The Brainerd Dispatch TV Week April 28th 2013

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Kal Penn hosts “The Big Brain Theory: Pure Genius,” premiering Wednesday on Discovery Channel.

April 28 - May 4, 2013

Discovery’s ‘Big Brain Theory’ celebrates innovation

By Kate O’Hare © Zap2it

If you think America doesn’t do the cool stuff anymore — or that half of it is always outsourced overseas — you’ll rethink that after watching Discovery Channel’s new competitive reality series “The Big Brain Theory: Pure Genius,” premiering Wednesday, May 1.

Not only does it feature 10 supersmart contestants competing in high-tech and high-explosives challenges under the watchful eye of host Kal Penn (“House,” “Harold & Kumar”), but viewers also get to visit the venue where it was shot — WET Design in Southern California’s San Fernando Valley.

“It was quickly on the heels of Steve Jobs passing away,” Nancy Daniels, Discovery’s executive vice president of development and production, says of the inception of the idea for the show. “There were a lot of questions out there: ‘What does this mean for American innovation; is it going to go elsewhere?’

“We were looking at (the show) as being a celebration of American ingenuity and innovation, really showing off what we have here in this country.”

To achieve that, there’s hardly a better place to start than WET Design.

Stretching over several blocks in a sunbaked light-industrial area of a desert city, WET, true to its name, specializes in water. Actually it specializes in dribbling, flowing, spraying, cascading and shooting water into the air in a dizzying variety of ways, blending it with light, music and even fire.

Among its most famous projects is the Fountains of Bellagio, a Las Vegas landmark that offers a dazzling dance of illuminated jets. And if the 200 designers, architects, engineers, scientists and cinematographers at WET can’t find a part or piece

of equipment to suit their needs, they just design and make it themselves — and that includes scale models of the company and projects, right down to miniature furniture, welding robots and people.

“The Big Brain Theory: Pure Genius” is the result of a months-long collaborative process between WET founder Mark Fuller — who’s also one of the judges on the show — and Craig Piligian of Pilgrim Films (“American Ninja Warrior,” “Dirty Jobs”).

After giving a tour of the facility — which also features a grass-covered “parking lot,” classrooms, small brainstorming rooms furnished only with beanbag chairs, high-tech labs reminiscent of “CSI,” and some of the most fabulous climbing bougainvillea in the Los Angeles area — Fuller sits down over lunch with Piligian to explain how it all came to be.

“For Mark and I,” says Piligian, “we had a long development period because we had to pick the right thing, especially as his brand was at stake.”

“When we heard ‘competition show,’ ” Fuller says, “I thought, ‘Oh, no, we thought it would be some high-end thing.’ And Craig and his colleague said, ‘There’s no high-end, smart challenge shows on TV.’ I said, ‘I know, that’s my point.’ They said, ‘Let’s make one.’ ”

Coming up with the challenges was a challenge in itself. They had to be tough enough to strain bright minds while still visual enough to read on camera for the folks at home.

“My guys started with these brainiac things,” says Fuller, “but they wouldn’t make good television. Then you were doing stuff that was just all about blowing stuff up. There was no science in that. It took a while to do the mix.”

Then there were the competitors, who lived in one of the

WET buildings that was converted into a dorm.

“We had to get people who were engineers and smart people,” says Piligian, “but we also had to hire reality show talent with personalities.”

The final cast features eight men and two women — mostly in their 20s and 30s, with one 41-year-old and one 50-year-old — with some serious brain wattage, boasting IQs ranging from 120 to 146.

People that smart are often loners, but to win the prize of $50,000 and a one-year contract to work at WET, they had to learn to operate as a team. And since you need five people to complete every challenge, the ousted competitors didn’t go far.

“So the loser came back,” says Fuller, “and had to work for the guy who beat him on his team. That really was an interesting dynamic.”

“Not only that,” says Piligian, “he already knew what everybody thought of him.”

Talking to the contestants afterward, Fuller got an interesting insight from one of the women.

“She said, ‘For the first time in my life, I learned how to fail and how important that is. I’ve been terrified of failure, and here you made me do it, over and over and over again. If nothing else from this show, it’s a win.’ ”

And having had a few years of real-world experience crammed into a few weeks, the losers also might wind up winners at WET.

Says Fuller, “I would hire any of these guys.”

“The Big Brain Theory: Pure Genius” premieres Wednesday on Discovery Channel.

ACROSS

1. “Blue Bloods” actor (2)

8. “Gilligan’s Island” actor

9. Green fruit

10. Star of a medical drama series (2)

14. Word in the title of Jon Cryer’s series

15. “Martial __” (1998-2000)

16. “__ Seventeen”; 2002 film for Elijah Wood

17. Baseball’s Hershiser

18. Fashion designer’s monogram

19. __-bitty; very small

DOWN

1. Bill holder

2. “__ __ Away” (1991-93)

3. Pinky or Brandon

4. “__ Burn”; 2005 film for Ray Liotta

5. Tyne’s brother

6. “__ Nest” (1988-95)

7. Fortunetellers

8. “Change of __”; 1998- 2003 reality series

11. Initials for the producer of “All in the Family”

12. Charles Ingalls, to Laura

13. Skinny comic strip lady with a bun

14. __ polloi; commoners

20. Actor Robert __ __

21. Best actress Oscar nominee Merle __

22. “__ World” (1993-97)

23. Actor on “Touched by an Angel”

24. President Carter’s monogram

25. “__ __ It All”; song for Waylon Jennings and others

26. Hush money

29. “__ of Honor”; 2008 Patrick Dempsey film

30. Initials for the portrayer of Mayberry’s sheriff

31. Word in the title of Howie Mandel’s game show

34. 1,713 years ago

35. “Mancuso, __” (1989-90)

20. “The Days and Nights of Molly __” (1987-91)

24. Monogram for Lincoln’s assassin

27. Auction lover’s delight

28. Suffix for profit or musket

29. “Last __ Standing”

32. __ Campbell

33. Series for Jesse Spencer (2) 36. Opening quartet

“The Wayans __.”

2013 Tate Donovan series

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PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

ACTION SPORTS

Sunday

8:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4

4:00 p.m. + Red Bull Signature Series

1:00 a.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited

Tuesday

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited

Wednesday

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited

Saturday

8:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4 ANTHOLOGY

Saturday

3:00 p.m. % ESPN Sports Saturday

AUTO RACING

Sunday

8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV

9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks!

9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar

12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Sportsman Series.

(Taped)

1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing O’Reilly Auto Parts SpringNationals. (Live)

Monday

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now Tuesday

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now Wednesday

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Thursday

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Friday

11:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series:

Aaron’s 312, Qualifying. (Live)

Saturday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) 3 Wide Life

8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower

TV

9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks!

9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar

1:30 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR

Countdown (Live)

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series:

Aaron’s 312. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Summit Racing Equipment Southern Nationals, Qualifying. (Same-day Tape)

2:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series:

Aaron’s 312. (Same-day Tape)

BASEBALL

Sunday

11:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

12:00 p.m. ) MLB Player Poll

(TBS) Toronto Blue Jays at New York Yankees. (Live)

12:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live

(Live)

(WGN-A) White Sox Warm-Up

1:00 p.m. (MSC) Texas Rangers at Minnesota Twins. (Live)

(WGN-A) Tampa Bay Rays at Chicago White Sox. (Live)

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) South Carolina at LSU. (Live)

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Atlanta Braves at Detroit Tigers. (Live)

11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Atlanta Braves at Detroit Tigers.

(Same-day Tape)

2:00 a.m. (MSC) Texas Rangers at Minnesota Twins.

Monday

7:00 a.m. (HBO) Mantle

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Texas Rangers at Minnesota Twins.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Texas Rangers at Minnesota Twins.

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Washington Nationals at Atlanta Braves. (Live)

(MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

(MSC) Twins Live (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers.

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Washington Nationals at Atlanta Braves.

Tuesday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers.

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball: Bryce Begins

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

(MSC) Twins Live (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live) 12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers.

Wednesday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers.

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live) 12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. (Live)

p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)

p.m. (MSC) Twins Live

p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers.

p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

p.m. (MSC) Twins Live

p.m.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers.

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

Friday

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians.

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

Saturday

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

12:00 p.m. ) MLB Player Poll (ESPN2) Florida at LSU. (Live) (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians. (Live)

2:00 p.m. / MLB Player Poll

Teams TBA. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

(TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

Wednesday

6:00 p.m. (TNT) First Round:

Teams TBA. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (TNT) First Round:

Teams TBA. (Live)

11:00 p.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

Thursday

6:00 p.m. (TNT) First Round:

Teams TBA. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (TNT) First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

11:00 p.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

Friday

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2) First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2) First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) First Round:

Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) First Round:

Teams TBA.

3:30 a.m. (ESPN2) First Round: Teams TBA.

Saturday

11:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Face to Face With Hannah Storm

1:00 p.m. (TNT) First Round:

Teams TBA. (Live)

3:30 p.m. (TNT) First Round:

Teams TBA. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (TNT) First Round:

Teams TBA. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (TNT) First Round:

Teams TBA. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

11:30 a.m. % NBA Countdown (Live)

12:00 p.m. % Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

2:30 p.m. % Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

5:30 p.m. (TNT) NBA Tip-Off (Live)

6:00 p.m. (TNT) First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (TNT) First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

11:00 p.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) First Round: Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)

2:30 a.m. (ESPN) First Round: Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)

Monday

7:00 p.m. (TNT) First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (TNT) First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live) (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

CHEERLEADING

kings Cheerleaders: Making The Team 2013 3:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Vikings Cheerleaders: Making The Team 2013

p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Vikings Cheerleaders: Making The Team 2013

EQUESTRIAN

Saturday

3:00 p.m. + 139th Kentucky Derby (Live)

FOOTBALL

Sunday

2:00 p.m. + Beyond the Gridiron: Draft Preview

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) First Round:

Teams TBA.

4:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

BOXING

Sunday

7:45 a.m. (HBO) Sergio Martinez vs. Martin Murray.

8:00 a.m. (SHOW) Danny Garcia vs. Zab Judah.

10:30 a.m. (SHOW) Boxing

11:30 a.m. (SHOW) All Access

6:00 p.m. (SHOW) All Access

Monday

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Countdown to May Day: Mayweather vs. Guerrero

11:15 p.m. (HBO) Sergio Martinez vs. Martin Murray.

12:30 a.m. (SHOW) All Access

Tuesday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Countdown to May Day: Mayweather vs. Guerrero

12:30 a.m. (SHOW) All Access

Monday

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live 3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

3:30 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32

(Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron

Thursday

8:30 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College

Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live

(Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32

(Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

Friday

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College

Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live

(Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

Saturday

12:30 p.m. (ESPN) Gruden’s QB

Camp

GOLF

Sunday

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Ballantine’s Championship, Final Round. (Same-day Tape)

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Pregame (Live)

12:00 p.m. _ Champions: Liberty Mutual Legends of Golf, Final Round. (Live)

(GOLF) Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Final Round. (Live)

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. _ Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Final Round.

(Live)

(GOLF) North Texas Shootout, Final Round. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Final Round.

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) North Texas Shootout, Final Round.

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Monday

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) North Texas Shootout, Final Round.

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Final Round.

4:30 p.m. (GOLF) Performance Institute

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Performance Institute

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Tuesday

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Greatest Rounds

p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center

p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Greatest Rounds

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour 5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Wednesday

p.m. (GOLF) Performance Institute

12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Malaysian Open Highlights

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center 3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship Highlights

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros

4:30 p.m. (GOLF) What’s in the Bag?

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Top 10 7:00 p.m. (GOLF) On the Range 8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Mexico

8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Mexico

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central 10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Mexico

11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Mexico

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) On the Range

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Thursday

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Volvo China

Open, First Round. (Sameday Tape)

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Kingsmill Championship, First Round.

(Live)

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship, First Round.

(Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

(Live)

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship, First Round.

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

(Live)

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship, First Round. 4:30 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

(GOLF) 19th Hole

(GOLF) Golf Central

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Insperity Championship, First Round.

4:30 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Saturday

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Volvo China Open, Third Round. (Sameday Tape)

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship, Third Round. (Live)

1:00 p.m. _ PGA Tour 2013: Seven Days

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

Tuesday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild

Saturday

11:30 a.m. + Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

LACROSSE

Thursday

4:00 p.m. (MSC) ECAC Tournament, First Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) ECAC Tournament, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

Friday

8:00 a.m. (MSC) ECAC Tournament, First Semifinal: Teams TBA.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) ECAC Tournament, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA.

Saturday

3:30 p.m. (MSC) ECAC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. (Live)

2:00 a.m. (MSC) ECAC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA.

MARTIAL

p.m.

SOCCER

Sunday

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Fútbol Mexicano Primera División Puebla FC vs Club Atlas. (Same-day Tape)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show

Monday

2:00 p.m. (MSC) English Premier League Soccer Teams TBA. (Taped)

Tuesday

8:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show

Wednesday

1:00 p.m. (FX) UEFA Champions League Soccer (Live)

1:30 p.m. (FX) UEFA Champions League Soccer Semifinal — FC Barcelona vs FC Bayern Munich. (Live)

1:00 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Highlights

Friday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine

Saturday

6:30 a.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Teams TBA. (Live)

SOFTBALL

Thursday

Friday

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Volvo China Open, Second Round. (Sameday Tape)

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Kingsmill Championship, Second Round. (Live)

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship, Second Round. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Insperity Championship, First Round. (Same-day Tape)

8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship, Second Round.

12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

2:00 p.m. _ Wells Fargo Championship, Third Round. (Live) (GOLF) Kingsmill Championship, Third Round. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Insperity Championship, Second Round. (Same-day Tape)

8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship, Third Round.

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Insperity Championship, Second Round.

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Monday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Texas Tech at Baylor. (Live)

Saturday

6:30 p.m. (ESPN) Tennessee at Missouri. (Live)

TENNIS

Sunday

4:00 a.m. (MSC) Champions Series: Detroit.

WINTER SPORTS

Sunday

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7

Thursday

8:00 a.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7

WRESTLING

Saturday

10:30 a.m. 7 WWE Saturday Morning Slam

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W “Doctor-Girl” ›› “The White Tower”“Young Man With Ideas”(:15) “Terror on a Train” (CC) ››› “Blackboard Jungle”(:15) ›››› “Interrupted Melody”(:15) ››› “Trial” (1955) Glenn Ford. (:15) “Ransom”

TH (:15) ›› “The Mystery of Mr. X” (CC) “I Am a Thief”“The Case of the Black Cat”“Married-Brkfst”(:45) ›› “Double Danger” ›› “The Locket” (1946) ›› “Macao” (1952) (CC) “Great Diamond”(:15) “Moonfleet”

F Heart NY ›› “When You’re in Love” (1937) › “Two Alone” (1934) “Captain-Lady”“A Successful Calamity” › “Man of Iron”(:45) “Pennies From Heaven”(:15) ›› “Road to Bali” (1952) “High Society” (TLC) Baby’s MultiplesBabyBabyBabyBabyPregnantPregnantWedVariedWhat Not to WearBabyBabyExtreme Extreme What Not to WearWedVariedMediumMediumMediumMedium (TNT) Charmed Charmed SupernaturalSupernaturalSupernaturalBones Bones Bones Bones Castle Castle Castle (TOON) Ben 10BeyPokeNinjaGoNinjaGoJohnnyJerryTom & JerryLooney TunesScoobyScoobyAlmostSquirrelLooneyJohnnyJohnnyVariedGumballGumballAdvenAdvenRegular (TRAV) PaidPaidPaidPaidCook’sCook’sThe LayoverVaried Programs No ReservationCarniCarniBizarre FoodsFoodFoodBizarre Foods (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidIn Session Disorder in theVaried Programs CopsCops (TVLAND) PaidPaidMurder...VariedV. DykeV. DykeLucyLucyGriffithGriffithGunsm.VariedGunsmokeBonanza Bonanza BonanzaVariedM*A*S*HM*A*S*HGoldenGolden

W Psych ›› “Running Scared” (2006) Paul Walker. (CC) ››› “Drag Me to Hell” (2009) (CC) Law Order: CINCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS

TH Law Order: CIBurn NoticeBurn NoticeBurn NoticeBurn NoticeBurn Notice

F House House Law Order: CILaw Order: CICSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneLaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVU (WGN-A) PrinceCrefloPaidPaidMatlock Matlock Heat of the NightHeat of the NightNews Walker, RangerWalker, RangerWalker, RangerLaw Order: CIChrisChris

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M “Benny & Joon”Mantle › “The Art of Getting By”“Johnny English Reborn” (S) (:15) ›› “Ethel” (2012) (S) (CC) “Beach Kings” (2008) (S) (:45) ››› “Spanglish” (2004) Adam Sandler. “Chronicles-Ridd”

T ›› “Fat Albert” (2004) (S) ››› “Mary and Martha”Apol ElephantsREAL Sports“Ice Age: Continental Drift”“Which Way Is” “The Legend of Bagger Vance” (2000) REAL Sports“Mary & Martha”

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W Road › “Supercross: The Movie”“Rise of Planet of Apes”(:45) ›› “The Day After Tomorrow” (2004) (S) ››› “Hanna” (2011) Saoirse Ronan. ››› “The Girl” (2012) (S) ›› “Two Weeks Notice”“Rise of Apes”

TH “Harry Potter-Sorcerer’s” ›› “That Old Feeling” (S) A. Lin › “New Year’s Eve” (2011) (S) (CC) ››› “Jane Eyre” (2011) (S) (CC) ››› “The New World” (2005) (S) A. Lin ›› “Green Lantern” (2011)

F ›› “Crooklyn” (1994) Alfre Woodard. › “Glitter” (2001) (S) (CC) (:45) › “A Sound of Thunder” (2005) › “Wrath of the Titans” (S) (:15) ››› “The Rundown” (2003) (S) ›› “First Daughter” (2004) (:45) “Million Dollar Baby” (MAX)

M › “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas”(:15) › “End of Days” (1999, Horror) (S) (CC) (:20) ›› “Transit” (2012) (11:50) ›› “The Eagle” (S) (:45) ›› “The Hard Way” (1991) (S) (:35) ›› “The Big Year” (2011) (S) Haunting

T “The Contender”(:10) “The Out-of-Towners”(:40) “The Three Stooges”(:15) ›› “Flight of the Phoenix” (S) (:10) › “DarkWolf” (2003) (:45) ›› “What’s Your Number?” (S) “American Psycho II”“Am. Reunion”

W (5:50) “Garfield”(:10) ››› “The Parent Trap” (1998) (S) (CC) “Harry Potter Deathly Hallows” ››› “The Matrix Reloaded” (2003) (S) (CC) (1:50) ›› “Fled” (1996) (S) “What’s Love Got to Do With It” (1993) Very 3D

TH (5:35) ››› “The Terminal”(:45) ›› “The Lucky One” (2012) ›› “Larry Crowne” (2011) (:10) ›› “EDtv” (1999) Premiere. (S) (:15) ››› “Election” (1999) (CC) “The Philly Kid” (2012) (S) (:35) ››› “Forrest Gump”

F (:10) “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban”(:35) ››› “The Descendants” (2011) ›› “Deep Impact” (1998) (CC) “Seeking a Friend” (:15) ›› “Sanctum” (2011) (S) (CC) (:05) ›› “The Brave One” (2007) (S) (SHOW)

M Last (:45) ››› “Knucklehead” (2010) (S) › “Bio-Dome” (1996) (S) (:15) ›› “The Ninth Gate” (1999) Johnny Depp. › “The Three Musketeers” (2011) (S) ›› “Kinky Boots” (2005) “Elizabeth: The Golden Age”

T (5:45) “Ceremony”(:15) ››› “Lymelife” (2008) (S) (8:55) ›› “Foolproof” (S) › “The Skulls” (2000) (S) (CC) ››› “Lost in Translation”(:15) ›› “Reality Bites” (1994) (S) ››› “Fright Night” (2011) (S) (CC)

W (5:45) ››› “The Apostle” (1998) ›› “The Stone Angel” (2007) (CC) ›› “Timeline” (2003) Paul Walker. (S) ››› “The Eclipse” (2009) › “Why Stop Now?” (2012) ››› “The Company Men”(:45) “Bulletproof Monk” (CC)

TH (5:30) ››› “Serenity” (S) “Lucky” (2011) Colin Hanks. (:15) › “The Chaperone” (2011) (CC) “Phunny Business” › “In the Mix” (2005) (S) (:15) ›› “The Three Musketeers”(:15) ››› “The King’s Speech” (S)

M Peter“Peace, Love” (7:55) ›› “Liberal Arts” (S) (:35) “The Woman in Black”(:10) “The Entitled” (2011) (:45) ›› “A Summer in Genoa” (S) › “Apollo 18” (2011) (S) “Saint John of Las Vegas”Your

T “Tillamook’s Gold” ››› “Simon Birch” (1998) (S) (CC) ›› “The Stone Angel” (2007) (S) ›› “The Man Who Wasn’t There” (S) ››› “Skin” (2008) Sophie Okonedo. ››› “Camp” (2003) Daniel Letterle. Decoy

F (5:30) “The Ride” ›› “Touchback” (2011) (S) (CC) (:15) “Touching Home” (2008) (S) (CC) (:15) › “Celtic Pride” (1996) (S) (CC) › “Legendary” (2010, Drama) (S) (CC) (2:55) ››› “Ransom” (1996) (S) (CC) Weigh-inManis. (TMC)

W “Lone Rider” (S) ››› “Step Into Liquid”“Rising Stars” (2010) (S) “American Bandits” ›› “Road to Nowhere” (2010) (S) (:35) “Fade to Black” (2006) (S) (CC) “Children of God” (2010) Johnny Ferro. Last Call

TH “Legend-Tomb”(:05) ››› “Thunder Soul” ››› “The Innkeepers” (S) (:15) ›› “Down in the Delta” (1998) (:10) ›› “Albino Alligator” (1996) “Peace, Love” (:35) ›› “Guy X” (2005) Jason Biggs. Brake

F Myth(:40) › “Heavyweights” (1995) (S) (CC) “From Time to Time” (2009) (:10) ›› “The Waiting City” (2009) (S) “Last Night” (2010) (S) (CC) (:35) “The Freebie” (2010) (S) (2:55) ›››› “Cinema Paradiso”“Room-View”

BY KATE O’HARE

Some good franchise employees work hard for their bosses and never get noticed. Others get noticed, followed by praise and/or a raise.

On Thursdays, good employees not only get noticed, but they get put on a TV show where they have a chance to show off their skills and perhaps be awarded the chance to become a franchise owner.

But Food Network’s “Giving You the Business” has one twist – the top workers involved don’t know that they’re on a TV show, let alone that it could give one of them the opportunity of a lifetime.

The companies involved are Famous Famiglia, 16 Handles, Freshii, Jersey Mike’s Subs, La Prep, Muscle Make Grill, Saladworks, Topper’s Pizza and Wok Box. Former NBA star, franchise owner and motivational speaker Walter Bond is host of the series, in which the hand-picked employees are put through hidden-camera challenges that test their skills, honesty and ability to handle the daily challenges of management.

Top employees could win big in Food’s ‘Giving You the Business’

The company CEOs will award a franchise opportunity to the workers who demonstrate their worth through actions and decision making.

“I loved the fact that it’s empowering people,” says Bond. “I think about my kids. When they were in the third grade, they had a teacher who would give them a sticker that said, ‘Caught being good.’

“I remembered that slogan, ‘Caught being good.’ I think about the show, and the employees that are going to win, they basically got caught being good. They’re doing the right things. They’re model employees. They believe in the brand. They’re drinking the Kool-Aid, so to speak. They’re going to get rewarded with their own franchises.

“I love people getting rewarded for doing the right thing.”

As to what impressed him about the employees competing, Bond says, “They all love the brand. Some people are just happy to have a job, thinking, ‘I can’t wait until it’s time to get off work. I hate my job.’ Every person on every episode absolutely loves their job. Not only that, but they absolutely love the brand that they work for.

“Even the contestants that lost, they still had the opportunity to show their love for the company. Across the board, they are really important to the franchise they work for.”

In the current economy, even moderately priced food franchises are under pressure.

“There’s not as much disposable income available,” says Bond, “so it makes the fast-food industry that much more competitive. My message for any fast-food system is that you can’t afford to be average. You can’t have an average burger. Your fries can’t be average.

“People are being very judicious with their dollars. When they go spend them on a Happy Meal deal or whatever you’re selling, it’s got to be really good.

“If you can be really good, you know what, you’re going to do fine.”

“Ride the Pine,” www.ridethepine.com

Alex Balcerski is host for this sports commentary show that mixes comedy and biting commentary, asking such important questions as “Are you recovered from Kevin Ware’s injury?” and “Do you want a ‘Ride the Pine’ sweatshirt?” The rest of the site offers sports news, “Bleacher Babes,” photo galleries, amusing GIFs and stuff labeled “Not Sports.”

“Long Haired Businessmen,” blip.tv/longhairedbusinessmen

It’s a comedy show about three businessmen who do what ordinary businessmen do, except they all have long hair and look a bit like the Three Musketeers. Some of the other guys in the office also have long hair, and a couple have really long beards. It stars Patrick O’Brien, Ben Wietmarschen and George Kareman.

“One Life to Live,” www. hulu.com/one-life-to-live

The long-lived network soap opera is reborn as a Web original on Hulu starting Monday, April 29. Filmed in Stamford, Conn., it follows the lives of the three main families of a small town - the rich Lords, the powerful Buchanans and the strongwilled Cramers. Emmy-winning soap-opera producer Agnes Nixon is creative consultant.

Walter Bond

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(:15) ›› “Seeking a Friend for the End of the World” (2012) Steve Carell.

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›› “Sylvia” (2003, Biography) Gwyneth Paltrow, Daniel Craig. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Beaver” (2011) Mel Gibson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “The Woman in Black” (2012) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (12:10) › “I Melt With You” (2011, Suspense) Thomas Jane. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “I’m Still Here” (2010, Documentary) Joaquin Phoenix. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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The Jump Off (:20) ›› “American Reunion” (2012) Jason Biggs. ‘R’ (:15) Sex Games Cancun Feature 1 (S) (CC) (:40) “Stash House” (2012, Suspense) Dolph Lundgren. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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› “From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money” (1999) ›› “From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman’s Daughter” (:05) ››› “The Mighty” (1998) Sharon Stone. ‘PG-13’ “The Apostle” (TMC) (5:30) ›› “The Decoy Bride” ‘PG’ ›› “Against the Ropes” (2004, Drama) Meg Ryan. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “Legendary” (2010, Drama) Patricia Clarkson, John Cena. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Nurse Jackie The Borgias “Siblings” (S) (CC) All Access

››› “War Horse” (2011) Emily Watson. A horse sees joy and sorrow during World War I. (S) ››› “Traffic” (2000, Crime Drama) Michael Douglas, Don Cheadle, Benicio Del Toro. (S) ‘R’

››› “Monsters” (2010) Scoot McNairy. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Lone Rider”

(2003) John Cusack, Ray Liotta, Amanda Peet. (CC)

“High Fidelity” (2000, Romance-Comedy) John Cusack, Iben Hjejle, Todd Louiso. (CC)

River MonstersRiver Monsters (S) River MonstersNorth Woods LawRiver Monsters (S) River MonstersNorth Woods LawRiver MonstersRiver Monsters (S) River MonstersNorth Woods LawOranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Rachel Zoe ProjectDukes of Dukes of HappensRachel Zoe ProjectBrad Dukes of Real HousewivesHappensRachel Zoe ProjectPaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/OC (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportThe Car ChasersCeleb ApprenTreasure Det.Mad MoneyAmerican GreedAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) ColbertDailyChapChapSouth PkSouth PkWork.South PkDailyColbertSouth PkSouth PkDailyColbertSouth PkSouth ParkFturamaSunnyUglyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters: Blast MythBusters (N) Big Brain Th.MythBusters (CC) Big Brain Th.MythBusters: Blast MythBusters (CC) PopoffPaidTelePaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) ANT Good JessieGravityDogAustinANT AustinJessieGood Kim PKim PDeckDeckGood Good WizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasGaspard Octo (E!) E! News (N) Ready for Love “Love Connections” (N) SoupJonasChelseaE! News ChelseaSoupRyanChelseaMiamiMiamiMiamiPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (CC) Baseball TonightSportsCenter (N)

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(EWTN) Daily MassEWTN Live (N) SaintRosaryReliVaticanoCatholicWomen Daily MassEWTN LiveScienceSwearFaithfulDevoSaintApo.Dogmatic T.CarpenRutler

(FAM) › “The Hot Chick” (2002) Anna Faris ››› “The Mask” (1994) Jim Carrey. The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerGrace

(FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (FSN) UFCTwins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. Twins VikingsWorld Poker TourUFC UnleashedChamp.StuntPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (FX) Two

(S) ››› “Scarface” (1983) Al Pacino, Michelle Pfeiffer. (S) (CC) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) RepoRepoRepoKnife Knife PaidPaid (SYFY) Haunted CollectorHaunted CollectorGhost Hunters (N) ParanormalGhost Hunters (S) ParanormalKnifeKnifeThe Getaway › “Ghouls” (2008) Kristen Renton. PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) (2:00) Spring Praise-A-Thon Spring Praise-A-Thon Spring Praise-A-Thon (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) The Office (CC)

››› “The Bank Job” (2008) Jason Statham, Saffron Burrows. (CC) Better Worse MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) ››› “Ransom” (1956)

››› “Brother Rat” (1938, Comedy) Priscilla Lane. (CC) (:45) ››› “Four Daughters” (1938) Claude Rains, Rosemary Lane. (CC)

›› “Silver Queen” (1942) Priscilla Lane, George Brent.

›› “Cowboy From Brooklyn” (1938) Pat O’Brien. (CC)

››› “Arsenic and Old Lace” (1944, Comedy) Cary Grant. (CC) (DVS) ›› “Varsity Show” (1937) Dick Powell, Fred Waring. › “Son of India” (1931, Romance) (TLC) ObsesObsesHoard-BuriedHoard-BuriedObsesObsesHoard-BuriedObsesObsesHoard-BuriedObsesObsesPopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid19 Kids19 Kids (TNT) NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (N) NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (N) Inside the NBA (N) Cold Case “Bullet” Perception (CC) The Closer (CC) Las Vegas (CC) Angel (S) (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) RegularNinjaGoDragonsTeenKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSealabSquidKing/HillKing/HillLooneyHero: (TRAV) FoodFoodBggg Bggg Toy HntrToy HntrDoomsday on Drive Thru ParaToy HntrToy HntrDoomsday on Drive Thru ParaBggg Bggg PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) PawnPawnPawnPawnRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoPawnPawnRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Raymond Raymond Forever Young King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Raymond Forever Young ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Golden Girls Golden Girls Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Home Improve. Home Improve. Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS Man holds hostages in the lab. NCIS “Ships in the Night” (S) (CC) NCIS “Enemy on the Hill” (S) Psych Shawn runs for mayor. (N) (:01) NCIS “Recruited” (S) (CC) (:01) NCIS “Yankee White” (S) (CC) (12:01) Psych (CC) (:01) House “Brave Heart” (S) (CC) House “Known Unknowns” (S) (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent “All In” The Moment (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosRulesRulesRulesRulesNews at NineFunny VideosRulesRules30 RockScrubs30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

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(HBO) “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (CC)

››› “Manhunt” (2013, Documentary) Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Game of Thrones “Kissed by Fire” Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Veep (S) (CC) Louis C.K.: Oh My God (S) (CC)

››› “Bridesmaids” (2011, Comedy) Kristen Wiig, Rose Byrne. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:40) ››› “Manhunt” (2013, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Conchords “Harry PotterSorcerer’s” (MAX) “Very Harold & Kumar 3D”

›››› “The Silence of the Lambs” (1991) Jodie Foster. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Fast Five” (2011, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) The Jump Off (:45) Lingerie (S) (12:15) Lingerie “Rags to Riches” (12:50) “Inhuman Resources” (2012) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Money Pit” (1986) Tom Hanks. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

›› “The Closer You Get” (2000) Ian Hart. ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Terminal” (SHOW) “Bulletprf” All Access All Access All Access 60 Minutes Sports (N) (S) (CC) All Access (N) All Access 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC) Jim Rome on Showtime (CC) The Borgias “Siblings” (S) (CC)

›› “Liberal Arts” (2012) Josh Radnor. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:40)

Gigolos (CC)

› “Mother’s Day” (2010) Rebecca De Mornay, Jaime King. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Blue Valentine” (2010, Drama) Ryan Gosling. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) › “The Long Weekend” (2005) Chris Klein. ‘R’

(:10) “Alien Raiders” (2008) Carlos Bernard. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:40) “Touched” (2005, Romance) Jenna Elfman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Legend”

›› “Timeline” (2003, Adventure) Paul Walker, Frances O’Connor. (S) ‘PG-13’ “Serenity” (CC) (TMC) (5:30) ›› “Last Call” (2002) Jeremy Irons. ›› “The Baxter” (2005) Michael Showalter. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Wars (S) Natural

(N) (BRAVO) Housewives/OCHousewives/OCHousewives/OCTabatha Tk-OvrHappensKathy Housewives/OCKathy HappensHousewives/OCPaidPaidPaidPaidDukes of Brad (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportCrime Inc.American GreedAmerican GreedMad MoneyCrime Inc.To Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM)

ColbertDailyFturamaFturamaTosh.0Tosh.0SunnySunnyDailyColbertAmy (:31) Tosh.0 (CC) DailyAmy Half Al MadrigalSunnyKeyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Hillbilly Blood (S) Hillbilly Blood (S) Hillbilly Blood (N) Buying Alaska (N) Hillbilly Blood (S) Buying Alaska (S) Hillbilly Blood (S) Hillbilly Blood (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) ANT ANT ››› “Enchanted” (2007) (S) (CC) GravityAustinJessieGood WizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood Good WizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasGaspard Octo (E!) E! News (N) SoupRyanKardashiansBlinging Up BabyChelseaE! News ChelseaJonasJonasChelseaSoupBlinging Up BabyPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) (5:00) SportsCenterCollege Softball Texas Tech at Baylor. Baseball TonightSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter

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NFL Live (N) (CC) E:60 Boxing (CC) Boxing Friday Night Fights. (N) (Live) (CC) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) NASCAR Now (N) NFL Live (CC) SportsNation (CC) E:60 SportsNation SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)

(EWTN) Daily MassWorld Over LiveCrossingRosaryLife on the RockDefendWomen Daily MassWorld Over LiveScienceOctavaFaithfulSavoringWeb of Faith 2.0Living RightCarpenChoices

(FAM) ›› “A Walk to Remember” ›› “The Last Song” (2010) Miley Cyrus. The 700 Club (S)

FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye

College LacrosseCollege Lacrosse Due RoadsWe Love UFC Reloaded Relive all the action from UFC 146.

›› “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” (2009, Action) AngerTwo Two BrandX WithBrandX WithBrandX WithMotherMotherPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, First Round. From Charlotte, N.C.

DadFull H’seFull H’seNannyNannyFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) (3:30) “Scarface”iMPACT Wrestling (N) (S) (CC) TenantsUr. TarTenantsUr. TarTenantsUr. TarTenantsUr. TarWays Ways Ways Ways PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(SYFY) › “Saw V” (2008) Tobin Bell. (CC) › “Saw VI” (2009, Horror) Tobin Bell. › “Saw IV” (2007) Tobin Bell. (CC) › “Saw V” (2008) Tobin Bell. (CC) › “Saw VI” (2009, Horror) Tobin Bell. Merlin (S) (CC) PaidPaid (TBN) (2:00) Spring Praise-A-Thon Spring Praise-A-Thon Spring Praise-A-Thon

(TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangMen at Work (N) Big BangConan (N) (CC) Men at Work Conan (CC) The Office (CC) › “Cop Out” (2010, Comedy) Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan, Adam Brody. (CC)

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) ›› “Moonfleet” (1955) (CC)

››› “Duel in the Sun” (1946, Western) Jennifer Jones, Gregory Peck, Joseph Cotten. (CC)

NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (N) Inside the NBA (N) Cold Case (CC) Perception “Light” The Closer (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel (S) (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) RegularAnnoyIncredRegularKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyFaceChilSquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyFaceSealabSquidKing/HillKing/HillLooneyHero: (TRAV) FoodFoodMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...UploadUploadMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...UploadUploadMost ShockingThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show

››› “Comrade X” (1940) Clark Gable. (CC) MGM Parade (:15) “The Heart of New York” (1932) (TLC) TattoosTattoosCasinoCasinoTattoosTattoosNY Ink (N) (CC) TattoosTattoosNY Ink (S) (CC) CasinoCasinoTattoosTattoosPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidHappily19 Kids (TNT) NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (N)

›› “Ruby Gentry” (1952, Drama) Jennifer Jones. (CC) ›› “Lightning Strikes Twice” (1951) Ruth Roman. (:45) ››› “An American Romance” (1944, Drama) Brian Donlevy, Ann Richards, Walter Abel.

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(HBO) “Green Lantern” › “New Year’s Eve” (2011, RomanceComedy) Halle Berry. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Game of Thrones “Kissed by Fire” Veep (S) (CC)

Katie Morgan KatieVICE (S) (CC) ›› “Green Lantern” (2011, Action) Ryan Reynolds. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Somewhere” (2010) Stephen Dorff. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “The Merchant of Venice” (2004, Drama) Al Pacino, Jeremy Irons. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Renée Fleming (MAX) (4:35) ››› “Forrest Gump” (1994) ›› “I, Robot” (2004, Science Fiction) Will Smith. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “The Watch” (2012, Comedy) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) “Erotic Karma” (2012, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

››› “Fright Night” (2011, Horror) Anton Yelchin, Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(12:05) ››› “Seven” (1995, Suspense) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) “Recoil” (2011, Action) Steve Austin, Danny Trejo. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(3:50) ››› “The Tree of Life” (2011, Drama) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) (:15) ››› “The Game” (1997, Suspense) Michael Douglas, Sean Penn. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Mayweather (S) (CC) All Access Gigolos (N) (S) The Borgias “Siblings” (S) (CC) Gigolos (CC) All Access ››› “Traffic” (2000, Crime Drama) Michael Douglas, Don Cheadle. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ SuicideGirls ››› “The King’s Speech” (2010) Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “The Ride” (S) (TMC) (5:25) › “Brake” (2012) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Goon” (2011) Seann William Scott. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) › “Bio-Dome” (1996) Pauly Shore. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (12:10) › “Book of Love” (2004) Frances O’Connor. ‘R’ (:35) “Brotherhood” (2010) Trevor Morgan. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Soldier’s Girl” (2003, Docudrama) Troy Garity. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Myth of the American”

CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Housewives/Atl.To Be Announced To Be Announced Movie

BeDon’t Be (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportTreasure Det.The Car ChasersAmerican GreedMad MoneyThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC)

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(FAM) (5:30) ››› “Big” (1988) ›› “The Goonies” (1985) Sean Astin. The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrincePaidPaidPaid

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Be Announced CrosPro TalkNHLPoker After DarkDarts Poker After DarkHang PaidPaidPaidPaidOutdoorOutsideOutd’rs (NICK) TurtlesTurtlesTurtlesTurtlesFull H’seFull H’seNannyNannyFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearFull H’seFull H’sePeterPeter (SPIKE) “Remember the Titans” ››› “Remember the Titans” (2000, Drama) (S) ››› “Coach Carter” (2005, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson. Ways Ways Ways Ways Knife Knife PaidPaid (SYFY) Merlin (S) (CC) WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Merlin (N) (CC) Defiance Merlin (S) (CC) Defiance Warehouse 13 (S) Lost Girl (S) (CC) Lost Girl (S) (CC) Stargate AtlantisPaidPaid (TBN) (2:00) Spring Praise-A-Thon Spring Praise-A-Thon Spring Praise-A-Thon (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) ›› “Old School” (2003, Comedy) Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell. (CC) (DVS) There Yet? There Yet? There Yet? There Yet? There Yet? ›› “Bruce Almighty” (2003) Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman. (CC) (DVS) MarriedMarriedMarriedJeff Foxworthy Jeff Foxworthy MarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ››› “High Society” ››› “Alice in Wonderland” (1933) Charlotte Henry. ›› “No Greater Glory” (1934) George Breakston.

›› “The Bride Wore Red” (1937) Joan Crawford, Franchot Tone. (CC)

›› “I Take This Woman” (1940) Spencer Tracy, Hedy Lamarr. (CC)

››› “Three Comrades” (1938) Robert Taylor. (CC) (:45) ›› “Parnell” (1937, Biography) Clark Gable, Myrna Loy. (CC) Now Playing (TLC) Say YesSay YesFour Weddings: Say YesSay YesGownGownSay YesSay YesGownGownFour Weddings: Say YesSay YesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(TNT) The Mentalist (S) ››› “War of the Worlds” (2005) Tom Cruise. ››› “War of the Worlds” (2005) Tom Cruise. ››› “Face/Off” (1997) John Travolta, Nicolas Cage. (CC) Smallville (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) RegularRegularCartoon PlanetKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSealabSquidKing/HillKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) FoodFoodGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead Files (N) The Dead FilesGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) World’s Dumbest...Wipeout (S) (CC) Most ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingMost ShockingThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid

(TVLAND) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit The Moment A coaching position. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) (:01) › “The Condemned” (2007,

(HBO) (4:45) “Million Dollar Baby” (2004)

“Wrath of the Titans” (2012) Sam Worthington. (CC) Candelabra Real Time With Bill Maher (N) (CC) VICE (N) (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) VICE (S) (CC) “El Gringo” (2012) Scott Adkins. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Die Hard” (1988, Action) Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Bedelia. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Office Space” (1999) Ron Livingston. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Apollo 13” ‘PG’ (MAX) (:10) ›› “Life” (1999, Comedy-Drama) Eddie Murphy. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005, Action) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) The Jump Off (:35) “Hidden Treasures” (2013) Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

›› “Varsity Blues” (1999) James Van Der Beek. (S) ‘R’ Femme Fatales (:15) ›› “Navy SEALS” (1990, Action) Charlie Sheen. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “The Newton Boys” (1998) Matthew McConaughey. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) Sebastian Maniscalco 30 Days in May (S) (CC) All Access All Access All Access All Access 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC) Jim Rome on Showtime (CC) All Access Gigolos (CC) Nurse Jackie ››› “Brokeback Mountain” (2005, Romance) Heath Ledger. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) › “Celtic Pride” (1996, Comedy) Damon Wayans. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) The Big C: He. (TMC) (5:00) “A

Room With a View” ‘NR’

››› “War Horse” (2011) Emily Watson. A horse sees joy and sorrow during World War I. (S) ››› “Little Fish” (2005, Drama) Cate Blanchett, Sam Neill. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Black Dahlia” (2006, Mystery) Josh Hartnett. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) “The Seduction of Misty Mundae” (2004) ‘NR’ (CC)

›› “4:44 Last Day on Earth” (2011) Willem Dafoe. “Even the Rain” (2010, Drama) Luis Tosar. ‘NR’ (CC)

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(BRAVO) Don’t BeDon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t Be TardyMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerHousewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl. (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) Early Sat. CNN Saturday Morning (N) MoneySaturday MorningCNN Newsroom (N) CNN NewsroomMoneyNext ListTo Be Announced GuptaCNN NewsroomSituation Room (COM) PaidPaidFturamaFturama(:15) ›› “Encino Man” (1992) (CC) (:15) ›› “Year One” (2009) (CC) ChapChapChapChap“Harold & Kumar Escape Guantanamo” ››› “Trading Places” (DISC) PaidPaidPaidPaidOverhaulin’ (CC) Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) (DISN) MickeyPiratesDoc SofiaPhineasGravityJessieJessieJessieJessieDogDogDogShake ItShake ItShake ItANT ANT ANT ANT Good DogAustinJessie (E!) › “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry”SoupE! News (N) Fashion PoliceKardashiansBlinging Up BabyReady for Love “Love Connections” (S) JonasJonasRyanRyanE! News (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)

(ESPN2) SportsNation English Premier League Soccer Teams TBA. (N) (Live) 30 for 30

CrossFitCrossFitCrossFitQB Sports.NASCARNASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Aaron’s 312. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N)

NBA Face to FaceCollege Baseball Florida at LSU. (N) (Live)

CrossFit Games CrossFit Games 2012 CrossFit Games NHRA Drag Racing

(EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily MassDevotionMorningAngelsKnightsHeritageRosaryHoly RosaryActs MiraclesEWTN on LocationMercyRosaryWeb of Faith 2.0Jesus, Living in MaryWisdom

(FAM) Boy... ››› “Michael” (1996) John Travolta. Premiere. ››› “Meet the Parents” (2000) Ben Stiller ››› “Big” (1988) Tom Hanks. ›› “Overboard” (1987, Comedy) Goldie Hawn. ›› “The Goonies” (1985) Sean Astin. (FNC) (5:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls & Bears BusinessForbes on FOX Cashin’ In (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) Journal Editorial FOX News America’s News Headquarters (N) BusinessCashin’ In (N) The Five (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) (FSN) PaidPaid3 WideWe Love RoadsPaidWoodsOutdoorDW-TVAnglingDue Twins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians. (N) Twins College Lacrosse Game (FX) MotherMotherMotherMotherMotherTwo Two Two Two ››› “The Incredible Hulk” (2008) Liv Tyler ››› “Spider-Man 2” (2004, Action) Tobey Maguire. ››› “X-Men 2” (2003, Fantasy)

(GOLF) Morning Drive (N) (Live) European PGA Tour Golf Volvo China Open, Third Round. From Tianjin, China. (N Same-day Tape) Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Third Round. Golf Central LPGA Tour Golf Kingsmill Championship, Third Round. From Williamsburg, Va. (N) (Live)

Golf Central PGA Golf

(HGTV) DisasterBryanPropertyPropertyElbowGoingBathYardYardKitchenCrashersCrashersLove It or List ItCool Pools (CC) HawaiiHawaiiHawaiiHawaiiHawaiiHawaiiHuntersHunt Intl (HIST) Mankind The StoryMankind The StoryMankind The Story of All of Us (CC) Mankind The Story of All of Us (CC) Mankind The Story of All of Us (CC) Mankind The Story of All of Us (CC) Mankind The Story of All of Us (CC) (LIFE) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidTo Be AnnouncedMovie Movie Movie Movie (NBCSN) GAFF MartinFisher.ParkerB. DanceBassSltwtrBig FishSaltwaIntoCharlieOutdoorB. DanceParkerSportFishingTo Be AnnouncedMLS Soccer: Red Bulls at Crew TBA (NICK) ParentsParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.TurtlesMonSponge.RocketRangersSponge.ParentsParentsParentsParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge. (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidXtremeHorse.Trucks!MuscleSavageSavageSavageSavageSavageSavageSavageSavageSavage ››› “Braveheart” (1995) Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau. (S) (CC) (SYFY)

PaidPaid Program Warehouse 13 (S) “Merlin and the War of the Dragons” › “Dragon Wars” (2007) Jason Behr. “Fire & Ice” (2008) Amy Acker. › “Flying Monkeys” (2013) (CC) “Chupacabra” (TBN) (2:00) Spring Praise-A-Thon Spring Praise-A-Thon Spring Praise-A-Thon (TBS) Name Is Earl Name Is Earl House of Payne Meet the Browns There Yet? According-Jim King of Queens King of Queens Engagement ›› “Bruce Almighty” (2003) Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman. (CC) (DVS) ›› “Old School” (2003, Comedy) Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell. (CC) (DVS) Raymond Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens (TCM) Now Playing ››› “The Gangster” (1947) Barry Sullivan, Belita. ››› “Fire Over England” (1937) Laurence Olivier. (:45) ›› “The Falcon Takes Over” (1942, Mystery)

›› “Fighting Man of the Plains” (1949) Randolph Scott, Bill Williams.

››› “Ocean’s Eleven” (1960) Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin. (CC) (:15) ››› “The Caine Mutiny” (1954, Drama) Humphrey Bogart, Jose Ferrer, Van Johnson. (CC) “Wild One” (TLC)

PaidPaidPaidPaidMoving Up (CC) Four Houses (S) Insane Bathrooms1st 1st Cellblock 6Cellblock 6Cellblock 6Cellblock 6Cellblock 6Cellblock 6 (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Rizzoli & IslesRizzoli & Isles“The Librarian: Quest for the Spear”NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (N) NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (N) (TOON) Scan2GoJohnnyBeyPokéBen 10NinjaGoLanternTeenJerryJerryJohnnyJohnnyJohnnyGumballGumballGumballMADIncredAdvenAdvenAdvenRegularRegularRegular (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumRadical RidesMan v Man v FoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodRd- GarBurgerBurgerNewSturgis: Wild RideSturgis: CopsDoomsday on (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMost ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingRepoRepoRepoRepoLizardLizardLizardLizardUploadUploadWipeout (S) (CC) (TVLAND) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S)

Brad Pitt. (CC) NCIS A murder victim in a taxi. (CC) NCIS “Angel of Death” (S) (CC) NCIS “Marine Down” (S) (CC) (WGN-A) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidLaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CI

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:30) ››› “Apollo 13” (1995, Historical Drama) Tom Hanks. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

Conchords ››› “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (2011) ‘PG-13’ (:15) ›› “Two Weeks Notice” (2002) Sandra Bullock. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Mary and Martha” (2013) Hilary Swank. (S) (CC) (:45) ››› “Manhunt” (2013, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

›› “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island” (2012) (S) ‘PG’ “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (CC) (MAX) (:15) ›› “K-9” (1989, Comedy) James Belushi, Mel Harris. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “A Thousand Words” (2012) Eddie Murphy. ‘PG-13’ ›› “Along Came Polly” (2004) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘PG-13’ (:05) ›› “Stag Night” (2008) Kip Pardue. ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Man on a Ledge” (2012) Sam Worthington.

››› “Casino” (1995) Robert De Niro. A mob employee makes a play for power in 1970s Las Vegas. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “The Five-Year Engagement” (2012) Jason Segel, Rhys Ifans. ‘R’ (CC) “Dark Shad” (SHOW) The Big C: He. ››› “Mean Girls” (2004) Lindsay Lohan. ‘PG-13’ (:15) ›› “Bulletproof Monk” (2003, Action) Chow Yun-Fat. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

CutestTanked (S) (CC) America’s CutestTanked (S) (CC) My Cat From HellMy Cat From HellFreakFreakTapeTapeWeirdWeirdExtremeExtreme (BRAVO) Real HousewivesMovie Movie Movie

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(CNBC) The Car ChasersTreasure Det.Suze Orman ShowThe Car ChasersAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowPrincessPrincessPaidPaidHeads-Up PokerSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) CNN NewsroomAnderson CooperAnthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.Anderson CooperAnthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.Anderson CooperAnthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.Anderson CooperWk Early Start (COM) “Trading Places” ››› “I Love You, Man” (2009) (CC) ›› “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” (2008) (CC) Amy “Harold & Kumar Escape” (:02) ›› “Year One” (2009) (CC)

PaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) MythBusters (CC) Big Brain Th.MythBusters (CC) Sons of Guns (S) MythBusters (CC) Sons of Guns (S) Big Brain Th.MythBusters (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDavid (DISN) Good Luck CharlieGood DogJessieShake ItDogDogANT ANT ANT Shake ItShake ItShake ItGood ›› “Zenon: The Zequel”DeckDeckFish PhineasOctoMickey (E!) Blinging Up Baby ››› “Juno” (2007) Ellen Page. RyanRyanFashion PoliceSoupChelsea ››› “Juno” (2007) Ellen Page. SoupChelseaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) SportCtrCollege Softball Tennessee at Missouri. Baseball Tonight (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) NHRA Drag RacingBoxing (CC) Boxing From Feb. 10, 1990. (CC) 30 for 30 30 for 30 Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC)

NBA Tonight (N)

NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (CC)

NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Aaron’s 312. (N Same-day Tape) NBA Tonight E:60

(EWTN) Holy RosarySt. Rita (Part 1 of 2) SistersLiving RightCampusThe Daily MassReligionSavoringEldest DaughtrWisdomMarriageConfraternities LivingR. CaeliCatholic

(FAM) Goonies ››› “Twister” (1996) Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton. ››› “The Blind Side” (2009, Drama) Sandra Bullock. PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidZ. LevittPrinceMass

(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine (N) Geraldo at Large (S) (CC) Red Eye (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large (S) (CC) Red Eye Huckabee Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large (S) (CC) FOX and Friends Sunday (N)

(FSN) College Baseball Arkansas at Kentucky. (N) (Live) MLB Baseball: Twins at Indians World Poker TourMLB Baseball: Twins at Indians College Lacrosse StuntCar Warriors (S) (FX) (4:00) “X-Men 2” ›› “X-Men: The Last Stand” (2006) ››› “Iron Man” (2008, Action) Robert Downey Jr. AngerBrandX WithTwo BrandX WithArcherLegitPaidPaidPaidPaid

(GOLF) (5:30) PGA Tour Golf Champions: Insperity Championship, Second Round. (N Same-day Tape)

PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Third Round. From Charlotte, N.C. Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Champions: Insperity Championship, Second Round.

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Central Golf Central (HGTV) House HuntersLove It or List ItLove It or List ItHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(HIST) PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPaidKnife Show/Cutlery CornerPaidPaid

(LIFE) (5:00) Movie“Tyler Perry’s the Family That Preys”Movie

“Tyler Perry’s the Family That Preys”Movie ChrisChrisPaidPaidPaidPaid

(NBCSN) College Lacrosse (N) (Live) To Be Announced Poker After DarkDarts (Taped) Poker After DarkPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMartinWildLiFisher. (NICK) Sponge.Sponge.MarvinWendellNinjasWendellNannyNannyFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearFull H’seFull H’seRugratsRugrats (SPIKE) “Braveheart” (S) ›› “The Expendables” (2010, Action) Jet Li (S) ›› “The Expendables” (2010, Action) Jet Li (S) “Universal Soldier: Regeneration” (S) Ways Ways PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Chupacabra” ›› “Godzilla” (1998) Matthew Broderick. Premiere. (CC) › “Age of the Dragons” (2011) (CC) ›› “Wyvern” (2009) Nick Chinlund. ›› “Jabberwock” (2011) (CC) “Livin Dead”PaidPaid (TBN) (2:00) Spring Praise-A-Thon Spring Praise-A-Thon Spring Praise-A-Thon (TBS) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangMen at Work Last Laugh?

›› “Runaway Bride” (1999, Romance-Comedy) Julia Roberts, Richard Gere, Joan Cusack. (CC)

››› “In Good Company” (2004) Dennis Quaid, Topher Grace. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedFriends (CC) Friends (CC) (TCM) (5:30) ››› “The Wild One” (1954)

››› “Gold Diggers of 1933” (1933) Joan Blondell, Ruby Keeler. (CC)

›› “Footlight Parade” (1933) James Cagney, Joan Blondell. (CC)

›››› “42nd Street” (1933) Ruby Keeler, Warner Baxter. (CC) (DVS)

›› “The Tempest” (1979, Drama) Heathcote Williams. (:45) ››› “Derek” (2008)

Narrated by Tilda Swinton. (:15) Now Playing “May 2013” ›› “The Firefly” (1937) (CC) (TLC) Cellblock 6Epic Pools (N) (S) Four Houses (N) Twisted Twisted Epic Pools (CC) Four Houses (S) Twisted Twisted Cellblock 6PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT)

NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (N) NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (N) ›› “Sahara” (2005) Matthew McConaughey. ››› “Ocean’s Eleven” (2001) George Clooney. Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) ›› “Planet 51” (2009) Jessica Biel VentureFam GuyFam GuyCleveDynaBoonBleachNarutoSoul Thundr.IGPXEureka 7TenchiTitanFullmetalCowboyInuyashaInuyashaLooneyLooney (TRAV) Extreme Survival Mysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresMysteries-MuseumGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresMysteries-MuseumPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC)

World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...Most ShockingPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Cosby Show (USA) NCIS “Left for Dead” (S) (CC) NCIS A Mafia dumping ground. NCIS A teen holds his school hostage. NCIS “Dead and Unburied” (CC)

››› “Friday” (1995, Comedy) Ice Cube, Chris Tucker, Nia Long. (CC) House “Remorse” (S) (CC) WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) House “The Tyrant” (S) (CC) House A businessman’s teenage son. Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (WGN-A) MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Kansas City Royals. (N) News at NineBones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) 30 Rock30 Rock30 Rock30 RockChrisChris ››› “Glory Road” (2006, Drama) WorldPaid

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (CC)

› “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” (2012, Action) Benjamin Walker. ‘R’ (CC) Game of Thrones “Kissed by Fire”

› “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” (2012) Benjamin Walker. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(11:50) ›› “Hall Pass” (2011) Owen Wilson. ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ››› “Die Hard With a Vengeance” (1995, Action) Bruce Willis, Jeremy Irons. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(3:50) ››› “The Union” (2011) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:20) › “Taxi” (MAX) (5:35) ›› “Dark Shadows”

(2012) Johnny Depp. ‘PG-13’ ››› “Red Eye” (2005) Rachel McAdams. (S) ‘PG-13’

›› “Savages” (2012) Taylor Kitsch. Three pot growers go to war against a Mexican drug cartel.

The Jump Off (11:50) “Sexy Wives Sinsations”

(:10) ›› “Savages” (2012, Crime Drama) Taylor Kitsch, Blake Lively, Aaron Johnson. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:20) ›› “The People Under the Stairs” (1991) (S) ‘R’ “Looney Tunes: Back in Action” (S) (SHOW) May Day Live: Countdown to Mayweather vs. Guerrero (N) (Live)

›› “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” (2011) Ewan McGregor. ‘PG-13’ (CC) Gigolos (CC) The Borgias “Siblings” (S) (CC) Nurse Jackie “28 Hotel Rooms” (2012) Chris Messina. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “Blitz” (2011) Jason Statham. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “The Crow” (1994) Brandon Lee. Premiere. ‘R’ (:45) › “Albino Farm” (2009) Chris Jericho. ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ››› “The Crow” (1994, Fantasy) Brandon Lee. ‘R’

(:15) ››› “Fair Game” (2010, Drama) Naomi Watts. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

“Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil” ‘PG’ (TMC) (:15) ›› “Payback” (1999, Action) Mel Gibson. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Albino Farm” (2009) Chris Jericho. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “The Mechanic” (2011) Jason Statham. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “Accidents Happen” (2009) Geena Davis. ‘R’ “Fighting”

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