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“Beyonce: Life Is but a Dream” premieres Saturday on
“Beyonce: Life Is but a Dream” premieres Saturday on
Even at 3:30 a.m., without makeup, hair mussed and sheets pulled high around that bodacious body, Beyonce is stunning.
“I just had a feeling last week that something is going on,” she says to the camera. “I found out last week that I am with child.”
It’s that expression, disarmingly open yet still guarded, that marks Beyonce Knowles’ documentary “Beyonce: Life Is but a Dream,” premiering Saturday, Feb. 16, on HBO.
In an interview with Zap2it two days before she was to sing the national anthem at Inauguration Day, Beyonce talks about what prompted her to make this film about her life.
“Well, I have been working on this for three or four years,” she says. “And I felt like no one knows who I am. And that has been a conscious decision because I always keep my private life private and my stage persona — I keep things separate. It is my way of maintaining my sanity and stability and gauge of what is real and what is not.”
The unusual aspect is, even as Beyonce talks about the love of her life, Jay-Z; a miscarriage; and the eventual joy of being pregnant with their daughter, the film never plunges into the crass exhibitionism of reality shows.
Beyonce, who also directs and executive produces this, does not cross that line. As she is being driven to a rehearsal for the Super Bowl halftime show, and with her baby girl Blue Ivy cooing in the background, Beyonce says, “I have instincts. I have always been a person who had boundaries; even in school, and I was in eighth grade, I never told anyone I was a performer.
“I don’t know why,” she continues. “It has just been my
taste, in my DNA. That is who I am. All of those private moments are real, are honest. Some things are battles I faced: Should I put this in the documentary? Should I not? It was therapy for me, and if I could grow from it and make someone else feel, then that is my job to do it.”
What comes through in the film is that family and friends are real to her. Beyonce stares into the camera, her vulnerability palpable as she talks about when she did not want her dad to be her manager anymore, how she needed to set boundaries so she could have her family be just that, and how she needed to take charge of her career.
Beyonce talks about how women work harder to earn less than what men make and how women need to be financially independent. Yes, she does seem to have it all: international superstardom, 16 Grammy Awards, tremendous wealth, a sexy beauty that almost seems unreal and this phenomenal talent.
That talent is on display on stages, as the film features numbers from concerts and awards shows. But one scene that truly captures how natural that talent is shows Beyonce in the back of a car, by herself. She is working on a song, sounding better than so many pop stars could after technicians work their magic in postproduction.
Ultimately what Beyonce talks about, which will resonate deepest with viewers, is simply being a woman who loves her husband, mother and grandmother and has deep ties with her girlfriends.
“It is the story of a woman and every human being,” she says. “And it was important that I just didn’t do a story of being a celebrity, of (being) a performer. I am so much more than that. We all are, and I wanted
people to see who I am, and hopefully inspire them and give some hope.”
Though Jay-Z is naturally in the documentary, he is not interviewed. He is there as her husband, her supporter and the
man from whom she has taken artistic guidance.
Beyonce is fierce when she explains how she doesn’t let record company executives into the studio while she is working. Clearly, she knows what she is doing, confident in her abilities and in trusting herself. That grounding is evident early on.
Snippets from old home movies show a little girl with big hair, her sense of style apparent in her purple dress and white cowboy boots, as she happily hangs with her sisters. There’s video of her in her early teens singing Michael Jackson’s “I Wanna Be Where You Are!”
In the film, Beyonce talks about sweeping up the hair at her mom’s salon and how she would sing for clients, then insist on being paid. This shows the savvy businesswoman but also reveals the daughter, friend, wife and now mother.
“I guess it is about so many different things,” Beyonce says. “Knowing that at the end of the struggle there is a purpose for the struggle, and just trusting and learning to be. For me, I am a person that always tries to be in control and such a perfectionist, and learning there are certain things you cannot control, and that is what is so beautiful about life. Life is but a dream. You are constantly rowing that boat to get there.”
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5. Shelley of “Cheers”
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8. Max Charles series (2)
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18. “The __ Girls” (1985-92)
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29. “The Big __ With Donny Deutsch” (2004-08)
31. “The __”; 1953 classic film for Richard Burton
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Wednesday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
Thursday 12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins Diamond Awards
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
Friday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins Diamond Awards
Saturday
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins Diamond Awards
BASKETBALL
Sunday
7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College
Basketball Live
7:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight
9:30 a.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Courtside
Jones
11:30 a.m. % NBA Countdown (Live)
12:00 p.m. % Los Angeles
Clippers at New York Knicks. (Live)
_ Indiana at Ohio State. (Live)
7 North Carolina State at Clemson. (Live)
(MSC) Women’s College Houston at Rice. (Live)
1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Women’s College Michigan State at Penn State. (Live)
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) St. John’s at Syracuse. (Live)
(MSC) Women’s College Tulane at Tulsa. (Live)
2:30 p.m. % Los Angeles Lakers at Miami Heat. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Women’s College Kentucky at Vanderbilt. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN) Basketball
Monday
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Marquette at Georgetown. (Live)
(ESPN2) Women’s College Maryland at Duke. (Live)
(MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Cleveland Cavaliers. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Kansas State at Kansas. (Live)
(ESPN2) Women’s College Louisville at Notre Dame. (Live)
8:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
9:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
introducing
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight
Wednesday
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Utah Jazz at Minnesota Timberwolves. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) North Carolina at Duke. (Live)
(ESPN2) West Virginia at Baylor. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Oregon at Washington. (Live) (MSC) Wolves Weekly
(TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)
Friday
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) All-Star Celebrity Game. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Georgetown at Cincinnati. (Live)
(TNT) 2013 NBA Rising Stars Challenge. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith
(TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College
Basketball Live (Live)
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) All-Star Celebrity Game.
5:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College
Basketball Live
Saturday
6:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Dunks of the Year
7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College
Basketball
10:00 a.m. (ESPN) College
GameDay (Live)
11:00 a.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2)
Teams TBA. (Live)
11:30 a.m. _ 75 Years of NCAA March Madness
12:00 p.m. _ Regional Coverage. (Live)
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2)
Teams TBA. (Live)
1:30 p.m. (MSC) Southern Methodist at Tulane. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2)
Teams TBA. (Live)
Tuesday
7:00 a.m. (USA) Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show
137th Opening Night.
7:00 p.m. (USA) Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show
137th Closing Night. (Live)
Wednesday
7:00 a.m. (USA) Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show
137th Closing Night.
Sunday
a.m. (HBO) Breaking the Huddle: The Integration of College Football
a.m. (SHOW) Inside the
Best of the NFL
a.m. (ESPN2) Mike and
MuscleCar
7:00 p.m. ) / NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: The Sprint Unlimited. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing O’Reilly Auto Parts Winternationals, Qualifying. (Same-day Tape)
Monday
1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
Tuesday
6:00 a.m. (HBO) The Curious Case of Curt Flood
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins Diamond Awards
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins Diamond Awards
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins Diamond Awards
1:00 a.m. (MSC) 50 Greatest
Twins
Global Select vs. Harlem Globetrotters. (Taped)
(MSC) Women’s College Oklahoma State at Oklahoma. (Live)
5:00 p.m. = Minnesota Timberwolves at Memphis Grizzlies. (Live) (ESPN2) Chester (Pa.) vs. Neumann-Goretti (Pa.). (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) San Antonio Spurs at Brooklyn Nets. (Live)
7:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
9:00 p.m. (MSC) Washington at USC. (Live)
11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) San Antonio Spurs at Brooklyn Nets.
(Same-day Tape)
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Los Angeles Lakers at Miami Heat. (Sameday Tape)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Los Angeles Clippers at New York Knicks.
(Same-day Tape)
5:30 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Cleveland Cavaliers.
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight
(MSC) Wolves Weekly
4:50 a.m. (HBO) Battle for Tobacco Road: Duke vs. Carolina
Tuesday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Cleveland Cavaliers.
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Kentucky at Florida. (Live) (ESPN2) Seton Hall at Rutgers. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Michigan at Michigan State. (Live) (ESPN2) NBA Coast to Coast (Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Basketball Live (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College Basketball Live (Live) (MSC) Utah Jazz at Minnesota Timberwolves.
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
2:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight
Thursday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Utah Jazz at Minnesota Timberwolves.
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2)
Teams TBA. (Live)
7:00 p.m. (TNT) Miami Heat at Oklahoma City Thunder. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2)
Teams TBA. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (TNT) Los Angeles Clippers at Los Angeles Lakers. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Gonzaga at St. Mary’s. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College
Basketball Live (Live)
3:30 p.m. (MSC) Houston at Tulsa. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2)
Teams TBA. (Live)
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
6:00 p.m. (TNT) Open Court (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) College
GameDay (Live)
(ESPN2) Georgia at Mississippi. (Live)
(TNT) NBA Tip-Off (Live)
7:30 p.m. (TNT) 2013 NBA AllStar Saturday Night. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Texas at Kansas. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Oregon State at Washington. (Live)
(TNT) NBA All-Star Weekend
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College
Basketball Live (Live)
3:00 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Basketball With Tubby Smith
3:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
4:00 a.m. (MSC) Oregon State at Washington.
4:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College
Basketball Live
Sunday
12:00 p.m. (ESPN) Bowling PBA Tour League Qualifier, Round 2. (Taped)
BOXING
Friday
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Friday Night Fights. (Live)
Saturday
9:30 p.m. (HBO) Adrien Broner vs. Gavin Rees, Lightweights. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Allianz Championship, FInal Round. (Taped)
8:30 p.m. (GOLF) AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am, Final Round.
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Allianz Championship, FInal Round.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Monday
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am, Final Round.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
a.m. (GOLF) Feherty 1:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix 5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Tuesday
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Volvo PGA Championship
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) On the Range
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central 5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
a.m. (GOLF) Africa Open, First Round. (Taped)
a.m. (GOLF) ISPS Handa Australian Open, First Round. (Taped)
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Northern
8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Northern Trust Open, Third Round.
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: ACE Group Classic, Second Round.
RUGBY
Sunday
3:00 p.m. + USA Sevens. (Live)
Sunday
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show
Monday
1:55 p.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Liverpool FC vs West Bromwich Albion FC. (Live)
2:00 p.m. (MSC) English Premier League Soccer
Tuesday
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show
1:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Pregame (Live)
1:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Valencia CF vs Paris Saint-Germain. (Live)
Wednesday
8:30 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Highlights
1:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Pregame (Live)
1:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer FC Shakhtar Donetsk vs Borussia Dortmund. (Live)
Thursday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Highlights
1:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Celtic FC vs Juventus FC.
3:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Real Madrid vs. Manchester United.
Friday
10:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine
Playing Lessons From the Pros
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Northern Trust Open, Final Round.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Wednesday
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Allianz Championship, FInal Round.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) On the Range
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) On the Range
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
2:00 p.m. _ Northern Trust Open, Third Round. (Live) (GOLF) ISPS Handa Australian Open, Third Round. (Taped)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: ACE Group Classic, Second Round. (Taped)
4:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota at St. Cloud State.
Monday
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Nashville Predators at Minnesota Wild.
10:30 a.m.
Sunday
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Champions Series: Atlanta.
Sunday
12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Snowboarding Air and Style: Innsbruck. (Taped)
(MSC) Waters and
(MSC) Midwest Out-
2:00 p.m. + FIS Alpine Skiing World Championships. (Taped)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7
Wednesday
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7
Thursday
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7
Saturday
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Fishing the Midwest 11:30 a.m. (MSC) Fishing With Joe Bucher
1:00 p.m. + Snowboarding Sprint U.S. Halfpipe Grand Prix. (Taped)
2:00 p.m. + FIS Alpine Skiing World Championships. (Taped)
Saturday 10:30 a.m. 7 WWE Saturday Morning Slam
of Sunset (CNBC)
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›› “Father of the Bride Part II” (TCM) (5:15) ››› “The Virgin Queen” (CC) ›› “Can-Can” (1960, Musical) Frank Sinatra, Shirley MacLaine. Premiere. (:15) ››› “Peyton Place” (1957) Lana Turner. Grace Metalious’ steamy tale of life in a New England town. (CC)
››› “Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines” (1965) Stuart Whitman. Premiere. (:45) ››› “Norma Rae” (1979, Drama) Sally Field, Ron Leibman. (CC) (:45) ››› “Cocoon” (1985) Don Ameche. Premiere. (TLC) Dr. Fred PricePaidPaidFour Weddings (S) Four Weddings (S) Four Weddings (S) Four Weddings (S) BorBorHoneyHoneyHere HoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyHere Comes (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) ››› “Ocean’s Eleven” (2001) George Clooney. ›› “National Treasure” (TOON) DragonsNinjaGoBeyPokeBen 10StarLanternJusticeTom & Jerry: Robin Hood ››› “Robots” (2005) Halle Berry ›› “Hoodwinked!” (2005, Comedy) “Open Season 3” (2010) ››› “Ice Age” (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumOff Limits (CC) Dangerous Gr.Mysteries-MuseumThe LayoverHotel ImpossibleBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre Foods (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMost ShockingMost ShockingBlack GoldLizardLizardHardHardHardHardHardHardPawnPawnPawnPawn (TVLAND) (:12) The Cosby Show (S) (CC) Cosby Show Cosby Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) Paid Program JeremiahAtmosphere Joel Osteen Suits “He’s Back” (CC) (DVS)
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PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) Breaking the Huddle: Integration ›› “Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules” (2011) ‘PG’
(:45) ›› “Hop” (2011, Comedy) Voices of James Marsden. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
›› “50 First Dates” (2004) Adam Sandler. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Identity Thief Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) ›› “Water for Elephants” (2011) Reese Witherspoon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “Fast Five” (2011, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Battleship” (S) (MAX) (:10) ››› “Operation Dumbo Drop” (1995) Danny Glover. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
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(:15) ›› “Fled” (1996, Action) Laurence Fishburne. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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T “Hunchback”(:15) ››› “Suspicion” (1941) (:15) ››› “Joan of Paris” (1942) (:15) ››› “The Fallen Sparrow” (CC) (:15) “None but the Lonely Heart” (CC) (:15) “The Enchanted Cottage” (1945) “Magnificent”
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›› “Antitrust” (2001) (S) (CC) (:15) ›› “Battleship” (2012) Taylor Kitsch. (S) ›› “Klitschko” (2011, Documentary) ››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011) (S) Die Hard“The Adjustment Bureau” (S) Red Rdg
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T Best (:20) ›› “The Love Letter”(7:50) ››› “Rio” (2011) ›› “Superman III” (1983) (S) (CC) (:35) › “Broken Lizard’s Club Dread”(:20) “Weekend at Bernie’s” ›› “Hart’s War” (2002) Bruce Willis. (:05) “In Time” (S)
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On Monday, Feb. 11, Travel Channel’s “Bizarre Foods America,” with host and food adventurer Andrew Zimmern, returns with new episodes, starting in the nation’s capital.
But that’s only the beginning.
“Whether it’s fishing for snakehead, an invasive species, in Washington, D.C.,” says Zimmern, “or taking gyrfalcons out to the hillsides of rural Colorado to go hunting for pheasant, as our weapon of choice, we really have gotten to, this season, show people a wide variety of things about America that I’m not sure everybody realizes exists but is right under their noses and in their backyards.”
Zimmern is also interested in sampling what happens when the world’s cultures and cuisines collide in America’s home and restaurant kitchens.
“We do everything,” he says, “from experimenting with Dave Beran and his team at Next in Chicago on how they develop menus for that restaurant, to heading out into the hills of the Ozarks, shooting bear, squirrel and digging for suckerfish.
“The great thing about an American season is not only do we get to see traditional food pathways and explore them here, as they’ve been done in our country for 300, 400, 500 years but are disappearing, to the
Despite his strange diet, Zimmern says he’s as healthy as he’s ever been and offers this unusual tip: “Everyone has a grandmother story about drinking two ounces of pickle juice every morning in a cracked coffee cup was the secret to why Granny was 105 before she passed away, and I believe that.
“But only if it’s naturally occurring fermentation, none of that stuff in the storebought jars. But yes, get some pickles at Guss’ Pickles on Orchard Street in New York and drink the juice every day. You’ll be in great shape.”
“Chosen,” www.crackle. com/outreach/Chosen
“Heroes” star Milo Ventimiglia stars in this new Crackle.com original Web series, in which he stars as husband, father and lawyer Ian Mitchell, who awakens one morning to find a box on his doorstep containing a loaded gun and a photo of a stranger he must kill within the next three days. If he doesn’t, he may die along with his daughter, who’s being held hostage. The six 30-minute episodes also star Diedrich Bader, Nicky Whelan and Brett Davern.
new foods and the new American culture touchpoints that immigrants to our country are keeping alive.
“Oftentimes, the blending of the two can be staggering. I was in central Arkansas a few months ago, and not many people know that Bentonville, Ark., is home to one of the Vietnamese populations in the country, but it is.”
Zimmern went out with a family that had fished for generations in Vietnam and observed locals catching catfish, which also forms part of Vietnamese cuisine. They rigged up a system that allowed them to catch multiple catfish at one time.
“Then,” says Zimmern, “we get to go to their house and cook up traditional Vietnamese food using the allAmerican catfish. Sometimes it’s that kind of elasticity, that hybridization of culture, that is really a sweet spot for us to explore.”
Sometimes, though, distinctive flavors are buried under the standardized menus of chain restaurants and fast-food outlets.
“In our biggest population center,” says Zimmern, “the commodification and the industrialization of America have put a lot of our culture under a big mound of earth. Sometimes you have to work harder to scratch up to the surface.”
“Verse: A Poetic Murder Mystery,” www.koldcast.tv/ show/verse-murder-mystery
When a young poet and bike messenger (Jon Sands) discovers a lost manuscript, he is drawn into the New York literary world with the only key to an unsolved 30-year-old murder. Also starring are Angel Nafis as a poetry graduate student, Mark Greenfield as a hot-tempered poet on the brink of major success, Lamont B. Steptoe as an aging ’70s radical, Bob Holman as a professor and Julie Berndt as a former radical who is now a middle-class housewife.
“I Hate Being Single,” blip. tv/ihatebeingsingle
Rob Michael Hugel stars as Rob, a guy who’s been recently dumped by his love. He blunders through single life trying to figure out where he belongs in a world that travels by twos. Also starring are Domenico Manzolillo and Shannon Coffey.
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Gilmore” (1996, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Christopher McDonald.
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(HBO) (5:45) › “Red Riding Hood” (2011) Amanda Seyfried. (CC) ›› “Battleship” (2012, Science Fiction) Taylor Kitsch. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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(:05) ›› “Barbershop” (2002, Comedy) Ice Cube. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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(:40) ››› “The Disappearance of Alice Creed” (2009) Gemma Arterton. ‘R’ ››› “Dead Again” (1991, Mystery) Kenneth Branagh. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Salesman” ‘G’
Girls in Bed ›› “Crooklyn” (1994) Alfre Woodard. Family deals with life in 1970s Brooklyn. ›› “Anastasia” (1997) (S) ‘G’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:30) ››› “The Others” (2001) Nicole Kidman. ‘PG-13’ (:25) ››› “The Woman in Black” (2012, Horror) ‘PG-13’ Shameless “The Helpful Gallaghers” Californication House of Lies (S) Mike Epps Presents: Live From Club Nokia (S) (CC) (:35) ››› “The Woman in Black” (2012, Horror) ‘PG-13’ (:10) ›› “Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie” (2012) (:45) ›› “Mad About Mambo” (2000) William Ash, Brian Cox. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Last Play” (TMC) (5:00) ›› “Brighton Rock” (2010) ››› “Goon” (2011) Seann William Scott. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “Our Idiot Brother” (2011) Paul Rudd.
(CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM)
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›››› “Gone With the Wind” (1939, Romance) Clark Gable, Vivien Leigh, Leslie Howard. Civil War rogue Rhett Butler loves Southern belle Scarlett O’Hara.
›››› “Rebecca” (1940, Suspense) Laurence Olivier, Joan Fontaine, Judith Anderson. (CC) ››› “Spellbound” (1945, Mystery) Ingrid Bergman, Gregory Peck. (CC) ››› “Portrait of Jennie” (1948) Jennifer Jones. (CC)
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(HBO) Picture Paris (S) (:45) ››› “The Five-Year Engagement” (2012, Romance-Comedy) Jason Segel. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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›› “Resident Evil: Apocalypse” (2004) Milla Jovovich. (:35) Life on Top (:10) Life on Top (:45) › “Your Highness” (2011, Comedy) Danny McBride. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Wonderland” (2003) Val Kilmer. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ››› “The Sugarland Express” (1974) Goldie Hawn. ‘PG’ (CC)
›› “The Mechanic” (2011) Jason Statham. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Real Steel” (2011, Action) Hugh Jackman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) “Paper Soldiers” (2002, Comedy) Kevin Hart. ‘R’ (CC) (12:15) › “Def Jam’s How to Be a Player” (1997) Bill Bellamy. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Sophie’s Choice” (1982, Drama) Meryl Streep, Kevin Kline, Peter MacNicol. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Shade” (2003) Stuart Townsend. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
MAX on Set (S) “CloakDagger” (SHOW) (4:30) “Red” ››› “The Rock” (1996, Action) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage, Ed Harris. (S) ‘R’ Melanie Comarcho: Hello! (N) (S) Gigolos (CC) Gigolos (CC) ››› “Trainspotting” (1996) Ewan McGregor. ‘R’ (:35) ››› “The Big Lebowski” (1998) Jeff Bridges. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “I’m Still Here” (2010, Documentary) Joaquin Phoenix. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) ››› “Ransom” (1996) Mel Gibson. ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:15) “Only the Brave” (2006) ‘R’
“Friday” (1995) Ice Cube. Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Kathy PaidPaidPaidPaid“Sleepless In” (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportBMW: A Driv.Ultimate FactoriesAmerican GreedMad MoneyUltimate FactoriesAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) ColbertDailyTosh.0Tosh.0KrollThe Work.Tosh.0 ››› “Hot Tub Time Machine” (2010) South PkSouth Pk“South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut”Ralphie MayPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Gold Rush (CC) Gold Rush (CC) Gold Rush (CC) Bering Sea GoldGold Rush (CC) Bering Sea GoldGold Rush (CC) Gold Rush (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) JessieJessieJessie (N) (CC) GravityPhineasDogGood JessieJessieANT Good AustinANT Good “Life Is Ruff” (2005) (S) (CC) DeckDeckFish PhineasMeet the Small (E!) E! News Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialFashion PoliceChelseaE! News ChelseaFashion PoliceChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) NBA Basketball College Basketball SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterNBA Basketball SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) Around the Horn Interruption NFL Live (N) (CC) Boxing Friday Night Fights. (N) (Live) (CC) SportsNation (CC) NFL Live (CC) Basketball SportsNation (CC) SportsCenter SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) SportsNation (CC) SportsNation Basketball
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›››› “Mrs. Miniver” (1942, Drama) Greer Garson, Walter Pidgeon. (CC) (DVS)
››› “Woman of the Year” (1942, Comedy) Katharine Hepburn. (CC) (DVS) ››› “Thousands Cheer” (1943, Musical) Kathryn Grayson, Gene Kelly, Mary Astor. (CC) (TLC) Say YesSay YesFour Weddings: Say YesSay YesBorBorSay YesSay YesBorBorFour Weddings: Say YesSay YesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
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(:45) ›› “Being Flynn” (2012) Robert De Niro. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Mercury Rising” (1998, Suspense) Bruce Willis. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Cinema Verite” (MAX) “Sherlock HolmesGame” ›› “Safe House” (2012, Action) Denzel Washington. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Banshee “Wicks” (N) (S) (CC)
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(:25) “Birthday Sex” (2012, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(12:50) ›› “2 Days in the Valley” (1996) Danny Aiello.
› “The Three Musketeers” (2011) Matthew MacFadyen. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Reservoir Dogs” (1992) Harvey Keitel. ‘R’ (CC) (:45) › “A Low Down Dirty Shame” (1994) Keenen Ivory Wayans. ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Distinguished Gentleman” (1992) Eddie Murphy. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “4:44 Last Day on Earth” (2011) Willem Dafoe.
“Nice Guy Johnny” (2010) Matt Bush. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Barnyard”
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››› “Beneath the Planet of the Apes” (1970) James Franciscus. (CC) (:45) ››› “Escape From the Planet of the Apes” (1971) Roddy McDowall, Kim Hunter. (CC)
›› “Conquest of the Planet of the Apes” (1972) Roddy McDowall. (CC)
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››› “The Pursuit of Happyness” (2006) Will Smith, Jaden Christopher Syre Smith. (CC) ›› “Stomp the Yard” (2007, Drama) Columbus Short, Meagan Good. (CC) Raymond Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens (TCM) ››› “Lassie Come Home” (1943) (CC) (DVS) ›› “Cabin in the Sky” (1943) Ethel Waters. (CC) (:15) ›››› “On the Town” (1949) Gene Kelly, Frank Sinatra. (CC) (DVS)
›››› “An American in Paris” (1951, Musical) Gene Kelly. (CC) (DVS)
›››› “Singin’ in the Rain” (1952) Gene Kelly. (CC) (DVS)
››› “Seven Brides for Seven Brothers” (1954) Howard Keel. (CC) (DVS)
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NCIS A suicide may be a murder. NCIS Posthumous accusation. (CC) NCIS Tony is suspected of murder.
NCIS Gibbs’ former mother-in-law. (S)
NCIS Senator asks Gibbs for help. (S)
NCIS Death of a petty officer. (CC)
NCIS “Heartland” (S) (CC) NCIS Suspect is presumed dead. (S) (WGN-A) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidLaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CI
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(HBO) (5:30) “Cinema Verite” (2011) ‘NR’
› “Wrath of the Titans” (2012) Sam Worthington. (CC) (:45) ››› “While You Were Sleeping” (1995) Sandra Bullock. ‘PG’ (CC)
››› “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close” (2011) Tom Hanks. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:45) › “Red Riding Hood” (2011, Horror) Amanda Seyfried. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
› “Wrath of the Titans” (2012) Sam Worthington. (CC) (:15) ›› “Monte Carlo” (2011) Selena Gomez, Leighton Meester. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (MAX) (5:45) ››› “Kit Kittredge: An American Girl” (2008) ‘G’ › “Wing Commander” (1999) Freddie Prinze Jr. (S)
(:10) ›› “One Day” (2011, Romance) Anne Hathaway. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Alien vs. Predator” (2004) Sanaa Lathan. ‘PG-13’ (:40) ››› “The Package” (1989, Suspense) Gene Hackman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Art of War” (2000, Suspense) Wesley Snipes. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Larry Crowne” (2011) Tom Hanks. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:15) ›› “Vanity Fair” (2004) Reese Witherspoon. (:45) › “I Don’t Know How She Does It” (2011) ‘PG-13’
(:15) ››› “My Left Foot” (1989) Daniel Day-Lewis. Premiere. ‘R’
›› “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” (2011) Kristen Stewart. Inside Comedy ››› “The Others” (2001) Nicole Kidman. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) ››› “The Woman in Black” (2012, Horror) Daniel Radcliffe. ‘PG-13’ 60 Minutes Sports (TMC) “Barnyard: Original Party” ›› “The Canterville Ghost” (1996) (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Valkyrie” (2008, Historical Drama) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Barbershop” (2002, Comedy) Ice Cube. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Filmmaker (12:50) ›› “The Young Americans” (1993) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) › “Twisted” (2004) Ashley Judd. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ›› “Brighton Rock” (2010, Crime Drama) Sam Riley. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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Mad Men “The Color Blue” (CC) (AP) Too Cute! (S) Too Cute! (N) (S) Pit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParolePit Bulls-ParoleToo Cute! (S) Too Cute! (S) FreakFreakTapeTapeWeirdWeirdExtremeExtreme
(BRAVO) Real Housewives ›› “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” (2003) ›› “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” (2003) ››› “Sleepless in Seattle” (1993) Tom Hanks. RealPaidPaidPaidPaidKathy (CNBC) Money MillionsUltimate FactoriesSuze Orman ShowPrincessPrincessUltimate FactoriesSuze Orman ShowPrincessPrincessPaidPaidPrincessPrincessSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) CNN NewsroomCNN Presents (N) Piers MorganPiers MorganCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) (:15) ››› “Hot Tub Time Machine” (2010) (CC) ››› “Wedding Crashers” (2005) Owen Wilson. A. Jeselnik: Ca.Amy SchumerAziz AnsariThe Comedy Central RoastComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) PropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDavid (DISN) JessieGood ››› “Despicable Me” (S) PhineasJessieAustinGood JessieAustinANT DogGood Shake It“Jump In!” (2007) (S) (CC) DeckDeckFish PhineasDoc Mickey (E!) E! SpecialMovie
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(ESPN2) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) College Basketball Georgia at Mississippi. (N) (Live)
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(EWTN) Mother AngelicaBakhita (Part 2 of 2) Living RightCatholic.Holy Wd.Daily MassFaithSavoringIraq’s Christ.PrayerThe EWTN LiveAt LastLivingAngelusServant
(FAM) “Chronicles-Lion”“Journey to the Center of the Earth” ››› “Beetlejuice” (1988, Comedy) ›› “Hocus Pocus” (1993, Comedy) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidZ. LevittPrinceMass
(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine (N) Geraldo at Large (S) (CC) Journal Editorial FOX News Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large (S) (CC) Red Eye Huckabee Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large (S) (CC) FOX and Friends Sunday (N) (FSN) Twins AwardsCollege Gymnastics GopherWolvesCollege Basketball The Best of PrideCollege Gymnastics GopherWolvesCollege Basketball (FX) “Knight and Day”
››› “Live Free or Die Hard” (2007, Action) Bruce Willis. AngerBiasedBrandX WithArcherLegitUFCBiasedBrandX WithWilfredWilfredPaidPaidPaidPaid
(GOLF) (5:30) PGA Tour Golf Champions: ACE Group Classic, Second Round. From Naples, Fla. (Taped) PGA Tour Golf Northern Trust Open, Third Round. From Riviera Country Club in Pacific Palisades, Calif. Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Champions: ACE Group Classic, Second Round. About Golf Paid Program Paid Program Golf Central Golf Central
(HGTV) House HuntersLove It or List ItLove It or List ItHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(HIST) PawnPawnStories from the Road to Freedom (N) PawnPawnPawnPawn(:01) Stories from the Road to FreedomPawnPawnPawnPawnPaidKnife Show/Cutlery CornerPaidPaid
(LIFE) “Not Easily”“Pastor Brown” (2009) Premiere. (CC) Movie (:02) “Pastor Brown” (2009) (CC) (:02) Movie PaidPaidPaidNopaleaPaidBra
(NBCSN) College Basketball College Basketball Star-SpangledPoker After DarkDarts (Taped) Poker After DarkPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMartinWildliFisher.
(NICK) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) MarvinNinjasRockiCarly (S) NannyNannyFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorge(:45) George LopezGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearMattersGrownBarnyard (SPIKE) “Independence” ›› “Walking Tall” (2004) The Rock. ›› “Walking Tall” (2004) The Rock. ›› “Doom” (2005) The Rock. (S) Ways Ways Ways Ways PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) › “Saw V” (2008) Tobin Bell. (CC)
› “The Collector” (2009) Premiere. ›› “The Hills Have Eyes” (2006, Horror) (CC) ›› “Toolbox Murders” (2004) (CC) ›› “Chain Letter” (2010) Nikki Reed. ZonePaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of Power (S) Graham Classic ›› “Love Comes Softly”“Love’s Enduring Promise”Oak VirtualChristianStrangerLindseyGospelBilly GrahamHoly Bible (TBS) King of Queens Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangKing of the Nerds “High IQ’s” Cougar Town (S) Sullivan & Son “Without a Paddle: Nature’s Calling” (2009, Comedy) Oliver James. (CC)
› “Norbit” (2007, Comedy) Eddie Murphy, Thandie Newton. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ›››› “Gigi” (1958)
›››› “Ben-Hur” (1959, Historical Drama) Charlton Heston, Jack Hawkins, Stephen Boyd. Friends become bitter enemies during the time of Christ.
›››› “North by Northwest” (1959, Suspense) Cary Grant, Eva Marie Saint. (CC) (DVS) ››› “Bad Day at Black Rock” (1955) Spencer Tracy.
›› “The Sheepman” (1958) Glenn Ford. (CC) ››› “The Naked Spur” (1953) James Stewart. (CC) (TLC) Lottery ChangedNext Baker RoCake Boss: Next BakerCakeNext Baker RoCake Boss: Next BakerCakeLottery ChangedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) Open Court (N) Tip-OffNBA Basketball
All-Star W’kend ›› “Men in Black II” (CC) (:45) › “Biker Boyz” (2003) Laurence Fishburne. › “Blue Streak” (1999) (CC) (DVS) Law & Order (S) (TOON) ›› “Ice Age: The Meltdown” (2006) VentureFam GuyFam GuyCleveDynaBoonBleachNarutoThundr.Soul TitanEureka 7TenchiFullmetalCowboyCowboyInuyashaInuyashaLooneyLooney (TRAV) Bar Food ParadiseGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Most ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) NCIS A Navy diver is murdered. (CC) NCIS “Broken Arrow” (S) (CC) NCIS “Ships in the Night” (S) (CC) NCIS A murder at a college fair. (S) Suits “Normandy” (CC) (DVS) (:01) NCIS “UnSEALed” (S) (CC) NCIS Gibbs’ former mother-in-law. (S) WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) House Paralysis. (S) (CC) House “Frozen” (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosNews at NineBones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) 30 Rock30 Rock30 Rock30 RockChris ›› “The Replacements” (2000) Keanu Reeves. WorldPaid
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(HBO) (:15) ›› “The Lucky One” (2012) Zac Efron. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Beyoncé: Life Is but a Dream (N) (S) (CC) Boxing Adrien Broner vs. Gavin Rees, Lightweights. (N) (S Live) (CC)
REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) ›› “The Lucky One” (2012) Zac Efron. (S) ‘PG-13’
Battleship ›› “The Thing” (2011) Mary Elizabeth Winstead. ‘R’ (:15) Magic & Bird: A Courtship of Rivals (S) (CC) I Have Tourette (MAX) (:10) ›› “In Time” (2011, Science Fiction) Justin Timberlake. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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›› “Safe House” (2012, Action) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Girls in Bed Banshee “Wicks” (S) (CC) (:25) Life on Top Feature 4: Let’s Do It (S) (CC) (1:55) Lingerie Chemistry (S) ›› “Safe House” (2012, Action) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Elektra” (2005) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) Melanie Comarcho: Hello! (CC) History of the Eagles (N) (:05) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” (2011) ‘PG-13’ (CC) House of Lies (S) Californication (:05) Shameless (S) (CC)
Chocolate Sundaes Comedy ››› “Tupac: Resurrection” (2003, Documentary) (S) ‘R’
› “Wes Craven Presents: Dracula 2000” (2000) ‘R’ (:45) › “Hellraiser: Inferno” (2000, Horror) Craig Sheffer. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) “Hellraiser: Hellworld” (2005) Doug Bradley. ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ››› “The Hole” (2001, Suspense) Thora Birch. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
D.L. Hughley: Reset (S) (CC)
(2:50) ››› “The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover” (1990) (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Salesman” (1969) ‘G’
“The Ramen Girl” (2008) Brittany Murphy. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Bareft. Exec.” (TMC) (:15) ›› “Barbershop” (2002, Comedy) Ice Cube. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)