By Jacqueline Cutler © Zap2it
A mist falls over Paris as Zoe Saldana settles into the hair and makeup trailer on a narrow, cobblestone street. Two women fuss over her for very little reason.
Saldana, star of NBC’s “Rosemary’s Baby,” considers the obvious question:
Why?Why remake a movie haunting enough that people remain dis-turbed 45 years later? Saldana so believed in this concept, she also signed on as a producer of the fourhour miniseries that premieres Sunday, May 11, and concludes Thursday, May 15.
“The Rosemary of Roman Polanski’s film was a woman of a different time,” Saldana says. “She was very respectful and obedient of her husband. It does not exist in my nature to try to want to do that.
”The actors, director and producers tell the only reporter granted an extended visit to the Paris sets that though the miniseries is different from the film, it’s true to Ira Levin’s 1967 best-seller.
“I would forget the other film was ever made,” says Jason Isaacs, who plays Roman Casavet. “There’s a book. There’s no reason someone couldn’t tell it every year.
”In this, Rosemary left her career as a dancer because she was pregnant. She was plunged into despair when the fetus died at four months. Rosemary and husband Guy Woodhouse (Patrick J. Adams), a struggling
writer, have the chance to start over.
When someone offers a fresh take on life in Paris, it doesn’t take long to say yes.
“Paris is such a Gothic city and very ancient,” Adams says. “That fish out of water takes on a whole new element here.”
“In the original and the novel, it is about the walls closing in, in the apartment,” says David A. Stern, an executive producer. “We needed to put her as a stranger in a strange land. Paris can be so beautiful and welcoming, but it can also be Gothic, and those dark alleys, and suck you in.
”Rosemary does not speak French, so she is alienated. Guy teaches English literature at the Sorbonne, and they live in a garret for faculty housing.
On her first day exploring Paris, Rosemary’s purse is snatched. She takes off after the thief, who’s hit by a car. Another wallet is recovered, which Rosemary returns to its owner, Margaux Castevet (Carole Bouquet), Roman’s elegant wife.
In the first of many coincidences, Roman is on the board of the Sorbonne.
“She feels the people are very generous, too generous, and my husband thinks I am getting a little paranoid,” Saldana says. “As the story keeps going, things happen that are too important for her to ignore.
”Rosemary has every reason to be suspicious of this urbane couple. A rough cut of the film shows Roman and Margaux giv-
ing Guy and Rosemary a black cat, which soon saves their lives from a mysterious fire.
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Thursday
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Hard Charge
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Saturday
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Saturday
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Monday
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now
Tuesday
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Thursday
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Friday
6:00 p.m. (MSC) 3 Wide Life
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2:30 a.m. (MSC) 3 Wide Life
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Saturday
3:00 p.m. % IndyCar Racing Indianapolis 500, Qualifying. From Indianapolis Motor Speedway. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Summit Racing Equipment Southern Nationals, Qualifying. From Commerce, Ga. (Same-day Tape)
Sunday
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota
Twins at Detroit Tigers. From Comerica Park in Detroit. (Live)
(WGN-A) Lead-Off Man
12:30 p.m. (WGN-A) Chicago Cubs at Atlanta Braves. From Turner Field in Atlanta. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
3:15 p.m. (WGN-A) 10th Inning
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight: Sunday Night Countdown (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) St. Louis Cardinals at Pittsburgh Pirates.
From PNC Park in Pittsburgh. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) St. Louis Cardinals at Pittsburgh Pirates. From PNC Park in Pittsburgh. (Same-day Tape)
(MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. From Comerica Park in Detroit.
Monday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. From Comerica Park in Detroit.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. From Comerica Park in Detroit.
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Chicago Cubs at St. Louis Cardinals. From Busch Stadium in St. Louis. (Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Chicago Cubs at St. Louis Cardinals. From Busch Stadium in St. Louis.
Tuesday
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Boston Red Sox at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Boston Red Sox at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
Wednesday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Boston Red Sox at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Boston Red Sox at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) New York Yankees at New York Mets. From Citi Field in Flushing, N.Y. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Boston Red Sox at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Boston Red Sox at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) New York Yankees at New York Mets. From Citi Field in Flushing, N.Y. (MSC) Twins Live
Thursday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Boston Red Sox at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
Friday
1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Milwaukee Brewers at Chicago Cubs. From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Live)
4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) 10th Inning
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
Saturday
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live) (WGN-A) Chicago White Sox at Houston Astros. From Minute Maid Park in Houston. (Same-day Tape)
9:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live) 12:00 a.m. (MSC) Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
a.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones Interviews with former NBA players.
p.m.
Tuesday
TBA.
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. 3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)
Friday
12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 NBA Draft Combine From Chicago. (Live) 6:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live)
p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.
9:30 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.
4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)
Saturday
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Chicago Sky at New York Liberty. From Madison Square Garden in New York. (Live)
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
Sunday
10:15 a.m. (SHOW) All Access
Monday
7:15 p.m. (HBO) Road to Marquez/Alvarado Juan Manuel Marquez and Mike Alvarado train for their bout.
1:50 a.m. (HBO) Road to Marquez/Alvarado Juan Manuel Marquez and Mike Alvarado train for their bout.
Wednesday
5:00 p.m. (HBO) Road to Marquez/Alvarado Juan Manuel Marquez and Mike Alvarado train for their bout.
4:40 a.m. (HBO) Road to Marquez/Alvarado Juan Manuel Marquez and Mike Alvarado train for their bout.
Thursday
5:00 p.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley A recap of the Bradley vs. Pacquaio fight; fight week in Las Vegas; Dan Rafael; Max Kellerman.
2:40 a.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley A recap of the Bradley vs. Pacquaio fight; fight week in Las Vegas; Dan Rafael; Max Kellerman.
Friday
8:00 a.m. (HBO) Road to Marquez/Alvarado Juan Manuel Marquez and Mike Alvarado train for their bout.
2:45 p.m. (HBO) Road to Marquez/Alvarado Juan Manuel Marquez and Mike Alvarado train for their bout.
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Friday Night Fights. Delvin Rodriguez vs. Joachim Alcine. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (SHOW) ShoBox: The New Generation. (Live)
Saturday
7:45 a.m. (HBO) Road to Marquez/Alvarado Juan Manuel Marquez and Mike Alvarado train for their bout.
9:15 p.m. (HBO) Mike Alvarado vs. Juan Manuel Marquez. Mike Alvarado takes on Juan Manuel Marquez in a 12round welterweight bout, from Inglewood, Calif. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Golden Boy
Live: Alan Sanchez vs. Jorge Silva. From San Antonio.
11:30 p.m. (HBO) 2 Days: Sergio Martinez Following Sergio Martinez before a big fight.
Saturday
3:30 p.m. + 139th Preakness Stakes From Pimlico Race Course in Baltimore. (Live)
Sunday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.
3:30 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
4:00 p.m. (ESPN) 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.
Monday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
2:00 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.
Tuesday
8:30 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Wednesday
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Thursday
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Frank Caliendo’s Best of the NFL
Friday
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live) (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentarystyle Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
Saturday
7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
10:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
2:00 p.m. % 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentarystyle Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Arena Football Portland Thunder at San Jose SaberCats. From the SAP Center at San Jose in San Jose, Calif. (Live)
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.
4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2014 Draft Academy Spotlighting the top NFL Draft prospects.
Sunday
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From (Live)
9:30 a.m. (MSC) Playing
Through With John Weisbarth Surprising golfers by whisking them away and treating them to a round of golf as well as a chance to win prizes.
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) The Players Championship, Final Round.
From Tournament Players Club at Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. (Live)
1:00 p.m. + The Players Championship, Final Round.
From Tournament Players Club at Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. (Live)
(GOLF) The Players Championship, Spotlight Coverage.
From Tournament Players Club at Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Former PGA Tour Commissioner Deane Beman.
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From (Live)
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From
2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From
4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From Monday
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy Colin Montgomerie shares keys to his successful swing.
10:30 a.m. (GOLF) The Players Championship, Final Round.
From Tournament Players Club at Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla.
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
Legendary
Legendary
The Golf Fix
(GOLF) Turkish Airlines Ladies Open, Third Round. From Antalya, Turkey. (Taped)
p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Legendary Conversation
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Greatest Rounds
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Greatest Rounds
2:30 a.m. (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth
4:30 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Wednesday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Turkish Airlines Ladies Open, Final Round. From Antalya, Turkey.
(Taped)
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy Keys for hitting the driver.
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Eurasia Cup Highlights
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth
2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Regions Tradition, Pro-Am. From Shoal Creek, Ala.
(Same-day Tape)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly Highlights and previews of the European Golf Tour.
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Regions Tradition, Pro-Am. From Shoal Creek, Ala.
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Web.com: BMW Charity Pro-Am, First Round. From Greer, S.C. (Same-day Tape)
7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Kingsmill Championship, First Round. From Williamsburg, Va. (Same-day Tape)
9:30 p.m. (GOLF) HP Byron Nelson Championship, First Round. From Irving, Texas.
12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Regions Tradition, First Round. From Shoal Creek, Ala.
4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
4:30 a.m. (GOLF) Open de Espana, Second Round. From Spain. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (GOLF) HP Byron Nelson Championship, Second Round. From Irving, Texas.
12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Regions Tradition, Second Round. From Shoal Creek, Ala.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Saturday
6:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
6:30 a.m. (GOLF) Open de Espana, Third Round. From Spain. (Live)
10:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) HP Byron Nelson Championship, Third Round. From Irving, Texas. (Live)
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. _ HP Byron Nelson Championship, Third Round. From TPC Four Seasons Resort in Irving, Texas. (Live) (GOLF) Champions: Regions Tradition, Third Round. From Shoal Creek, Ala. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Kingsmill Championship, Third Round. From Williamsburg, Va. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (MSC) Playing Through With John Weisbarth
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Web.com: BMW Charity Pro-Am, Third Round. From Greer, S.C. (Same-day Tape)
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) HP Byron Nelson Championship, Third Round. From Irving, Texas.
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
2:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Regions Tradition, Third Round. From Shoal Creek, Ala.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
HOCKEY
Saturday
12:00 p.m. + Conference Final: Teams TBA. (Live)
Sunday
8:00 a.m. (CNBC) Premier League Soccer Pregame (Live)
and opinions from the day in soccer.
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Inside: U.S. Soccer’s March to Brazil A look inside the training camp of the Men’s National Team as they prepare for the 2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil.
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Inside: U.S. Soccer’s March to Brazil
A look inside the training camp of the Men’s National Team as they prepare for the 2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil.
Wednesday
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Thursday
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Inside: U.S. Soccer’s March to Brazil A look inside the training camp of the Men’s National Team as they prepare for the 2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil.
Saturday
10:30 a.m. ) / FA Cup Soccer Final — Arsenal FC vs Hull City AFC. From Wembley Stadium in London, England. (Live)
1:00 p.m. % Inside: U.S. Soccer’s March to Brazil A look inside the training camp of the Men’s National Team as they prepare for the 2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil.
Friday
3:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Tournament, Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Tournament, Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
Saturday
11:00 a.m. (ESPN) NCAA Tournament, Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
1:30 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Tournament, Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Regions Tradition, Pro-Am. From Shoal Creek, Ala.
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center
4:30 a.m. (GOLF) Open de Espana, First Round. From Spain. (Live)
Thursday
8:30 a.m. (GOLF) Open de Espana, First Round. From Spain. (Live)
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Regions Tradition, First Round. From Shoal Creek, Ala. (Live)
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) HP Byron Nelson Championship, First Round. From Irving, Texas. (Live)
Friday
8:30 a.m. (GOLF) Open de Espana, Second Round. From Spain. (Live)
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Regions Tradition, Second Round. From Shoal Creek, Ala. (Live)
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) HP Byron Nelson Championship, Second Round. From Irving, Texas. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Web.com: BMW Charity Pro-Am, Second Round. From Greer, S.C. (Same-day Tape)
7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Kingsmill Championship, Second Round. From Williamsburg, Va. (Same-day Tape)
8:59 a.m. (USA) English Premier League Soccer (Live)
9:00 a.m. + (CNBC) English Premier League Soccer Championship Sunday: Teams TBA. (Live)
(E!) (SYFY) English Premier League Soccer (Live)
12:00 p.m. + Premier League Goal Zone (Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Monday
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC Highlights, news, reactions and opinions from the day in soccer.
Tuesday
9:00 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer
11:30 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC
Highlights, news, reactions
4:00 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Tournament, Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Tournament, Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
8:30 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Tournament, Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
Sunday
4:30 p.m. (MSC) PowerShares Series: Sacramento. Sampras, McEnroe, Courier and Blake. From Sacramento, Calif. (Taped)
3:00 a.m. (MSC) PowerShares Series: Sacramento. Sampras, McEnroe, Courier and Blake. From Sacramento, Calif.
Sunday
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7 Snowmobile products, techniques.
Motel “The Immutable Truth” Barry’d Treasure Barry’d Treasure Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty (AMC) (5:58) Mad Men
“The Box” (S) (CC)
“The Monolith” (:01) TURN “Epiphany” (S) (CC)
››› “The Mummy” (1999, Adventure) Brendan Fraser. A mummy seeks revenge for a 3,000-year-old curse. (CC)
›› “The Mummy Returns” (2001) Brendan Fraser. Two evil forces pursue the son of adventurer Rick O’Connell.
››› “The Mummy” (1999, Adventure) Brendan Fraser. A mummy seeks revenge for a 3,000-year-old curse. (CC)
›› “The Mummy Returns” (2001) (AP) WeirdWeirdUntamed-UncutTo Be Announced To Be Announced (BRAVO) Housewives/OCHousewives/OCHousewives/OCTo Be Announced CouchMedicine Medicine Medicine Medicine Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Atlanta (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidSoccer Pre.English Premier League SoccerPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) New DayGuptaNew DayPoliticsState of the UnionFareed ZakariaReliable SourcesState of the UnionFareed ZakariaCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN Newsroom (COM) PaidPaid ›› “Semi-Pro” (2008) Will Ferrell. (8:59) ›› “The Break-Up” (2006) Vince Vaughn. (:28) ›› “Couples Retreat” (2009) (CC) FturamaFturamaFturama(:28) Tosh.0 and Your Mom (N) (CC) (DISC) PaidPaidOsteenIn TouchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchKing of the Grill (S) Epic BBQ Pits (S) Epic Backyards (S) Epic RVs (S) (CC) Epic RVs (S) (CC) Alaskan HuntDeadliest CatchDeadliest Catch (DISN) Wil. PiratesDoc SofiaDogI Didn’tAustinLiv-Mad.JessieDogJessieJessieAustinAustinDogDogDogLiv-Mad.Liv-Mad.JessieJessieJessieJessieLiv-Mad. (E!) Fashion PoliceE! News A-ListSoupEnglish Premier League Soccer (N) Sex-CitySex-CitySex-CitySex-CitySex-CitySex-CitySex-CitySex-CityTotal DivasTotal DivasTotal Divas (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenter (N)
OutsideSportsSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
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SportsCenter Featured (N)
Billiards From Springfield, Mass. Billiards From Springfield, Mass. Billiards From Springfield, Mass.
SportsCenter Special (N) (Live) Draft AcademyDraft AcademyDraft AcademySportsCenter (N) (ESPN2) E:60 (N) E:60 (N) SportsCenter (N) (CC)
(EWTN) ChapletRosarySunday Mass (N) LitanyBkmrkJohn XIIIIn the Footsteps of RosarySunday MassLitanyIn Concert RosaryGrab ParablesMercyConsumChurchCrossing
(FAM) ›› “Ice Princess” (2005) ››› “Secretariat” (2010, Drama) Diane Lane. ›› “Sister Act” (1992) Maggie Smith ›› “Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit” ›› “Mamma Mia!” (2008) Meryl Streep. “Forrest Gump”
(FNC) FOX and Friends Sunday (N) Sunday Morning Futures MediaBuzz (N) News HQHousecall America’s News Headquarters (N) FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Journal Editorial News HQHealthy You Housecall MediaBuzzFOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace
(FSN) PaidPaidPaidRoadsOutDue OutPlayingCourtDumbestGame Twins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. (N) (Live) Twins VikingsPolarisTennis (FX) Ellen (S) Buffy, Slayer › “Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star” ››› “Tropic Thunder” (2008) Ben Stiller. ›› “Pineapple Express” (2008) Seth Rogen. ›› “Hancock” (2008) Will Smith. “Crazy, Stupid, Love.” (2011) (GOLF) (5:00) Morning Drive (N) (Live) Live From (N) (Live) PGA Tour Golf The Players Championship, Final Round. PGA Tour Golf The Players Championship, Spotlight Coverage. From Tournament Players Club at Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. (N) (Live) Feherty (HGTV) Love It or List ItLove It or List ItLove It or List ItLove It or List ItProperty BrothersProperty BrothersProperty BrothersProperty BrothersProperty BrothersProperty BrothersProperty BrothersHuntersHunt Intl (HIST) Cajun Cajun Cajun Cajun Cajun Cajun Cajun Cajun Cajun Cajun
RacingFormula One Racing Grand Prix of Spain. (N) English Premier League Soccer (N) Premier League Goal Zone (N) (S Live) PremierMLS Soccer: Galaxy at Timbers Cycling Tour of California, Stage 1. (N) (NICK) FanboyT.U.F.F.PowerSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.TurtlesTurtlesOdd ParentsParentsParentsSam & Sam & ThunderHauntedSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.HauntedThunder (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidOff RoadEngineTruckMuscleBar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Hungry InvestorsBar Rescue (S) (SYFY)
PaidPaidPaidPaidJim Henson’sEnglish Premier League Soccer (N) Warehouse 13 (S) ››› “The Prestige” (2006) Hugh Jackman. › “Red Riding Hood” (2011) Amanda Seyfried. “Raidrs-Lost Ark” (TBN)
PurvisUrbanPassionTouchFranklinTurningWalkWinningPrinceRedeemHarvestIn TouchPowerWrittenConleySuperChristJesseJ. HageeMarriageMiracleG. JakesJ. Meyer (TBS)
MarriedMarriedFriends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC)
›› “Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason” (2004) Renée Zellweger.
››› “Gypsy” (1962) Rosalind Russell. A musical biography of famed stripper Gypsy Rose Lee.
››› “Mildred Pierce” (1945) Joan Crawford, Jack Carson. (CC) (DVS)
›››› “Marty” (1955, Drama) Ernest Borgnine. (CC) (:45) ››› “Imitation of Life” (1959) Lana Turner.
›› “Just Friends” (2005) Ryan Reynolds, Amy Smart. (:45) ›› “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past” (2009) Matthew McConaughey. (DVS) (:45) ›› “Life as We Know It” (2010, RomanceComedy) Katherine Heigl, Josh Duhamel. (DVS) › “Killers” (2010) Ashton Kutcher. (TCM) “Lady Day” (:45) ››› “The Catered Affair” (1956) Bette Davis. (CC) ››› “Now, Voyager” (1942, Drama) Bette Davis, Claude Rains. (CC) (DVS)
(TLC) Paid Program (S) (CC)
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(TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S)
›› “Ghost Rider” (2007, Action) Nicolas Cage. ›› “Hulk” (2003, Fantasy) Eric Bana. (CC) (TOON) TenkaiTenkaiPoké“Tom and Jerry Adventure”TeenTeenTeenRegularRegularRegularStevenStevenUncle Uncle AdvenAdvenAdvenAdven ›› “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” (2010) (TRAV) When VacationsOff Limits (CC) Mysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumSecrets- Lege.Bizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsManManManManVacationVacationVacationVacationCoasterCoaster (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidWorld RecordsWorld RecordstruTV Top FunniesttruTV Top FunniestMost ShockingMost ShockingInside JokesMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest... (TVLAND) 3’s Company 3’s Company Cleveland Cleveland 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch
SearchFactsDavidTom’rowHeat of the NightHeat of the NightHeat of the NightHeat of the NightLead-OffMLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Atlanta Braves. 10th Inn.Funny Videos“The Haunted Mansion” (CC)
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(HBO) “Just Like” (:45) ›› “Won’t Back Down” (2012, Drama) Maggie Gyllenhaal. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (:45) › “Date Movie” (2006) Alyson Hannigan. (S) ‘PG-13’
(:15) ›› “Jack the Giant Slayer” (2013) Nicholas Hoult. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Last Week (:45) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (:45) Mike Tyson: Undisputed Truth (S) (CC)
(:15) ››› “Ocean’s Twelve” (2004, ComedyDrama) George Clooney. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Prisoners” ‘R’ (MAX) “Pet Sematary” (:40) ›› “Falling Down” (1993, Action) Michael Douglas. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “8 Mile” (2002, Drama) Eminem, Kim Basinger. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Internship” (2013, Comedy) Vince Vaughn. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Two for the Money” (2005, Drama) Al Pacino. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:35) › “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” (2012) Benjamin Walker. (S) ‘R’
(:25) › “The Watch” (2012) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) ››› “Sleepy Hollow” (1999, Horror) Johnny Depp. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Silver Linings Playbook” (2012) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Penny Dreadful ›› “Step Up Revolution” (2012) Ryan Guzman. ‘PG-13’
(:10) › “Scary Movie V” (2013) Ashley Tisdale. ‘PG-13’ Penny Dreadful
(1:50) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” (2011) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
“The Iron Lady” (2011) Meryl Streep, Jim Broadbent. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
“The Woman in Black” (2012) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Welcome to the Punch” (2013) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “People Like Us” (2012, Drama) Chris Pine. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “The Impossible” (2012, Drama) Naomi Watts. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “The Words” (2012) (S)
(3:50) “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2” (CC) Penny Dreadful (TMC) “Some Girl(s)” (:20) › “Love and Honor” (2012) Liam Hemsworth. (CC)
WDSE Nature “Shark Mountain” (S) Call the Midwife (N) (S) (PA) (CC) Masterpiece Classic (N) (S) (CC) Secrets of Chatsworth (S) (CC) Father Brown “The Flying Stars” (S) Call the Midwife (S) (PA) (CC)
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(FAM) (5:00) ›››› “Forrest Gump” (1994) ››› “The Blind Side” (2009, Drama) Sandra Bullock. OsteenJ. MeyerPaidPaidPaidPaidSleep PaidPaidPaidPrinceRobisonJ. MeyerPaid
(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee FOX News SpecialStossel Huckabee FOX News SpecialStossel FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Huckabee MediaBuzzFOX and Friends First (N) FOX and Friends (N)
(FSN) TennisCuttingWest-CustomsWorld PokerThe Best of PrideSled Head 24/7World PokerMLB Baseball: Twins at Tigers Car Warriors (S) Tennis World Poker (FX) “Crazy, Stupid” ›› “Horrible Bosses” (2011) (:02) ›› “Horrible Bosses” (2011) › “Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star”CutleryPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) Live From (N) (Live) Live From Live From Live From Live From Live From (HGTV) HuntersHunt IntlCaribCaribBeachBeachAlaskaAlaskaHuntersHunt IntlBeachBeachAlaskaAlaskaHuntersHunt IntlCaribCaribPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidHGTV’d
(HIST) AmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriPaidCivil War JournalPaidModern Marvels (LIFE) “The Good Sister” (2014) (CC) Drop Dead DivaDevious Maids (N) (:02) “The Good Sister” (2014) (CC) Drop Dead DivaDevious MaidsPaidPaidMeals!PaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NBCSN) NHL LiveNHL Hockey Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. NHLMatch of the Day English Premier League Soccer (S) Cycling PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) Sam & Sam & Full H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFriends(:36) Friends (S) (CC) FriendsGeorgeGeorgeGeorge(:12) George Lopez’70s’70sFull H’seFull H’seHang.Hang. (SPIKE) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (N) (S) Hungry InvestorsBar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Hungry InvestorsBar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) PaidPaidPaidPAINPaidPaid (SYFY) “Raiders of the Lost Ark”“Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom” (1984) ››› “The Prestige” (2006) Hugh Jackman. ›› “Pandorum” (2009) Dennis Quaid.
ZoneZoneZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) Lead BlessedOsteenKerryCopeCreflo“Mary of Nazareth” (2012) Alissa Jung. Praise the Lord (CC) Mother’s Love“Sarah’s Choice” (2009) A Night of Amazing WomenWorshipWom (TBS) (5:00) › “Killers” (2010) (DVS)
›› “It’s Complicated” (2009, Romance-Comedy)
Meryl Streep, Steve Martin. (DVS)
›› “Valentine’s Day” (2010, Romance-Comedy) Jessica Alba, Kathy Bates, Jessica Biel. (DVS)
›› “It’s Complicated” (2009, Romance-Comedy) Meryl Streep, Steve Martin. (DVS)
›› “Valentine’s Day” (2010, Romance-Comedy) Jessica Alba, Kathy Bates, Jessica Biel. (DVS) Engagement Name Is Earl (TCM) (4:45) ››› “Imitation of Life” (CC)
›››› “I Remember Mama” (1948) Irene Dunne, Barbara Bel Geddes. (CC) (DVS)
›› “The Mating Season” (1951) Gene Tierney, John Lund. (CC) ›› “The Smart Set” (1928, Comedy) William Haines, Jack Holt, Alice Day. ››› “Lacombe, Lucien” (1974, Drama) Pierre Blaise, Aurore Clément, Holger Löwenadler.
TCMTCM ››› “Little Women” (1933) (TLC) Say YesSay YesIsland MediumIsland MediumMy Five Wives (N) Island MediumMy Five Wives (S) Island MediumSay YesSay YesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidThe The (TNT) HulkTip-OffNBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) Inside the NBA (N) ›› “Shaft” (2000, Action) (CC) (DVS) ›› “Ghost Rider” (2007, Action) Nicolas Cage. Law & Order (S) Smallville “Echo” Smallville (CC) (TOON) ClarenceClarenceKing/HillKing/HillRickBurgersBurgersFam GuyFam GuyChickenRickChina, ILMetalBurgersFam GuyFam GuyChickenRickChina, ILMetalRickBurgersGumballGumball (TRAV) Trip FlipTrip FlipMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumSecrets- Lege.Mysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumSecrets- Lege.Mysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumProCurlsPaidPaidPaidGrill-ProPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Inside JokesWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Inside JokesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Cleveland The Soul Man King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Curb Enthusiasm Curb Enthusiasm Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
›› “Faster” (2010, Action) Dwayne Johnson, Billy Bob Thornton. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Burn Notice “Means & Ends” (WGN-A) Haunted ›› “The Chronicles of Riddick” (2004) (CC) Salem “Survivors” Salem “Survivors” Salem “Survivors” Salem “Survivors” RulesRules ›› “The Cutting Edge” (1992) (CC) WGN Morning NewPaidJ. Meyer
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (5:20) ››› “Prisoners” (2013, Suspense) Hugh Jackman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Game of Thrones (N) (S) (CC)
Silicon Valley Veep “Detroit”
Last Week Game of Thrones (S) (CC) Veep “Detroit”
Silicon Valley Last Week Game of Thrones (S) (CC)
Silicon Valley Veep “Detroit”
› “I Still Know What You Did Last Summer” (1998) ‘R’ Conchords (:15) ›› “A Simple Wish” (1997) (MAX) (:10) ›› “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey” (2012, Fantasy) Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Batman Begins” (2005, Action) Christian Bale, Michael Caine. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Femme Fatales (11:55) Lingerie ›› “Two for the Money” (2005, Drama) Al Pacino. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) Life on Top (:05) ››› “Jacob’s Ladder” (1990) Tim Robbins. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Empire of the Sun” (1987) (S) (SHOW) Years of Living Dangerously (CC) Californication Nurse Jackie Nurse Jackie Californication Penny Dreadful “Night Work” (S) Penny Dreadful “Night Work” (S) Penny Dreadful “Night Work” (S) Nurse Jackie Californication Nurse Jackie Californication
› “Halloween: Resurrection” (2002) Jamie Lee Curtis. › “Scary Movie V” (2013) Ashley Tisdale. ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Quality Balls: Steinberg”
(TMC) (5:05) ›› “The Words” (2012) (S) ››› “Quartet” (2012) Maggie Smith. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “Diary of a Mad Black Woman” (2005) Kimberly Elise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ››› “Sunlight Jr.” (2013) Naomi Watts. ‘NR’ (CC) (:35) ›› “The Baytown Outlaws” (2012) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ››› “Biutiful” (2010, Drama) Javier Bardem. Premiere. (Subtitled-English) (S) ‘R’ (:45) ›› “Antitrust” (2001) Ryan Phillippe. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
BROADCAST
KVRR PaidBusiMotherMotherPaidRayKatie MiddleMiddlePaidTwo People’s CourtJudgeJudgeDivorceDivorcePeople’s CourtFamFamMillion.Mod
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M PaidPaidPaidPaidDailyColbertComedySunnySouth Pk(:24) ›› “Arthur” (2011) Russell Brand. (CC) (12:54) ››› “Clueless” (1995) KeyKeyFturamaFturamaSouth PkTosh.0
T CommunSunnySouth Pk(10:54) ›› “Youth in Revolt” (2009) Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0
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M EllenBuffy, Slayer ››› “Punch-Drunk Love” (2002) ›› “Water for Elephants” (2011, Drama) ››› “Crazy, Stupid, Love.” (2011) MotherMotherTwo Two ›› “Knight and Day”
T Buffy, Slayer ›› “Water for Elephants” (2011, Drama) › “I Love You, Beth Cooper” (2009) ›› “Knight and Day” (2010) Tom Cruise. Saint › “This Means War” (2012)
W › “I Love You, Beth Cooper” (2009) › “Miss March” (2009) Zach Cregger. › “The Brothers Solomon” (2007) ›› “You Don’t Mess With the Zohan” (2008) AngerTwo ›› “Contraband” (2012, Action)
TH Ellen › “Miss March” (2009) Zach Cregger. ›› “You Don’t Mess With the Zohan” (2008) Two Two ›› “Vantage Point” (2008, Suspense) MotherMother ››› “Super 8” (2011) Kyle Chandler.
F ››› “Thirteen Days” (2000) Kevin Costner, Steven Culp. ›› “Vantage Point” (2008, Suspense) ›› “Freedomland” (2006) Samuel L. Jackson. ›› “The Green Hornet” (2011) Seth Rogen. Two Two MotherMother (GOLF) DriveVaried Programs CentralVaried
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TH PatrickHockey Mecum Auctions: Collector Cars and More Cycling Tour of California, Stage 5. (N)
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W Bar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar Rescue
TH DEA DEA DEA DEA DEA CopsCopsCopsJailCopsJailCopsCopsCopsCops
F GanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGangland Cops Jail Jail (SYFY)
M PaidPaidZoneZoneJim Henson’s ›› “Species: The Awakening” (2007) ›› “Pandorum” (2009) Dennis Quaid. “Jack Hunter: Lost Treasure of Ugarit” ›› “The Ruins” (2008) Jena Malone IndianaJ
T Destination TruthDestination TruthDestination TruthDestination TruthDestination TruthDestination TruthJim Henson’sJim Henson’sJim Henson’sJim Henson’sJim Henson’s
W Zone“SS Doomtrooper” (2006) Corin Nemec. ›› “Rock Monster” (2008) › “Age of the Dragons” (2011) ›› “Triassic Attack” (2010) › “Age of the Dragons” (2011) Let Me
TH “Pterodactyl” (2005, Horror) Coolio. ››› “Dragon Dynasty” (2006) “Rise of the Dinosaurs” (2013) “Dungeons & Dragons” ›› “Final Destination 2” (2003) “The Uninvited”
M VeggieK. ShookHistoryJ. MeyerCrefloJ. HageePrinceY’r DayCopeProphGoodPrecious MemoriesJewishLife ToSecretsThe 700 ClubJ. HageeJewishPraise the Lord
T Praise Graham ClassicDr. CaroBehindAlive Against EducaPraise the Lord
F Zone“Warbirds” (2008) Jamie Elle Mann. “Fire & Ice” (2008) Amy Acker. “Odysseus: Voyage” › “Thor: Hammer of the Gods” (2009) ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” (TBN)
W Against The CreationProclaim J. Meyer Call2All FaithBest of PraiseMainIBA
TH Praise BrownsEducaDiffer Lifestyle History LucadoPraise the Lord
F You’ll Best of Praise The Lord Living Cross Holy (TBS)
M MarriedMarriedThere BrownsPayneFull H’sePrincePrincePrinceOfficeOfficeCleveAmer.Amer.Amer.KingKingFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsSeinfeldSeinfeldSeinfeld
(TCM)
M “Little Women” ››› “Stage Door” (1937) (:45) ››› “Mary of Scotland” (1936) (CC) ››› “Alice Adams” (1935) (CC) ››› “Bringing Up Baby” (1938) ››› “Woman of the Year” (1942) “Pat and Mike”
T Off-“We’re-Human”(:45) “Kisses for Breakfast”(:15) › “Army Surgeon” ›› “Pitfall” (1948, Drama) ›› “Bad Boy” (1949) (CC) ›› “Task Force” (1949, War) (CC) › “Criminal Lawyer” (1951) “Never Too Late”
W “Postman Rings”“The Strange Love of Martha Ivers” ››› “Dark Passage” (1947) ›› “The Unfaithful” (1947, Mystery) ›› “Impact” (1949) Brian Donlevy. ›› “A Fever in the Blood” (1961) “Twilight-Honor”
TH Her High ››› “Till the Clouds Roll By” (1946) MGM ››› “Hallelujah” (1929) (:15) ››› “Stars in My Crown” (CC) ›› “Count Three and Pray” (1955) ››› “Wise Blood” (1979, Drama) “Night-Hunter”
F “Cross-Country”(:15) ›› “I Take This Woman” (1940) ›› “It’s a Date” (1940) (CC) ›› “Keeping Company” ›› “Lucky Partners” (CC) (:15) “Married and in Love” ›› “My Love Came Back”“’Til We Meet”
QuintsQuintsCakeVariedHoard-BuriedPregnantPregnantBorBorNot VariedMediumMedium19 Kids19 KidsCakeCakeHoneyHoneyToddlers & Tiaras Gypsy Wedding (TNT) Charmed Charmed SupernaturalSupernaturalSupernaturalBones Bones Bones Bones Castle Castle Castle (TOON) AdvenBeyPokéScoobyMovie GarfieldLooney TunesTom & JerryJerryJerryJohnnyJohnnyGumballGumballAdvenAdvenRegularRegularVaried Programs (TRAV) PaidPaidPaidPaidHotel ImpossibleNo ReservationVaried Programs Food ParadiseBizarre FoodsFoodFoodBizarre Foods (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...DumbestVariedDumbestVariedDumbestVariedDumbestVaried Programs (TVLAND) PaidPaidPaidPaidGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGunsmokeGunsmokeGunsmokeBonanza Bonanza GriffithGriffithGriffithGriffith
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(MAX)
Crystal 700 Sundays REAL Sports“Warm Bodies” (S)
TH (:15) ›› “Josie and the Pussycats”Dead Mothers(:15) ›› “Home Fries” (1998) (S) (CC) ›› “Sabrina” (1995) Harrison Ford. (:15) ›› “Snow White and the Huntsman” (S) Mike Tyson: UndisputedFightLast
F (5:00) ››› “The Horse Whisperer”(:15) “Gasland Part II” (2013) (S) (CC) ›› “Warm Bodies” (2013) (:15) › “Armageddon” (1998) Bruce Willis. (S) Road“Ace Ventura: Nature Calls”(:45) “Ocean’s Twelve” (S)
M (5:00) “Empire of the Sun”(:40) ›› “Epic” (2013) (S) (CC) ›› “House of Wax” (2005) (S) (CC) ›› “2 Guns” (2013, Action) (S) (CC) (:20) “The Place Beyond the Pines” (S) (:45) ›› “Next of Kin” (1989) (S) (CC) Mama
T Dream “Eternal Sunshine” (:35) ›› “Road Trip” (2000) (:15) ›› “Pet Sematary” (1989) (S) ›› “Snitch” (2013) Dwayne Johnson. ›› “Oblivion” (2013) Tom Cruise. (S) “My Super Ex-Girlfriend” (S) Taken 2
W Free(:35) ›› “Falling Down” (1993) (S) “Incredible Burt” (:15) ›› “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey” (2012) (S) (:10) ››› “42” (2013) Chadwick Boseman. (S) (:20) ›› “Two for the Money” (2005) Fantas
TH (5:50) “Moonrise Kingdom”(:25) › “Vehicle 19” (2013) (8:50) ›› “Next of Kin” (S) (:45) ›› “Admission” (2013) (S) (CC) ››› “Summer of Sam” (1999, Drama) (S) (CC) › “Vehicle 19” (2013) (S) ›› “The Internship” (2013)
F (5:15) “Anna Karenina” (S) › “The Watch” (2012) Ben Stiller. (S) (:20) ›› “Oblivion” (2013) (S) (CC) ››› “Life of Pi” (2012) (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “Mama” (2013) (S) (CC) “Miss Congeniality 2” Pet (SHOW)
M Quality(:20) ››› “Fame High” (S) ›› “Union Square” (2011) › “As Cool as I Am” (2013) (:15) ›› “The 13th Warrior” (1999) “Apartment 1303” (2012) (S) (:25) “Made in America” (S) “Broadway Idiot: Green Day”Gone (S)
T (5:45) “Cool Runnings” Leon. ››› “The Color of Money” (1986) Don Friesen: AskRolling Stones: Sweet“Rock ’N’ Roll Exposed-Bob Gruen” ››› “Rescue Dawn” (2006) (S) (CC) (:15) ››› “My Week With Marilyn”
W › “The Chaperone” (2011) (S) (CC) (7:55) ›› “Touchback” (2011) (S) ››› “Winter Solstice” ››› “Ruthless People”(:15) ›› “Hollywoodland” (2006) Adrien Brody. “Perks of Being” (:15) “Dark Skies”
TH (5:15) “Dick Tracy” ›› “The Three Musketeers” (1993) “Springsteen & I”(:15) ›› “The Other Sister” (1999) (S) (CC) ››› “Far and Away” (1992) Tom Cruise. (S) Another Day, Another TimeLlewyn DavisGone (S)
F (5:45) ›› “Knuckleball!”(:20) “Cool Runnings” (1993) ›› “Senseless” (1998) (S) “All In: The Poker Movie” (S) › “Boat Trip” (2003) (S) (:45) ›› “Replicant” (2001) (CC) ›› “Man on a Ledge” (S) “Step Up Rev.” (TMC)
M Antitrust(:35) “6 Month Rule” (2011) (:15) › “Why Stop Now?”(:45) “A Love Song for Bobby Long”(:45) ››› “Margot at the Wedding” ›› “The Brothers Bloom” (2008) (S) “The Bang Bang Club” (2010) (S) (CC) Derailed
T Happy“Next Stop Wonderland” (S) “Paul Williams Still Alive” (S) ›› “Every Day” (2010) (S) “The Woman in the Fifth” (S) ›› “The Yards” (2000) (S) (CC) ›› “Bad News Bears” (2005) (S) ››› “Coach Carter” (S)
W ››› “Toast” (2010) (S) (:40) › “Top Dog” (1995) (S) (:10) ›› “Continental Divide” (1981) (10:55) ›› “Captain Ron”(:35) ›› “Limelight” (2011) (S) (CC) (:20) ››› “Venus” (2006) “Dirty Dancing” Fly Blind
TH Magic(:45) ›› “Beaches” (1988) Bette Midler. (S) ›› “A Stranger Among Us” (1992) ›› “A Love Song for Bobby Long”(:05) ››› “Melancholia” (2011) Kirsten Dunst. (:20) ›› “People Like Us”“Street Fighter”
F Meek“Children-Bdays” (:15) › “Why Stop Now?”(:45) ›› “The Iron Lady” (2011) (S) “The Woman in Black” (S) (:05) “Barbershop 2: Back in Business” ›› “The Secret of My Success” (S) “Bad News Bears”
“Tuff and Tender,” www. empowerme.tv/tuff-andtender/
The talk show focuses on male-female relationships, dating, communication in marriage, compromise, meeting people, trusting and so on. The co-hosts are former pro wrestler, bodybuilder and gym owner Ric Drasin (aka The Equalizer), and his girlfriend, Inna Tuler, a former concert pianist and the owner of a multimillion-dollar corporation specializing in construction and maintenance for commercial structures.
“Death of the Author Reviews,” blip.tv/dofthea
Reviewers Read and Loki take on the best and the worst of teen and youngadult literature. Hosts and producers are Alexandra Hunter and Chelsey Payette. Episodes include “The Fault in Our Stars,” by John Green and “Hollow City,” by Ransom Riggs. There are also companion videos dealing with spoilers.
“Brows Held High,” blip.tv/ brows-held-high
When Food Network host Damaris Phillips was planning her Mother’s Day menu for the Sunday, May 11, episode of “Southern at Heart,” she remembered something she had learned from working in restaurants.
“You start to realize that there really is a gender to foods,” she explains. “There are ‘woman foods,’ and there are ‘man foods.’ Obviously that’s not true across the board, but there are foods that women just love. That’s why on Mother’s Day you almost always see the same things, for right or wrong, at a restaurant brunch.”
That’s how Phillips arrived at a “Ladies’ Tea Party” theme for Sunday’s episode, in which she and a pastry chef friend give their own spins to finger sandwiches, Southern potato salad and tea cookies.
“(My friend) is lovely, but we’re not always the most feminine at times, especially working in kitchens,” Phillips says. “Working in the back of the house, you have to be kind of tough. You have to be ‘alpha’ a lot of the time to succeed there. After years of that, this is just our play on being as dainty and feminine as we can be.”
Sunday’s episode also will mark the nine-month anniversary of Phillips’ win on the ninth season of “Food Network Star.”
“The first day I walked onto the (‘Southern at Home’) set, I realized, ‘Oh. This is actually happening.’ The reality set in that I actually had to do it,” she says of landing her own show. “I had a job now, and there was an expectation of me that I actually had to fulfill. It was no longer just a fantasy.”
Do you prefer working as a pastry chef to working with other foods?
“I love both of them equally. When you’re a girl and you walk into a kitchen, for whatever reason, a lot of people just assume you’re a baker. I just wanted to prove everybody wrong, to show them that I also could be good with a big old slab of ribs and a grill. I wanted to be able to do it all.”
Do you have a Food Network idol?
“Alton Brown is my hero. Growing up watching Food Network, he was the one I aspired to be. The first time I was going to meet him, I remember thinking, ‘Maybe he won’t be that cool, which would be good, because I won’t be so intimidated.’ But he is just that cool, if not cooler. I kept worrying I was going to forget my name (while working with him).”
Do you have any spices you like to surprise your guests with?
“I don’t think people use enough coriander and cardamom. Both are great with both savory and sweet foods, and people can’t quite identify the flavor. It’s just this little something they weren’t expecting.”
What is your favorite comfort food?
“I love banana pudding. And it doesn’t even have to be homemade. I am fine if you use instant pudding and vanilla wafers. I just can’t resist that.”
Difficulty: 4 (of 5)
Each week, host Kyle Kallgren takes an irreverent look at the world of art-house cinema. Films reviewed include Lars von Trier’s “Antichrist,” Catherine Breillat’s “The Anatomy of Hell,” Peter Greenaway’s “Prospero’s Books,” and Wallace & Gromit in “The Wrong Trousers.”
The scripted series follows Nebraska native Aaron (Zach Book), the new personal assistant to famous director Mike Bay, who got his job through Craigslist — which upsets people on his first day. The cast includes Joanne Spracklen, Lauren Lee Denham, Noah James, Daniel Robaire, Aundrus Poole, Lonnie Iannazzo and Keenan Kelly. Created by Kyle Brown and Eric Kimelton.
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“The Matrix Revolutions” (2003) Keanu Reeves. Neo, Morpheus and Trinity battle vicious machines. (CC)
Matrix” (1999) Keanu Reeves. A computer hacker learns his world is a computer simulation. (CC)
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›› “2 Guns” (2013, Action) Denzel Washington, Paula Patton. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (10:50) Lingerie (:20) Lingerie (S)
(11:55) ›› “Coffee Town” (2013) Glenn Howerton. ‘NR’
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›› “Lionheart” (1990) Jean-Claude Van Damme. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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››› “Kill Bill: Vol. 1” (2003, Action) Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Andrew Dice Clay: Indestructible (S)
››› “Seven Psychopaths” (2012, Comedy) Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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›› “Happy Accidents” (2000) Marisa Tomei. ‘R’ (CC)
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