The Brainerd Dispatch TV Week April 29th 2012

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Eddie Izzard gets his pirate on for ‘Treasure Island’

By Kate O’Hare © Zap2it

Over a glass of wine at a busy restaurant bar adjacent to a mall cinema on the west side of Los Angeles, British comic and actor Eddie Izzard shares his long-standing desire to be bald — not permanently, mind you, but just for a role.

“I’ve been trying to shave my head in some role for eight years,” he says. “I just thought it’d be an interesting take. ... To keep a comedic thing going and a dramatic thing, it’s a tricky thing to do. If you can break a look, if you can make it so one is over there and one is, ‘Oh, God, you look so different,’ that really helps.”

Izzard is at the cinema for a screening of the first half of his latest project, a new, four-hour version of the Robert Louis Stevenson classic “Treasure Island,” airing all in one night Saturday, May 5, on Syfy.

Steve Barron (“Merlin,” “Arabian Nights”) directs from a screenplay by Stewart Harcourt (“Hearts and Bones,” “Marple”).

Izzard plays Long John Silver (complete with tattooed bald head and missing leg), with Elijah Wood as Ben Gunn, Donald Sutherland as Captain Flint, Philip Glenister as Captain Smollett, Daniel Mays as Dr. Livesey and Rupert Penry-Jones as Squire Trelawney.

As to whether if he’s trying to rescue the image of pirates from “Pirates of the Caribbean,” Izzard says, “I said, ‘I’ll only do it if it’s edgy, if it tracks all the way down to real lives and real people.’ What would you do in the 1700s with that kind of money? How bleak was it?

“Everyone was just fighting and scrabbling and the greed. In the end it’s a story of Jim’s soul. Which way is he going to go?”

The production was challenging.

“It was freezing in Dublin and boiling in Puerto Rico,” says Izzard, “a couple of months apart.”

He also managed to injure himself along the way.

“I did,” he says, “quite early. “I knocked my chest in, which I didn’t think would be much of a problem. I put a heat pad on it, though, and I burned a hole in myself. I fell over, hit my chest. I thought, ‘I have fallen over before, hurt my leg, my chest, my head, my this, my that.’ You fall over in life. But this thing turned into a bit of agony.

“I put a heat pad on it to make it better, then I foolishly put the crutch in there, not realizing that the crutch push-

ing against the thing actually caused it to burn.”

Based on a period design, Long John Silver’s crutch wasn’t exactly ergonomic.

“It was a very difficult crutch,” says Izzard. “Normally, you have a cross strap to put your weight on, but there’s no cross strap. It has a ball of rope there, a knot, and that is the only thing you can grab hold of, the only thing you can push down on. It was quite tricky. But we were going on designs from the 1700s.

“I was practicing on one medical crutch, and I said, ‘This is not like the other one. I need to practice with the real one.’ I was trying to walk on it all the time. I eased into it until I could pick it up. I was always standing on the left foot only, so I had to rest on the right foot and go back to the left foot.”

But that hasn’t deterred Izzard from being willing to shave his head and pick up Long John Silver’s crutch once again.

“I’m already working on a new script,” he says. “We’re talking out different stories. It’s the idea — can you take a classic

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and go and do another one?

It’s a bit tricky to do this. But the essence of it is greed and your soul and money. These are eternal stories.

“And being a pirate ... it’s like the Millennium Falcon (in ‘Star Wars’). Han Solo was a pirate. We had our ship; they had the Millennium Falcon. It was great. I was playing a pirate, like when I was 8 years old.”

Besides, back in Long John Silver’s time, for a man not born into the upper classes, piracy was one way to improve one’s station in life.

“Villainy,” Izzard says, “maybe it’s a smart move. Since it wasn’t a meritocracy, since it was the class system, you could get as much money as some of these posh kids. That’s the only way in.

“You have your Millennium Falcon equivalent, the Hispaniola. You have your own boat, master of the seas, wine, women and song, sexual diseases. You could be a villain in Britain where the summers are rainy and the winters are cold, or you could be in the Caribbean, where it’s warm.”

Eddie Izzard stars in “Treasure Island” Saturday on Syfy.

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25. “We __ Marshall”; 2006 Matthew Fox movie

26. “Married ... With Children” role

29. Shucks’ forerunner

30. “Happy Endings” role (2)

34. “Father __”; 1964 film for Cary Grant

36. __-__-Meal; breakfast cereal corporation

38. Building wing

39. Dog in “Peter Pan”

42. “__ Given Sunday”; Al Pacino movie

actress (2)

1. “Make Room __ Daddy”

2. Enlarge a hole

3. “All You __ Is Love”; hit for the Beatles

4. MN’s forerunners

5. Initials for Tom Selleck’s private eye character

6. __ Downey

7. “On Golden __”; last film for Henry Fonda

8. Fraternity letter

9. Role on “NCIS: Los Angeles” (2)

12. “2 Broke Girls” actor (2)

14. Biol. or chem.

16. “__ in the Family”

19. Twofold

20. Mia, for one

22. Welk’s initials 23. Edith, to Gloria 27. “Rumor __ It ...”; Jennifer Aniston film 28. “Love __ __ Many Splendored Thing” 30. Ken or Barbie 31. Part of Caesar’s

1. Role on “CSI: Miami” (2)

9. Garden tool

10. Red Muppet 11. Electric resistance unit 13. Clear the slate 15. Excessive enthusiasm 17. Christopher of “Harry’s Law”

Six-pointer,

20. “Charlie __. Cloud”; 2010 Kim Basinger film 21. “The King and I” star

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Word in the title of Dann Florek’s series

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PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

ACTION SPORTS

Sunday 9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Tour

1:00 a.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited

Tuesday

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Tour

Friday

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Championships

Saturday

10:00 a.m. ) The Real Winning Edge (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4

AUTO RACING

Sunday 9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV

10:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks!

10:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar

11:00 a.m. (MSC) What’s in Autogeek’s Garage?

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Motorhead Garage TV

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing O’Reilly Auto Parts Spring Nationals. (Same-day Tape)

Monday

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Diesel TV

4:00 p.m. (MSC) What’s in Autogeek’s Garage?

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Motorhead Garage TV

Tuesday

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Wednesday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

Thursday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now Friday

11:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Aaron’s 312, Qualifying. (Live)

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

Saturday

10:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV

11:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks!

11:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar

2:00 p.m. % NASCAR Countdown (Live)

2:15 p.m. % NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Aaron’s 312. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Summit Racing Equipment Southern Nationals, Qualifying. (Taped)

5:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Aaron’s 312. (Taped)

BASEBALL

Sunday

10:00 a.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

12:00 p.m. ) MLB Player Poll (TBS) Detroit Tigers at New York Yankees. (Live)

12:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live) (WGN-A) Chicago Cubs at Philadelphia Phillies. (Live)

1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Georgia at LSU. (Live) (MSC) Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins. (Live)

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) Arkansas at Florida. (Live)

3:15 p.m. (WGN-A) MLB Postgame

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Tampa Bay Rays at Texas Rangers. (Live)

11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Tampa Bay Rays at Texas Rangers. (Same-day Tape)

2:00 a.m. (MSC) Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins.

4:00 a.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

Monday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins.

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live) 9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. (Live) 11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)

Tuesday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 11:00 a.m. (MSC) The Game 365 11:30 a.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall 12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

7:00 p.m. (MSC) 50 Greatest Twins

8:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live) 9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. (Live) 11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live) 12:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

Wednesday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.

3:30 p.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)

(WGN-A) Chicago Cubs at Cincinnati Reds. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Baseball Twins Legends Game.

8:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

(MSC) Minnesota Twins at Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m.

BASKETBALL

(TNT) Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (TNT) Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive

11:00 p.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

Thursday

7:00 p.m. (TNT) Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (TNT) Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

Friday

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (ESPN) Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA.

2:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)

4:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA.

Saturday

12:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live)

1:00 p.m. (ESPN) Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

3:30 p.m. (ESPN) Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

6:30 p.m. (TNT) NBA Pregame (Live)

7:00 p.m. (TNT) Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (TNT) Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

11:00 p.m. (HBO) Chad Dawson vs. Bernard Hopkins, Light Heavyweights.

1:15 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Cotto

Tuesday

9:00 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Cotto

11:30 p.m. (HBO) Floyd Mayweather: Speaking Out

1:00 a.m. (TNT) 24/7 Mayweather/Cotto

Wednesday

9:00 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Cotto

11:00 p.m. (HBO) Portrait of a Fighter: Canelo Alvarez

12:00 a.m. (TNT) 24/7 Mayweather/Cotto

Thursday

1:00 p.m. (HBO) Floyd Mayweather: Speaking Out

6:30 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Cotto

11:30 p.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Mayweather vs. Cotto

11:45 p.m. (HBO) Floyd Mayweather: Speaking Out

1:00 a.m. (TNT) 24/7 Mayweather/Cotto

1:45 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Cotto

Friday

5:00 p.m. (HBO) Weigh-In Live: Mayweather/Cotto (Live)

5:30 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Cotto

6:00 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Cotto

6:30 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Cotto

7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) The Real Rocky (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/ Cotto

7:30 p.m. (HBO) Weigh-In Live: Mayweather/Cotto

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Boxing

10:45 p.m. (TNT) 24/7 Mayweather/Cotto

Saturday

8:00 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Cotto

8:30 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Cotto

9:00 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Cotto

9:30 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Cotto

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

8:30 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

Friday

8:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

9:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Seattle Mariners. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live) Saturday

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Seattle Mariners.

12:00 p.m. ) MLB Player Poll (ESPN2) South Carolina at Arkansas. (Live)

1:30 p.m. (MSC) Houston at Rice. (Live)

2:00 p.m. / MLB Player Poll

2:30 p.m. ) / FOX Saturday Baseball Pregame (Live)

3:00 p.m. ) / Regional Coverage. (Live)

2:30 p.m. % First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

5:30 p.m. (TNT) NBA Pregame (Live)

6:00 p.m. (TNT) Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (TNT) Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

11:00 p.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)

2:30 a.m. (ESPN) Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (Sameday Tape)

Monday

5:00 p.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive

6:00 p.m. (TNT) Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (TNT) Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

11:00 p.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

3:00 a.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA.

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Playoffs, First Round: Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)

BOATING

Tuesday

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Volvo Ocean Race

BOXING

Sunday

7:30 a.m. (HBO) Floyd Mayweather: Speaking Out

8:00 a.m. (HBO) Chad Dawson vs. Bernard Hopkins, Light Heavyweights.

10:15 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Cotto

11:45 a.m. (HBO) Portrait of a Fighter: Canelo Alvarez

Monday

6:30 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Cotto

10:30 p.m. (HBO) Floyd Mayweather: Speaking Out

10:00 a.m. (HBO) Weigh-In Live: Mayweather/Cotto

7:00 p.m. (HBO) Fight Day Now! Mayweather/Cotto (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Top Rank: Mike Alvarado vs. Gabriel Martinez.

CHEERLEADING

Sunday 10:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Cheerleading

a.m. (ESPN2) Cheerleading 12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Cheerleading

EQUESTRIAN

Saturday

3:00 p.m. + 138th Kentucky Derby (Live)

FOOTBALL

Monday

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)

PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

Tuesday

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College

Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live

(Live)

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32

(Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Audibles

(Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Audibles

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

3:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College

Football Live

(HBO) Breaking the Huddle: The Integration of College

Football

Wednesday

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College

Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32

(Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

Thursday

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College

Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live

(Live)

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32

(Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

9:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

3:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College

Football Live

Friday

10:30 a.m. (HBO) Breaking the Huddle: The Integration of College Football

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College

Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live

(Live)

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

Saturday

9:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

GOLF

Sunday

7:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

7:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Ballantine’s Championship, Final Round. (Same-day Tape)

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Pregame (Live)

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Final Round.

(Live)

1:00 p.m. # _ Get Golf

Ready

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. # _ Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Final Round.

(Live)

(GOLF) Mobile Bay Classic, Final Round. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

(Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) British Open Highlights

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Final Round.

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

(Live)

11:30 p.m.

Champions Tour Learning Center

p.m. (GOLF) Top 10

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship, Second Round. (Live) 5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Insperity Championship, First Round. (Same-day Tape)

7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship, Second Round.

2:00 p.m. # _ Wells Fargo Championship, Third Round. (Live)

(GOLF) Big Break Atlantis

2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

3:30 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

4:30 p.m. (GOLF) Morning Drive Weekend Edition

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

(MSC) Golf Life ’12

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Insperity Championship, Second Round. (Same-day Tape)

(MSC) Midwest Classic Golf

8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship, Third Round.

11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Insperity Championship, Second Round.

HOCKEY

Sunday

2:00 p.m. + Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

Saturday

11:30 a.m. + Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

MARTIAL ARTS

Sunday

9:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Unleashed

Wednesday

6:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider

Thursday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Unleashed

10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) MMA Live

12:00 a.m. (MSC) UFC Unleashed

Friday

9:00 p.m. (FX) The Ultimate Fighter Live (Live)

1:00 a.m. (FX) The Ultimate Fighter Live

Saturday

7:00 p.m. ) / UFC: Miller vs. Diaz (Live)

MOTORCYCLE RACING

Sunday

Weiznegger-Engle Ins.

Thursday

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Open de Espana, First Round. (Live)

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Atlantis

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Top 10

12:30 p.m. (GOLF) On the Range

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship, First Round. (Live)

3:30 p.m. (MSC) Golf Life ’12

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Atlantis

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Atlantis

7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship, First Round.

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship, First Round.

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Insperity Championship, First Round.

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship, Second Round.

4:30 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

Saturday

6:30 a.m. (GOLF) Open de Espana, Third Round. (Live)

10:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Pregame (Live)

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship, Third Round. (Live)

1:00 p.m. # _ PGA Tour

2012: Portraits

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

12:00 p.m. (MSC) North American Fisherman

12:30 p.m. (MSC) Babe Winkelman’s Good Fishing

Saturday

6:00 a.m. (MSC) North American Fisherman

6:30 a.m. (MSC) Babe Winkelman’s Good Fishing

8:00 a.m. (MSC) Keyes Outdoors

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Waters and Woods

9:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Fishing Edge

6:30 p.m. + Minnesota Bound

5:30 a.m. # Northland Adventures

RODEO

Saturday

12:00 p.m. # _ Bull Riding PBR Built Ford Tough Series: The Stanley Tools and Security Invitational. (Taped)

SKATING

Sunday

12:00 p.m. % A Mother’s Day Celebration on Ice

SOCCER

Sunday

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Barclays Premier League Review Show

Monday

1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Manchester City vs. Manchester United. (Live)

Tuesday

12:00 p.m. # _ Monster Energy AMA Supercross World Championship. (Taped) OUTDOORS

Sunday

6:30 a.m. # Babe Winkelman’s Outdoor Secrets

7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Bassmasters

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Big Fish 365

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Jason Mitchell Outdoors

9:30 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors

10:35 p.m. + Minnesota Bound

Monday

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads

Wednesday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads

Thursday

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Back Roads

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Back Roads

Friday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Waters and Woods

11:30 a.m.

1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Liverpool vs. Fulham. (Live)

Thursday

8:00 p.m. (MSC) English Premier League Soccer

Friday

6:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine

Saturday

6:30 a.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Teams

TBA. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) MLS Soccer New York Red Bulls at Los Angeles Galaxy. (Live)

SOFTBALL

Saturday 3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Florida at Alabama. (Live)

TENNIS

Tuesday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Conference USA Championship.

Cruise, Jack Nicholson, Demi Moore. (S)

CABLE CHANNELS

(A&E) The Sopranos Summer home. (S) The Sopranos “Rat Pack” (S) (CC) The Sopranos Junior tests patience. The Sopranos “All Happy Families ...” Driving School Driving School Flipped Off “I Smell a Rat” (CC) Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Storage Wars “Unlocked: Sell High” Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars (AMC) (5:00) Mad Men “A Little Kiss” (CC)

(:10) Mad Men “Tea Leaves”

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T “White Tower” ››› “Trial” (1955) Glenn Ford. (CC) ››› “Ransom” (1956) Glenn Ford. “The Teahouse of the August Moon” ›› “Don’t Go Near the Water” (1957) “The Courtship of Eddie’s Father”“Dear Heart” (CC)

W “Granny-Gun” › “Strangers All”(:15) “Never Let Me Go”(:45) ››› “Young Lovers” (1954) “Escape-Curtain”(:45) ›› “The Vintage” (1957) ›› “I Bury the Living” ›››› “My Fair Lady” (1964) (CC)

TH ››› “Dynamite” (1929, Drama) (:15) “One Man’s Journey”“Chance-Heavn”(:45) ››› “Bells Are Ringing” (1960) (CC) ›› “The Power and the Prize” (1956) “The Mighty McGurk” (1947) “Wonderful World-Brothers”

F Midnight(:45) ›››› “The Ladykillers” (1955) “The Lavender Hill Mob” ››› “The Nun’s Story” (1959, Drama) (CC) (:45) ››› “Green Mansions” (1959) (:45) ››› “Love in the Afternoon” (1957) (CC) “Wait Until Dark”

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TH (5:30) › “Small Soldiers” ›› “Hearts in Atlantis” (S) (:15) › “The Fourth Kind” (2009) (S) ›› “Green Lantern” (2011) (S) (CC) Speak ›› “Diary of a Wimpy Kid”“Diary of Wimpy-Rodrick”(:45) ›› “Bruce Almighty”

F “Indian-Cupbrd”(:10) “Despicable Me” (2010) (:45) › “Just Married” (2003) (S) (CC) Huddle › “Surviving Christmas” (S) ›› “Date Night” (2010) (S) “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1”Weigh-In24/7 (MAX)

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T (:15) “An American Tail” (S) “An American Tail” ››› “Big Fish” (2003) (S) (CC) (:05) ›› “The Rite” (2011) (S) (CC) “Master and Commander: The Far Side” (:20) › “My Soul to Take”(:15) “Speed” (S)

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M Sha(:45) “Brooklyn Boheme” (S) › “Reunion” (2009) (CC) (:45) “180 Degrees South”(:15) ›› “Square Grouper” (2011) “The Entitled” (2011) (:45) ››› “The Hours” (2002) (S) (:45) ›› “The Core” (2003)

T Rising “School of Life” (2005) David Paymer. ››› “Evelyn” (2002) (S) (:05) ›› “Ricochet River” (1998) (S) “War of the Worlds” (:45) ››› “The Eclipse”(:15) “Ten Inch Hero” (2007) (S) (CC) ›› “Powder”

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TH “Lightkeepers”“The Least Among You” (S) “The Twilight of the Golds”(:15) “War Eagle, Arkansas” (2008) (S) “Thanks” (2011) Paul Dooley. ›› “Just Write” (1998) (:15) ››› “Firelight” (1997) (S) (CC) ›› “Bob Funk”

F “Cinema Para.”“Elvis Has Left the Building”(:40) “Color of Justice” (S) (:15) ›› “Griff the Invisible” (2010) (11:50) “Street Racer” (2008) (:20) ›› “New York Stories” (1989) ››› “Super Size Me” (S) “Burning Plain”

COVER STORY

‘Criminal Minds’ women play spy game for photo shoot

By Jay Bobbin © Zap2it

Their minds may be on criminals, but their bodies still like to play dress-up.

Such was the appeal to the female stars of CBS’ long-running Wednesday series “Criminal Minds” — Paget Brewster, A.J. Cook and Kirsten Vangsness — when they participated earlier this year in a photo shoot for the June issue of CBS Watch! Magazine. The Ritz-Carlton Hotel in Tysons Corner, Va. (just outside Washington, D.C.), proved to have all the swanky settings needed for the shoot’s storyline casting the women as high-class spies tailing an international bad guy.

Brewster, alias FBI Behavioral Analysis Unit agent Emily Prentiss on “Criminal Minds,” says while on location for the occasion that the feel is “very film-noir,

three undercover chicks taking down a James Bond-villain archetype. It’s been really fun, and the stylists gave us great clothes, so we’re excited. I think we’re all buying one of our dresses!”

Techno-genius Penelope Garcia on the show, Vangsness believes the shoot’s approach makes total sense. “There actually are more female spies than male spies, but they’re so good, you just don’t know about them,” she muses. “I’m a theater girl, and I always glam up more there than for I do for TV stuff, so I feel very much at home with this.”

The shoot’s theme was a collaboration between celebrity photographer Matt Hoyle and Jeremy Murphy, CBS Watch! editor-in-chief. Hoyle explains the magazine’s staff “saw some of my more cinematic stuff, and I think they were inspired by that. They said, ‘We want to do a spy theme, but we want you to make it your own.’ I created this amal-

gam of all the spy movies I’ve seen, so it has a little of the Cold War espionage of the ’40s and ’50s, but a couple of the shots are more modern and sleek and Angelina Jolie-esque like ‘La Femme Nikita.’ ”

The long day of photography also took the actresses to a chilly parking garage, where they willingly vamped it up in a “Charlie’s Angels”-type setup ... with Brewster, wearing only a black leotard, understandably racing for a bathrobe to warm up as soon as Hoyle got each shot. While he knew “Criminal Minds” to a degree, he admits, “I wanted to come at this as a blank slate. I wanted to create characters who stand on their own, and (the actresses have) mentioned to me that they’re having fun playing parts that are new and of another time.”

Indeed, Cook — who returned to the series this season as BAU operative Jennifer “JJ” Jareau — reflects, “I don’t think it’s even anywhere in the realm of what we play on the show. It’s fun to escape and fantasize, and that’s what this whole thing has felt like. They just came up with a great concept, and it’s been a great experience.”

Kirsten Vangsness (left) and A.J. Cook star in “Criminal Minds” Wednesdays on CBS.

WEB LINKS

On Sunday, A&E Network’s “Breakout Kings” ends its second season following U.S. marshals who use current fugitives to chase others on the run. Learn more at www.aetv.com/breakout-kings/

CBS’ hit drama “The Good Wife” ends its third season Sunday, but it’s already been renewed for next year. Catch up at www. cbs.com/shows/the_good_ wife/

Ron Ben-Israel is Food Network’s sincerely

Fans of Food Network’s fantastical dessert competition “Sweet Genius” have noticed a few intriguing changes in the multisensory sensation’s second season, now airing on Thursday nights. Most notably, the Sweet Genius – New York pastry chef Ron Ben-Israel – finally gets to be, well, sweet. In other words, himself.

The Israel-born former modern dancer laughs when asked about this kinder, gentler Genius.

“In the first season the producers really wanted to frighten the chefs,” he explains, “But pretty soon we realized that they are going to be afraid of me, one way or another. And I always wanted to encourage them. So it’s a compromise. I get to encourage them – and then we give them such impossible ingredients and hard challenges that it’s still scary.”

The new season’s other change is equally sweet. Contestants ready to create the unique baked desserts and fanciful frozen confections that so vexed their predecessors in their pursuit of each episode’s $10,000 prize found that the game had changed, too. They would be creating chocolate desserts, candies and – yikes! – cakes for the cake master, himself.

“I had to try every little dessert in the first season,” Ben-Israel says of his decision to tweak the challenges. “And I concluded that sometimes with crazy, crazy ingredients the result would not exactly be, shall we say, appetizing? We also have to deal with very attractive desserts, because we eat first with our eyes, and it’s so hard – even with more friendly

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ingredients – to come up with an original design. So I really wanted to concentrate on the inspirations.” Inspirations that include magicians, ballerinas and family bonds. Ultimately, Ben-Israel aims to embolden his proteges to always think outside the box.

“I agreed to the role of the Sweet Genius as long as everybody works to the same goal – to create magnificent desserts,” he says. “But it’s still a game. So as long as everybody is willing to play with me, I am happy!”

•What has been your strangest fan encounter?

“I went to a costume shop to prepare myself for Halloween and I was dressed up as a dancing bear. I thought no one would recognize me, but another group of revelers started screaming loud, ‘He’s the Sweet Genius! He’s the Sweet Genius!’ ”

•What are your three favorite magazines?

“Food Network Magazine. I also love Martha Stewart Weddings. And the last one I’ve been subscribing to for over 20 years – New York Magazine.”

•What are three must-haves in your fridge?

“I always have Ottomanelli chicken bones to make soup. I have fresh ginger – it’s my ultimate favorite component. And I’m a great sparkling water drinker.”

•Is there a dance performance you never tire of?

“That is a huge question! I love Balanchine – can I say a choreographer I’d always watch, instead?”

“PBS Games,” www.pbs. org/special/pbs-games/

If solitaire just isn’t doing it for you anymore during the odd coffee break or lunch hour, navigate over here for quizzes, trivia questions and brain teasers based on such PBS programs as “Sesame Street” (did you know the guy who voices little puppet Elmo is 6 feet tall?). There are also links to info on such topics as arts and entertainment, culture and society, health, history, home and how-to, news and public affairs, parents, science and nature, and technology, along with social media links and widgets.

Now live in its entirety on Myspace, the eight-episode scripted horror/comedy from Fox Digital Entertainment — described as “Office Space” meets “True Blood” — focuses on Ben March, an ordinary office-bound 20-something who becomes convinced that a werewolf has bitten him in the Los Angeles suburb of Reseda. He forms his own “wolfpack” and becomes the alpha wolf of Reseda, but he may have a hard time holding onto his humanity.

“A Day in the Life,” www. hulu.com/a-day-in-the-life

The original series from documentary filmmaker Morgan Spurlock (“Super Size Me”) presents new episodes every Monday, exclusively at the online TV service Hulu.com, looking at individuals on the pop culture landscape who interest him. He allows the audience to have a “fly on the wall” experience of a day in the lives of actors, musicians, comedians, chefs, athletes and entrepreneurs. A recent episode followed Joel McHale, host of “The Soup” on E! Entertainment Television and star of NBC’s “Community.”

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››› “Man’s Favorite Sport?” (1964) Rock Hudson, Paula Prentiss. (CC) (:15) ››› “The Old Man and the Sea” (1958) Spencer Tracy. (CC)

›› “Flipper” (1963) Chuck Connors. (CC) (DVS) (:45) ›› “Stromboli” (1950, Drama) Ingrid Bergman, Mario Vitale. (CC) (:45) ›› “The Toast of New Orleans” (1950, Musical) Kathryn Grayson. (CC) MGM Parade Some of the Best “GrannyGun” (TLC) MediumMediumWilliam & KateTallest ChildrenCoupleCoupleWilliam & KateTallest ChildrenCoupleCoupleMediumMediumPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPeoplePeople

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Game of Thrones (S) (CC) Ricky Gervais Mayweather ›› “Paul” (2011, Comedy) Simon Pegg, Nick Frost. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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(:20) › “Envy” (2004) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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“Pound of Flesh” (2010) Malcolm McDowell. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

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›››› “Sullivan’s Travels” (1941) Joel McCrea. (:45) ›››› “The Palm Beach Story” (1942, Comedy) Claudette Colbert. (CC)

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(HBO) ›› “Water for Elephants” (2011) Reese Witherspoon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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(:15) ››› “Win Win” (2011) Paul Giamatti, Amy Ryan. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›››› “Pulp Fiction” (1994, Crime Drama) John Travolta, Uma Thurman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “People I Know” (2002, Drama) Al Pacino. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Small” (MAX) (5:20) ›› “Sanctum” (2011) (S) ‘R’

(:15) ›› “Hesher” (2010, Drama) Natalie Portman, Rainn Wilson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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(:15) ›› “Switch” (1991, Fantasy) Ellen Barkin, Jimmy Smits. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly” (1967, Western) Clint Eastwood, Eli Wallach. ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:00) ››› “The King’s Speech” ‘R’

››› “Air Force One” (1997, Suspense) Harrison Ford. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) “The Family Tree” (2010) Dermot Mulroney. ‘R’

›› “The Switch” (2010) Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:45) “Last Night” (2010, Drama) Keira Knightley, Sam Worthington. ‘R’

››› “Fair Game” (2010, Drama) Naomi Watts, Sean Penn. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “The Long Weekend” (2005) Chris Klein. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “King of California” (2007) Michael Douglas. (12:10) ››› “The Believer” (2001) Ryan Gosling. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Little Boy Blue” (1997) Ryan Phillippe. ‘R’

(:15) ›› “The Golden Bowl” (2000, Drama) Uma Thurman. ‘R’ (TMC) (5:30) “Son of Morning” (2011)

(1:50) ››› “24 Hour Party People” (2002) Steve Coogan. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(3:50) ››› “The Other Man” (2008) Liam Neeson. “Lightkeep”

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“The Matrix Revolutions” (2003) Keanu Reeves. Neo, Morpheus and Trinity battle vicious machines. (CC)

›› “Bachelor Party” (1984) Tom Hanks. Hookers, mule and more show up for guy’s bash. (CC) CSI:

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(3:50) ››› “Somewhere”

(2010) Stephen Dorff. ‘R’ (CC) “IndianCupbrd” (MAX) (5:20) ›› “You Got Served” (2004) ›› “Love & Other Drugs” (2010, Drama) Jake Gyllenhaal. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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(:15) “Lady Chatterley’s Daughter” (2011) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:40) › “The Order” (2003, Suspense) Heath Ledger. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:25) ›› “The Infiltrator” (1995) Oliver Platt. ‘R’ (CC) ›› “The Sicilian Clan” (1969, Crime Drama) Alain Delon. ‘GP’ (CC) (SHOW) “Ceremony” “Womb” (2010) Eva Green. A woman gives birth to a clone of her dead lover. ›› “Beastly” (2011) Alex Pettyfer. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Gigolos (CC) Sunset Place ›› “After Fall, Winter” (2011, Drama) Eric Schaeffer. Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Eating Raoul” (1982) Paul Bartel. ‘R’ (CC) (:40) Josh Blue: Sticky Change (S) (:35) ››› “Dead Again” (1991, Mystery) Kenneth Branagh. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Unreasonable” (TMC) (5:00) ›› “Bob Funk” (2009) ‘R’

››› “The Thomas Crown Affair” (1999) Pierce Brosnan. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Godzilla” (1998, Science Fiction) Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Raw Deal” (1986) Arnold Schwarzenegger. ‘R’

(:15) ››› “Blue Valentine” (2010, Drama) Ryan Gosling. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) “Touched” (2005, Romance) Jenna Elfman. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›››› “Cinema Paradiso” (1988)

“The Matrix Revolutions” (CC) › “Collateral Damage” (2002, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Elias Koteas. (CC)

›› “The Chronicles of Riddick” (2004, Science Fiction) Vin Diesel, Colm Feore. (CC)

›› “Pitch Black” (2000) Radha Mitchell. Vicious creatures stalk the survivors of a spaceship crash.

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›› “Nothing to Lose” (1997) Martin Lawrence, Tim Robbins. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ››› “Wait Until Dark” ››› “The Three Faces of Eve” (1957, Drama) (CC) (:45) ›››› “12 Angry Men” (1957, Drama) Henry Fonda, Lee J. Cobb. (CC)

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›› “Powder” (1995, Drama) Mary Steenburgen. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Barbershop” (2002) Ice Cube. (S) ‘PG-13’ (:45) ››› “The Green Mile” (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks. A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. (S) ‘R’ (TMC) (5:30) ›› “Doom Runners” (1997) “Jr. Detective Agency” (2009) Luke Perry. ‘G’ (CC) ›› “Danny Deckchair” (2003) Rhys Ifans. (S) ‘PG-13’

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›› “Written on the Wind” (1956) Rock Hudson, Lauren Bacall. (CC)

››› “Love Is a Many Splendored Thing” (1955) Jennifer Jones. (CC)

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›› “The Change-Up” (2011, Comedy) Ryan Reynolds. Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Girl’s Guide “Sexy Assassins” (2012) Justine Joli. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

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(2:50) ››› “Fargo” (1996) Frances McDormand. ‘R’ (CC) ›› “A Little Sex” (1981) Tim Matheson. ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:55) ››› “Air Force One” (1997, Suspense) Harrison Ford. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Source Code” (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal. (:35) ›› “The Mechanic” (2011) Jason Statham. (S) ‘R’ (:10) The Borgias “Stray Dogs” (S) Nurse Jackie (:35) The Big C (S)

“Devil’s Playground” (2010) Danny Dyer. ‘NR’ (CC)

(:40) “Repeaters” (2010) Dustin Milligan. ‘NR’ (CC)

(:10) “Devil’s Playground” (2010, Horror) Danny Dyer. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:15) ››› “The English Patient” (1996) Ralph Fiennes. Count’s fling with a British newlywed leads to tragedy. ‘R’

›› “Powder” (1995, Drama) Mary Steenburgen. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (:15) › “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(12:50) “Repeaters” (2010) Dustin Milligan. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:20) ›› “The Original Kings of Comedy” (2000) ‘R’

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