The Brainerd Dispatch TV Week April 24th 2011

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The royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton is the subject of programming all week on TLC.

April 24 - 30, 2011

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TLC takes a fashionable look at Britain’s royal wedding

By Kate O’Hare © Zap2it

In a world wracked by rebel uprisings, political downfalls, spiraling prices and sinking confidence, the pomp and pageantry of a British royal wedding may seem not only anachronistic but downright frivolous.

Don’t tell that to American network and cable television, though; they have gone all out and then some to celebrate the nuptials of Queen Elizabeth II’s grandson Prince William and his intended, longtime love Kate Middleton, which takes place at London’s fabled Westminster Abbey on the morning of Friday, April 29.

William’s father is Prince Charles, heir to the throne, and his mother was Princess Diana. Their royal wedding in 1981 was as big a TV sensation as could be had in its day, dragging Yanks out of their beds early to watch live coverage of the demure bride in her enormous pouf of a silk taffeta gown wed her prince.

The couple’s story hardly had a fairy-tale ending, beginning with a scandalous divorce and concluding with Diana’s untimely death, but many hope that William and Kate find lasting happiness.

Cablenet TLC, in partnership with ITV Studios America, the U.S.-based branch of the U.K. studios, launched a weeklong celebration of the wedding last Friday, spanning two continents and involving several of the network’s familiar faces.

This week, on Sunday, April 24, there’s the two-hour “Charles and Di: Once Upon a Time”;“Untold Stories of a Royal Bridesmaid,” focusing on Diana’s bridesmaid India Hicks; and “Royally Astounding: 30 Defining Days of the Monarchy.”

Then on Monday, April 25, is “Wild About Prince Harry,” a profile of William’s brother and best man; on Tuesday, April 26, is “What the Sell? Royal Episodes,” focusing on memorabilia; and Wednesday, April 27, has “Extreme Royal Collections.”

Thursday, April 28, is wedding eve, starting with “The Making of a Royal Wedding,” a look into the logistics of the big day.

Then “Countdown to the Royal Wedding” gets the party started, with TLC personalities including fashion expert Clinton Kelly (“What Not to Wear”) in London and wedding dress designer Randy Fenoli (“Say Yes to the Dress”) in New York’s Times Square.

Live coverage of the nuptials then launches at 5 a.m. (ET)

- including a musical performance by singer/songwriter Colbie Caillat - and will be rebroadcast immediately at 9 a.m., and then again in prime time on Friday and Saturday, with bonus content.

Calling in from vacation in Key West, Fla., Kelly admits that he didn’t ask for the job.

“I don’t volunteer for much these days,” he says, “so they did ask me. I said, ‘Are you sure I’m the right guy to do this? I’m not that into the royals, and I’m not that into weddings.’ But they insisted I’m the perfect man for the job. So I’m off to London for a week.”

He didn’t even watch the original wedding live, but his British grandmother from New Zealand filled him in on the details.

He says, “I do remember thinking, ‘That dress is gigantic. It doesn’t feel very modern.’

I hope Kate chooses a dress that both feels very regal and appropriate to the situation, but there’s also a nod to modernity.”

Fenoli - who is into weddings - says, “I really do hope that

she chooses something that is simple enough to show off her beauty and really enhance her beauty, because she’s a gorgeous woman.

“Princess Diana was so beautiful, but her dress overpowered her. However, we do have to keep in mind that Kate’s really not choosing a dress for herself; she’s really choosing a dress for all of England.”

The dress is a state secret until the wedding day, and so is the designer. But it’s almost certain to be a Brit.While many speculate that it could be Sarah Burton, creative director for the couture house of late British designer Alexander McQueen, that’s been roundly denied.

But the U.K. has several bridal designers, including Jenny Packham, Phillipa Lepley, Ian Stuart, Suzanne Neville and Bruce Oldfield.

Of course, it’s a decision actually made long ago. Speaking in late March, Kelly says, “Oh, I’m sure the dress is under construction. She’s probably coming close to having a final

fitting.This sort of thing we do not leave to chance.”

With all the talk about dresses and ceremonies and hoopla, Fenoli says, “We’re all caught up in the royal wedding, but we’re missing out on the human element.

“Kate’s still a woman; she’s still a bride; she’s marrying the man of her dreams.We’re so caught up in so much of the

hype of it that we tend to forget that she’s a real woman.”

And real women have real hair, and brunette Kate has lots of it.

Since we’re talking London, Kelly warns,“If there’s any chance in hell that it’s going to rain, then I would recommend that she wear her hair up. Just to do the hair up makes life easy - you set it and forget it.”

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Clinton Kelly co-hosts “Countdown to the Royal Wedding”Thursday on TLC.

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PLAYING FIELD

HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

AUTO RACING

Sunday 8:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR

10:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower

TV

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Mother’s Car Show

(SPIKE) Trucks! Changing from a Mazda to a Ford.

11:30 a.m. (MSC) What’s in the Garage (SPIKE) MuscleCar Freshen up your front suspension; rebuild.

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil Series.

From Concord, N.C. (Taped)

Monday

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Mother’s Car Show

4:30 p.m. (MSC) What’s in the Garage

Tuesday

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

11:00 p.m. (MSC) The Great Ride

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Wednesday

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Thursday

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Friday

4:00 p.m. (MSC) The Great Ride

Saturday

10:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower

TV ’97 sleeper Thunderbird.

11:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR

Now (Live) (SPIKE) Trucks! Rolling Thunder gets a brand new suspension.

11:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar

Project Limelight receives an upgraded stock suspension.

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing O’Reilly Auto Parts Spring Nationals, Qualifying. From Houston. (Same-day Tape)

6:00 p.m. ) / NASCAR

Racing Sprint Cup: Matthew and Daniel Hansen 400. From Richmond International Raceway in Richmond, Va. (Live)

BASEBALL

Sunday

11:30 a.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

12:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Chicago

White Sox at Detroit Tigers.

From Comerica Park in Detroit. (Live)

12:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

1:00 p.m. (MSC) Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)

1:15 p.m. (TBS) Los Angeles Dodgers at Chicago Cubs.

From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Live)

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) LSU at Vanderbilt. (Live)

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Cincinnati Reds at St. Louis Cardinals.

From Busch Stadium in St. Louis. (Live)

2:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

2:30 a.m. (MSC) Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Cincinnati Reds at St. Louis Cardinals.

From Busch Stadium in St. Louis. (Same-day Tape)

4:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

5:00 a.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

Monday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.

1:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)

7:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins ’10 Twins pound Roy Halladay, while Carl Pavano shuts out Phillies. From June 20, 2010.

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live) 11:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.

Tuesday

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins ’10 Twins pound Roy Halladay, while Carl Pavano shuts out Phillies. From June 20, 2010.

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Tampa Bay Rays at Minnesota Twins.

From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live) (WGN-A) Colorado Rockies at Chicago Cubs. From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Tampa Bay

Rays at Minnesota Twins.

From Target Field in Minneapolis.

Wednesday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 11:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 12:00 p.m. (MSC) Tampa Bay

Rays at Minnesota Twins.

From Target Field in Minneapolis.

2:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live) (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Tampa Bay Rays at Minnesota Twins.

From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Tampa Bay Rays at Minnesota Twins.

From Target Field in Minneapolis.

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.

Thursday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Tampa Bay Rays at Minnesota Twins.

From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

(MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals. From Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City, Mo.

Saturday

11:30 a.m. / This Week in Baseball

(MSC) Oklahoma at Texas. (Live)

12:00 p.m. ) / Regional Coverage. New York Mets at Philadelphia Phillies or St. Louis Cardinals at Atlanta Braves at Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Tampa Bay Rays. (Live) (ESPN2) Arkansas at Georgia. (Live)

3:00 p.m. ) This Week in Baseball (MSC) Minnesota Twins ’10 Mauer’s 5 hits, 7RBI cap off a 19-1 rout.

5:00 a.m. (MSC) 50 Greatest Twins

BASKETBALL

Sunday

7:00 a.m. (TOON) Run It Back:

NBA

11:30 a.m. % NBA Countdown

NBA pregame show. (Live)

12:00 p.m. % First Round:

Teams TBA.(Live)

2:30 p.m. % First Round:

Teams TBA.(Live)

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Ball Up

Streetball

5:30 p.m. (TNT) NBA Pregame

6:00 p.m. (TNT) First Round:

Teams TBA.(Live)

8:30 p.m. (TNT) First Round:

Teams TBA.(Live)

9:00 p.m. (MSC) Ball Up

Streetball

11:00 p.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) First Round:

Teams TBA.(Same-day Tape)

2:30 a.m. (ESPN) First Round:

Teams TBA.(Same-day Tape)

Monday

6:00 p.m. (TNT) First Round:

Teams TBA.(Live)

8:30 p.m. (TNT) First Round:

Teams TBA.(Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country. (Live)

(TNT) Inside the NBA

Tuesday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Ball Up

Streetball

7:00 p.m. (TNT) First Round:

Teams TBA.(Live)

9:30 p.m. (TNT) First Round:

Teams TBA.(Live)

12:00 a.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country. (Live)

Wednesday

6:00 p.m. (TNT) First Round:

Teams TBA.(Live)

8:30 p.m. (TNT) First Round:

Teams TBA.(Live)

11:00 p.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country. (Live)

Thursday

7:00 p.m. (TNT) First Round:

5:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country.

Saturday

7:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country.

6:30 p.m. (TNT) NBA Pregame

7:00 p.m. (TNT) First Round: Teams TBA.(Live)

9:30 p.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country. (Live)

4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country.

5:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country.

BOXING

Wednesday

8:00 p.m. (SHOW) Fight Camp 360: Pacquiao vs. Mosley

10:00 p.m. (SHOW) Fight Camp 360: Pacquiao vs. Mosley

Thursday

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Boxing (Live)

Saturday

8:00 a.m. (SHOW) Fight Camp 360: Pacquiao vs. Mosley

7:00 p.m. # _ Fight Camp 360: Pacquiao vs. Mosley

9:00 p.m. (SHOW) Fight Camp 360: Pacquiao vs. Mosley

FOOTBALL

Sunday

1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Gruden QB Camp

1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Gruden QB Camp

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) Year of the Quarterback NFL quarterbacks are wired for sound and provide an on field view of what they face on game day.

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) Year of the Quarterback: Tim TebowEverything in Between

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Year of the Quarterback

7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Year of the Quarterback: Tim TebowEverything in Between

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Tampa Bay Rays at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.

8:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Lead-Off Man (Live)

8:30 p.m. (WGN-A) Chicago Cubs at Arizona Diamondbacks. From Chase Field in Phoenix. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

Friday

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals.

From Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City, Mo. (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live) (WGN-A) White Sox Warm-Up (Live)

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals. From Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City, Mo. (Live) (WGN-A) Baltimore Orioles at Chicago White Sox. From U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

9:30 p.m. (MSC) 50 Greatest Twins

11:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

1:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

1:30 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals. From Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City, Mo.

3:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

4:00 a.m. (MSC) 50 Greatest Twins

Teams TBA.(Live)

9:30 p.m. (TNT) First Round:

Teams TBA.(Live)

12:00 a.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country. (Live)

Friday

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) First Round, Game 6:Teams TBA. (If necessary). (Live)

9:30 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2) First Round, Game 6:Teams TBA. (If necessary). (Live)

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country. (Live)

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) First Round: Teams TBA.(Same-day Tape)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) First Round: Teams TBA.

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) First Round: Teams TBA.

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Year of the Quarterback Tom Brady’s sixth round selection during the 2000 NFL Draft and his struggle to become the starting quarterback at the University of Michigan are discussed.

10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Gruden QB Camp

10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Gruden QB Camp

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Gruden QB Camp

11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Gruden QB Camp

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Gruden QB Camp

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Gruden QB Camp

Monday

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Gruden QB Camp

6:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Gruden QB Camp

7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live

7:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

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W Madison(:40) ›› “The Infidel” (2010) (S) (CC) “Friends-Eddie”(:15) “Last Stop for Paul” (S) (:40) ›› “My One and Only” (2009) ››› “Bandslam” (2009) (S) (CC) ›› “The Infidel” (2010) (S) “The Naked Face”

TH Lucky “GeorgeWashington” (2000) ››› “Picnic at Hanging Rock” (S) ›› “Little Chenier” (2006) (:45) › “Fatal Conflict” (2000) (S) (CC) ›› “Local Color” (2006, Drama) (S) (:20) ››› “Bowling for Columbine”Rain (S) F “Step Into Liquid”(:05) ›› “The VillageBarbershop”“Shadowheart” (2009, Drama) (S) (CC) “Against the Current” (2009) (:40) “Chop Shop” (2007) (S) “A Quiet Little Marriage” (S) “The Consultants” (2009) (S) “Scream 3” (2000)

SOAPSYNOPSES

By Jacqueline Cutler Tribune Media Services

(This column represents on air summaries for the week of April 18-22, 2011.)

All My Children

A disembodied voice told Erica she didn’t want to marry Jackson. The news devastated him. Caleb didn’t believe that their breakup was because of him. Jesse told Griffin that he was being charged with murder. Jesse had flashes of his dead baby when he held Lucy. David told Angie about research

regarding her blindness, but Jesse kicked him out, upset that Angie even listened to him. Ricky planned for Kendra and himself to start fresh in a new city. Cara and Tad figured out who shot her brother. The Bold and the Beautiful Katie reached out to Taylor for professional advice about her marriage. Steffy tried to seduce Bill. Stephanie became concerned when Ridge did an about-face with Thomas. Hope invited Oliver to meet her

at Bikini Beach to discuss their future. Brooke and Thomas embarked on a journey to promote the women’s Taboo line in Australia. Dollar Bill Spencer found himself where he never thought he would wind up — in couples therapy. Steffy fessed up to Stephanie about her real intentions with Bill.

Days of our Lives

Hope and Bo continued their search for Ciara and Theo.Impostor

Rafe tried to leave Salem but was waylaid by Gabi and Will. Impostor Rafe told Roman he was taking a leave of

absence, which Roman wouldn’t grant. After Fay’s funeral, EJ and Taylor shared a limo, and Taylor vowed to move out of the mansion once they returned to Salem.

General Hospital

Michael praised Carly’s maternal abilities to Brenda. Jason was willing to have a child with Sam if she wanted. Matt urged Maxie to say nothing about Aiden’s true paternity. Siobhan brought Lucky out of his grief, and they made love. Johnny paid a jailhouse visit to Anthony, who claimed no involve-

COVER STORY Melissa Leo goes to Big Easy

By Jacqueline Cutler © Zap2it

The most famous image of Melissa Leo is at the Academy Awards, letting the F-bomb drop while accepting her Oscar in a gown that defined old Hollywood.

A far more typical image of the actress is of her on a recent blustery day. She’s in well-worn jeans, a gray sweatshirt, plain boots, no makeup and hair pulled back. Leo strides into a hotel on New York’s Bowery, and it would take a sharp-eyed fan to recognize her, which suits Leo just fine.

Leo, who travels without an entourage, picks up borscht from a Ukrainian restaurant and offers to share. Just stopping by Vaselka proves what a downtown woman she is. Leo grew up in this neighborhood before it was chic.

Settling into a club chair, Leo happily discusses playing a mule her first time onstage, what happened at the Oscars, and the return of HBO’s “Treme” Sunday, April 24, in which she plays Toni.

“I have to say, I don’t think she’s a civil rights attorney,” which is how Toni is often characterized, Leo, 50, says.“She is a bleeding heart not just for leftleaning politics but for music, the sacred music of that city.”

That city is post-Katrina New Orleans, and Leo refers to it, without malice, as “a beautifully backward town.”

She had shown up for work with her Oscar in her luggage, but airport security found it

troublesome. Leo won her Oscar for her portrayal of Alice Ward in “The Fighter.”

“It’s very powerful,” she says of the statuette.“It’s not just an icon that we use as a term. It’s an actual, not a virtual, icon. Security in New Orleans didn’t know who he was or how I got him.”

So she parked the statuette with her accountant (“my money husband,” she says) while her house in upstate New York undergoes renovations. It’s been five weeks since the Oscars, and Leo has had time to reflect.

“I had a fair amount of practice to make a nice thank you,” she says.“I had noticed what a great big stage it was and I remembered being on the opposite side, watching Kate (Winslet) get hers. She was so dignified and thanked all the right people and it seemed so f... easy!”

Winslet and Leo worked together in the remarkable “Mildred Pierce,” also on HBO.

Just after the Oscars, in a separate interview,Winslet tells Zap2it, “I sent her a text message and said:‘Is that f... you, Melissa, you motherf... cow?’ And the b... hasn’t called me back! Everyone dumps all this s... on me, all the f... time!”

Yes, the great Kate speaks like a drunken sailor, but in a plummy British accent.

Incidentally, Leo did not receive the text message because she does not text.

Leo apologizes again for what she said, and adds, “It is American vernacular, and I am sorry to offend. Network televi-

Melissa Leo stars in “Treme,” which returns for its second season Sunday on HBO. (Photograph by Leslie Hassler)

sion is not the time and place. The time delay is wonderful.”

With a glint, she adds, “Thank f... goodness!”

As for the rest of that glamour-soaked evening, Leo adores the dress created for her, which isn’t as heavy as the 70-pound dress she wore to the SAG Awards. And Kirk Douglas is still a sexy man, she says.They’re meeting for tea in Los Angeles.

Some of her recent characters — Lucy in “Mildred Pierce” and Toni in “Treme” — are the sort of women other women want for a best friend.There’s an iron core of loyalty and a can-do spirit about them.The common thread between them is that “both of these characters

ment with Brandon’s murder. Patrick and Robin’s first marriage counseling session left them both drained.

One Life to Live

Phyllis Rose showed the photo of Charlie and Echo kissing. Natalie was horrified and told her mother that she was sure the photo had been doctored.Tess told Viki she was a failure as a wife and mother.

Viki was writhing in pain, and Tess thought it was a heart attack until Viki admitted that she was actually Niki Smith. Clint, though, had a real heart attack. John ac-

knowledged he covertly obtained Tomas’fingerprints.

The Young and the Restless

Adam had the grim task of identifying Sharon’s charred body in the morgue. He recognized the engagement ring he had given her. Sharon, meanwhile, had stumbled into a barn and fallen asleep and was awakened by a handsome man. Spencer told Adam he was under arrest for aiding and abetting Sharon’s release. Malcolm and Sofia were enjoying their honeymoon.

are inwardly happy,” she says. “They are living the lives they had envisioned for themselves.”

Leo also emanates that. As a child, attending nearby P.S. 122, which has since become an arts space, she knew she wanted to act even before she knew what to call it. She loves to work, which is why she’s hoping “Treme” is renewed and she continues working with series creator David Simon, for whom she worked on “Homicide: Life on the Street.”

Leo has been incredibly busy the last couple of years, racking up 24 credits. She downplays that number, explaining some were student films or two-day gigs.

If she could have her pick, Leo says, she would work“in European film,” she says.“That’s a pretty broad statement. No particular language, no particular country.”

Her other goal is to learn to play the guitar. Despite being tone-deaf, Leo bought Ani DiFranco’s guitar at an auction to raise money for New Orleans schools to buy instruments. Though offers are coming in since her Oscar win, what she wants — meaty roles for women — aren’t common.

Leo reflects on that last Sunday in February, when her life changed.

“Nobody could have told me that winning an Oscar would not be the cherry on top, but to get it from Kirk Douglas,” she says, beaming.“I am the luckiest girl who ever lived.”

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37.“1,000 Places __ __ Before You Die”; 2007 series

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19.“My __ Martian” (1963-66)

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›› “Jason’s Lyric” (1994, Drama) Allen Payne. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Sugar Hill” (1993, Drama) Wesley Snipes, Michael Wright. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “The Banger Sisters” (2002) Goldie Hawn.‘R’ “Opportunity” (MAX) (5:45) › “Swimfan” (2002) ‘PG-13’

(:15) ›› “Down With Love” (2003) Renée Zellweger. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief” (2010) ‘PG’ (CC) Lingerie Feature 08: Runaway Love (N) (S) (CC) ›› “Jennifer’s Body” (2009) Megan Fox.‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “My Blueberry Nights” (2007) Norah Jones.

(:45) ››› “Two for the Road” (1967) Audrey Hepburn.‘NR’ (CC) “Teenage” (SHOW) (5:15) › “Miss Conception” (2008) U.S. of Tara Nurse Jackie Fight Camp Penn & Teller The Borgias Lucrezia has an affair. Fight Camp Gigolos (iTV) (S) The Borgias Lucrezia has an affair.

››› “Internal Affairs” (1990, Crime Drama) Richard Gere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Safety of Objects” (2001) Glenn Close. iTV Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ››› “Mala Noche”

“Give ’Em Hell Malone” (2009) Thomas Jane.‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Youth in Revolt” (2009) Michael Cera.‘R’ (CC) (12:15) “Slutty, Busty & Bad” (2009) Mia Presley.‘NR’ (CC) (:20) ››› “The Honeymoon Killers” (1969) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) › “Children of the Corn: Revelation” (2001) ‘R’ (:35) ›› “Lucky Break” (2001) James Nesbitt.‘PG-13’

(1986) Tim Streeter. iTV.‘NR’ ›› “Crashing” (2007) Campbell Scott.‘R’ (CC) “Nic & Tristan Go Mega Dega” ‘G’ (TMC) (5:15) ›› “The Naked Face” ‘R’

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“Death Wish 4:The Crackdown” (1987) Charles Bronson, Kay Lenz. (CC) (:15) › “Death Wish 4:The Crackdown” (1987, Crime Drama) Charles Bronson, Kay Lenz. (CC) The Killing A new piece of evidence. (:32) ›› “She’s Having a Baby” (1988, ComedyDrama) Kevin Bacon, Elizabeth McGovern. (CC) The Killing A new piece of evidence. Three Stooges Three Stooges Paid Program Paid Program (AP) Life (S) (CC) Fatal AttractionsConfessionsConfessionsFatal AttractionsConfessionsConfessionsLife (S) (CC) TapeTapeLost FreakConfessionsBig CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Housewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/NYCHappensHousewives/OCHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidActor’s Studio (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportThe FacebookSupermarketsMexico’s Drug WarMad MoneyThe FacebookSupermarketsPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) In the Arena (N) Piers MorganAnderson Cooper 360 (N) (CC) Piers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayWorld One (N) American Morning (COM) DailyColbertFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkDailyColbertJohn OliverFturamaSunnyDailyColbertMacdonSteve Byrne: Byrne IdentityPaidPaidPaidPaid

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››› “The Wrong Man” (1956, Crime Drama) Henry Fonda, Vera Miles.

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The Crackdown” › “Death Wish V:The Face of Death” (1994) Charles Bronson. (CC) › “Death Wish V:The Face of Death” (1994) Charles Bronson. (CC) ›› “From Dusk Till Dawn” (1996) Harvey Keitel, George Clooney. (CC) ››› “Deliverance” (1972, Adventure) Jon Voight, Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty. (CC) ›› “Corridors of Blood” (1958, Horror) Boris Karloff. The Rifleman The Rifleman (AP) Fatal AttractionsKiller OutbreaksKiller OutbreaksThe Haunted (N) Killer OutbreaksThe Haunted (S) Killer OutbreaksFatal AttractionsKiller OutbreaksKiller OutbreaksThe Haunted (S) Big CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Top Chef MastersTop Chef Masters ››› “Inside Man” (2006) Denzel Washington. ›››

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›› “Last Holiday” (2006, Comedy) Queen Latifah. A terminally ill woman lives it up on vacation. (:20) › “My Baby’s Daddy” (2004, Comedy) Eddie Griffin. (12:05) ›› “Deliver Us From Eva” (2003, RomanceComedy) LL Cool J, Gabrielle Union. MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ›› “Pretty Baby” (1950)

››› “Royal Wedding” (1951) Fred Astaire, Jane Powell. (CC) (DVS)

››› “Roman Holiday” (1953) Gregory Peck, Audrey Hepburn. (CC) (:15) ››› “The Glass Slipper” (1955, Musical) Leslie Caron. (CC)

››› “The Swan” (1956) Grace Kelly, Alec Guinness, Louis Jourdan. (CC)

›››› “The Student Prince in Old Heidelberg” (1927) Ramon Navarro.

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›› “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” (2008) Harrison Ford. (CC) (:40) ››› “Face/Off” (1997) John Travolta, Nicolas Cage. An FBI agent and a violent terrorist switch identities. (CC) (:31) In Plain Sight Mary Shannon relocates witnesses.

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›› “Edge of Darkness” (2010, Suspense) Mel Gibson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “May” (2002, Horror) Angela Bettis. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Funny People” (2009) Adam Sandler. A gravely ill comic mentors a struggling performer. (:15) ››› “Home Alone” (S) (MAX) (5:00) ›› “Hoodlum” (1997) (S) ‘R’ (:15) › “Friday the 13th” (2009, Horror) Jared Padalecki. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Bad Boys II” (2003) Martin Lawrence.Two detectives battle a drug kingpin in Miami.‘R’ (CC)

“The Erotic Traveler 3: Naked Pearls” (2007) (S) (CC)

(:05) › “Half Baked” (1998) Dave Chappelle. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Mother of Tears” (2007) Asia Argento. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ›››› “The Last Samurai” (2003) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) ››› “Return to Me” (2000) David Duchovny, Minnie Driver. iTV. (S) ‘PG’ ›› “The Joneses” (2009) David Duchovny. iTV.‘R’ (:45) ›› “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder” (2002) Ryan Reynolds.‘R’ Gigolos (iTV) (S) DiaryCall Girl Aries Spears: Look I’m Smiling

(:15) › “Play the Game” (2008, Comedy) Andy Griffith. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:00) ››› “Scream 3” (2000) “Shadowheart” (2009, Drama) Angus Macfadyen. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “The Deal” (2008) William H. Macy. (S) ‘R’ (:40) “The Amateurs” (2005, Comedy) Jeff Bridges, Ted Danson. (S) ‘R’

(:45) Jon Lovitz Presents (CC) (:45) › “The Collector” (2009) Josh Stewart.‘R’ (CC)

(:20) ›› “Harvard Man” (2001) Adrian Grenier. (S) ‘R’

“The Narrows” (2008, Drama) Kevin Zegers, Vincent D’Onofrio. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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