By Jacqueline Cutler © Zap2it
Seaside Heights was the quintessential New Jersey beach town; a little down at its heels, featuring a boardwalk with oldfashioned rides, fried Oreos and tattooed people in bikinis. Then MTV came along and it became the vortex of the wild world of “Jersey Shore.”
That all ends Thursday, Dec. 20, when MTV airs the final episode, then a live reunion show. The show was shot long before Sandy devastated the town, shattering the boardwalk and leaving the roller coaster in the Atlantic Ocean.
MTV has held a “Restore the Shore” special, featuring the cast, that has raised over $1 million. Donations can still be made. (For more information, go to www.mtv.com/specials/restorethe-shore/)
Before Sandy meant more to New Jersey than a Springsteen song, the breakout personalities and executive producer of “Jersey Shore” spoke separately with Zap2it, reflecting on the series.
From the beginning, producer SallyAnn Salsano was behind the camera and close to the roommates. She knew the life, having spent her summers at the Jersey Shore. Salsano recalls meeting with Seaside Heights officials before anyone knew what GTL (gym, tan, laundry) was.
“A lot of towns in Jersey wouldn’t let us in and Seaside Heights allowed us with open arms,” Salsano says. “At the time it was struggling. It was either really going to help them or hurt them. I can’t promise the show will be a hit but my goal is to do a show that is kind of a dramedy with very lovable people and only highlight the town as a place where you want to come with your family and kids. It is such a pretty little place. That is my intention. What happens when
I put the eight people in the house, I cannot tell you.”
What happened, of course, were the pouf, the bacchanalian nights and the spawning of unlikely careers — a result of audiences connecting with Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, DJ Pauly D DelVecchio, Jennifer “JWOWW” Farley and Vinny Guadagnino.
Q: Why do you think the show became such a phenomenon?
Snooki: Because people weren’t expecting us to do what we want and say what we want and saying things people would not normally say and is on our minds. The fact that we didn’t really care is why. And we are so relatable. Even with doing something stupid and waking up and having been drunk. I think everybody goes through that.
Q: What is it like living at the house?
The Situation: You have no phone, no Internet, no TV. You are almost concentrating on the human element.
Vinny: It was fun. It was crazy living with the same people 24 hours a day for two months straight. There was no escape, no TV, no cellphone, no radio, no music, no sounds. All you could do is talk to each other for two months straight. In a way that sucks but in another way it is a cool life experience where you have to go back to the stone age and find things to do to keep busy.
Q: What are the biggest misconceptions people have about all of you?
Vinny: That I am not educated, that I can’t speak on anything else that requires a brain, like the only thing I can speak on is “Jersey Shore”-related, and that is my whole world and nothing else — no politics, philosophy and education. I am actually better at that stuff.
JWOWW: In general, that we are all very uneducated, very narcissistic and only believe in looking good and being fit, and
(are) shallow human beings. And really I feel like we are all normal 20-year-olds and 30-year-olds and took an amazing opportunity anyone would. Though it was for the summer and in the public eye, people say, ‘You shouldn’t be taking off the summer and
having a good time.’ ‘You must not care about work or college.’ Four of us went back to college when it started.
Q: What were some of your favorite times?
Pauly D: I really enjoyed the whole experience. It was an adventure for me living with strangers for the first time. I had never lived with anyone other than family. Now they are my lifelong friends. We went to Italy. That was amazing.
Q: Any regrets?
JWOWW: No — only in Season 1 I had god-awful hair. I did not have a keratin treatment. I did not know what a keratin treatment was. I had extensions that did not match up with my hair.
Q: Are you embarrassed over anything from the show?
Snooki: Not really. Going into it we knew that cameras were going to follow us so we had to have that mentality that people are going to see us. We knew. We all wanted to be on TV and on reality, and we knew there would be drama and crazy situations.
Q: What won’t you miss?
JWOWW: How gross the house gets after a while. Typical shore house, party house, and nothing is so clean by the end.
Q: Fondest memories?
Pauly D: It was something that I am going to take with me for the rest of my life and I hope the world does, too. You don’t expect a reality show to make an impact on things. There were so many things. They have Halloween costumes, DVDs, T-shirts, and I hope people do remember that.
ACROSS
1. “Cold __”
47. Rex or Donna
48. First name for a daredevil DOWN
1. Actor on “Partners” (2)
2. Actress Ortiz
3. Swoosie’s initials
4. “Made for __ Other”; 1939 James Stewart film
5. “Star __”
6. “__ Honey, I’m Home” (1991-92)
7. Title for 99 and 86 on “Get Smart”: abbr.
8. Georgia King’s series (3)
9. Mischievous girl of old cartoons
11. Powder
14. Urich’s initials
15. Monogram for Clapton
18. Nathan Fillion’s series
19. “__ Street”
22. __ ball; arcade game
24. Nighttime host
29. Sherman Hemsley sitcom
31. Votes from those opposed
34. Actor Jack
35. “Pan __” (2011-12)
36. “__ the House”
37. “Nick at __”; Nickelodeon programming
40. “Our Miss Brooks” star
42. Fragrance line popular with teen boys
44. Suffix for train or honor
46. Ms. Verdugo’s initials
Sunday
8:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4 An upgrade of the TJ’s tires, drive line, and suspension.
12:00 p.m. + Action Sports From Breckenridge, Colo. (Live)
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8:00 a.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Tour From Phoenix.
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited
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Tuesday
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Tour From Phoenix.
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Tour From Phoenix.
Friday
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Tour
11:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Tour
Saturday
8:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4
Checking out rigs at the East Coast’s premier Suzuki Event.
Sunday
8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV
Building a street able, LSX race engine.
9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks! How to rebuild a starter; the process of making whitewalls.
9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar The 1974 Dodge Dart has one more look for the final details.
Thursday
3:00 p.m. (MSC) HDRA Off-Road Racing Series: Riot on the River. (Taped)
Saturday
8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV Testing aftermarket parts for value on the dyno.
9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks! This budget engine clean can help you make more money.
9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar Doit-yourself projects that the guys were emailed about.
Thursday
11:00 a.m. (MSC) The Game 365
Sunday
1:00 p.m. (MSC) Women’s College
Tennessee at Texas. (Live)
1:00 a.m. (MSC) Louisville at Memphis.
3:00 a.m. (MSC) Women’s College Tennessee at Texas.
4:30 a.m. (HBO) Battle for Tobacco Road: Duke vs. Carolina A history of the college basketball rivalry features interviews with Dean Smith, Mike Krzyzewski, Michael Jordan, James Worthy, Charlie Scott, Grant Hill, Johnny Dawkins and Christian Laettner.
Monday
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Orlando Magic. From Amway Center in Orlando, Fla. (Live)
8:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
9:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Orlando Magic. From Amway Center in Orlando, Fla.
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
Tuesday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Orlando Magic. From Amway Center in Orlando, Fla.
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Orlando Magic. From Amway Center in Orlando, Fla.
1:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Richmond at Kansas. (Live)
(MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Miami Heat. From the AmericanAirlines Arena in Miami. (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Women’s College Tennessee at Baylor. (Live)
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9:00 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Coast to Coast Live look-ins to games across the league, plus highlights, analysis and NBA news and information. (Live)
(MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
(MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Miami Heat. From the AmericanAirlines Arena in Miami.
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly Wednesday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Miami Heat. From the AmericanAirlines Arena in Miami.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Miami Heat. From the AmericanAirlines Arena in Miami.
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Appalachian State at South Carolina. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Brooklyn Nets at New York Knicks. From Madison Square Garden in New York. (Live) (ESPN2) Xavier at Cincinnati. (Live)
(MSC) Wolves Weekly
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Women’s College Stanford at South Carolina. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) North Carolina at Texas. (Live)
8:30 p.m. (ESPN) Milwaukee Bucks at Memphis Grizzlies. From the FedEx Forum in Memphis, Tenn. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Brooklyn Nets at New York Knicks. From Madison Square Garden in New York.
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Milwaukee
Bucks at Memphis Grizzlies. From the FedEx Forum in Memphis, Tenn. (Same-day Tape)
Thursday
6:00 p.m. (TNT) Oklahoma City Thunder at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis. (Live)
8:30 p.m. (TNT) Miami Heat at Dallas Mavericks. From American Airlines Center in Dallas. (Live)
11:00 p.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)
Friday
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Florida Atlantic at Indiana. (Live)
(MSC) Western Carolina at Tennessee. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) BYU at Baylor. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
(MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith
Saturday
11:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Gotham Classic — Syracuse vs. Temple. From New York. (Live)
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
12:30 p.m. (MSC) USC at Georgia. (Live)
1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Texas at Michigan State. (Live)
2:30 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith
3:00 p.m. _ Kansas at Ohio State. (Live)
(ESPN2) Marshall at Kentucky.
(Live)
(MSC) The Citadel at Georgia Tech. (Live)
introducing
11:30 a.m. (HBO) 2 Days: Andre Ward Following Andre Ward in the 48 hours leading up to his bout.
12:30 p.m. (SHOW) All Access
Monday
4:00 p.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley
10:55 p.m. (HBO) Jorge Arce vs. Nonito Donaire, Junior Featherweights. Jorge Arce takes on Nonito Donaire in a 12-round junior featherweight bout from Houston.
1:55 a.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley
Wednesday
11:30 a.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley
Thursday
1:30 p.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley
7:30 p.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley
Where sellers and buyers connect Sellers
(MSC) Vikings Game Plan
11:00 a.m. _ The NFL Today Host James Brown; with Boomer Esiason, Dan Marino, Shannon Sharpe and Bill Cowher. (Live)
) / FOX NFL Sunday (Live)
(MSC) Vikings Country With Jared Allen
12:00 p.m. _ Denver Broncos at Baltimore Ravens. From M&T Bank Stadium in Baltimore. (Live)
) / Regional Coverage. Washington Redskins at Cleveland Browns or Minnesota Vikings at St. Louis Rams or Green Bay Packers at Chicago Bears or New York Giants at Atlanta Falcons or Tampa Bay Buccaneers at New Orleans Saints. (Live)
3:00 p.m. _ Pittsburgh Steelers at Dallas Cowboys. From Cowboys Stadium in Arlington, Texas. (Live)
) / FOX NFL Postgame
(Live)
3:30 p.m. ) FOX 9 Post-Game
4:00 p.m. ) FOX 9 Primetime Postgame
6:00 p.m. + Football Night in America Bob Costas and others recap the day’s NFL highlights.
(Live)
7:20 p.m. + San Francisco 49ers at New England Patriots. From Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, Mass. (Live)
Monday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime
Trey Wingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)
4:30 p.m. (HBO) Namath The life and career of football player Joe Namath.
5:30 p.m. (ESPN) Monday Night
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Fox College Football Preview Show
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Super Bowl Highlights From Feb. 5, 2012.
Thursday
8:30 a.m. (MSC) Fox College Football Preview Show
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Audibles A rotating cast of analysts answers fan-generated questions. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl — BYU vs. San Diego State. From San Diego. (Live)
8:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL’s Greatest Games From Feb. 1, 2009.
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live (Live)
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl — BYU vs. San Diego State. From San Diego.
Friday
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)
6:30 p.m. (ESPN) Beef ’O’ Brady’s Bowl St. Petersburg — Ball State vs. Central Florida. From St. Petersburg, Fla. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Kickoff
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
12:10 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
12:30 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Illinois vs. Missouri. From St. Louis. (Live)
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith
6:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Chicago Bulls at Atlanta Hawks. From Philips Arena in Atlanta. (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Florida at Kansas State. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Western Carolina at Tennessee.
Sunday
8:00 a.m. (HBO) Jorge Arce vs. Nonito Donaire, Junior Featherweights. Jorge Arce takes on Nonito Donaire in a 12-round junior featherweight bout from Houston.
9:00 a.m. (SHOW) Amir Khan vs. Carlos Molina. Amir Khan takes on Carlos Molina in the co-main event. Also: Deontay Wilder vs. Kelvin Price.
11:00 a.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley
Saturday
11:00 a.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley
3:00 p.m. + Fight Night. From Bethlehem, Pa. (Live)
Sunday
7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) The Herbies: College Football 2012 Pre-Bowl Season Special (SHOW) Inside the NFL
7:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Matchup
9:00 a.m. (ESPN) Sunday NFL Countdown (Live)
10:00 a.m. + Vikings GamePlan
Vikings radio Play-by-Play man Paul Allen gives viewers an inside look at what to expect in the upcoming game.
(ESPN2) Fantasy Football Now Host Robert Flores and analysts Matthew Berry, Tim Hasselbeck, Stephania Bell and Sara Walsh.
(Live)
/ Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare
team access.
Countdown With host Chris Berman and analysts Mike Ditka, Tom Jackson, Keyshawn Johnson, Cris Carter, Chris Mortensen, Stuart Scott, Adam Schefter and Steve Young. (Live)
7:30 p.m. (ESPN) New York Jets at Tennessee Titans. From LP Field in Nashville, Tenn. (Live)
10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live
11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Films Presents
12:00 a.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime
Trey Wingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge.
4:30 a.m. (HBO) Namath The life and career of football player Joe Namath.
Tuesday
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime
Trey Wingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge.
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) Mike and Mike’s Best of the NFL Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic discuss NFL action from the previous week’s games.
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Mike and Mike’s Best of the NFL Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic discuss NFL action from the previous week’s games.
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Wednesday
10:00 a.m. (HBO) Namath The life and career of football player Joe Namath.
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live) (ESPN2) NFL Films Presents
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)
8:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
10:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Beef ’O’ Brady’s Bowl St. Petersburg — Ball State vs. Central Florida. From St. Petersburg, Fla.
4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
5:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL’s Greatest Games From Jan. 17, 1999.
Saturday
7:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
11:00 a.m. (ESPN) R&L Carriers New Orleans Bowl — East Carolina vs. Louisiana-Lafayette. From New Orleans. (Live)
12:00 p.m. + Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
1:00 p.m. + Notre Dame Year in Review Special
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) Maaco Bowl Las Vegas — Boise State vs. Washington. From Las Vegas. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Monday Night Countdown With host Chris Berman and analysts Mike Ditka, Tom Jackson, Keyshawn Johnson, Cris Carter, Chris Mortensen, Stuart Scott, Adam Schefter and Steve Young. (Live) (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
7:30 p.m. (ESPN) Atlanta Falcons at Detroit Lions. From Ford Field in Detroit. (Live)
1:33 a.m. + Vikings GamePlan Vikings radio Play-by-Play man Paul Allen gives viewers an inside look at what to expect in the upcoming game.
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Matchup
2:30 a.m. (ESPN) Maaco Bowl Las Vegas — Boise State vs. Washington. From Las Vegas.
4:00 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
4:30 a.m. (MSC) Vikings Country With Jared Allen
5:30 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Matchup
Sunday
8:30 a.m. (GOLF) Royal Trophy, Final Day. From Brunei. (Same-day Tape)
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Iskandar Johor Open, Final Round. From Malaysia.
2:00 p.m. + PNC Father/Son Challenge, Final Round. From Ritz-Carlton Golf Club in Orlando, Fla. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) PNC Father/Son Challenge, Day 1. (Taped)
7:30 p.m. (GOLF) PNC Father/Son Challenge, Day 2. (Taped)
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Wendy’s Three Tour Challenge. From Las Vegas.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Monday
6:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
6:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
7:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Fitness
The different developmental milestones of junior golfers.
7:30 a.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
The filthy five of the short game and how to eliminate them; Seve Ballesteros.
8:30 a.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
The difference between short game and long game tempo.
9:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy Greg Norman goes over the fundamentals for a successful golf swing.
9:30 a.m. (GOLF) Asia-Pacific Panasonic Open Highlights Masanori Kobayashi.
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) World Club Championship Highlights Diamante.
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) PNC Father/Son Challenge, Day 2.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Top 10
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Year End Review
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Ryder Cup Highlights Europe.
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) PGA Year in Review
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
Greenbrier
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Top 10
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Year End Review
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Greenbrier
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Challenge Series Highlights
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Challenge Series Highlights
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special Tuesday
6:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
6:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
7:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Fitness
Workouts to maximize rotational power.
7:30 a.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
Greatest short game instructors share teaching tips.
8:30 a.m. (GOLF) School of Golf Favorite drills for driving power and accuracy; breakdown of Rory McIlroy’s swing.
9:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy Greg Norman reveals the secrets behind his short game.
9:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy Short game tips from Annika Sorenstam.
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Challenge Tour Grand Final Highlights Espen Kofstad.
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) USGA Championship Season
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Fitness Red cord and suspension training.
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Fitness Mark Wilson shares tips for taking workouts on the road.
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) PGA Year in Review
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Greenbrier Strategy and skill are paramount for the final four.
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Greenbrier
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Greenbrier Strategy and skill are paramount for the final four.
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Greenbrier
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Greenbrier
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Greenbrier
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Greenbrier
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Greenbrier
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special Wednesday
6:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
6:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
7:00 a.m. (GOLF) PGA Year in Review
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Fitness Red cord and suspension training.
8:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Fitness Mark Wilson shares tips for taking workouts on the road.
9:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Greenbrier
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy
10:30 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Greenbrier
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Year End Review
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) European Tour Q-School Highlights
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) World Club Championship Highlights Diamante.
(MSC) Golf Life ’12
4:30 p.m. (GOLF) Top 10
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Suzann Pro Challenge. From Oslo, Norway.
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special Thursday
6:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
6:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
7:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Atlantis The competition is turned upside down by a major twist.
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Atlantis The pressure of competition takes its toll on the remaining players.
9:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Atlantis Slow play penalizes competitors in an immunity challenge.
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Atlantis A twist in the points race and
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) AT&T National, Final Round. From Congressional Country Club in Bethesda, Md.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special Friday
6:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
6:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
7:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Greenbrier A player’s quirky ways start to wear on the others.
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Greenbrier Another twist threatens to eliminate one of the season’s most colorful characters.
9:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Greenbrier A pressure-filled team competition results in friction between competitors.
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Greenbrier Negotiating the infamous flop wall.
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special Saturday
7:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Fitness A variety of fitness and nutritional tips.
7:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Fitness
Adam Scott reveals the routine he uses to increase power.
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Fitness Quick at-home exercise workout.
8:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Fitness
Jason Zuback, a five-time World Long Drive champion, shares his tips for developing power.
9:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Fitness Ways proper nutrition and a healthy lifestyle can improve your golf game.
9:30 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Junior Invitational, Day One. From Sage Valley Golf Club in Graniteville, S.C.
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) 2012 U.S. Open Golf Championship Final Round. From the Olympic Club in San Francisco. (Taped)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship, Final Round. From Charlotte, N.C.
9:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Wells Fargo Championship, Final Round. From Charlotte, N.C.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
HOCKEY
Wednesday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live
Saturday 6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live) 9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)
MARTIAL ARTS
Sunday
9:00 p.m. (MSC) The Best of Pride
Monday
3:00 p.m. (MSC) The Best of Pride
Tuesday
2
a surprise guest complicate the competition.
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Atlantis One choice threatens to move the competition in a new direction.
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Golf Life ’12
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Atlantis
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Atlantis The 100-point mark is squarely in the sights of one competitor.
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Atlantis The competitors try to win a bye into the Championship.
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Atlantis Familiar faces return and the last remaining spot in the Championship Match is filled.
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Atlantis The champion is crowned.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) AT&T National, Final Round. From Congressional Country Club in Bethesda, Md.
9:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Greenbrier Players come face to face with elimination right from the start.
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Greenbrier
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Greenbrier A golf-inspired spin on an old hoops classic.
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Greenbrier Strategy and skill are paramount for the final four.
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Greenbrier
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Greenbrier
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Honda Classic, Final Round. From Palm Beach Gardens, Fla.
9:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Honda Classic, Final Round. From Palm Beach Gardens, Fla.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
Wednesday
3:30 p.m. (MSC) XTERRA Adventures
Thursday
12:00 p.m. (MSC) World Wild Adventures
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Babe Winkelman’s Outdoor Secrets
1:00 p.m. (MSC) North American Hunter
1:30 p.m. (MSC) Woods N’ Water Hosts Peter Fiduccia and Chris Dalti take viewers on informative outdoor big game hunting adventures across North America.
2:00 p.m. (MSC) XTERRA Adventures
2:30 p.m. (MSC) Game Time ’12
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Rooster Tales 12
Friday
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Waters and Woods
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors
Saturday
6:00 a.m. (MSC) World Wild Adventures
6:30 a.m. (MSC) Babe Winkelman’s Outdoor Secrets
7:00 a.m. (MSC) North American Hunter
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Woods N’ Water
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Waters and Woods
9:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors
6:30 p.m. + Minnesota Bound
Sunday
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show Highlighting the best Premiership action of the week.
Monday
10:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show Highlighting the best Premiership action of the week.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) English Premier League Soccer (Taped)
1:55 p.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Reading FC vs Arsenal FC. From Madejski Stadium in Reading, Berkshire, England. (Live)
Tuesday
10:30 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider
11:00 p.m. (MSC) The Best of Pride
Wednesday 8:30 p.m. (MSC) UFC Ultimate Insider Behind-the-scenes of the Ultimate Fighting Championship.
Thursday
Friday 2:00 p.m. (MSC) The Best of Pride 1:30 a.m. (MSC) The Best of
MOTORCYCLE RACING
Saturday
2:00 p.m. _ FIM World Championship Preview Show OUTDOORS
Sunday
a.m. (MSC) Jason Mitchell
2:00 p.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show Highlighting the best Premiership action of the week.
Friday
3:00 p.m. (MSC) English Premier League Review Show
Saturday
6:30 a.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Wigan Athletic FC vs Arsenal FC. From DW Stadium in Wigan, Greater Manchester, England. (Live)
Sunday
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Champions Series: Chicago. McEnroe vs. Sampras. (Taped)
Thursday
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Champions Series: Chicago. McEnroe vs. Sampras.
Sunday
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.
Thursday
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.
Saturday
2:00 p.m. + Snowboarding U.S. Snowboardcross Cup. From Telluride, Colo. (Taped)
Casper Van Dien, Richard Burgi. Premiere. (S)
(A&E)
››› “Top Gun” (1986, Adventure) Tom Cruise, Kelly McGillis. (CC)
››› “The Perfect Storm” (2000, Suspense) George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg. (CC)
››› “The Shawshank Redemption” (1994, Drama) Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton. (CC) (:45) ››› “A Time to Kill” (1996) Sandra Bullock, Samuel L. Jackson. A lawyer’s defense of a black man arouses the Klan’s ire. (CC) Storage Wars Storage Wars (AMC) Mad Men Betty visits her father.
››› “Roman Holiday” (1953) Gregory Peck. A princess runs off with a U.S. newsman in Rome. (:45)
›››› “White Christmas” (1954) Bing Crosby. Four entertainers try to save an innkeeper from ruin. (CC)
›› “All I Want for Christmas” (1991) Ethan Randall, Thora Birch. (CC)
››› “The Princess Bride” (1987) Cary Elwes, Robin Wright. (CC) ›› “Prancer” (1989) Sam Elliott, Rebecca Harrell. (CC) (AP)
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(FNC) FOX and Friends Sunday (N) News HQHousecall (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Journal Editorial FOX News America’s News Headquarters (N) FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace
(FSN) PaidPaidPaidNo.1OutDue OutRooster VikingsVikingsVikingsHorse.Griot’sAutoWomen’s College Basketball XTERRAGameTennis Champions Series: Chicago. (FX) SmarterSmarter ››› “The Simpsons Movie” (2007) ›› “Pineapple Express” (2008) Seth Rogen. ››› “Tropic Thunder” (2008) Ben Stiller. ›› “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” (2009) Hugh Jackman. ››› “Salt” (GOLF) (5:00) European PGA Tour Golf Alfred Dunhill Championship, Final Round. From South Africa. Golf Royal Trophy, Final Day. From Brunei. (N Same-day Tape) Golf Iskandar Johor Open, Final Round. From Malaysia. Golf Central Golf (HGTV) IncomeIncomeIncomeIncomeIncomeIncomeIncomeIncomeProperty BrothersLove It or List ItHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersAbroadAbroadAbroadHuntersHunt Intl (HIST) Ancient AliensAncient AliensAncient Aliens “The Evidence” (CC) Ancient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient Aliens (LIFE) In Touch SchullerJereOsteenPaidChrisChris“Christmas at Water’s Edge” (2004) › “The Perfect Holiday” (2007) (CC) ››› “His and Her Christmas” (2005) “All About Christmas Eve” (2012) (CC) (NBCSN) Hunter3-GunWhitetail WildDobbsParkerPrimalAlaskaOutd’rHunterQuestsWild SkyFLW Outdoors (N) B. DanceFishingGame Adventure SportsTBAFormulaRacerTVMotorsports Hour (NICK) ParentsParentsPowerTurtlesSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.MarvinVictoSponge.Sponge.WinxSponge.Sponge.Sponge.T.U.F.F.ParentsiCarly (S) VictoVictoMarvinSponge.Sponge. (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidXtremeHorse.Trucks!MuscleTattooTattooTattoo(:42) ››› “A Bronx Tale” (1993, Drama) Robert De Niro. (S) ›››› “GoodFellas” (1990) Robert De Niro. (S) (SYFY) DefrostPaidPaidCook Syfy 20th Anniversary Special “An American Werewolf in London”“Wes Craven Presents Dracula II” ›› “Daybreakers” (2009) (CC) ››› “Stake Land” (2010) (CC) (TBN) PurvisThe PhillipsTouchFranklinJereRhemaWinningMiracleRedeemLoveIn TouchPowerWrittenConleyHoly King IsFranklinJ. HageeMarriagePrinceG. JakesJ. Meyer (TBS) Home Improve. Home Improve. Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Wedding Band “We Are Family”
›› “Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married Too?” (2010) Tyler Perry, Sharon Leal. (CC) (DVS)
›› “The Heartbreak Kid” (2007) Ben Stiller, Michelle Monaghan. (CC) (:45) › “Rush Hour 3” (2007, Action) Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker. (CC) ›› “Bad Boys II” (2003, Action) Martin Lawrence. (CC) (TCM) “George Washington Slept Here”
›› “It Happened on 5th Avenue” (1947) Don DeFore, Ann Harding. (CC)
››› “The Shop Around the Corner” (1940) Margaret Sullavan. (CC) (DVS)
›› “The Iron Petticoat” (1956, Comedy) Bob Hope, Katharine Hepburn.
››› “Wait Until Dark” (1967) Audrey Hepburn, Alan Arkin. (CC)
››› “Light in the Piazza” (1962) Olivia de Havilland, Rossano Brazzi. (CC)
›› “The Santa Clause 2” (2002) (CC)
›› “The Santa Clause 2” (2002) (CC) 30 RockFunny VideosBloopers
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(HBO) “Hard Times” (:25) ››› “Shrek 2” (2004) Voices of Mike Myers. ‘PG’
Boxing Jorge Arce vs. Nonito Donaire, Junior Featherweights. (S) (CC)
Fight Game (:45) ›› “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island” (2012) Dwayne Johnson. ‘PG’
(:45) ›››› “Titanic” (1997, Historical Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio. A woman falls for an artist aboard the ill-fated ship. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
› “New Year’s Eve” (2011) (CC) (MAX)
›› “Legal Eagles” (1986, ComedyDrama) Robert Redford. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
››› “Bridesmaids” (2011, Comedy) Kristen Wiig, Rose Byrne. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:10) › “The Sitter” (2011) Jonah Hill. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›››› “Alien” (1979, Science Fiction) Tom Skerritt. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›››› “Aliens” (1986) Sigourney Weaver. Space Marines battle an army of deadly monsters. (3:50) ››› “Alien 3” (1992) Sigourney Weaver. ‘R’ “Alien Res.” (SHOW) (5:00) ›› “Red” (2010) Bruce Willis. Inside the NFL (S) (CC) Jim Rome on Showtime Boxing Amir Khan vs. Carlos Molina. Amir Khan takes on Carlos Molina in the co-main event. Also: Deontay Wilder vs. Kelvin Price.
› “Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil” (2011) (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
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› “Loosies” (2011) Peter Facinelli. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Steel Dawn” (1987) Patrick Swayze. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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(:45) › “Jack” (1996, Fantasy) Robin Williams. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’
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(:45) ›› “Bodyguards and Assassins” (2009, Action) Donnie Yen. (Subtitled-English) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:05) “Merantau” (2009, Action) Christine Hakim. (Subtitled-English) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Against the Ropes” (2004) (S)
›› “Fightville” (2011, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ››› “The Help” (2011) Viola Davis. An aspiring writer captures the experiences of black women. Untold History of the United States (TMC)
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›› “The Unholy Three” (1925, Horror) Lon Chaney, Mae Busch.
››› “Il Posto” (1961) Sandro Panzeri, Loredana Detto. (:45) ››› “Man’s Favorite Sport?” (1964, Comedy) Rock Hudson, Paula Prentiss. (CC)
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››› “Compulsion” (1959) Orson Welles. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Love in the Time of Cholera”
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Homeland Carrie needs to decide. Dave’s Old Porn Katt Williams: Kattpacalypse (CC) Shaquille O’Neal: Comedy (:45) ››› “Meek’s Cutoff” (2010) Michelle Williams. ‘PG’ (TMC) (5:00) “Against the Ropes” (2004) (S) › “Loosies” (2011) Peter Facinelli. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
› “Twisted” (2004) Ashley Judd. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) “The Seduction of Misty Mundae” (2004) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:40) ››› “Farewell My Concubine” (1993, Drama) Leslie Cheung, Gong Li. Premiere. (Subtitled-English) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:35) “Dead Man Running” (2009) Danny Dyer. ‘R’ (CC)
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BY KATE O’HARE
“The Book Club,” youtu. be/jcL-kFLkFTQ
This wildly imaginative Web original stars Danny Pudi of the NBC comedy “Community” and Parvesh Cheena (“Outsourced) as two of four guy friends who decide to cross the gender boundary and set up a book club. But an afternoon of literary discussion takes a turn when simply reading a book instead becomes living a book (ninjas included). The link above is to the official trailer.
NBC has decided that its comedy “Community” – about a study group composed of adult misfits in an equally off-kilter community college – won’t return to the airwaves until Feb. 7. Each year, the show films special Halloween and Christmas-themed episodes, which now won’t be seen until midwinter or even spring.
But, in the meantime, the denizens of Greendale take a break on the show’s sets at Paramount Studios in Hollywood to share their personal holiday traditions and/ or favorite foods.
Jim Rash (Dean Pelton; also a voice talent in the animated “Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated”; Academy Award winner for co-writing the screenplay for the George Clooney movie “The Descendants”): “We used to make gingerbread houses (growing up in North Carolina). It’s a sugar nightmare. I remember doing it with a bunch of kids in the neighborhood, like Easter eggs.”
As to what might happen if he made one for the “Community” cast, Rash says, “We’d eat the crap out of that thing, except for Joel McHale, unless it was his cheat day.”
Yvette Nicole Brown (Shirley Bennett; also voice talent in the animated “Pound Puppies”): “Peppermint bark. It’s white chocolate with peppermint. It’s only around from late November to the end of December, and I can only find it at Starbucks. I look forward to that every year. I’m buying it in bulk this year. It’s minty and chocolaty and delicious.”
Danny Pudi (Abed Nadir; also in the Web series “The Book Club”): “We celebrate a traditional Polish
Christmas in my household. You don’t eat meat in a Polish Christmas. It’s Wigilia, that’s the name of the meal. It’s a collection of fish dishes, but it starts with my favorite food to eat over all holidays, and it’s barszcz, which is just a red-beet soup, warm red-beet soup. My mom will do it with homemade pierogies stuffed with mushrooms and sauerkraut. She’ll make these little things, uszka, and you put one of those Polish dumplings inside the red barszcz. “But that, with barszcz, immediately takes me back to being a child. It’s something that I love dearly, and I’ve always loved.”
Pudi’s also a new parent, having had fraternal twins – son James and daughter Fiona – with wife Bridget last January. As to whether if he’s going to buy “baby’s first Christmas” ornaments, Pudi says, “Probably, yeah. My wife still has on our Christmas tree every single one of her ornaments that she got – she got an ornament every year of her life, from her parents.
“It’s fun to look back at. Maybe we’ll force that tradition on our children, because that’s what we do, right?”
Gillian Jacobs (Britta Perry): “Movie on Thanksgiving; movie on Christmas – like any red-blooded American.”
Joel McHale (Jeff Winger; also host of E!’s “The Soup”; recurring role on “Sons of Anarchy”): Famous for his droll, bullet-point answers, McHale names “peanut brittle” as his favorite food, and “skinning the Christmas possum” as his favorite holiday tradition. As for what he’ll be doing on Christmas Eve, McHale says, “I don’t know. I don’t remember what I did last year.”
“The 4 to 9ers,” www.hulu. com/the-4-to-9ers
Director James Widdoes (“Two and a Half Men”) and Tim O’Donnell (“Growing Pains”) write, produce and direct this teen sitcom, branded by Subway. Ashton Moio (“Dexter”) stars as a high-schooler who goes to work as a “sandwich artist,” where he meets an unusual coworker (Moses Jacob Storm), a mall cop (David H. Lawrence XVII) and a pretty girl (Galadriel Stineman) who works at a kiosk. In the first episode, the Subway even features its own “gossip girls.”
“Dinosaur Office,” dinosauroffice.com
If you think your workplace is full of strange creatures, welcome to this animated world in which prehistoric creatures navigate the ordinary problems of cubicle life, such as going on a coffee run, dressing up for Halloween, coping with a new boss, hearing about a buyout and dealing with reports of an onrushing asteroid. Rawr!
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››› “50/50” (2011) Joseph Gordon-Levitt. ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints” (2006) Robert Downey Jr.
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(:20) › “The Scarlet Letter” (1995) Demi Moore. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) “The First Time” (2009) Devon Werkheiser. ‘R’ (CC)
(:35) ›››› “Lenny” (1974) Dustin Hoffman. ‘R’ (SHOW) (5:00) “The Three Musketeers” (CC) Homeland Carrie needs to decide. Inside the NFL (N) (S) (CC) Jim Rome on Showtime (N) Inside the NFL (S) (CC) Jim Rome on Showtime Dexter Dexter must protect himself. (S) ››› “Perfect Sense” (2011) Ewan McGregor. ‘R’ (:35) ›› “4:44 Last Day on Earth” (2011) Willem Dafoe. ›› “The Fighting Temptations” (2003) Cuba Gooding Jr. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:25) “Far Cry” (2008) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(BRAVO) Real HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesHousewives/Atl.Real HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesPaidPaidPaidPaidReal Housewives (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportCar CrashApocalypse 2012American GreedMad MoneyApocalypse 2012American GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) ColbertDailyFturamaTosh.0Tosh.0The Comedy Central RoastDailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0DailyColbert ›› “Scary Movie 4” (2006) (CC) SunnyHalf PaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Property Wars (S) Property Wars (S) AuctionAuctionTexas Car WarsAuctionAuctionTexas Car WarsProperty Wars (S) Property Wars (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) Shake ItAustin“Nightmare-Christmas”Good Good PhineasANT JessieWizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood Good WizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasGaspard Jungle (E!) E! News (N) SoupLove Miss Universe ChelseaE! News ChelseaCelebrity Oops: ChelseaSoupIce-CocoIce-CocoPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) SportCtrFootballCollege Football: San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) College Football SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) Audibles (N) (Live) ProFILE: 60 (N) ProFILE: 60 (N) ProFILE: 60 (N) NFL’s Greatest Games From Feb. 1, 2009. SportsCenter Sport Science NFL Live (N) (Live) (CC) SportsNation (CC) NFL Live (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)
(EWTN) Daily MassWorld Over LiveChristRosaryLife on the RockCollin RayeDaily MassWorld Over LiveLady AngelsJoy of MusicThreshold of HopeSistersUniv. Concert 2012Choices
(FAM) ›› “Disney’s A Christmas Carol”“National Lamp. Christmas” The 700 Club (S) ›› “A Very Brady Christmas” (1988) PaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerNopalea
(FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N)
Jail (S) Jail (N) iMPACT Wrestling (S) (CC) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) ››› “Enter the Dragon” (1973) Bruce Lee. (S) EntouEntouWays Knife Knife PaidPaid (SYFY) Haven “Reunion” “The 12 Disasters of Christmas” (2012) ›› “Ice Quake” (2010) Brendan Fehr. Countdown to Doomsday (S) (CC) 2012: Startling New Secrets (CC) ›› “2012: Supernova” (2009) PaidPaid (TBN) 10ComnPottersBehindOsteenPrinceHillsong ››› “King of Kings” (1961) Jeffrey Hunter, Robert Ryan. Trinity CrefloThe Christmas Box Annie Moses Midnight Clear Simple kindness. Wom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy “Road to the North Pole” Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) Name Is Earl Name Is Earl Paid Program Paid Program ›› “Call Me Claus” (2001) Whoopi Goldberg, Nigel Hawthorne. (CC) (DVS) MarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) ›› “Ten Cents a Dance” ››› “Holiday Affair” (1949) Robert Mitchum. (CC) ›› “The Lemon Drop Kid” (1951) Bob Hope. (:15) ››› “Bachelor Mother” (1939) (CC) (:45) ›› “Never Say Goodbye” (1946) Errol Flynn, Eleanor Parker. (CC) (:45) › “Tenth Avenue Angel” (1948) Margaret O’Brien. (:15) ››› “Diner” (1982, Comedy-Drama) Steve Guttenberg, Mickey Rourke, Kevin Bacon. (CC) MGM Parade (TLC) Top 10 Weddings Sin City Rules (S) Four Weddings (N) The Big DayFour Weddings (S) The Big DaySin City Rules (S) Top 10 Weddings PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPeoplePeople (TNT) NBA Basketball: Thunder at Timberwolves NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Dallas Mavericks. Inside the NBA (N) Cold Case (CC) Perception “Light” The Closer (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel “The Price” Smallville (CC) (TOON) AdvenAnnoyMADRegularKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilDelocateSquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyAlmost (TRAV) Overboard BoatsMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumThe Dead FilesMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumThe Dead FilesMysteries-MuseumPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC)
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King of Queens Cleveland Cleveland ’70s Show ’70s Show Roseanne (S)
Roseanne (S) Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Rule FiftyOne” (S) (CC) NCIS “Psych Out” (S) (CC) (DVS) Burn Notice (Season Finale) Michael tries to leave the country. (N) (CC) Burn Notice “No Good Deed” (CC) Burn Notice Michael tries to leave the country. (CC)
› “Attack Force” (2006, Action) Steven Seagal, Lisa Lovbrand. (CC)
Law & Order:
Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Cheers (CC) Law & Order (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at NineFunny VideosRulesRules30 RockScrubs30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathBill CunninghamPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
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(HBO) (5:45) ›› “Johnny English Reborn” (2011) (S) ‘PG’ (CC) Fight Game ››› “Project Nim” (2011) Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Les Miserables Atlantic City Hookers: Being a Ho (:05) In Vogue: The Editor’s Eye (CC)
(12:10) ›› “Wonderland” (2003, Crime Drama) Val Kilmer. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Bill Maher... But I’m Not Wrong (S) (CC) (:20) ››› “The Shape of Things” (2003) Gretchen Mol.
›› “Fairy Tale: A True Story” ‘PG’
(MAX) (5:35) › “The Sitter” (2011) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Brave One” (2007, Suspense) Jodie Foster. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “End of Days” (1999, Horror) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) ›› “A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas” (2011) (:35) Lingerie Feature 4: Model Perfection (S) (CC)
(:10) ››› “Romancing the Stone” (1984) Michael Douglas. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) ›› “Purple Violets” (2007, Romance) Selma Blair. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (SHOW) “Fightville” (S) (:25) ››› “Source Code” (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal. (CC)
›› “Drive Angry” (2011, Action) Nicolas Cage, Amber Heard. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Dave’s Old Porn Reality Show (N) Dave’s Old Porn Stop, Charlie Anthony Clark: Ambiguous (CC)
“Bad Girl Island” (2007) AnnaLynne McCord. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) “Love Shack” (2010) Mark Feuerstein. ‘NR’ (CC) (:15) ››› “A Better Life” (2011, Drama) Demián Bichir. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:15) ›› “Celebrity” (1998) ‘R’ (:15) ›› “The Perfect Score” (2004, Comedy) Erika Christensen. (S) ‘PG-13’ › “Loosies” (2011) Peter Facinelli. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “Cocktail” (1988) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (12:15) “Booty Hunter” (2011, Adult) ‘NR’ (:40) ›› “Conundrum” (1996) Marg Helgenberger, Ron White. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:20) ›› “The Doom Generation” (:35) “After the Storm” (2001) Benjamin Bratt. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Party” (1990) ››› “House Party” (1990) PaidPaidPaidPaidStart-Ups (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportApocalypse 2012Crime Inc.American GreedMad MoneyCrime Inc.American GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) ColbertDailyTosh.0Tosh.0“Harold & Kumar Escape” Chris HardwickRalphie May ›› “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder”Ralphie MayComedyComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Flying Wild AlaskaDeadliest Catch (S) (CC) Flying Wild AlaskaDeadliest Catch (S) (CC) Flying Wild AlaskaFlying Wild AlaskaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) Shake ItJessiePhineasPhineasGood DogANT Good Good AustinAustinGood PhineasJessieShake It“Ultimate Cmas Present”DeckDeckFish PhineasOctoMickey (E!) E! News (N) Ice-CocoIce-CocoCelebrity Oops: Fashion Police (N) ChelseaE! News ChelseaFashion PoliceChelseaLove Celebrity Oops: PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) FootballCollege Football: Beef ’O’ Brady’s Bowl St. Petersburg SportsCenter (N)
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SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) College Football SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) College Basketball Florida Atlantic at Indiana. (N) (Live) College Basketball BYU at Baylor. (N) (Live)
NFL’s Greatest Games (N) (CC)
(EWTN) Daily MassLife on the RockBackRosaryThe Gift of PeaceCarlowWomen Daily MassLife on the RockBackRosaryFootprints of God Jesus: The WorldOn Holy Ground Music (FAM) “National Lamp. Christmas” ››› “The Santa Clause” (1994) The 700 Club (S) ››› “Holiday in Handcuffs” (2007) PaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity FOX and Friends Saturday (N) (FSN) College Basketball UFC Reloaded Frankie Edgar vs. Benson Henderson. Action SportsGopherVikings; GridironPridePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (FX) › “Armageddon” ›› “2012” (2009, Action) John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor. ››
(2009, Action) John Cusack, Chiwetel
LopezGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearMattersPenguinPenguin (SPIKE) (5:30) ››› “Coming to America” (S) Eddie Murphy: One Night Only (S) ››› “Coming to America” (1988, Comedy) (S) Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “12 Disasters”WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Haven Haven Haven Countdown to Doomsday (S) (CC)
›› “2012: Ice Age” (2011) (CC) ZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) Sid Roth PottersBehindLindseyHarvestP. StoneChristmas With a Capital CEbnerEver InDavid PhelpsCrefloGift Christmas ››› “Heidi” (1968, Drama) StoriesCharityKids ClbPhphy (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) House of Payne House of Payne Better Worse Better Worse
››› “Hitch” (2005) Will Smith. A smooth-talker helps a shy accountant woo an heiress.
› “Fool’s Gold” (2008, Action) Matthew McConaughey, Kate Hudson. (CC) MarriedPaid Program Paid Program
›› “The Mexican” (2001, ComedyDrama) Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts. (CC) Jeff Foxworthy Jeff Foxworthy (TCM) “World, the Flesh and Devil”
›› “The Love Parade” (1929) Maurice Chevalier, Jeanette MacDonald. (CC)
›› “Monte Carlo” (1930) Jack Buchanan, Jeanette MacDonald. Premiere.
››› “The Merry Widow” (1934) Maurice Chevalier. (CC)
››› “Crumb” (1994) Robert Crumb, Aline Kominsky. Premiere.
››› “Antonio Gaudi” (1984, Documentary) “Little Dorrit Part I” (TLC) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesBridesBridesSay YesSay YesBridesBridesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) The Mentalist (S) Christmas 2012 ›› “Four Christmases” (2008) Christmas 2012 ›› “A Christmas Carol” (1999) Christmas 2012NUMB3RS (CC) Smallville (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) RegularRegularCartoon PlanetKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead Files (N) The Dead FilesGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Killer Karaoke (N) Wipeout (S) (CC) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Killer KaraokeWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...The InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens (:12) The King of Queens (S) (CC) King of Queens Happily Divorced Happily Divorced ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company (USA) Law & Order Law & Order: Special Victims Unit ›› “The Game Plan” (2007, Comedy) Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Madison Pettis. (CC) Burn Notice Michael tries to leave the country. (CC)
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)
››› “Hairspray” (2007) John Travolta, Nikki Blonsky. (CC) House “Words and Deeds” (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at NineFunny VideosRulesRules30 RockScrubs30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathBill CunninghamPaidPaidSingAdelante
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(HBO) ›› “In Time” (2011, Science Fiction) Justin Timberlake. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
› “New Year’s Eve” (2011, RomanceComedy) Halle Berry. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “The Change-Up” (2011, Comedy) Ryan Reynolds. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Katie Does M. ›› “Taking Lives” (2004) Angelina Jolie. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ››› “Thirteen” (2003, Drama) Holly Hunter, Nikki Reed. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(3:55) ›› “Hart’s War” (2002, War) Bruce Willis, Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (MAX) “Larry Crowne” (:45) ››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011, Action) James McAvoy, Rose Byrne. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Project X” (2012) Thomas Mann. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Lingerie (CC)
“Sweet Prudence & the Erotic Adventure of Bigfoot” ››› “The Contender” (2000, Suspense) Joan Allen. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Femme Fatales (:10) ››› “The Mother” (2003, ComedyDrama) Anne Reid. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) ››› “Antz” (1998) ‘PG’ (SHOW) (4:30) “Red” ››› “War Horse” (2011) Emily Watson. A horse sees joy and sorrow during World War I. (S)
›› “Real Steel” (2011, Action) Hugh Jackman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:10) Jim Rome on Showtime (12:10) Inside the NFL (S) (CC) Dave’s Old Porn (:40) ›› “Piranha” (2010) Elisabeth Shue. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Ransom” (1996, Suspense) Mel Gibson, Rene Russo. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ›› “Steel Dawn” (1987) Patrick Swayze. (S) ‘R’
(:45) › “Strategic Command” (1998, Action) Michael Dudikoff. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Attack on Darfur” (2010) Billy Zane. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ›› “Metropia” (2009) Voices of Vincent Gallo. ‘NR’ (:40) › “Triggermen” (2002, ComedyDrama) Neil Morrissey. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Hoodwnk Too”
(:10) Joan Rivers: Don’t Start With Me (S) (CC) War Horse ››› “Dead Again” (1991) ‘R’ (TMC) (5:20) “Red” (2008) Brian Cox. ‘R’ (CC)
2012 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH
(1995, Fantasy) Robin Williams, Bonnie Hunt, Kirsten Dunst. (CC) (:45) ›››› “Miracle on 34th Street” (1947) (CC) (AP) Hillbilly Handfishin’Must Love Cats (S) Dogs 101 (CC) To Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be Announced (BRAVO) Start-Ups Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Shahs of SunsetShahs of SunsetShahs of SunsetReal HousewivesReal Housewives (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) Early Sat. CNN Saturday Morning (N) BottomCNN Saturday Morning (N) CNN NewsroomYour Money (N) CNN Newsroom (N) GuptaCNN NewsroomSituation Room
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(ESPN2) NFL’s Greatest English Premier League Soccer Wigan Athletic FC vs Arsenal FC. (N) (Live)
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College Basketball Texas at Michigan State. (N) (Live) College Basketball Marshall at Kentucky. (N) (Live) College Basketball Illinois vs. Missouri.
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Name Is Earl According-Jim There Yet? Meet the Browns House of Payne According-Jim Raymond Raymond ›› “The Mexican” (2001, Comedy-Drama) Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts, James Gandolfini. (CC) ››› “Hitch” (2005) Will Smith. A smooth-talker helps a shy accountant woo an heiress. Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens (TCM) (5:00) ››› “Little Dorrit Part One: Nobody’s Fault” (1988) Alec Guinness. (:15) ›› “Twist of Fate” (1954) Ginger Rogers. (:45) ›› “Blazing the Western Trail” (1946, Western) › “The Saint Meets the Tiger” (:15) ›› “The Lone Ranger and the Lost City of Gold” (:45) ››› “Bush Christmas” (1947) Chips Rafferty. (:15) “Carol for Another Christmas” (1964) Sterling Hayden, Eva Marie Saint. “The Man Who Came to Dinner” (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty LadderExtreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme Extreme ExtremeExtremeExtremeExtremeExtremeExtreme (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Leverage (CC) Rizzoli & IslesLaw & Order (S) ›› “Monster-in-Law” (2005) (CC) ›› “A Christmas Carol” (1999) ›› “Four Christmases” (2008) (TOON) Scan2GoNinjaGoBeyPokeBen 10StarDragonsDragonsGumballGumballJohnnyJohnnyJohnnyMADAnnoyAnnoyGumballAdvenRegularOlive-ReindeerLooneyGrinchSmurfs
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(HBO) (:05) ›› “Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid” Conchords (:15) ›› “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island” (2012) Dwayne Johnson. ‘PG’ REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) Fight Game ›› “Welcome to Mooseport” (2004) Gene Hackman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Girl With a Pearl Earring” (2003) Colin Firth.
(:15) ›› “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island” (2012) Dwayne Johnson. ‘PG’ › “Something Borrowed” (2011) (MAX) (5:05) “Antz” ›› “The X-Files” (1998, Science Fiction) David Duchovny. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “Hall Pass” (2011, Comedy) Owen Wilson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:20) ›› “Mr. Baseball” (1992) Tom Selleck. ‘PG-13’ (:10) “The Philly Kid” (2012) Wes Chatham. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) › “Major League II” (1994, Comedy) Charlie Sheen. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) ›› “Antitrust” (2001, Suspense) Ryan Phillippe. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Big Stan” (S) (SHOW) (5:00) ››› “Dead Again” ‘R’ Inside the NFL (S) (CC) Jim Rome on Showtime Kevin Nealon: Whelmed
›› “Beastly” (2011) Alex Pettyfer. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “50/50” (2011) Joseph Gordon-Levitt. ‘R’ (CC) War Horse ››› “War Horse” (2011) Emily Watson. A horse sees joy and sorrow during World War I. (S) Untold History of the United States Dexter Dexter
on 34th Street” (1947, Fantasy) Maureen O’Hara. (CC)
(1995, Fantasy) Robin Williams, Bonnie Hunt, Kirsten Dunst. (CC)
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