By John Crook © Zap2it
Relationship crises are nothing new to telepathic waitress Sookie Stackhouse (Anna Paquin), but she faces a new one of epic proportions as “True Blood” comes roaring back for its sixth season on HBO on Sunday, June 16.
Relationship crises are nothing new to telepathic waitress Sookie Stackhouse (Anna Paquin), but she faces a new one of epic proportions as “True Blood” comes roaring back for its sixth season on HBO on Sunday, June 16.
As fans of the show will remember, Season 5 reached its climax as Sookie’s brother, Jason (Ryan Kwanten), led a daring raid on the New Orleans headquarters of the Vampire Authority, where control had been seized by the Sanguinistas, a rogue vampire faction that opposed mainstreaming with humans and worshipped a primal deity known as Lilith, the mother of all vampires. As carnage reigned throughout the complex, Sookie and charismatic vampire Eric Northman (Alexander Skarsgard) confronted her old lover Bill Compton (Stephen Moyer), who in a fit of religious mania downed a large flask of Lilith’s sacramental blood, then dissolved into the gruesome puddle of gore that generally signals that a vampire has gone to his “true death.”
As fans of the show will remember, Season 5 reached its climax as Sookie’s brother, Jason (Ryan Kwanten), led a daring raid on the New Orleans headquarters of the Vampire Authority, where control had been seized by the Sanguinistas, a rogue vampire faction that opposed mainstreaming with humans and worshipped a primal deity known as Lilith, the mother of all vampires. As carnage reigned throughout the complex, Sookie and charismatic vampire Eric Northman (Alexander Skarsgard) confronted her old lover Bill Compton (Stephen Moyer), who in a fit of religious mania downed a large flask of Lilith’s sacramental blood, then dissolved into the gruesome puddle of gore that generally signals that a vampire has gone to his “true death.”
Not so fast, though. As Sookie and Eric kept watching, stunned, the bloody pool suddenly began to coalesce anew, and a terrifying entity that appeared to be the angry Lilith now reincarnated in Bill’s form arose from the goo and gave chase.
Not so fast, though. As Sookie and Eric kept watching, stunned, the bloody pool suddenly began to coalesce anew, and a terrifying entity that appeared to be the angry Lilith now reincarnated in Bill’s form arose from the goo and gave chase.
“Oh, yeah, all hell is breaking loose when we come back,” says actress Rutina Wesley, whose character, recently turned “baby vamp” Tara Thornton, is an active participant in the chaotic action of the first episode. “We all meet up and just get the hell out of Dodge, because ‘Billith’ is no joke this season. Seriously. We don’t know what to do, because be-
“Oh, yeah, all hell is breaking loose when we come back,” says actress Rutina Wesley, whose character, recently turned “baby vamp” Tara Thornton, is an active participant in the chaotic action of the first episode. “We all meet up and just get the hell out of Dodge, because ‘Billith’ is no joke this season. Seriously. We don’t know what to do, because be-
fore we can figure out what the next step is, we have to really understand what Bill is — in fact, whether Bill Compton still is even in this thing anymore. You’ll find that out eventually, whether Bill is just completely lost inside.”
fore we can figure out what the next step is, we have to really understand what Bill is — in fact, whether Bill Compton still is even in this thing anymore. You’ll find that out eventually, whether Bill is just completely lost inside.”
While Tara may be in fairly dire straits this season — yes, again — Wesley herself is tickled pink to be playing a character who got a fascinating reboot last season when her best friend, Sookie, made the desperate decision to have Pam (Kristin Bauer van Straten) turn Tara into a vampire after she was critically injured by a shotgun blast while trying to save Sookie’s life. Given that Tara hated vampires more than anything else in the world, that decision infused this character with a fresh internal tension that changed her whole direction and gave Wesley some delightful new options to play with. At least, once she recovered from her shock.
While Tara may be in fairly dire straits this season — yes, again — Wesley herself is tickled pink to be playing a character who got a fascinating reboot last season when her best friend, Sookie, made the desperate decision to have Pam (Kristin Bauer van Straten) turn Tara into a vampire after she was critically injured by a shotgun blast while trying to save Sookie’s life. Given that Tara hated vampires more than anything else in the world, that decision infused this character with a fresh internal tension that changed her whole direction and gave Wesley some delightful new options to play with. At least, once she recovered from her shock.
“When Alan (Ball, the series creator) first told me, I just freaked out,” the actress recalls, laughing. “While we were setting up to do another take, he just pulled me into a corner and said, ‘Hey, we’re really excited about something, and I hope you will be, too. Tara’s going to be turned.’ And I was like, ‘What? That doesn’t mean that I’m dying, does it?’ Because normally when a character gets turned, they’ve got one more death and then that’s it; they’re gone.
“When Alan (Ball, the series creator) first told me, I just freaked out,” the actress recalls, laughing. “While we were setting up to do another take, he just pulled me into a corner and said, ‘Hey, we’re really excited about something, and I hope you will be, too. Tara’s going to be turned.’ And I was like, ‘What? That doesn’t mean that I’m dying, does it?’ Because normally when a character gets turned, they’ve got one more death and then that’s it; they’re gone.
“So Tara was critically injured in the Season 4 finale, and all during the hiatus I kept worrying that they would decide not to bring me back, because people sometimes change their minds over the break. I trusted Alan and I had faith in the writers, but privately, I was so afraid that I wasn’t going to be working the next season.”
the-top behavior, even by vampire standards.
the-top behavior, even by vampire standards.
“I asked, ‘Ooh, do I get to dress like her? Do I get to be sexy?’ Kristin is just awesome, and as long as I got to dress like Pam, I was OK with it,” Wesley says, “As an actor, something like this is the meat, the thing that keeps you inspired and challenged to do something new. I decided that, as a vampire, Tara would walk in a slightly different way, kind of like a panther, and her voice was going to be lower. There was a whole physical transformation that I tried to work in, but it’s still Tara.”
“I asked, ‘Ooh, do I get to dress like her? Do I get to be sexy?’ Kristin is just awesome, and as long as I got to dress like Pam, I was OK with it,” Wesley says, “As an actor, something like this is the meat, the thing that keeps you inspired and challenged to do something new. I decided that, as a vampire, Tara would walk in a slightly different way, kind of like a panther, and her voice was going to be lower. There was a whole physical transformation that I tried to work in, but it’s still Tara.”
If there’s even a slight downside to playing a vampire instead of a human, she adds, it’s that the undead shoot almost all their scenes at night.
If there’s even a slight downside to playing a vampire instead of a human, she adds, it’s that the undead shoot almost all their scenes at night.
“Oh, my God, so many long night shoots!” the actress gasps, then laughs. “Sometimes I kind of miss being human. In some of the early episodes this season, we were shooting on a beach near the ocean, and we shot, like, all night, and it was very cold, and it sucked. But don’t get me wrong; I love my job. And there is an advantage, really, because when you’re playing a human character, you can be doing a scene at any time of the day or night, but when you’re a vampire, when the sun comes up, you have to stop shooting!”
“So Tara was critically injured in the Season 4 finale, and all during the hiatus I kept worrying that they would decide not to bring me back, because people sometimes change their minds over the break. I trusted Alan and I had faith in the writers, but privately, I was so afraid that I wasn’t going to be working the next season.”
Once Wesley realized that Tara was, indeed, coming back
Once Wesley realized that Tara was, indeed, coming back
as a main player, she began to get excited by the possibilities, especially given that Tara’s maker was going to be Pam, a huge fan favorite who gets to wear outrageously sexy costumes and indulge in some pretty over-
as a main player, she began to get excited by the possibilities, especially given that Tara’s maker was going to be Pam, a huge fan favorite who gets to wear outrageously sexy costumes and indulge in some pretty over-
“Oh, my God, so many long night shoots!” the actress gasps, then laughs. “Sometimes I kind of miss being human. In some of the early episodes this season, we were shooting on a beach near the ocean, and we shot, like, all night, and it was very cold, and it sucked. But don’t get me wrong; I love my job. And there is an advantage, really, because when you’re playing a human character, you can be doing a scene at any time of the day or night, but when you’re a vampire, when the sun comes up, you have to stop shooting!”
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1. Role on “Parks and Recreation” (2)
10. “Resident __: Afterlife”; 2010 Milla Jovovich film
11. Caffe __; Starbucks menu item
12. “__ Pray Love”; 2010 movie for Julia Roberts
13. “Adam’s __”; 1949
Tracy/Hepburn film
14. Military address letters
16. “__ Wife Swap”
18. “Gun __”; 2000 movie for Sandra Bullock
20. __ vera; lotion ingredient
21. Uruguayan uncles
22. Chat room laugh
23. “I’m With __” (2003-04)
24. Barbie or Ken 25. Goofs
27. Suffix for Max or Joseph
28. Role on “NCIS: Los Angeles” (2)
32. Blood type letters
33. Hilda’s portrayer on “Ugly Betty”
4. “Alice” star’s initials
5. Late actor Jannings
6. Bryant of basketball
7. Mayberry’s state: abbr.
8. Actress Maureen
9. 1973 Dustin Hoffman/Steve McQueen film
13. Prefix for pay or heat
15. Peter or Annette
16. Pitcher Young & others
17. Shout
18. “High __”; Humphrey Bogart movie
19. “__ Bosses”; 2011 Jason Bateman film
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31. “__ Law” (1986-94)
34. “You __ Your Life”; Groucho’s series
35. “__ Tree Hill”
36. Derek and Jackson
38. Initials for Dickens’ orphan boy
39. Rosie O’Donnell’s age
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1:30 p.m. (ESPN) Confederations Cup: Japan vs. Mexico. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Confederations Cup: Japan vs. Mexico. (Same-day Tape)
Friday
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) U.S. Outdoor Championships. (Live)
(CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCook DefrostPaidCook PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDefrostPaidPaid (CNN) Early GuptaSaturday MorningState of the UnionFareed ZakariaReliable SourcesState of the UnionFareed ZakariaCNN NewsroomYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN Newsroom (COM) PaidSonic ComedyChapChapChap(8:52)
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›› “The Lake House” (2006) “Made of Honor” (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenter (N) OutsideSportsSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
Soccer Confederations Cup: Mexico vs. Italy. (N) StudioSoccer (ESPN2)
Soccer Confederations Cup: Brazil vs. Japan. (Taped)
NASCAR Now (N) (Live) (CC) Outside Lines Spo. Reporters SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC)
NHRA Drag Racing Ford Thunder Valley Nationals. From Bristol, Tenn. (Taped)
College Baseball NCAA World Series, Game 3: Teams TBA. From Omaha, Neb. (N) (Live) (CC)
SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
(EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily MassLitanyBkmrkVaticanoThe Apo.RosaryHoly Mass for the Evangelium VitaeNino JeChurchMercyRosaryThomasDoor SavoringEvangeDevoCrossing
(FAM) ››› “Hairspray” (2007) John Travolta. ››› “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” ›› “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2”
HageeMarriageMiracleG. JakesJ. Meyer (TBS) Name Is Earl Name Is Earl Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Sullivan & Son Last Laugh? ›› “Overboard” (1987) Goldie Hawn. An amnesiac millionairess is duped by a cunning carpenter. MLB Baseball Los Angeles Dodgers at Pittsburgh Pirates. From PNC Park in Pittsburgh. (N) (Live) (CC)
›› “The Wedding Date” (2005) Debra Messing. ›› “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past” (TCM) (5:00) “Bonjour Tristesse” (1958) ››› “The Courtship of Eddie’s Father” (1963) Glenn Ford. (CC) (DVS)
›››› “Father of the Bride” (1950) Spencer Tracy. (:45) ›››› “Citizen Kane” (1941, Drama) Orson Welles, Joseph Cotten. (CC) (DVS)
››› “All the King’s Men” (1949) Broderick Crawford, Joanne Dru. (CC)
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(HBO) (:15) ›› “Happy Feet Two” (2011) Voices of Elijah Wood. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) Boxing Mikey Garcia vs. Juan Manuel Lopez. (S) (CC)
(:15) ››› “Contagion” (2011) Marion Cotillard, Matt Damon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)
(:15) “Pussy Riot - A Punk Prayer” (2013) ‘NR’ (CC) True Blood ›› “Dark Shadows” (2012, Comedy) Johnny Depp. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) ››› “The Dark Knight Rises” (MAX) (:15) ›› “Hop” (2011, Comedy) Voices of James Marsden. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
(7:50) ››› “Field of Dreams” (1989) (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
(:40) ›› “We Bought a Zoo” (2011) Matt Damon. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
(:45) ›› “Deep Impact” (1998) Robert Duvall. A large comet is on a collision course with Earth. (S)
(1:50) “Beach Kings” (2008) David Charvet. ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “Final Destination 5” (2011) Nicholas D’Agosto. ‘R’ ›› “The Revenant” (2009) (S) ‘R’ (SHOW) (:05) ›› “Earth Girls Are Easy” (1989) Geena Davis. (:45) › “Autumn in New York” (2000, Romance) Richard Gere. ‘PG-13’
››› “The Constant Gardener” (2005) Ralph Fiennes. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:45) ››› “The Pianist” (2002, Historical Drama) Adrien Brody, Frank Finlay. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) “Rock ’N’ Roll Exposed: The Photography of Bob Gruen” (2012) (S) ‘NR’
(:15) ›› “Die Another Day” (2002, Action) Pierce Brosnan. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:30)
Housewives/NJHousewives/NJPrincesses-Lo.Housewives/NJHappensHousewives/NJPrincesses-Lo.Housewives/NJHappensHousewives/NJVivica PaidPaidPaidTBAReal (CNBC) PrincessOn 60 Minutes on ››› “The Queen of Versailles”60 Minutes on ››› “The Queen of Versailles”CancerPaid60 Minutes onWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) CNN NewsroomAnthony Bourd.“Girl Rising”Anderson CooperAnthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.Anderson CooperAnthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.Anderson CooperEarlyStart New Day (N) (COM)
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MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at Atlanta Braves. (N Same-day Tape)
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(EWTN) World Over LiveSunday PrimeG.K.RosaryRosaryRosaryGodBkmrkDaily MassLitanyDevoSunday PrimePius XIIHealingCatholic.ReliBkmrkHearthFaithCrossing
(FAM) (5:30) › “When in Rome” ›› “Burlesque” (2010) Cher, Christina Aguilera. Twisted “Pilot” OsteenK. ShookPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidHang PaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerChild
(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Geraldo at Large (N) (S) (CC)
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“Superman Returns” (2006) Brandon Routh. PaidHair
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›››› “Raging Bull” (1980) Robert De Niro. PremierPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidNHL LiveStanley (NICK) Sponge.Sam & See DadWendell ›› “The Karate Kid Part II” (1986, Drama) (CC) FriendsFriendsFriendsFriends(:45) See Dad RunGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearFull H’seFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Vivica PaidTapouTPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) (5:00) “Catwoman”
››› “The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian” (2008)
›› “The Golden Compass” (2007) (CC) Alice (Part 1 of 2) Alice (Part 2 of 2) ZonePaidPaid (TBN) Lead BlessedOsteenKerryBelieverCreflo ››› “The Passion of the Christ” (2004) Changed Lives ›› “A Letter to Dad”“Pendragon: Sword of His Father”A Father’s HeartWorshipWom (TBS) (5:00) “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past”
›› “Failure to Launch” (2006) Matthew McConaughey. (CC) (DVS)
›› “Failure to Launch” (2006) Matthew McConaughey. (CC) (DVS) ›› “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past” (2009) Matthew McConaughey. ›› “The Wedding Planner” (2001, Romance-Comedy) Jennifer Lopez. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) “Smokey and the Bandit”
›››› “To Kill a Mockingbird” (1962) Gregory Peck. (CC) (DVS) (:15) ››› “Life With Father” (1947, Comedy) William Powell, Irene Dunne. (CC) ›››› “The Kid” (1921) Chaplin: The Kid ››› “Close-Up” (1990) Hossain Sabzian, Hassan Frazmand. Premiere.
›››› “12 Angry Men” (1957, Drama) Henry Fonda, Lee J. Cobb. (CC)
›› “Ever in My Heart” (1933) (CC) (TLC) MediumMediumMediumMediumMediumMediumBreaking Amish: MediumMediumBreaking Amish: MediumMediumBreaking Amish: PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidTo NiecyTo Niecy (TNT) National(:45) ›› “Limitless” (2011) Bradley Cooper. Falling Skies (N) Falling Skies ›› “Resident Evil: Extinction” (2007) ››› “Outland” (1981) Sean Connery. (CC) PreviewAngel (S) (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) “Diary-Rodrick”TeenLooneySquidKing/HillKing/HillCleveFam GuyFam GuyVentureSuperjailMetalCleveFam GuyFam GuyVentureSuperjailMetalSquidKing/HillKing/HillLooneyHero: (TRAV) DestinaDestinaWatCoasterRock-RVRock-RVToy HntrToy HntrAirport Airport Rock-RVRock-RVToy HntrToy HntrAirport Airport WatCoasterPaidPaidHair PaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) PawnPawnPawnPawnStorageStorageStorageStorageStorageStoragePawnPawnStorageStorageStorageStorageStorageStoragePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) (:05) Friends (:36) Friends (:12) Friends (S) (Part 2 of 2) (CC) (11:48) Friends (:24) Friends Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Burn Notice “Forget Me Not”
› “Little Fockers” (2010) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller. (CC) (DVS)
› “Little Fockers” (2010) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller. (CC) (DVS)
Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) ››› “Drag Me to Hell” (2009) (WGN-A) BloopersMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherNewsReplay ›› “The Man in the Moon” (1991) ScrubsScrubsSunnySunnyDeathDeathDharmaDharmaDharmaDharmaPaidJ. Meyer
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(HBO) (5:15) ››› “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012) ‘PG-13’
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›› “Dark Shadows” (2012, Comedy) Johnny Depp. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(1:55) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (2:55) ›› “J. Edgar” (2011) Leonardo DiCaprio, Naomi Watts. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Birders: The Central Park Effect” (MAX) (5:00) ›› “The Revenant” (2009) ›› “I, Robot” (2004, Science Fiction) Will Smith. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Project X” (2012) Thomas Mann. (S) ‘R’ (CC) › “Showgirls” (1995, Drama) Elizabeth Berkley, Gina Gershon. (S) ‘NC-17’ (CC) The Jump Off Chemistry (S) (:40) ›››› “Saving Private Ryan” (1998) Tom Hanks. U.S. troops look for a missing comrade during World War II. ››› “The Shape of Things” (2003) Gretchen Mol. (SHOW) “Die”The Borgias “The Gunpowder Plot” Nurse Jackie Nurse Jackie Nurse Jackie The Borgias “The Prince” (S) (CC) The Borgias “The Prince” (S) (CC) Nurse Jackie The Borgias “The Prince” (S) (CC) Gigolos (CC) ›› “Drive Angry” (2011) Nicolas Cage. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia” (2009) ‘NR’ (:25) ›› “Shade” (2003) Stuart Townsend. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (4:40) ››› “Sling Blade” ‘R’
››› “Ransom” (1996, Suspense) Mel Gibson, Rene Russo. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ››› “Centurion” (2010) Michael Fassbender. (:45)
› “Highlander: Endgame” (2000) Adrian Paul. (S) (12:15) ››› “Chrystal” (2004, Drama) Billy Bob Thornton. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ›› “The Singing Detective” (2003) Robert Downey Jr. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Ricochet River” (1998, Drama) Douglas Spain, Kate Hudson. ‘R’ (CC)
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M PaidPaidPaidPaidDailyColbertSunnySouth PkComedyChapChapChapChapChap(:08) ›› “Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story”FturamaFturamaSunnySunnyTosh.0
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T SportsCenterSportsCenter SportsCenterCollege Baseball NCAA World Series, Game 7: Teams TBA. SportsCenter
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W SportCtrSoccer Confederations Cup: Brazil vs. Mexico. (N) StudioSoccer
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T Life on the RockMother Angelica Cathedrals Across America SaintsCatholic ChoicesThreshold of Hope
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W Threshold of HopeMother Angelica G.K.HealingCathedrals Across America SaintFaithPius XII
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M SmarterSmarter ›› “The Da Vinci Code” (2006, Mystery) Tom Hanks. › “Deception” (2008) Hugh Jackman. › “12 Rounds” (2009) John Cena, Aidan Gillen. ›› “Takers” (2010) Matt Dillon, Paul Walker. MotherMother
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W “Thirtnth Chair” ›› “The Constant Nymph” (1943) ›› “Slightly Dangerous”(:45) ››› “Lassie Come Home”“My Name-Julia”(:45) ››› “Devotion” (1946) (CC) (:45) ›› “If Winter Comes” (1948) Sign
TH Sunny ›› “Slim” (1937) (CC) ›› “Remember?” (1939) ›› “Reno” (1939, Drama) ›› “Manpower” (1941, Drama) (CC) ››› “Conflict” (1945) ››› “Cornered” (1945) Dick Powell. ››› “Ada” (1961) (CC)
F “Adam’s Rib”(:15) ››› “Born Yesterday” (1950) ››› “Bells Are Ringing” (1960) (CC) (:15) ›› “The Outlaw” (1943) (CC) (:15) › “Young
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T “Doctor Dolittle”Flight ›› “Water for Elephants” (2011) (S) “Pussy Riot” ››› “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012) (S) (CC) (:45) ››› “Behind the Candelabra”(:45) ›› “The Eagle” (2011) (S) (CC) Maher
W ›› “The Out-of-Towners” ›› “The Ring Two” (2005) (S) (CC) ››› “Game Change” (2012) (S) (CC) › “This Means War” (2012) (:15) “Thunderstruck” (2012) (S) (CC) ››› “Chronicle” (2012) ››› “Contagion” (2011)
TH Croco ››› “Anywhere but Here” (1999) (S) “Love, Marilyn” (2012) (S) (CC) ›› “Trouble With the Curve” (2012) “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” (S) 2 Days ›› “Flight of the Phoenix” (2004) (S) Big
M (:10) ››› “Swingers” (1996) (S) (CC) “John Carpenter” (:40) ››› “The Package” (1989) (S) “Resident Evil: Apocalypse”(:05) ›› “The Change-Up” (2011) (S) (:05) ›› “Patch Adams” (1999) (S) “The Apparition”
T (5:50) “The Associate” (S) (:45) ››› “Speed” (1994) (S) (CC) (:45) “A Thousand Words”(:15) ›› “The Running Man” (1987) ›› “Battleship” (2012) Taylor Kitsch. (:15) ›› “Prince of Darkness” (1987) “Safe House” (S)
F ›› “Antitrust” (2001) Ryan Phillippe. “The Laramie Project” (2002) (:45) ›› “Dark Shadows” (2012) (S) (:45) ››› “Edward Scissorhands” ›› “The Three Stooges” ›› “Fast Five” (2011) Vin Diesel. (S) “Dream House” (MAX)
W › “Battlefield Earth” (2000) (S) (CC) ››› “Primal Fear” (1996) (S) (CC) (:10) “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows” (S) (:35) ›› “Red Tails” (2012) (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “Pushing Tin” (1999) John Cusack. (S) “Sherlock-Game”
TH Incred“Anchorman” “Glee 3D Con.” (:35) ›› “Paparazzi” (2004) ›› “The Revenant” (2009) (S) (CC) ›› “Meet Joe Black” (1998, Fantasy) Brad Pitt. (S) (CC) (:05) ››› “Troy” (2004) Brad Pitt. (S)
M (:15) ›› “Robin of Locksley” (1996) ›› “The Magic of Belle Isle” (2012) ››› “Wish Me Away” (S) (:45) ››› “The Constant Gardener” (2005) (S) “The Woman in the Fifth” (S) ›› “Payback” (1999) (S) “Big Lebowski”
T “The River Why”(6:55) “Red” (2008) (S) (CC) › “The Trouble With Bliss”(:15) ››› “The Company Men” (S) ›› “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen”“All In: The Poker Movie” (S) (:25) ›› “Knuckleball!” (S) “Rock-Exposed”
F (:10) ›› “Muppet Treasure Island”(7:50) › “Ready to Rumble”(:40) › “The Sitter” (2011) › “Bridge of Dragons” (S) (:35) “The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel”(:40) ››› “Dolphin Tale” (2011) (S) “Saving Private Ryan” (1998) (SHOW)
W “Distinguished Gentleman”(:45) ›› “Earth Girls Are Easy” (S) ›› “The Big Empty” (2003) (:15) ›› “Vanity Fair” (2004, Drama) (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “Snow Falling on Cedars” (1999) (S) “I Don’t Know How”People
TH Love(:45) ›› “Losing Chase” (1996) (S) ››› “King of California”(:05) ›› “Steel Dawn” (1987) (S) (CC) › “Meet Wally Sparks” (1997) (S) “Sympathy for Delicious” (S) (:45) ››› “Melancholia” (2011) Kirsten Dunst.
M ›› “Racing Daylight” (S) › “Loosies” (2011) (S) (CC) ››› “Knucklehead” (S) (:45) ›› “The Iron Lady” (2011) (S) ›› “Valkyrie” (2008) Tom Cruise. (S) (:45) ›› “Skateland” (2010) (S) (CC) “Spy Kids-Time”
T Advntur(:45) › “According to Spencer” (2001) › “An American Carol” (S) ›› “Foolproof” (2003) (S) (:35) ›› “Anamorph” (2007) (S) (CC) ›› “Last Dance” (1996) (S) (CC) (:20) “Redemption Road” (S) “Brighton Rock”
W Boxer(:45) › “Multiple Sarcasms” (2010) (S) ›› “Scenes From a Mall” ››› “Ondine” (2009) (S) (:45) › “The Scarlet Letter” (1995) Demi Moore. (:05) “The Lie” (2011) (S) › “The Darkest Hour” (S) “Broken Flowers”
F ››› “The Constant Gardener” (S) (:15) ›› “Shade” (2003) (S) (CC) ›› “The Prince & Me” (2004) (S) Larry Wilmore’s ›› “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen”“All In: The Poker Movie” (S) ›› “Shade” (2003) (S) (CC) (TMC)
TH (:05) ›› “The Legend of Gator Face” ›› “Holy Man” (1998) Eddie Murphy. ›› “The Snow Walker” (2003) (S) “Allan Quatermain” “In the Presence of Mine Enemies” (S) › “Derailed” (2002) (S) (CC) “Three Musk.”
F (5:40) ››› “Glorious 39” (2009) (S) ›› “The Beaver” (2011) (S) (:35) ›› “Happy Accidents” (2000) (:35) “Ten Inch Hero” (2007) (S) (CC) ›› “Skateland” (2010) (S) (:10) › “Mallrats” (1995) (S) (:45) “Dr. T & the Women”
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Grace Anne Helbig (“Attack of the Show”) is the creator of the Web original, a vlog, updated every weekday, in which Helbig pretty much talks about whatever she wants. This has earned her more than 1 million subscribers on YouTube. She also answers user questions, including “My Favorite Sex Position.”
“Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn,” www.youtube.com
The science-fiction Web series is set in the universe of the “Halo” game franchise. Written by Aaron and Todd Helbing, and directed by Stewart Hendler, it follows a cadet at a 26th-century military training academy that is attacked by alien zealots called the Covenant. Although unsure of his place in the military, after being rescued by the Master Chief, he is inspired to help him save the remaining survivors.
Most restaurateurs and bakers will tell you they got into the business because of a love of their craft but quickly found the administrative end took up most of their time.
Buddy Valastro, head baker at his family-run Carlo’s Bake Shop in Hoboken, N.J., and star of TLC’s Monday unscripted series “Cake Boss,” is one of the lucky ones. Though he admits he’s found he has a flair for business, he still devotes equal time to baking, if for no other reason than quality control.
“At the end of the day, I’d rather be doing that than the business end of it. The problem is that I’m actually really good at the business end,” he says, laughing. “It’s like a blessing and a curse, you know? A lot of people usually can’t do both, but I’m pretty good at both.
“It’s funny,” he continues, “I didn’t have any schooling or training from a culinary standpoint, and I didn’t have
any schooling or training from a business or management standpoint. My way of learning was working at Carlo’s bakery. And running a small business for 20 years really gave me a business sense to talk to CEOs of companies and heads of networks and stuff like that. I really, truly have to put that as the thing that’s helped me so much, and if I didn’t have that, I could not be the man that I am today.”
And after two decades in the business, he still gets a charge out of watching someone enjoy one of his creations.
“I have my dream job,” Valastro says. “I really do, and yesterday is a testament to that because I just had a long day, and at the end of the day I had to go finish a cake, and I lost myself in the cake. I forgot my problems of earlier that day, and I just kind of concentrated on doing something cool, and I stepped back and I was like, ‘Wow, look what I did.’ ”
“The Philip DeFranco Show,” www.youtube.com/user/sxephil Mondays through Thursdays, DeFranco does videos in which he discusses news and pop culture issues that matter to him and that he thinks should matter to you. Recent episodes include “Amanda Bynes Still Not on Drugs,” “Twitter Knows You’re a Gay Spy,” “Jennifer Aniston Now a Stripper?” and “Kai Wanted for Murder?!”
“Epic Rap Battles of History,” epicrapbattlesofhistory.com
Created by Peter Shukoff (aka “Nice Peter”) and Lloyd Ahlquist (aka “EpicLLOYD”), the series features comedic rap battles between historical and/or pop culture figures. Among the episodes are “Rasputin vs. Stalin,” “Dr. Seuss vs. Shakespeare,” “Gandalf vs. Dumbledore,” “Justin Bieber vs. Beethoven,” “Darth Vader vs. Hitler” and “Genghis Khan vs. Easter Bunny.”
What are you currently reading?
BY GEORGE DICKIE
“To tell you the truth, I don’t read too many books, just because of the fact that my schedule is – I’m going to make a little confession. I don’t get too much time for anything, and when I have spare time, I catch up on TV rather than read. I just want to veg and watch TV.”
What did you have for dinner last night?
“Veal parm.”
What is your next project?
“Well, we’re working on a new show called ‘Bakery Boss,’ where I go around and fix up old bakeries ... . And this new show is where I go and help struggling family bakeries revert and fix things up and give them a breath of fresh air, whether it’s through menu or design or cleanup or whatever it is. And I think it’s going to be a really great show because we’re really helping people.”
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“Spiderbabe” (2003, Adult) Misty Mundae. ‘R’ (CC)
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