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At the northwestern tip of Brooklyn, in a rambling space that once must have manufactured something, a gorgeous stage awaits a holiday celebration.White fairy lights dot black curtains, making for a twinkly, festive feel.
White trees, potted white poinsettias and huge wreaths set the stage for NBC’s “A Michael Buble Christmas,” airing Tuesday, Dec. 6.
Buble, the Canadian singer who would have been quite comfortable in the Rat Pack, rehearses for his first TV special. He jokes with the a cappella group Naturally 7, which tours with him. He teases the audience and tells a barely off-color joke that he loves.
On a mild day in early November, those who secured tickets to the taping file in wearing holiday party clothes.The teens, wearing short skirts and teetering on heels, shriek when the warm-up comedian mentions the name Justin Bieber.
Yes, the teen idol is among the guests, each singing a song in the one-hour show. Kellie Pickler, Thalia and the Puppini Sisters also join Buble.
However, the guest who blows him away, Buble reveals as he takes a break in his dressing room, is Oscar the Grouch. Caroll Spinney, the human behind Oscar, visited earlier in the day.
Buble is thrilled that Spinney suggested a change to the script, which he’s keeping in.
Buble is having a blast. He loves Christmas so much, and during the special, photos of him as a kid sitting on Santa’s (his dad) lap are shown. Selecting songs for this was difficult because he’s so fond of so many.
“I picked my favorites,” he says.“It’s a fast-paced network show. I didn’t want the special to be all music. As a viewer I wanted it to be infused with humor.”
In addition to the “Sesame Street” curmudgeon, Ed Helms and Tracy Morgan have bits. Buble’s songs are Christmas standards, many of which would have been at home on a special from the 1960s. He understands that there is something inherently and terminally cool about donning a sharkskin suit, white shirt and skinny black tie. A major flirt, Buble loves to sing and have fun. It’s pretty impossible to remain immune to his charms.
A couple of hours before Pickler takes the stage — this part of it set with red and white furniture and a fireplace — she relaxes in her dressing room. Clad in jeans and a camouflage print thermal T-shirt, with her face bare of makeup, Pickler looks like a pretty high-school kid.
“As far as today goes, it’s easy to get into the Christmas spirit,” Pickler says.“The fireplace, the trees.You cannot be around Michael and not be in a good mood.
“I was curious what he and I would sound like together,” she says.“We come from two different formats”
She recalls being surprised when asked to perform with him. They sing “White Christmas” together. Pickler wears an elegant white chiffon gown, strapless and draped, with Louboutin heels covered in Swarovski crystals.
“I just want people to watch the show and make them happy,” Pickler says.“Sometimes Christmas is not pleasant for everyone.”
Pickler then rehearses with Buble. She travels with just her manager; Bieber arrives with an entourage of 12. He changes into skinny black jeans, which he wears extremely low, a black sweater, white button-down shirt and black bow tie. He then takes the stage to sing “Mistletoe,” from his same-named CD that debuted at No. 1.
The rehearsal happens in the middle of the paternity accusation, and Bieber is not talking or joking around with the crew.
Buble, however, goofs around with his fellow Canadian and manages to lighten the mood.
“Soon Canadians will take over,” Buble says.“We have saved up all our hockey pucks and slingshots, and we are going to take over.”
Buble meshes well with each guest.Thalia, who sings “Feliz
Navidad” with him, says, “Michael is such a cutie-pie, his spirit, his life, his voice.” She notes that she particularly likes that she sings in English and he in Spanish.
The Puppini Sisters harmonize on “Jingle Bells” with him, and Buble sings classics from his new CD, “Michael Buble Christmas.” On the special, the singers perform in front of a 36-piece band, which swings.
Buble acknowledges 10 Marines in their dress uniforms in the audience. Among his numbers is “I’ll Be Home for Christmas.”
Later in his dressing room, Buble reflects on the Christmas songs that became popular during World War II.
“It started to have a life of its own, the way that song kept them connected to home,” Buble says.
“As I get older, I realize what I wimp I am and what sacrifices people make.Those songs were heavy stuff.They didn’t know if they would see their families again.”
With Buble’s easy banter and variety of guests, the special has a sweet, old-fashioned feeling yet seems fresh.
“I hope it brings families together and maybe laugh,” Buble says.“And to get excited for Christmas, like I am.”
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6:00 p.m. (GOLF) USGA Championship Season
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5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Dubai World Championship, First Round.
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11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Franklin Templeton Shootout, First Round.
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10:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Teams TBA. (Taped)
12:30 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine TENNIS
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2:00 p.m. _ Skiing Deer Valley Celebrity Skifest. (Taped)
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TH Court“Nothing Personal” (2009) › “Happily N’Ever After” ››› “Death at a Funeral”(:15) ›› “Subject Two” (2006) (CC) (12:55) ›› “Barry Munday” ››› “The Eclipse” (2009) ›› “Letters to Juliet” (2010) iTV. (S)
M “Sasquatch Gng”“Shadow Island-Christmas”(:45) “The First Time” (2009) (:15) “Memorial Day” (1998) Premiere. “TiMER” (2009) (S) (CC) “What’s the Worst”“The Sasquatch Gang” (S) “Breaking Up Is”
T Croco(:35) “Even the Rain” (2010) (CC) “The Canterville Ghost” (CC) (:05) “Humboldt County”“Across the Line: Exodus”“Thirst” (2008) Premiere. (S) (:05) ››› “Super Size Me” (2004) “Lars and Girl”
W “Unstrung Heroes”(:05) › “RocketMan” (1997) (:40) ›› “One Christmas”“The Myth of the American Sleepover”(11:50) “Nowhere Boy” (CC) ›› “Washington Square” (1997) ›› “Shade” (2003) (S) (CC) (:15) “Cracks” (S)
F “Masters-Univrs”“Saint Misbehavin’”“The Job” (2009) iTV. (S) (:15) ›› “The Night We Never Met” ›› “The Brothers Bloom” (2008) (CC) “The Waiting City” (2009) iTV Premiere. “From the Sky Down” (2011) Youth (TMC)
TH Canyon(:45) “The Boxer and the Bombshell” ›› “The Cemetery Club” (1992) (S) (:20) ›› “The Long Ride”(11:55) ››› “Four Lions”(:40) ›› “The Lightkeepers” (2009) (:20) ›› “Bloodknot” (CC) ››› “Capote”
“Neverland,” www.syfy.com/ neverland/
Airing Sunday and Monday on Syfy, the two-part movie is an original prequel to J.M. Barrie’s classic fantasy novel, “Peter Pan,” featuring such familiar characters as Hook (Rhys Ifans), Tinker Bell (voice of Keira Knightley), Smee (Bob Hoskins) and Peter Pan (Charlie Rowe). The official home page features cast information, photo galleries, wallpapers, background information on the characters, message boards and social media links.
doing,” Ali recalls. “I cooked for him and his team and his kids for, like, three days in a row. He just wanted basic stuff like curried chicken sandwiches – he didn’t want anything fancy. But the cool thing was, in between each meal, I got to sneak off and watch the entire Jackson 5 rehearse! I got to watch Michael Jackson yelling at Tito!”
Now – with the Bravo cameras rolling
“The American Country Awards,” theacas.com
It’s a tale told by many a chef – how they learned their craft at the knee of a family elder. Not Roble Ali.
Though his granddad was, indeed, a caterer who once cooked for JFK, Ali – consulting chef at New York’s Avenue and star of Bravo’s new docu-series “Chef Roble & Co.” – says what he learned from his family is he likes to eat. And eat well.
“A light bulb went off in my head that, ‘Hey, if I want to eat the way that I want to eat all the time, then I need to figure out how to cook!’ ” he says, laughing.
“So in fourth or fifth grade I picked up a book at a book fair about making classic American sweets like brownies, chocolate chip cookies. I was like, ‘If I can buy this book and figure out how to make my own chocolate chip cookies, I am set.’ ”
He never did master the cookies.
But Ali did discover a natural talent for savory cooking, and after nixing a career in psychology, he took his mom’s advice and enrolled in the Culinary Institute of America campus near their Poughkeepsie, N.Y., home. In short order, Ali’s sister Jasmine, who worked in media, helped her little brother score catering gigs with stars such as singer Faith Evans, music magnate Russell Simmons and hip-hop magazine mogul Datwon Thomas.
“I cooked for Michael Jackson once, for an event that he was
– Chef Ali is embarking on his own highend catering business with Jasmine and a comical crew, creating over-the-top events for a quirky clientele including Vanessa Williams, Kandi Burrus of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” and in the Sunday, Dec. 4, series premiere, a socialite who wants him to supply a live monkey and only red, black and white foods.
“I might be setting up a kitchen one day in a stairwell; I might be in some amazing penthouse kitchen the next day; I might be in an elevator shaft the next day,” he says. “It’s almost like ‘Catering Impossible.’ ”
•What are you reading?
“Love Games: Bad Girls Need Love Too,” love-games. oxygen.com
Airing Monday on Fox and billed as “the show for the next generation of country music fans,” the honors feature Trace Adkins and Kristin Chenoweth as hosts. Fans vote for the winners, not only in traditional categories but also in such unusual areas as touring.The official home page provided fans the opportunity to vote, but it also has news, photos, Tweets and extras (such as embeddable badges for blogs).
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‘Medium Raw’ by Anthony Bourdain. His show is my favorite TV show, too.”
•What is your next project?
“I’m working on a line of cutlery – something different than anything that’s been out there before.”
•What did you have for dinner last night?
“I ate at a restaurant, and it was horrible! That’s what I get for trying to barbecue in New York City.”
•When was your last vacation – where and why?
“My girlfriend is a professional model, so I went with her to Milan and Paris for fashion week. I basically just went to hang out, carry her bags, go to after-parties and eat at awesome restaurants.”
Premiering Sunday on Bravo, “Chef Roble & Co.” follows Chef Roble Ali as he cooks for the biggest events in New York.To learn more, click on www.bravotv.com/chef-roble-and-co
Returning Monday on truTV, “Lizard Lick Towing” follows a team of North Carolina-based
Season three of the dating competition series “Love Games” features former “Bad Girls” — Judi from season seven and Kori and Sydney of season six — competing and searching for love from among 13 eligible suitors. Tanisha Thomas (“Celebrity Fit Club,”“Bad Girls”) is the host. The home page has complete background info on the girls and the guys, along with pictures, video highlights, previews and a link to catch up on previous seasons.
repo men and women on the job. Learn more at www.trutv. com/shows/lizard-lick-towing/ index.html
The interview series “The Mortified Sessions” launches Monday on Sundance Channel. Get the lowdown at www.sundancechannel.com/the-mortified-sessions/
Starting Monday on VH1, “T.I. and Tiny:The Family Hustle” chronicles the rapper’s life since his release from prison. Click on blog.vh1.com/201111-09/t-i-and-tiny-the-familyhustle-to-premiere-december5-at-9-pm-et/
TNT’s “Mystery Movie Night” continues Tuesday and Wednesday with “Hide” and “Silent
“Boss,” www.starz.com/ originals/Boss
The series starring Kelsey Grammer as the troubled mayor of Chicago concludes its first season on Friday. If you’ve fallen behind, you can visit the official home page to watch previous episodes online.There are also downloads, message boards, mobile alerts, background on the characters and actors, a newsletter, and links to Twitter accounts associated with the series.
Witness.” Keep up on the latest premieres in the movie series at www.tnt.tv/mysterymovienight/
“Frosty the Snowman” and “Frosty Returns” air Friday on CBS, featuring the jolly snowman and his magic hat. Get the details at www.cbs.com/specials/frosty/
(5:00) ›› “The Addams Family”
“A Christmas Carol” (1984, Fantasy) George C. Scott, Angela Pleasence. (CC)
Christmas Carol” (1984, Fantasy) George C. Scott, Angela Pleasence. (CC)
››› “Mystic Pizza” (1988, Romance-Comedy) Julia Roberts, Annabeth Gish, Lili Taylor. (CC)
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Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ›› “Batman Returns” (1992, Action) Michael Keaton, Danny DeVito, Michelle Pfeiffer. (CC)
MarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) “Cardinal” Now Playing ››› “The Mystery of Edwin Drood” (1935) Premiere. (:45) ››› “A Christmas Carol” (1938) Reginald Owen. (:15) ››› “David Copperfield” (1935, Drama) W.C. Fields, Freddie Bartholomew. (CC)
››› “A Tale of Two Cities” (1935) Ronald Colman. (CC) (DVS) (:45) ›› “Oliver Twist” (1922, Drama) Jackie Coogan, Lon Chaney. MGM Parade ››› “Johnny Belinda” (1948) (TLC) CakeCake Boss: Next BakerCake Boss:NextCandyCandyCake Boss:NextCandyCandyCake Boss: Next BakerCakePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid19 Kids19 Kids (TNT) Law & Order (S) The Closer (CC) The Closer (N) Rizzoli & Isles (N) The Closer (CC) Rizzoli & IslesSouthland (CC) Leverage (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Angel “Home”(S) (TOON) JohnnyGumballAdvenMADKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua HeartAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierHeartKing/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) No ReservationThe Layover (CC) The Layover (N) No ReservationNo ReservationThe Layover (CC) No ReservationNo ReservationThe Layover (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...LizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardWorkedWorkedLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardWorkedWorkedThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) The ExesRoseanne Roseanne Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens
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WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (S Live) (CC) (:05) ›› “Hostage” (2005, Action) Bruce Willis, Kevin Pollak. (CC) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) (:09) ›› “Into the Sun” (2005, Action) Steven Seagal, Matthew Davis. (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Covert Affairs An asset is killed. (VS) NHLNHL LiveNHL Hockey: Coyotes at Blackhawks NHL LiveNHL Overtime (N) College TalkNBC Sports TalkNHL OvertimePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkDeathDeathMad Ab’tPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
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(HBO) Strangers No ›› “The Dilemma” (2011, Comedy) Vince Vaughn. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Enlightened (N)
Boardwalk Empire (S) (CC)
Enlightened (S) ›› “Due Date” (2010) Robert Downey Jr. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(12:10) ›› “The Banger Sisters” (2002) Goldie Hawn. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(1:50) ››› “The Kids Are All Right” (2010) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:40) ››› “Greenberg” (2010, ComedyDrama) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Lazarus Effect (MAX) (5:05) ›› “Green Zone” (2010) ‘R’ ››› “Man on the Moon” (1999) Jim Carrey. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Cedar Rapids” (2011) Ed Helms. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Another 48 HRS.” (1990) Eddie Murphy.‘R’ (CC)
(12:05) Co-Ed Confidential 3: Spring Break (S) (CC) (:35) ›› “Love and Action in Chicago” (1999) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ››› “Roads to Riches” (2001) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:45) ››› “The Comancheros” (1961) John Wayne. (S) (SHOW) “AgainstCur” (:15) “The Canyon” (2009) Yvonne Strahovski.‘R’ Dexter “Ricochet Rabbit” (iTV) (CC) Homeland “Representative Brody” Dexter “Ricochet Rabbit” (iTV) (CC) Homeland “Representative Brody”
››› “The Sum of All Fears” (2002, Suspense) Ben Affleck. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (:05) “Sacrifice” (2011) Cuba Gooding Jr. iTV.‘R’ (:45) “Below the Beltway” (2010, Comedy) Tate Donovan. iTV. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Saint Misb” (TMC) (5:00) “Breaking Up Is Hard to Do”
›› “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” (2003) Kate Hudson.‘PG-13’
›› “Sex and a Girl” (2001) Angela Gots. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) “The Boys and Girls Guide to Getting Down” ‘R’
(12:15) “Loaded” (2004, Adult) Jesse Jane, Asia Carrera. Premiere.‘NR’ (CC) Jean Claude Jean Claude Van Damme ››› “Monsters” (2010) Scoot McNairy. Premiere.‘R’ “Crocodile Hunter: Collision”
(AMC) (5:00) “Addams Family Values”
›› “A Christmas Carol” (1984, Fantasy) George C. Scott, Angela Pleasence. (CC) ›› “A Christmas Carol” (1984, Fantasy) George C. Scott, Angela Pleasence. (CC)
›› “Addams Family Values” (1993, Comedy) Anjelica Huston, Raul Julia.
›› “Sabrina” (1995) Harrison Ford, Julia Ormond. A chauffeur’s daughter awakens love in a rich workaholic. (CC) Paid Program TriVita Nopalea (AP) Viking WildernessViking WildernessOn Thin Ice: Into the Arctic (N) (S) Viking WildernessOn Thin Ice: Into the Arctic (S) Viking WildernessViking WildernessPolar Bear:SpyDeadliest TownsOranguEden (BRAVO) Real HousewivesMatchmakerMatchmakerMad FashionFashionMatchmakerMad FashionReal HousewivesMatchmakerFashionPaidPaidPaidPaidWork of Art (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportBillions Behind60 Minutes onAmerican GreedMad Money60 Minutes onAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperAnderson CooperPiers MorganBusiness TodayAM:Wake Up CallAmerican Morning (COM) 30 Rock30 RockSouth PkFturamaTosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Work.DailyColbertTosh.0Work.DailyColbertFturamaTosh.0Work.TogetherSunnyComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) American ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperMoonshiners (S) American ChopperMoonshiners (S) American ChopperAmerican ChopperPopoffPaidPaidTriVitaPaidPaidPaidTriVita (DISN) ANT JessieAustin“Nightmare-Christmas”ANT JessieAustinGood WizardsWizardsGood Good RandomANT DeckDeckPhineasPhineasPhineasPhineasBabarLittle (E!) E! NewsSex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialKardasKardasChelseaE! NewsChelseaKardasKardasChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(ESPN) College Basketball: Jimmy V Classic College Basketball: Jimmy V Classic SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter
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(EWTN) Daily MassAngelica LiveEWTNRosaryThreshold of HopeSheenWomen Daily MassAngelica LiveThe Abundant LifeThe TaWas SheenPapal AudienceThe OriginalChurch
(FAM) (5:30) “The Polar Express” ›› “Home Alone 2: Lost in New York” (1992) The 700 ClubWhose?Whose?PaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidTriVitaPrinceLifeJ. MeyerAmazing (FSN) StoriesPrepUFCVikingsWild Live (N) (Live) NHL Hockey Minnesota Wild at San Jose Sharks. Wild PrepWorld Poker Tour:PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (FX) Two “Night at the Museum: Smithsonian”Sons of AnarchySons of AnarchyHorror StorySons of AnarchyRescue MePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid(Off Air)Paid (GOLF) USGA Championship Season (N) Top 10Top 10British Open Highlights PGA Championship Highlights Golf Central Golf Videos British Open Highlights PGA Championship Highlights Golf Central Golf Videos Paid Program GolfPaid Program Paid Program GolfPaid Program Golf Central Golf Central (HGTV) HuntersHouseFirst Pla.My PropertyPropertyHouseHuntersHuntersPropertyPropertyPropertyHouseHuntersHuntersPropertyFirst Pla.My PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidClever (HIST) Modern Marvels ›› “Pearl Harbor” (2001, War) Ben Affleck.
FamilyiCarly (S) Sponge.Sponge.’70s’70sGeorgeGeorgeFriendsFriendsFriendsFriends’70s’70sChrisMy WifeNannyNannyNannyNannyMattersTBAParentsParents (SPIKE) AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionFlip MenFlip MenFlip MenFlip MenAuctionAuctionFlip MenFlip MenFlip MenFlip MenFlip MenFlip MenPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Batman Forever”Eureka (N) (CC) Warehouse 13 (N) Haven (N) Eureka (S) (CC) Warehouse 13 (S) HavenStargate Atlantis“Moby Dick” (2010) William Hurt. PaidPaidPaidVacuum (TBN) CrossPottersBehindJ. MeyerJ. HageeParsleyPraise the Lord (Live). (CC)
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Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC)
› “Batman & Robin” (1997, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, George Clooney. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:30) “Mission of Danger” (1959)
A Night at the Movies (N)
›››› “A Christmas Story” (1983, Comedy) Peter Billingsley. (CC) (DVS)
A Night at the Movies
›››› “Miracle on 34th Street” (1947, Fantasy) Maureen O’Hara. (CC)
››› “Meet Me in St. Louis” (1944, Musical) Judy Garland. (CC) (DVS)
› “Tenth Avenue Angel” (1948) Margaret O’Brien. (CC) A Night at the Movies MGM Parade (TLC) All-AmericanWhat Not to WearWhat Not to WearDon’t TellWhat Not to WearWhat Not to WearDon’t TellAll-AmericanPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidGhost Intervention (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) “Hide” (2011) Carla Gugino. Premiere. Rizzoli & Isles“Hide” (2011) Carla Gugino. (CC) Leverage (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Angel (CC)
(TOON) JohnnyLooneyLooneyGumballKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua HeartAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierHeartKing/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) Bizarre FoodsMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumHidden City (CC) Off Limits (CC) Mysteries-MuseumHidden City (CC) Off Limits (CC) Mysteries-MuseumTriVitaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...PawnPawnPawnPawnStorageStoragePolicePolicePawnPawnPawnPawnStorageStoragePolicePoliceThe InvestigatorsForensic PaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Raymond Raymond Raymond Cleveland The ExesKing of Queens King of Queens King of Queens The King of Queens (S) (CC)
Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny 3’s Company Three’s CompanyThe Nanny The Nanny Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Covert Affairs “Letter Never Sent” Psych Juliet’s con man father visits. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Covert Affairs “Letter Never Sent”
›› “Underworld: Rise of the Lycans” (2009) Michael Sheen, Bill Nighy. (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (VS) NHL LiveNHL Hockey: Red Wings at Blues NHL LiveNHL Overtime (N) NBC Sports TalkSportsSportsSportsNHL OvertimePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkDeathDeathMad Ab’tPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
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(HBO) (5:30) ›› “Charlie St. Cloud” (CC) Preview, 24/7 ›› “The Adjustment Bureau” (2011) Matt Damon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Enlightened (S)
Boardwalk Empire (S) (CC)
Cathouse Hung (S) (CC) ›› “John Carpenter’s Escape From L.A.” (1996) ‘R’ Tracy Morgan: Black and Blue (S) (:45) ››› “A Scanner Darkly” (2006) Voices of Keanu Reeves. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (Off Air) (MAX) (5:35) ››› “Megamind” (2010) (:15) ›› “Tooth Fairy” (2010) Dwayne Johnson, Ashley Judd. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
› “Half Baked” (1998) Dave Chappelle. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “48 HRS.” (1982, Action) Nick Nolte. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(12:10) Strike Back (S) (CC)
“Naughty Reunion” (2011, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:25) ›› “Fellini’s Casanova” (1976, Drama) Donald Sutherland, Tina Aumont.‘R’
› “An Invisible Sign” (2010, Drama) Jessica Alba.‘PG-13’ (:40) ›› “The Burning Plain” (2008) Charlize Theron. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “Eye See You” (2002) Sylvester Stallone.‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ›› “La Mujer de Mi Hermano” (2005, Drama) ‘R’
(:45) ›› “Humboldt County” (2008) Jeremy Strong, Brad Dourif. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Unstrung”
(:15) “Looking for Richard” (1996) (S) (SHOW) (4:50) ››› “The Ghost Writer” (CC) Shameless “Three Boys” (iTV) (CC) Shameless “Killer Carl” (iTV) (CC) Dexter “Ricochet Rabbit” (iTV) (CC) Homeland “Representative Brody” Gigolos (iTV) (S) Dave’s Old Porn ›› “Piranha” (2010) Elisabeth Shue. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Russell Peters: Green Card “Year of the Carnivore” (2009) Cristin Milioti.‘NR’ ›› “A Quiet Little Marriage” (2008) ‘NR’(CC) “Santa” (TMC) (5:00) “Lars and the Real Girl” (CC) “All Good Things” (2010, Mystery) Ryan Gosling. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“A Christmas Carol” (1984, Fantasy) George C. Scott, Angela Pleasence. (CC)
›› “A Christmas Carol” (1984, Fantasy) George C. Scott, Angela Pleasence. (CC)
››› “Intolerable Cruelty” (2003, Romance-Comedy) George Clooney. (CC)
›› “EDtv” (1999, Comedy) Matthew McConaughey. A video clerk agrees to have his everyday life televised. (CC)
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(FX) Two Two ›› “Armored” (2009) Matt Dillon. Horror StoryHorror StorySons of AnarchyHorror StoryJustifiedJustifiedJustifiedPaidPaidPaidPaid
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(N) (S) (CC) Bobby Jones’Year to Remember Golf Acad. Golf Acad. Golf Acad. Golf Acad. Golf Central Golf Central Golf Acad. Golf Acad. Golf Acad. Golf Acad. Golf Acad. Golf Acad.
European PGA Tour Golf Dubai World Championship, First Round. From the United Arab Emirates. (N) (Live)
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(:15) “Bad Girl Island” (2007, Mystery) AnnaLynne McCord. Premiere.‘R’ Scenarios USA (Off Air)“The Canyon” (2009) ‘R’
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(GOLF) (5:30) European PGA Tour Golf Dubai World Championship, First Round. From the United Arab Emirates. Golf Central Playing Lessons Playing Lessons Playing Lessons Playing Lessons FehertyFehertyEuropean PGA Tour Golf Dubai World Championship, Second Round. From the United Arab Emirates. (N) (Live) European PGA Tour Golf
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›› “The Last of Mrs. Cheyney” (1937, Comedy) Joan Crawford. (CC)
›› “High Pressure” (1932, Comedy) William Powell.(CC) ››› “My Man Godfrey” (1936) William Powell.(CC) (12:15) ›› “Double Harness” (1933) Ann Harding.
›››› “Ziegfeld Follies” (1946) William Powell, Judy Garland. (CC)
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(HBO) “Cinema Verite” (2011) Diane Lane. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
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(:10) ›› “Wild Things” (1998, Suspense) Kevin Bacon. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ››› “Melinda and Melinda” (MAX) (5:15) ›› “The Lost World: Jurassic Park” (1997) (CC)
›› “Liar Liar” (1997) Jim Carrey. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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(7:55) “Hugh Hefner: Playboy, Activist and Rebel” (2009) Hugh M. Hefner.‘R’ Gigolos (CC) Dave’s Old Porn Gigolos (iTV) (S) Dave’s Old Porn ›› “Jackass: The Movie” (2002) Johnny Knoxville.‘R’ ›› “Barry Munday” (2010) Patrick Wilson.‘R’(CC)
››› “Internal Affairs” (1990, Crime Drama) Richard Gere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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(12:50) ›› “Blue in the Face” (1995)
(:05) ›› “Letters to Juliet” (2010) Amanda Seyfried. iTV. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Once Fallen” (2010, Drama) Brian Presley. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(3:50) ›› “Prey of the Jaguar” (1996) Maxwell Caulfield. “ColorJust.”
›› “Masters of the Universe” ‘PG’ (TMC) (5:00) ››› “Capote” (2005) (S) ‘R’
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›› “Slightly Honorable” (1939) Pat O’Brien. Premiere. Now Playing
›› “Ganja and Hess” (1973, Horror) Duane Jones, Marlene Clark. Premiere.
›› “The Slams” (1973) Jim Brown, Judy Pace. Premiere. Curious Alice ››› “The Mad Miss Manton” (CC) (TLC) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesBridesBridesSay YesSay YesBridesBridesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) Law & Order (S) ›› “Four Christmases” (2008) (CC) (8:55) ›› “Four Christmases” (2008) (10:50) “Hide” (2011) Carla Gugino. (12:50) “The Wedding Date”PreviewLaw & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) GeneraBen 10StarThundr.King/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua HeartAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierHeartKing/HillKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) The Dead FilesGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) World’s Dumbest...ForensicForensicWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...ForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens The Exes “Pilot” Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny 3’s Company Three’s CompanyThe Nanny The Nanny Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) NCIS Ducky is kidnapped. (S) (CC) NCIS “Lt. Jane Doe” (S) (CC) NCIS Navy commander’s death. (S)
NCIS A petty officer is found dead.
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)
›› “The Wedding Planner” (2001, Romance-Comedy) Jennifer Lopez. (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Monk Investigating a UFO sighting. (VS) Game Danger.Elk FeBuckGun ItWhitetailNFL Turning PointNBC Sports TalkGame Adventure SportsAdventure SportsGun ItPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkDeathDeathMad Ab’tPaidPaidSingAdelante
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(HBO) (5:15) ›› “Head of State” (2003) (S) REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S)
››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1” (2010) Daniel Radcliffe. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Hung (S) (CC)
›› “The Losers” (2010) Jeffrey Dean Morgan.‘PG-13’ (:40) Taxicab Confessions (S) (CC) (:40) ›› “Predators” (2010, Science Fiction) Adrien Brody. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “The Devil’s Own” (1997, Suspense) Harrison Ford. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Down Per.” (MAX) (5:05) ›› “Air America” (1990)
›› “S.W.A.T.” (2003, Action) Samuel L. Jackson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Strike Back (S) (CC) Lingerie (CC) Life on Top (S)
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(11:50) “Dangerous Attractions” (2010) Femme Fatales (:45) ››› “Running Scared” (1986) Gregory Hines, Billy Crystal. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “Fast Food Nation” (2006, Drama) Greg Kinnear. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “DiaryWimpy” (SHOW) (5:30) ›› “Youth in Revolt” (2009)
›› “Piranha” (2010) Elisabeth Shue. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Rubber” (2010, Comedy) Stephen Spinella.‘R’ M-1 Challenge (N) (Live)
›› “Red” (2010, Action) Bruce Willis. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
“Johnny Was” (2006) Vinnie Jones. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) “Merantau” (2009, Action) Christine Hakim. (Subtitled-English) (S) ‘R’
›› “The Fixer” (1998) Jon Voight. Partners turn on a reformed Chicagoan. (:20) “Brotherhood” (2010) ‘R’ (:40) ›› “In the Presence of Mine Enemies” (1997) (:15) “Gadgetman” (1998) (CC)
Inside the NFL Gigolos (iTV) (S) Dave’s Old Porn ››› “Sex in an Epidemic” (2010) (:40) “From the Sky Down” (2011) iTV. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:10) ›››› “On Golden Pond” ‘PG’ (TMC) (5:30) “Route 30” (2008) ‘NR’
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BROADCAST CHANNELS
KTCA WordGirl (S) (EI) Cyberchase Arthur (S) (EI) Wild Kratts The Mayo Clinic Diet Five steps toward weight loss. (S) Bob Ross:The Happy Painter (S) (CC) How to Shop for Free Rick Steves’ European Christmas (S) (CC) 3 Steps to Incredible Health! With Joel Fuhrman, M.D. (S) (CC) Historic Walks New York; Philadelphia; Hollywood. (S) Lost Twin Cities III
KDLH The Early Show (N) (S) (CC) Doodlebops Doodlebops Busytown Busytown Danger Rangers Horseland (S) College Basketball Duke vs.Washington. (N) (Live) (CC) College Football College Football Army vs. Navy. From FedEx Field in Landover, Md. (N) (Live) (CC) Paid Program Evening News
KSTP 5 Eyewitness News AM (N) (S) Good Morning America (N) (CC) 5 Eyewitness News AM (N) (S) Jack Hanna Ocean Mys. Born to Explore Culture Click Everyd Health Food for Thought TBAESPN All-America Show To Be AnnouncedESPN Sports Saturday (N) NewsWorld News
KCCO The Early Show (N) (S) (CC) WCCO 4 News Saturday Morning Doodlebops Doodlebops Busytown Busytown College Basketball Duke vs.Washington. (N) (Live) (CC) College Football College Football Army vs. Navy. From FedEx Field in Landover, Md. (N) (Live) (CC) NewsEvening News
WDSE (Off Air)Mister Rogers Super Why! Dinosaur Train Thomas/ Friends Bob the Builder AngelinaBiz Kid$ (CC) Knitting Daily (S) America Sews Quilting Arts (S) Sewing With Nancy: Applique Woodsmith WDSE Cooks “H is for Holiday” Local cooks make their favorites. Bob Ross:The Happy Painter (S) (CC)
KAWE BusinessLakelandCaillou (CC) Curious George Thomas/ Friends Bob the Builder Signing Time! (S) TravelKids 3 Steps to Incredible Health! With Joel Fuhrman, M.D.
(A&E)
State “Darkness Falls” Paranormal Paranormal
(AMC) The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman ›› “Cahill, United States Marshal” (1973, Western) John Wayne, George Kennedy. (CC)
›› “The Alamo” (2004) Dennis Quaid, Billy Bob Thornton. Outnumbered Texans fight to secede from Mexico. (CC)
››› “The Man From Snowy River” (1982, Western) Kirk Douglas, Tom Burlinson. ›› “King Arthur” (2004) Clive Owen. Arthur and his knights embark on a rescue mission. (CC) (AP) Viking WildernessCrocodile HunterDogs 101 (CC) It’s Me or the DogAlaska WildlifeMountain GatorsCountry Justice (S) Tattooed in DetroitPit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-Parole (BRAVO) (5:00) ››› “Inside Man”FashionTop Chef:TexasTop Chef:TexasChef Roblé & Co.MatchmakerHousewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Real HousewivesReal Housewives (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) Sat.GuptaCNN Saturday MorningBottomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomSituation Room (COM) PaidPaid › “Superhero Movie” (2008) (CC) ››› “Ghostbusters” (1984) Bill Murray. (CC) ComedyScrubsScrubs(12:55) › “The Hot Chick” (2002) (CC) “Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls”(4:55) “Beerfest” (DISC) PaidPaidPaidPaidMythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) American ChopperAmerican Guns (S) American Guns (S) Flying Wild AlaskaFlying Wild AlaskaAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican Chopper (DISN) 3rd & MickeyMickeyPiratesPhineasPhineasPhineasFish JessieANT WizardsWizardsGood Good Shake ItShake ItWizardsWizardsWizardsWizardsGood JessieRandomShake It (E!) E! SpecialE! SpecialFashionThe E! NewsE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! Special
(ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) College Football NCAA Division I, Quarterfinal:Teams TBA. College BasketballCollege Basketball Kentucky at Indiana.
(ESPN2) SportsNation TBANFL Live (CC) NFL Kickoff NBA Tonight English Premier League Soccer SportsCenter College Basketball Cincinnati at Xavier. (N) (Live) College Basketball Oklahoma State vs. Pittsburgh. (N) (Live) Basketball College Basketball Villanovaat Temple. (N) (Live)
(EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily MassDonutThe FriarAngelsLucyKnightsRosaryDaily MassEWTNScandalOur Lady of GuadalupeRosaryApol.SaintsSunday NightCatholicism
(FAM) Boy ›› “Snow” (2004) Tom Cavanagh. ››› “Snow 2 Brain Freeze” (2008) ››› “Happy Feet” (2006) Robin Williams ›› “Unaccompanied Minors” (2006) ›› “Jack Frost” (1998) Kelly Preston “Santa Clause” (FSN) HunterOutd’rHuntingGunsDue PaidWoodsOutDW-TVFlightlineCount.GopherN SunVikingsCollege Basketball BYU at Utah. (N) College Basketball Clemson at Arizona. 50 Greatest Twins (FX) ›› “Cheaper by the Dozen 2” (2005) “Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs”MotherMotherMotherMotherTwo Two Two Two ›› “Step Brothers” (2008, Comedy) Will Ferrell. “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”
(GOLF) European PGA Tour Golf Morning Drive (N) (Live) European PGA Tour Golf Dubai World Championship, Third Round. From the United Arab Emirates. The Golf Fix The Golf Fix Golf Videos Golf Videos FehertyGolf Central Euro PGA
(HGTV) DisasterDisasterIncomeKitchenPropertyPropertyYardYardCrashersCrashersBathBathRoom BlockBuckBuckCandiceHigh DesignSarahDearColor HouseHunters
(HIST) Heavy Metal (CC) To Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be Announced
(LIFE) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidWillReba (S) “Christmas Child” (2003, Drama) (CC) “Kinkade’s Christmas Cottage” ›› “Noel” (2004) Penélope Cruz. “Home-Christ”
(NICK) ParentsParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Kung FuPenguinPowerNinjasSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.iCarly (S) iCarly (S) Big TimeBig TimeVictoVictoSponge.Sponge.
(SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidWalker,RangerFlip MenFlip MenXtremeHorse.RestoreRestoreWays Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways ›› “Walking Tall” (2004) The Rock. “The Rundown” (SYFY) PaidPaidPaidPaid“Mammoth” (2006) Tom Skerritt. “Sasquatch Mountain” (2006) (CC) ›› “Abominable” (2006) Haley Joel › “Yeti” (2008) Peter DeLuise. (CC) › “Ice Spiders” (2007, Horror) (CC) (TBN) FaithvilleMaraleeBJ’sCharityKids ClbDooleyWonderBugtimeAuto B.HopkinsGod RocGoliathIshineThe HermieCaterpillrTailsHeroes & LegendsNewsPraise the Lord Local program. (CC) (TBS) Name Is Earl Name Is Earl Name Is Earl Name Is Earl According-Jim Yes, Dear (S) Yes, Dear (S) Yes, Dear (S) Raymond (:40) ›› “Bridget Jones:The Edge of Reason” (2004) Renée Zellweger, Hugh Grant, Colin Firth. (12:55) ›› “Failure to Launch” (2006) King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) (TCM) “MadManton” ››› “The Bank Dick” (1940) W.C. Fields. (CC)
››› “Bush Christmas” (1947) Chips Rafferty.
› “Lone Wolf Keeps a Date” (1940) Warren William.
›› “Bomba and the Hidden City” (1950, Adventure)
››› “High Sierra” (1941) Humphrey Bogart, Ida Lupino, Alan Curtis. (CC)
››› “The Mortal Storm” (1940) Margaret Sullavan, James Stewart. (CC)
››› “Kelly’s Heroes” (1970, War) Clint Eastwood. (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidMoving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Cake Boss:NextExtreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Leverage (CC) Rizzoli & IslesThe Closer (CC) “Hide” (2011) Carla Gugino. (CC) ›› “Miss Congeniality” (2000) (CC) ›› “The Wedding Date” ››› “Hitch” (2005) (CC) (TOON)
DaringMost ShockingMost ShockingMost Shocking (TVLAND) The Exes3’s Company Three’s CompanyThe Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (S) (CC) Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (S) (CC)
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“Eye Spy” (S) (CC) NCIS “SWAK”Biohazard isolation. (VS) Outdoor ChallengeWhitetailWhitetailHuntingWhitetailBucksHuntingGunsBerettaBrownFishingBassPrimalBrownBrownFishingFishingSkiingMotorsports HourMotorsports Hour (WGN-A) PaidPaidPaidPaidWalker, RangerWalker, RangerLaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CI
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (5:25) ›› “Down Periscope” (1996)
›› “Daredevil” (2003) Ben Affleck. A blind attorney fights crime at night. (CC)
›› “The Chronicles of Narnia:The Voyage of the Dawn Treader” (2010)
›› “The Dilemma” (2011, Comedy) Vince Vaughn. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Unknown” (2011, Suspense) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Bend It Like Beckham” (2002) Parminder Nagra. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “Daredevil” (2003) Ben Affleck. (MAX) (5:30) ›› “Diary of a Wimpy Kid”
(:05) › “Swimfan” (2002) Jesse Bradford.‘PG-13’ (CC) › “Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son” (2011) Martin Lawrence.‘PG-13’ (:20) ›› “Spaceballs” (1987) Mel Brooks.‘PG’ (CC)
›› “Robin Hood” (2010) Russell Crowe. Robin and his men battle the Sheriff of Nottingham. (CC) (:20) ›› “Phone Booth” (2002) ‘R’ (:45) ›› “Bad Boys II” (2003) Martin Lawrence.Two detectives battle a drug kingpin in Miami.‘R’ (SHOW) (5:10) ›››› “On Golden Pond” Inside the NFL (iTV) (S) (CC) ›› “Casa de los Babys” (2003) Maggie Gyllenhaal.‘R’ (:45) ››› “The Road” (2009, Drama) Viggo Mortensen, Kodi Smit-McPhee. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Remember Me” (2010) Robert Pattinson. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Dexter “Ricochet Rabbit” (iTV) (CC) Homeland “Representative Brody” (TMC) “Gadgetman” (:45) ›› “Lily in Love” (1985) Christopher Plummer.‘PG-13’ (CC) (:25) ››› “Lars and the Real Girl” (2007) (S) ‘PG-13’
›› “Cracks” (2009, Drama) Eva Green, Juno Temple. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “A Single Man” (2009, Drama) Colin Firth. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” (2009) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (2010, Romance) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:20) › “An Invisible Sign” (2010) Jessica Alba.‘PG-13’
(A&E) Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars StorageTexas Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars
(AMC) ››› “We Were Soldiers” (2002, War) Mel Gibson. Outnumbered U.S. troops battle the North Vietnamese. (CC)
Hell on Wheels ››› “No Country for Old Men” (2007, Crime Drama) Tommy Lee Jones, Javier Bardem. (CC) Hell on Wheels ››› “The Man From Snowy River” (1982, Western) Kirk Douglas, Tom Burlinson. The Rifleman The Rifleman Mad Men “Babylon” (CC)
Pit Bulls-ParolePets 101 (S) Pit Bulls-ParolePets 101 (S) America’s-PetTapeTapeTapeTapeFreakFreakExtremeExtreme (BRAVO) ››› “The Bourne Supremacy” (2004) ››› “The Bourne Supremacy” (2004) ››› “Inside Man” (2006) Denzel Washington. Law Order: CIHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidBethenny, Married (CNBC) Money MillionsAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowDebtDebtAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowDebtDebtPaidPaidHeads-Up PokerSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) CNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomPiers MorganCNN Newsroom (COM) (4:55) “Beerfest”(6:57) ›› “Super Troopers” (2001) KattAries SpearsMike Epps PresentsAries Spears(:33) “Richard Pryor: Live in Concert”ComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Gold Rush (CC) American Chopper “The Build-Off” (S) American ChopperAmerican Chopper “The Build-Off” (S) American ChopperGold Rush (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidTomor (DISN) JessieAustin ››› “The Polar Express” (2004) (S) AustinAustinPhineasJessieANT WizardsWizardsWizardsWizards“Kim Possible”PhineasPhineasPhineasPhineasChugLittle (E!) E! SpecialMovieE! SpecialThe ChelseaFashionE! SpecialThe ChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(AP) America’s-PetPets 101 (N) (S) Pets 101 (N) (S)
(ESPN) (:15) SportsCenterHeisman Pres.Year of the Quarterback (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) Heisman Pres.NFLSportsCenterSportsCenterSport
(ESPN2) College Basketball Miami at West Virginia. (N) (Live) College Basketball Michigan State at Gonzaga. (N) (Live) (CC) Year of the Quarterback (N) 2011 Heisman Trophy Presentation ESPN Sports Saturday (N) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) Year of the Quarterback
(EWTN) Angelica Live ››› “Thérèse” (1986) ThereseWeb of FaithThe Journey HomeDaily MassOur Father’s PlanShowcasePopeLit EWTN LiveReasonsLightAngelusGlorious
(FAM) “Santa Clause”“Santa Clause 3: Escape Clause”“National Lamp. Christmas” ›› “Jack Frost” (1998) Kelly Preston PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMass
(FSN) VikingsWild NHL Hockey Minnesota Wild at Phoenix Coyotes. Wild Live (N) (Live) UEFA Champions League SoccerUEFAWorld Poker Tour:NHL Hockey: Wild at Coyotes College HockeyGopherN Sun
(FX) “Forget Sarah” ››› “Superbad” (2007, Comedy) Jonah Hill. ››› “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” (2008) Two Two SunnySunnyArcherArcherTwo Two PaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) (5:30) European PGA Tour Golf Dubai World Championship, Third Round. PGA Tour Golf Franklin Templeton Shootout, Second Round. (S) (CC) Golf Central FehertyFehertyFehertyFehertyEuropean PGA Tour Golf Dubai World Championship, Final Round. From the United Arab Emirates. (N) (Live) European PGA Tour Golf
(HGTV) HouseHuntersDesignHigh Room ColorHuntersHouseHuntersHuntersRoom ColorHuntersHouseHuntersHuntersDesignHigh PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(HIST) Modern MarvelsScammed! (CC) The Epic History of Everyday Things(:01) Scammed! (CC) The Epic History of Everyday ThingsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(LIFE) “Home-Christ”“A Nanny for Christmas” (2010) (CC) ››› “Home for the Holidays” (2005) (:01) “A Nanny for Christmas” (2010) (:01) ››› “Home for the Holidays”PaidPaidPaidTriVitaPaidJere (NICK) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) VictoiCarly (S) VictoiCarly (S) ’70s’70sFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsMy WifeMy WifeGeorgeGeorge’70s’70sNannyNannyMattersTBAGrownParents
(SPIKE) “The Rundown”Spike TV’s Video Game Awards 2011Deadliest WarriorSpike TV’s Video Game Awards 2011Spike TV’s Video Game Awards 2011MANMANPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) ›› “Ice Quake” (2010) Brendan Fehr. “Snowmageddon” (2011) Premiere. ››› “Ice Twisters” (2009) (CC) “Snowmageddon” (2011) ›› “Polar Storm” (2009) (CC) HavenPaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn TouchHour of PowerGraham ClassicHeidiCriedA Christmas WishDonnie McClurkin ChristmasChristmas Carol: A Christian The (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig Bang › “Mr. Deeds” (2002, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Winona Ryder. (CC) (:05) ›› “Yes Man” (2008, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel, Bradley Cooper. (CC) (:20) ›› “Get Smart” (2008, Comedy) Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedSavedSaved (TCM) (4:30) ››› “Kelly’s Heroes” (1970) ››› “The Caine Mutiny” (1954) Humphrey Bogart, Jose Ferrer. (CC) (:15) ››› “Obsession” (1949) Robert Newton, Sally Gray. Premiere.
››› “Back to Bataan” (1945) John Wayne.(CC) (:45) ›› “The End of the Affair” (1955) Deborah Kerr, Van Johnson. (CC) (:45) ›› “Till the End of Time” (1946, Drama) Dorothy McGuire, Guy Madison. (CC)
›› “Never Say Goodbye” (1946) (TLC) More Crazy Chris.Christmas LightChristmas TreesInvasion: LightsChristmas LightChristmas TreesInvasion: LightsMore Crazy Chris.PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) (4:30) “Hitch” (CC) ›› “Fred Claus” (2007) Vince Vaughn. (CC) ›› “Fred Claus” (2007) Vince Vaughn. (CC) “Silent Witness” (2011, Mystery) (CC) › “Beyond a Reasonable Doubt” (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order “Cut” (TOON) MovieOblongsKing/HillKing/HillFam GuyBoonBoonBleachDurararaFullmetalKekFoolyCowboyBig OShellBleachDurararaFullmetalInuyashaLooneyLooney (TRAV) Cabin FeverGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresTriVitaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Most ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...ForensicForensicMost ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...ForensicForensicPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland The ExesRaymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Everybody Loves Raymond (CC) Raymond Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny The Nanny (S) (CC) 3’s Company 3’s Company Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) NCIS “Skeletons” (S) (CC)
NCIS “Ex-File”(S) (CC)
NCIS The team hunts a killer. NCIS The team hunts for a killer. ››› “Elf” (2003, Comedy) Will Ferrell, James Caan, Bob Newhart. (CC) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) NCIS “Eye Spy” (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Monk “Mr. Monk Is Someone Else” (VS) SportsGame ››› “Rocky III” (1982) Mr.T ››› “Rocky III” (1982) Mr.T NFL Turning PointGame Adventure SportsSportsPaidPaidPaidPaidKnifePaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsSunnySunnyDeathDeathMad Ab’tMad Ab’tMad Ab’t ››› “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids”WorldScudder
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (5:00) ›› “Daredevil” (2003) (CC)
›› “Hall Pass” (2011) Owen Wilson. ‘R’(CC) (:45) Boxing Amir Khan vs. Lamont Peterson, Super Lightweights. (N) (S Live) (CC)
› “Little Fockers” (2010) Robert De Niro.‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:40) Strike Back (S) (CC)
Boardwalk Empire (S) (CC) ›› “Hall Pass” (2011, Comedy) Owen Wilson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Co-Ed Confidential Life at a college fraternity house. (S)
› “Little Fockers” (2010) Robert De Niro.‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:35) ››› “The Town” (2010, Crime Drama) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:40) ›› “Shakedown” (1988, Action)
(:20) ›› “A Little Sex” (1981)
The TownRunnin’ Rebels of UNLV (S) (CC) (MAX) (:10) › “Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son” (2011) Martin Lawrence. (CC) Strike Back (S) (CC)
Peter Weller, Sam Elliott. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Tim Matheson.‘R’ (SHOW) (5:55) ››› “The Sum of All Fears”
(2002) Ben Affleck. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ ›› “The Mechanic” (2011) Jason Statham.‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Faster” (2010) Dwayne Johnson. iTV.‘R’
(:15) Homeland (iTV) (S) (CC)
(12:15) Dexter “Ricochet Rabbit” (S)
(:15) Gigolos (S) Dave’s Old Porn (:15) ››› “Inglourious Basterds” (2009, War) Brad Pitt. Soldiers seek Nazi scalps in German-occupied France.‘R’ Fight Camp “Bran Nue” (TMC) ›› “The Extra Man” (2010, Comedy) Kevin Kline. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) › “The Clinic” (2010) Tabrett Bethell. Premiere.‘R’ (:35) “Giallo” (2009) Adrien Brody. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:10) › “The Clinic” (2010, Suspense) Tabrett Bethell.‘R’ (:45) “Giallo” (2009, Suspense) Adrien Brody, Emmanuelle Seigner. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) “Fall Down Dead” (2007) Dominique Swain.‘R’ “Once More With Feeling” ( 2009) Drea de Matteo.‘NR’ “Reckless”
2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH