”
M “George Washington” (2000) “B-Girl” (2009) Julie Urich. ›› “Julius Caesar” (1970) (CC) ›› “The Undeserved” (2004) (S) (CC) (12:50) › “The Skeptic” (S) ››› “Color Me Kubrick”“B-Girl” (2009) Julie Urich. Youth
T Good Int ›› “Burden of Dreams”(:05) “Rock Slyde” (2009) (S) (:35) › “Fatal Conflict” (S) (:10) ›› “The Silver Strand” (1995) ››› “Two Lovers” (2008) (S) (CC) “Chop Shop” (2007) (S) (CC) ››› “We Were Soldiers”
W Rustlers“Familiar Strangers” (2008) ››› “An Angel at My Table” (1990) Kerry Fox. “A Quiet Little Marriage” (S) “Schmeckler’s Cool Ideas”(:35) “Hurricane Season” (2009) (S) ›› “Little Darlings” (1980) (:05) “Sling Blade”
F “Adventures” › “Domestic Disturbance” › “Miss Conception” (2008) (:15) ››› “You Kill Me” (2007) (CC) “Shoot the Hero” (2010) (CC) “Crazy” (2008) Waylon Payne. iTV. (S) ››› “The Cry of the Owl”(:15) “Triage” (CC) (TMC)
TH “Step Into Liquid”(:15) ›› “The Infidel” (2010) (S) (CC) (:05) ›› “Get Over It” (S) (:35) “Spinning Into Butter”(:05) “Under New Management” (2009) (1:50) “It’s a Free World” (S) (:25) “My One and Only” (S) (:15) “The Infidel”
F “Picnic-Hanging”(:15) “Keith” (2008) Elisabeth Harnois. “Against the Wall” (2004) (S) “Black and Blue” ›› “The Undeserved” (2004) (S) (CC) “Fragile” (2005) (S) (CC) (:45) › “Fatal Conflict” (2000) (S) (CC) Bart Got
(This column represents on air summaries for the week of April 11-15, 2011.)
Caleb, not invited to the wedding, planned to go to St. Bart’s anyway to tell Erica how he felt. Maya tried for a job at the Chandler mansion. JR said she needed to see a doctor because she fainted. Maya told Frankie that she recently gave birth and gave away the baby. JR gave Marissa the chip from
his AA meeting and told her that he couldn’t have been sober without her. Cara vowed to stand by Griffin. The Bold and the Beautiful Donna told Katie that Bill was not worth the trouble. Steffy tried persuading Bill to end his marriage to Katie. Thomas went behind Ridge’s back and presented new designs for the Taboo line, which infuriated Ridge. Dayzee met one of her competitors for Thomas’ affection. Hope told Liam that
she was with Oliver and that he should move in with Amber.They shared a final kiss. Days of our Lives Impostor Rafe snuck into Fay’s hospital room and smothered her. Nicole and Taylor decided to forgo an autopsy, and Fay’s death was ruled natural. Nicole vowed to follow up on her mother’s last words to her about EJ’s secret. Carly faked an injury to get a prescription from Lexie. Fake Rafe and Sami fought because she learned he had asked Johnny to fetch him a beer. She took off with
the kids. Impostor Rafe passionately kissed Nicole, who slapped him.
Lucky arrived as Luke was about to set fire to the Haunted Star. Abby was dragged into the police department, suspected of Brandon’s murder. Dante discovered a strange connection between Johnny Zacchara and Brandon. Brenda told Jax she didn’t know how to rear a child given the risks of Sonny’s mobster lifestyle. Nik stumbled upon Liz reviewing paternity test results. A mob war was brewing.
According to “Burn Notice” star Bruce Campbell, doing TV action scenes may not be lifethreatening, but it does carry certain risks.
“You just fear that you’re going to get crippled,” he says, “that’s all, that you’ll get hamstrung by something.
“I did blow my hamstring when I was fighting a stunt guy on ‘Burn Notice’ a couple of years ago. I didn’t want a repeat of that. So I stayed healthy for the entire shoot. No major injuries - just my hands. I got ‘action hands.’ ”
The shoot that Campbell, 52, is referring to is the one in and around Bogota, Colombia, for “Burn Notice:The Fall of Sam Axe,” a prequel movie to the USA Network series premiering Sunday, April 17, also on USA.
Directed by“Burn Notice” lead actor Jeffrey Donovanwho plays former CIA operative Michael Westen - and written by series creator Matt Nix, it takes Campbell’s character, womanizing former Navy SEAL and semiretired covert operative Sam Axe, five years back in time, when he was still Lieutenant Commander Axe.
Also starring are Alex Fernandez, Brendan O’Malley, Chandra West, Pedro Pascal, Kiele Sanchez, Ilza Rosario and RonReaco Lee.
“It’ll be tantalizing,” Campbell says.“It’ll give the fans something totally new to watch, because this is a five-year prequel.
“So we’ll see if people are interested in watching different stories with these characters. We’re hoping yes.”
As the movie opens, Axe has run afoul of an admiral (John Diehl) - unsurprisingly, there’s a woman involved - and he gets sent on a mission to Colombia to advise a local military platoon. Before long, Axe realizes that he may be on the wrong side in the dispute and that a group of terrorists may be something else altogether.
Before long, Axe is hip-deep in action.That includes escape and evasion, explosives, and firing guns, hence the “action hands.”
“I had Winchester finger one day,” Campbell says.“When you think about it, if you fire a Winchester, you have to put your hand in the section that cocks the gun. And your middle finger - I’m a lefty - tends to do a lot of the work.
“So I realized why Chuck Connors, in the TV show ‘The Rifleman,’ wears gloves.The rifle will tear your little fingers apart. So my scabs have just started falling off both hands.”
At the same time he was dealing with the ravages of “action hands,” Campbell also had to take direction from his co-star.
As for whether it was hard to have Donovan bossing him around, Campbell says, “No, he bossed me around in a previous episode. Last season, he directed one episode.We thought he did a good job, the whole crew, so when this opportunity came up to make this movie, he
had expressed an interest in it. I supported it and ran it up the flagpole and got him elected.
“He’s great with getting a performance, because he knows if you’re dogging it. He knows if you’re fumbling through something. He’ll make you work until you get it. He’s got multiple techniques to do that, because he’s an actor. He knows all their little tricks.”
Regarding tension on the set, Campbell says, “Between me and Mr. Donovan? I always call him Mr. Donovan during the
Natalie broke her engagement with John. Vimal asked Marty why he was in the genetics lab so long the night he switched the DNA results.Tess and Cutter heated up the steam room until Ford arrived. Threats flew until Cutter said he would expose Ford and Tess’ marriage as a sham. Dorian and David made love and mulled over casting decisions for their movie. Charlie admitted to Viki that he was in love with Echo. Clint told Kelly that the tape he made proved that Aubrey and
Cutter were lovers determined to rip off Joey. The Young and the Restless A courthouse guard found the jail matron unconscious in the restroom and the bars removed from the window. Sharon discovered an envelope of valid IDs and cash in her getaway car. She stopped at a gas station restroom and dyed her hair to match her new driver’s license photo. Adam bought a one-way ticket to St. Martin and did not notice that Phyllis and Nick booked tickets for the same flight.
show, when I’m acting with him, because he’s No. 1 on the call sheet, and I’m No. 2 on the call sheet. So I call him Mr. Donovan just to put him on the spot, and I call him Mr. Director or Mr. Donovan when we’re filming.
“I treat him like he’s my boss, and it actually worked out pretty good.Technically, he was not my boss for the Sam Axe movie. So I could have been much more difficult, but I actually wanted him to be there, because I needed somebody to cover my back as an actor, and I knew he had that.”
And there was the weather, which wasn’t much like the show’s usual filming conditions in Miami.
“We were at 8,600 feet elevation,” Campbell says.“Daytime there was about 65, and the nighttime was about 48, so it was a little chillier.We had locations that were up at 11,000 feet, so we froze our butt off several times.”
Sam also got to mentor the de facto leader of a rebel group - a teenage girl named Beatriz (Rosario). Since Axe usually prefers the company of older women, it was a bit of a switch.
“He can be the father figure that way,” Campbell says.“The girl has no father. She was orphaned and taken in by a group of farmers who were angry at a neomilitary group.They get branded as terrorists, so there’s all kinds of trouble that comes in.
“So on top of everything else, Sam is sort of tutoring a 15year-old girl.”
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Clint Eastwood.“Dirty” Harry investigates gangland-style murders. ›› “Magnum Force” (1973) Clint Eastwood.“Dirty” Harry investigates gangland-style murders.
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ConanLopez Tonight Actor Gary Busey. ›› “The Last Mimzy” (2007, Fantasy) Joely Richardson, Timothy Hutton. MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:30) “A Man to Remember” (1938)
››› “Kitty” (1945, Romance) Paulette Goddard, Ray Milland.
››› “Reap the Wild Wind” (1942) Ray Milland, John Wayne. (CC) (:15) ››› “Beau Geste” (1939, Adventure) Gary Cooper, Ray Milland. (CC) (:15) ››› “Everything Happens at Night” (1939) (:45) ››› “The Uninvited” (1944, Horror) Ray Milland, Ruth Hussey. (CC) Screen Directors ›› “Wise Girl” (1937) Ray Milland. (TLC) Kate Plus 8 (CC) What Not to Wear40-Year-OldWhat What What Not to Wear40-Year-OldWhat What Kate Plus 8 (CC) PaidNinja3x PaidFlat AbsPaidHelp-Giant (TNT) NBA Basketball First Round:Teams TBA. (CC) NBA Basketball First Round:Teams TBA. (CC) Inside the NBACSI: NY “Hostage” Southland (CC) Cold Case (CC) NUMB3RS “Tabu” NUMB3RS (CC) Angel (CC)
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(:45) ›› “Thief” (1981) James Caan. A woman and a crook are drawn into underworld intrigue.
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››› “Alvarez Kelly” (1966, Western) William Holden, Richard Widmark. (CC) ›› “Virginia City” (1940, Western) Errol Flynn, Miriam Hopkins. (CC) (:15) ›› “The Siege at Red River” (1954) Van Johnson. (:45) ›› “Great Day in the Morning” (1956) Virginia Mayo, Robert Stack.
››› “Hangman’s Knot” (1952) Randolph Scott. (CC) ››› “Devil’s Doorway” (1950) Robert Taylor. (CC) Now Playing (TLC) Hoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedExtreme Extreme Hoard-BuriedExtreme Extreme Hoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidSee-Believing (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) NBA Basketball First Round:Teams TBA. (CC) NBA Basketball First Round:Teams TBA. (CC) Inside the NBASouthland (CC) Cold Case (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel “Hellbound” (TOON) JohnnyHoleDudeDestroyKing-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSealabSquidbillKing-HillKing-HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) FoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodBorderBorderFoodFoodFoodFoodBorderBorderFoodFoodPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...RepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford & Son All in the Family All in the Family All in the Family Raymond Raymond Cleveland Cleveland Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve.
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›› “Clash of the Titans” (2010) Sam Worthington. (CC) (:45) Life on Top (:15) “Co-ed Confidential 2 Sophomores: Back 2 School” (2008, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:20) ›› “Species” (1995) Ben Kingsley. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ››› “The Seven-Per-Cent Solution” (1976) Nicol Williamson.‘PG’
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(:40) “Agora” (2009, Adventure) Rachel Weisz. A slave falls in love with Hypatia of Alexandria.‘R’ (TMC) (5:05) ››› “Sling Blade”
(1996) Billy Bob Thornton.‘R’ ››› “The Times of Harvey Milk” (1984) (S) ‘NR’
››› “Bowling for Columbine” (2002, Documentary) Michael Moore. (S) ‘R’
›› “Harvard Man” (2001) Adrian Grenier. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:45) ››› “The Road” (2009, Drama) Viggo Mortensen. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:40) ››› “Buffalo 66” (1998, Drama) Vincent Gallo. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Call Girl Wives” (2004) Amanda Auclair. (S) ‘NR’
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Conan (N) Lopez Tonight (N) ConanLopez Tonight › “Blue Streak” (1999, Comedy) Martin Lawrence, Luke Wilson. (CC) (DVS)
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››› “The Painted Veil” (1934) Greta Garbo. (CC) ›› “China Sky” (1945, War) Randolph Scott.
››› “The Inn of the Sixth Happiness” (1958, Biography) Ingrid Bergman, Curt Jurgens, Robert Donat.
››› “Shanghai Express” (1932) Marlene Dietrich. (CC)
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›› “Sex and the City 2” (2010, Romance-Comedy) Sarah Jessica Parker. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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Sex & the City Masterclass (S) “Showtime” (S) (MAX) (5:15) ››› “Splice” (2009) ‘R’
››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010, Comedy) Jonah Hill. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
›› “Hoodlum” (1997, Crime Drama) Laurence Fishburne. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ››› “Splice” (2009, Science Fiction) Adrien Brody. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Zane’s Sex Chronicles 3” (2009, Adult) (S) ‘NR’(CC)
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(:45) ››› “No Down Payment” (1957) ‘NR’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:00) ›› “Twilight” (2008) ›› “Remember Me” (2010) Robert Pattinson. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Nurse Jackie DiaryCall Girl Gigolos (iTV) (N) DiaryCall Girl Gigolos (iTV) (S)
››› “The Other Man” (2008) Liam Neeson.‘R’ (CC)
“A Kiss of Chaos” (2009) Adam Rodriguez. An artist’s life turn more chaotic.
››› “Inglourious Basterds” (2009, War) Brad Pitt, Mélanie Laurent, Christoph Waltz. iTV. (S) ‘R’
› “Halloween II” (2009, Horror) Malcolm McDowell, Tyler Mane. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) “Dangerous Invitations” (2002) Beverly Lynne.‘NR’
(1:50) › “Sorority Row” (2009) Briana Evigan.‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “The Naked Face” (1985, Suspense) Roger Moore.‘R’ (CC) “Picnic”
(:05) › “The Collector” (2009) Josh Stewart.‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “Mala Noche” (1986) Tim Streeter. iTV.‘NR’ “The Adventures of Huck Finn” ‘PG’ (TMC) (5:15) ›› “The Infidel” (2010) ‘NR’
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›› “The Dead Pool” (1988, Action) Clint Eastwood, Patricia Clarkson. (CC)
›› “The Dead Pool” (1988, Action) Clint Eastwood, Patricia Clarkson. (CC)
›› “The Exorcism of Emily Rose” (2005, Horror) Laura Linney,Tom Wilkinson.
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›› “Daisy Kenyon” (1947, Romance) Joan Crawford, Dana Andrews.
››› “Stella Dallas” (1937, Drama) Barbara Stanwyck, John Boles. (CC)
›› “Susan Slade” (1961, Drama) Troy Donahue, Connie Stevens.
›› “Strange Behavior” (1981, Horror) Michael Murphy, Louise Fletcher.
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(HBO) “Whole 10 Yds” › “Jonah Hex” (2010) Josh Brolin. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Talking Funny (N) (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Colin Quinn Long Story Short (S) (CC) (:25) ›› “John Carpenter’s Escape From L.A.” (1996) ‘R’ (:10) ›› “Illegal Tender” (2007) Rick Gonzalez, Wanda De Jesus. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Lisa Lampanelli: Long Live ›› “Mission: Impossible” (1996) (MAX) (4:50) ››› “Public Enemies” (:15) › “Mr. Deeds” (2002, Comedy) Adam Sandler. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
› “Couples Retreat” (2009, Comedy) Vince Vaughn. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
“Lust at First Bite” (2010) Brandin Rackley.‘NR’ (CC) (:20) Life on Top (12:50) ›› “Judge Dredd” (1995) Sylvester Stallone.‘R’ ›› “Casual Sex?” (1988) Lea Thompson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Grace of My Heart” (1996, ComedyDrama) Illeana Douglas. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:15) “Triage” (2009) Colin Farrell. “Dorian Gray” (2009, Horror) Ben Barnes, Colin Firth. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “The Ghost Writer” (2010) Pierce Brosnan. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
› “Miss Conception” (2008) Heather Graham. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (TMC) (5:30)
››› “Bart Got a Room” (CC)
›› “Youth in Revolt” (2009) Michael Cera.‘R’ (CC) “Extreme Movie” (2008) Michael Cera. (S) ‘R’
(:15) Gigolos (S) (:45) Secret Diary of a Call Girl (iTV) ›› “Hannibal” (2001, Suspense) Anthony Hopkins. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) › “White Coats” (2004, Comedy) Peter Oldring. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “Push” (2009, Suspense) Chris Evans, Dakota Fanning. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “The Girlfriend Experience” (2008) Sasha Grey.‘R’ (:20) ›› “Short Eyes” (1978) Bruce Davison.‘R’ ›› “CQ” (2001, Comedy) Jeremy Davies. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “Reunion” (2009, Drama) Brett Cullen. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) APRIL 17 - 23, 2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH
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›› “Bhowani Junction” (1956) Ava Gardner, Stewart Granger. (CC)
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››› “Die Hard” (1988, Action) Bruce Willis. A New York policeman outwits foreign thugs in an L.A. high-rise. ››› “Speed” (1994) Keanu Reeves. A transit bus is wired to explode if it drops below 50 mph. ›› “Wyatt Earp” (1994, Biography) Kevin Costner, Dennis Quaid, Gene Hackman. Portrait traces him from boy to lawman. (CC) Three Stooges Three Stooges (AP) Dogs 101 (CC) It’s Me or the DogCats 101 (S) (CC) Cats 101 “Kittens” It’s Me or the DogCats 101 (S) (CC) Cats 101 “Kittens” Dogs 101 (CC) TapeTapeTapeFreakCats 101 “Kittens” ExtremeExtreme (BRAVO) House (S) (CC) House “Half-Wit” House (S) (CC) House (S) (CC) House “Airborne” House (S) (CC) House (S) (CC) Law Order: CILaw Order: CIPaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/NYC (CNBC) The FacebookAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowDebtDebtAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowDebtDebtPaidPaidHeads-Up PokerSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganNewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganNewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganNewsroomPiers MorganNewsroom (COM) › “Disaster Movie” (2008) (CC) South PkSouth PkS. ParkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkDaniel ToshDaniel ToshSouth PkSouth PkAnonymousPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Desert Car KingsDesert Car KingsDesert Car KingsDesert Car KingsDesert Car KingsDesert Car KingsDesert Car KingsDesert Car KingsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidTomor
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(FX) (5:30) ››› “Slumdog Millionaire”Two Two Two Two Archer ››› “Slumdog Millionaire” (2008) Dev Patel. PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidShark Kill (GOLF) ››› “Tin Cup” (1996, Comedy) Kevin Costner. PGA Tour GolfCentralGolfGolfGolfGolfTop 10Top 10ChampGolfPaidPaidPaidPaidCentralCentral (HGTV) HouseCandiceCash, BlockSecretsAntonioHouseHouseHuntersHuntersSecretsAntonioHouseHouseHuntersHuntersCash, BlockPaidPaidPaidAhh BraPaidPaid (HIST) Modern MarvelsSecret Access:The Vatican (CC) Jesus:The Lost 40 Days (CC) (:01) Secret Access:The Vatican (CC) (:01) Jesus:The Lost 40 Days (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) ›› “Serendipity” (2001) Premiere. “William & Kate” (2011) Ben Cross. “William & Kate” (2011) Ben Cross. MotherMotherPaidPaid3x PaidPaidPaidPaidNinjaPaidPaid (NICK) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) NinjasVictoiCarly (S) My WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeMy WifeGrownJimmy (SPIKE) ››› “Crocodile Dundee” (1986) ›› “Crocodile Dundee II” (1988) ››› “Crocodile Dundee” (1986) (S) ››› “A Few Good Men” (1992, Drama) Tom Cruise. (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) ›› “Final Destination 2” (2003) “Roadkill” (2011) Diarmuid Noyes. › “The Hitcher” (2007) Sean Bean. “Roadkill” (2011) Diarmuid Noyes. › “Joy Ride 2: Dead Ahead” (2008) ZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) Precious Mem.In TouchHour of PowerGraham ClassicHistoryTravelMovieVirtualEnglishFaithTriumphantGreatest Heroes of the BiblePraiseJoni (TBS) King of Queens King of Queens ››› “Shrek” (2001) Voices of Mike Myers. (CC) (:40) ››› “Shrek” (2001) Voices of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy. (CC) (:35) ›› “Fun With Dick & Jane” (2005) Jim Carrey,Téa Leoni. (CC) (:35) ›› “George of the Jungle” (1997) Brendan Fraser. (CC) Bloopers 4 MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedSteve Harvey (TCM) (5:00) ›› “Four for Texas” (1963)
›››› “Gunga Din” (1939, Adventure) Cary Grant. (CC) (DVS) (:15) ›› “Sea Fury” (1958) Stanley Baker, Victor McLaglen.
›› “Sea Devils” (1937) Victor McLaglen, Ida Lupino. (:45) ››› “The Lost Patrol” (1934) Victor McLaglen.
›››› “The Informer” (1935) Victor McLaglen. (CC) (:45) ›› “Call Out the Marines” (1942) Victor McLaglen. Now Playing “Silver Chalice” (TLC) Hard EvidenceHard Evidence48 Hours: Left48 Hours: LeftHard Evidence48 Hours: Left48 Hours: LeftHard EvidencePaidAhh BraPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT)
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