The Brainerd Dispatch TV Week December 12th 2010

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Fisher’s ‘Wishful Drinking’ looks at fame, star warts and all

By Jacqueline Cutler © Zap2it

Carrie Fisher, wearing all black, can’t quite stay seated in a hotel room. Her people fuss over her, but when left alone, she focuses.

She focuses on a life that seems created for tabloids. She focuses on the gossip frenzy that was her parents’ marriage and divorce.The daughter of Debbie Reynolds and crooner Eddie Fisher, Carrie Fisher was what Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s children could become if they go into show business, marry and divorce equally famous people, and devolve into a life of drugs and madness.

Fisher, though, is special. She survived the tsunami of Hollywood insanity that has drowned so many others and, in doing so, lives to tell the tale with good humor in the one-woman stage show “Wishful Drinking,” airing Sunday, Dec. 12, on HBO.

Though Fisher refers to Pitt and Jolie in her film, she likens her mom more to Jennifer Aniston. Reynolds, the perky blonde of “Singin’ in the Rain” among scores of others, was America’s sweetheart. Her husband, Eddie Fisher, who recently died, took off with Elizabeth Taylor, and that Hollywood scandal was pretty similar to the Pitt/Aniston/Jolie affair.

Fisher is that rarity — selfaware and self-mocking. She’s funny and deals with the fact that though once a poster girl for every nerd who fantasized about her in that bikini from “Star Wars,” she’s now a stocky, middle-aged woman.

“Everything else is going really well, so I give myself a problem,” Fisher says of her weight. “Or I could kill myself and look like Demi Moore. I hate that it matters. It does because I am a public figure and people get so down on me.”

She was recently looking up something on the Web and came across a posting:“I wonder what ever happened to Carrie Fisher,” she quotes.“She used to be so hot and now she looks like Elton John.”

“I wrote back that I didn’t realize when I donned the metal bikini at 19, I made a contract to look the same for 40 years,” she says.“You have not been invited to look at my house.You have been invited to listen to my fountain. I got to the point where I got so heavy. I’m very clear about what I’m confident about. I know what I know, and I know I have a gift.

“I am taking down dictation from something in me that ur-

gently wants to be expressed,” she continues.“I have been doing that since I was 14.”

She pops up out of a wing chair as if it’s electrified, talking about “compulsively reading and writing.” Fisher, like any true Dorothy Parker fan, can recite her poems. Fisher reflects on being a bookish kid, gazing adoringly at her movie star mom.

“I looked up at Debbie Reynolds,” Fisher says.“Blond, green eyes, beautiful teeth and graceful. Her thing is to be a movie star. She walks like a queen.”

With that Fisher pretends to float across the hotel room.

“And I walk like this,” she says, stomping across the room so loudly, the carpet barely muffles her steps.

She perches on the edge of the chair only to pop back up.

“My mother grew up white trash in Texas,” she says.This isn’t quite the image usually associated with the glamorous Miss Reynolds, but Fisher lacks the filter most people have between their brain and mouth; it’s part of her charm.

“I was just thinking last night, ‘I’ve had all these experiences. What the f—- was I doing?’ ” she says, apropos of nothing.“I stayed with the Kennedys once. I didn’t feel like I deserved to be there. I felt like this show-business schlump, and they are blue bloods.”

Fisher realizes that she always had the writer’s ability to observe life as it unfolded.

The propulsion behind writing the amusing book, which led to a traveling stage show that was eventually filmed for the HBO special, was to help recapture lost memories. Drugs and electroconvulsive therapy had toyed with her recollections.

“I emerge from my threeweek-long ECT treatment to discover that I am not only this Princess Leia creature but also several life-sized dolls, various T-shirts and posters, some cleaning items, and a bunch of other merchandise,” Fisher writes.

Yet she endures it all and emerges as funny, a bit wacky

and very much a woman of the boomer generation, dealing with her mom and her daughter, her jobs and herself.

These days Fisher spends a lot of time writing.

“I didn’t go into show business,” she says.“The trick would have been to stay out.”

And a bigger trick would have been to stay sane. Fisher writes

openly about being bipolar and jokes about her image being used on a psychology textbook — an image of her as Princess Leia.

“Obviously my family is so proud,” she writes.“Keep in mind, though, I’m a PEZ dispenser, and I’m in the ‘Abnormal Psychology’ textbook.Who says you can’t have it all?”

Carrie Fisher stars in “Wishful Drinking” Sunday on HBO.

PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

ANTHOLOGY

Sunday

3:35 a.m. + The American Athlete

Friday

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Northern Sun Showcase News and features from the Northern Sun Intercollegiate Conference. Hosts: David Woodley and Anthony LaPlanta.

Saturday

2:00 p.m. % ESPN Sports Saturday Sports anthology.

5:00 a.m. + The American Athlete

5:30 a.m. (MSC) Northern Sun Showcase News and features from the Northern Sun Intercollegiate Conference. Hosts: David Woodley and Anthony LaPlanta.

AUTO RACING

Sunday

11:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks!

11:30 a.m. (MSC) NHRA Unleashed (SPIKE) MuscleCar

2:30 p.m. (MSC) Inside Drag Racing

Monday

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Inside Drag Racing

Wednesday

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Great American Stock Car Series

Friday

4:30 p.m. (MSC) NHRA Unleashed

Saturday

10:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV

11:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks!

11:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar

BASEBALL

Monday

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Season Review

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins ’10 Twins blast Brewers in 15-3 rout. From May 21, 2010.

Tuesday

1:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Season

Review

Wednesday

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Season

Review

1:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Season

Review

Thursday 11:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Season

Review

11:30 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight

4:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight

BASKETBALL

Sunday

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Women’s College Tennessee at Texas. (Live)

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Boston College at Maryland. (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Clemson at Florida State. (Same-day Tape)

4:30 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith

Monday

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country. (Live)

Tuesday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Women’s College Tennessee at Baylor. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NBA Coast to Coast Highlights, analysis and NBA news and information. (Live) (MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith

8:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

9:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

9:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Golden State Warriors. From Oracle Arena in Oakland, Calif. (Live)

11:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

5:00 a.m. (HBO) The UCLA Dynasty The UCLA Bruins reign as NCAA basketball champions during the 1960s and 1970s.

Wednesday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Golden State Warriors. From Oracle Arena in Oakland, Calif.

1:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live

2:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

2:30 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Boston Celtics at New York Knicks. From Madison Square Garden in New York. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith

7:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

8:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Phoenix Suns. From US Airways Center in Phoenix. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (ESPN) Portland Trail Blazers at Dallas Mavericks. From American Airlines Center in Dallas.

(Live)

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

11:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country.

(Live)

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Boston Celtics at New York Knicks. From Madison Square Garden in New York.

(Same-day Tape)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Portland Trail Blazers at Dallas Mavericks. From American Airlines Center in Dallas.

2:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country.

Thursday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Phoenix Suns. From US Airways Center in Phoenix.

1:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live

2:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

2:30 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (TNT) Atlanta Hawks at Boston Celtics. From TD Garden in Boston. (Live)

7:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Basketball Scoreboard (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (TNT) San Antonio Spurs at Denver Nuggets. From the Pepsi Center in Denver. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

Friday

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Miami Heat at New York Knicks. From Madison Square Garden in New York. (Live)

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith

8:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

8:30 p.m. (ESPN) Phoenix Suns at Dallas Mavericks. From American Airlines Center in Dallas. (Live) (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

9:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Portland Trail Blazers.

BOWLING

Sunday

12:00 p.m. (ESPN) Chameleon Championship. From Las Vegas. (Taped)

BOXING

Sunday

(ESPN2) Arkansas at Texas A&M. (Live)

2:30 p.m. (MSC) Orange Bowl Classic — Florida vs. Kansas State. From Sunrise, Fla. (Live)

3:00 p.m. # _ North Carolina vs.Texas. From Greensboro, N.C. (Live)

(ESPN2) Baylor vs. Gonzaga. From Dallas. (Live)

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Wooden Classic — BYU vs. UCLA. From Anaheim, Calif. (Live)

5:30 p.m. (ESPN2) All-College Classic — Alabama vs. Oklahoma State. From Oklahoma City. (Live)

8:00 p.m. = Minnesota Timberwolves at Denver Nuggets. From the Pepsi Center in Denver. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country. (Live)

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8:00 a.m. (HBO) Amir Khan vs. Marcos Maidana, Super Lightweights. Amir Khan takes on Marcos Maidana in a 12-round super lightweight title bout.

1:30 p.m. (ESPN) Dereck Chisora vs.Wladimir Klitschko. From Mannheim, Germany. (Taped)

Monday

11:00 p.m. (HBO) Amir Khan vs. Marcos Maidana, Super Lightweights. Amir Khan takes on Marcos Maidana in a 12-round super lightweight title bout.

Saturday

9:00 p.m. (SHOW) Bernard Hopkins vs. Jean Pascal. Bernard Hopkins vs. Jean Pascal, WBC light heavyweight title. (Live)

FOOTBALL

Sunday

6:30 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Matchup

7:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL NFL news and highlights.

9:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2010 Heisman Trophy Presentation The newest Heisman winner will be presented his trophy. From New York.

10:00 a.m. (ESPN) Sunday NFL Countdown (Live)

(MSC) Vikings Weekly

10:30 a.m. + Vikings GamePlan

Vikings radio Play-by-Play man

Paul Allen gives viewers an inside look at what to expect in the upcoming game.

(ESPN2) Fantasy Football Now (Live)

(MSC) Vikings Game Plan

11:00 a.m. # _ The NFL Today Host James Brown; with Esiason, Marino, Sharpe and Cowher. (Live)

) / Fox NFL Sunday (Live)

12:00 p.m. # Cincinnati Bengals at Pittsburgh Steelers. From Heinz Field in Pittsburgh. (Live)

) / Regional Coverage.Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Washington Redskins or Green Bay Packers at Detroit Lions or New York Giants at Minnesota Vikings or Atlanta Falcons at Carolina Panthers. (Live)

man and analysts Mike Ditka, Tom Jackson, Keyshawn Johnson, Cris Carter, Chris Mortensen, Stuart Scott, Matt Millen and SteveYoung. (Live) (ESPN2) Bowl Mania Special An extensive breakdown and preview of all 34 Bowl game matchups, including the BCS Bowls. (MSC) The After Party with Jay Glazer

7:30 p.m. (ESPN) Baltimore Ravens at Houston Texans. From Reliant Stadium in Houston. (Live)

11:00 p.m. (MSC) Profiles

12:00 a.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Films

Presents

1:00 a.m. (MSC) The After Party with Jay Glazer

1:30 a.m. (MSC) Head to Head: Wayne County vs.West

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From the Rose Garden in Portland, Ore. (Live)

11:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country. (Live)

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Phoenix Suns at Dallas Mavericks. From American Airlines Center in Dallas. (Sameday Tape)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Miami Heat at New York Knicks. From Madison Square Garden in New York.

Saturday

11:00 a.m. (ESPN) USC at Kansas. (Live)

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Orange Bowl Classic — Central Florida vs. Miami. From Sunrise, Fla. (Live)

1:00 p.m. # _ Regional Coverage. South Carolina at Ohio State or Stanford at Butler. (Live)

4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight Highlights, analysis and updates from games across the country.

BILLIARDS

Sunday

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) 2010 Trick Shot Magic. From Henderson, Nev.

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) 2010 International Challenge of Champions. From Uncasville, Conn. (Taped)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN) 2010 International Challenge of Champions. From Uncasville, Conn. (Taped)

5:00 p.m. (ESPN) 2010 International Challenge of Champions. From Uncasville, Conn. (Taped)

Wednesday

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Steve Mizerak Championship.

BOATING

Friday

3:30 p.m. (MSC) Pleasure Boater

3:00 p.m. # _ New England Patriots at Chicago Bears. From Soldier Field in Chicago. (Live)

) / Fox NFL Postgame

3:30 p.m. ) FOX 9 Post-Game

6:00 p.m. + Football Night in America Bob Costas and others recap the day’s NFL highlights.

(Live)

7:15 p.m. + Philadelphia Eagles at Dallas Cowboys. From Cowboys Stadium in Arlington, Texas. (Live)

7:30 p.m. (ESPN) Bowl Mania

Special An extensive breakdown and preview of all 34 Bowl game matchups, including the BCS Bowls. (Live)

3:00 a.m. (MSC) Vikings Weekly Monday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Vikings Weekly

10:00 a.m. (HBO) Lombardi The life and career of football coach Vince Lombardi.

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Vikings Weekly

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime

(Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Monday Night

Countdown With host Chris Ber-

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p.m. (ESPN2) Year of the Quarterback Kick-Off Special

11:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live

1:30 a.m. (MSC) Vikings Weekly

Wednesday

1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Films Presents

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Head to Head: Wayne County vs.West Jones

Both teams finish their seasons and prepare for the playoffs.

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Year of the Quarterback Kick-Off Special

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Vikings Weekly

7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

7:30 p.m. (ESPN2) The Herbies College Football 2010 Pre-Bowl Season Special

8:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL NFL news and highlights.

10:05 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL NFL news and highlights.

10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

1:00 a.m. (MSC) College Football Saturday Preview

Thursday

11:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL NFL news and highlights.

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live) (SHOW) Inside the NFL NFL news and highlights.

6:00 p.m. (MSC) College Football

Saturday Preview

11:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL’s Greatest Games From Jan. 17, 1999. (HBO) Lombardi The life and career of football coach Vince Lombardi.

4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

Friday

12:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL NFL news and highlights.

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)

(MSC) Vikings Weekly

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live) (MSC) College Football Saturday Preview

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Pro Football Weekly

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PLAYING FIELD

HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

5:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL NFL news and highlights.

5:30 p.m. (HBO) Lombardi The life and career of football coach Vince Lombardi.

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

6:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Division I, First Semifinal: Teams TBA.(Live)

10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live

12:15 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL NFL news and highlights.

Saturday

10:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Division II, Final:Teams TBA. From Florence, Ala. (Live)

10:30 a.m. (HBO) Lombardi The life and career of football coach Vince Lombardi.

12:00 p.m. + Vikings Weekly Host Ann Carroll gives you an inside look at everything Vikings including your favorite Vikings players and events.

1:00 p.m. (ESPN) New Mexico Bowl: Teams TBA.From Albuquerque, N.M. (Live)

4:30 p.m. (ESPN) Udrove Humanitarian Bowl: Teams TBA.From Boise, Idaho. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL NFL news and highlights.

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) R&L Carriers New Orleans Bowl:Teams TBA. From New Orleans. (Live)

12:30 a.m. (ESPN) College Football Final (Live)

(ESPN2) Udrove Humanitarian Bowl: Teams TBA.From Boise, Idaho. (Same-day Tape)

1:32 a.m. + Vikings GamePlan

Vikings radio Play-by-Play man Paul Allen gives viewers an inside look at what to expect in the upcoming game.

2:00 a.m. (MSC) Vikings Weekly

2:30 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Matchup

(MSC) Pro Football Weekly GOLF

Sunday

6:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

6:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) 12 Nights at the Academy

8:30 a.m. (GOLF) Alfred Dunhill Championship, Final Round.

(Same-day Tape)

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pre

Game (Live)

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) 12 Nights at the Academy

2:00 p.m. + Shark Shootout, Final Round. From Tiburon Golf Club in Naples, Fla. (Live)

(GOLF) USGA Championship Season

3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Masters Highlights Phil Mickelson.

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Top 10

4:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Amazing Videos

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Dominican Republic

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Dominican Republic

7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Dominican Republic

8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Dominican Republic

9:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Dominican Republic

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central 11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf in America

11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf in America

12:00 a.m.

2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Amazing Videos

3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Amazing Videos

3:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Amazing Videos

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Amazing Videos

4:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Fitness

Poor ball striking and missed putts can be caused by incorrect body alignment.

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live) 5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Top 10

12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Amazing Videos

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly Highlights and previews of the European Golf Tour.

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf in America

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Thursday

6:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

6:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

7:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Year End Review

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Ryder Cup Highlights Europe holds off final day charge by United States to claim win.

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Donald J.

Trump’s Fabulous World of Golf

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Donald J.

Trump’s Fabulous World of Golf

7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Donald J.

Trump’s Fabulous World of Golf

8:30 p.m. (GOLF) 12 Nights at the

9:00 p.m. (GOLF) 12 Nights at the

9:30 p.m. (GOLF) 12 Nights at the

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) 12 Nights at the

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Saturday

6:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Friday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live

9:00 a.m. (HBO) 24/7

Penguins/

Capitals: Road to the NHL Winter Classic

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Ottawa Senators at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

1:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live

7:00 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Penguins/ Capitals: Road to the NHL Winter Classic

Saturday

9:30 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Penguins/ Capitals: Road to the NHL Winter Classic

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Top 10 Games in Wild History 2003 Western Conference Final, Game 6. From May 7, 2003.

8:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Canadian Tour Magazine: Chasing the Dream Canadian Tour player features and alumni profiles.

8:30 a.m. (GOLF) Canadian Tour Magazine: Chasing the Dream Canadian Tour player features and alumni profiles.

9:00 a.m. (GOLF) Dubai Ladies Masters, Final Round. 11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Masters Highlights Tiger Woods.

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Top 10

p.m. (GOLF) Top 10

p.m. (GOLF) Donald J.

Fabulous World of Golf 9:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Haney Project

9:30 p.m. (GOLF) The Haney Project

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central 10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Donald J. Trump’s Fabulous World of Golf

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Haney Project

12:30 a.m. (GOLF) The Haney Project Wednesday

6:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

6:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) 12 Nights at the Academy

8:30 a.m. (GOLF) South African Open, First Round. (Same-day Tape)

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Top 10

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) 12 Nights at the Academy

12:30 p.m. (GOLF) 12 Nights at the Academy

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Masters Highlights Phil Mickelson.

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) U.S. Open Golf Highlights Graeme McDowell.

3:00 p.m. (GOLF) British Open Highlights Louis Oosthuizen.

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) PGA Championship Highlights Martin Kaymer.

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live) 5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Amazing Videos 6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Top 10

p.m. (GOLF) Donald J.

6:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf

9:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Calgary Flames. From the Pengrowth Saddledome in Calgary. (Live)

10:15 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Penguins/ Capitals: Road to the NHL Winter Classic

11:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

3:00 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live

5:00

7:00 a.m. (GOLF) Benahavis Senior Masters Highlights Boonchu Ruangkit.

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Dubai World Championship Highlights

11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Tom Watson: Lessons of a Lifetime

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Grand Slam: Bobby Jones’Year to Remember Bobby Jones claimed 13 major championships in a seven-year period, including all four majors in a single year.

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) 12 Nights at the Academy

2:30

3:30 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Calgary Flames. From the Pengrowth Saddledome in Calgary.

5:00 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live

SKATING

Sunday

11:00 a.m. + Figure Skating ISU Grand Prix of Figure Skating Final. From Beijing. (Taped)

SOCCER

Sunday

Golf Central

2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Top 10 3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Top 10

3:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Amazing Videos

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly Highlights and previews of the European Golf Tour.

4:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golfing World

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons

From the Pros

Fabulous World of Golf

7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Donald J.

Fabulous World of Golf

8:30 p.m. (GOLF) 12 Nights at the Academy

9:00 p.m. (GOLF) 12 Nights at the Academy

9:30 p.m. (GOLF) 12 Nights at the Academy

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) 12 Nights at the Academy

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Ultimate Matches Classic match between Ben Crenshaw and Tom Kite.

12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Ultimate Matches Classic match between Dottie Pepper and Annika Sorenstam.

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Friday

6:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

6:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

7:00 a.m. (GOLF) 12 Nights at the Academy

Ultimate Matches Classic match between Fred Couples and Phil Mickelson.

12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Ultimate Matches Classic match between Justin Leonard and Davis Love III.

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

HOCKEY

Sunday

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Anaheim Ducks. From the Honda Center in Anaheim, Calif. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

Monday

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Anaheim Ducks. From the Honda Center in Anaheim, Calif.

1:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live

Wednesday

9:00 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Penguins/

Capitals: Road to the NHL Winter Classic

1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Cup, First Semifinal:Teams TBA. From Santa Barbara, Calif. (Taped)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Cup, Final:Teams TBA. From Santa Barbara, Calif. (Live)

2:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show Highlighting the best Premiership action of the week.

Monday

1:55 p.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Manchester United vs. Arsenal. (Live)

2:00 p.m. (MSC) English Premier League Soccer Teams to Be Announced. (Taped)

Tuesday

2:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Arsenal vs. Partizan. (Taped)

Saturday

7:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

7:30 a.m. (GOLF) Canadian Tour Magazine: Chasing the Dream Canadian Tour player features and alumni profiles.

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Hong Kong Open Highlights

9:00 a.m. (GOLF) British Open Highlights Louis Oosthuizen.

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) PGA Championship Highlights Martin Kaymer.

11:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) The Haney Project

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Haney Project

12:30 p.m. (GOLF) The Haney Project

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) 12 Nights at the Academy

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Amazing Videos

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Amazing Videos

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Top 10 7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Top 10

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Ryder Cup Highlights Europe holds off final day charge by United States to claim win.

9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Top 10 9:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Amazing Videos 10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons

From the Pros 11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Ryder Cup Highlights Europe holds off final day charge by United States to claim win.

7:30 a.m. (GOLF) 12 Nights at the Academy

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) 12 Nights at the Academy

8:30 a.m. (GOLF) South African Open, Second Round. (Same-day Tape)

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Amazing Videos

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) 12 Nights at the Academy

12:30 p.m. (GOLF) 12 Nights at the Academy

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Ryder Cup Highlights Europe wins in 2004.

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Ryder Cup Highlights Europe wins in 2006.

3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Ryder Cup Highlights The underdog American squad claims the Ryder Cup for the first time since 1999.

10:00 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Penguins/ Capitals: Road to the NHL Winter Classic

Thursday

4:00 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Penguins/

Capitals: Road to the NHL Winter Classic

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Ottawa Senators at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

11:00 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Penguins/ Capitals: Road to the NHL Winter Classic

11:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Ottawa Senators at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

1:30 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live

6:30 a.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Sunderland vs. Bolton Wanderers. (Live)

WINTER SPORTS

Sunday

12:30 p.m. _ Cold Smoke II Cat and Heli skiing deep in the Canadian Rockies.

1:00 p.m. + Snowboarding Visa U.S. Snowboarding Grand Prix. From Copper Mountain, Colo. (Taped)

1:30 p.m. _ Wild World of Winter... Vancouver Highlights of the Vancouver 2010 Winter Games and interviews with the athletes that competed.

2:00 p.m. _ Wild World of Winter... SkierCross & BoarderCross

The pioneers of two new events show how the sports made it to the Olympic stage.

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“Overboard” (1987) Goldie Hawn. An amnesiac millionairess is duped by a cunning carpenter.

“Ever After: A Cinderella Story” (1998, Romance) Drew Barrymore, Anjelica Huston.

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›› “Nanny McPhee” (2005) (AP) Me or MeAnimalsAnimalsMeMe or It’s Me or the DogWild Kingdom (S) Wild Kingdom (S)

››› “Dave” (1993) Kevin Kline. A presidential lookalike takes over for the ailing leader. (CC)

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“Dragon Wars” (2007) Jason Behr. ›› “Eragon” (TBN) Bill FalwellPhillipsMerrittFranklinTurningHaginEd MiracleRedemptLoveIn TouchPowWrittenConleyFrom HisKing IsFranklinJohn Hagee TodayRod P.DickowJakesJ. Meyer (TBS) Yes, Dear (S) Yes, Dear (S) › “Surviving Christmas” (2004) Ben Affleck, James Gandolfini. (CC)

››› “Father of the Bride” (1991) Steve Martin, Diane Keaton. (CC)

›› “Father of the Bride Part II” (1995) Steve Martin, Diane Keaton. (CC)

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››› “Fun With Dick and Jane” (1977) Jane Fonda, George Segal. (CC)

›› “The House Bunny” (2008) (CC) (TCM) (4:30) “Gigi” Minnelli on Minnelli(:45) ›› “There Goes My Heart” (1938) Fredric March. (:15)

››› “The Shop Around the Corner” (1940) Margaret Sullavan.

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“Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” (1989, Adventure) Harrison Ford, Sean Connery, Denholm Elliott.

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“White Christmas” (1954, Musical Comedy) Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye. (CC)

“White Christmas” (1954) Bing Crosby. Four entertainers try to save an innkeeper from ruin. (CC)

“Holiday Inn” (1942) Bing Crosby, Fred Astaire. (CC) (:45)

“The Far Country” (1955, Western) James Stewart, Ruth Roman. (CC)

(AP) Dragon’s LairShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveThe Haunted (S) Shouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveThe Haunted (S) Dragon’s LairShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveThe Haunted (S) OranguEden (BRAVO)

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›› “Fred Claus” (2007) Vince Vaughn. Santa’s ne’er-do-well brother puts Christmas in jeopardy.

›› “Fred Claus” (2007) Vince Vaughn. Santa’s ne’er-do-well brother puts Christmas in jeopardy.

Glory Daze The boys are nervous.

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›› “Mr. Belvedere Goes to College” (1949) Clifton Webb.

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›› “Cinderella Jones” (1946) Joan Leslie. (CC) (:45) ›››› “Intolerance” (1916, Drama) Lillian Gish, Robert Harron, Bessie Love. Silent. People battle prejudice and inhumanity.

(:15) ›› “Too Bad She’s Bad” (1955) Sophia Loren, Vittorio De Sica. (CC)

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Volcanic Disaster” (2006)

Hole” (2006) Judd Nelson. (CC) “Disaster Zone:Volcano in New York”“Lightning Strikes” (2009) Kevin Sorbo.

M Y’r DayWhiteSprnaJ. MeyerChangHageeRod P.Y’r DayCopeQuestCorneBehindWomRobisonHickeyThe 700 ClubHageeRod P.Praise the Lord

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F SavedSavedSavedSaved (TCM)

M “The Naked City” ››› “Johnny Guitar” (1954) (CC) ››› “The Devil and Miss Jones” ›››› “Mr. Deeds Goes to Town” ››› “The Nun’s Story” (1959, Drama) (CC) (:45) ›› “Inside Daisy Clover” (1965, Drama)

T (:15) ››› “The Running Man” (1963) ››› “Experiment in Terror” (1962) (:15) “Days of Wine and Roses” (1962) (:15) “Baby, the Rain Must Fall” (1965) ››› “Sweet Bird of Youth” (1962) (:15) ›› “Butterfield 8” (1960, Drama)

W “Bad-Beautiful” ››› “Home From the Hill” (1960, Drama) (CC) (:45) “The Locked Door”“Bitter Tea-Yen” ›››› “The Lady Eve”(:15) ››› “Roustabout” (1964) (CC) ›› “The Blob” (1958) (CC) Watch

TH Andy “Love Laughs”(:15) “Andy Hardy’s Blonde Trouble”(:15) “The Courtship of Andy Hardy”“Andy Hardy’s Double Life”(:45) “Life Begins for Andy Hardy”“Andy Hardy”“Andy Hardy”

F (:15) “A Family Affair” (1937) Playing“Intermezzo”(:15) ››› “Duel in the Sun” (1946) (CC) (:45) “Road to Morocco”(:15) ›› “Tea for Two” (1950) (CC) “By Light of Silvery Moon”“The Girl He Left Behind” (TLC) 19 Kids19 KidsBabyBabyBabyMultiplesPregnantPregnantSay YesWeddingWhat Not to WearBabyBabyBabyBabyVaried ProgramsSay YesSayYesSay YesWeddingVaried Programs

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T (5:25) “Babe” (S) › “Biker Boyz” (2003, Action) (S) (CC) “The Invention of Lying” (S) (:45) “Grey Gardens” (2009) (S) (CC) “Temple Grandin” (2010) Claire Danes. ››› “Coraline” (2009) (S) (:15) ›› “The Invention of Lying” (S)

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W “Street Fighter: Chun-Li”(:45) ›› “My Life in Ruins” (2009) (S) ›› “Australia” (2008) Nicole Kidman. (S) (CC) (:15) ››› “Drag Me to Hell” (2009) ››› “Fantastic Mr. Fox” › “Leap Year” (2010) (S) “Street Fighter”

TH Short(:45) ›› “At First Sight” (1999) Val Kilmer. (S) ›› “Meet Joe Black” (1998, Fantasy) Brad Pitt. (S) (CC) Flight“Sergio” (2009) (S) (CC) (:15) › “The Whole Ten Yards” (2004) 24/7 Penguins“All About Steve”

F Lying(:45) “You Don’t Know Jack” (2010) Al Pacino. (S) 24/7 PenguinsAlzheimer’s Project: Memory ›› “Sherlock Holmes” (2009) (S) GullivPublic Speaking ›› “Fast & Furious” (2009) (S) (CC) Lom (MAX)

M “Walk-Remembr”(6:50) ››› “Waiting to Exhale” (S) “She’s Out of My League”(:45) ›› “Red Heat” (1988) (S) (CC) ›› “Enough” (2002) Jennifer Lopez. ›› “Observe and Report” ›› “He’s Just Not That Into You” (S)

T Thun(:45) ››› “Mother” (1996) (S) (CC) ››› “Crazy Heart” (2009) (S) (CC) (:20) “Cool Runnings” (1993) ›› “The Wolfman” (2010) (:45) › “Anaconda” (1997) (S) (CC) (:20) ›› “Blues Brothers 2000” (S) Fighting

W › “Surf Ninjas” ››› “The Last Samurai” (2003) Tom Cruise. “Kung Pow: Enter the Fist”“She’s Out of My League”(:45) ›› “Hoodlum” (1997) Laurence Fishburne. ››› “Private Parts” (1997) (S) (CC) (4:50) “Mr.Deeds”

TH MomDad(:20) ›› “Thief” (1981) James Caan. ›› “Men in Black II” (S) ››› “Taken” (2008) (S) (:45) ›› “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past” ›› “Blue Chips” (1994) Nick Nolte. (:20) “The Informant!” (2009) “X-Men Origins”

M (5:45) ›› “Bottle Shock”(:35) ››› “Bigger, Stronger, Faster” ››› “Looking for Eric” (2009) iTV. ›› “Subject Two” (2006) (:15) › “An American Affair” (2009) “Walled In” (2009) iTV. (S) (:35) ››› “In the Loop”

T (5:35) “The Undeserved”“Dad’s in Heaven”“A Quiet Little Marriage” ››› “Color Me Kubrick”“War Eagle, Arkansas” iTV. Gina Yashere(:45) “Lonely Street” (2009) Jay Mohr. ››› “We Were Soldiers”

W ››› “A Plumm Summer”(:45) › “Unbeatable Harold”(:10) ›› “Local Color” (2006) iTV. (S) ›› “Beyond the Gates” (2005) “Break-Up Artist” (2009) (:35) “Irresistible” (2006, Drama) (CC) (:25) ››› “Chéri” (2009)

F (5:20) ›››› “Hair” (1979) “I Love You, Beth Cooper”(:05) ››› “Any Given Sunday” (1999) (S) (CC) (:40) ›› “Species” (1995) (S) (CC) › “Species II” (1998) (S) (:05) › “Mirrors” (2008) (S) (CC) ›› “Red Heat” (SHOW)

TH “Edge-Never”(:15) “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” (2008) ›› “Flawless” (2007) Michael Caine. Inside the NFL ›› “Subject Two” (2006) (:35) ›› “Crashing” (2007) Inside the NFL“The Great Buck Howard”You Kill

F “Quiet Little”“Private Lives of Pippa”(:45) “The Other City” (2010) iTV. (S) (:25) “Lonely Street” (2009) Inside the NFL ››› “Bigger, Stronger, Faster” (CC) ›› “The Brothers Bloom” (2008) (CC) Inside the NFL (TMC)

M (5:30) ›› “Julius Caesar” ››› “An American Rhapsody” (S) “The Other End of the Line”(:10) ›› “My One and Only” (2009) “The Way of War” (2008) (S) ›› “Peter and Vandy”(3:50) › “Mother’s Boys”Tenure

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TH (5:30) “Great Expectations”(:35) ›› “Julius Caesar” (1970) ›› “A Rumor of Angels”(:05) “Infamy” (2005) (S) (CC) (:40) “Once More With Feeling” (2009) “Familiar Strangers” (2008) “B-Girl” (2009) Julie Urich. Tenure

F (:05) ›› “Real Life” (1979) (:45) ›››› “Tootsie” (1982) (S) (:45) ›› “Critical Condition” (1987) ›› “The Dukes” (2007) (S) (:15) “Enemies Among Us”(:35) ››› “The Wind That Shakes the Barley”“Tootsie” (1982)

SOAPSYNOPSES

By Beverly Foster Seinberg Tribune Media Services

All My Children

Madison learned she was three months pregnant. After Amanda questioned him on his suspicion of Griffin, Jake explained how hurt he was to lose Cara - who was back in Pine Valley to try to talk him into rejoining Doctors Without Borders.Jake and Cara had separate flashbacks to a Christmas they spent together. Zach’s loved ones gathered for his memorial service. Caleb and Asher shared an emotional moment after Caleb told his son about his

mother and how she died. Marissa agreed to spend some time with JR and AJ to plan Christmas, and JR was upset when Annie interrupted. Angie and Jesse shared a romantic night out. The Bold and the Beautiful Bill confronted Oliver about his role in Liam’s limousine fiasco and offered him a deal that involved keeping Liam and Hope apart. Amber encouraged him to accept it so they could all benefit from the expected outcome.Whip was upset with Taylor for discussing her marriage with Ridge, but she assured him he wasn’t going to lose her. He

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issued Ridge a stern warning to stay away from Taylor. Liam took Hope to his new apartment, and Hope realized it was time to have a serious talk about sex.

Days of our Lives

Hope was targeted for death to supply an organselling ring being operated by Lee and Warden Jane Smith, in which Ben was involved. Stefano’s anger at Kate grew when he learned of her involvement in keeping Vivian entombed.Realizing he’d never forgive her, she left him.Victor offered to let her stay with him and protect her from Vivian. Sami forced herself to back off from an excited Johnny when she ran into him with EJ, Nicole and Sydney at

the pier. Later, she sneaked into the mansion and told Johnny she still loved him but couldn’t show it around EJ.

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Carly and Spinelli interrupted Brenda and Sonny before they could make love. Johnny and Olivia broke up. Robin admitted Theo, a hypochondriac claiming to have a brain tumor, to the hospital even though his results were negative. Later, he backed her up when she caught Lisa stealing antibiotics for Johnny. In New York, Lucky found photos of Brenda and Dante in Ronan’s safe-deposit box and explained to Siobhan how they were connected to Aleksander. Edward ex-

Ellen DeGeneres takes D.C. by hosting TNT Christmas party

By Jay Bobbin © Zap2it

Interesting gatherings are in many people’s holiday plans, and Ellen DeGeneres has a big one on tap.

The award-winning comedian and syndicated talk show star spends a “Christmas in Washington” by hosting the annual TNT variety special Friday, Dec. 17. Taped the previous weekend at the National Building Museum in the nation’s capital - before an audience that was slated to include President and Mrs. Obama - the program features Mariah Carey, Annie Lennox, Andrea Bocelli, Morrison (“Glee”), Miranda Cosgrove (“iCarly”) and Maxwell as showcased performers.

“It’s going to be fun ... I can’t wait,” DeGeneres says of her added television duty for the holidays.“I’m just going to be me, and I think the reason they asked me to do it is that they think I can. It’s a great group of talent, and I’m thrilled that I get to witness it myself. I’m there as a fan as well. I love all these people, and it’s going to be amazing, an incredible event.

“I don’t feel intimated by it at all,” adds DeGeneres.“It’s not heavy lifting for me, a pretty easy gig as they go. I think it’s going to be a fun night, just like the Grammys, the Oscars or any other special I would host. I like (the Obamas) very much. I’ve met them both, and I certainly have respect for them. I know the first lady watches my show, and it makes me feel good that she’s a fan of mine. I’m happy to be there and be around them.”

Many familiar tunes can be expected from the latest “Christmas in Washington,” which is again under the stewardship

of veteran producer George Stevens Jr. Carey is particularly versed in sounds of the season, having recently released her second holiday album, “Merry Christmas II You.”

DeGeneres says her favorite holiday songs include “all of Mariah’s, just to be safe. And if anybody else has had a Christmas album, all of theirs, too.Whatever they’re going to play, I’m going to be really happy with. I’m going to be in Washington, so I’m starting to be political.”

Even the most casual “Ellen DeGeneres Show” viewer knows the weekday program gets into the holiday spirit big-time, but its host maintains she always has that feeling:“I’ve never understood a New Year’s resolution, or Thanksgiving being the day to be grateful. I’m grateful every day, I really am. I try to make a resolution every morning when I wake up, and I try to live my life in a kind way.”

Many guests of DeGeneres’ show are likely to consider “kind” an understatement when it comes to her.“I’ve been giving cars away,” she notes, “and giving money to people who have been in these horrible situations. It reminds me how lucky I am. Every single day, I get to meet people who show me what’s really going on, and it makes me so happy that I can help alter someone’s life or give them hope - or even make someone smile by doing the show every day.“

DeGeneres has an ongoing relationship with Turner Broadcasting, which owns TNT, through specials she’s done for TBS’ Comedy Festival the past several years.

“They’ve been very good to me,” she says.“It started out with me doing just one special, and that went well and people liked it, so I made a deal to do more. I like to do different things; I don’t think I could just be a talk show host.With having done stand-up,

plained to Luke that he was trying to make amends for Mary Mae Ward through Ethan and Maya. Michael and Abby grew closer after he decked a customer who was coming on to her. Confused over his past feelings for Brenda and his love for Lulu, Dante went on a bender. Carly begged Jason to keep Sonny and Brenda apart.

One Life to Live

Aubrey told Joey she couldn’t marry him, and Kelly braced herself to tell him how she felt. After a conversation with Aubrey, however, she told him that she and Kevin were getting back together. Eddie toyed with a tied-up Nora as he sent Bo a text under her

name. After learning from Dorian that Charlie kissed Echo, Viki offered him a chance to explain.

The Young and the Restless

Heather took Ronan to the hospital, where the doctor told him he needed a liver transplant. Phyllis told Daniel that Daisy was being transferred to her custody. Sharon agreed to help Adam prove his innocence, and he told her he thought Jack helped Skye fake her death to frame him. Jack, Phyllis, Nick, Noah and Victor were all upset to learn Sharon was helping Adam. Victoria didn’t feel well and thought she might be pregnant, but she wasn’t.

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traveling as much as I did and even doing a sitcom and movies, it’s nice to challenge myself and get outside the comfort zone.”

The year that’s now ending has had its milestones for DeGeneres, including the launch of her record label eleveneleven and her marriage to actress Portia de Rossi (“Arrested Development”).

“Every time I think my life can’t get better, in work or relationships or anything, every year surpasses the last,” DeGeneres claims.“I’m constantly surprised by the love that pours in from fans and people that I had no idea that I impact. First and foremost, I’m happy, which I think translates and makes other people happy. It’s been just an incredible year ... the best year so far, I think.”

One thing DeGeneres is leaving behind in 2010 is “American Idol,” and she has no regrets about departing the Fox talent competition after her one season as a judge.“I think it needed to be a whole different show, and I knew when I was still a part of it that they didn’t think they could just get one person to replace Simon (Cowell, who also left ‘Idol’ this year).That was going to be a lot of pressure on that person.

“I realized it was too much of a workload for me, but it wasn’t just that,” DeGeneres explains. “No matter if I tried to be funny or whatever I said, I was crushing someone’s dreams, even if it was true and they shouldn’t have been onstage or it was the wrong direction for them to go.You can say you’re helping somebody by that, but I know what rejection feels like. It doesn’t feel good in a room with two people, much less on national television.That was harder for me than I imagined.”

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15.“Run __, Run Deep”; 1958 Clark Gable movie

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MONDAY EVENING DECEMBER 13, 2010

Sam Elliott. A troubled child nurses an injured reindeer back to health.

››› “Maverick” (1994) Mel Gibson, Jodie Foster. A conniving cardsharp heads for a high-stakes poker game. (CC)

›› “The Crew” (2000, Comedy) Richard Dreyfuss, Burt Reynolds. (CC) Paid Program Paid Program (AP) Cutest DogPit Bulls-ParoleShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AlivePit Bulls-ParoleShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveCutest DogPit Bulls-ParoleShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveOranguEden (BRAVO) Real HousewivesHousewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Tabatha’s SalonHappensTabatha’s SalonHappensHousewives/Atl.Tabatha’s SalonHappensHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportExecutive Vis.Biography-CNBCAmerican GreedMad MoneyExecutive Vis.Biography-CNBCPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) Parker Spitzer (N) Larry King Live (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) Larry King LiveAnderson CooperAnderson CooperLarry King LiveParker SpitzerAnderson CooperAmerican Morning (COM) DailyColbertSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkDailyColbertUglyFturamaFturamaDailyColbertBensonSarahSebastian Live PresentsPaidPaidPaidPaid

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Monday Night CountdownNFL Football Baltimore Ravens at Houston Texans. (Live) SportsCenter (Live)

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PickersPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) “Marry Me” (2010) Lucy Liu. (CC) “Marry Me” (2010) Lucy Liu. (CC) MotherMotherFrasierFrasierFrasierWillWillPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

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ConanLopez TonightSteve Harvey Steve Harvey MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) Moguls and Movie Stars: History Hwd Moguls and Movie Stars: History Hwd

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››› “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner” (1967) Spencer Tracy. (CC)

Moguls and Movie Stars: History Hwd

››› “What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?” (1962, Horror) Bette Davis, Joan Crawford.

››› “The Magnificent Seven” (1960) Yul Brynner, Eli Wallach. (CC) (:45) ›››

“The Green Berets” (1968, War) John Wayne, David Janssen, Jim Hutton. (CC) (TLC) Bama Belles (CC) Cake Boss:NextCake Boss:NextFabulous CakesCake Boss:NextFabulous CakesCake Boss:NextBama Belles (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidIce Sculptors (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) The Closer (CC) The Closer (N) Certain AgeThe Closer (CC) Certain AgeCSI: NY (S) (CC) Leverage (CC) Cold Case (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) ScoobyJohnnyAdvenMADTotalScoobyKing/HillKing/HillFam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillAweKing/HillKing/HillFam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillHomeBen 10Hero 108 (TRAV) FoodFoodWhen VacationsDining With DeathNo ReservationNo ReservationDining With DeathNo ReservationNo ReservationWhen VacationsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Cops (S) Cops (S) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...ForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsThe InvestigatorsThe InvestigatorsForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid

(TVLAND) Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Sanford & Son ››› “Jerry Maguire” (1996) Tom Cruise. An attack of conscience changes an L.A. sports agent’s life.

Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny The Nanny Home Improve. Home Improve.

(USA) NCIS “Internal Affairs” (S) (CC)

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Monday Night RAW (S Live) (CC)

(2008, Comedy) Will Ferrell, Woody Harrelson. (CC)

Law & Order: Criminal Intent (:05) ›› “Semi-Pro” (2008, Comedy) Will Ferrell, Woody Harrelson. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Paid Program Paid Program Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (VS) SportsNHL Hockey: Kings at Red Wings HockeySportsNHL OvertimeBoxing (Taped) NHL OvertimePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) DharmaDharmaChrisChrisHome VideosNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny VideosPaidJ. Meyer

(HBO) (5:30) ›› “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” (2009) Shia LaBeouf. (CC)

› “The Fourth Kind” (2009) Milla Jovovich.‘PG-13’ (CC) Little Fockers Taxicab Confessions Boxing Amir Khan vs. Marcos Maidana, Super Lightweights. (CC) Katie Morgan (:45) ›› “The Lawnmower Man” (1992) Jeff Fahey. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “The Grey Zone” (2001) David Arquette. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) “Babe” (MAX) (:15) ››› “Any Given Sunday” (1999) Al Pacino. A football coach copes with crises on and off the field. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “She’s Out of My League” (2010) Jay Baruchel. (:45) “The Right to Bare All” (2009) Beverly Lynne.‘NR’ (12:05) › “Mirrors” (2008, Horror) Kiefer Sutherland, Amy Smart. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “How to Rob a Bank” (2007) Nick Stahl.‘NR’ Dexter “Through a Glass, Darkly” (iTV) Shameless (S) “Sex and Breakfast” (2007) Macaulay Culkin.‘R’ (CC) Dexter “Through a Glass, Darkly” (iTV) › “Saw V” (2008, Horror) Tobin Bell. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Mike Epps: Under Rated (:35) ›› “Zerophilia” (2005) Taylor Handley.‘NR’ (:10) › “How to Rob a Bank” (2007) Nick Stahl.‘NR’ “Undeserved”

Zane’s Sex ›› “Ronin” (1998, Action) Robert De Niro, Jean Reno. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “Thunderbolt and Lightfoot” (1974) (S) ‘R’ (SHOW) “In the Loop”

(TMC) (5:30) ›› “Tenure” (2009) (S) ‘R’ “Black and Blue: Legends of the Hip-Hop Cop” (2005) ‘R’ Kiss and Tail:The Hollywood Jump-Off (S) (CC) (:05) ›› “The Killer Inside Me” (2010, Crime Drama) Casey Affleck.‘R’

“This Is England” (2006) Thomas Turgoose.‘NR’(CC) (:45) “Call Girl Wives” (2004) Amanda Auclair. (S) ‘NR’ (:10) ›› “Radical Jack” (2001) Billy Ray Cyrus.‘R’ (:45) ›› “Camilla” (1994) Jessica Tandy.‘PG-13’

TUESDAY EVENING DECEMBER 14, 2010

“Scrooged” (1988, Comedy) Bill Murray, Karen Allen. (CC)

››› “Superman Returns” (2006, Adventure) Brandon Routh, Kate Bosworth, James Marsden.The Man of Steel faces an old enemy. (CC)

(2000) Bruce Willis. A train-crash survivor discovers an extraordinary talent. Paid Program Paid Program (AP) WeirdWeirdWeirdFreakTapeTapeFreakFreakTapeTapeFreakFreakWeirdFreakWeirdWeirdWeirdFreakTapeTapeFreakFreakOranguEden (BRAVO) MatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerThe Fashion ShowHappensMatchmakerHappensThe Fashion ShowMatchmakerMatchmakerPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportFord: RebuildingBiography-CNBCAmerican GreedMad MoneyFord: RebuildingBiography-CNBCPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) Parker Spitzer (N) Larry King Live (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) Larry King LiveAnderson CooperAnderson CooperLarry King LiveParker SpitzerAnderson CooperAmerican Morning (COM) DailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0DailyColbertSwardSouth PkFturamaDailyColbertPete CorrealeInsomChocoPresentsPaid PaidPaidPaid

(DISC) Dirty Jobs (CC) Dirty Jobs (CC) Dirty Jobs (N) (S) AuctionAuctionDirty Jobs (CC) Dirty Jobs (CC) AuctionAuctionOverhaulin’ (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidAm. PaidPaidPaid

(DISN) KingsSuiteSonnyDeckHannahPhineasPhineasDeckPhineasPhineasHannahHannahWizardsWizardsSuiteSuitePhineasPhineasEinEinJungleTimmyChugOso (E!) E! NewsE! SpecialE! SpecialKendraKendraChelseaE! NewsChelseaTBAThe ChelseaChelseaTo Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) HomecomingE:60 (N) (CC) Pre-BowlNFL LiveQuarterbackSportsCenter (Live) NFL LiveNBASportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) Women’s College Basketball Tennessee at Baylor. (Live) NBA Coast to Coast Highlights, analysis and NBA news and information. Quarterback KickOff Special SportsNation (CC) Homecoming With Rick Reilly (N) 2010 World Series of Poker 2010 World Series of Poker 2010 World Series of Poker 2010 World Series of Poker Mike and Mike in the Morning (CC)

(EWTN) Daily MassAngelica LiveEWTNRosaryThreshold of HopeSheenWomen Daily MassAngelica LiveAbundant LifeGalleryChristSheenPapal AudienceCatholicOriginalJose (FAM) Dr.Puff“Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas”“Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas”PaidPaidPaidPaidThe

JackrabPrepTo Be AnnouncedGopherWolvesWolvesNBA Basketball: Timberwolves at Warriors WolvesFinal ScrTwinsVikingsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (FX) Two Two › “What Happens in Vegas” (2008) › “What Happens in Vegas” (2008) › “Just Married” (2003)

(GOLF) Masters Highlights Tiger Woods. Top 10Top 10Trump’s Fabulous World of Golf Haney Project Haney Project Golf Central Playing Lessons Trump’s Fabulous World of Golf Haney Project Haney Project Playing Lessons Golf

(HGTV) HuntersHouseFirst Pla.First Pla.HouseEstateHouseHuntersFor RentFirst HouseEstateHouseHuntersFor RentFirst First Pla.First Pla.PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidClever (HIST) Modern HistoryModern MarvelsThird Reich “The Rise” (N) (Part 1 of 2) Hardcore HistoryModern Marvels(12:01) Third Reich “The Rise” Hardcore HistoryPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) MotherMotherReba (S) Reba (S) ›› “A Different Kind of Christmas”MotherMotherFrasierFrasierFrasierWillWillPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) iCarly (S) Sponge.My WifeMy WifeChrisChrisMartinGeorgeNannyNannyNannyNannyLopezLopezMy WifeMy WifeChrisChrisNannyNannyMattersMattersFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) PhowneWays Ways Ways AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionPhowneWays Police Shootouts!Police Shoot.Amazing VideoDisorderly Con.PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) (5:30) › “Cold Creek Manor” (2003) ››› “Identity” (2003) John Cusack. “Phantom Racer” (2009) Greg Evigan. Highlander (CC) Stargate SG-1 (S) › “Spring Break Shark Attack” (2005) PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) Cadillac Jack’sBehindJ. MeyerHageeHillsongPraise the Lord (CC) The Perfect GiftChangJoseph of Nazareth ›››› “Going My Way” (1944) Bing Crosby. Prince (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Glory DazeConan (N) Lopez Tonight (N) ConanLopez Tonight ›› “The Fighting Temptations” (2003, Comedy) Cuba Gooding Jr., Beyoncé Knowles. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarried (TCM)

Elvis Mitchell: Under the Influence Private Screenings: Liza Minnelli

››› “Cabaret” (1972, Musical) Liza Minnelli, Joel Grey, Michael York. (CC) (:15) ›› “A Matter of Time” (1976) Liza Minnelli, Ingrid Bergman.

›› “Stepping Out” (1991, Drama) Liza Minnelli, Julie Walters. Private Screenings: Liza Minnelli

›››› “Madame Bovary” (1949, Romance) Jennifer Jones, Van Heflin. (CC)

››› “The Bad and the Beautiful” (TLC) Christmas LightCmas LightsInvasion: LightsSeptuplets:13Cmas LightsInvasion: LightsSeptuplets:13Christmas LightPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDaycareDaycare (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC)

›› “The Forbidden Kingdom” (2008) Southland (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Certain AgeLeverage (CC) Cold Case (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel “War Zone” (TOON) TotalJohnnyUnnatural HistoryTitanStarKing/HillKing/HillFam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua

SquidbillAweKing/HillKing/HillFam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillHomeBen 10Hero 108 (TRAV) FoodFoodMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumWhen VacationsGhost AdventuresMysteries-MuseumWhen VacationsGhost AdventuresMysteries-MuseumPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Cops (S) Cops (S) Most ShockingParty HeatParty HeatForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsThe InvestigatorsThe InvestigatorsForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Raymond Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond (CC) Raymond Roseanne (S) Roseanne Roseanne The Nanny The Nanny Home Improve. Home Improve. 3’s Company 3’s Company M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Psych Attend the Police Academy. Burn Notice “Dead or Alive” (CC) White Collar “In the Red” (CC) › “My Boss’s Daughter” (2003) Ashton Kutcher, Tara Reid. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Paid Program Paid Program Psych Missing camp counselor. (VS) NHL Hockey: Penguins at Flyers HockeyThe T.OSportsNHL OvertimeWEC WrekCageThe T.OSportsNHL OvertimePaidPaidParkerPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) DharmaDharmaChrisChrisMotherMotherNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny Videos PaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) ›› “Fast & Furious” (2009) Vin Diesel. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Preview, 24/7 ›› “Sherlock Holmes” (2009, Action) Robert Downey Jr. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) Wishful Drinking Carrie Fisher’s stage show. (CC)

(:35) Real Sex “Down and Dirty” (:25) ››› “Last Orders” (2001) Michael Caine. (S) ‘R’

(:15) ›› “The Hard Word” (2002, Crime Drama) Guy Pearce. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Comedy Jam Conchords The UCLA Dynasty (S) (CC) (MAX) (5:30) ›› “Fighting” (2009) ‘PG-13’ (:15) ›› “The Wolfman” (2010, Horror) Benicio Del Toro. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Rollerball” (2002, Action) Chris Klein. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:45) Lingerie (S) (CC) (:20) “Lust at First Bite” (2010) ‘NR’ (:45) ›› “Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh” (1995) TonyTodd. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) › “Chairman of the Board” (1998) Carrot Top. (S) ››› “The Three Faces of Eve” (1957, Drama) ‘NR’ (CC) › “Surf Ninjas” (SHOW) (4:30) ››› “We Were Soldiers” ‘R’ ›› “Knowing” (2009, Science Fiction) Nicolas Cage, Rose Byrne. iTV.‘PG-13’ Dexter “Through a Glass, Darkly” (iTV) Shameless (S) ››› “Inglourious Basterds” (2009, War) Brad Pitt, Mélanie Laurent, Christoph Waltz. iTV. (S) ‘R’

(:05) “Extreme Movie” (2008) Michael Cera. iTV. (S) ‘R’ › “My Best Friend’s Girl” (2008) Dane Cook.‘R’ (:15) ››› “Trees Lounge” (1996) Steve Buscemi. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:30) ›› “Igor”

(2008) (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

››› “Two Lovers” (2008, Drama) Joaquin Phoenix. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Suburban Girl” (2007) Sarah Michelle Gellar.‘PG-13’ (:40) ››› “Scary Movie” (2000) Shawn Wayans.‘R’ (12:15) “Dark Waters” (2004, Horror) Lorenzo Lamas. Premiere.‘R’ “Group Sex” (2009, Comedy) Josh Cooke. Premiere.‘R’

(:35) “The Deal” (2008, Comedy) William H. Macy. (S) ‘R’ (:15) ›› “Ed and His Dead Mother”

WEDNESDAY EVENING DECEMBER 15, 2010

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton. (CC) Paid Program Paid Program (AP) Tiger-Nxt DoorShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveTiger-Nxt DoorShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveShouldn’t Be AliveOranguEden

(BRAVO) Top Chef “Finale” Top Chef All-StarsTop Chef All-StarsTop Chef All-StarsHappensTop Chef All-StarsHappensTop Chef All-StarsTop Chef All-StarsTop Chef All-StarsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportMarijuana USAFranchisingFranchisingMad MoneyFranchisingFranchisingPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) Parker Spitzer (N) Larry King Live (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) Larry King LiveAnderson CooperAnderson CooperLarry King LiveParker SpitzerAnderson CooperAmerican Morning (COM) DailyColbertFturamaFturamaFuturFturamaUglyUglyDailyColbertSouth PkUglyFturamaDailyColbertTogetherTogetherChristopher TitusPresentsPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (N) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) Overhaulin’ (CC)

PaidTeleTelePaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISN) KingsSuite ››› “Happy Feet” (2006, Adventure) DeckDeckPhineasPhineasHannahHannahWizardsWizardsSuiteSuitePhineasPhineasEinEinJungleTimmyMoversOso (E!) E! NewsE! SpecialE! SpecialE! Investigates (N) ChelseaE! NewsChelseaTBAThe ChelseaChelseaTo Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) NBA Basketball: Celtics at Knicks NBA Basketball: Trail Blazers at Mavericks SportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) NBA BasketballSportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) Quarterback KickOff Special NFL Live (N) The Herbies 30 for 30 SportsCenter NFL Live (N) SportsNation (CC) NBA Tonight NBA Basketball Boston Celtics at New York Knicks. NBA Tonight SportsCenter (N) (CC) 2010 World Series of Poker Mike and Mike in the Morning (CC) (EWTN) Daily MassEWTN LiveSaintsRosaryEWTN PresentsFaithWomen Daily MassEWTN LiveFirst CarpenGalleryBeneCatholicApostoCatholic Compass OriginalOne (FAM) Pixar Short FilmsLanding ››› “Finding

(HIST) Modern HistoryPawnPawnThird Reich “The Fall” (N) (Part 2 of 2) Hardcore HistoryPawnPawn(12:01) Third Reich “The Fall” Hardcore HistoryPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) MotherMotherReba (S) Reba (S) ››› “Kate & Leopold” (2001) (CC) MotherMotherFrasierFrasierFrasierWillWillPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) iCarly (S) Sponge.My WifeMy WifeChrisChrisMartinGeorgeNannyNannyNannyNannyLopezLopezMy WifeMy WifeChrisChrisNannyNannyMattersMattersFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) PhowneWays Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways MANPhowneWays Police ChasesPolice ChasesAmazing VideoDisorderly Con.PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(SYFY) Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost HuntersHighlander (CC) Stargate SG-1 (S) ›› “12:01” (1993) Helen Slater (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) Kinkade/CircleBehindJeffreyBibleV’ImpePraise the Lord (CC) NativityDuplanHistoryChangToymaker’s DreamMerry ChristmasMessageChristmas StarPrince (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) House of Payne House of Payne Meet the Browns Meet the Browns Meet the Browns Meet the Browns Conan (N) Lopez Tonight (N) ConanLopez Tonight › “Celtic Pride” (1996, Comedy) Damon Wayans, Daniel Stern. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) Watch Skies Now Playing ››› “Night of the Living Dead” (1968)

Duane Jones, Judith O’Dea. (CC)

Moguls and Movie Stars: History Hwd (:15) ›››› “Bonnie and Clyde” (1967) Warren Beatty. (CC) (12:15) ›››› “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?” (1966, Drama) Elizabeth Taylor. (CC) ››› “Easy Rider” (1969, Drama) Peter Fonda. (CC)

Elvis Mitchell: Under the Influence ›› “Andy Hardy Comes Home” (TLC) Palin’s AlaskaSkin Killing MeStories of the ERBloody TearsStories of the ERSkin Killing MeBloody TearsPalin’s AlaskaPaidPaidBed PaidPaidPaidHeavy Haulers (S) (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Leverage (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Leverage (CC) Cold Case (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel (S) (CC)

(TOON) TotalHoleDudeDestroyRegularMADKing/HillKing/HillFam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillAweKing/HillKing/HillFam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillHomeBen 10Hero 108 (TRAV) Man v. FoodCarniCarniCarniFoodPasta Paradise (N) CarniCarniCarniFoodPasta ParadiseCarniCarniCarniCarniPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Cops (S) Cops (S) RoadRoadFull ThrottleFull ThrottleForensicForensicRoadRoadFull ThrottleFull ThrottleForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Raymond Raymond Hot in ClevelandRoseanne Roseanne Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny The Nanny Home Improve. Home Improve. 3’s Company 3’s Company M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Sleep Number Paid Program (USA) ››› “Elf” (2003, Comedy) Will Ferrell, James Caan, Bob Newhart. (CC) Psych “The Polarizing Express” (N) Psych Polar bear’s innocence. (N) Burn Notice “Dead or Alive” (CC) Psych “The Polarizing Express” Psych Polar bear’s innocence. (CC)

››› “Elf” (2003, Comedy) Will Ferrell, James Caan, Bob Newhart. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Paid Program Paid Program Burn Notice “Fast Friends” (CC) (VS) NHL Hockey: Rangers at Penguins HockeyThe T.OSportsNHL Overtime › “Bloodsport” (1988) Donald Gibb NHL OvertimePaidPaidHunterPaidPaidAutoPaidPaid (WGN-A) DharmaDharmaChrisChrisMotherMotherNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny Videos PaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) “Street Chun-Li”Fighter: ›› “Terminator Salvation” (2009) Christian Bale. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) 24/7 Penguins/ Capitals 24/7 Penguins/ Capitals › “Leap Year” (2010) Amy Adams. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (:45) › “Sliver” (1993, Suspense) Sharon Stone. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Heaven’s Prisoners” (1996, Mystery) Alec Baldwin, Mary Stuart Masterson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Short Time” (1990) ‘PG-13’(CC) (MAX)

› “Mr. Deeds” ››› “Cast Away” (2000, Drama) Tom Hanks, Helen Hunt, Nick Searcy. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “She’s Out of My League” (2010) Jay Baruchel. (:45) Life on Top (:15) ››› “The Hangover” (2009, Comedy) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Lingerie (CC) ›› “Stephen King’s Silver Bullet” (1985) Gary Busey.

(:10) ›› “Reality Bites” (1994, Drama) Winona Ryder. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

“Mom and Dad Save the World” (SHOW) ›› “Tyler Perry’s the Family That Preys” (2008) Kathy Bates.‘PG-13’ Inside the NFL (iTV) (N) (S) (CC) Jamie Kennedy: Uncomfortable (:05) Inside the NFL (iTV) (S) (CC)

››› “Adventureland” (2009) Jesse Eisenberg, Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“The Narrows” (2008, Drama) Kevin Zegers, Vincent D’Onofrio. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ››› “Scream 3” (2000, Horror) David Arquette. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (:05) ›› “Finishing the Game” (2007) Roger Fan. “Order of Chaos” (2009) Rhys Coiro. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Finding Amanda” (2008) Matthew Broderick.‘R’ (:40) ›› “The Adventures of Sebastian Cole” (1998) Adrian Grenier. (S) ‘R’

“Pirates” (2010, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “The Cake Eaters” (2007) Elizabeth Ashley. (S) ‘R’ “Great Expect.”

(:05) ›› “Puccini for Beginners” (2006) ‘NR’ (CC) “EdgeNever” (TMC) (5:25) ›› “Rain” (2008) (S) ‘R’

THURSDAY EVENING DECEMBER 16, 2010

(1954) Bing Crosby. Four entertainers try to save an innkeeper from ruin. (CC) ››› “Ever After: A Cinderella Story” (1998, Romance) Drew Barrymore, Anjelica Huston. ›› “Love Me Tender” (1956) Elvis Presley, Richard Egan. (CC) Paid Program Paid Program (AP) Piranhas (S) (CC) The Blue PlanetBlue PlanetBlue PlanetThe Blue PlanetBlue PlanetBlue PlanetPiranhas (S) (CC) The Blue PlanetBlue PlanetBlue PlanetOranguEden (BRAVO) Real HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesHappensReal HousewivesHappensReal HousewivesReal HousewivesHappensHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportTrash Inc:TheCNBC TitansAmerican GreedMad MoneyTrash Inc:TheCNBC TitansPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) Parker Spitzer (N) Larry King Live (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) Larry King LiveAnderson CooperAnderson CooperLarry King LiveParker SpitzerAnderson CooperAmerican Morning (COM) DailyColbertTosh.0 ››› “Wedding Crashers” (2005) Owen Wilson. DailyColbertSouth PkSwardFturamaDailyColbertChapChapComedy ShowPresentsPaidPaidPaidPaid

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OdditiesOdditiesAuctionOdditiesAuctionOdditiesAuctionAuctionAuctionOdditiesAuctionOdditiesAuctionAuctionOverhaulin’ (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISN) KingsDeck“High School Musical 3”Fish DeckDeckPhineasPhineasHannahHannahWizardsWizardsSuiteSuitePhineasPhineasEinEinJungleTimmyChugJungle (E!) E! NewsSpecialSpecialE! SpecialPrettyPrettyChelseaE! NewsChelseaTBAThe ChelseaChelseaTo Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) High School BasketballScore.High School BasketballSportsCenter (Live) (CC) NFL LiveBaseballSportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) Women’s College Volleyball SportsCenter Women’s College VolleyballSportsNation (CC)

(EWTN) Daily MassThe World OverCrossingRosaryThe World OverDefendWomen Daily MassLife on the RockOctavaBiblicalGalleryCatholicThreshold of HopeQuestFor GodOriginalChoices

(FAM) (5:00) “Finding Nemo” (2003) ››› “The Incredibles” (2004, Adventure) (CC) The 700 ClubMy WifeMy WifePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerChang (FSN) FootballWild NHL Hockey Ottawa Senators at Minnesota Wild. Wild Due Final ScrTwinsWild NHL HockeyWild

(FX) “Pineapple Exp”Two Two Two Two SunnySunnySunnySunnyTwo Two SunnySunnyPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) Top 10Trump’s Fabulous World of Golf Trump’s Fabulous World of Golf 12 Nights12 Nights12 Nights12 NightsGolfCentral Ultimate MatchesUltimate MatchesPaid

(HGTV) HuntersHouseFirst Pla.First Pla.PropertyPropertyHouseHuntersHuntersHousePropertyPropertyHouseHuntersHuntersHouseFirst Pla.First Pla.PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidClever (HIST) Modern HistoryAncient AliensAncient Aliens (N) Brad MeltzerHardcore HistoryAncient AliensAncient AliensBrad MeltzerHardcore HistoryPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) MotherMotherRebaReba“A Diva’s Christmas Carol” (2000) (CC) Fairy Jobmoth.FrasierFrasierFrasierWillWillPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) iCarly (S) Sponge.Sponge.My WifeChrisChrisMartinGeorgeNannyNannyNannyNannyLopezLopezMy WifeMy WifeChrisChrisNannyNannyMattersMattersFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) PhowneWays Gangland (CC) TNA Wrestling (N) (S) (CC) PhowneTNA Re.MANSon TrailersMAN(:10) The UnitSon of the BeachPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) › “Ultraviolet” (2006) Milla Jovovich. ››› “Total Recall” (1990) Rachel Ticotin (CC) “Highlander: The Source” (2007) (CC) TwilightStargate SG-1 (S) › “Dragon Storm” (2004) (CC) Jericho “9:02”(S) PaidPaid (TBN) Star of BethlehemBehindDavid J.WinningY’r DayPraise the Lord (CC) Jesus:The EvidenceChangTBN Christmas Card Seasonal music. Christmas ChildQuartet-FourPrince (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) ›› “Fred Claus” (2007) Vince Vaughn. Santa’s ne’er-do-well brother puts Christmas in jeopardy. Funniest Commercials, 2010 Conan (N) Lopez Tonight (N)

ConanLopez Tonight ›› “A Lot Like Love” (2005) Ashton Kutcher, Amanda Peet. (CC)

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) “Andy Hardy Meets Debutante” ››› “Judge Hardy and Son” (1939) Mickey Rooney. (:45) ›› “Andy Hardy Gets Spring Fever” (1939) Mickey Rooney. (CC) ›› “The Hardys Ride High” (1938) Lewis Stone.

›› “Out West With the Hardys” (1938) Lewis Stone. ›› “Love Finds Andy Hardy” (1938) Lewis Stone. (:15) ››› “Judge Hardy’s Children” (1938, Drama) (CC) (:45) ›› “You’re Only Young Once” (1938) (CC) (TLC) Police- DallasPolice- DallasPolice- DallasCellblock 6Police- DallasCellblock 6Police- DallasPolice- DallasPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidHome Made (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) NBA Basketball Atlanta Hawks at Boston Celtics. NBA Basketball: Spurs at Nuggets Inside the NBALeverage (CC) Cold Case (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) TotalJohnnyTotalScoobyAdvenRegularKing/HillKing/HillFam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillAweKing/HillKing/HillFam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillHomeBen 10Hero 108 (TRAV) FoodFoodDavid BlaineDavid BlaineCarniFoodBar Food ParadiseDavid BlaineCarniFoodBar Food ParadiseDavid BlainePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(TRUTV) Cops (S) Cops (S) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...HurtsHurtsSpeedSpeedWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...HurtsHurtsSpeedSpeedThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Sanford and Son Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny The Nanny Home Improve. Home Improve. 3’s Company

of the Fire” (CC) Burn Notice “Last Stand” (CC)

›› “Hostage” (2005, Action) Bruce Willis, Kevin Pollak, Ben Foster. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Paid Program Paid Program JAG “All YeFaithful” (CC) (DVS) (VS) MMA AwardsWEC Pre-FightWorld Extreme CagefightingPost World Extreme CagefightingPost SportsSportsWhitetailPaidPaidWaterPaidPaid (WGN-A) DharmaDharmaWWE SuperstarsMotherMotherNews at NineScrubsScrubsWWE SuperstarsEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny VideosPaidJ. Meyer

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(HBO) “About Steve” (:45) ›› “17 Again” (2009, Comedy) Zac Efron. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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Inside Game Cathouse Real Sex Xtra 24/7 Penguins/ Capitals Lombardi (S) (CC) (:35) ›› “Lone Hero” (2002) Lou Diamond Phillips. (:05) ››› “The Door in the Floor” (2004, Drama) Jeff Bridges. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “The Invention of Lying” (CC) (MAX) (5:10) “X-Men Origins: Wolverine”

›› “Love Happens” (2009, Romance) Aaron Eckhart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “Punisher: War Zone” (2008, Action) Ray Stevenson. iTV. (S) ‘R’

››› “Spider-Man 2” (2004, Action) Tobey Maguire. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:10) ›› “X-Men Origins:Wolverine” (2009) Hugh Jackman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Co-Ed Confidential 4 PLAY (S) (CC)

Dexter “Through a Glass, Darkly” (iTV) Stop, Charlie Single

(TMC) (5:30) ›› “Tenure” (2009) (S) ‘R’ “Far Cry” (2008, Action) Til Schweiger. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) › “Flash Point” (2007, Action) Donnie Yen. (S) ‘R’

Life on Top (S)

›› “The Girlfriend Experience” (2008) Sasha Grey.‘R’ ››› “Innocents” (2000) Tim Pigott-Smith. ‘NR’ “Staunton Hill” (2009, Horror) Kathy Lamkin.‘NR’ (CC) ››› “In the Loop” (2009, Comedy) Peter Capaldi. iTV. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Quiet Little”

›››› “Some Like It Hot” (1959, Comedy) Tony Curtis.‘NR’ (CC) MAX on Set (S) (:20) “Hair” (SHOW) (5:30) ››› “You Kill Me” (2007) ‘R’

(:05) › “Next Day Air” (2009) Donald Faison. (S) ‘R’ “Close Enough to Touch” (2000) Tracy Ryan.‘R’ (CC)

››› “Handgun” (1994) Treat Williams. Premiere.‘R’ › “Trauma” (1993, Suspense) Christopher Rydell, Asia Argento. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ›› “Ira and Abby” (2006) Chris Messina. (S) ‘R’

PlanetShouldn’t Be AliveFatal AttractionsThe Haunted (S) Fatal AttractionsThe Haunted (S) Shouldn’t Be AliveAnimal PlanetShouldn’t Be AliveFatal AttractionsThe Haunted (S)

(BRAVO) Real HousewivesReal Housewives ››› “Something’s Gotta Give” (2003) ››› “Something’s Gotta Give” (2003) Top Chef All-StarsTop Chef All-StarsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(CNBC) The Kudlow ReportThe Apprentice (S) (CC) Porn: BusinessMad MoneyThe Apprentice (S) (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid

(CNN) John King, USA (N) Parker Spitzer (N) Larry King Live (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (CC) Larry King LiveAnderson CooperAnderson CooperLarry King LiveParker SpitzerLarry King LiveSaturday Morn. (COM) ›› “The Original Kings of Comedy”Chris Rock: KillChris Rock: Bigger & BlackerBensonSam KinisonChris Rock: KillRichard PryorPresentsChapPaidPaidPaidPaid

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(FAM) (5:00) “The Incredibles” (CC) ›››› “WALL-E” (2008) Premiere. MickeyThe 700 ClubMy WifeMy WifePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

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(FX) › “Grandma’s Boy” (2006, Comedy) ›› “Pineapple Express” (2008) Seth Rogen. SunnySunnyRescue MeBerniePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) World of Golf Trump’s Fabulous World of Golf Trump’s Fabulous World of Golf 12 Nights12 Nights12 Nights12 NightsGolfCentral Ultimate MatchesUltimate MatchesPaid

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››› “My Cousin Vinny” (1992, Comedy) Joe Pesci, Marisa Tomei, Ralph Macchio. (CC) (:40) The Office (:10) Glory Daze(12:10) ›› “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” (1994) (PA) Jim Carrey. (CC) (:10) ›› “Nacho Libre” (2006) (PA) Jack Black, Ana de la Reguera. (CC) Bloopers 4 MarriedMarriedMarried (TCM)

“Girl He Left” MGM Parade ››› “Holiday Affair” (1949) Robert Mitchum. (CC) ››› “In the Good Old Summertime” (1949) Judy Garland. (CC) (DVS)

›› “Little Women” (1949) June Allyson.The March sisters experience life during the Civil War.

››› “Black Christmas” (1975, Horror) Olivia Hussey. (:45) › “Santa Claus Conquers the Martians” (1964) A Visit to Santa Dishes ››› “Mr. Skeffington” (1944) (TLC) Cake Boss:NextWhat Not to WearWhat Not to WearTo Be AnnouncedWhat Not to WearTo Be AnnouncedWhat Not to WearCake Boss:NextPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) Christmas in ›››› “The Wizard of Oz” (1939) Christmas in(:15) ›› “Yours, Mine & Ours” (2005) Christmas inCold Case (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) BatmanBen 10TitanGeneraStarTitanKing/HillKing/HillStrokerAmer.Franken.OblongsSquidbillAroundKing/HillKing/HillStrokerAmer.Franken.OblongsSquidbillHomeJerryHero (TRAV) FoodFoodGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Most DaringConspiracyConspiracyConspiracyForensicForensicPower-JusticeConspiracyConspiracyForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Sanford and Son Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Sanford & Son Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny The Nanny Home Improve. Home Improve. 3’s Company 3’s Company M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H “Kim” M*A*S*H “L.I.P.” M*A*S*H (CC) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) NCIS Senator asks Gibbs for help. (S) NCIS “Knockout” (S) (CC)

››› “Elf” (2003, Comedy) Will Ferrell, James Caan, Bob Newhart. (CC) Psych “The Polarizing Express” Psych “Christmas Joy” (CC) Psych Gus’ dad is a prime suspect. Psych “The Polarizing Express” Action Sports (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Monk Monk must stop a killer. (CC) (VS) DangerDangerBuckBucksGun ItElk FeTred WhitetailBuckBucksGun ItElk FeTred WhitetailDangerDangerPaidPaidAnglersPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) ChrisChrisChrisChrisMotherMotherNews at NineScrubsScrubsSouth PkSouth PkEntouCurbEntouCurbPaidPaidStar Trek: NextFunny VideosSingsaPeople

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(HBO) (5:30) Lombardi (S) (CC) 24/7 Penguins/ Capitals ›› “Sherlock Holmes” (2009, Action) Robert Downey Jr. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Katie Morgan (:45) ›› “Pirate Radio” (2009) Philip Seymour Hoffman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Trapped” (2002, Crime Drama) Charlize Theron. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›››› “Milk” (2008, Biography) Sean Penn, Emile Hirsch. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Conchords Sherlock Holmes “Simple” (MAX) “Red Heat” (:45) ›› “He’s Just Not That Into You” (2009, Romance-Comedy) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Braveheart” (1995) Mel Gibson. A Scottish rebel rallies his countrymen against England. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Lingerie (N) (S) (:35) “Cougar School” (2009) Michelle Maylene.‘NR’ (CC)

› “Double Team” (1997) JeanClaude Van Damme.‘R’ (:35) ›› “Taking Woodstock” (2009) Demetri Martin. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) Osvaldo’s (SHOW) › “Play the Game” (2008, Comedy) Andy Griffith. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Kathleen Madigan: Gone Madigan (N) (:05) “Extreme Movie” (2008) Michael Cera. iTV. (S) ‘R’ “Cocaine Cowboys II: Hustlin’ With the Godmother” (12:15) Inside the NFL NFL news and highlights. (CC) ›› “Perrier’s Bounty” (2009) Cillian Murphy.‘R’

›› “The Brothers Bloom” (2008) Rachel Weisz. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Break-Up Artist” (2009) ‘PG-13’(CC) (TMC) (5:00) ›››› “Tootsie” (1982) ›› “Mercy” (2009, Drama) Scott Caan, Wendy Glenn.‘R’ › “Spin” (2007) Michael Biehn. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Stolen” (2009) Jon Hamm. (S) ‘R’(CC) (:35) “Staying on Top” (2002) Holly Sampson. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:05) › “College” (2008) Drake Bell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) “Powder Blue” (2009) Jessica Biel. An ex-convict tracks down his daughter. › “Fatal Conflict” (2000) Kari Wuhrer. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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Bulls-Parole (BRAVO) PaidPaidThe Fashion ShowThe Fashion ShowTop ModelTop ModelTop ModelTop ModelTop ModelTop ModelTop ModelReal HousewivesHouse (S) (CC) (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidFacesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) SaturdayGuptaCNN Saturday MorningBottomNewsroomNewsroomNewsroomYour MoneyNewsroomNewsroomNewsroomNewsroomSituation Room (COM) PaidPaidComedy ›› “Turner & Hooch” (1989) (CC) ›› “The Original Kings of Comedy”Chris Rock: BigScrubsScrubsScrubsScrubs › “Let’s Go to Prison” (2006) (CC) “The Nutty Professor” (1996) (DISC) PaidPaidDiscovery-CMEDirty Jobs (CC) Dirty Jobs (CC) Dirty Jobs (CC) Brew Masters (S) River Monsters (S) River Monsters (S) River Monsters (S) River Monsters (S) Almost, AwayAlmost, Away

(DISN) OsoOsoMickeyMickeyPhineasPhineasPhineasFish DeckDeckWizardsWizardsGood Shake itHannahHannahDeckDeckDeckDeckWizardsWizardsHannah Hannah (E!) E! SpecialE! SpecialE! NewsThe Daily 10E! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! Special (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (Live) (CC) College Basketball USC at Kansas. College Football New Mexico Bowl:Teams TBA. (Live) College Football

(ESPN2) BrownEnglish Premier League SoccerSportsNationCollege Football NCAA Division II, Final:Teams TBA. (CC) College BasketballCollege Basketball Baylor vs. Gonzaga. (Live) Basket

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(FX) ›› “She’s All That” (1999) ›› “First Daughter” (2004) Katie Holmes. › “Dude,Where’s My Car?” (2000) › “Grandma’s Boy” (2006, Comedy) ››› “Superbad” (2007) Jonah Hill, Michael Cera. Pineap (GOLF) CentralCentralPaidPaidGolf FixEuropean PGA Tour Golf South African Open, Third Round. Top 10GolfGolfGolfPGA ReviewBig BreakBig BreakTop 10CentralTop 10 (HGTV) IncomeKitchenBathSweat...Holmes on HomesDisasterDisasterCrashersIncomeDesignTo SellUnsellaGet SoldBlockDimeColourBuckDesignSarahWhite HouseDesignTo Sell (HIST) Heavy Metal (CC) Time Machine (CC) To Be AnnouncedAmerican PickersPawnPawnThe President’s Book of Secrets (LIFE) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid“Will You Merry Me?” (2008) (CC) “A Very Merry Daughter of the Bride”“A Christmas Wedding” (2006) (CC) “A Christmas Proposal” (2008) (CC) (NICK)

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››› “The Naked Spur” (1953) James Stewart. (CC) (:45) ›››› “Stagecoach” (1939) John Wayne, Claire Trevor. (CC) ›››› “Gandhi” (1982) Ben Kingsley. A portrait of the man who led India to independence. (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidHome MadeProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty LadderDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real Life Dateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeHard Evidence (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Rizzoli & IslesSouthland (CC) The Closer (CC) Law & Order (S) (:05) ›› “The Forbidden Kingdom”(:05) ››› “Shrek 2” (2004) Premiere. ›››› “A Christmas Story” (1983) (TOON) PokeBeyBen 10TitanGeneraStarBakuganWheelsHoleScoobyGarfieldGarfieldTom and Jerry: Fast & FurryChowderChowderFlapjackFlapjackJohnnyJohnnyJohnnyAdvenTotal (TRAV) Food TruckBacon ParadisePasta ParadiseCarniCarniFoodCarniDonut ParadiseBreakfast ParadisePizza ParadiseSandwich ParadiseDeep FriedFood TruckDeep-Extra

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(ESPN) College FootballCollege Football R&L Carriers New Orleans Bowl:Teams TBA. (Live) SportsCenter (Live) Football FinalSportsCenterNFLCollege FootballH-Lite Football

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(LIFE) “Deck the Halls” (2005) (CC) “Marry Me” (2010) Lucy Liu.Two best friends fall in love with the same woman. MotherMotherPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) Big TimeiCarly (S) iCarly (S) Big TimeVictoJacksonLopezLopezLopezLopezNannyNannyFull Hse.ChrisMy WifeMy WifeChrisChrisNannyNannyMattersMattersFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) ›› “The Transporter” (2002) (S) ›› “The Transporter” (2002) (S) ›› “Die Another Day” (2002, Action) Pierce Brosnan. (S) › “Waist Deep” (2006) Tyrese Gibson. PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Red: Werewolf Hunter” (2010) (CC) ›› “The Cave” (2005) Cole Hauser. › “The Hitcher” (2007) Sean Bean. “The Seamstress” (2009, Horror) (CC) ›› “Dagon” (2001) Ezra Godden. TwilTwilightPaidPaid (TBN) Precious Mem.In TouchHour of PowerBilly GrahamHistoryTravel MovieConVirtualEnglishFaithChristianityHeroes-BiblePraiseJoniSteps (TBS) Funniest Commercials, 2010 ›› “Fred Claus” (2007) Vince Vaughn. Santa’s ne’er-do-well brother puts Christmas in jeopardy.

› “Billy Madison” (1995, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Darren McGavin.

Glory Daze ›› “The Heartbreak Kid” (2007) Ben Stiller, Michelle Monaghan. (CC) (:45) ›› “Nine Months” (1995, Comedy) Hugh Grant, Julianne Moore. (CC) Class. Bloopers MarriedMarried (TCM) (3:30) ›››› “Gandhi” (1982) ››› “Meet John Doe” (1941) Gary Cooper, Barbara Stanwyck. (CC) (DVS) (:15) ›››› “Mr. Deeds Goes to Town” (1936) Gary Cooper. (CC) (:15) ›››› “Friendly Persuasion” (1956, Drama) Gary Cooper, Dorothy McGuire. (CC) (:45) ››› “Along Came Jones” (1945, Western) Gary Cooper. (CC) ›› “Task Force” (1949, Adventure) Gary Cooper, Jane Wyatt. (CC) “Top Hat” (TLC) Hard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidencePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) ›››› “The Wizard of Oz” (1939) (:15) ›››› “The Wizard of Oz” (1939) ››› “Shrek 2” (2004, Comedy) (CC) (:25) ››› “True Lies” (1994) Arnold Schwarzenegger. Bait CarLaw & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) MovieTower PrepKing/HillKing/HillBoonBoonFullmetalKekBleachBleachCowboyCowboyShellShellFullmetalKekInuyashaInuyashaTom & Jerry (TRAV) Pasta ParadiseCarniCarniWhen VacationsWhen VacationsWorldWhen VacationsWhen VacationsWorldCarniCarniPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Most ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...HurtsHurtsForensicForensicMurder by, BookMurder-BookEvidEvidForensicForensicPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) GriffithGriffithM*A*S*HM*A*S*HRayRayRayRayRayRayHot in ClevelandRoseRoseRoseNannyNannyHome ImHome Im3’s Co.3’s Co.3’s Co.RoseRose (USA)

“Titanic” (1997) Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet. A woman falls for an artist aboard the ill-fated ship. (CC) Psych Polar bear’s innocence. (CC) Action Sports

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PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) “Transformers” ›› “The Book of Eli” (2010) ‘R’ (CC) Ricky Gervais24/7 PenguinsInside ›› “The Book of Eli” (2010) ‘R’ (CC) Taxicab Conf. ››› “Public Enemies” (2009) Johnny Depp. ›› “Australia” (MAX) “Jennifer’s Body” ›› “Indecent Proposal” (1993) ‘R’ › “Couples Retreat” (2009)