The Brainerd Dispatch TV Week March 9th 2014

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Neil deGrasse Tyson hosts “Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey,” premiering Sunday on Fox, National Geographic Channel and affiliated outlets.

‘Cosmos’ dawns with an exciting look at the universe

By Jacqueline Cutler © Zap2it

“Awesome” and “unique” are among the words that have been cheapened from overuse. For “Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey,” let’s restore both words to their rightful place.

This is an amazing example of what can happen when nonfiction TV is done with imagination, vision and purpose.

With the largest launch of a show in television history, it premieres Sunday, March 9, on 120 Fox networks and stations in 125 countries and on 90 National Geographic channels in more than 180 countries.

The show, though, is far more than the impressive numbers a media giant can deliver. It is what’s at the heart of it that excites: an unquenchable thirst for discovery.

That’s where host Neil deGrasse Tyson comes in. If you haven’t encountered him, Tyson, 55, is basically the only rock star astrophysicist around. The Bronx-raised scientist has a direct yet fun knack for explaining complex matters.

“The cosmos is all that is, or ever was, or ever will be,” Tyson says in the show’s introduction. “Come with me.”

With that, viewers embark on a journey that traverses time and space. For those wondering, the 13-episode series is a revival — but with new material — of Carl Sagan’s “Cosmos: A Personal Voyage.” That 13-episode series was PBS’ highestrated series until “The Civil War” a decade later.

Sagan’s widow, Ann Druyan, is executive producer, writer and director. She joins Seth MacFarlane (yes, he of “Family Guy” and “Ted”), another executive producer and a fan of the original series.

“I had seen it as a child, and when I was in high school, saw it again and was able to process it in even more depth,” MacFarlane says at a press conference.

MacFarlane invited Tyson to lunch. As soon as they had appetizers, MacFarlane broached the subject of “Cosmos” and where it would air. At this point, Fox wasn’t considered.

“I said while National Geographic and Discovery Channel were some of the places that it was being considered to be pitched to, and are great networks, in a way, you’re sort of preaching to the converted. And wouldn’t it be nice to broaden it a little bit even more?” MacFarlane recalls.

Tyson instantly recognized the opportunity to take science to a more mainstream audience.

One of the astrophysicist’s gifts is relating to different audiences, as Sagan had.

Sagan, a Cornell University scientist, had spent a day with the teenage Tyson.

“Some people have overstated my relationship with him, calling him my mentor,” Tyson says. “We only met four times, maybe five, but they were significant.

“First was my first encounter with him when I was in high school,” Tyson continues. “I had applied to colleges, and I had applied to Cornell, and I had already established an interest in the universe. And unknown to me, the admissions office forwarded my application to him. He then sent me a personal letter, unsolicited, asking if I wanted to visit and see if this were the right college. He was already famous. This was an extraordinary gesture. I wondered if it were even serious, and I made contact back. And I took the bus up to Ithaca, and he met me outside of his lab and gave me a tour and asked me about my ambitions and asked me what I was up to. And he reached behind the desk and signed a book, which I still have.”

Tyson also relates this story at the end of the first episode and shows the book and Sagan’s datebook from 1975, recording their meeting.

The pilot is a riot of colors and texture and of different genres. Tyson leads us on the ship of imagination, “where we can go anywhere.” The set has portals opening above, to the future, and below, to the past. The photos of space are so vibrant that viewers will want wall-sized TVs if only to gaze at Jupiter.

“The idea was when you are viewing this, you are not in the same place as you would be watching a television documentary, so the universe is bigger than your TV,” Tyson says.

The show employs animation, which is not goofy but can ease younger viewers into the show.

The first episode tells the story of Giordano Bruno, a 16thcentury friar, who dared to say that the sun was merely another star moving in space. He also realized the universe contained unknown planets that could be populated by intelligent beings. He was burned at the stake.

Though visually different from the rest of the hour, the animated segment keeps the show’s pace. Druyan says the series’ aim is to be “wildly interdisciplinary and fearless.”

Additional episodes will take viewers, she says, “into the cell of a bear’s egg, the nucleus of a hydrogen atom, across the vis-

ible universe, down into a black hole. Science is this transporting journey across the 13.8 billion years of cosmic evolution.

“In the first series, Carl and I had this overwhelming feeling to share it with everyone,” Druyan says. “That’s what really fueled the original, and this is the same feeling. We have been through a period of hostility with science.”

When her late husband did the show, the hostility was from within the ranks of scientists rather than the public eschewing scientific facts.

“Science thought of itself as a priesthood,” she says. “If you weren’t an initiate, you could not know the chemical secrets. Carl tore down that wall. That was the whole point then, and that’s why to do it then and now.”

Thirty-four years after its debut, the time is right for a relaunch, Druyan says, “because the power of the scientific perspective is, in my view, the most awesome way to experience life and the universe.”

“Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey” premieres Sunday on Fox, National Geographic Channel and affiliated outlets.

ACROSS

1. Actor on “The Goldbergs” (2)

9. Capek’s robot play

10. VW forerunners

11. Jonny __ Miller

13. Chosen few

15. “Man of __”; 2013 movie

17. “The Middle” actress (2)

18. “Deal __ No Deal”

20. “__ With Her” (2003-04)

21. “Never __ Me Go”; 2010 Carey Mulligan film

23. “John __” (2002-03)

24. Merkel or O’Connor

25. Actress __ B. Davis

26. “Lie __ Me”

29. Spielberg’s ’82 creature

30. Jeff Probst reality series

34. Very busy U.S. airport

36. “Doe, __ __, a female deer ...”

38. Conjunction

6. “__ Hour”; 1998 film for Jackie Chan

7. Actor Robert

8. Word before a maiden name

9. Series for Billy Burke

12. Series for Lucy Liu

14. Six-pointers, for short

16. Role on “How I Met Your Mother”

19. City near Lake Tahoe

20. Actress Skye

22. Casual farewell

23. 1988 Martin Sheen film

27. “Days of __ Lives”

28. Stewart, for one

30. Indian wraparound

31. “The __ Housewives of Beverly Hills”

32. Conceited

33. Others

35. “__ to Marry a Millionaire” (1957-59)

37. “Please Don’t __ the Daisies”

40. Ming-__ Wen

41. Kildare or Quinn: abbr.

39. “The King __ __”; 1956 movie

42. “__ Yes to the Dress”

43. Actor on “The Millers” (2)

1. Calendar abbr.

2. Canal of song

3. “__ Agents”; 2011 sitcom

4. Segal’s initials

5. “__ the Movies” (1982-90)

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PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

AUTO RACING

Sunday

1:30 p.m. ) / NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Kobalt 400. From Las Vegas Motor Speedway in Las Vegas. (Live)

Monday

2:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Tuesday

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Thursday

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Friday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) 3 Wide Life

The top NASCAR teams and drivers.

Saturday

9:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Jeff Foxworthy’s Grit Chips 300, Qualifying. From Bristol Motor Speedway in Bristol, Tenn. (Live)

12:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Countdown (Live)

1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Drive to Stop Diabetes 300. From Bristol Motor Speedway in Bristol, Tenn. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Amalie Motor Oil Gatornationals, Qualifying. From Gainesville, Fla. (Same-day Tape)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Drive to Stop Diabetes 300. From Bristol Motor Speedway in Bristol, Tenn.

BASEBALL

Sunday

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Philadelphia

Phillies at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Philadelphia Phillies at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla.

Monday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Philadelphia Phillies at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Philadelphia Phillies at Minnesota Twins.

From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla.

2:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota

Twins Diamond Awards

Wednesday

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Pittsburgh Pirates at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Pittsburgh Pirates at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla.

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Pittsburgh Pirates at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla.

Thursday

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Pittsburgh Pirates at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla.

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins Diamond Awards

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Boston Red Sox at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla. (Live)

Friday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Boston Red Sox at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Baltimore Orioles at Minnesota Twins. From Hammond Stadium at the Lee County Sports Complex in Fort Myers, Fla. (Live)

Saturday

3:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Chicago

Cubs vs. New York Mets. From Cashman Field in Las Vegas. (Live)

BASKETBALL

Sunday

10:00 a.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones

11:00 a.m. _ Virginia at Maryland. (Live)

(ESPN2) Big South Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Conway, S.C. (Live)

11:30 a.m. % NBA Countdown

(Live)

12:00 p.m. % Miami Heat at Chicago Bulls. From the United Center in Chicago. (Live)

(ESPN) Women’s College Big Ten Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Indianapolis. (Live)

1:00 p.m. _ MVC Tournament,

Final: Teams TBA. From St. Louis. (Live)

7 Syracuse at Florida State. (Live)

(ESPN2) Atlantic Sun Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. (Live)

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) College

Basketball Live Scoreboard

(Live)

2:30 p.m. % Oklahoma City Thunder at Los Angeles Lakers. From Staples Center in Los Angeles. (Live)

(ESPN) Women’s College

SEC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Duluth, Ga. (Live)

3:30 p.m. _ Michigan State at Ohio State. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Women’s College ACC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Greensboro, N.C. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Women’s College Pac-12 Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Seattle. (Live)

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Oklahoma City Thunder at Los Angeles

Lakers. From Staples Center in Los Angeles. (Same-day Tape)

2:00 a.m. (MSC) Toronto Raptors at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis. (Same-day Tape)

2:30 a.m. (ESPN) Miami Heat at Chicago Bulls. From the United Center in Chicago. (Same-day Tape)

Monday

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Toronto Raptors at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) West Coast Conference Tournament, First Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Las Vegas. (Live)

(ESPN2) Summit League Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Sioux Falls, S.D. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones 12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College Basketball Live (Live)

a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live) 2:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

Wednesday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Milwaukee Bucks at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.

12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ACC Tournament, First Round: Teams TBA. From Greensboro, N.C. (Live)

AmericanAirlines Arena in Miami. (Same-day Tape) Thursday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

11:00 a.m. (ESPN) ACC Tournament, Second Round: Teams

TBA. From Greensboro, N.C. (Live)

11:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Big 12 Tournament, First Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. From Kansas City, Mo. (Live)

1:00 p.m. (ESPN) ACC Tournament, Second Round: Teams

TBA. From Greensboro, N.C. (Live)

1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Big 12 Tournament, Second Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. From Kansas City, Mo. (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College

Basketball Live Scoreboard (Live)

5:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Big Ten Tournament, First Round: Teams

TBA. From Indianapolis. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) ACC Tournament, Second Round: Teams TBA. From Greensboro, N.C. (Live) (TNT) Houston Rockets at Chicago Bulls. From the United Center in Chicago. (Live)

7:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Big Ten Tournament, First Round: Teams TBA. From Indianapolis. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) ACC Tournament, Second Round: Teams TBA. From Greensboro, N.C. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (TNT) Los Angeles Lakers at Oklahoma City Thunder. From Chesapeake Energy Arena in Oklahoma City. (Live)

11:00 p.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College Basketball Live (Live)

Friday

11:00 a.m. (ESPN) ACC Tournament, First Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. From Greensboro, N.C. (Live)

(ESPN2) Big Ten Tournament, First Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. From Indianapolis. (Live)

1:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2) College Basketball Live Scoreboard (Live)

(ESPN2) Southern Conference Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Asheville, N.C. (Live)

10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College

Basketball Live Scoreboard (Live)

10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) West Coast Conference Tournament, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Las Vegas. (Live)

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College

Basketball Live (Live)

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

Tuesday

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Milwaukee Bucks at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis. (Live)

(WGN-A) San Antonio Spurs at Chicago Bulls. From the United Center in Chicago. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) West Coast Conference Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Las Vegas. (Live)

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ACC Tournament, First Round: Teams TBA. From Greensboro, N.C. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Brooklyn

Nets at Miami Heat. From the AmericanAirlines Arena in Miami. (Live) (ESPN2) ACC Tournament, First Round: Teams TBA. From Greensboro, N.C. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College

Basketball Live Scoreboard (Live)

8:30 p.m. (ESPN) Portland Trail Blazers at San Antonio Spurs. From the AT&T Center in San Antonio. (Live) (ESPN2) AAC Tournament, First Round: Teams TBA. From Memphis, Tenn. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College

Basketball Live (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Portland Trail Blazers at San Antonio Spurs. From the AT&T Center in San Antonio.

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Brooklyn

Nets at Miami Heat. From the

ly

9:30 p.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Charlotte Bobcats. From Time Warner Cable Arena in Charlotte, N.C.

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College Basketball Live (Live)

1:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

3:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

5:00 a.m. (ESPN2) The Fab Five Chris Webber, Jalen Rose, Juwan Howard, Jimmy King and Ray Jackson at the U of Michigan in 1991.

Saturday

8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College Basketball From Indianapolis.

10:30 a.m. _ Conference USA

Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From El Paso, Texas. (Live) (ESPN2) America East Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Albany, N.Y. (Live)

11:00 a.m. (ESPN) College

GameDay (Live)

12:00 p.m. % SEC Tournament, First Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Atlanta. (Live) (ESPN) ACC Tournament, First Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Greensboro, N.C. (Live)

12:40 p.m. _ Big Ten Tournament, First Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Indianapolis. (Live)

2:00 p.m. % SEC Tournament, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Atlanta. (Live) (ESPN) ACC Tournament, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Greensboro, N.C. (Live)

3:00 p.m. _ Big Ten Tournament, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Indianapolis. (Live)

3:30 p.m. (ESPN2) SWAC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Houston. (Live)

4:30 p.m. (ESPN) College

Basketball Live Scoreboard (Live)

1:30 p.m. (ESPN) ACC Tournament, Second Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. From Greensboro, N.C. (Live)

(ESPN2) Big Ten Tournament, Second Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. From Indianapolis. (Live)

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) ACC Tournament, Third Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. From Greensboro, N.C. (Live)

(ESPN2) AAC Tournament, First Semifinal: Teams TBA.

From Memphis, Tenn. (Live)

(MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Charlotte Bobcats.

From Time Warner Cable Arena in Charlotte, N.C. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2) College Basketball Live Scoreboard (Live)

8:30 p.m. (ESPN) ACC Tournament, Fourth Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. From Greensboro, N.C. (Live)

(ESPN2) AAC Tournament, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA.

From Memphis, Tenn. (Live)

(MSC) Wolves Live (Live)

5:00 p.m. _ Mountain West Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Las Vegas. (Live) (ESPN) AAC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Memphis, Tenn. (Live)

5:30 p.m. (ESPN2) MAC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Cleveland. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) College GameDay (Live) (WGN-A) Sacramento Kings at Chicago Bulls. From the United Center in Chicago. (Live)

7:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Southland Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Katy, Texas. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Big 12 Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Kansas City, Mo. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Big West Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Anaheim, Calif. (Live)

11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College

Basketball Live (Live)

BOXING

Saturday

8:00 p.m. (SHOW) Danny Garcia vs. Mauricio Herrera. From the Ruben Rodriguez Coliseum in Bayamon, Puerto Rico. (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Golden Boy Live: Manuel Avila vs. Enrique Quevedo. From Salinas, Calif.

PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

11:30 p.m. (SHOW) All Access GOLF

Sunday

11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Pregame (Live)

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) WGC Cadillac Championship, Final Round.

Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Rory McIlroy and Henrik Stenson are expected to compete.

From Doral Golf Resort in Doral, Fla. (Live)

2:00 p.m. + WGC Cadillac Championship, Final Round.

From Doral Golf Resort in Doral, Fla. (Live) (GOLF) WGC Cadillac Championship, Spotlight Coverage.

From Doral Golf Resort in Doral, Fla. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Puerto Rico

Open, Final Round. From Rio Grande, Puerto Rico. (Sameday Tape)

9:30 p.m. (GOLF) WGC Cadillac Championship, Final Round.

Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Rory McIlroy and Henrik Stenson are expected to compete.

From Doral Golf Resort in Doral, Fla.

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Puerto Rico

Open, Final Round. From Rio Grande, Puerto Rico.

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Monday

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Puerto Rico

Open, Final Round. From Rio Grande, Puerto Rico.

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) WGC Cadillac Championship, Final Round.

Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Rory McIlroy and Henrik Stenson are expected to compete.

From Doral Golf Resort in Doral, Fla.

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Larry

David.

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty Larry

David.

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Tuesday

11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty Larry

David.

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Volvo Golf Champions Highlights Louis Oosthuizen.

3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

Never-before-seen footage of Feherty’s 2011 interview with Charles Barkley.

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Larry

David.

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions

Tour Learning Center

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) PGA Tour Golf

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central 10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) PGA Tour Golf

4:30 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Wednesday

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty Larry David. 11:00 a.m. (GOLF) School of Golf

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour 1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Qatar Masters Highlights 2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Valspar Championship, Pro-Am. From Palm Harbor, Fla. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly Highlights and previews of the European Golf Tour.

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Valspar Championship, Pro-Am. From Palm Harbor, Fla.

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Thursday

8:30 a.m. (GOLF) Trophee Hassan II, First Round. From Morocco. (Live)

12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Valspar Championship, Pro-Am. From Palm Harbor, Fla.

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Valspar Championship, First Round. From Palm Harbor, Fla. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Valspar Championship, First Round. From Palm Harbor, Fla.

8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Valspar Championship, First Round. From Palm Harbor, Fla.

11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Friday

8:30 a.m. (GOLF) Trophee Hassan II, Second Round. From Morocco. (Live)

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Valspar Championship, Second Round.

From Palm Harbor, Fla. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Toshiba Classic, First Round.

From Newport Beach, Calif. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Valspar Championship, Second Round.

From Palm Harbor, Fla.

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Valspar Championship, Second Round.

From Palm Harbor, Fla.

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Toshiba Classic, First Round.

From Newport Beach, Calif.

Saturday

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Valspar Championship, Third Round. From Palm Harbor, Fla. (Live)

2:00 p.m. + Valspar Championship, Third Round. From Palm Harbor, Fla. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) St. Louis Blues at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

3:30 a.m. (MSC) St. Louis Blues at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

5:00 a.m. (HBO) Broad Street Bullies Philadelphia Flyers’ brutal hockey players.

Monday

10:30 a.m. (MSC) St. Louis Blues at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

Tuesday

10:00 a.m. (MSC) Ice Dreams: The History of the Minnesota State High School Hockey Tournament

From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

Friday

9:00 a.m. (MSC) New York Rangers at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

Saturday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Ice Dreams: The History of the Minnesota State High School Hockey Tournament

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Columbus Blue Jackets at Minnesota Wild.

From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Columbus Blue Jackets at Minnesota Wild.

From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

1:30 a.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.

2:00 a.m. (MSC) Ice Dreams: The History of the Minnesota State High School Hockey Tournament

3:30 a.m. (MSC) Wisconsin at Michigan State. (Same-day Tape)

Friday

8:00 p.m. (SPIKE) Bellator MMA Live The world’s top fighters take part in this tournament. (Live)

OUTDOORS

Sunday

6:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Fishing Bassmaster Classic, Day 2. From Birmingham, Ala.

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Jason Mitchell Outdoors

9:30 a.m. (MSC) Keyes Outdoors

10:00 a.m. / Midwest Outdoors Helping people enjoy the outdoors.

10:35 p.m. + Minnesota Bound

11:05 p.m. ) Midwest Outdoors

Monday

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors

Saturday

7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Bassmasters From Birmingham, Ala. (MSC) Lund the Ultimate Fishing Experience

7:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It!

Outdoors

8:00 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads

8:30 a.m. (MSC) The Musky Hunter

9:00 a.m. (MSC) John Gillespie’s Water & Woods A tour of Wisconsin’s best fishing spots.

9:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors Helping people enjoy the outdoors.

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge Trolling tactics for locating and catching walleyes on Red Lake, Minnesota.

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Fishing the Midwest

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Fishing With Joe Bucher

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Sportsman’s Journal

1:00 p.m. (MSC) Jason Mitchell Outdoors

1:30 p.m. (MSC) Keyes Outdoors

6:30 p.m. + Minnesota Bound

SOCCER

Sunday

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.

Monday

4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.

Tuesday

1:30 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Highlights

The best action of the day’s action.

Thursday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Highlights

The best action of the day’s action.

Friday

4:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Europa League Highlights

10:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine All the latest news from Europe’s premier club competition.

(GOLF) Valspar Championship, Spotlight Coverage. From Palm Harbor, Fla. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Toshiba Classic, Second Round. From Newport Beach, Calif. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Valspar Championship, Third Round. From Palm Harbor, Fla.

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Trophee Hassan II, Third Round. From Morocco. (Same-day Tape)

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

HOCKEY

Sunday

11:00 a.m. + Detroit Red Wings at New York Rangers. From Madison Square Garden in New York. (Live)

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

1:00 p.m. (MSC) Ice Dreams: The History of the Minnesota State High School Hockey Tournament

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Edmonton Oilers at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn. (Same-day Tape)

Wednesday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Edmonton Oilers at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.

Thursday

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) New York Rangers at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) New York Rangers at Minnesota Wild.

6:00 p.m. (MSC) We Love It!

Outdoors

10:00 p.m. (MSC) We Love It!

Outdoors

TENNIS

Friday

Tuesday

11:00 a.m. (MSC) We Love It!

Outdoors

2:00 p.m. (MSC) We Love It!

Outdoors

Wednesday

8:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It!

Outdoors Thursday

8:30 a.m. (MSC) Lund the Ultimate Fishing Experience

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Back Roads

Friday

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge Jighead styles for smallmouth bass; large lures for fall northern pike.

11:00 a.m. (MSC) John Gillespie’s Water & Woods A tour of Wisconsin’s best fishing spots.

3:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ATP Tennis BNP Paribas Open, Men’s Third Quarterfinal. From Indian Wells, Calif. (Live)

10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ATP Tennis BNP Paribas Open, Women’s Second Semifinal. From Indian Wells, Calif. (Live)

WINTER SPORTS

Sunday

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.

Thursday

8:00 a.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.

Saturday

2:00 p.m. (MSC) Burton U.S. Open ’14

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Burton U.S. Open ’14

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T Buffy, Slayer ›› “XXX” (2002) Vin Diesel, Asia Argento. ›› “Click” (2006, Comedy) Adam Sandler. Two Two ›› “Just Go With It” (2011) Adam Sandler. SaintMotherMotherTwo Two

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TH Buffy, Slayer ›› “Baby Mama” (2008) Tina Fey. Two Two ››› “Marley & Me” (2008) Owen Wilson. MotherMother ››› “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo” (2011) Daniel Craig.

M PropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItLove It or List ItLove It or List ItLove It or List ItLove It or List ItLove It or List It

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W House H.HomesBuying and SellingBuying and SellingBuying and SellingBuying and Selling Property BrothersProperty BrothersProperty BrothersProperty BrothersProperty BrothersProperty Brothers

F Ellen ››› “Marley & Me” (2008) Owen Wilson. › “The Brothers Solomon” (2007) › “The New Guy” (2002) D. J. Qualls. Two › “Tomcats” (2001) Jerry O’Connell. Two Two MotherMother (GOLF) Morning Drive DriveVaried Programs CentralVaried (HGTV)

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T “Lone Ranger”Screen ››› “Love Affair” (1939) Screen ›› “Living on Velvet”Screen › “Bengazi” (1955) Screen ›› “Jackass Mail” (1942) Screen ›› “Confidence Girl”ScreenPara

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TH “Man-Two Faces” ›› “The Lash” (1930) › “Behind Office Doors” ›› “Paradise for Three” ››› “Thousands Cheer” (1943) (CC) (:45) ›› “Fiesta” (1947, Musical Comedy) Esther Williams, Akim Tamiroff. (CC)

F (5:00) “Solomon and Sheba” ››› “Never So Few” (1959) (CC) (:45) ››› “Beat the Devil”(:15) ›› “Hotel Paradiso” (1966) “Go Naked in the World”(:45) ›› “The Law” (1959) Gina Lollobrigida. “Come Sept.” (TLC) MultiplesBabyBabyQuintsKateVariedHoard-BuriedExtreme Extreme What Not to Wear19 Kids19 KidsCoupleCoupleSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesMediumMediumMediumVaried (TNT) Charmed Charmed SupernaturalSupernaturalSupernaturalBones Bones Bones Bones Castle Castle Castle (TOON) Ben 10BeyPokéScoobyMovie GarfieldLooney TunesTom & JerryJerryJerryJohnnyJohnnyGumballGumballAdvenAdvenRegularRegularVaried Programs (TRAV) PaidPaidPaidPaidAirport Airport No ReservationVaried Programs Food ParadiseBizarre FoodsFoodFoodBizarre Foods (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Varied Programs (TVLAND) PaidPaidPaidPaidGriffithAndy Griffith ShowGriffith(:09) Gunsmoke Gunsmoke(:40) Gunsmoke (1:50) BonanzaBonanza

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If you’ve been enjoying the border drama on FX’s “The Bridge,” you may want to check out what inspired it. When a woman is found murdered in the middle of the Oresund Bridge, spanning the Sweden-Denmark border, the police soon discover that they don’t have just one murder but two — with switched body parts.

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You might not think those who can hit, kick or shoot can also slice, dice or saute, but the opening episode of “Chopped Tournament of Stars,” a five-part special edition of Food Network’s “Chopped,” might convince you otherwise.

Premiering Sunday, March 9, it brings together celebrities from different walks of life to compete head to head in cooking challenges. The winners from the first four episodes face off for the championship in the finale on April 6, with a $50,000 grand prize going to the charity of the victor’s choice.

The premiere episode “Sports Stars!” pits four ex-athletes – 1999 World Cup heroine Brandi Chastain, NBA enforcer Charles Oakley, and Olympic gold medalists Greg Louganis and Jackie Joyner-Kersee – in various challenges.

Alex Guarnaschelli, who is a judge on the episode with Marc Murphy and Geoffrey Zakarian, was impressed but not surprised by the athletes’ skills.

“Understand that nutrition plays a huge role in athletes’ lives,” she says, “and one of the most nutritious ways to eat is to cook your own food. So

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Season 2 of the 10-part documentary series, which premiered in late February, goes behind the scenes of “Elite Model Look,” the world’s largest and most successful modeling competition. It helped launch the careers of Cindy Crawford and Gisele Bundchen.

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The third season of the British Comedy Award-winning series from Sam Bain and Jesse Armstrong, which premiered in early February, focuses on the grubby realities of student life from the points of view of six reluctant housemates who embark on their second year at university. While they bumble through their usual errors in judgment and troubles with the opposite sex, they also welcome a new housemate.

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they definitely brought that, Brandi in particular. She cooks for her family; she loves food. That really comes through. When people love food and they love cooking in their everyday lives, they tend to excel in the kitchen.”

But Guarnaschelli was caught a little off guard by the case of nerves that came over Chastain as the competition wore on.

“She just was really easy and confident in the first round, as I remember,” Guarnaschelli says, “and then I think she got to the next round and she got nervous, like ‘Oh, my God! Wait a minute, I’m going to get chopped if I do this.’ And then she kind of got tensed up. We generally find the opposite. You know, they’re really nervous in the first round. Once they make it to the second, they relax a little because they have the lay of the land. She was kind of the opposite, and that surprised me.”

As for Oakley, a 6-foot-9-inch power forward for five teams in a 19year NBA career, Guarnaschelli found him “surprisingly graceful at the stove, which if you think about it isn’t surprising, considering athletes are really graceful in general. But yeah – very elegant, delicate touch, a lot of testosterone and a lot of finesse at the same time.”

All the athletes brought skills from the competitive arena to the tournament, which Guarnaschelli says served them well on the show.

“I think no one would dispute that ‘Chopped’ is a highly athletic television show,” she says. “I think they’re used to working against the clock; I think they understand time constraints; I think they understand that there’s a crucial moment with every dish just like there’s a crucial moment in any game or any match. And I think that understanding is really useful in the kitchen.”

Ensuing episodes are “Rachael vs. Guy!” with alumni of “Rachael vs. Guy Celebrity Cook-Off” (March 16); “Comedians!” with Tommy Davidson, Sinbad, Gillian Vigman and Robert Wuhl (March 23); and “Actors!” with Lucas Grabeel, Michael Imperioli, Peter Scolari and Tasha Smith (March 30).

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(1997) Andy Garcia. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) › “Everybody Wants to Be Italian”

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(:25) › “Universal Soldier: The Return” (1999) ‘R’ (CC)

(12:50) Banshee Skin to the Max

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(:15) ›› “Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London” (2004) Frankie Muniz. (TMC) (5:25) ›› “The Good Doctor” (CC)

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(:10) ›› “Urban Legend” (1998, Horror) Jared Leto, Alicia Witt. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Absentia” (2011, Horror) Courtney Bell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) › “Def Jam’s How to Be a Player” (1997) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “Soul Plane” (2004) Kevin Hart. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “No Holds Barred” (1989, Action) Hulk Hogan. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “All In: Poker”

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(HBO) (5:45) › “Wrath of the Titans” (2012) (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Game of Thrones True Detective “Form and Void” Girls (S) (CC) Looking (CC) True Detective “Form and Void” Happy Birthday (:25) ›› “A Good Day to Die Hard” (2013) Bruce Willis. Game of Thrones (:40) ›› “8MM” (1999, Suspense) Nicolas Cage. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Stay” (2005, Mystery) Ewan McGregor, Naomi Watts. (S) ‘R’ (CC) The Out List (S) (MAX) (4:15) ››› “The Dark Knight Rises”

›› “Mission: Impossible” (1996, Action) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Banshee “Homecoming” (S) (CC) Girl’s Guide Lingerie (CC) (:05) › “Armageddon” (1998) Bruce Willis. A hero tries to save Earth from an asteroid. ‘PG-13’

(:40) “Sex Tapes” (2012) Angela Davies. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:05) ››› “The Thing” (1982, Horror) Kurt Russell, T.K. Carter. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Justice League: Doom” (2012) (CC) (SHOW) (5:20) ››› “Cool Runnings”

›› “The Longest Yard” (2005, Comedy) Adam Sandler. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) House of Lies (S) EpisodesShameless “Hope Springs Paternal” Inside Comedy Gigolos (CC)

›› “Deadfall” (2012, Suspense) Eric Bana. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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››› “Nurse Betty” (2000, Comedy) Morgan Freeman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(3:55) ››› “Passing Strange The Movie” (2009) De’Adre Aziza. ‘NR’ (CC) (TMC) (5:00) “Silver Linings Playbook” ‘R’ (:05) ›› “The Words” (2012) Bradley Cooper. (CC) (:45) ›› “StreetDance” (2010, Drama) Nichola Burley. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(12:10) “Busty Coeds vs. Lusty Cheerleaders” (2011) ››› “Darkman” (1990) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) “Girls Against Boys” (2012) Danielle Panabaker. (:45) ››› “Miami Rhapsody” (1995) (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Patrick McGoohan. A Scottish rebel rallies his countrymen against England. (CC)

Night Lights” (2004, Drama) Billy Bob Thornton, Derek Luke, Jay Hernandez.

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››› “Across the Pacific” (1942) Humphrey Bogart, Mary Astor. (CC)

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(1:55) ››› “Election” (1999) Matthew Broderick. ‘R’ (:40) ›› “Imagine Me & You” (2005) Piper Perabo. ‘R’

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›› “Lenny Cooke” (2013, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ››› “Goon” (2011) Seann William Scott. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) “Red Flag” (2012) Dustin Guy Defa. ‘NR’ ››› “Paul Williams Still Alive” (2011) (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “The Iron Lady” (2011) (CC) (TMC) (5:00) ›› “Deliver Us From Eva” ››› “Seven Psychopaths” (2012, Comedy) Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Conan the Barbarian” (1982) Arnold Schwarzenegger. ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “Conan the Destroyer” (1984) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (S) ‘PG’

››› “Killing Them Softly” (2012) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:40) ›› “Bad Company” (1995) Eric Roberts. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “The Joy Luck Club” (1993) Rosalind Chao. ‘R’

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GoodPottersBehindOsteenPrinceHillsongPraise the Lord (CC) Holy TurningPraiseCrefloBook- ›› “Time to Run” (1973) Escape From Hell BibleAcquireWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangKing of the Nerds (Season Finale) (N) Conan (N) (CC) Pete Holmes Conan (CC) Pete Holmes › “My Best Friend’s Girl” (2008) Dane Cook, Kate Hudson, Jason Biggs.

MarriedMarriedMarriedName Is Earl Engagement Name Is Earl (TCM) › “Experiment Alcatraz” (1950) (CC)

››› “Le Mans” (1971, Action) Steve McQueen, Siegfried Rauch.

››› “Grand Prix” (1966, Drama) James Garner. Three champion race-car drivers compete in the Grand Prix. (CC) (12:15) ›› “The Racers” (1955) Kirk Douglas, Bella Darvi. Premiere. (:15) ›› “The Young Racers” (1963) Mark Damon. (:45) ›› “Speed” (1936, Action) James Stewart.

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The Best Sex: A Retrospective (S) True Detective “Form and Void” (12:05) ›› “Cloud Atlas” (2012, Drama) Tom Hanks. Actions in one time ripple across the centuries. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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(:25) “Lolita From Interstellar Space” (2014) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (12:55) ›› “Original Gangstas” (1996) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) Life on Top (:15) ›› “In Their Skin” (2012, Suspense) Selma Blair. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

“The Truth About Cats & Dogs” (CC) (SHOW) ›› “Hollywoodland” (2006, Mystery) Adrien Brody, Ben Affleck. ‘R’ (:15) ››› “Quartet” (2012, ComedyDrama) Maggie Smith. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Gigolos (N) (S) ›› “Aroused” (2013) ‘NR’ (CC) (:45) Gigolos (S) (CC)

› “Original Sin” (2001, Suspense) Antonio Banderas. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Why Stop Now?” (2012) Jesse Eisenberg. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Stakeout” (1987, Suspense) Richard Dreyfuss. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (4:50) ›› “Sahara” (2005) (CC)

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› “Uninvited Guest” (2000) Mekhi Phifer. ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) “Breakaway” (2011, Comedy) Russell Peters, Rob Lowe. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (4:55) ››› “Lorenzo’s Oil” (1992)

CatBig Cat (BRAVO) › “Coyote Ugly” (2000) Piper Perabo. › “Coyote Ugly” (2000) Piper Perabo. ›› “Legally Blonde” (2001, Comedy) ›› “Burlesque” (2010) Cher, Christina Aguilera. FashionPaidPaidPaidPaidFlipping Out (CC) (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportBuried TreasureBuried TreasureBuried TreasureBuried TreasureThe Profit Buried TreasurePaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers Morgan LiveAnthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.Anthony Bourd.New Day Saturday (COM) ColbertDailyFturamaFturamaKeyKeyTosh.0Tosh.0 ›› “Jackass 3.5” (2011) (CC)

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››› “My Dinner With Andre” (1981, Comedy) Wallace Shawn. Premiere.

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(:05) ›› “Never Been Kissed” (CC) (MAX) (5:15) “Big Momma’s House 2” (S) (:05) ››› “The Conjuring” (2013) Vera Farmiga. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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››› “Silver Linings Playbook” (2012) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Byzantium” (2012, Horror) Gemma Arterton. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “A Little Help” (2010, ComedyDrama) Jenna Fischer. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Dazed and Confused” (1993) Jason London. (:45) ››› “Jarhead” (2005) Jake Gyllenhaal. Marines band together during the Gulf War. (S) ‘R’

›› “4:44 Last Day on Earth” (2011) Willem Dafoe. ›› “Knuckleball!” (2012, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

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PaidPaidPaidPaidZoneThe Twilight ZoneGeek Wedding ›› “Stargate” (1994) Kurt Russell. (CC) ›› “Paycheck” (2003) Ben Affleck. ››› “Men in Black” (1997, Action) I, Robot (TBN) VeggiePenguinKids ClbStoryRocKids Auto GdPenguinVeggieMonsterHopkinsLassieGoliathIshineInspir.TailsVeggieHeroes & LegendsCameronNews ›› “Heaven Sent” (1995) Faith (TBS) King of the NerdsHouse of Payne Meet the Browns There Yet? King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens › “Norbit” (2007, Comedy) Eddie Murphy, Thandie Newton. ›› “Barbershop” (2002, Comedy) Ice Cube, Anthony Anderson. Premiere. Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) (TCM) “Jack Bean” Now Playing (:15) ›› “The Wreck of the Mary Deare” (1959) Gary Cooper. (CC) Carson on TCM ›› “The Plot Thickens” (1936) James Gleason.

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››› “Butterflies Are Free” (1972) Goldie Hawn, Edward Albert. (CC) (DVS)

››› “Shampoo” (1975, Comedy) Warren Beatty, Julie Christie. (CC)

›› “Sonny Boy” (1990, Adventure) David Carradine. (:45) ›› “The Baby” (1973, Horror) Anjanette Comer, Ruth Roman. KeepGrass MGM Parade “Forever Darling” (TLC) Hard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceWatchWatchHard EvidenceHard EvidenceWatchWatchHard EvidencePopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) “The Italian Job” ›› “Red” (2010) Bruce Willis. (CC) (DVS) (:17) ›› “From Paris With Love”(:19) ›› “S.W.A.T.” (2003) Samuel L. Jackson. (1:49) ›› “From Paris With Love”Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) ›› “Garfield’s Pet Force”RegularKing/HillKing/HillFam GuyFam GuyBoonSpace BleachNaruto1 PieceExorcistSoul NarutoShellFullmetalSamuraiIGPXStarInuyashaLooneyLooney (TRAV) Food ParadiseGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidGrill-Pro (TVLAND) Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Raymond Raymond (:12) Everybody Loves Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls (USA) NCIS “Till Death Do Us Part” (S) Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Chrisley Knows ››› “The Bourne Ultimatum” (2007) Matt Damon.

WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC)

House “Big Baby” (S) (CC)

House “The Greater Good” (S)

House “Unfaithful” (S) (CC) House “Epic Fail” (S) (CC) House “Epic Fail” (S) (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosNBA Basketball: Kings at Bulls VideosRulesRulesRulesRules30 Rock30 RockSunnyDharmaDeathDeath › “Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj” Tom’rowPaid

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:00) ›› “Dark Shadows” (2012) ›› “The Great Gatsby” (2013, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) True Detective “Form and Void” ›› “The Great Gatsby” (2013, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(12:55) VICE (S) (:25) ››› “Magic Mike” (2012) Channing Tatum. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) › “Turbulence” (1997) Ray Liotta. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Undercover Brother” (S) (MAX) (5:15) ››› “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012) Christian Bale. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Banshee “Bullets and Tears” (CC) ››› “The Conjuring” (2013, Horror) Vera Farmiga, Lili Taylor. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Banshee “Bullets and Tears” (CC)

(12:05) “Criminal Desires” (2013) Erika Jordan. (S) ‘NR’ ›› “Mission: Impossible” (1996, Action) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:45) ›› “Cry Wolf” (2005) Lindy Booth. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) ››› “Kingdom of Heaven” (SHOW) (:15) › “Alex Cross” (2012, Action) Tyler Perry, Matthew Fox. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Boxing Danny Garcia vs. Mauricio Herrera. From the Ruben Rodriguez Coliseum in Bayamon, Puerto Rico. (N) (Live)

››› “Stir of Echoes” (1999) Kevin Bacon. ‘R’ (CC) (:40) “Stir of Echoes: The Homecoming” (2007) ‘R’ (CC)

All Access (N) Shameless “Hope Springs Paternal” House of Lies (S) Gigolos (CC) 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC)

(:10) ››› “Stir of Echoes” (1999, Suspense) Kevin Bacon. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Stir of Echoes: The Homecoming” (2007) Rob Lowe. ›› “Urban Legend” (1998) Jared Leto. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ››› “The Joy Luck Club” (1993) Rosalind Chao. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Daylight” (1996, Action) Sylvester Stallone. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Lemony Snicket’s Series” (TMC) “Java Heat” (:25) ››› “Darkman” (1990) Liam Neeson. ‘R’ (CC)

CHANNEL GUIDE

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