The Brainerd Dispatch TV Week May 13th 2012

TV Week TV Week

One last dish with the ‘Desperate Housewives’

By Jacqueline Cutler © Zap2it

Behind the wisteria lurk the secrets, affairs and lies one admits only to closest friends. Through marriages, divorces, births, deaths — accidental and intentional — illnesses, triumphs, children and crimes, one bond remains indestructible: the women’s friendship.

ABC’s “Desperate Housewives” comes to what will undoubtedly be an over-the-top two-hour finale Sunday, May 13. Even as the actresses head into their final weeks after eight seasons, they don’t know what will happen, but they respect creator Marc Cherry’s cloak of secrecy. Three of the four original housewives — Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross and Eva Longoria (Teri Hatcher declined to participate) — and Vanessa Williams, who joined two years ago, reflect on the show in long, separate interviews with Zap2it.

Huffman as Lynette: She’s the housewife most women relate to. She loves her husband and kids, but they drive her crazy. She’s had jobs, but taking care of her family trumped career. Lynette vanquished cancer, and this season saw her separate from Tom (Doug Savant) after 20 years.

Reflections on “Desperate Housewives”: “I have enjoyed every minute of it,” Huffman says. “Just the other night I was talking to Bill (husband William H. Macy) and trying to work on something and said, ‘Maybe I can practice doing this better.’ It is such a luxury to get eight years of acting.”

Little-known tidbit: “I wanted to play all of the parts,” she recalls of reading the pilot. “I wanted to play Gabrielle Solis! I want to be a Latina supermodel. That’s the good thing about good writing. Who wouldn’t want to play that part?”

Best “Desperate Housewives” quote: “I can’t tell you what a total pleasure and honor it has been to work with Doug Savant for eight years. Eva gets to work with Ricardo (Chavira, as Carlos Solis), Teri got to work with Jamie (Denton, as Mike Delfino), and Marcia got to work with most of the men this side of the Mississippi.”

Cross as Bree: With her manicured gardens, twin sets and pearls, Bree seems unflappable. She made and lost a huge business based on her recipes and has gone through a couple of husbands, and this season alone, many men.

Reflections on “Desperate Housewives”: “Some of her is based on his mother,” Cross says of Cherry’s mom. “At some point a penny dropped — it is not just his mother — it is him! And what I mean about that, in spite of all of the craziness in the press, in my eight years with Marc, he is never anything but pleasant. That is something that he lives by.”

Little-known tidbit: Though Cherry initially wanted Dana Delany as Bree, she turned down the role. “I knew her vaguely socially, and she came to work on the show,” Cross says. “At first

I was terrified (thinking), ‘She should have been Bree!’ Not only did that go away, actors are different. Additionally, I absolutely fell in love with Dana, and she is one of my favorite people ever.”

Best “Desperate Housewives”

quote: “I hope if nothing else it advances the age of the working actress,” Cross says of the show’s legacy.

Longoria as Gaby: Though a shallow narcissist, Gaby is selfaware and a great friend. After her early dalliance with a younger gardener (Jesse Metcalfe), she has stayed true to Carlos.

Reflections on “Desperate Housewives”: “It broke the mold for a lot of things,” Longoria says.

“For dramedies, we were never a comedy, never a drama. We always rode the hyphen. Marcia, Felicity and Teri were over 40 and leads of the show, and for four female leads to be on the No. 1 show in the world said a lot about the movement and progress women have made in television.”

Little-known tidbit: “Felicity and I both sew in our trailers,” Longoria says, “and I will miss that.”

Best “Desperate Housewives” quote: “I am trying to steal my Andy Warhol pictures of Gaby on the wall,” Longoria says.

Williams as Renee: She has the moxie to take a gun out of

Bree’s hand and talk about being beautiful with Gaby. Renee, rich from her divorce, used her money to help her beau, Ben (Charles Mesure).

Reflections on “Desperate Housewives”: “One of the greatest compliments has been most fans think I should have been there from the beginning, and just consider me one of the cast,” Williams says.

Little-known tidbit: “I have gone to Felicity Huffman’s game night, and she plays a mean running charades. Marcia singing Rihanna’s ‘What’s My Name?’ in her gardening gloves and twin set. Eva is always dragging you to some crazy thing. Once she filmed us dancing to ‘I Like Big Butts’ — me, her and Felicity. Teri invited me to two of her Halloween parties. She just had a ‘Chopped’ thing at her house”

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Best “Desperate Housewives” quote: “This is the easiest gig in the world. I work maybe two days a week. It is an ensemble show. They greet you at the door with my chai soy latte. I could not get taken care of any better than that. I have a fantastic trailer that Dana Delany tricked out, and all of my kids moved out to L.A., so I will miss the whole machine.”

Marcia Cross stars in “Desperate Housewives,” which ends its eight-season run Sunday on ABC.

ACROSS

1. Role on “NCIS” (2)

8. “__ __ Life”; 1990-92 sitcom for Chris Elliott

9. __ __’ War; champion racehorse

15. “__ Just Not That Into You”; 2009 movie

16. 90 degrees from NNW

17. Alma mater for Princes William and Harry

18. Role on “How I Met Your Mother”

19.

24. __ Paulo, Brazil

27. “Rabbit __”; 2010 film for Nicole Kidman

28. Angel dust, for short

29. Word from Emeril

32. Writer __ Stanley Gardner

33. “__ __ __, Chelsea?”

36. Historical periods

37. “When the frost __ __ the punkin ...”

38. Role on “Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior” (2)

DOWN

1. Extremist

2. “Say __ __ So”; 2001 film for Chris Klein

3. __ Johnson

4. Actress Suzy __

5. Actor Kilmer

6. Tiny map in a larger map

7. “Lorna __”; 1951 Barbara Hale movie

8. News commentator __ Van Susteren

11. Concord’s place: abbr.

12. “__ Own the Night”; ’07 Joaquin Phoenix film

13. “__ Kelly”; 2003 Heath Ledger movie

14. Ruby or topaz

20. American or Swiss

21. “The Amityville __”; 2005 Ryan Reynolds film

22. Steve or Tim

23. Billy __ Williams

24. Mineral spring

25. “Green __” (1965-71)

26. “A Night at the __”; Marx Brothers classic

29. Pear variety

30. Gold, in the lab

31. McKinley or Whitney: abbr.

34. Orange edible 35. Stylish

Check

10. Actor on “The Office” (2) 14. Becomes firm

PLAYING FIELD

HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

ACTION SPORTS

Sunday 10:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4

1:00 a.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited

Tuesday

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Championships

Friday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Championships

11:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Championships

Saturday 10:00 a.m. ) The Real Winning Edge

AUTO RACING

Sunday 10:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV

11:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks!

11:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar

4:00 p.m. # _ Lucas Oil Off Road Racing (Taped) (ESPN2) American Le Mans Series: Monterey. (Taped)

5:00 p.m. (MSC) What’s in Autogeek’s Garage?

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Motorhead Garage TV

Monday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

4:00 p.m. (MSC) What’s in Autogeek’s Garage?

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Motorhead Garage TV

Tuesday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

2:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Wednesday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Thursday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

5:00 p.m. (MSC) HDRA OffRoad Raing Series: Redline at Stateline.

5:30 p.m. (MSC) HDRA OffRoad Racing Series: Imperial 250.

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR

Now

12:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

(WGN-A) MLB Pregame

1:00 p.m. (MSC) Toronto Blue Jays at Minnesota Twins. (Live)

(TBS) Atlanta Braves at St. Louis Cardinals. (Live)

(WGN-A) Chicago Cubs at Milwaukee Brewers. (Live)

3:45 p.m. (WGN-A) MLB Postgame

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Texas Rangers. (Live)

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Texas Rangers. (Same-day Tape)

2:00 a.m. (MSC) Toronto Blue Jays at Minnesota Twins.

4:00 a.m. (MSC) 50 Greatest Twins

5:00 a.m. (MSC) 50 Greatest Twins

Monday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 12:00 p.m. (MSC) Toronto Blue Jays at Minnesota Twins.

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Chicago Cubs at St. Louis Cardinals. (Live)

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live) 10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live) 11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins.

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Chicago Cubs at St. Louis Cardinals.

Tuesday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Baseball’s

Golden Age

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Detroit Tigers at Chicago White Sox. (Live)

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins

Squeeze Play ’12

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live) (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. (Live) (WGN-A) MLB Baseball

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

(MSC) Twins Live (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers.

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.

7:00 a.m.

Thursday

the NBA (Live)

3:00 a.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive

7:00 p.m. (TNT) Playoffs, Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA.

p.m. (TNT) Playoffs, Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA.

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

(TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

6:00 p.m. (TNT) Playoffs, Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (TNT) Playoffs, Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive

11:00 p.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

Thursday

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live)

6:30 p.m. (ESPN) Conference

Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Conference

Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Conference

Semifinal: Teams TBA.

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Conference

Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Sameday Tape)

Friday

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live)

6:30 p.m. (ESPN) Conference

Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Conference

Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Conference

Semifinal: Teams TBA.

4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

BOXING

Sunday

11:00 a.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Pacquiao/ Bradley

11:15 a.m. (HBO) Portrait of a Fighter: Timothy Bradley

11:30 a.m. (HBO) The Fight

Game With Jim Lampley

Monday

3:45 p.m. (HBO) The Fight

Game With Jim Lampley

10:00 p.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Pacquiao/ Bradley

10:15 p.m. (HBO) Portrait of a Fighter: Timothy Bradley

12:30 a.m. (HBO) The Fight

Game With Jim Lampley

Tuesday

4:30 p.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Pacquiao/ Bradley

Friday

7:45 a.m. (HBO) Portrait of a Fighter: Timothy Bradley

12:00 p.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley

7:00 p.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Pacquiao/ Bradley

7:15 p.m. (HBO) Portrait of a Fighter: Timothy Bradley

7:30 p.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Karim Mayfield vs. Raymond Serrano. (Live)

1:35 a.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Pacquiao/ Bradley

Saturday

7:00 a.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley

9:15 p.m. (HBO) 24/7: Road to Pacquiao/Bradley

9:45 p.m. (HBO) Amir Khan vs. Lamont Peterson, Super Lightweights. (Live)

11:00 p.m. (MSC) Toshiaki Nishioka vs. Rafael Marquez.

12:00 a.m. (HBO) 24/7: Road to Pacquiao/Bradley

EQUESTRIAN

Saturday

Friday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Must See Racing

Saturday

10:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Dollar General Summer Nationals, Qualifying.

(Taped)

BASEBALL

Sunday

11:30 a.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Baseball’s

Golden Age

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins

Squeeze Play ’12

8:00 p.m. (MSC) 50 Greatest Twins

8:30 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

9:00 p.m. (MSC) 50 Greatest Twins

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Squeeze Play ’12

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

Wednesday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins

Squeeze Play ’12

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. (Live)

12:30 p.m. (WGN-A) Cubs Special

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. (WGN-A) Philadelphia Phillies at Chicago Cubs. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

Friday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers.

12:30 p.m. (WGN-A) MLB Pregame

1:10 p.m. (WGN-A) Chicago White Sox at Chicago Cubs. (Live)

6:00 p.m. ) / Regional Coverage. (Live) (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) MLB Special

11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

1:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Milwaukee Brewers.

3:00 a.m. (MSC) Twins Classics

5:00 a.m. (MSC) 50 Greatest Twins

BASKETBALL

Sunday

11:30 a.m. % NBA Countdown (Live)

12:00 p.m. % First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

2:30 p.m. % First Round: Teams TBA. (Live)

11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) First Round: Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)

2:30 a.m. (ESPN) First Round: Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)

Monday

5:00 p.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive

6:00 p.m. (TNT) Playoffs, Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

4:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Conference

Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Sameday Tape)

Saturday

2:00 p.m. % NBA Countdown (Live)

2:30 p.m. % Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

4:00 p.m. (TNT) NBA Pregame (Live)

4:30 p.m. (TNT) Playoffs, Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

7:00 p.m. (TNT) Playoffs, Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (ESPN) Conference

Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Conference

Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Sameday Tape)

4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

4:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Conference

Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Sameday Tape)

3:30 p.m. + 137th Preakness Stakes (Live)

FOOTBALL

Monday

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2)

(Live)

PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

Thursday

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

Friday

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

Saturday

9:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

4:00 a.m. (HBO) Breaking the Huddle: The Integration of College Football

GOLF

Sunday

7:00 a.m. (GOLF) Madeira Islands Open, Final Round. (Live)

10:30 a.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS (Live)

11:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Players Championship, Final Round. (Live)

12:30 p.m. + Golf Central Live

1:00 p.m. + (GOLF) The Players Championship, Final Round. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS (Live)

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS

2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS

4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS

Monday

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From THE PLAYERS

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf

12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Top 10

2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

3:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Atlantis

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Now

4:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Fitness

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix (MSC) Midwest Classic Golf

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Top 10

7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Atlantis

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Atlantis

9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Down the Stretch

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Atlantis

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty 1:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix 1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Fitness

a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

a.m. (GOLF) Big Break

11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty 12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

2:00 p.m. (GOLF)

Thursday

7:00 a.m. (GOLF) Volvo World Match Play Championship, Day One. (Live)

11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Nationwide: BMW Charity Pro-Am, First Round. (Live)

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) HP Byron Nelson Championship, First Round. (Live)

3:30 p.m. (MSC) Golf Life ’12

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Sybase Match Play Championship, Day One. (Same-day Tape)

7:30 p.m. (GOLF) HP Byron Nelson Championship, First Round.

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Sybase Match Play Championship, Day Two. (Same-day Tape)

7:30 p.m. (GOLF) HP Byron Nelson Championship, Second Round.

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Sybase

LACROSSE Sunday

p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Tournament, First Round: Teams TBA.

a.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Tournament, First Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Tournament, Second Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (Live)

MARTIAL ARTS Sunday 9:00 p.m. (MSC) UFC Unleashed Tuesday

(MSC) UFC Unleashed

8:00 a.m. (MSC) Keyes Outdoors

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Waters and Woods

9:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors

10:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Fishing Edge

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads

6:30 p.m. + Minnesota Bound

5:30 a.m. # Northland Adventures

RODEO

Sunday

3:00 p.m. # _ Bull Riding PBR Built Ford Tough Series: Boise Invitational. (Taped)

SOCCER

Sunday

8:30 a.m. (FX) Barclays Premier League Pregame (Live) (MSC) Survival Sunday Pregame (Live)

8:55 a.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Teams TBA. (Live)

9:00 a.m. (FX) (MSC) English Premier League Soccer Teams TBA. (Live)

11:00 a.m. (FX) Barclays Premier League Postgame (Live) (MSC) Survival Sunday Postgame (Live)

Weiznegger-Engle Ins.

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Sybase Match Play Championship, Day One.

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy

4:30 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

Friday

7:00 a.m. (GOLF) Volvo World Match Play Championship, Day Two. (Live)

11:00 a.m. (GOLF) School of Golf

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Nationwide: BMW Charity Pro-Am, Second Round. (Live)

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) HP Byron Nelson Championship, Second Round. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Nationwide: BMW Charity Pro-Am, Third Round. (Live)

2:00 p.m. # _ HP Byron Nelson Championship, Third Round. (Live) (GOLF) Sybase Match Play Championship, Day Three. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Volvo World Match Play Championship, Day Three.

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Midwest Classic Golf

8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Sybase Match Play Championship, Day Three.

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Atlantis

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy

p.m. (MSC) UFC Unleashed 1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) MMA Live

9:00 p.m. (FX) The Ultimate Fighter Live (Live)

10:00 p.m. (FX) UFC Primetime (Live)

1:00 a.m. (FX) The Ultimate Fighter Live

2:00 a.m. (FX) UFC Primetime OUTDOORS

Sunday

6:30 a.m. # Babe Winkelman’s Outdoor Secrets

7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Bassmasters

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Big Fish 365

8:00 a.m. (MSC) Waters and Woods

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Jason Mitchell Outdoors

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Back Roads 1:00 p.m. # XTERRA Adventures 1:30 p.m. # XTERRA Adventures

p.m. + Minnesota Bound Monday 11:30 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads

Wednesday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads

1:00 p.m. (MSC) North American Fisherman

1:30 p.m. (MSC) Babe Winkelman’s Good Fishing

Friday

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Waters and Woods

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors

Saturday

6:00 a.m. (MSC) North American Fisherman

6:30 a.m. (MSC) Babe Winkelman’s Good Fishing

7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Bassmasters

12:30 p.m. (ESPN2) MLS Soccer New York Red Bulls at Philadelphia Union. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) English Premier League Review Show

Monday

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Barclays Premier League Review

Friday

6:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine

Saturday

1:00 p.m. ) / UEFA Champions League Pregame (Live)

1:30 p.m. ) / UEFA Champions League Soccer Finals: Bayern Munich vs. Chelsea. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (ESPN2) MLS Soccer Los Angeles Galaxy at Club Deportivo Chivas USA. (Live) SOFTBALL

Tuesday

12:00 p.m. (MSC) High School Softball

Friday

3:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Tournament, Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Tournament, Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)

Saturday

12:00 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Tournament, Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Tournament, Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Tournament, Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)

TRACK AND FIELD

Saturday

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Pac-12 Men’s and Women’s Championships.

9:00 p.m. (MSC) Conference USA Men’s and Women’s Outdoor Championship.

Amos, Kyla Pratt. (S)

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››› “Space Cowboys” (2000) Clint Eastwood. NASA reunites four aging flyboys for an urgent mission. (CC) ››› “Cinderella Man” (2005) (CC) (AP)

Mad Men “Indian Summer” (CC) Mad Men “Nixon vs. Kennedy” Mad Men Peggy is keeping a secret. (:04) The Killing “Keylela” (CC) (:04) The Pitch(:04) ››› “Coach Carter” (2005) Samuel L. Jackson. A highschool basketball coach pushes his team to excel. (CC)

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To Be AnnouncedMLS Soccer New York Red Bulls at Philadelphia Union. (N) (Live)

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PGA Tour Golf The Players Championship, Final Round. From Tournament Players Club at Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. (N) (Live)

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MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at St. Louis Cardinals. From Busch Stadium in St. Louis. (N) (Live) King of Queens ›› “The Mummy Returns” (2001) Brendan Fraser. (TCM) (5:45) ››› “The Catered Affair” (1956) Bette Davis. ›› “Three Daring Daughters” (1948) Jeanette MacDonald, Jane Powell. ››› “So Big” (1953, Drama) Jane Wyman, Sterling Hayden, Nancy Olson. ››› “Pocketful of Miracles” (1961, ComedyDrama) Glenn Ford, Bette Davis. (CC)

›››› “Mrs. Miniver” (1942, Drama) Greer Garson, Walter Pidgeon. (CC) (DVS) ›››› “I Remember Mama” (1948) Irene Dunne. (TLC) Dr. Fred PricePaidInsanity!Four Weddings (S) Four Weddings (S) Four Weddings (S) Gypsy WeddingSister Wives (CC) SisterSisterSister Wives (CC) Sister Wives (CC) SisterSisterSister Wives (CC) (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) ›› “A Perfect Getaway” (2009) (CC)

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›› “The Golden Child” (1986, Comedy) Eddie Murphy, Charles Dance. (CC)

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(HBO) (5:25) ››› “Shattered Glass” (:15) ›› “Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules” (2011) Zachary Gordon. (S)

›› “Green Lantern” (2011, Action) Ryan Reynolds. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Face Off, Max Fight Game Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

2012 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony Inductees include Beastie Boys. (S) (CC)

›› “One Day” (2011, Romance) Anne Hathaway. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Harry Potter” (MAX) (:15) ›› “Major League: Back to the Minors” (1998) Scott Bakula. ‘PG-13’

››› “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” (2010) Michael Cera. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(9:50) ››› “The Breakfast Club” (1985) Emilio Estevez.

›› “You Got Served” (2004) Marques Houston. (S) (:05) ›› “Love & Other Drugs” (2010, Drama) Jake Gyllenhaal. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Mobsters” (1991) Christian Slater. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” (SHOW) “Bran Nue” (:45) “Rising Stars” (2010) Fisher Stevens. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

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(:25) ››› “Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work” (2010) (S) ‘R’

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(FX) ››› “Avatar” (2009) Sam Worthington, Voice of Zoe Saldana. ››› “Avatar” (2009) Sam Worthington, Voice of Zoe Saldana.

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MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:30) ›››› “I Remember Mama” ››› “Stella Dallas” (1937, Drama) Barbara Stanwyck, John Boles. (CC)

››› “Mildred Pierce” (1945) Joan Crawford, Jack Carson. (CC) (DVS)

››› “Torrent” (1926, Drama) Ricardo Cortez, Greta Garbo.

››› “Autumn Sonata” (1978, Drama) Ingrid Bergman, Liv Ullmann. “Bergman Island” (2006) Ingmar Bergman. Premiere. MGM Parade › “The Expert” (1932, Comedy) (TLC) SisterSisterSister Wives (CC) Sister Wives (N) Gypsy WeddingSister Wives (CC) Gypsy WeddingSister Wives (CC) SisterSisterPaidPaidPaidPaidTriVitaPaidPeoplePeople (TNT) (4:30) “Ransom” ›› “Edge of Darkness” (2010) Mel Gibson. ›› “Edge of Darkness” (2010) Mel Gibson. ›› “Cellular” (2004) Kim Basinger. ›› “A Perfect Getaway” (2009) (CC) Smallville (CC) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) “Garfield’s Pet”AdvenAdvenKing/HillKing/HillChickenFam GuyFam GuyLoiterAqua CheckFriskyFam GuyFam GuyLoiterAqua CheckFriskyChickenKing/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) Sand M.Sand M.Hotel ImpossibleBggg Bggg Man v. Food (CC) FoodFoodBggg Bggg Man v. Food (CC) FoodFoodHotel ImpossiblePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidKitchen (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...ForensicForensicWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...ForensicForensicLandPaidPaidKitchenPaidPaid (TVLAND) (5:00) ››› “M*A*S*H: Goodbye, Farewell, Amen” (1983) Alan Alda. (CC) Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Happily Divorced Happily Divorced Happily Divorced Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny (S) (CC) 3’s Company 3’s Company Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

›› “The Break-Up” (2006) Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston. (CC)

››› “The Parent Trap” (1998) (CC) › “Catch That Kid” (2004) (CC) PaidJ. Meyer

›› “Quantum of Solace” (2008, Action) Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko, Mathieu Amalric. (CC) Cheers (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent “One” (WGN-A) 30 RockMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherNewsReplayThe Unit (S) (CC) Monk (CC) Monk (CC)

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(HBO) (5:45) ››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” (2011) ‘PG-13’

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›› “One Day” (2011, Romance) Anne Hathaway. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(1:50) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) Ricky Gervais (:20) ››› “Win Win” (2011) Paul Giamatti. ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ›› “Dudley Do-Right” (1999) (MAX) “League”(:35) ››› “Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World” (2003) Russell Crowe. ‘PG-13’

››› “My Cousin Vinny” (1992, Comedy) Joe Pesci. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Co-Ed Confidential 2: Sophomores: Feature 2 Girl’s Guide ›› “Femme Fatale” (2002) Rebecca Romijn-Stamos. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Fellini’s Casanova” (1976, Drama) Donald Sutherland, Tina Aumont. (Subtitled-English) ‘R’ “Moonstruck” (SHOW) The Borgias “The Choice” (S) (CC) The Big C (CC) Nurse Jackie Nurse Jackie The Big C (N) (S) The Borgias “Day of Ashes” (N) (S) Nurse Jackie The Big C (CC) The Borgias “Day of Ashes” (CC)

“Fear Island” (2009) Haylie Duff, Lucy Hale. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Spike” (2008) Edward Gusts. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Bobcat Goldthwait ›› “Highlander: The Final Dimension” (1994) ‘PG-13’ “Lily Dale” (TMC) (5:30) “Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde” (2008) ›› “Red” (2010, Action) Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “The Thomas Crown Affair” (1999) Pierce Brosnan. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “The Rock” (1996, Action) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage, Ed Harris. (S) ‘R’ (:20) › “SuicideGirls Must Die!” (2010) Amina Suicide. (2:50) › “The Long Weekend” (2005) Chris Klein. ‘R’ “American Flyer” (2011) Danny Trejo. ‘NR’ (CC)

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M ››› “Frequency” (2000) Dennis Quaid. ›› “Lost in Space” (1998) William Hurt, Mimi Rogers. ››› “Star Trek” (2009) Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto. ›› “Planet of the Apes” (2001) Mark Wahlberg. MotherMother

T › “Space Chimps” (2008, Comedy) › “Are We Done Yet?” (2007) ›› “Daddy Day Care” (2003) › “Just My Luck” (2006) Chris Pine › “All About Steve” (2009) MotherMother

W SmarterSmarter › “Down to Earth” (2001) Chris Rock. › “Just My Luck” (2006) Chris Pine › “All About Steve” (2009) ››› “The Wedding Singer” (1998) › “Grandma’s Boy” (2006, Comedy) Two Two

F PaidPaidDue WoodsOutMLB Baseball: Twins at Tigers Dan PatrickWorld Poker TourMust See RacingAction Sports (FX)

TH ›› “We Own the Night” (2007) Mark Wahlberg ››› “The Departed” (2006) Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon. ›› “21” (2008) Jim Sturgess, Kevin Spacey. ››› “Boiler Room” (2000) Giovanni Ribisi. MotherMother

F ››› “The Departed” (2006) Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon. ›› “21” (2008) Jim Sturgess, Kevin Spacey. ››› “Boiler Room” (2000) Giovanni Ribisi. MotherMotherMotherMotherTwo Two Two (GOLF) Morning DriveVaried ProgramsMorning Drive Varied Programs

M HammerHouseKitchenKitchenBathBathMy First EstateFirst Pla.DesignHuntersHunt

PaidPaidVaried Programs CentralVaried (HGTV)

SweatHouseHolmes on HomesAntonioFavoriteHomesHomesCrashersCrashers

M To Be AnnouncedAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersModern MarvelsAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersModern Marvels

CABLE CHANNELS

M The Balancing ActWillWillWillWillWillWillChrisChrisChrisChrisGrey’s AnatomyGrey’s AnatomyGrey’s AnatomyMotherRebaRebaRebaRebaReba

(LIFE)

M NHL Hockey NHL LiveNHL LiveBirdingFishingLip & BiteCamoMajestySeasonsRedfernIntoFishingRugby Sevens World Series: England. Cycling Tour of California, Stage 2. (N)

T HunterB. DanceBassFishingOutdoorFishingHockey BiteSeasonNHL 36Cycling Tour of California, Stage 3. (N)

(NBCSN)

W SaltwaIntoRedfernFishingParkerOutdoorMartinBattle of Lunker.B. DanceOutd’rsBirdingKingViperCycling Tour of California, Stage 4. (N)

TH Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey NHL 36Cycling Tour of California, Stage 5. (N)

M PaidPaidKitchenPaidAuctionAuctionCSI: NY CSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneDEA DEA

T KitchenPaid Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways Ways

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W Paid CSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneAuctionAuctionAuctionAuction

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F GanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGanglandGangland (SYFY)

M PaidKitchenHighlander: RavenHighlander: RavenHighlander: RavenHighlander: RavenHighlander: RavenHighlander: RavenHighlander: RavenHighlander: Raven › “Dreamcatcher” (2003) Morgan Freeman, Thomas Jane.

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TH Friday 13th“Dead Like Me” (2009) Ellen Muth. ›› “Kill Theory” (2009, Horror) “The Seamstress” (2009, Horror) (CC) › “P2” (2007, Suspense) Wes Bentley. ›› “Chain Letter” (2010) Nikki Reed.

M PrinceK. ShookSuperJ. MeyerCrefloJ. HageeParsleyY’r DayBelieverProphetGoodMannaBehindJewishLife ToTodayThe 700 ClubJ. HageeEducaStory of Ruth

T Full Graham ClassicDr. to Dr. Super BuildingPraise the Lord

W Change WinningLifeProclaim J. Meyer Breaking Night of Hope in Washington D.C.

F › “Fertile Ground” (2010, Horror) (CC) DarkZoneZoneZone ›› “The Haunting in Connecticut” › “Thirteen Ghosts” (2001, Horror) “Grindhouse Presents: Planet Terror”“Death Proof” (TBN)

TH G. CopeBrownsEducaDiffer Lifestyle Not a Destined to Reign

F Dupl’tis BelieverBest of Praise The Lord Living Holy Praise the Lord (TBS)

M Home ImHome ImPrincePrincePaynePayneBrownsBrownsPayneJimYesDearYesDearAmer.EarlRayRayRayRayFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsKingKing

(TCM)

M Expert ››› “Saratoga Trunk” (1945) Gary Cooper. ››› “Show Boat” (1951) (CC) ›››› “Giant” (1956, Drama) Elizabeth Taylor, Rock Hudson. (CC) ›› “Cimarron” (1960) Glenn Ford. (CC) “Stage Door”

T “Forever Darling”(:15) ››› “Cry Terror” (1958) (CC) ››› “Lolita” (1962) James Mason. (CC) (DVS) (:45) ›› “Under Capricorn” (1949) “The Man With a Cloak”(:15) ›› “The Steel Trap”(:45) ››› “Niagara” (1953)

W MGM ››› “The Male Animal”(:15) ›› “The Long Night” (1947) ›››› “Fort Apache” (1948) (:15) ››› “Mister Roberts” (1955) (CC) ››› “Stage Struck” (CC) (:15) ››› “Advise and Consent”

TH They (:45) ›› “Barbary Coast” (1935) “Common Law”(:45) “Paradise for Three”“The Wagons Roll at Night”(:45) ›› “We Were Dancing” (1942) ›› “Government Girl”“A Night in Casablanca”Spy

F “Miracle Woman”“Bitter Tea-Yen” (:45) ›››› “Mr. Smith Goes to Washington” ›››› “It Happened One Night” ›››› “You Can’t Take It With You”(:15) ››› “Lady for a Day” (1933) “Mr.Deeds-Town”

(TLC) 19 KidsVariedBabyBabyBabyBaby’s Varied ProgramsFour WeddingsWhat Not to WearBabyBabyBabyMultiplesVaried Programs

(TNT) Angel Charmed Charmed SupernaturalSupernaturalLas VegasLas VegasLeverage

The CloserLaw & OrderLaw & OrderVaried Programs

(TOON) JohnnyBeyPokéJohnnyJohnnyAlmostLooneyLazloScoobyScoobyLooney TunesTom & JerryJerryLooneyLooneyEd, EddEd, EddJohnnyJohnnyRegularMADGumball (TRAV) PaidPaidPaidPaidVaried ProgramsHomesHomesVaried Programs FoodFoodNo Reservation (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidIn Session Varied Programs CopsCops (TVLAND) PaidPaidMurder, She WroteLeaveLeaveV. DykeV. DykeGriffithGriffithM*A*S*HM*A*S*HGunsmokeGunsmokeBonanza Bonanza Bonanza M*A*S*HM*A*S*H

& Order: SVU (WGN-A) PrinceCrefloPaidJeannieMatlock Matlock Heat of the NightHeat of the NightNewsVariedWalker, RangerWalker, RangerWalker, RangerChrisChris30 Rock30 Rock

PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO)

M Dudley(:45) ››› “Something’s Gotta Give” (2003) (S) ›› “Larry Crowne” (2011) Bette Midler: Showgirl Must ››› “Jane Eyre” (2011) (S) (CC) › “Just Married” (2003) (S) FightReal/Bill Maher“Larry Crowne” (S)

T › “Red Riding Hood” (2011) “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” ›› “The Eagle” (2011) (S) (CC) ››› “The Company” (2003) (S) (CC) 2012 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction“Harry Potter”

W “Bruce Almighty” ›› “Date Night” (2010) (S) “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps” (S) (:45) ››› “Despicable Me” (2010) ›› “Water for Elephants” (2011) (S) Namath ›› “Dinner for Schmucks” (2010) (S)

TH Dr (:25) “Ice Age” (S) L. Weight NationThe Weight of the Nation“Cinema Verite” (2011) (S) ›› “Devil” (2010) (S) (CC) › “D.O.A.: Dead or Alive” ›› “Larry Crowne” (2011) “Something’s Gotta Give”

M (5:35) ››› “Moonstruck”(:20) “John Grisham’s The Rainmaker”(:40) ››› “Terminator 2: Judgment Day” (S) › “The In Crowd” (2000) (S) (:45) ››› “Splice” (2009) (S) (CC) ›› “Hesher” (2010) (S) (:15) “Get Carter”

T “The Long, Hot Summer” (S) (:45) ››› “Grease” (1978) (S) (CC) (:35) ››› “The Tree of Life” (2011) Brad Pitt. › “Your Highness” (2011) “Star Trek III: The Search for Spock” ›› “Days of Thunder” (1990) (S) Men

W “Stop! Or Mom Will Shoot” ›› “Ricochet” (1991) (S) (:15) ›› “The A-Team” (2010) Liam Neeson. (S) ›› “The Change-Up” (2011) (S) (CC) “Throw Momma” “Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home” (S) “Life as Know”

F ›› “Opportunity Knocks”Portrait Weight Nation(:15) ››› “Shattered Glass” (2003) Fight ›› “The Eagle” (2011) (S) (CC) › “Red Riding Hood” (2011) Battle ›› “Robin Hood” (2010) (MAX)

TH “Terms-Endear.”“How to Train Your Dragon”“Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan” (S) ››› “Monkey Shines” (1988) (S) “Love Don’t Cost a Thing”(:15) ›› “Bean” (1997) (S) (CC) (3:50) “Mr. Bean’s Holiday”Sucker P

F “Stardust Mem.” ››› “Cedar Rapids” (S) ››› “Scrooged” (1988) (:15) › “Something Borrowed” (2011) (:15) ›› “Underworld” (2003) Kate Beckinsale. (:20) › “Envy” (2004) (S) ›› “Love & Other Drugs” (2010) (S) (SHOW)

M (5:45) ›› “Lily Dale” (1996) “And Now... Ladies and Gentlemen”(:45) “Route 30” (2008) (S) (:15) “Ten Inch Hero” (2007) (S) (CC) ›› “The Golden Bowl” (2000, Drama) (:15) “Last Night” (2010, Drama) ›› “Powder” (S)

T Lebanon(:45) ››› “Tabloid” (2010) (:15) ›› “Accidents Happen” (2009) “The Undertaker’s Wedding”(:25) › “Furry Vengeance” ›› “Roommates” (1995) Peter Falk. “Womb” (2010) Eva Green. (S) (CC) “Fair Game” (S) W “An Unreasonable Man” (S) (:25) › “It’s Pat”(:45) ››› “Dead Again” (1991) (S) (:45) ››› “Evelyn” (2002) (S) (CC) “Since You’ve Been Gone”(:15) “Deadline” (2009) (S) (:45) › “Waiting for Forever” (2010) Beastly

TH ›› “Ronnie & Julie” (1997) (:45) “The Distinguished Gentleman”(:45) “Noble Things” (2008) (S) (CC) ›› “The Waiting City” (2009) (S) (CC) › “Kiss of Fire” (1998) (CC) (:15) “H.G. Wells’ War of the Worlds” ›› “Flypaper”

F ›› “Billy Jack Goes to Washington” ›› “The Golden Bowl” (2000, Drama) (:15) ›› “Accidents Happen” (2009) ›› “The Big Day” (1999) ›› “The Oxford Murders” (2008) (S) “Few Options” (2011) (S) ››› “Panic” (TMC)

M ›› “The Lightkeepers” (S) (:40) ››› “Cairo Time” (S) (:10) ›› “A Slipping-Down Life” (S) “Son of Morning” (2011) (S) “Dakota Skye” (2008) (CC) › “As Good as Dead” (S) (:45) ›› “Losing Chase” (1996) (S) Speed

T Jr. ›› “Mighty Joe Young” (1998) (S) “The Legend of Tillamook’s Gold” (S) “The Twilight of the Golds” ››› “Rebirth” (2011) (S) (:45) “See You in September” (2010) (:20) ›› “The Final Cut” ›› “Pumpkin”

W Woman(:40) ›› “New York Stories” (1989) (:45) ››› “Capote” (2005) (S) (:40) “Thanks” (2011) (S) (:15) “Day Zero” (2007) Elijah Wood.

COVER STORY

‘America’s’ judges reflect on good, bad and the bizarre

By Jacqueline Cutler © Zap2it

As Howie Mandel and Sharon Osbourne make their way down the aisle of the Hammerstein Ballroom, a once grand New York venue, the cheering is pretty crazy. But when Howard Stern follows, the audience becomes rapturously, deliriously loud.

The judges of the seventh season of “America’s Got Talent” take their seats for a day of auditions. Not all of these acts will make it to the NBC show returning Monday, May 14, for which viewers can offer eternal thanks.

On this day, there’s an offkilter marching band and a man unfamiliar with the notes customarily used in singing. Osbourne advises a woman with a good voice to smash her accordion.

Another woman’s stand-up act consists of putting on a baby voice and snorting. A 14-year-old

girl sings James Brown’s “This Is a Man’s World,” and when the judges don’t advance her to Las Vegas, she begs and cries.

Two brothers, third-generation circus performers, take seven dogs through their paces, including back flips. A mime troupe in black costumes and white faces just gets on people’s nerves, as mimes tend to. Finally, a drag queen named All Beef Patty wins over a hostile audience because how can you not love a man in a zebra-patterned top, sequined shorts and a foot-high hot pink beehive?

After a few hours of this, the three judges (minus host Nick Cannon) sit down for their longest interview in New York. Here is a condensed version of it.

Zap2it: What was the weirdest act you have seen?

Howard Stern: “It was really weird when the squirrel got in

Howard Stern is a judge on “America’s Got Talent,” which returns for its seventh season Monday on NBC.

the pool and water-skied. I was disturbed.”

Howie Mandel: “A man who makes an entire audience an instrument.”

Sharon Osbourne: “It was incredible.”

Howard Stern: “We had one guy who had never sung in front of anyone. It was odd and strange, but wonderful.”

Howie Mandel: “A man who had stayed around home a long time and had puppets. He had a bear on his shoulder, and it didn’t do anything. I stole the puppet from his shoulder. I wore it. That puppet did nothing.”

Howard Stern: “I am so annoyed by people who waste my time.”

Sharon Osbourne: “He gives them advice. ‘I want you to go home and get a proper job. You are too old to be doing this.’ ”

Howie Mandel: “I believe just do it! If you have the seed of a thought, I know that as a standup, I have to give some respect for that.”

Howard Stern: “There are people who waste time here.”

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Steve Greenberg: the godfather of invention

“Gadget Nation” author and “Innovation Insider” Steve Greenberg grew up in a family that celebrates invention. With a patriarch who can turn anything into a lamp – “My mother used to joke that if I stayed still too long, he would turn me into a lamp,” he cracks – the entire clan can’t help but poke and prod to see how things are crafted.

“Take us anywhere, and we’re knocking on stuff and turning it upside down,” Greenberg says. “We learned that from my dad. It’s very much a part of who I am.”

But it isn’t the family’s primary passion.

“I’d say we’re restaurant people first, inventors second,” Greenberg says, chuckling. “I mean, we’re the kind of family that, when we’re eating at a restaurant, we’re talking about the next restaurant we’re going to. I’m very big on finding a good meal.”

So it’s only natural that Greenberg – who parlayed a gig as a TV reporter into a career heralding gadgets – would find a way to combine his passions and give inventors a boost to boot. Sunday, May 13, he and his pal, United Inventors Association founder Patrick Raymond, debut their Food Network series “Invention Hunters,” in which they scout out potential milliondollar kitchen gizmos and try to make their creators’ dreams come true.

“And it’s not just the preparation of food,” Greenberg says. “It’s everything from the growing of food to the preparing to the consumption to the disposal. Anything in the cycle of food is fair game for this show.”

Greenberg maintains the show is about much more than kitchen contraptions.

“It’s absolutely following the American dream,” he explains, “because we talk about America being a place of liberty and freedom – and I’m not taking that away, because it is – but it’s really about entrepreneurship. Coming up with the next great idea and taking that to fame and fortune. You meet these people, and they’re so tenacious and so excited about their invention. And it’s just contagious. I love inventors. I’ll do anything to support them because they really are making this country better.”

SOLUTION client fill

BY LORI ACKEN

IN FOCUS

“Crackle,” www.crackle.com

The digital network, a property of Sony Pictures Entertainment, offers films and TV shows from the Sony library, along with original programming, from a base in Culver City, Calif. The 33rd Annual Telly Awards — honoring film and video productions; Web ads, videos and films; and local, regional and cable TV ads and shows — recently honored Crackle’s original comedy show “Issues” (starring Ron Livingston) with two Silver Awards and gave a Bronze Award each to the original shows “Held Up” and “Backwash.”

• What are you currently reading?

“Tina Fey’s ‘Bossypants’ and the Steve Jobs biography. I love true stories and learning how people got from point A to point B.”

• What did you have for dinner last night?

“I had a chopped seafood salad at a place called Ocean Prime in Dallas, and it was delicious. I ate there with Tabatha Coffey from Bravo.”

• What is your next project?

“I’d like to make ‘Invention Hunters’ a household name. And I’m painting my condo. Does that qualify as a project?”

• When was the last vacation you took – where and why?

“My last vacation was last year, and I went to India for two weeks. The Indian culture has always fascinated me, and I love Indian food – it was a vacation that totally did not disappoint.”

“Facebook: Justin Bieber,” www.facebook.com/JustinBieber

Pop sensation Justin Bieber is one of many artists and bands whose Facebook pages are taking advantage of the new Listen button, which gives fans an easy way to listen to music through their favorite playback services — such as Spotify and MOG — directly from Facebook pages. After the fan clicks on the button, the music service the person uses most frequently will begin playing the band or artist’s most popular songs.

“Mashable: Social TV Charts,” mashable.com/follow/ topics/social-tv-charts/

Back on April Fool’s, a joke report circulated that ratings powerhouse Nielsen was going to abandon its people-meter system in favor of rating shows by Facebook Likes and Twitter mentions. You laugh, but those days may not be so far off. Each week, Web-centric site Mashable posts an infographic tracking which shows are getting the most social-media buzz, from “SpongeBob SquarePants” and “Game of Thrones” to “American Idol,” “The Voice” and “The Simpsons.”

Actor’s StudioHousewives/NJHousewives/NJBethenny Ever The Wedding PartyHousewives/NJBethenny Ever To Be AnnouncedThe Wedding PartyPaidPaidPaidPaidActor’s Studio (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportCNBC ReportsAmerican GreedOn the MoneyMad MoneyFast MoneyBiography-CNBCPaidKitchenPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start (N) (COM) 30 Rock30 RockFturamaSouth PkSunnySunnySunnySunnyDailyColbertSouth PkSouth PkDailyColbertSunnyFturamaChapChapRENO ComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) American ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperOutlaw Empires (S) American ChopperOutlaw Empires (S) American ChopperAmerican ChopperPaidTriVitaPaidPaidPaidPaidInsanity!Creflo (DISN) ANT AustinGood ››› “Bolt” (2008) (S) (CC) Fish JessieANT WizardsWizardsWizardsGood Good RandomRandomDeckDeckPhineasPhineasPhineasPhineas3rd & Little (E!) E! News (N) Fashion PoliceTrue HollywoodKhloeKhloeChelseaE! News ChelseaKhloeKhloeChelseaEastGirlsGirlsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

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(EWTN) Daily MassThe Journey HomeGenesisRosaryWorld Over LiveVaticanoWomen Daily MassThe Journey HomeAngelica LiveHolinessFathersSaintsSaintsDanaMaryOriginalCatholic

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Conan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC)

Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ›› “The Ringer” (2005, Comedy) Johnny Knoxville, Brian Cox. (CC)

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ››› “Stage Door” ››› “Stars and Stripes Forever” (1952) Clifton Webb. (:45) ›› “My Blue Heaven” (1950) Betty Grable, Dan Dailey. (CC) ›› “100 Men and a Girl” (1937) Deanna Durbin.

››› “Two Sisters From Boston” (1946) Kathryn Grayson. (CC) ››› “The Singing Nun” (1966) Debbie Reynolds. (CC) (:45) ›››› “The Inspector General” (1949) Danny Kaye, Walter Slezak. “Forever Darling” (TLC) Undercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossPaidPaidPaidTriVitaPaidPaidPeoplePeople (TNT) NBA Basketball NBA Basketball Inside the NBA (N) The Mentalist (S) Southland (CC) Law & Order (S) Cold Case (CC) Smallville (CC) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) AdvenAdvenRegularMADKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSquidAqua Amer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenMcGeeAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) Bizarre FoodsNo ReservationNo ReservationHotel ImpossibleHotel ImpossibleNo ReservationHotel ImpossibleHotel ImpossibleNo ReservationPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnBait CarBait CarPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnBait CarBait CarThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) “M*A*S*H Farewell”Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens The King of Queens (S) (CC) King of Queens Roseanne (S) The Nanny The Nanny 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company Roseanne (S) Home Improve. Home Improve. Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS: Los Angeles “Brimstone” (CC) NCIS Gibbs’ former mother-in-law. (S)

WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (S Live) (CC) (:05) Common Law Wes and Travis search for a murderer. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) (:35) ›› “Running Scared” (2006) Paul Walker. A gun winds up in the wrong hands. (CC)

Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsDeathDeathSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkMad Ab’tPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:15) ›› “Larry Crowne” (2011) (S) The Weight of the Nation (CC) (:10) The Weight of the Nation “Part 2: Choices” (N) Ricky Gervais Face Off, Max ››› “Black Swan” (2010, Drama) Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Fight Game ›› “Hall Pass” (2011, Comedy) Owen Wilson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “The Alarmist” (1997) David Arquette. (S) ‘R’ The TownConchords Conchords (MAX) (5:15) › “Get Carter” (2000) ‘R’

› “Something Borrowed” (2011) Ginnifer Goodwin. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Once Upon a Time in Mexico” (2003) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “American Wedding” (2003, Comedy) Jason Biggs. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

“Dirty Blondes From Beyond” (2012, Adult) ‘NR’

(1:50) ›› “The Rite” (2011) Anthony Hopkins. (S) ‘PG-13’

(:45) ››› “Man on the Moon” (1999, Biography) Jim Carrey. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Long, Hot” (SHOW) (5:00) ›› “Powder” (1995) ‘PG-13’ Weeds (CC) EpisodesThe Borgias “Day of Ashes” (CC) Nurse Jackie The Big C (CC) The Borgias “Day of Ashes” (CC)

›› “Piranha” (2010) Elisabeth Shue. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Twelve” (2010, Drama) Chace Crawford. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Nurse Jackie The Big C (CC)

› “Hotel California” (2008) Erik Palladino. (S) ‘NR’ (:45) “Johnny Was” (2006, Action) Vinnie Jones, Patrick Bergin. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Streets of Legend” (2003) Brihanna Hernandez.

(:05)

(:05) ›› “The Boxer and the Bombshell” (2008) Hugo Weaving. ‘R’ “Jr. Detective Agency” (2009) ‘G’

›› “Scream 4” (2011, Horror) Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Tactical Force” (2011) Steve Austin. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “American Bandits: Frank and Jesse James” (2010) (S) “Lebanon, Pa.” (2010) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:25) “The Speed of Thought” (2011)

(CC)

“Just a Man” (S) (CC)

“Behind the Blue Line” (S)

CABLE CHANNELS

(A&E) Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars

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››› “Death Wish” (1974) Charles Bronson, Hope Lange. (CC)

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››› “WarGames” (1983, Suspense) Matthew Broderick, Dabney Coleman, Ally Sheedy. (CC)

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››› “Tin Cup” (1996, Comedy) Kevin Costner. An undisciplined golfer attempts to reach the U.S. Open. (CC)

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(EWTN) Daily MassLife on the RockCampusRosaryDaughter/ChurchThe Women Daily MassLife on the RockCampusDefendEpistlesSaintsMusicSaintSaint MargaretOriginalMercy

(FAM) “Harry Potter” ››› “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” (2004) The 700 ClubPrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaid

(FSN) UEFATwins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Milwaukee Brewers. (N) Twins Due Action Sports

WifeMy WifeNannyNannyTBABarnyardPenguin (SPIKE) Gangland (CC) ›› “Star Wars: Episode I -- The Phantom Menace” (S) ››› “Ocean’s Twelve” (2004) George Clooney. (S) Ways Ways Ways EntouPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Death Proof”WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Dream MachinesFact or FakedLost Girl (S) (CC)

TotalTotalStargate SG-1 (S) › “Princess of Mars” (2009) (CC) Stargate UniversePaidPaid (TBN)

SuperPottersBehindReportHarvestP. StonePraise the Lord (CC)

(TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne › “Lake Placid” (1999, Horror) Bill Pullman, Bridget Fonda, Oliver Platt.

PriceFocusSecretsCrefloIsrael: Journey of ReflecXtremeImpactRampStoriesStoryCherubPhphy

(10:50) ››› “Rogue” (2007) Radha Mitchell, Michael Vartan. Premiere. (CC)

(12:50) ››› “Scream 2” (1997, Horror) David Arquette, Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox. (CC)

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried

(TCM) (5:00) “Mr. Deeds Goes to Town”

›››› “American Graffiti” (1973) Richard Dreyfuss, Ronny Howard. ›› “Rock Around the Clock” (1956, Musical) (CC) ›› “Go, Johnny, Go!” (1958) Jimmy Clanton.

›› “Jamboree” (1957) Kay Medford, Paul Carr. Premiere. ›› “Ganja and Hess” (1973, Horror) Duane Jones, Marlene Clark, Bill Gunn.

›› “The Slams” (1973, Action) Jim Brown, Judy Pace. ›› “Charley’s Aunt” (1930) (TLC) DC CupcakesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesDC CupcakesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S)

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Face Off, Max (1:50) ›› “Bound” (1996) Jennifer Tilly. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Paul” (2011, Comedy) Simon Pegg, Nick Frost. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “DiaryWimpy” (MAX) ›› “The Rite” (2011, Horror) Anthony Hopkins, Alice Braga. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

››› “Speed” (1994, Action) Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Girl’s Guide “Lady Chatterley’s Daughter” (2011) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(11:50) ›› “Underworld” (2003, Horror) Kate Beckinsale. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(1:55) ›› “Best Laid Plans” (1999) (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man” (1991) ‘R’

“Star Trek: The Motion Picture” ‘G’ (SHOW) (5:00) “Panic” ›› “Barbershop” (2002) Ice Cube. (S) ‘PG-13’ (:15) ›› “The Mechanic” (2011, Action) Jason Statham. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Fear Island” (2009) Haylie Duff, Lucy Hale. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Few Options” (2011) Kenny Johnson. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:40) › “As Good as Dead” (2010) Cary Elwes. ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Oxford Murders” (2008, Mystery) Elijah Wood. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Godzilla” (1998, Science Fiction) Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:35) ›› “Chatroom” (2010) Aaron Johnson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) › “Twelve” (2010, Drama) Chace Crawford, Curtis Jackson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Camp” (2003) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Debra DiGiovanni: Single, Awkward ›› “Ceremony” (2010) Michael Angarano. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Furry” (TMC) “Saddest” (:20) ›› “The Final Cut” (2004) Robin Williams. (S) › “Hotel California” (2008) Erik Palladino. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

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›› “Sahara” (2005) Matthew McConaughey, Steve Zahn. Adventurers search for a Confederate ship in Africa. (CC) ››› “O Brother, Where Art Thou?” (2000) (CC) (AP) Blue Planet: SeasHillbilly Handfishin’Dogs 101 (CC) Dogs 101 (CC)

(AMC) The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman Broken Trail A cowboy and his nephew save five girls from prostitution. (CC)

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(FAM) Boy... ›› “Sabrina the Teenage Witch” ›› “The Flintstones” (1994, Comedy) ›› “Dennis the Menace” (1993) ››› “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” (2004) ››› “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire”

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(FX) ››› “Life Is Beautiful” (1998, Comedy-Drama) MotherMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherTwo Two Two Two ››› “Tropic Thunder” (2008) Ben Stiller. ››› “Superbad” (2007) Jonah Hill. (GOLF) European PGA Tour Golf Volvo World Match Play Championship, Day Three. From Spain. (N) (Live) Golf Central Pregame (N) (Live) PGA Tour Golf Nationwide: BMW Charity Pro-Am, Third Round. (N) (Live)

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›› “Tommy Boy” (1995, Comedy) Chris Farley, David Spade. (CC) King of Queens King of Queens Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) (TCM) “Charley Aunt” ››› “Soldier in the Rain” (1963) Jackie Gleason. ››› “Cat Ballou” (1965) Jane Fonda, Lee Marvin. (CC) (:45) ›› “A Close Call for Boston Blackie” (1946) Perils of Pauline(:15) ››› “The Diary of Anne Frank” (1959, Historical Drama) Millie Perkins. A Jewish girl hides from the Nazis in an Amsterdam attic. (CC) ››› “Blackboard Jungle” (1955) Glenn Ford. (CC) (DVS) “Knute Rockne, All American” (1940) (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidMoving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Dateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real Life (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Rizzoli & IslesThe Closer (CC) Law & Order (S) ›› “Cellular” (2004) Kim Basinger. ›› “Cellular” (2004) Kim Basinger. PregameNBA Basketball (TOON) JohnnyRedakaiBeyPokeBen 10Thundr.LanternJusticeMADLevel UpNinjaGoNinjaGo“Scooby-Doo” LooneyLooneyJohnnyJohnnyJohnnyRegularRegularGumballGumball (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodBggg Bggg Hunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlKeys to CastleHotel Impossible (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidStorageStorageLizardLizardPawnPawnMost DaringMost DaringMost DaringMost ShockingMost ShockingMost Shocking (TVLAND) Three’s Company (CC) 3’s Company The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Happily Divorced Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home Good Times Good Times The Jeffersons The Jeffersons ››› “Barbershop 2: Back in Business” (2004) Ice Cube, Cedric the Entertainer. Premiere. Home Improve. (USA) Paid Program Insanity!Paid Program Paid Program ››› “Public Enemies” (2009) Johnny Depp. G-man Melvin Purvis vows to nab notorious criminal John Dillinger. NCIS “Eye Spy” (S) (CC) NCIS Man holds hostages in the lab. NCIS A petty officer is found dead. NCIS “Mind Games” (S) (CC) NCIS The bodies of two assassins. NCIS Military country-club bombing. NCIS “Sharif Returns” (S) (CC) (WGN-A) PaidPaidPaidPaidWalker, RangerWalker, RangerLaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CI

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(HBO) (5:25) ›› “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” Fight Game ›› “Larry Crowne” (2011) Tom Hanks. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Dinner for Schmucks” (2010) Steve Carell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “One Day” (2011, Romance) Anne Hathaway. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Weight, Nation (:45) The Weight of the Nation “Part 1: Consequences”

The Weight of the Nation (CC)

(:15) 2012 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony (S) (CC) (MAX) (5:10) ›› “Star Trek: The Motion Picture” (1979) (S) ‘G’

(:20) ›› “Cheaper by the Dozen” (2003) Steve Martin. ››› “Splice” (2009) Adrien Brody. (S) ‘R’ (CC) MAX on Set (S)

››› “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” (1986) (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:45) › “Spill” (1996) Brian Bosworth. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:45) ›› “Joe the King” (1999, Drama) Noah Fleiss. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Dead Again” (1991, Mystery) Kenneth Branagh. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) “Last Night” (2010, Drama) Keira Knightley. ‘R’

(:15) ›› “Hesher” (2010, Drama) Natalie Portman, Rainn Wilson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “My Soul to Take” (2010, Horror) Max Thieriot, John Magaro. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:30) › “Furry Vengeance” (2010) (:15) › “Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil” (2011) (S) ‘PG’

››› “The King’s Speech” (2010) Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Furry Vengeance” (2010) Brendan Fraser. ‘PG’

(AMC) (4:30) “O Brother, Where Art Thou?”

››› “Independence Day” (1996) Will Smith, Bill Pullman. Earthlings vs. evil aliens in 15-mile-wide ships. (CC)

››› “Independence Day” (1996) Will Smith, Bill Pullman. Earthlings vs. evil aliens in 15-mile-wide ships. (CC)

›› “Earthquake” (1974) Charlton Heston. An architect tries to rescue his wife after an earthquake. (CC) The Killing “Off the Reservation” (S) Mad Men “The Wheel” (CC)

(AP) Tanked (S) (CC) Tanked (S) (CC) Tanked (N) (S) Tanked (S) Tanked (S) Tanked (S) Tanked (S) (CC) Tanked (S) (CC)

TapeTapeTapeTapeFreakFreakExtremeExtreme (BRAVO) Housewives/OC ››› “The Interpreter” (2005) Nicole Kidman. (:35) ››› “The Interpreter” (2005) (CC) Around the WorldInterior TherapyInterior TherapyPaidPaidPaidPaidBethenny Ever (CNBC) Money American GreedDebtSuze Orman ShowPrincessPrincessAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowPrincessPrincessPaidPaidHeads-Up PokerSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) CNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsTo Be AnnouncedCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsTo Be AnnouncedCNN NewsroomPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) “Dodgeball: Underdog”“Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby”Katt Williams American Hustle Aziz Ansari(:15) › “Mr. Deeds” (2002) (CC) ComedyComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid

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(ESPN) College SoftballMLB SpecialSportCtrNBA Basketball SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) NBA Basketball SportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) E:60 30 for 30 (CC) Street League Skateboarding From Kansas City, Mo.

MLS Soccer Los Angeles Galaxy at Club Deportivo Chivas USA. (N) (Live)

Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC)

(EWTN) Angelica LiveSt. Rita (Part 1 of 2) ACNLiving RightThe Journey HomeDaily MassFaithSaintsEldest Daughter of ChurchCatholicEWTN LiveGroesLifeR. CoeliRutler

(FAM) “Harry Potter” ››› “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix” (2007) ››› “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban”

(NBCSN) To Be Announced To Be Announced Poker After DarkPoker After DarkPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) VictoVictoVictoiCarly (S) RockBucket’70s’70sFriendsFriendsFriendsFriends’70s’70sChrisMy WifeMy WifeGeorgeGeorgeNannyNannyTBAGrownPenguin (SPIKE) “Star Wars Ep. I” ›› “Star Wars: Episode II -- Attack of the Clones” (2002) (S) ››› “Crocodile Dundee” (1986) Paul Hogan. Ways Ways Ways Ways PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidKitchen (SYFY) (5:30) ›› “Stealth” (2005) Premiere. “American Battleship” (2012) Premiere. › “Battle of Los Angeles” (2011) (CC) “American Battleship” (2012, Action) ›› “Elektra” (2005) Jennifer Garner. ZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of PowerGraham ClassicNot a Travel ›› “Generation Gap”HistoryOak VirtualChristianFinger of GodStrangerHal L.GospelHoly Bible (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig Bang ›› “Old School” (2003, Comedy) Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell. (CC)

(:05) ›› “Road Trip” (2000) Seann William Scott, Breckin Meyer. (CC)

(:05) › “Road Trip: Beer Pong” (2009) Preston Jones, Danny Pudi. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedHouse of Payne House of Payne (TCM) “Knute Rockne, All American” (1940)

››› “Wuthering Heights” (1939) Merle Oberon, Laurence Olivier. (CC)

››› “The Long Voyage Home” (1940) John Wayne, Thomas Mitchell.

›› “The Outlaw” (1943, Western) Jane Russell, Jack Buetel. (CC)

›››› “The Grapes of Wrath” (1940) Henry Fonda, Jane Darwell. (CC)

(:15) ›››› “Citizen Kane” (1941, Drama) Orson Welles. (CC) (DVS)

(:15) ››› “Gentleman Jim” (1942) (TLC) Dateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) NBA BasketballNBA Basketball

Inside the NBA (N) ››› “Jackie Brown” (1997) Pam Grier. (CC) (:45) ›› “The Guardian” (2006) Kevin Costner. (CC) PreviewLaw & Order (S) (TOON) ›› “Open Season” (2006, Comedy) King/HillDelocateEagleFam GuyBoonBoonBleachFullmetalDurararaKekFoolyCowboyBig OGhostBleachFullmetalDurararaInuyashaLooneyLooney (TRAV) Extreme PoolsGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnForensicForensicPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnForensicForensicInsanity!PaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny 3’s Company

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›› “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” (2007, Action) Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight. (CC) (:31) Cheers WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) Cheers (CC) Cheers (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Ninja Kitchen Monk Murder evidence; PI license. (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsChrisChrisSunnySunnyDeathDeathMad Ab’t › “The Haunting” (1999, Horror) WorldScudder

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(HBO) Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011, Action) James McAvoy. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

24/7: Road (:45) Boxing Amir Khan vs. Lamont Peterson, Super Lightweights. (N) (S Live) (CC)

24/7: Road Game of Thrones (S) (CC)

››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011, Action) James McAvoy. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Battleship: 1st Breaking the Huddle: Integration “Something’s Gotta Give” (2003) (MAX) (5:50) › “Vampires Suck” (2010) (:15) ››› “RoboCop” (1987, Science Fiction) Peter Weller. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “American Wedding” (2003) Jason Biggs. ‘NR’ (CC) Girl’s Guide (:15) “Dirty Blondes From Beyond” (2012, Adult) ‘NR’ (:40) › “My Soul to Take” (2010, Horror) Max Thieriot. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “American Psycho” (2000) Christian Bale. ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ››› “Never Let Me Go” (2010, Drama) Carey Mulligan. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) “Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil” ‘PG’ ›› “Scream 4” (2011, Horror) Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) › “It’s Pat” (1994) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC)

›› “Red” (2010, Action) Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Strikeforce: Barnett vs. Cormier (N) (Live) The Borgias “Day of Ashes” (CC) Nurse Jackie The Big C (CC) Gary Owen: True Story (S) (CC) Bobcat Goldthwait“Last Night” (2010, Drama) Keira Knightley. ‘R’

“Psych:9” (2010, Suspense) Sara Foster. Premiere. ‘R’ (:45) › “The Clinic” (2010, Suspense) Tabrett Bethell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) “Psych:9” (2010, Suspense) Sara Foster. ‘R’

(:05) › “The Clinic” (2010) Tabrett Bethell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:40) ››› “The Honeymoon Killers” (1969) Shirley Stoler. (S) ‘R’ (CC) › “Thirst” (2008, Drama) Lacey Chabert. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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