By Jacqueline Cutler © Zap2it
Gloria Steinem opens the door to her home.That simple gesture could not be more symbolic.
The most famous of the founders of the women’s movement has been opening doors of all kinds for more than 40 years.
To women of a certain age, those who marched in the streets demanding equal rights, Steinem is a hero.To girls who never questioned that they could play ball, she’s also a hero. For those who don’t know who she is, and for those who smile at the mention of her name, watch HBO’s “Gloria: In her Own Words” Monday, Aug. 15.
The excellent documentary has footage of President Richard Nixon grumbling about her, George Burns coming on to her and the protests. It covers the story she did under cover as a Playboy bunny. She “learned what it was like to be on a meat hook,” she says in the film.“I regretted for many years I did it because it made me unserious.”
It traces her childhood with an adored father, emotionally fragile mother and constant money problems. It shows the meeting she was covering, as a young journalist in 1969, when women revealed their hideous experiences getting illegal abortions. That became a pivotal moment for Steinem.
She never grabs sole credit for what the women’s movement has accomplished. Steinem became the face of the movement when even the word “feminist” terrified people.While Bella Abzug and Flo Kennedy were abrasive, Steinem was reserved, and the camera loved her.
At 77, she looks fabulous.The long, frosted hair is shorter now but still parted in the middle. She wears brown slacks, a brown top and light makeup; the iconic aviator shades are gone.
Her Manhattan apartment, as one might expect of a writer’s home, is full of books and art from her travels, including carousel statues from India on the mantel. She had just returned from South Korea after working with women attempting to reunify the country.
Steinem answers whatever Zap2it asks.
Q: Do you see a committed next generation of feminists?
A:Yes, absolutely.There are infinitely more young women who consider themselves feminists. It’s clearly present.
Q: How do you react to those who say equal rights are fine, but they’re not feminists?
A:The word has been denigrated in the same way “liberal” has been by the ultraright. If you send them to the dictionary and they look it up they might say, “Oh, yeah.”“Womanist” is a great word. I love“mujerista.” Also, I just think if people understood
what it means, 65 percent identify (with feminism) in polls.
Q: Are you surprised that abortion rights have been chipped away?
A: Just from knowing about the depth of patriarchy and racism, I began to understand this. If controlling reproduction is the reason or the root that women have to be controlled, men have been made to feel they have to have great paternity; they need more people in their race and nation.
Q: How do you stay so calm?
A: I come from the Midwest. I don’t want to characterize the Midwest. ...When I started out, I made a list of the things that frightened me about the people in New York.They say three times the things we wouldn’t dream of saying once.
Q:What’s your opinion of Sarah Palin?
A: If I had set out to make up an adversary, I couldn’t have done much better. In a way, it is not her fault. She was picked up by what pretends to be the Republican Party. If they had a woman, that was all that was necessary.They treat women in a general way, like any general constituency understands who stands for their issues and who doesn’t.
Q:Why do we need a women’s movement in 2011?
A: Because we do not have a democracy without it, because violence against women is the primary cause of violence in the world. It sets the paradigm for all other violence.You can predict violence by violence in the home. And for the sake of men, the woman man most fears is the woman inside himself. Men are deprived of the human qualities wrongly called feminine. So I would say we need a women’s movement for democracy, world peace and whole human beings.
Q: Have you ever seriously thought of running for office, since you were on that implausible 1969 Norman Mailer/Jimmy Breslin ticket?
A: I never thought of running for office. It is a big stretch for me to speak in public. Until the women’s movement, it was not natural for me. If I ran for office, I would have to study and understand many issues that don’t interest me.
Q: Do you still tap-dance in elevators?
A: If there is an irresistible Muzak, I do still tap-dance.
17.Role on “Cheers”
18.Boone or O’Brien
19.“__ the Fockers”
21.Don Johnson’s 19962001 role
24.Most-watched series of the 1998-99 season 25.Ending for train or honor
blood type
__”; 2008 Vin Diesel movie
Moore
Your Eyes __”; 007 movie
4.Red’s Kadiddlehopper
5.Egg layer
6.“__ Pray Love”; Julia Roberts movie
7.“The Parent __”; Lindsay Lohan film
8.S. Epatha Merkerson’s “Law & Order” role
9.“Viva __ Nowhere”; 2001 James Caan film
10.“__ Me In”; 2010 Kodi Smit-McPhee movie
15.“__ Girls”; 2006 film for Hilary Duff
16.Fred Mertz, to Ricky
35.“Mike & Molly” actor (2)
41.“Murder __” (199597)
42.Dough for a taco?
43.“What’s New,Scooby-__?”
44.“Say __ to the Dress”
45.Actor Johnny 46.“Better With __” DOWN
1.“__ Pilot”; 1957 John Wayne movie
2.Suffix for self or fool
3.Former attorney general Edwin
19.Big name in anthropology
20.Actress Kathryn
22.Make airtight
23.Ms.Lamarr
29.Actress Vera
31.Penniless
33.“__ Blue”
34.“Operation Dumbo __”; 1995 Danny Glover film
35.“About a __”; 2002 Hugh Grant movie
36.Ending for Max or Paul
37.“__ whiz!”
38.Deadly viper
39.British restroom
40.Ed Asner role
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Fantasy Football Now
2:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Saturday
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Vikings Weekly
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Vikings Game Plan
12:00 p.m. + Vikings GamePlan Vikings radio Play-byPlay man Paul Allen gives viewers an inside look at what to expect in the upcoming game.
1:00 p.m. # _ College Football Preview
9:00 p.m. + / Minnesota Vikings at Seattle Seahawks. (Live)
1:33 a.m. + Vikings Weekly Host Ann Carroll gives you an inside look at everything Vikings including your favorite Vikings players and events.
5:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Year of the Quarterback GOLF
Sunday
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the PGA Championship (Live)
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty (TNT) 2011 PGA Championship Final Round. From Atlanta Athletic Club in Johns Creek, Ga. (Live)
10:30 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Indian Wells
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Indian Wells
1:00 p.m. # _ 2011 PGA Championship Final Round. From Atlanta Athletic Club in Johns Creek, Ga. (Live) (GOLF) Big Break Indian Wells Two men have to overcome grudges and play their best — and one will be crowned champion.
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) U.S. Women’s Amateur, Final Day. From Barrington, R.I. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
4:30 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From the PGA Championship (Live)
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From the PGA Championship
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From the PGA Championship
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) U.S. Women’s Amateur, Final Day. From Barrington, R.I.
2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the PGA Championship
4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the PGA Championship
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the PGA Championship
Monday
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the PGA Championship
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Princess Highlights
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Top 10
3:30 p.m. (GOLF) Top 10
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Senior PGA Championship Highlights
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Best of Morning Drive
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix (Live) 7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Byron Nelson: Texas Gentleman Winner of 52 PGA events, including a streak of 11 in a row.
8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Now
(GOLF) Czech Open, Second Round. From Celadna, Czech Republic. (Live)
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Saturday
6:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
6:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
7:30 a.m. (GOLF) Czech Open, Third Round. From Celadna, Czech Republic. (Live)
10:30 a.m. (GOLF) Best of Morning Drive
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Pregame (Live)
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Wyndham
Championship, Third Round. From Greensboro, N.C. (Live)
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. # _ Wyndham
Championship, Third Round. From Greensboro, N.C. (Live)
(GOLF) Champions: Constellation Energy Senior Players, Third Round. From Harrison, N.Y. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live) (MSC) Midwest Classic Golf Virtual tours of the Midwest’s best golf destinations.
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Safeway Classic, Second Round. From North Plains, Ore. (Live)
8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Wyndham
Championship, Third Round. From Greensboro, N.C.
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Constellation Energy Senior Players, Third Round. From Harrison, N.Y.
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Safeway Classic, Second Round. From North Plains, Ore.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Saturday
7:00 p.m. + 2011 Visa Championships. From St. Paul, Minn. (Live)
HOCKEY
Tuesday
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild Wednesday
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty
12:30 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Quest for the Card: Inside the Nationwide Tour
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Thursday
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Czech Open, First Round. From Celadna, Czech Republic. (Live)
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Constellation Energy Senior Players, First Round. From Harrison, N.Y. (Live)
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Wyndham Championship, First Round. From Greensboro, N.C. (Live)
3:30 p.m. (MSC) Golf Life ’11
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Constellation Energy Senior Players, Second Round. From Harrison, N.Y. (Live)
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Wyndham Championship, Second Round. From Greensboro, N.C. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Safeway Classic, First Round. From North Plains, Ore. (Live)
7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Wyndham Championship, Second Round. From Greensboro, N.C.
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Constellation Energy Senior Players, Second Round. From Harrison, N.Y.
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Safeway Classic, First Round. From North Plains, Ore.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ISKA World Championships
Monday
1:55 p.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Manchester City vs. Swansea City. (Live)
Tuesday
1:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Pregame (Live)
1:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer (Live)
Wednesday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Highlights
1:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Pregame (Live)
1:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Teams To Be Announced. (Live)
Thursday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Highlights
12:00 p.m. (MSC) English Premier League Soccer To Be Announced. (Taped)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) MLS Soccer
D.C. United at Chicago Fire. (Live)
Friday
6:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine
Saturday
6:30 a.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Arsenal vs. Liverpool. (Live)
12:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Teams To Be Announced. (Taped)
2:30 p.m. (MSC) WPS Pregame (Live)
3:00 p.m. (MSC) WPS Soccer Super Semifinal. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Teams To Be Announced. (Taped)
Sunday
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild Friday
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild
Wednesday
5:00 p.m. (MSC) MMAthletics
Inside access to the world of MMA as well as the training techniques the athletes are using.
10:30 p.m. (MSC) MMAthletics
Inside access to the world of MMA as well as the training techniques the athletes are using.
Friday
8:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed Roy Nelson vs. Junior Dos Santos; Guillard vs. Lowe.
9:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed Moments from the UFC’s library of fight footage.
10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) MMA Live (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed Welterweights Anthony Johnson and Yoshiyuki Yoshida;lightweights Joe Stevenson and Spencer Fisher.
10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ISKA World Championships
12:00 p.m. # _ U.S. Open Court Royalty (ESPN2) WTA Tennis U.S. Open Series: Rogers Cup, Final. From Toronto. (Live)
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ATP Tennis U.S. Open Series: Rogers Cup, Final. (Live)
Thursday
10:00 a.m. (ESPN2) ATP Tennis U.S. Open Series:Western and Southern Open, Round of 16. From Cincinnati. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ATP Tennis U.S. Open Series:Western and Southern Open, Round of 16. From Cincinnati. (Live)
Friday
12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ATP Tennis U.S. Open Series:Western and Southern Open, Quarterfinals. From Cincinnati. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ATP Tennis U.S. Open Series:Western and Southern Open, Quarterfinal. From Cincinnati. (Live)
Saturday
12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ATP Tennis U.S. Open Series:Western and Southern Open, Men’s Semifinals. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ATP Tennis U.S. Open Series:Western and Southern Open, Women’s Semifinals. From Cincinnati. (Live)
Far Side of the World” (2003, Adventure) Russell Crowe, Paul Bettany. (S)
Saffron Burrows. (S)
(A&E) Celebrity Ghost Stories (CC) Celebrity Ghost Stories (CC)
Sopranos “All Due Respect” (S) The Sopranos “Members Only” The Sopranos “Join the Club” (S) The Glades “Iron Pipeline” (CC)
›› “Wyatt Earp” (1994, Biography) Kevin Costner, Dennis Quaid, Gene Hackman. Portrait traces him from boy to lawman. (CC)
Criminal Minds “Jones” (S) (CC)
Criminal Minds “The Performer” (AMC) Mad Men “The Hobo Code” (CC) Mad Men “Shoot” (CC)
›› “The Enforcer” (1976, Crime Drama) Clint Eastwood, Tyne Daly. (CC)
›› “Rambo: First Blood Part II” (1985, Action) Sylvester Stallone. (CC)
››› “Mad Max 2:The Road Warrior” (1981) Mel Gibson, Bruce Spence.
›› “Broken Arrow” (1996, Action) John Travolta, Christian Slater, Samantha Mathis. (CC) ›› “Constantine” (2005, Fantasy) Keanu Reeves. (CC) (AP) WeirdWeirdUntamed-UncutDogs 101 (CC) Dogs 101 (CC) Wild Kingdom (S) Wild Kingdom (S) Whale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) Whale Wars (CC) (BRAVO) Law Order: CIDinner PartyDinner PartyFlipping Out (CC) Flipping Out (CC) MatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmaker (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidThinBest PaidLook
SePaidPaidPaidWealthBest (CNN) Newsr’mGuptaSunday Morn.State of the UnionFareed ZakariaReliable SourcesState of the UnionFareed ZakariaCNN NewsroomYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN Newsroom (COM) GospelThin ››› “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” (1986) (CC) (:22) ›› “Idiocracy” (2006) (CC) ScrubsScrubsScrubsScrubs(:26) ››› “Bad Santa” (2003) (CC) (:28) ›› “Employee of the Month” (2006) (CC) (DISC) BreathJenteOsteenIn TouchCuriosity (S) (CC) AuctionAuctionSonsSonsOne Man Army (S) One Man Army (S) Surviving the CutKilling bin LadenSEAL Team 6SonsSonsSons of Guns (S) (DISN) OsoMickeyMickeyPiratesPhineasPhineasGood Shake ItANT RandomWizardsWizardsGood Good Shake ItShake ItANT PhineasPhineasKickin’ It Good Good PrankShake It (E!) Fatal Beauty: Notorious WomenFatal TriangleFashionThe E! News (N) Ice-CocoIce-CocoIce-CocoIce-Coco ›› “Sweet Home Alabama” (2002) WitherspoonTrue HollywoodKardasKardas (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenter (N) OutsideSportsSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) CountdownNASCAR RacingSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N)
(ESPN2) E:60Winners Bracket From Bristol, Conn. NASCAR Now (N) (Live) (CC) Outside Lines Spo. Reporters E:60Football Now SportsCenter Baseball Tonight WTA Tennis U.S. Open Series: Rogers Cup, Final. From Toronto. (N) (Live)
ATP Tennis U.S. Open Series: Rogers Cup, Final. From Montreal. (N) (Live)
NHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil Series. Little League Baseball
(EWTN) ChapletRosarySunday MassLitanyBookVaticanoFaithApostoAngelicaSunday MassLitanyIn ConcertJoy MuChapletHolyThe World OverSaintsEuch.Ben.Crossing
(FAM) Boy Boy ›› “Dr. Dolittle” (1998) Ossie Davis ›› “Sky High” (2005) Kurt Russell ››› “The Parent Trap” (1998, Comedy) Lindsay Lohan. ›› “Cheaper by the Dozen” (2003) ››› “Beetlejuice” (1988, Comedy) (FSN) PaidOutPaidPaidDue OutdoorRoadsWoodsStockHorse.LOKARTwins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians. (Live) Twins Boys in Game MotorBall Up Streetball (FX) ›› “She’s All That” (1999) ››› “13 Going on 30” (2004) ››› “Superman Returns” (2006) Brandon Routh, Kate Bosworth. “The Mummy:Tomb of the Dragon Emperor” ›› “The Day the Earth Stood Still”
(GOLF) Morning Drive (N) (Live) Live From the PGA Championship (N) (Live) FehertyFehertyBig Break Indian Wells Big Break Indian Wells Big Break Indian Wells Golf U.S.Women’s Amateur, Final Day. From Barrington, R.I. (N) (Live)
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(HGTV) OutdoorBlockBlockHolmes InspectionDeckedDisasterDisasterYardRoom HouseHuntersFirst Pla.First Pla.PropertyPropertySoldSoldHouseHuntersFor RentFor RentHouseHunters (HIST) Modern MarvelsBlack Blizzard Disaster strikes. (CC) The Crumbling of America (CC) Larry the CableLarry the CableTop Gear “Texas” Top Gear (CC) PawnPawnPawnPawnIce Road Truckers (LIFE) In TouchHour of PowerOsteenPaidReba (S) Will“Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?” ›› “Mom at Sixteen” (2005) (CC) “Her Only Child” (2008) Nicholle Tom. › “Georgia Rule” (2007) Jane Fonda. (NICK) ParentsParentsPenguinPenguinSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.T.U.F.F.T.U.F.F.iCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) Big TimeBig TimeVictoVictoSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Big TimeVicto (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidThinAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionXtremeHorse.Trucks!MuscleDeadliest WarriorDeadliest WarriorBar Rescue (S) AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuction (SYFY) PaidPaidPaidWealth“Showdown at Area 51” (2007) ››› “Sunshine” (2007) Cillian Murphy. ›› “Star Trek VII” (1994) Patrick Stewart.
››› “Total Recall” (1990) Rachel Ticotin (CC) 5th (TBN) Bill FalwellPhillipsTouchFranklinTurningK. HaginEd MiracleRedemptLoveIn TouchPowWrittenConleyFrom HisKing IsFranklinJohn Hagee TodayRod P.DickowJakesJ. Meyer (TBS) ›› “Stuck on You” (2003, Comedy) Matt Damon, Greg Kinnear. “Without a Paddle: Nature’s Calling” (2009) Oliver James, Kristopher Turner.
›› “Without a Paddle” (2004, Comedy) Seth Green, Matthew Lillard.
MLB Baseball Tampa Bay Rays at New YorkYankees. From Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, N.Y. (N) (Live) (CC)
›› “Legally Blonde” (2001, Comedy) Reese Witherspoon, Luke Wilson. ›› “17 Again” (2009) Zac Efron. (TCM) “Carefree” ›› “The Secret Six” (1931) Wallace Beery. (CC)
›› “Headline Shooter” (1933) (:15) ›› “Picture Snatcher” (1933) James Cagney. (CC) (:45) ›› “The Wedding Night” (1935) Gary Cooper. (:15) ›› “Let Us Live” (1939) Maureen O’Sullivan. ›› “Dive Bomber” (1941, Adventure) Errol Flynn, Fred MacMurray. (CC) (:45) ››› “The Professionals” (1966) Lee Marvin, Burt Lancaster. (CC) “Wolf Man” (TLC) Dr.Fred PricePaidSexyBattle WeddingSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesCrazy About PippaExtreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme (TNT) Law & Order (S) Memphis BeatFalling SkiesFalling Skies2011 PGA Championship Final Round. (N) (Live) (CC) Law & Order (S) ›› “The Guardian” (2006, Drama) Kevin Costner. (CC) “Da Vinci Code” (TOON) PokéDudeDestroyHoleGumballSquirrel“Tom and Jerry”“Scooby-Doo and Samurai”AdvenAdvenGumballGumballRegularRegularGumballGumball“Tom and Jerry”“Bedtime Stories” (TRAV) Tackles-GlobeNo ReservationThe Wild WithinNo ReservationConSand M.No ReservationNo ReservationBest-Best-Best-Best-Best-Best-Best-Best-Best-Best(TRUTV) KitchenPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidSexyBest PaidWorkedWorkedWorkedWorkedWorkedWorkedWorkedWorkedWorkedWorkedTowTowTowTow (TVLAND) The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home (:08) Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (S) (CC) (:16) The Nanny The Nanny (:26) The Nanny The Nanny (:33) The Nanny (:08) The Nanny (:42) The Nanny (S) (CC) (:17) The Nanny (USA) WealthRisk Paid Program Paid Program Joel Osteen Becker (CC) Royal Pains A magician’s anxiety. Necessary Roughness Infighting. In Plain Sight (CC) ›› “Quantum of Solace” (2008, Action) Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko, Mathieu Amalric. (CC) (1:53) ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” (2007, Action) Johnny Depp. Jack Sparrow’s friends join forces to save him. (CC) “Indiana Jones” (VS) Ameri3 Gun GunsWildPrimalParkerSkiesAlaskaOutdoorHunterGoin’AmmoFLW Outdoors (N) FishingRetrieverWEC WrekCageFormula Racer Motorsports HourBull Riding (WGN-A) WinstonFactsDavidBeyondHeat of NightHeat of Night ›› “Birthday Girl” (2001) VideosMLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Atlanta Braves. InningVideosScrubsScrubsChrisChris
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) ›› “Aliens in the Attic” (2009) Carter Jenkins.‘PG’ “Cinema Verite” (2011) Diane Lane. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
›› “Dinner for Schmucks” (2010, Comedy) Steve Carell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
› “Biker Boyz” (2003, Action) Laurence Fishburne. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Robin Hood” (2010) Russell Crowe. Robin and his men battle the Sheriff of Nottingham. (CC) “Koran by Heart” (2011, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
›› “Life as We Know It” (2010) (S) (MAX) (4:30) ››› “Black Sunday” ››› “How to Train Your Dragon” (2010) (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
(:40) ›› “Trojan War” (1997) Jennifer Love Hewitt. (:05) ›› “The A-Team” (2010) Liam Neeson. Former Special Forces soldiers form a rogue unit. (:20) ›› “Waterworld” (1995, Science Fiction) Kevin Costner. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Edge of Darkness” (2010, Suspense) Mel Gibson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “A Perfect Getaway” (2009) Steve Zahn.‘R’ (SHOW) “Newsies” (:25) “Lonely Street” (2009) Jay Mohr. iTV. (S) ‘R’ Inside NASCAR Franchise (:15) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (2010, Romance) Kristen Stewart. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Remember Me” (2010) Robert Pattinson. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) The Big C (iTV) The Big C (iTV) The Big C (iTV) The Big C (iTV) The Big C (iTV) The Big C (iTV) The Big C (iTV) › “The Back-up Plan” (2010) (CC) (TMC) (5:30) ››› “Never Cry Wolf” (1983) ‘PG’(CC) (:20) ›› “Tron” (1982) Jeff Bridges. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) ››› “White Fang 2: Myth of the White Wolf” (1994) Scott Bairstow.‘PG’
(10:50) “Children of God” (2010) Johnny Ferro. (S) ‘NR’ (:35) ››› “The Times of Harvey Milk” (1984) (S) ‘NR’
(:05) ›› “Eddie” (1996, Comedy) Whoopi Goldberg. (S) ‘PG-13’ (3:50) ›› “Ernest Goes to Jail” ‘PG’ (:15) “Once More With Feeling” ‘NR’
SUNDAY EVENING AUGUST 14, 2011
(AMC) (4:30) ›› “Constantine” (2005) › “Bulletproof” (1996, Action) Damon Wayans, Adam Sandler. Premiere. (CC) Breaking Bad “Shotgun” (N)
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(FAM) ››› “Aladdin” (1992, Fantasy) ››› “Casper” (1995) Christina Ricci. Funny VideosOsteenEd Zola PaidTake ItPaidThinPaidPaidPaidPrinceLifeJ.MeyerLove (FSN) WNBA Basketball: Shock at Lynx World Poker Tour:Ball Up StreetballDue BaseballCycling Tour of Utah. (Taped) Barclays PremierTable TennisMLB Baseball: Twins at Indians Boys in Baseball (FX) “Earth Stood” ›› “Final Destination” (2000, Horror) ›› “Final Destination 3” (2006) Two Two ArcherArcherPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) Live From the PGA Championship (N) (Live)
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›› “Yes Man” (2008, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel. (CC)
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“Without a Paddle: Nature’s Calling” (2009) Oliver James, Kristopher Turner.
›› “The Narrow Corner” (1933) (:15) ›› “Girls’ School” (1938) Anne Shirley. › “West of Broadway” (1931, Drama) John Gilbert.
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F (BRAVO) Varied Programs
M PaidPaidPaidPaidComedyDailyColbert(:25) ››› “Bad Santa” (2003) (CC) ComedyDailyColbert“American Pie: Book of Love”ComedyFturamaSouth PkTosh.0ScrubsScrubs
T “American Pie: Book of Love”“Van Wilder:The Rise of Taj”
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T Scott Van PeltSportsNationNASCARFootballAroundPardon
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F ESPN First TakeESPN First TakeATP Tennis U.S. Open Series:Western and Southern Open, Quarterfinals. (N) Little League Baseball
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TH EWTN Family CelebrationEWTNVaticanWorld Youth Day 2011:Welcome CeremonyHeroesKnightsWorld Youth Day 2011Christian
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T Flightline Minnesota Twins ’11PregameUEFA Champions League SoccerDan PatrickStories
F World YouthLife on the RockTwelveDaily MassWorld Youth Day 2011: Stations of the CrossRosaryDivineTruth inHeavensChurchRebuild (FAM) Boy Boy What What Ground700 ClubThe 700 ClubFull Hse.Full Hse.Still StndStill Stnd8, Rules8, RulesMy WifeMy Wife’70s’70s’70s’70sSecret-TeenVaried Programs (FSN)
W UEFA HunterOutdoorBowhunWhitetail MMA
TH 50 Greatest TwinsEnglish Premier League SoccerDan PatrickFreaksGolf LifeBoys in Horse.Table Tennis
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T ›› “Drop Dead Gorgeous” (1999) ›› “Jawbreaker” (1999) Julie Benz ››› “The Departed” (2006) Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon. › “Armageddon” (1998) Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton, Liv Tyler. Two Two
F Boys in WoodsDue MLB Baseball:Yankees at TwinsWorld Poker Tour:Ball Up StreetballAction Sports (FX)
W SmarterSmarter ››› “The Departed” (2006) Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon. › “The Bachelor” (1999) ››› “The Wedding Singer” (1998) ›› “There’s Something About Mary” (1998)
TH ›››› “The Cider House Rules” (1999) › “The Bachelor” (1999) ››› “The Wedding Singer” (1998) ›› “There’s Something About Mary” (1998) › “John Tucker Must Die” (2006) › “Bride Wars”
F SmarterSmarterSmarter › “John Tucker Must Die” (2006) ›› “Rounders” (1998, Drama) Matt Damon. ›› “Undisputed” (2002, Drama) ››› “X2: X-Men United” (2003, Fantasy) Patrick Stewart. Two Two (GOLF) Morning DriveMorning DriveVaried ProgramsPaidVaried ProgramsCentralVaried (HGTV)
M Ext LivHouseKitchenKitchenBathBathMy First First Pla.First Pla.DesignHouseHuntersBlockBlockBlockBlockBlockBlockBlockBlockBlockBlockBlockBlock
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W SpacesHiddenCashCashCash, Cash, SoldSoldSoldSecretsAntonioDesignDivineDesignCandiceDesignDesignSoldSoldFirst Pla.First Pla.
TH DreamHouseWallsWallsHolmes on HomesMarriageMarriageUnsellaDesignDesignDesignDesignDearDearBuckBuckBlockBlockPropertyProperty
F Ren.PropertyHiddenHiddenHeadOutdoorFor RentFor RentFor RentColourChalRoom Room Room Room Room Room Room Room First Pla.First Pla. (HIST)
M To Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be Announced
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T Desp.-WivesGrey’s AnatomyGrey’s AnatomyUnsolved Mystery
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F BalanceSpaces Unsolved Mystery
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M PaidHair “Eyeborgs” (2009) Adrian Paul, Megan Blake. ›› “The Prophecy” (1995) (CC) ››› “Total Recall” (1990) Rachel Ticotin (CC) ››› “The Fifth Element” (1997) Bruce Willis. ››› “Blade Runner” (CC)
T PaidGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersLegend QuestLegend QuestLegend QuestLegend QuestLegend Quest“Kraken:Tentacles of the Deep”“Moby Dick”
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W Ghost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost Hunters ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” (2006)
TH ZoneAlphasAlphasAlphasAlphasAlphasAlphas ›› “Beyond Sherwood Forest” (CC) ›› “Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves”
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T Full MannaDifferDoctorSup.Building
F Haven ›› “The 7 Adventures of Sinbad”“Lost Treasure of the Grand Canyon” ›› “Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves” (1991, Adventure) ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” (TBN)
W End-AgeWinningLifeM.BarberJ. MeyerHealth
TH Chang MajestyCameronAll OddsLifestyleEduca
F Dupl’tisBest of Praise The LordPraiseY’r Day (TBS)
M Home ImHome ImSaved/Saved/Yes Yes PrincePrincePrincePaynePayneBrownsAmer.EarlRayJimJimOfficeFriendsFriendsRayRayKingKing
F SavedSaved (TCM)
M Ace ›› “The Unholy Three” ›› “Oliver Twist” (1922) Premiere. “He-Slapped”(:15) ›› “The Monster”(:45) ››› “Tell It to the Marines” › “Mockery”(:45) “Mr. Wu” (1927) Lon Chaney. Laugh
T Count 3(:45) “Rally ’Round the Flag, Boys!”(:45) ›› “Paris Blues” (1961) (CC) ›› “Signpost to Murder”“Big Hand-Lady”(:45) ››› “A Fine Madness” (1966) “Summer Wishes, Winter”“Drowning Pool”
W ›› “Bullets or Ballots”“San Quentin”“King of the Underworld”“To Have and Have Not”(:45) ››› “The Big Sleep” (1946) (:45) ››› “High Sierra” (1941) (CC) “They Drive by Night” (1940) “In Lonely Place”
TH “Gueule d’Amour” ››› “Remorques” (1941) ››› “Le Jour Se Leve” ›› “L’Air de Paris” (1954) Arletty ›› “Leur Dernière Nuit”(:45) ›› “Le Désordre et la Nuit” ›› “Maria Chapdelaine”“La Bandera”
F (:15) ›› “I Love Melvin”(:45) ››› “The Tender Trap” (1955) (:45) ›› “Bundle of Joy” (1956) (CC) “Tammy and the Bachelor” ›› “The Mating Game”(:45) ››› “Mary, Mary” (1963, Comedy) (CC) “It Started-Kiss” (TLC) 18 Kids18 KidsBabyBabyBabyBaby’s Varied ProgramsSay YesSayYesWhat Not to WearBabyBabyMultiplesBaby’s What Not to WearSay YesSay YesVaried ProgramsLA Ink (TNT) AngelCharmedCharmedSupernaturalSupernaturalLas VegasLas VegasCold CaseVaried ProgramsLaw & OrderLaw & Order (TOON) BakuganBeyPokéSidekickJohnnyJohnnyGarfieldGarfieldScoobyScoobyLooney TunesJerryVariedGarfield2 DogsJohnnySidekickAlmostAdvenMADVaried ProgramsJohnny (TRAV) PaidKitchenPaidPaid$40/Day$40/DayVaried ProgramsNo ReservationBizarre FoodsFoodFoodVaried ProgramsNo ReservationVaried Programs (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidIn Session Varied ProgramsCopsCops
M Law Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw & Order: SVUNCIS
T Law & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVU
(TVLAND) PaidPaidAllFamSanfordJeff’sonsJeannieVariedJeannieAllFamSanfordGunsmokeGunsmokeBonanzaBonanzaBonanzaJeff’sonsSanford & SonSanford (USA)
W Law Order: CI ››› “Never Say Never Again” (1983) Sean Connery. Royal PainsNecess. RoughHouseNCISNCISNCISNCISNCIS
TH ››› “Licence to Kill” (1989, Action) Timothy Dalton. (CC) Burn NoticeSuitsHouseHouseHouse
F ››› “GoldenEye” (1995, Action) Pierce Brosnan. (CC) HouseHouse House (VS)
M OutdoorClassicTred BuckWhitetail3 Gun CamoOutdoorOutAnglerAmeriBackSeasonsOutdoorOutdoorHunterAdvenAdvenBull RidingHeads-Up Poker
T OutdoorHunterGun ItElk FeKB Outd.BattleSailfish FishingBillDFishingWhitetailBlue ColLoveOutdoor OutdoorWhitetailHuntingBull RidingKingAdven
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TH Huntin’OutdoorDangerGun ItWildWhitetailRetrieverWhitetailPrimalBuckOutDobbsOutsideHunterOutdoorElk FeGoin’Heads-Up PokerAdvenFormula Motorsports Hour
F OutsideDeer WhitetailBuckCamoGuns3 Gun AmmoTred BucksOutdoorHunterGun ItDangerBerettaSkiesBrownWhitetailHuntingWinchAlaskaHuntingOutdoor (WGN-A) ChangCopeHillbilliesHillbilliesMatlockMatlockHeat of NightHeat of NightMidday NewsTexas RangerTexas RangerJeannieBeCheersCheers DharmaDharma
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T “Beavis, Butt” ›› “Dinner for Schmucks” (2010) (S) ››› “Superheroes” (S) ›› “Life as We Know It” (2010) (S) (:45) ›› “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” (S) If God Is Willing and Da Creek ›› “Dinner for Schmucks”
W ›› “Daredevil” (2003) (S) (:45) › “The Tuxedo” (2002) (S) (CC) REAL Sports ››› “Minority Report” (2002) Tom Cruise. (S) ››› “The Blind Side” (2009) (S) If God Is Willing and Da CreekREAL Sports
TH › “Surf Ninjas” (1993) (S) › “Marmaduke” (2010) (S) Gloria: Words ›› “Amelia” (2009) Hilary Swank. (S) ›› “Date Night” (2010) (S) “Chipmunks-Squeakquel”“Ghosts of Girlfriends Past”Unstop.“Pure Country”
M Gold(:35) › “Spice World” (S) (:10) ›› “Blue Chips” (1994) (S) (CC) ›› “The A-Team” (2010) (S) (CC) MAX/Set ››› “Runaway Jury” (2003) (S) (CC) (:35) ›› “Liar Liar” (1997) “Win a Date-Tad Hamilton!”Beth
T “Hush-Charlotte”MAX/Set“Best Little Whorehouse” ›› “Clash of the Titans”(:15) ›› “The Lost World: Jurassic Park” (S) › “Repo Men” (2010) Jude Law. (S) (:20) ›› “Valentine’s Day” (2010) (S) Its Kind
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F (5:45) ›› “Dragonheart”Flight ›› “Aliens in the Attic” (S) ››› “The Blind Side” (2009) (S) Robin ››› “Dragon:The Bruce Lee Story”“Cinema Verite” (2011) (S) ›› “Head of State” (2003) (:15) “Daredevil” (MAX)
TH (:15) ›› “The Phantom” (1996) (S) ››› “Ruthless People”(:35) “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” (S) ››› “Body Heat” (1981) (S) (CC) ››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010) ››› “Running Scared” (S) (:15) “S.W.A.T.” (S)
F (:15) ›› “Songcatcher” (2001) (S) (:05) ››› “The Informant!” (2009) ›› “Edge of Darkness” (2010) (S) › “Leap Year” (2010) (S) (:45) ›› “The Muse” (1999) (S) (CC) (:20) “Never Let Me Go” (S) “Time Traveler” (SHOW)
M Equi ›› “Crush” (2009) iTV. (S) ›› “The Dukes” (2007) (:40) ››› “Skin” (2008, Drama) iTV. › “Houseguest” (1995) Sinbad. (CC) “Saint John of Las Vegas”(2:55) “Nobel Son” (2007) (:45) “The Brothers Bloom”
T (:15) ›› “Newsies” (1992) Christian Bale. “It’s a Free World” (2007) (:15) ›› “Maneater” (2009) iTV. (S) ››› “Moonlighting” iTV. “The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond”“Heaven Ain’t”(:45) “The River Why” (2010)
W Kubrick“The Great Buck Howard” ›› “Mercy” (2009) iTV. (S) “Raising Genius” (2004) (CC) Louie Anderson(:15) “Chop Shop” (2007) (:45) › “Abandon” (2002) iTV. “Blessed & Cursed” (2010) “Back-up Plan”
TH “Dirty Dancing”“Still Bill” (2009) iTV. (S) “Prince & Me 2”(:45) “Double Identity” (2010) iTV. (S) “Fade to Black” (2006) (CC) (:15) ›› “Crazy Jones” (2000) iTV. ››› “The Road” (2009) iTV. (S) (CC)
M (5:25) ››› “Time Bandits”(:25) ››› “Long Day’s Journey Into Night”(:15) “Familiar Strangers” (S) (:45) › “Glass Trap” (2005) (:15) ›› “My One and Only” (2009) “Joe Strummer: Future”“Extraordinary”
T King(:45) ›› “Crossing the Bridge” (1992) ››› “Two Lovers” (2008) (S) (CC) “Relative Strangers” (2006) › “I Hate Valentine’s Day” ›› “Heartbreakers” (2001) (S) (:35) ›› “Behind the Burly Q” (2010) Stolen
W Triumph“White Fang 2:Wolf” ›› “Letters to Juliet” (S) (:15) “The Count of Monte Cristo” (CC) “Harlan County, U.S.A.” (CC) (:45) › “Taking Chances” (2009) (S) ››› “The Other Man” (S) “Letters to Juliet”
F › “Labor Pains” ›› “Nine” (2009) Daniel Day-Lewis. ›› “Remember Me” (2010) iTV. (S) ›› “The Brothers Bloom” (2008) (CC) “Nobel Son” (2007) Alan Rickman. ›› “Wild Target” (2010) (:45) ›› “Knowing” (2009) (TMC)
TH Least (:40) ›› “1918” (1984) (CC) (:15) “Familiar Strangers” (S) (:45) “The Private Lives of Pippa Lee” ›› “My One and Only” (2009) (S) ››› “Bandslam” (2009) (S) (CC) “Hurricane Season” (2009) “Kings-Evening”
F “School of Life” › “King Solomon’s Mines”(:40) “Relative Strangers” (S) (:15) ›› “Tennessee” (2008) (S) (CC) “Good Time Max” (2007) (S) “Extraordinary Measures”(:10) “School of Life” (2005) (S) (CC) “What Happend”
“The Great Food Truck Race,” www.foodnetwork. com/the-great-food-truckrace/index.html
Returning Sunday for its second season on Food Network, the competitive reality series follows eight new food trucks on an epic road trip across the country to feed the hungry.The official home page introduces the trucks and host Tyler Florence.There are also video clips, a season 2 sneak peek, and a sweepstakes in which fans can nominate their favorite truck and maybe win a prize.
Goldman admits he’s not particularly goodlooking. Nor witty. Nor entertaining. But he does have something we like to call “the Duff Intangible.” And while we can’t attribute that moniker to Andrew Zimmern – another foodie missing most of the qualities you’d expect in a TV host (namely hair and a belt line) – it was he who told Goldman to just relax and be himself. That’s what made him a success on “Ace of Cakes” and that’s what’ll keep us watching him on his latest project, “Sugar High,” airing Mondays on Food Network.
Goldman is one of those hosts who seems to be able to relate to everyone. And we see that aplenty as he travels coast to coast looking for amazing desserts and the people who create them.
“Have no misconception – I do have the best job on the planet,” Goldman says, laughing. “I was driving up the Pacific Coast Highway recently on a Harley given to me by Harley with the crew filming me from a van next to me, and I had a wire so I could hear them in my ear, and I just started screaming and laughing. They asked me what was wrong and I said, ‘Nothing. I just can’t believe I’m getting paid right now!’ ”
“Most Eligible Dallas,” www.bravotv.com/mosteligible-dallas
Premiering Monday on Bravo, this reality series follows the romantic escapades of a group of Texas socialites, from a beauty queen to a pro football player, all of whom are looking for love.The home page introduces the participants — favorite name, Neill Skylar (that’s a girl) — and offers up video clips, a link to “MED” on Facebook, and a link to Bravo’s Tweet Tracker and Tweet Battles on Twitter.
What are you reading right now?
“I just started the trilogy of a fictitious Latin American (nation): ‘The War of Don Emmanuel’s Nether Parts.’ ”
• What did you have for dinner last night?
“Two slices of pizza, a bite of a root beer pulled pork sandwich, and about 10 bites of a smoky bacon chowder at the Appalachian Brewing Company in Harrisburg, Pa.”
• What is your next project?
“I’m throwing all of my energy into Charm City Cakes West in Los Angeles.”
What was your last trip?
“Harrisburg, Pa. I flew in from L.A. to play the Appalachian Brewing Company with my band, Sand Ox. Then I drove back to Baltimore with the guys in the band.”
“You know, I asked Andrew Zimmern how to be a host and he said, ‘Don’t be a host; just be yourself,’ ” Goldman says. “I love talking to people – obviously. I love talking to chefs. I love people’s stories. I went from graffiti artist to metal sculptor to musician to chef to pastry chef, and all the people I’ve met are equally odd. I love them teaching me. These guys are really teaching me how to make this stuff.”
Some of the chefs we meet on “Sugar High” are classically trained; others, not so much.
“There is this one guy we meet in New Orleans who knows nothing but baking doughnuts,” Goldman says. “His knowledge is like a laser. He is a Jedi master of doughnuts.”
In any given minute Goldman may take a conversation from his current obsession with honey badger videos to his Twitter account to “Ratatouille.”
“My job is to make people smile,” he says. “And this job makes people smile.”
Of course, it doesn’t hurt that Goldman spends an inordinate amount of time showing us the nation’s best desserts.
The sketch show “In the Flow With Affion Crockett,” starring the rising comedian, premieres Sunday on Fox. Learn more at www.fox.com/programming/shows/?shin-theflow-with-affion-crockett
Gloria Steinem lives! Learn more about her Monday in the HBO documentary “Gloria: In Her Own Words.” Click on
“The Lying Game,” abcfamily.go.com/shows/lying-game
The adaptation of a novel by Sara Shepard premieres as a series Monday on ABC Family, doubling down on the channel’s fascination with not-truth telling. Alexandra Chando stars as twins Emma and Sutton, a kindhearted foster kid and a rich girl, respectively, whose idea to switch places turns dangerous when one twin vanishes.The home page introduces the characters and offers a poll and a pair of blogs.
“Tanked,” animal.discovery.com/tv/tanked/
On Friday, Animal Planet debuts the reality show “Tanked,” which follows the adventures of brothers-inlaw and business partners who run Acrylic Tank Manufacturing, a Las Vegasbased business that creates huge and themed aquariums for hotels, businesses and individuals.The home page offers a clip from the premiere, bios of the crew, a guide to favorite aquarium fish, an aquarium FAQ and tips for keeping your pet fish happy.
www.hbo.com/documentaries/gloria-in-her-own-words/ index.html
Locks rock in season two of “Hair Battle Spectacular,” premiering Monday on Oxygen. Get the lowdown on the up-do by clicking on hairbattle-spectacular.oxygen. com/
On Monday, Bravo launches season five of “The Millionaire Matchmaker,” as newly single matchmaker Patti Stanger needs some help with love. Click on www.bravotv.com/ the-millionaire-matchmaker
TLC’s “What Not to Wear” returns for a ninth season on Tuesday, continuing to save fashion victims from themselves. Learn
the dressing do’s and don’ts at tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/ what-not-to-wear
“Beyond Scared Straight” returns Thursday on A&E Network, continuing executive producer Arnold Shapiro’s mission to keep kids on track. Click on www.aetv.com/beyond-scared-straight/
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››› “The Hunchback of Notre Dame” (1923, Drama) Lon Chaney.
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(HBO) (:15) ›› “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past” (2009) Matthew McConaughey.‘PG-13’
Gloria: In Her Own Words (N) (CC)
››› “The Town” (2010, Crime Drama) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ›› “Ninja Assassin” (2009, Action) Rain, Naomie Harris. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(12:55) Real Sex (:45) ›› “Funny People” (2009) Adam Sandler. A gravely ill comic mentors a struggling performer.
(:15) Gloria: In Her Own Words (S) (CC) “Beavis, Butt” (MAX)
(5:45) › “I Love You, Beth Cooper” (2009) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “Phone Booth” (2002) Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The A-Team” (2010, Action) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:15) Life on Top “Kiss and Tell” Graduate’s sister works as erotic model. (S) (CC) (:20) ››› “Play Misty for Me” (1971) Clint Eastwood. (:05) ››› “The Ghost and the Darkness” (1996) Michael Douglas.‘R’ (CC) “Hush... Hush, Sweet Charlotte” (SHOW) “Brothers” (:45) ››› “The Ghost Writer” (2010, Drama) Pierce Brosnan, Kim Cattrall. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Weeds (iTV) (N) The Big C (CC) Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV)
“Shooting Gallery” (2005, Suspense) Freddie Prinze Jr., Ving Rhames. (S) ‘R’
›› “What Just Happened?” (2008) ‘R’(CC)
›› “Jackass: The Movie” (2002) Johnny Knoxville.‘R’
(:45) “Sugar Boxx” (2009) Kitten Natividad. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Pauly Shore’s Vegas Is My Oyster (iTV) (S) (CC)
(12:15) “Haunting Desires” (2003) Beverly Lynne.‘NR’
(:45) “The Devil Dared Me To” (2007) Chris Stapp.‘NR’
(:10) ›› “Not Forgotten” (2009, Suspense) Simon Baker. (S) ‘R’ (CC) › “King Solomon’s Mines” (CC)
“Cocaine Cowboys II: Hustlin’ With the Godmother” (:45) ››› “Louie Bluie” (1985) iTV.‘NR’ (CC) (4:50) ›› “Crush” (2009) ‘R’ (TMC) (5:10) “Extraordinary Measures”
(1992) Tom Hanks. A women’s professional baseball league debuts in 1943.
››› “A League of Their Own” (1992) Tom Hanks. A women’s professional baseball league debuts in 1943.
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Conan (N) Lopez Tonight Actor Danny Trejo.
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›› “The Sixth Man” (1997, Comedy) Marlon Wayans, Kadeem Hardison. MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ›› “The Drowning Pool”
››› “A Kiss Before Dying” (1956) Robert Wagner, Virginia Leith.
››› “The Sound and the Fury” (1959, Drama) Yul Brynner. Premiere.
››› “Rachel, Rachel” (1968, Drama) Joanne Woodward, James Olson. (CC)
››› “The Effect of Gamma Rays on Man-in-the-Moon Marigolds” (1973)
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››› “The Devil’s Own” (1997, Suspense) Harrison Ford. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (MAX) (5:30) “It’s Kind of a Funny Story” (S) (:15) ›› “Jennifer’s Body” (2009, Horror) Megan Fox. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “First Blood” (1982) Sylvester Stallone.‘R’ (CC)
(:35) Strike Back (S) (CC) Co-Ed Confidential 3: Spring Break “Girls Gone Topless”
›› “Formula 51” (2001) Samuel L. Jackson.‘R’ (CC)
(:35) ››› “Crazy Heart” (2009, Drama) Jeff Bridges. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (Off Air) (SHOW) “River Why” “First Circle” (2010) iTV Premiere. ‘NR’(CC) Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV) Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV) Web Therapy Web Therapy
›› “Good” (2008) Viggo Mortensen. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:40) › “As Good as Dead” (2010) Cary Elwes.‘R’ (CC)
››› “Inglourious Basterds” (2009, War) Brad Pitt, Mélanie Laurent, Christoph Waltz. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (:35) ››› “Life During Wartime” (2009) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ››› “Dog Soldiers” (2002, Horror) Sean Pertwee. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“The Tournament” (2009) Robert Carlyle. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:40) “The Bikini Escort Company” (2004) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:15) ››› “Moonlighting” (1982, Drama) Jeremy Irons. iTV.‘PG’ (CC)
››› “Antonia’s Line” (1995, Comedy-Drama) ‘R’ (:45) ›› “Triumph of Love” (2001) Mira Sorvino.‘PG-13’
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“Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome” (1985, Science Fiction) Mel Gibson, Tina Turner. (CC) Breaking Bad “Shotgun” (CC)
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››› “Pepe Le Moko” (1937) Jean Gabin. Premiere. (Subtitled-English)
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››› “La Bête Humaine” (1938, Drama) Jean Gabin. (Subtitled-English)
››› “Touchez Pas au Grisbi” (1954, Crime Drama) Jean Gabin, René Dary.
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(:10) › “Sliver” (1993, Suspense) Sharon Stone. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “School of Life” (2005) (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
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“Caddyshack” (1980, Comedy) Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield. (CC) ›› “Summer Rental” (1985, Comedy) John Candy, Richard Crenna. (CC)
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››› “The Unsinkable Molly Brown” (1964) Debbie Reynolds. (CC) (:15) ››› “Divorce American Style” (1967, Comedy) Dick Van Dyke. (CC)
(:15) ›››› “Singin’ in the Rain” (1952) Gene Kelly. (CC) (DVS)
(:15) ››› “The Singing Nun” (1966, Musical) Debbie Reynolds. (CC) ››› “Raintree County” (1957) (TLC) Four Weddings (S) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesFour Weddings (N) Say YesSay YesFour Weddings (S) Say YesSay YesFour Weddings (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) Law & Order (S) ›››› “The Dark Knight” (2008) Christian Bale. (CC) (:15) ›› “The Hulk” (2003, Fantasy) Eric Bana. (CC) (:15) ››› “Spider-Man” (2002) Tobey Maguire. PreviewCSI: NY (S) (CC) Law & Order (S) (TOON) GeneraBen 10StarThundr.King-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenStrokerSquidKing-HillKing-HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) GhostGhostParanormalParanormalGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresParanormalGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresParanormalPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...HurtsHurtsForensicForensicWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...HurtsHurtsForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) All in the Family All in the Family M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Cleveland Happily Divorced The Nanny (:33) The Nanny The Nanny (:42) The Nanny “The Finale” (CC) (:16) The Nanny Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S)
Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) 3’s Company 3’s Company (USA) NCIS “Probie”(S) (CC) NCIS “Iced” (S) (CC) NCIS A missing Navy lieutenant. (S)
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) Royal Pains A runner struggles. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)
›› “Riding the Bullet” (2004, Horror) Jonathan Jackson, David Arquette. (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Monk (CC) (VS) Gun ItGun ItGun ItGun ItGun ItGun ItGun ItGun ItGun ItGun ItGun ItGun ItGun ItGun ItGun ItGun ItPaidProstatePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidRifles (WGN-A) Funny VideosChrisChrisMotherMotherNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny Videos SingsaAdelante
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(HBO) (5:15) ›› “Daredevil” (2003) (CC)
››› “The Blind Side” (2009, Drama) Sandra Bullock. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Face Off, Max ›› “Sherlock Holmes” (2009, Action) Robert Downey Jr. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:40) ›› “Predators” (2010, Science Fiction) Adrien Brody. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Tracy Morgan: Black and Blue (S) ››› “The Firm” (1993, Drama) Tom Cruise, Jeanne Tripplehorn, Gene Hackman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) › “The Whole Ten Yards” (MAX) (5:05) “The Time Traveler’s Wife” ›› “Machete” (2010, Action) Danny Trejo. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
MAX on Set (S) Strike Back (N) (S) (CC) Chemistry (N) Skin to the Max Strike Back (S) (CC)
(11:50) “The Right to Bare All” (2009)
(:10) › “Half Baked” (1998) Dave Chappelle. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “The Serpent and the Rainbow” (1988) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ››› “Miller’s Crossing” (1990) Gabriel Byrne. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (4:45) ›› “Knowing” (2009) ‘PG-13’ (6:55) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (2010) Kristen Stewart.‘PG-13’
››› “Kaboom” (2010) Thomas Dekker.‘NR’ (CC)
“The Freebie” (2010) Dax Shepard. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Franchise Green Room “Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic”
(:15) “Charlie Valentine” (2009, Drama) Raymond J. Barry. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ›› “Nine” (2009, Musical) Daniel Day-Lewis. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:05) ›› “What Just Happened?”
›› “War, Inc.” (2008, Comedy) John Cusack, Hilary Duff. (S) ‘R’
›› “Tunnel Rats” (2008) Michael Paré. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:40) ›› “Color of Night” (1994, Suspense) Bruce Willis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:45) “Play Dead” (2009) Chris Klein. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:15) › “Stolen” (2009, Suspense) Jon Hamm, Josh Lucas. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Alchemy” (2005) Tom Cavanagh. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Picnic”
(AMC) The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman ››› “Support Your Local Sheriff!” (1969, Western) James Garner. (CC) (:45) ››› “Support Your Local Gunfighter” (1971) James Garner, Suzanne Pleshette. (CC)
›› “The Cowboy Way” (1994) Woody Harrelson, Kiefer Sutherland. ›› “Swordfish” (2001) (CC) (AP) Wild Russia (CC) Crocodile HunterDogs 101 (CC) It’s Me or the DogCats 101 (S) (CC) ConfessionsConfessionsConfessionsConfessionsConfessionsPit Boss XL (N) (S) Pit Boss XL (N) (S) (BRAVO) Top Chef (CC) Top Chef (CC) Top Chef (CC) Flipping Out (CC) Flipping Out (CC) Flipping Out (CC) Flipping Out (CC) MatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmaker (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) SaturdayGuptaCNN Saturday MorningBottomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomSituation Room (COM) PaidPaidComedyEntouEntou(:36) ›› “Mr. Woodcock” (2007) ScrubsScrubsScrubsScrubs(:40) › “Superhero Movie” (2008) (CC) (:42) › “My Best Friend’s Girl” (2008) (CC) (4:59) “Year One” (DISC) VacuumPaidDiscovery-CMECane Toads (S) (CC) AuctionAuctionAuctionMan vs.Wild (S) One Man Army (S) SonsSonsD. D. AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuction (DISN) OsoMickeyMickeyPiratesPhineasPhineasPhineasFish ANT ANT WizardsWizardsGood Good Shake ItShake ItPhineasPhineasGood Good Good ANT RandomShake It (E!) E! SpecialE! SpecialFashionThe E! NewsE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! Special
(ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Little League BaseballNASCARNASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: NAPA Auto Parts 200. (N) (Live) Little League (ESPN2) SportsNation English Premier League Soccer Arsenal vs. Liverpool. (N) (Live)
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ATP Tennis U.S. Open Series:Western and Southern Open, Men’s Semifinals. From Cincinnati. (N) (Live) Softball Junior League, Final:Teams TBA. From Kirkland, Wash. (N) (CC)
(EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily MassWorld Youth Day 2011: Mass for SeminariansHoly Daily MassWorld Youth Day 2011:Visit to San Jose CenterTBAHeritageSunday NightLifeGod
(FAM) ›› “Jumanji” (1995, Fantasy) Robin Williams. ›› “The Karate Kid” (1984, Drama) Ralph Macchio. ›› “The Karate Kid Part II” (1986, Drama) ›› “The Karate Kid Part III” (1989, Drama) ›› “The Next Karate Kid”
(FSN) HunterOutdoorWhitetailBowhunDue PaidWoodsOutDW-TVFlightlineVikingsVikingsUEFA Champions League SoccerPregameWPS SoccerClassic Twins (FX) ›› “Rounders” (1998, Drama) Matt Damon. ›› “Undisputed” (2002, Drama) ››› “X2: X-Men United” (2003, Fantasy) Patrick Stewart. ›› “Hitman” (2007) Dougray Scott › “The Marine” (2006) John Cena. 12 (GOLF) Golf Central Golf Central Paid Program European PGA Tour Golf Czech Open, Third Round. From Celadna, Czech Republic. (N) (Live) Morning Drive The Golf Fix Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Wyndham Championship, Third Round. Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Champions: Constellation Energy Senior Players, Third Round. From Harrison, N.Y. (N) (S Live) (CC) Golf Central LPGA Golf (HGTV) OutdoorBlockMakPropertyIncomeYardYardYardCrashersCrashersBathBathRoom MakBlockNovoBuckSummerCandiceSarah
(S) iCarly (S) Big TimeBig TimeVictoVictoPenguinPenguinSponge.Sponge.Big TimeVicto (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidWays Ways Ways Ways XtremeHorse.RestoreRestore ››› “Bad Boy” (1995) Anouk Grinberg. (S) ›› “Behind Enemy Lines” (2001) Owen Wilson. “Punisher: War” (SYFY) PaidPaidPaidPaid ›› “Snakehead Terror” (2004) (CC) “Supergator” (2007) Brad Johnson. ›› “Dinoshark” (2010) Eric Balfour. ›› “Mega Piranha” (2010) Tiffany. ›› “Malibu Shark Attack” (2009) (TBN)
FaithvilleMaraleeBear CharityKids DooleyWonderBugtimeAuto B.HopkinsGod GoliathIshineThe HermieCaterpillrPaws Heroes & LegendsNewsHarvest Crusade 2011 (TBS) Steve Harvey Steve Harvey Yes, Dear (S) Yes, Dear (S) (:10) ›› “The Whole Nine Yards” (2000) Bruce Willis, Matthew Perry. (CC) (:10) ›› “Fun With Dick & Jane” (2005, Comedy) Jim Carrey,Téa Leoni. (:10) ›› “She’s the Man” (2006) Amanda Bynes. A student poses as her twin brother. According-Jim Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) (TCM) (5:00) ››› “Raintree County” (1957) Montgomery Clift, Elizabeth Taylor. (CC)
›› “Lonelyhearts” (1958, Drama) Montgomery Clift, Robert Ryan. (CC)
›› “The Big Lift” (1950, Drama) Montgomery Clift, Paul Douglas.
›››› “Red River” (1948, Western) John Wayne, Montgomery Clift, Walter Brennan. (CC) ››› “From Here to Eternity” (1953) Burt Lancaster, Montgomery Clift. (CC) (:45) ››› “The Misfits” (1961) Clark Gable. (CC) (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty LadderDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeCellblock 6Cellblock 6Cellblock 6 (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) HawthoRNe (CC) Rizzoli & IslesThe Closer (CC) ›› “The Hulk” (2003) Eric Bana, Jennifer Connelly. (CC) ››› “Spider-Man” (2002) Tobey Maguire. (CC) ››› “300” (2007) (CC) (TOON) Ben 10GeneraStarBeyPokéBakuganRedakaiBeyBeyBey“Teen Titans: Trouble”SidekickMADMADSquirrelGumballGumballJohnnyJohnnyAdvenAdvenAdven (TRAV) TastiestTastiestFood TruckNo ReservationNo ReservationFoodFoodMega FactoriesSuperstructuresExt. SuperstoresExtreme TownsRoadside Adv.WaterparksTerror Rides (TRUTV) KitchenPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMost DaringMost DaringMost DaringMost DaringMost ShockingMost ShockingMost Shocking (TVLAND) The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Extreme Makeover: Home (:38) Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (CC) Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home (USA) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Burn Notice “Eye for an Eye” (CC) Suits “Undefeated” (CC)
›› “The World Is Not Enough” (1999, Action) Pierce Brosnan, Sophie Marceau, Robert Carlyle. (CC)
››› “Blood Diamond” (2006) Leonardo DiCaprio.Two men join in a quest to recover a priceless gem. (CC)
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (VS) Outdoor ChallengeWhitetailWhitetailHuntingWhitetailBucksHuntingWinchBerettaBrownFishingHeads-Up Poker
›› “Point Break” (1991) Patrick Swayze. AdvenWorld ChallengeAdven (WGN-A) PaidPaidPaidPaidHeat of NightHeat of NightTexas RangerTexas RangerLaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CIThe Unit (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC)
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(HBO) (5:15) › “The Whole Ten Yards” Michigan vs. Ohio State: The Rivalry
›› “Robin Hood” (2010) Russell Crowe. Robin and his men battle the Sheriff of Nottingham. (CC)
REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) ›› “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” (2010) Zachary Gordon.‘PG’
Gloria: In Her Own Words (S) (CC)
(:15) ›› “The Lovely Bones” (2009, Drama) Mark Wahlberg, Rachel Weisz. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Robin Hood” (2010) Russell Crowe.‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) (:10) › “Swimfan” (2002) Jesse Bradford.‘PG-13’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Species” (1995, Science Fiction) Ben Kingsley. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Win a Date With Tad Hamilton!” (2004) (S) ‘PG-13’ (:05) › “Repo Men” (2010, Science Fiction) Jude Law. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Braveheart” (1995) Mel Gibson. A Scottish rebel rallies his countrymen against England. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “It’s Kind of a Funny Story” (2010) Keir Gilchrist. “Lost World” (SHOW) (:05) ›› “Bottle Shock” (2008, Drama)
Alan Rickman. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’
Inside NASCAR ›› “The Switch” (2010) Jennifer Aniston.‘PG-13’ (:15) › “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV) Web Therapy “Saint John of Las Vegas” (2009) Steve Buscemi.‘R’
(2:55) ››› “A Single Man” (2009) Colin Firth.‘R’ (:35) ›› “The Joneses” (2009) David Duchovny.‘R’ (TMC) (5:30) ››› “Picnic at Hanging Rock” (1975) ‘PG’ ››› “The Count of Monte Cristo” (1975) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Crossing the Bridge” (1992, Drama) Josh Charles. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Once More With Feeling” ( 2009) Drea de Matteo.‘NR’
(:45) ››› “Picnic at Hanging Rock” (1975) Rachel Roberts. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
(:35) ››› “The Times of Harvey Milk” (1984) (S) ‘NR’
(:05) “Children of God” (2010, Drama) Johnny Ferro, Van Brown. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
CABLE CHANNELS
(S) › “Exit Wounds” (2001, Action) Steven Seagal, DMX. (S) ›› “3000 Miles to Graceland” (2001, Action) Kurt Russell, Kevin Costner. (S) Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) Inspiration
(A&E) Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Exterminator Exterminator Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Exterminator
(AMC) (5:00) ›› “Swordfish” (2001)
››› “The Italian Job” (2003) Mark Wahlberg. A thief and his crew plan to steal back their gold.
››› “A Few Good Men” (1992) Tom Cruise. A Navy lawyer defends two Marines in a comrade’s death. (CC)
››› “Carlito’s Way” (1993) Al Pacino, Sean Penn. An ex-con finds it hard to escape his former life of crime. (CC) Three Stooges Three Stooges Three Stooges Mad Men “Long Weekend” (CC)
(AP) Dogs 101 (S) Dogs 101 (S) Swamp Wars (S) Pit Boss (N) (S) Pit Boss (S) Swamp Wars (S) Dogs 101 (S) Dogs 101 (S) Dogs 101 (S) Swamp Wars (S) Pit Boss (S) ExtremeExtreme (BRAVO) MatchmakerMost Eligible ›› “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” (2003) (:33) ›› “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”Most EligibleHousewives/NJVacuumPaidPaidPaidDinner Party (CNBC) Money American GreedDebtSuze Orman ShowPrincess “Neelam” American GreedSuze Orman ShowPrincess “Neelam” PaidPaidHeads-Up PokerSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid
(CNN) CNN NewsroomBlair MountainPiers MorganCNN NewsroomBlair MountainPiers MorganCNN NewsroomBlair MountainPiers MorganCNN NewsroomPiers MorganCNN Newsroom (COM) (4:59) “Year One”(:01) ›› “Tommy Boy” (1995) (CC) (:03) “Zack and Miri Make a Porno”(:05) ››› “Napoleon Dynamite” (CC) (:07) › “My Best Friend’s Girl” (2008) (PA) (CC) ComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid
(DISC) SonsSonsSons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) SonsSonsPaidCashPaidPaidPaidPaidHair Tomor (DISN) VampireVampireGood WizardsRandomRandomANT RandomShake ItVampireVampireGood WizardsRandomRandom ››› “Twitches” (2005) MoversJungleMannyLittleChugLittle
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(ESPN) Little LeagueLittle League BaseballBaseball TonightSportsCenter (N) Baseball TonightSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter
(ESPN2) ATP Tennis U.S. Open Series:Western and Southern Open, Women’s Semifinals. From Cincinnati. (N) (Live)
NHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil Nationals, Qualifying. From Brainerd, Minn. (CC) 2011 World Series of Poker 2011 World Series of Poker SportsCenter (N) (CC) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: NAPA Auto Parts 200. Year of the Quarterback (N)
(EWTN) Angelica Live“Karol: Man Who Became”World Youth Day 2011:Visit to San Jose CenterDaily MassMaximilian: SaintWorld Youth Day 2011: Closing Mass (N) (Live) Cenacle
(FAM) “Next Karate” ›› “Home Alone 2: Lost in New York” (1992) ››› “The Rundown” (2003)
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(FSN) MLB Baseball New YorkYankees at Minnesota Twins. (Live) Twins UEFA Champions League SoccerWorld Poker Tour:MLB Baseball: Yankees at Twins 50 Greatest Twins50 Greatest TwinsBaseball
(FX) (5:30) › “12 Rounds” (2009, Action) Two Two Two Two SunnySunnyLouieLouieTwo Two SunnySunnyLouieLouieTwo Two PaidPaidPaidPaid
(GOLF) (5:30) LPGA Tour Golf Safeway Classic, Second Round. From North Plains, Ore. (N) (Live)
PGA Tour Golf Wyndham Championship, Third Round. Golf Central PGA Tour GolfLPGA Tour Golf Safeway Classic, Second Round. From North Plains, Ore. Paid Program Gary McCord GolfPaid Program Golf Central Golf Central
(HGTV) BlockCandiceGreenSecretsRoom ColorNovoHouseHuntersHuntersRoom ColorNovoHouseHuntersHuntersGreenSecretsPaidPaidCashPaidPaidPaid
(HIST) Modern MarvelsMeat America (CC) The Lost Kennedy Home Movies (CC) (:01) Meat America (CC) (:01) The Lost Kennedy Home MoviesPaidPaidKitchenPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) “Lies My Mother Told Me” (2005) (CC) “Deadly Sibling Rivalry” (2011) (CC) “The Stepson” (2010) Christina Cox. MotherMotherPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidTriVitaPaidPaid (NICK) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) Big TimeVictoiCarly (S) iCarly (S) ’70s’70sLopezLopezMarriedMarriedMarriedNannyMy WifeMy Wife’70s’70sFamilyFamilyFamilyTBAFamilyFamily (SPIKE) (5:00) “Punisher: War Zone” ›› “Rambo” (2008) Julie Benz (S) Hooters’ 2 ›› “Rambo III” (1988) Sylvester Stallone. (S) EntouEntouEntouWays PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) ›› “Deep Blue Sea” (1999) “Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus” (2010) “Swamp Shark” (2011) Kristy Swanson. ›› “Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus” › “Dinocroc” (2004) Costas Mandylor. ZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) Precious Mem.In TouchHour of PowerGraham ClassicNot a TravelIn the Blink of an EyeVirtualOak FaithF. NightingaleStrangerLindsey PraiseHilliardOr-der (TBS) King of Queens King of Queens
›› “Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy” (2004) Will Ferrell. (CC) (8:50) ›› “Yes Man” (2008, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel. (CC) (10:50) ›› “Nacho Libre” (2006) Jack Black, Ana de la Reguera. (12:50) › “The Love Guru” (2008, Comedy) Mike Myers. MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedHome Improve. Home Improve. (TCM) (4:45) ››› “The Misfits” (1961) ››› “A Place in the Sun” (1951) Montgomery Clift, Elizabeth Taylor. (CC) (:15) ›››› “The Heiress” (1949, Drama) Olivia de Havilland. (CC) (:15) ›››› “The Search” (1948) Montgomery Clift, Ivan Jandl. (CC)
(:15) ››› “I Confess” (1953, Drama) Montgomery Clift, Anne Baxter.
›› “The Defector” (1966) Montgomery Clift, Hardy Kruger. Premiere.
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3’s Company 3’s Company
3’s Company 3’s Company
3’s Company (:34) The Nanny (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit ››› “Sex and the City” (2008) Sarah Jessica Parker.Time brings many changes for Carrie and her gal pals. (CC) WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) Becker (CC) Wings (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Monk Theatergoers witness a murder. (VS) Bull RidingBull RidingHeads-Up PokerBull RidingHeads-Up PokerBull RidingPaidPaidPaidPaidKnifeBig Fish!Rifles (WGN-A) MLB Baseball Texas Rangers at Chicago White Sox. (N) News at NineScrubsMotherSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbCurbEntouSouth PkSouth Pk ›› “The Country Bears” (2002) (CC) WorldScudder
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(HBO) (4:30) ›› “Robin Hood” (2010) (CC) ››› “Unstoppable” (2010) Denzel Washington.‘PG-13’ (:45) True Blood “Spellbound?” (S) (:45) ›› “MacGruber” (2010) Will Forte. (Subtitled-English) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ››› “Unstoppable” (2010) Denzel Washington. Bill Maher... But I’m Not Wrong (S) (CC) (:25) ››› “Backdraft” (1991, Action) Kurt Russell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Change“Cirque du Freak: Vampire’s”
›› “Flashpoint” (1984) Kris Kristofferson. ‘R’(CC) (:35) ››› “Quiz Show” (1994) John Turturro.‘PG-13’ (SHOW) (:15) › “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(MAX) (5:45) ›› “The Lost World: Jurassic Park” (1997) Jeff Goldblum. (S) ‘PG-13’ Strike Back (S) (CC) “Big Stan” (2007, Action) Rob Schneider, Jennifer Morrison. Premiere.‘R’ Strike Back (S) (:40) “Dangerous Attractions” (2010) Jason Sarcinelli. (:05) “Big Stan” (2007, Action) Rob Schneider, Jennifer Morrison.‘R’
›› “The Switch” (2010) Jennifer Aniston. iTV.‘PG-13’ (:45) ››› “A Single Man” (2009, Drama) Colin Firth. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Franchise Green Room Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV) ›› “The Switch” (2010) Jennifer Aniston. iTV.‘PG-13’ (:15) ›› “Crush” (2009) Christopher Egan.‘R’ (CC) (:35) “Across the Line:The Exodus of Charlie Wright” (TMC) (5:50) ››› “The Sum of All Fears” (2002) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘PG-13’
››› “Alone in the Dark II” (2008) Rick Yune.‘PG-13’ (:35) › “Sutures” (2009) Andrew Prine.‘R’ (CC)
››› “Alone in the Dark II” (2008) Rick Yune.‘PG-13’
(:35) › “Sutures” (2009) Andrew Prine. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“The Devil Dared Me To” (2007) Chris Stapp.‘NR’ (CC) (:25) › “As Good as Dead” (2010) Cary Elwes.‘R’ (CC) ›› “The Castaway Cowboy” ‘G’
