By Kate O’Hare © Zap2it
Boy meets girl; boy marries girl; boy and girl have a boy and girl; boy tells his boy and girl how he met his girl.
In a nutshell, that’s the premise of the CBS comedy “How I Met Your Mother,” which ends after nine seasons with a one-hour series finale on Monday, March 31.If all goes as fans hope, by the time the last credits roll, New York architect Ted Mosby (Josh Radnor) will at long last lock eyes — and who knows, maybe even lips — with “The Girl With the Yellow Umbrella” (Cristin Milioti), his future wife and the “Mother” of the title.
Also, retired playboy Bar-ney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris) will have exchanged vows with news anchor Robin Scherbatsky (Cobie Smulders), Ted’s ex-girlfriend, and spouses and new parents Marshall and Lily (Jason Segel, Alyson Hannigan), Ted’s longtime pals, will continue to be the adorable couple they’ve al-ways been.
Carter Bays, who cocre-ated and executive produces the show with his longtime pal and writing partner Craig Thomas (they
met when Thomas became the drummer for Bays’ band at Wesleyan University), is just back from a week in Hawaii. Spending time in paradise with his wife and two chil-dren was intended to help him from the stress and ex-haustion of getting “HIMYM” (as fans call it) over the fin-ish line.
“I hadn’t really done the Hawaii thing,” he says, “and it was everything they said it would be.”
Of all the twists and turns of the final season (which has played out as one very long weekend before Barney and Robin’s wedding) and the finale, the end has always been in sight.
“I feel like the less we say about the finale, the bet-ter,” says Bays. “This is the ending we conceived when we conceived the show 10 years ago. It’s what we’ve been steadfastly writing to-wards ever since.”
If Barney and Ted finally both make it down the aisle, they’re going to be a few years behind the show’s creators, who loosely based “HIMYM” on their own experience as buddies sharing an apartment in New York. Both Thomas and Bays are husbands and fathers, but
it was not always thus.“At the beginning of the series,” says Bays.
ACROSS
1. “NCIS” role (2)
8. __-__’-shanter; Scottish cap
9. Actor Calhoun
10. Eric of “Modern Family”
14. Damon, for one
15. “John __” (2002-03)
16. Greek letter
17. “One __ Hill”
18. Backyard pond fish
19. Lithuania and Latvia, once: abbr.
20. Carson’s replacement
24. “__ News Sunday Morning”
27. Last name for baseball’s Matty, Felipe and Jesus
28. “House Party” host
29. “The Bronx __” (1987-88)
32. __ on; forwarded
DOWN
5. Conjunction
6. “Dawson’s __” (1998-2003)
7. “__ __ Eye With Connie Chung” (1993-95)
8. Ivan IV and Feodor I
11. Harris or O’Neill
12. “That’s __ Raven”
13. Skater Babilonia
14. Whitney and McKinley: abbr.
20. Long-running adventure series
21. Votes into office
22. Forbidden items (hyph.)
23. “__ of Practice” (’05-’06)
24. Presidential nickname
25. Keith, for one
26. “The Big __”; Marx Brothers movie
29. Passion
30. Initials for actor Levant
31. “Game __ Thrones”
34. Nothing
35. Annapolis acad. operator
Sunday 11:30 a.m. ) / NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: STP 500. From Martinsville Speedway in Martinsville, Va. (Live)
2:00 p.m. % IndyCar Racing Firestone Grand Prix of St. Petersburg. From St. Petersburg, Fla. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing SummitRacing.com Nationals. From Las Vegas. (Same-day Tape)
Tuesday
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now
Thursday
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now
Friday
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Countdown (Live)
7:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series:
O’Reilly Auto Parts 300. From Texas Motor Speedway in Fort Worth, Texas. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (MSC) 3 Wide Life
The top NASCAR teams and drivers.
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: O’Reilly Auto Parts 300. From Texas Motor Speedway in Fort Worth, Texas.
Saturday
10:00 a.m. (CNBC) Formula One Racing Gulf Air Bahrain Grand Prix, Qualifying. From Bahrain International Circuit in Sakhir, Bahrain. (Live)
Sunday
5:30 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight: Sunday Night Countdown (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Los Angeles Dodgers at San Diego Padres.
From PETCO Park in San Diego. (Live)
2:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Los Angeles Dodgers at San Diego Padres.
From PETCO Park in San Diego. (Same-day Tape)
Monday
8:00 a.m. (MSC) MLB 2014
Season Preview
11:00 a.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
12:00 p.m. (ESPN) (WGN-A) Chicago Cubs at Pittsburgh Pirates. From PNC Park in Pittsburgh. (Live)
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Boston Red Sox at Baltimore Orioles. From Oriole Park at Camden Yards in Baltimore. (Live)
(MSC) Twins Live (Live)
2:45 p.m. (WGN-A) 10th Inning
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) St. Louis Cardinals at Cincinnati Reds.
From Great American Ball Park in Cincinnati. (Live) (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox. From U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Colorado Rockies at Miami Marlins.
From Marlins Park in Miami. (Live)
(MSC) Twins Live (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Seattle Mariners at Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. From Angel Stadium of Anaheim in Anaheim, Calif. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live) (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox. From U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago.
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Chicago Cubs at Pittsburgh Pirates.
From PNC Park in Pittsburgh.
(Same-day Tape)
Tuesday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox.
From U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago.
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox.
From U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago.
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
Wednesday
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox.
From U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago.
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
1:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox.
From U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
6:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Philadelphia Phillies at Texas Rangers.
From Globe Life Park in Arlington, Texas. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox.
From U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago.
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Boston Red Sox at Baltimore Orioles. From Oriole Park at Camden Yards in Baltimore. (Same-day Tape)
Thursday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox.
From U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago.
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
1:00 p.m. (MSC) (WGN-A) Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox. From U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins at Chicago White Sox.
From U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago.
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins at Chicago White Sox.
From U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago.
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) St. Louis Cardinals at Cincinnati Reds.
From Great American Ball Park in Cincinnati. (Taped) Friday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox.
From U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago.
12:30 p.m. (WGN-A) Next Year Is Here Preview of the upcoming Chicago Cubs season.
1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Philadelphia Phillies at Chicago Cubs.
From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Live)
1:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
2:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians. From Progressive Field in Cleveland. (Live)
1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Women’s College NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Louisville, Ky. (Live)
3:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Women’s College NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Stanford, Calif. (Live)
3:55 p.m. _ 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
4:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
5:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Brooklyn Nets. From Barclays Center in Brooklyn, N.Y. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Women’s College NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Stanford, Calif. (Live)
8:30 p.m. (ESPN) Women’s College NCAA Tournament, Regional Final: Teams TBA. From Lincoln, Neb. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly Tuesday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Boston Celtics at Chicago Bulls. From the United Center in Chicago.
2:30 p.m. (MSC) Boston Celtics at Chicago Bulls. From the United Center in Chicago.
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Women’s College NCAA Tournament, Regional Final: Teams TBA. From Louisville, Ky. (Live)
(ESPN2) NIT Tournament: Teams TBA. (Live)
7:00 p.m. (TNT) Houston Rockets at Brooklyn Nets. From Barclays Center in Brooklyn, N.Y. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Women’s College NCAA Tournament, Regional Final: Teams TBA. From Stanford, Calif. (Live)
(ESPN2) NIT Tournament: Teams TBA. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (TNT) Portland Trail Blazers at Los Angeles Lakers. From Staples Center in Los Angeles. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
Wednesday
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Brooklyn Nets at New York Knicks. From Madison Square Garden in New York. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Memphis Grizzlies at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis. (Live)
4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) 10th Inning
5:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
Saturday
12:30 p.m. (WGN-A) White Sox
Warm-Up
1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Chicago
White Sox at Kansas City Royals. From Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City, Mo. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
BASKETBALL
Sunday
6:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College
GameDay
10:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College
GameDay
(MSC) Courtside Jones
11:00 a.m. (ESPN) Women’s College NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Louisville, Ky.
(MSC) Wolves Weekly Monday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Brooklyn Nets. From Barclays Center in Brooklyn, N.Y.
1:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
6:30 p.m. (ESPN) Women’s College NCAA Tournament, Regional Final: Teams TBA. From South Bend, Ind. (Live) (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Los Angeles Clippers at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis. (Live)
(TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)
Friday
1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Dick’s Sporting Goods National Tournament, First Semifinal: Teams TBA. From New York. (Live)
3:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Dick’s Sporting Goods National Tournament, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA. From New York. (Live)
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Denver Nuggets at Memphis Grizzlies. From the FedEx Forum in Memphis, Tenn. (Live) (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Miami Heat. From the AmericanAirlines Arena in Miami. (Live)
8:30 p.m. (ESPN) Oklahoma City Thunder at Houston Rockets. From the Toyota Center in Houston. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College
GameDay (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Miami Heat. From the AmericanAirlines Arena in Miami.
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Oklahoma City Thunder at Houston Rockets. From the Toyota Center in Houston.
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Denver Nuggets at Memphis Grizzlies. From the FedEx Forum in Memphis, Tenn. (Same-day Tape)
5:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight
Saturday
8:30 p.m. (ESPN) McDonald’s All-American Game: East vs. West. From Chicago. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Brooklyn Nets at New York Knicks. From Madison Square Garden in New York.
Thursday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Memphis Grizzlies at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) NIT Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Madison Square Garden in New York. (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Powerade Jamfest. From Chicago. (Taped)
(TNT) San Antonio Spurs at Oklahoma City Thunder. From Chesapeake Energy Arena in Oklahoma City. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) State Farm
Slam Dunk & 3-Point Championship. From Dallas. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (TNT) Dallas Mavericks at Los Angeles Clippers. From Staples Center in Los Angeles. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College
GameDay
9:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Girls High School Basketball Dick’s Sporting Goods National Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From New York. (Live)
11:00 a.m. _ Reese’s All-Star Game. From AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas. (Taped) (ESPN) Dick’s Sporting Goods National Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From New York. (Live)
12:30 p.m. (ESPN) State Farm Slam Dunk & 3-Point Championship. From Dallas.
1:00 p.m. _ The Real Fans of NCAA March Madness
1:30 p.m. _ Planning for Success
2:00 p.m. (TBS) Road to the Final Four
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College GameDay From Fort Worth, Texas. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (TBS) The Final Four Show
5:00 p.m. (TBS) (TNT) (TRUTV)
2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)
6:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Chicago Bulls at Washington Wizards. From Verizon Center in Washington, D.C. (Live)
7:30 p.m. (TBS) (TNT) (TRUTV)
2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)
10:30 p.m. (TBS) Inside March Madness Coverage of the 2014 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament.
(TRUTV) Inside March Madness Coverage of the 2014
NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
Sunday
9:00 a.m. (HBO) Cedric Agnew vs. Sergey Kovalev. Sergey Kovalev takes on Cedric Agnew in the 12-round main event, from Atlantic City, N.J.
11:30 a.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Pacquiao/ Bradley 2 Manny Pacquiao and Timothy Bradley, Jr. discuss their bout.
Tuesday
11:00 p.m. (HBO) Cedric Agnew vs. Sergey Kovalev. Sergey Kovalev takes on Cedric Agnew in the 12-round main event, from Atlantic City, N.J.
1:00 a.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Pacquiao/ Bradley 2 Manny Pacquiao and Timothy Bradley, Jr. discuss their bout.
Wednesday
6:45 p.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Pacquiao/ Bradley 2 Manny Pacquiao and Timothy Bradley, Jr. discuss their bout.
Saturday
1:15 p.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Pacquiao/ Bradley 2 Manny Pacquiao and Timothy Bradley, Jr. discuss their bout.
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Golden Boy: Antonio Tarver vs. Mike Sheppard. From Sunrise, Fla. GOLF
Sunday
6:00 a.m. (GOLF) Kia Classic, Third Round. From Carlsbad, Calif.
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Valero Texas Open, Final Round. Players expected to compete include Jim Furyk, Zach Johnson, Matt Kuchar and Retief Goosen. From San Antonio. (Live)
2:00 p.m. + Valero Texas Open, Final Round. From San Antonio. (Live) (GOLF) Valero Texas Open, Spotlight Coverage. From San Antonio. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Kia Classic, Final Round. From Carlsbad, Calif. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Valero Texas Open, Final Round. Players expected to compete include Jim Furyk, Zach Johnson, Matt Kuchar and Retief Goosen. From San Antonio.
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Monday
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Valero Texas
Open, Final Round. Players expected to compete include Jim Furyk, Zach Johnson,
Matt Kuchar and Retief Goosen. From San Antonio.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Tuesday
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) PGA Tour Golf
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.
4:30 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Wednesday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly Highlights and previews of the European Golf Tour.
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Digest Equipment Insider
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Kraft Nabisco Championship, Pro-Am. From Rancho Mirage, Calif. (Sameday Tape)
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Kraft Nabisco Championship, Pro-Am. From Rancho Mirage, Calif.
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Thursday
9:00 a.m. (GOLF) Kraft Nabisco Championship, Pro-Am. From Rancho Mirage, Calif.
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Kraft Nabisco Championship, First Round. From Rancho Mirage, Calif. (Live)
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Shell Houston Open, First Round. From Redstone Golf Club in Humble, Texas. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Kraft Nabisco Championship, First Round. From Rancho Mirage, Calif. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Kraft Nabisco Championship, Second Round. From Rancho Mirage, Calif. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Shell Houston Open, Second Round. From Redstone Golf Club in Humble, Texas.
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Kraft Nabisco Championship, Second Round. From Rancho Mirage, Calif.
3:00 a.m. (GOLF) Shell Houston Open, Second Round. From Redstone Golf Club in Humble, Texas.
Saturday
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Kraft Nabisco Championship, Second Round. From Rancho Mirage, Calif.
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Kraft Nabisco Championship, Third Round. From Rancho Mirage, Calif.
4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Sunday
11:00 a.m. + Boston Bruins at Philadelphia Flyers. From Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia. (Live)
Monday
4:20 a.m. (HBO) Broad Street Bullies Philadelphia Flyers’ brutal hockey players.
Saturday
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live
(Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Pittsburgh Penguins at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live
(Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Pittsburgh Penguins at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.
Sunday
7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Bassmasters From Bainbridge, Ga.
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Jason Mitchell Outdoors
9:30 a.m. (MSC) Keyes Outdoors
10:00 a.m. / Midwest Outdoors Helping people enjoy the outdoors.
10:35 p.m. + Minnesota Bound
11:05 p.m. ) Midwest Outdoors
Monday
10:30 p.m. (MSC) We Love It!
Tuesday 8:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It!
Wednesday
8:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It!
Thursday
8:30 a.m. (MSC) Lund the Ultimate Fishing Experience
Sunday
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Monday
9:00 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer
Tuesday
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
1:00 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Highlights
Wednesday
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) United States vs. Mexico. From Glendale, Ariz. (Live)
Thursday
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Friday
11:00 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer
Saturday
11:30 a.m. + English Premier League Soccer Chelsea FC vs Stoke City FC. From Stamford Bridge in London, England. (Live)
12:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer
1:30 p.m. + Premier League Goal Zone (Live)
2:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine All the latest news from Europe’s premier club competition.
Sunday
1:00 p.m. (MSC) PowerShares Series: Oklahoma City. McEnroe, Lendl, Courier and Chang. From Oklahoma City. (Taped)
1:30 p.m. (ESPN) ATP Tennis Sony Open, Men’s Final. From Miami. (Live)
2:00 a.m. (MSC) PowerShares Series: Oklahoma City. McEnroe, Lendl, Courier and Chang. From Oklahoma City. (Taped)
8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Shell Houston Open, First Round. From Redstone Golf Club in Humble, Texas.
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Kraft Nabisco Championship, First Round. From Rancho Mirage, Calif.
3:00 a.m. (GOLF) Shell Houston Open, First Round. From Redstone Golf Club in Humble, Texas.
Friday
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Kraft Nabisco Championship, First Round. From Rancho Mirage, Calif.
10:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Kraft Nabisco Championship, Second Round. From Rancho Mirage, Calif. (Live)
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Shell Houston Open, Second Round. From Redstone Golf Club in Humble, Texas. (Live)
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Shell Houston Open, Third Round. From Redstone Golf Club in Humble, Texas. (Live)
2:00 p.m. + Shell Houston Open, Third Round. From Redstone Golf Club in Humble, Texas. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Kraft Nabisco Championship, Third Round. From Rancho Mirage, Calif. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Shell Houston Open, Third Round. From Redstone Golf Club in Humble, Texas.
Friday
8:00 a.m. (MSC) John Gillespie’s Water & Woods A tour of Wisconsin’s best fishing spots.
8:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge Musky fishing on Lake of the Woods in Northwest Ontario.
Saturday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) We Love It!
Outdoors
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads
9:00 a.m. (MSC) John Gillespie’s Water & Woods A tour of Wisconsin’s best fishing spots.
9:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors Helping people enjoy the outdoors.
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge Search tactics for prespawn crappies; ice fishing for channel catfish.
6:30 p.m. + Minnesota Bound
Thursday
12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WTA Tennis Family Circle Cup, Round of 16. From Charleston, S.C. (Live)
Friday
12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WTA Tennis Family Circle Cup, Quarterfinal. From Charleston, S.C. (Live)
Saturday
12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WTA Tennis Family Circle Cup, First Semifinal. From Charleston, S.C. (Live)
Sunday
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.
Thursday
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.
(S) Gator Boys (N) (S) (BRAVO) Dating RitualsHousewives/Atl.Housewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCReal HousewivesReal HousewivesHousewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl. (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidSexiestPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) New Day Sunday (N) PoliticsState of the UnionFareed ZakariaReliable SourcesState of the UnionFareed ZakariaCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN Newsroom (COM) PaidPaidKroll ››› “Trading Places” (1983) Dan Aykroyd. ›› “Austin Powers in Goldmember”FturamaFturamaFturamaFturamaFturama ›› “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder” ›› “Liar Liar” (1997) (CC) (DISC) PaidPaidOsteenIn TouchUnited-BurgersUnited-BaconDeep Fried MaTimber Kings (S) Timber Kings (S) Timber Kings (S) Fast N’ Loud (S) Fast N’ Loud (S) Fast N’ Loud (S) Car Hoards (DISN) Wil. Doc PiratesSofiaAustinJessieAustinLiv-Mad.AustinLiv-Mad.DogDogDogLiv-Mad.Liv-Mad.Good Good Good I Didn’tI Didn’tAustinAustinAustinAustin (E!) ›› “You’ve Got Mail” (1998) Tom Hanks. The FaThe Voice (S) (CC) The Voice (CC) The Voice (S) (CC)
››› “13 Going on 30” (2004) ›› “Maid in Manhattan” (2002) (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenter (N) OutsideSportsSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) Women’s College Basketball Sports.ATP Tennis Sony Open, Men’s Final. From Miami. PBA Bowling Baseball (ESPN2) College GameDay (CC) Bassmasters From Bainbridge, Ga. (N) SportsCenter (N) (CC) Outside Lines Spo. Reporters College GameDay (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) NCAA Update Women’s College Basketball Women’s College Basketball NCAA Update
(EWTN) ChapletRosarySunday Mass (N) LitanyBkmrkVaticanoGodCatholic.RosarySunday MassLitanyIn Concert From Berlin. MercyRosaryGrab ParablesPriests and DeaDevoCrossing (FAM) Melissa ››› “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire” (2005) Daniel Radcliffe. ››› “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix” (2007) ››› “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” (2009) Rupert Grint “Harry Potter-Deathly Hall.” (FNC) FOX and Friends Sunday (N) Maria BartiromoMediaBuzz (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Journal Editorial News HQHealthy You Housecall MediaBuzzFOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace (FSN) PaidPaidPaidRoadsOutPaidOutOutCourtDodgeGame DumbestSports UnlimitedTennis Car Warriors (S) WolvesWolvesNBA Basketball (FX) ››› “Spider-Man 2” (2004, Action) Tobey Maguire. (:08) ›› “Spider-Man 3” (2007) Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst. “Fantastic Four: Silver Surfer”
& Sam & (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidOff RoadEngineTruckMuscleContracContracContracContracBar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) (SYFY) PaidPaidPaidPaidZoneJim Henson’s“Wolvesbayne” (2009) Jeremy London. “Red: Werewolf Hunter” (2010) (CC) ›› “Underworld: Evolution” (2006) ›› “Underworld: Rise of the Lycans”30 Days (TBN) PurvisUrbanPassionTouchFranklinTurningChristWinningPrinceRedeemWordIn TouchPowerWrittenConleySuperBest of PraiseJ. HageeMarriageMiracleG. JakesJ. Meyer (TBS) MarriedCougar Town (S) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) ›› “American Wedding” (2003, Comedy) Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan.
››› “I Love You, Man” (2009, Comedy) Paul Rudd, Jason Segel.
››› “Hot Tub Time Machine” (2010) John Cusack, Rob Corddry. (DVS)
››› “Blades of Glory” (2007, Comedy) Will Ferrell, Jon Heder. (DVS)
“Anchorman: Legend of Ron” (TCM) (5:00) ››› “Weekend at the Waldorf” (1945) (CC) ›› “Kissin’ Cousins” (1964) Elvis Presley. (CC) (:15) ››› “Million Dollar Mermaid” (1952, Biography) Esther Williams. (CC) (:15) ››› “The Lady From Shanghai” (1948) Rita Hayworth. (CC)
›››› “Anastasia” (1956, Drama) Ingrid Bergman, Yul Brynner.
›››› “Topkapi” (1964, Suspense) Melina Mercouri, Peter Ustinov. (CC) (:15) ›› “Quentin Durward” (CC) (TLC) Dr. Frederick K.C. PricePaidSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesThe Little CoupleGypsy WeddingGypsy Wedding Gypsy WeddingGypsy WeddingGypsy Wedding (TNT) Law & Order “I.D.” Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” (2006) “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse” (TOON) TenkaiTenkaiBeyWar.PokeBen 10LegendsTeenTeen ›› “Garfield’s Pet Force”AdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenUncle Uncle “Diary-Wimpy” (TRAV) When VacationsDangerous Gr.Mysteries-MuseumDeclassifiedChurch SecretsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsFoodAdam Spring BreakHotel Impossible (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidUploadUploadKiller KaraokeJokersJokersClipaholicsClipaholicsMost ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingtruTV Top Funniest (TVLAND) (:12) The Golden Girls (S) (CC) Golden Girls Golden Girls Cleveland The Soul Man Roseanne (S) Roseanne (:12) Roseanne “Vegas, Vegas” Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle (:12) Gilligan’s Island (CC) (USA) Paid Program JeremiahPastor Chris Joel Osteen SirensSirensSuits “Heartburn” (CC) (DVS)
NCIS “A Desperate Man” (S)
NCIS “Life Before His Eyes” (S)
NCIS “Psych Out” (S) (CC) (DVS) NCIS “Need to Know” (S)
NCIS Classified information is leaked. NCIS “The Good Son” (S)
NCIS “The Missionary Position”
NCIS “Rekindled” (S) (CC) (DVS) (WGN-A) ZacharFactsDavidTom’row ›› “Brother Bear” (2003) (CC) Heat of the NightHeat of the NightHeat of the NightFunny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosFunny Videos
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (5:15) ›› “One Day” (2011) (CC) ›› “Mama” (2013) Jessica Chastain. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Game, Thrones Boxing Cedric Agnew vs. Sergey Kovalev. (S) (CC)
24/7(:45) ›› “The Three Stooges” (2012, Comedy) Sean Hayes. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) ›› “Rebound” (2005) Martin Lawrence. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
› “Wrath of the Titans” (2012) Sam Worthington. (CC) (:45) “Mama” (MAX) (5:25) ››› “Near Dark” (1987) (:05) › “New Year’s Eve” (2011) Halle Berry, Jessica Biel. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:10) ››› “Pitch Perfect” (2012) Anna Kendrick. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:05) ››› “True Lies” (1994, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Broken City” (2013, Crime Drama) Mark Wahlberg. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:20) ›› “There’s Something About Mary” (1998) Cameron Diaz. ‘R’ (CC) “Jack Giant” (SHOW) (5:00) ››› “The Impossible” (2012) ›› “Notting Hill” (1999, Romance-Comedy) Julia Roberts. ‘PG-13’
(:05) ›› “People Like Us” (2012, Drama) Chris Pine. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Byzantium” (2012, Horror) Gemma Arterton. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Quartet” (2012) Maggie Smith. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:45) › “Alex Cross” (2012, Action) Tyler Perry, Matthew Fox. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “The Impossible” (2012) Naomi Watts. ‘PG-13’ (TMC) (5:45) ››› “The
SUNDAY EVENING MARCH 30, 2014
BROADCAST CHANNELS
KTCA Minnesota WI Foodie Call the Midwife (S) (PA) (CC)
Masterpiece Classic Rose returns for the fifth anniversary. (N) (S) (CC)
Minnesota Independent Lens (N) (CC) (DVS) Independent Lens “Strong!” (S) Reindeer Queen Call the Midwife (Season Premiere) Masterpiece Classic Rose returns for the fifth anniversary. (S) (CC)
sota Independent Lens (S) (CC) (DVS)
Queen
KSTP America’s Funniest Home Videos Once Upon a Time “Quiet Minds” (N) Resurrection “Us Against the World” (:01) Revenge “Addiction” (N) (S) 5 Eyewitness News at 10 (N) (S) On the Road Engagement Raymond Sanctuary “Trail of Blood” (S) (CC) Family Recipe MotionABC World News Now (N) (CC) America Morning NewsNewsNews
KCCO 60 Minutes (N) (S) (CC) The Amazing Race “Down and Dirty” The Good Wife “The Last Call” (N) The Mentalist “Violets” (N) (CC)
WDSE Nature A study of how plants behave. Call the Midwife (S) (PA) (CC)
KAWE NewsHour Wk Common Ground Call the Midwife (S) (PA) (CC)
Masterpiece Classic Rose returns for the fifth anniversary. (N) (S) (CC)
Masterpiece Classic Rose returns for the fifth
NewsWCCO 4 News CSI: Miami “Chain Reaction” (CC) Criminal Minds “Tabula Rasa” (S) Leverage (CC) NewsWCCO 4 News Paid Program Up to Minute
Doc Martin “Aromatherapy” (CC) Call the Midwife (Season Premiere) Masterpiece Classic Rose returns for the fifth anniversary. (S) (CC) (Off Air)
Megalodon: The Monster Shark LivesRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersOranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.FashionHousewives/Atl.Real HousewivesHousewives/Atl.Housewives/NYCFashionPaidPaidPaidPaidTabatha’s Salon (CNBC) DebtOn The Profit American GreedAmerican GreedMoney TalksMoney TalksCrime Inc.PaidPaidMoney TalksWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) Special ReportDeath Row StoriesDeath Row StoriesChicagolandDeath Row StoriesDeath Row StoriesChicagolandDeath Row StoriesDeath Row StoriesChicagolandEarly StartNew Day (N) (COM) Liar Liar ››› “Dumb & Dumber” (1994) Jim Carrey. Amy SchumerSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkPaidPaidPaidPaid
(DISC) Naked and AfraidNaked and Afraid: Naked and Afraid (N) (CC) NakedNaked and AfraidNaked After DarkNaked and Afraid: Naked and AfraidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) JessieI Didn’t ››› “Despicable Me” (S) PhineasJessieWin, ANT Good Good Good Shake ItANT Deck“Stuck in the Suburbs” (S) DeckDeckFish PhineasHenryChug (E!) Total DivasTotal DivasTotal Divas (N) Eric & ChrisleyGiuliana & Bill (N) Total DivasEric & ChrisleyChelseaSoupTotal DivasPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(ESPN) CountdownMLB Baseball Los Angeles Dodgers at San Diego Padres. SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) SportsCenter (CC) SportsCenter (CC) SportCtrSportCtrSportsCenter
(ESPN2) Women’s College Basketball College GameDay (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) NHRA Drag Racing SummitRacing.com Nationals. From Las Vegas. (N Same-day Tape) (CC) College GameDay (N) (Live) (CC)
(EWTN) World Over LiveSunday PrimeG.K.RosaryHeart of the MatterLife on the RockSunday MassLitanyDevoSunday PrimeLet LoveIn Defense of ReliBkmrkCateHeritageCrossing
(FAM) “Harry Potter and Deathly Hallows” ››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2”OsteenJ. MeyerPaidPaidPaidPaidSleep PaidPaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerChild
(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee FOX News SpecialStossel Huckabee FOX News SpecialStossel
(FSN) NBA Basketball WolvesWorld PokerThe Best of PrideSledCuttingWorld PokerNBA Basketball
Poker
(5:03)
“Thor” (2011) (:42)
“Captain America: The First Avenger” (2011) (:21) “Captain America: The First Avenger”PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) LPGA Tour Golf Kia Classic, Final Round. From Carlsbad, Calif. (N) (Live) PGA Tour Golf Valero Texas Open, Final Round. Players expected to compete include Jim Furyk, Zach Johnson, Matt Kuchar and Retief Goosen. From San Antonio.
HuntersHunt IntlCaribCaribBeachBeachAlaskaAlaskaHuntersHunt IntlBeachBeachAlaskaAlaskaHuntersHunt
American PickersAx Men (CC) Ax Men (N) (CC) No Man’s Land (N) Cryptid: Beast(:01) Ax Men (CC) (12:01) Ax MenNo Man’s LandCryptid: BeastPaidThe Real WestPaidSave Our History
› “The Ugly Truth” (2009) (CC) Drop Dead DivaDrop Dead Diva(:02) › “The Ugly Truth” (2009) (CC) Drop Dead DivaDrop Dead DivaPaidHair!PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
NHL LiveNHL Hockey: Blackhawks at Penguins NHLNHL TopMatch of the DayEnglish Premier League Soccer (S) Cycling PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidGrill-ProPaidPaid
(NICK) Sam & Sponge.InstantSee DadFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFriendsFriends(:12) Friends (CC) Friends’70s’70sGeorge(:12) George LopezGeorgeGeorgeYesDearYesDearHang.Hang.
(SPIKE) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (N) (S) ContracContracBar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) ContracContracBar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) PaidPaidPaidPAINPaidPaid (SYFY) (5:30) ›› “30 Days of Night” (2007) ››› “Let Me In” (2010) Kodi Smit-McPhee. ›› “Blade II” (2002) Wesley Snipes. (CC) ›› “Vampyre Nation” (2012) (CC) Jim Henson’sZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) Lead BlessedOsteenKerryCopeCrefloSpring Praise-A-Thon Kickoff Spring Praise-A-Thon Kickoff (TBS) “Anchorman: Legend of Ron” Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig Bang ›› “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” (2004) Will Ferrell. (DVS)
››› “Blades of Glory” (2007, Comedy) Will Ferrell, Jon Heder. (DVS)
›› “American Wedding” (2003, Comedy) Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan. MarriedMarriedEngagement Name Is Earl (TCM) (5:15) ›› “Quentin Durward” (CC)
››› “Born to Dance” (1936) Eleanor Powell, James Stewart. (CC)
›› “I Dood It” (1943, Musical Comedy) Red Skelton, Eleanor Powell. (CC)
›› “The First Auto” (1927, Drama) Barney Oldfield, Patsy Ruth Miller.
›››› “The Bicycle Thief” (1948) Lianella Carell (:45) ›››› “Of Mice and Men” (1939) Burgess Meredith. (CC) (DVS) Carson on TCM ›› “Dallas” (1950, Western) (TLC) My Five Wives (S)
MediumMediumMediumMediumMy Five Wives (N) MediumMediumMy Five Wives (S) MediumMediumMy Five Wives (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPete Pete (TNT) “Pirates-Carib.” ›› “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” (:32) ›› “National Treasure: Book of Secrets”“Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl”(:04) Law & OrderSmallville “Hydro” Smallville (CC) (TOON) “Diary-Wimpy”StevenTeenKing/HillKing/HillBurgersBurgersFam GuyFam GuyRickChina, ILSuperjailBurgersBurgersFam GuyFam GuyRickChina, ILSuperjailKing/HillKing/HillGumballGumball (TRAV) Hotel ImpossibleMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumChurch SecretsMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumChurch SecretsMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) truTV Top FunniesttruTV Top FunniestWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...truTV Top FunniestWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Raymond Raymond (:12) Everybody Loves Raymond Raymond Raymond Cleveland (:38) The Soul Man “All the Way Live” King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Playing With Fire” (S) NCIS Jimmy and Ducky go missing. NCIS “Seek” (S) (CC) (DVS) NCIS “You Better Watch Out” (S) Suits “Heartburn” (CC) (DVS) (:01) NCIS “A Desperate Man” (S) ››› “Casino Royale” (2006, Action) Daniel Craig. James Bond plays poker with a man who finances terrorists. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Burn Notice “Shock Wave” (WGN-A) Funny Videos“Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome” ››› “A Few Good Men” (1992, Drama) Tom Cruise. (CC) Salem30 RockSunnyDharma ››› “Under the Tuscan Sun” (2003) WGN Morning NewPaidJ. Meyer
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (5:45) ›› “Mama” (2013) Jessica Chastain. (S) ‘PG-13’ ›› “The Heat” (2013, Comedy) Sandra Bullock, Demián Bichir. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
VICE (S) (CC)
›› “The Hangover Part III” (2013) Bradley Cooper. ‘R’ (:45) VICE (S) (12:15) ›› “American Reunion” (2012) Jason Biggs. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) Dennis Miller: The Raw Feed (S) (:15) › “Turbulence” (1997, Suspense) Ray Liotta, Lauren Holly. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Conchords “Undercovr”
(MAX) (5:20) ›› “Jack the Giant Slayer” (:15) › “Big Momma’s House 2” (2006) Martin Lawrence. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012) Christian Bale. Batman faces a masked villain named Bane. (:45) Zane’s Sex Chronicles Feature 5: Entice A compilation of episodes. (S) (:20) ›› “There’s Something About Mary” (1998) Cameron Diaz. ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Silver Linings Playbook” (2012) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ››› “Jarhead” (2005, War) Jake Gyllenhaal. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(12:10) ››› “Dazed and Confused” (1993, Drama) Jason London. ‘R’
›› “Urban Legend” (1998) Jared Leto. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “The Good Doctor” (2011) Orlando Bloom.
(:15) ››› “The Joy Luck Club” ‘R’
(:20) ›› “Blown Away” (1994, Suspense) Jeff Bridges. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Armageddon” (SHOW) “Impossible” House of Lies (S) Shameless “Liver, I Hardly Know Her” Shameless “Emily” (N) (S) (CC) House of Lies (N) House of Lies (S) Shameless “Emily” (S) (CC) Shameless “Emily” (S) (CC) House of Lies (S) ››› “Jungle Fever” (1991, Drama) Wesley Snipes. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Do the Right Thing” (1989, Drama) Danny Aiello. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Passing Strange The Movie” (2009) (TMC) (:10) ›› “The Words” (2012, Drama) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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JobsDirty JobsDirty JobsDirty JobsTanked: UnfilteredSwamp WarsGator BoysFinding BigfootFinding Bigfoot
T My Cat From HellAnimal CopsAnimal CopsPit-ParoleesPit-Parolees
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M PaidPaidPaidPaidDailyColbertComedySunnySouth Pk(:26) ›› “The Slammin’ Salmon” (CC) (:26) “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder”KeyKeyKeyFturamaFturamaSouth PkTosh.0
T CommunSunnySouth PkAmy Amy Amy Amy Amy Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0
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W (10:56) ›› “Without a Paddle” (2004) South PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth Pk
TH CommunSunnySouth Pk(:11) › “Epic Movie” (2007) Kal Penn. ChapChapSunnySunnySunnyFturama
F CommunSunnySouth Pk“Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult”Work.Work. (DISC) PaidRobisonJ. MeyerPaidAlmost, AwayDisappearedWicked AttractionSins & SecretsVaried Programs
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F SavedSavedChrisleyChrisleyGiuliana & Bill Selena GomezTaylor SwiftPostedEric & Jessie: Eric & (ESPN)
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WTA Tennis High School Basketball High School Basketball
M ChapletRosaryDaily MassSunday PrimeMother AngelicaWomen RosaryDaily MassThe Best ofReliSaintChapletRosaryTruthWith JeCatholicBkmrkFaithLet Love
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M PaidPaidWolvesWolvesMLB 2014 PreUEFA Champions League Soccer Vikings NBA Basketball WolvesTwins LiveMLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox. (N)
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M ›› “Iron Man 2” (2010) Robert Downey Jr. ››› “Thor” (2011, Action) Chris Hemsworth. MotherMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherMother
T Ellen ››› “The Missing” (2003, Western) Tommy Lee Jones. Two Two › “Push” (2009) Chris Evans, Dakota Fanning. ››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011, Action) James McAvoy. Saint Two
F Due WaterAngling UEFA Champions League Soccer Twins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians. (N) Twins Wolves (FX)
W › “Push” (2009) Chris Evans, Dakota Fanning. › “88 Minutes” (2007) Al Pacino, Alicia Witt. ›› “Armored” (2009) Matt Dillon. ›› “Vantage Point” (2008, Suspense) AngerTwo Two “Captain America-Avgr”
TH › “88 Minutes” (2007) Al Pacino, Alicia Witt. ›› “Armored” (2009) Matt Dillon. Two Two ›› “Vantage Point” (2008, Suspense) MotherMotherTwo Two › “Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance”Captain
F ›› “Hereafter” (2010) Matt Damon, Cécile de France. ›› “Everybody’s Fine” (2009) ›› “An Unfinished Life” (2005) Two Two › “Deception” (2008) Hugh Jackman. Two Two MotherMother (GOLF) Morning Drive Morning DriveVaried ProgramsDriveVaried Programs CentralVaried (HGTV)
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T UltimateFisher.Fishing B. DanceBiteFishingUltimateIntoSaltwaOutd’rsOff RoadEngineNASCARPro Football TalkNHL Top
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W Off RoadEngine Fisher.Extreme SportBassSltwtrIntoSaltwaSpec
TH RivalsNHL Hockey BassBiddingSeasonsLunker.HortonIFA RedOutsideTruckMuscle Skiing
F PL-NewsPremierMatchPL-NewsThe Dan Patrick Show Formula One RacingCountMartinOutdoorFishingB. DanceOutd’rsFishingIndyCar RacingCount NHL Live (NICK)
M PaidPaidPaidPaidPolice VideosCops ›› “Out of Time” (2003) Denzel Washington. › “The Marine” (2006) John Cena. (S) › “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” (2009) Channing Tatum. ›› “Hitman” (S)
T Police Shootouts!Police ShootoutsPrisoners/ControlCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsInk MasterInk Master
Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.PAWPAWUmiDora...Dora...BubbleBubblePAWPAWWallyPeterRabbidsSponge.Sponge.ParentsParentsSanjaySponge.Sponge. Sponge.Sponge. (SPIKE)
W Tattoo ›› “The Thing” (2011) Joel Edgerton (S) ›› “The Crazies” (2010) Timothy Olyphant. (S) ››› “Dawn of the Dead” (2004) Sarah Polley. ››› “Kick-Ass” (2010, Action) (S)
TH CSI: NY CSI: NY ››› “Kick-Ass” (2010) Aaron Johnson. (S) ›› “The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift” (S) ›› “Ninja Assassin” (2009, Action) Rain. (S) Cops
F GanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandCopsCopsCops (SYFY)
M PaidPaidJim Henson’s“Red: Werewolf Hunter” (2010) (CC) › “The Bleeding” (2009) Vinnie Jones. ›› “Vampyre Nation” (2012) (CC) ›› “Blade II” (2002) Wesley Snipes. (CC) ››› “Let Me In” (2010)
T ZoneZoneJim Henson’sFace Off Face Off Face Off Face Off Face Off Face Off Face Off Face Off Face Off
W Jim Henson’s ›› “The Ferryman” (2007) Kerry Fox. “Phantom Racer” (2009) Greg Evigan. ›› “Haunted High” (2012) (CC) “American Horror House” (2012) (CC) “Ghost Storm” (2012) Crystal Allen.
TH ZoneJim Henson’sJim Henson’s › “Dracula 2000” (2000, Horror) (CC) “Wes Craven Presents Dracula II”“30 Days of Night: Dark Days” (2010) ›› “30 Days of Night” (2007) Josh Hartnett.
F ContinuumContinuumContinuumContinuumContinuumContinuumContinuumContinuumContinuumContinuumContinuum (TBN)
M (3:00) Spring Praise-A-Thon KickoffSpring Praise-A-Thon Kickoff Spring Praise-A-Thon Kickoff
T (2:00) Spring Praise-A-Thon Kickoff W
F (TBS)
M MarriedMarriedThere BrownsPayneFull H’sePrincePrincePrinceOfficeOfficeCleveAmer.Amer.Amer.CougarFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsKingKingSeinfeldSeinfeld
(TCM)
M (5:00) “Dallas”
››› “Angel and the Badman” › “The Deadly Companions” (1962) ›› “Billy the Kid” (1930, Western) ››› “Vera Cruz” (1954) (:45) ››› “For a Few Dollars More” (1965) “High Plains”
T Safety ››› “At the Circus” (CC) “Abbott & Cos-Hollywood” ›› “The Nitwits” (1935) ›› “The Yellow Cab Man” ››› “The Pink Panther” (1963) (CC) ››› “The Twelve Chairs”(:15) ››› “The Great Race” (1965)
W “To Paris-Love” ››› “The Swan” (1956) Grace Kelly. ›››› “Great Expectations” (1946) ››› “The Scapegoat”(:45) “Kind Hearts and Coronets” (CC) “The Lavender Hill Mob”(:15) ›› “The Comedians” (1967)
TH “I’ll See You” ››› “Lover Come Back” (1961) ››› “Billy Rose’s Jumbo” (1962) (:15) ››› “Love Me or Leave Me” (1955) (CC) ›› “April in Paris” (1952) (:15) ››› “Calamity Jane” (1953) “Tunnel of Love”
F “Miss Pinkerton”(:15) “He Was Her Man” (CC) “Big Shakedown”(:45) ››› “Babbitt” (1934) “Off the Record”(:15) ›› “The Moonlighter”(:45) “The Treasure of Pancho Villa”“Tennessee C.”“What’s the Matter-Helen?”
(TLC) MultiplesBabyBabyQuints19 Kids19 KidsObsesObsesExtremeExtremeWhat Not to Wear19 Kids19 KidsCoupleVaried Programs
(TNT) Charmed Charmed SupernaturalSupernaturalSupernaturalBones Bones Bones Bones Castle Castle Castle
(TOON) Ben 10BeyPokéAdvenAdvenScoobyScoobyGarfieldLooney TunesTom & JerryJerryJerryJohnnyJohnnyGumballGumballAdvenAdvenRegularRegularVaried Programs
(TRAV) PaidPaidPaidPaidMysteries-MuseumNo ReservationVaried Programs Food ParadiseBizarre FoodsFoodFoodBizarre Foods (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...DumbestVariedDumbestVariedDumbestVariedDumbestVaried Programs
(TVLAND) PaidPaidPaidPaidGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffith(10:51) GunsmokeGunsmoke(:07) Gunsmoke(:15) BonanzaBonanzaVariedGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffith (USA)
M ››› “Casino Royale” (2006, Action) Daniel Craig. (CC) NCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los Angeles
T ChrisleyChrisley › “Good Luck Chuck” (2007) (CC) Law & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVU
W House ›› “Crank” (2006) Jason Statham. NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS TH Suits Law Order: CILaw Order: CILaw & Order: SVULaw & Order:
F White CollarCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime Scene (WGN-A) PaidCrefloRobisonPaidWalker, RangerWalker, RangerHeat of the NightHeat of the NightNewsVaried Programs Law
(2012) Christian Bale. ››› “Bowfinger” (1999) University Sing ›› “Bee Season” (2005) Game ›› “The Transporter 2” (S) 24/7 ››› “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012)
TH (5:40) ›› “EDtv” (1999) (S) Game ››› “Pitch Perfect” (2012) (S) (CC) Prison(:45) ›› “She’s the Man” (2006) (S) REAL Sports“Ace Ventura” ›› “Musical Chairs” (2011) “Beasts-Southrn”
F “Hot Shots! Part” ››› “In Her Shoes” (2005) (S) (CC) (:15) ›› “Trouble With the Curve” (S) (:15) ›› “Fever Pitch” (2005) (S) (CC) Doll & Doll & ›› “The Wedding Date”State of Play ›› “The Lucky One” (S) (MAX)
M (5:25) › “Armageddon” (1998) (S) ›››› “The Godfather” (1972) Marlon Brando. (S) (CC) ›››› “The Godfather, Part II” (1974) Al Pacino. (S) (CC) ››› “The Godfather, Part III” (1990) Al Pacino. (S) (CC) Stoker
T (5:20) ››› “Heat” (1995) Al Pacino. (:15) ›› “Parental Guidance” (2012) ››› “The Shining” (1980) Jack Nicholson. (S) ››› “Syriana” (2005) (S) (CC) (:40) ››› “Prometheus” (2012) Noomi Rapace. (4:50) ›› “Ted”
W (5:15) ››› “Munich” (2005) (S) (CC) › “Me, Myself & Irene” (2000) (S) › “Showtime” (2002) (S) (:40) ››› “Argo” (2012) Ben Affleck. (:45) ››› “The Long Kiss Goodnight” (1996) (3:50) ›› “Jack the Giant Slayer” (S)
TH “Man With Golden Gun”(:40) ››› “The East” (2013) (S) (:40) ››› “Assault on Precinct 13” ››› “The Conjuring” (2013) (S) (CC) ›› “Stoker” (2013) Mia Wasikowska. (:20) ››› “The Negotiator” (1998) Warm
M “Passing Strange”“Quality Balls: Steinberg”(:20) “Kindergarten Cop”(:15) “Shakespeare High” (S) (:45) ›› “The Producers” (2005) Nathan Lane. › “The Cold Light of Day”(:45) ››› “Nixon” (1995) Anthony Hopkins.
T (:10) ›› “Good Boy!” (S) “Family Band” (:10) ›› “The Big Kahuna”(:40) › “Sexting” (2011) (S) “Detention of the Dead”(:45) ›› “Gone” (2012) (S) (CC) › “The New Daughter” (2009) (CC) Sinister
F Romy“Ice Age: Continental Drift” ›› “There’s Something About Mary”(:05) ›› “This Is 40” (2012) Paul Rudd. (S) (CC) (:20) ›› “The Man in the Iron Mask”(:35) ››› “Tombstone” (1993) Kurt Russell. (S) “Broken City” (S) (SHOW)
W 3 Musk(:40) ››› “Lorenzo’s Oil” (1992) Nick Nolte. ›› “Wicker Park” (2004) (S) (CC)
TH Crimes“Detective Dee and the Mystery”
›› “The Brothers Bloom” (2008) (S) “Stir of Echoes” ›››› “Five Fingers” › “Java Heat” (2013) Kellan Lutz. (S)
››› “The Impossible” (2012) (S) ››› “Your Sister’s Sister”(:45) ›› “Mafia!” (1998) (:15) ››› “Fearless” (2006) Jet Li. ››› “The Ghost Writer” (2010) (CC)
F “The Secret of My Success” ›› “Foolproof” (2003) (S) (:05) “Gucci: The Director” ››› “Quartet” (2012) (S) (:15) ››› “Carlito’s Way” (1993) Al Pacino. (S) (:40) ››› “Coach Carter” (2005) (S) (CC) “Diary-Black” (TMC)
M (5:15) “The Joy Luck Club”(:35) ›››› “That’s What I Am” (S) “Bending Rules”(:45) ›› “Gone” (2012) (S) (CC) (:20) ›› “Man on a Ledge”(:05) ›› “54” (1998) (S) (:40) ›› “StreetDance” (2010) (S) 50/50 (S)
T Loren › “Mr. Magoo” (1997) (CC) “No Look Pass” (2011) (CC) “Nobody Walks” (2012) (S) ›› “Scenes From a Mall” › “A Dark Truth” (2012) Andy Garcia. “The Inheritance” (2010) (S) (3:55) “Nobody Walks” (S) Save W › “Houseguest”(:05) ››› “Rize” (2005) (:35) ›› “For Ellen” (2012) (:10) ›› “Return to Paradise” (1998) (:05) › “Houseguest” (1995) Sinbad. (1:55) › “Deep Rising” (S) (:45) ›› “For Ellen” (2012) (S) (CC) My
TH (5:35) › “Letters to God” ›› “Medicine Man” (1992) (S) (CC) ››› “The Illusionist” (2006) (S) (CC) ››› “My Left Foot” (S) (:15) ›› “Once in the Life” (2000) (S) (:05) ››› “Another Stakeout” (1993) “The Illusionist”
F (5:35) “Inside Out”(:10) › “The Reunion” (2011) (S) (CC) “Agent Cody Banks 2”(:40) ››› “Junior” (1994) (S) (CC) ›› “Kindergarten Cop” (1990) (CC) ›› “Havana” (1990) Robert Redford. (CC) “Lemony Snick.”
“GeekBeat,” geekbeat.tv
Tech shows come and go, but Cali Lewis has been bringing users news on the latest and greatest gadgets for more than 1,000 episodes. Recent installments of the show look at GeekBeat’s new headquarters, the ins and outs of Gmail, a Raspberry Pi supercomputer, portable electric vehicles, smart watches and more.
“1863,” blip.tv/ 1863series
The drama follows 16year-old Taylor (Rebecca Gruss) and her grandfather (Jack Hussey) as they journey into the history of their West Virginia hometown, the Civil War and each other’s pasts. Also starring Sally the Dog, Mairin Gillespie, Eric Smallwood and Josh Brooks. Directed by Robert Tinnell; produced by Jeffrey Tinnell.
Construction noises are the ambient sound as Chris Nirschel surveys the new restaurant at the gateway to Greenwich Village, where he serves as executive chef.
By Manhattan standards, the restaurant is huge – 8,000 square feet upstairs, 5,000 down. He set the menu, which includes 20 New York beers on tap. Nirschel had already wrapped MTV’s “House of Food,” premiering Monday, March 31.
In it, aspiring chefs can learn from the best – provided they have what it takes to learn. Three accomplished chefs, rarely known for their retiring ways, are there to teach, and when one contestant admits she is there more as a hobbyist, they have no patience for her.
The aspiring chefs gather in an exquisite California house, and over the course of the show, they learn tricks of the trade. Living together, there is the usual drama of a group of 20-somethings living together and competing.
Nirschel says what surprised him most was the growth of the participants and how he enjoyed seeing them come into their own in the kitchen.
“The 47th Floor,” blip. tv/47thfloor
Billed as the “only historical sci-fi series on the Internet based on true stories,” this blends facts from the past and present, dating back to the atom bomb dropped on Nagasaki. It then speculates on the effect of that radioactive fallout on the survivors of the bombing and their offspring. Written and created by Gary O. Bennett.
“Dominion,” blip.tv/dominionseries
The detective noir series creates a world where supernatural creatures live side by side with humans. The creatures prefer to stay in the shadows and just be known as legends and myths, but one private investigator finds out that sometimes the truth is more dangerous than myth. Starring Sean Michael Field, Maia Nicholson, Mateo Prendergast and Jaime Lee.
“Personality in a plate,” he calls it. “I didn’t really know what to expect. These are aspiring chefs, with no culinary education. They are also at the age where there will be drama and chaos in the kitchen and I work with them through that process.”
Nirschel is no stranger to reality TV. He had been on “Food Network Star,” “Chopped” and “Couples Therapy” and likes being a TV presence. Being on this show, Nirschel says, reinforced that he loves to mentor and teach. He also instructs kids about cooking and is on a mission to improve lunches in New York schools.
“I enjoy coaching and teaching people who want to be taught,” he says. Classically trained at the French Culinary Institute, Nirschel has worked at a few New York restaurants and formed Culinary Bad Boy Productions, a New York catering company. Cooking comes naturally to Nirschel, whose first dish was pizza made with his dad.
“I would be kneading the dough with my dad to make calzones and make pizza,” he says. “When I was really young and trying to make omelets, I was so terrible. My uncle from Argentina used to take me fishing, and he taught me his grandmas’ recipes. I am very lucky to have a culinary heritage.”
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MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. From Angel Stadium of Anaheim in Anaheim, Calif.
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(FX) ››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011, Action) James McAvoy. ArcherChozenArcherChozenChozenArcherArcherChozenRescue MePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
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(SPIKE) (5:00) “Hitman” (S) › “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” (2009) Channing Tatum. ›› “Hitman” (2007, Action) (S) › “The Marine” (2006) John Cena. (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(SYFY) (4:30) “Let Me In”Bitten “Caged” (N) Being Human (N) Lost Girl “Origin” Bitten “Caged” (S) Being HumanLost Girl “Origin” Helix Jim Henson’sPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) (2:00) Spring Praise-A-Thon KickoffSpring Praise-A-Thon Kickoff Spring Praise-A-Thon Kickoff (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) Pete Holmes Conan (CC) Pete Holmes › “The Tuxedo” (2002, Comedy) Jackie Chan, Jennifer Love Hewitt. MarriedMarriedMarriedName Is Earl Engagement Name Is Earl (TCM) (5:00) “High Plains
Drifter” (1973) (CC) Eva Marie Saint: Live, Film Festival
›››› “On the Waterfront” (1954, Drama) Marlon Brando, Eva Marie Saint. (CC) Eva Marie Saint: Live, Film Festival ››› “Raintree County” (1957) Montgomery Clift. A Southern belle lures a teacher away from his true love. (CC)
›››› “North by Northwest” (1959, Suspense) Cary Grant, Eva Marie Saint. (CC) (DVS)
››› “Safety Last” (1923) (TLC) The Little CoupleThe Little CoupleThe Little CoupleThe Little CoupleThe Little CoupleThe Little CoupleThe Little CoupleThe Little CouplePopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPete Pete (TNT) Castle (S) Castle (S) Dallas (N) (CC) (:01) Dallas (CC) Private LivesPrivate LivesLaw & Order (S) (:02) Law & Order(:02) The CloserThe Closer (CC) Smallville (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) StevenUncle King/HillKing/HillCleveCleveFam GuyRickAmer.Fam GuyChickenAqua SquidFam GuyRickAmer.Fam GuyChickenGhostSquidCleveCleveGumballGumball (TRAV) FoodFoodBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) LizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardSafeSafeLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardSafeSafeLizardLizardFull ThrottleVegas PaidPaid Paid (TVLAND) Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle (:12) Gilligan’s Island (CC) Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens Cleveland The Soul Man King of Queens King of Queens Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Happily Divorced Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS: Los Angeles “Lockup” (S)
WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (S Live) (CC) (:05) Sirens (:36) NCIS: Los Angeles “Borderline” (:35) NCIS: Los Angeles (S) (:33) NCIS: Los Angeles (S) (:31) NCIS: Los Angeles “Standoff” Chrisley Knows Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Chrisley Knows Chrisley Knows (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosSalemParksParks30 Rock30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidWGN Morning NewPaidJ. Meyer
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(HBO) Doll & Em (S) (:25) ›› “Taken 2” (2012) Liam Neeson. ‘PG-13’ (CC) Prison Terminal (:45) The University of Sing Sing (CC) John Leguizamo’s Ghetto Klown (S) (CC) Game of Thrones (:45) ›› “A Good Day to Die Hard” (2013, Action) Bruce Willis. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (:25) ››› “Magic Mike” (2012) Channing Tatum. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) Broad Street Bullies (S) (CC) “Madagascar” (MAX) (5:30) ›› “Stoker” (2013) (S) ‘R’
(:15) ›› “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island” (2012) Dwayne Johnson. ‘PG’ › “Armageddon” (1998) Bruce Willis. A hero tries to save Earth from an asteroid. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:35) Femme Fatales (S) (CC) (:25) ›› “Warm Bodies” (2013) Nicholas Hoult. (CC) (:05) “All Babe Network” (2013) Mary Carey. ‘NR’ (CC)
›› “Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead” (1991) Christina Applegate. (CC) (:20) “Heat” (SHOW) (3:45) ››› “Nixon” (1995) ‘R’ Shameless “Emily” (S) (CC) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) Shameless “Emily” (S) (CC)
››› “Coach Carter” (2005, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Ri’chard. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Inside Comedy ›› “Lawless” (2012, Crime Drama) Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Killing Them Softly” (2012) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ››› “Ain’t Them Bodies Saints” (2013) Rooney Mara. ‘R’ (CC)
“Assault on Wall Street” (2012) Dominic Purcell. (S) ‘R’
(:40) ›› “The Depraved” (2011) Nathalie Kelley. ‘NR’
(:15) ››› “Lorenzo’s Oil” (1992, Docudrama) Nick Nolte. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Inside Comedy ›› “Saw II” (2005, Horror) Donnie Wahlberg. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “Bully” (2001, Drama) Brad Renfro, Rachel Miner. ‘R’ ›› “The Muse” (1999) Albert Brooks. ‘PG-13’ (TMC) (5:20) ››› “50/50” (2011) ‘R’
of Arms (CC) ›››› “Pulp Fiction” (1994) John Travolta. Criminals cross paths in three interlocked tales of mayhem. (CC)
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(HBO) (5:30) ›› “Trouble With the Curve” (2012) (S) ‘PG-13’ 24/7 ›› “The Great Gatsby” (2013, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
VICE (S) (CC) Boxing Cedric Agnew vs. Sergey Kovalev. (S) (CC) (:15) ››› “Trance” (2013) James McAvoy. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Body Snatchers” (1993) Gabrielle Anwar. ‘R’ (Off Air) (MAX) (4:50) “Ted” (:45) ››› “Tombstone” (1993, Western) Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer, Michael Biehn. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “The Bourne Legacy” (2012, Action) Jeremy Renner, Rachel Weisz. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Co-Ed Confidential 4Play Feature 1: Coming
(12:55) ›› “The Campaign” (2012) Will Ferrell. ‘R’
(:35) Femme Fatales (S) (CC)
(:20) ››› “The Debt” (2010) Helen Mirren. ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ››› “Munich” (2005) (S) ‘R’ (SHOW) (5:30) ›› “Sinister” (2012) Ethan Hawke. (S) ‘R’ (CC) House of Lies (S) Shameless “Emily” (S) (CC) House of Lies (S) Inside Comedy Shameless “Emily” (S) (CC) Gigolos (CC) “Sexy Baby” (2012, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
›› “The Yards” (2000, Crime Drama) Mark Wahlberg. Premiere. ‘R’
› “As Cool as I Am” (2013) Claire Danes. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Your Friends & Neighbors” (1998) ‘R’ (CC) (12:15) › “Fascination” (2004) Jacqueline Bisset. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Eden” (2012, Drama) Jamie Chung. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:40) › “Krippendorf’s Tribe” (1998) (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) › “Houseguest” (1995) ‘PG’
›› “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back” (2001) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) › “The Three Musketeers” (2011) (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:20) ›› “Save the Date” (2012) › “The Brass Teapot” (2012) Juno Temple. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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(HBO) “Dark Knight” Face Off, Max › “Identity Thief” (2013, Comedy) Jason Bateman, Jon Favreau. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Doll & Em (N) (:25) Doll & Em (S) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) John Leguizamo’s Ghetto Klown (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “Savages” (2012, Crime Drama) Taylor Kitsch, Blake Lively, Aaron Johnson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
University Sing (:45) › “Identity Thief” (2013, Comedy) Jason Bateman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) “EDtv” (MAX) (5:50) ›› “Hell Baby” (2013) Rob Corddry. ‘R’ (CC) ›› “The Purge” (2013) Ethan Hawke. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “The Place Beyond the Pines” (2012) Ryan Gosling, Eva Mendes. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Girl’s Guide Erotic Traveler (:25) ›› “Dark City” (1998) Rufus Sewell. ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) “Carnal Awakening” (2013) Reena Sky. ‘NR’ (CC) (:35) ›› “The Revenant” (2009, Comedy) David Anders. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Man” (SHOW) (5:55) › “The Cold Light of Day” (2012) Henry Cavill. (S) House of Lies (S) 60 Minutes Sports (N) (S) (CC) Shameless “Emily” (S) (CC) 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC)
››› “The Best Man” (1999, ComedyDrama) Taye Diggs. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Fade to Black” (2004, Documentary) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Sarafina!” (1992, Musical) Leleti Khumalo. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Winter Solstice” (2004) Anthony LaPaglia. ‘R’
› “Between Us” (2012) Julia Stiles. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “The Master” (2012, Drama) Joaquin Phoenix, Philip Seymour Hoffman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “About Cherry” (2012) Ashley Hinshaw. ‘NR’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “B.U.S.T.E.D.” (1999, Crime Drama) Goldie. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Senseless” (1998) Marlon Wayans. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Letters to God”
››› “Crimes of the Heart” (1986) (TMC) (5:20) “My Week With Marilyn” ‘R’
Money TalksAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperChicagolandChicagoland (N) Anderson CooperChicagolandChicagolandForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicForensicEarly StartNew Day (N) (COM)
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(FX) “Captain America: The First Avenger”SaintAnger ››› “Captain America: The First Avenger”SaintAngerLouieRescue MePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
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(NICK) Sponge.Sam & InstantSee DadFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFriendsFriends(:12) Friends (CC) Friends’70s’70sGeorge(:12) George LopezGeorgeGeorgeYesDearYesDearHang.Hang.
(SPIKE) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (S) (CC) Ink Master (CC) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Police VideosPolice VideosPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) ›› “Drive Angry” (2011, Action) (CC) ›› “Machete” (2010) Danny Trejo. “Zombie Apocalypse” (2011) (CC) ›› “Machete” (2010) Danny Trejo. ›› “Drive Angry” (2011, Action) (CC) Sanctuary (CC) PaidPaid (TBN) (2:00) Spring Praise-A-Thon KickoffSpring Praise-A-Thon Kickoff Spring Praise-A-Thon Kickoff (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) Pete Holmes Conan (CC) Pete Holmes ›› “Race to Witch Mountain” (2009) Dwayne Johnson, AnnaSophia Robb. MarriedMarriedMarriedName Is Earl Engagement Name Is Earl (TCM) (5:00) ››› “The Tunnel of Love”
››› “The Thrill of It All” (1963) Doris Day, James Garner. (CC)
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(HBO) “BeastsSouthrn” Game of Thrones REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) ›› “The Hangover Part III” (2013) Bradley Cooper. ‘R’ Game, Thrones Downtown Girls: Hookers, Honolulu VICE (S) (CC) Game of Thrones ›› “Made” (2001) Jon Favreau. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “For a Good Time, Call...” (2012) Ari Graynor.
(:05) ›› “The Hangover Part III” (2013) ‘R’ (CC) Prison TerminalPvt. Jack Hall “Hot Shots!” (MAX) (5:45) ›› “Warm Bodies” (2013) Nicholas Hoult. (CC) › “How High” (2001) Method Man. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “The Conjuring” (2013, Horror) Vera Farmiga, Lili Taylor. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Life on Top (S) Life on Top (S)
(12:05) ›› “The Man With the Iron Fists” ( 2012) RZA. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
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(:15) ›› “Killer Joe” (2011) Matthew McConaughey. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Romy and Michele’s” (SHOW) (:15) ››› “The Impossible” (2012, Drama) Naomi Watts. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) ››› “Dazed and Confused” (1993, Drama) Jason London. ‘R’ (CC) Penn & Teller ››› “Seven Psychopaths” (2012, Comedy) Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “The Double” (2011) Richard Gere. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Blitz” (2011, Suspense) Jason Statham, Aiden Gillen. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Dead Presidents” (1995, Drama) Larenz Tate, Keith David. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Lawless” (2012, Crime Drama) Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Hick” (2011, Drama) Chloe Grace Moretz. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ›› “Kounterfeit” (1997) Bruce Payne. ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “The Confession” (1999, Drama) Alec Baldwin. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Inside Out” (S)
› “The Crow: City of Angels” (1996) Vincent Perez. ›› “The Pledge” (2008, Western) Luke Perry. (CC) “SecretMy” (TMC) (5:00) ››› “The Illusionist” (2006)
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(12:10) The Sex Awards (S) (CC) ››› “Nurse Betty” (2000, Comedy) Morgan Freeman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Hannah Takes the Stairs” (2007) Greta Gerwig. (S) ‘NR’ Mumford & Sons: Road
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“Nobody Walks” (2012) Olivia Thirlby. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Alive” (1993, Docudrama) Ethan Hawke. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) › “A Dark Truth” (2012, Suspense) Andy Garcia. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Ain’t Them Bodies Saints” (2013) Rooney Mara.
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›› “It Happens Every Spring” (1949, Comedy) Ray Milland, Jean Peters. (CC)
››› “Assault on Precinct 13” (1976) Austin Stoker.
›› “The Super Cops” (1974) Ron Leibman. (CC) (:15) Booked for Safekeeping ››› “Neptune’s Daughter” (1949) (TLC) Dateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
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(12:55) ›› “Man of Steel” (2013, Action) Henry Cavill, Amy Adams. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:25) VICE (S)
(3:55) ›››› “American Beauty” (1999) Kevin Spacey. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (MAX)
(5:05) ››› “Argo”
(2012) ‘R’
(:10) ›› “Admission” (2013) Tina Fey, Paul Rudd. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “The Internship” (2013) Vince Vaughn. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Girl’s Guide Girl’s Guide ›› “Gangster Squad” (2013, Crime Drama) Josh Brolin. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(1:55) The Erotic Traveler Feature 2: Object of Desire
(:40) › “Screwed” (2000) Norm Macdonald. (S) ‘PG-13’ (:05) › “Chernobyl Diaries” (2012) (SHOW) Shameless (S) (CC) Shameless “Liver, I Hardly Know Her” Shameless “Emily” (S) (CC) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) House of Lies (S) ››› “21 Grams” (2003, Drama) Sean Penn, Naomi Watts. Premiere. ‘R’ (:45) ›› “Lionheart” (1990) Jean-Claude Van Damme. ‘R’ (TMC) (:15)
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