Ask not whodunit, but why, in new crime series ‘Motive’
By Michael Korb © Zap2itYou’ve got to love it when people are willing to mix it up a little. Let’s face it; the traditional cop show has felt tired for years. Most are so formulaic that the crimes almost solve themselves.
But with “Motive,” a new series premiering Monday, May 20, on ABC, the formula has been set on its ear. Creator and executive producer Daniel Cerone (“The Mentalist,” “Dexter”), likes to say that most cop shows tend to be whodunits, while “Motive,” as the name suggests, tends to be more of a whydunit. And with Kristin Lehman (“The Killing”) starring as Detective Angie Flynn, it’s a mustwatchit.
“I always wanted to create a series where you reveal the killer in the tease — hearkening back to ‘Columbo,’ which is considered the granddaddy of all detectives, and basically the whole first act was showing the kill,” Cerone says. “I’ve always been fascinated with that model. But I was always reluctant to pitch it because there is the stumbling block, because if you reveal the killer, then where’s the mystery?”
Good point. But one of the biggest problems with traditional crime series is that arguably the most exciting thing in any episode has already happened at the start of the show, and it happened off-screen: the murder.
By opening “Motive” with two little vignettes that introduce both the killer and the victim, viewers get the opportunity to play the game of “When did they do it? Why did they do it? And how did they do it?” Best of all, thanks to those initial intro-
ductions, we are actually drawn into their lives and feel much more of a vested interest than is usually the case in a crime drama.
“Giving it away doesn’t change how compelling it is so that I don’t want to know why this happened,” says Lehman. Going back to the “Columbo” mold, when you know who the killer is, you have to make the game a lot more fun, says Cerone.
“With ‘Columbo,’ the fun was sort of watching this rumpled character slowly break down these killers and sort of prey upon their egos and catch them off guard. So for me, I wanted to try and find a character who was fun to watch but at other times people might dismiss because she is a beautiful woman.”
Detective Flynn was originally conceived as a “wrong side of the tracks” sort of character, who ran with the wrong crowd when she was younger. She was supposed to be someone who was easy to overlook.
“But Kristin — who we feel like we’ve scored with — brings a little bit more sophistication to the role than I imagined,” says Cerone. “I really like it when an actor comes in and redefines a role. Kristin plays that sort of completely unexpected, offthe-cuff, flamethrower of truth. She’s going to say what she says and sort of lull you into this false sense of security with her caring and compassion, and then the knives come out.”
That was readily apparent when asked about the premiere episode’s guest star, Joey McIntyre, who meets an untimely demise.
“He’s laying there covered in blood — he’s been bludgeoned,
and he’s laying on the ground — and all I can think is ‘Please don’t go girl!’ ” says Lehman with a laugh. “ ‘Oh, my God, we just killed the cultural icon for teendom and girls of the ’80s.’ ”
What’s funny is that it could have just as easily come from the mouth of Detective Flynn.
“I just love her,” says Lehman. “I don’t love all the characters I’ve played. But she’s a woman who doesn’t suffer fools easily. She’s extremely smart, has a natural curiosity and a natural intuition and confidence. (I think) going through all the things that she’s gone through in her life, like having a child at a young age ... . Being a single mom really requires you to state to the world the measure of your mettle. I just play her as someone who is extremely satisfied with her lot in life. And that is pretty satisfying to play.”
And while the supporting characters, such as Detective Oscar Vega (Louis Ferreira) and Dr. Betty Rogers (Lauren Holly), are terrific compliments to Flynn, high marks need to be held out for the visual style of the series, which is shot on location in Vancouver.
The cinematic refinement is a visual drug that gives you the impression you’re watching a feature film. Cerone credits director Bronwen Hughes, who shot the pilot, for creating the look and feel of the show.
While we’re not ready to call it the next “Columbo,” we’re definitely optimistic and willing to look for “Motive.”
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1. “A __ of Hammers”; 2011 Jason Ritter film
2. Uplifting tune
3. At __; relaxed
4. Actor Lancaster’s initials
5. “__ Confidential”; 1997 Kevin Spacey movie
6. “The Defiant __”; 1958 Tony Curtis film
7. “__, Where’s My Car?”; Ashton Kutcher movie
8. __ Lanka
9. Actor on “Castle” (2)
12. “Chicago Fire” role (2)
14. Syllables from the hard of hearing
16. Drunkard’s woes, for short
19. “__ Betty”
20. Actor Morales
22. Lois’ hubby, in the comics
23. Musical disc, for short
27. Ruby or topaz
28. “I’m With __” (2003-04)
30. Singer Mitchell
31. “McHale’s __”
32. Home for Oliver and Lisa on “Green Acres”
33. Part of the musical scale (2)
35. Cath. or Episc.
37. Fabray, to friends 40. Film alien
PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK
ACTION SPORTS
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Detroit Tigers at Texas Rangers.
(Same-day Tape)
1:00 a.m. (MSC) Boston Red Sox at Minnesota Twins.
3:00 a.m. (MSC) Central Florida at East Carolina.
Monday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Boston Red Sox at Minnesota Twins.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Boston Red Sox at Minnesota Twins.
AUTO RACING
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.
(Live)
(MSC) Minnesota Twins at Atlanta Braves. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live) 12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Atlanta Braves.
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.
Tuesday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Atlanta Braves.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Atlanta Braves.
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Atlanta Braves. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Atlanta Braves.
Wednesday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers.
Friday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers.
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. (Live) (WGN-A) Chicago Cubs at Cincinnati Reds. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers.
BASKETBALL
Sunday
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones
2:00 p.m. % NBA Countdown (Live)
2:30 p.m. % Conference
Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)
2:30 a.m. (ESPN) Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)
Monday
7:00 p.m. (TNT) Indiana Pacers at New York Knicks. (Live) 9:30 p.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live) 12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
Where sellers and buyers connect Sellers
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Conference Final: Teams TBA.
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Courtside Jones
7:00 p.m. (TNT) NBA Tip-Off
7:30 p.m. (TNT) Conference
Final: Teams TBA. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
2:00 a.m. (TNT) Conference
Final: Teams TBA.
Saturday
6:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Conference
Final: Teams TBA. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Conference
Final: Teams TBA.
2:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight
BICYCLING
Sunday
12:00 p.m. + Tour of California, Stage 8. (Live)
BOXING
Sunday
8:00 a.m. (SHOW) Lamont Peterson vs. Lucas Martin Matthysse.
Wednesday
9:00 p.m. (SHOW) All Access
Friday
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Friday Night Fights: Best KOs
8:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Boxing
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Friday Night Fights. (Live)
Saturday
Buyers
(Taped)
1:30 p.m. % NASCAR Countdown
1:45 p.m. % NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: History 300. (Live)
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: History 300. (Same-day Tape)
BASEBALL
Sunday
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
(TBS) Los Angeles Dodgers at Atlanta Braves. (Live)
1:00 p.m. (MSC) Boston Red Sox at Minnesota Twins. (Live)
(WGN-A) Lead-Off Man
1:10 p.m. (WGN-A) New York Mets at Chicago Cubs. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) 10th Inning
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Detroit Tigers at Texas Rangers. (Live)
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Atlanta Braves. (Live)
2:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live) (WGN-A) Chicago Cubs at Pittsburgh Pirates. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Atlanta Braves.
8:45 p.m. (WGN-A) 10th Inning
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live 11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.
Thursday 7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 9:30 a.m. (MSC) SEC Tournament, Game 9: Teams TBA. (Live)
1:00 p.m. (MSC) SEC Tournament, Game 10: Teams TBA. (Live)
Baseball
p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
Lead-Off Man
p.m. (MSC) Minnesota
at Detroit Tigers. (Live)
Chicago Cubs at Cincinnati Reds. (Live)
) / MLB Player Poll
5:00 p.m. (HBO) Carl Froch vs. Mikkel Kessler. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (HBO) Carl Froch vs. Mikkel Kessler.
CHEERLEADING
Monday
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Cheerleading
Tuesday
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Cheerleading
Wednesday
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Cheerleading
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Cheerleading
FOOTBALL
Sunday
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron
Monday
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32
2:00 p.m. _ HP Byron Nelson Championship, Final Round. (Live) (GOLF) Web.com: BMW Charity Pro-Am, Final Round. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Mobile Bay Classic, Final Round. (Live) 6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) HP Byron Nelson Championship, Final Round.
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Volvo World Match Play Championship, Semifinals.
2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Web.com: BMW Charity Pro-Am, Final Round.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Monday
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Web.com: BMW Charity Pro-Am, Final Round.
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) HP Byron Nelson Championship, Final Round.
4:30 p.m. (GOLF) Performance Institute
(MSC) MVC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA.
Thursday
(ESPN2) NFL Live
(ESPN)
PLAYING FIELD
HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Go Annika
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) On the Range
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions
Tour Learning Center
3:30 a.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts
4:00 a.m. (GOLF) BMW PGA Championship, First Round. (Live)
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) BMW PGA Championship, First Round. (Live)
Thursday
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Senior PGA Championship, First Round. (Live)
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Crowne Plaza Invitational at Colonial, First Round. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Pure Silk-Bahamas Classic, First Round. (Same-day Tape)
7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Crowne Plaza Invitational at Colonial, First Round.
2:00 p.m. _ Crowne Plaza
Invitational at Colonial, Third Round. (Live)
+ Senior PGA Championship, Third Round. (Live)
(GOLF) Pure Silk-Bahamas Classic, Third Round. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Crowne Plaza Invitational at Colonial, Third Round.
10:00
MARTIAL
est Rounds
9:30 p.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions
Tour Learning Center
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Greatest Rounds
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Wednesday
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Performance Institute
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Special
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Mexico
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) On the Range
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) On the Range
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Go Annika
8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Go Annika
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
Mexico
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Go Annika
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Senior PGA Championship, First Round.
3:30 a.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts
4:00 a.m. (GOLF) BMW PGA Championship, Second Round. (Live)
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) BMW PGA Championship, First Round. (Live)
Friday
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Senior PGA Championship, Second Round. (Live)
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Crowne Plaza
Invitational at Colonial, Second Round. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Pure SilkBahamas Classic, Second Round. (Same-day Tape)
7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Crowne Plaza
Invitational at Colonial, Second Round.
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Senior PGA Championship, Second Round.
4:30 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole
Saturday
6:30 a.m. (GOLF) BMW PGA Championship, Third Round. (Live)
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Crowne Plaza
Invitational at Colonial, Third Round. (Live)
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Pregame (Live)
SOFTBALL
Sunday
2:15 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Softball Championship Update (Live)
2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Tournament, Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Softball Championship Update (Live)
5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Tournament, Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
Thursday
5:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
Friday
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (Live) (ESPN2) NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
Saturday
11:00 a.m. (ESPN) NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
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Tuesday 7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Pro Challenge. (Taped)
Wednesday 7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Pro Challenge. (Taped)
HOCKEY
Sunday
2:00 p.m. + Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)
Saturday 7:00 p.m. + Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)
LACROSSE
Saturday 1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Tournament, First Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)
p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Tournament, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA. (Live)
Saturday
p.m. (FX) UFC 160: Velasquez vs. Bigfoot Prelims (Live)
OUTDOORS
Sunday
a.m. (ESPN2) Bassmasters
a.m. (MSC) Back Roads
a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Angling Edge
a.m. (MSC) Jason Mitchell Outdoors
(MSC) Destination
a.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Teams TBA. (Live)
12:10 p.m. (ESPN2) MLS Soccer Los Angeles Galaxy at New York Red Bulls. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show
Monday
2:00 p.m. (MSC) English Premier League Soccer Teams TBA. (Taped)
Tuesday
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show
Thursday
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show
7:30 p.m. (ESPN2) International Friendly: Chelsea vs. Manchester City. (Live)
Friday
5:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine
10:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine
Saturday
1:00 p.m. ) / UEFA Champions League Soccer Final. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Softball Championship Update (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
TENNIS
Wednesday 3:00 p.m. (MSC) Champions Series: Anaheim.
Saturday
4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2013 French Open Tennis First Round. (Live)
TRACK AND FIELD
Saturday
p.m. + Adidas Grand Prix. (Live)
WRESTLING
Saturday
Mad
Don runs into an old friend.
The Killing “Bulldog” (CC) (:03)
“King Arthur” (2004) Clive Owen. Arthur and his knights embark on a rescue mission. (:31) ›› “A Knight’s Tale” (2001) Heath Ledger. A peasant poses as a knight for a shot at jousting glory.
››› “The Last Samurai” (2003, Adventure) Tom Cruise, Ken Watanabe. A Westerner learns the ways of the samurai in the 1870s. (CC) (AP) WeirdWeirdUntamed-UncutTo Be Announced To Be Announced
(BRAVO) XOX BetseyTardyTardyHousewives/OCHousewives/OCMedicine Medicine Medicine Medicine Medicine Medicine Housewives/NJHousewives/NJ
(CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCook PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) Early GuptaSaturday MorningState of the UnionFareed ZakariaReliable SourcesState of the UnionFareed ZakariaCNN NewsroomYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN Newsroom (COM) PaidPaidRENO RENO RENO (:34) ›› “There’s Something About Mary” (CC) FturamaFturamaFturamaFturamaFturama“Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls”(:44) ›› “Tommy Boy” (1995) (CC) Hot Tub
(DISC) PaidWilliamsOsteenIn TouchMythBusters (CC) Deadliest CatchGreat Bear Stakeout (S) (CC) Last FrontierLast FrontierLast FrontierLast FrontierLast FrontierLast Frontier (DISN) MickeyDoc PiratesSofiaPhineasPhineasDogShake ItGood Good ANT ANT ANT DogDogDogANT DogJessieShake ItGood Good AustinJessie (E!) ›› “Mean Girls 2” (2011, Comedy) JonasJonasFashion PoliceE! News (N) ›› “He’s Just Not That Into You” (2009) SoupHolly Has a Baby ›› “Blue Crush” (2002, Drama) JonasJonas (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) X Games Barcelona. From Barcelona, Spain. (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) (ESPN2) (5:30) 30 for 30Bassmasters (N) (CC) E:60 SportsCenter English Premier League Soccer Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (:10) MLS Soccer Los Angeles Galaxy at New York Red Bulls. (N) (Live) Softball Update College Softball NCAA Tournament, Regional: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) Softball Update College Softball (EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily MassLitanyBkmrkVaticanoThe Solemn Mass of Pentecost From Rome In Concert (N) MercyRosaryHoly Wd.Door SavoringEvangeDevoCrossing (FAM) ›› “Richie Rich” (1994, Comedy) ›› “Dennis the Menace” (1993) ›› “The Little Rascals” (1994) ›› “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice” (2010) ››› “Harry
(Live) Cycling (NICK) ParentsParentsRangersSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.TurtlesMon ›› “Cats & Dogs” (2001) (S) (CC) ParentsParentsParentsParentsParentsParentsParentsParentsSponge.Sponge. (SPIKE) PaidPaidDeepPaidXtremeHorse.Trucks!MuscleRepoRepo“Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” ›› “Super Troopers” (2001) (S) (CC) “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story”“Indiana Jones” (SYFY) DefrostPaidDefrostCook Defiance “An American Werewolf in London” › “Skinwalkers” (2007) Jason Behr. ››› “Dawn of the Dead” (2004) Sarah Polley. ›› “The Mist” (2007) Thomas Jane. (CC) (TBN) PurvisThe PhillipsTouchFranklinJereRhemaWinningMiracleRedeemLoveIn TouchPowerWrittenConleyChangeKing IsFranklinJ. HageeMarriagePrinceG. JakesJ. Meyer (TBS) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Last Laugh? Men at Work › “Wild Wild West” (1999, Action) Will Smith, Kevin Kline. (CC)
›› “The Replacements” (2000, Comedy) Keanu Reeves, Gene Hackman, Orlando Jones. (CC)
MLB Baseball Los Angeles Dodgers at Atlanta Braves. From Turner Field in Atlanta. (N) (Live) (CC)
›› “Observe and Report” (2009) Seth Rogen. (CC)
››› “Blades of Glory” (2007) (TCM) “10-Indians” (:45) ››› “Mary of Scotland” (1936, Historical Drama) Katharine Hepburn, Fredric March. (CC)
››› “Here Comes Mr. Jordan” (1941) Robert Montgomery. (CC)
››› “Johnny O’Clock” (1947, Crime Drama) Dick Powell, Evelyn Keyes.
›››› “Sounder” (1972, Drama) Cicely Tyson, Paul Winfield. (CC)
››› “The Three Faces of Eve” (1957, Drama) Joanne Woodward. (CC)
››› “Leave Her to Heaven” (1945) (TLC) Dr. Fred PricePaidPaidGownGownGownGownGownGownGownGownSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesBreaking Amish: (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) › “Law Abiding Citizen” (2009) ›› “Lethal Weapon 4” (1998) Mel Gibson. ››› “The Town” (2010) (TOON) DragonsJohnnyBeyPokéBen 10NinjaGoLanternTeenJerryJerry“Tom and Jerry: Shiver Me”“Scooby-Doo & Goblin King”RegularRegularIncredAdvenAdvenAdven ›› “Underdog” (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumOff Limits (CC) Monumental MysMysteries-MuseumBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsTastiest PlacesTastiest PlacesTastiest PlacesTastiest PlacesTastiest Places (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMost ShockingMost ShockingBait CarBait CarCaughtCaughtHurtsHurtsHurtsHurtsMost ShockingMost ShockingMost Shocking (TVLAND) (:12) The Cosby Show (S) (CC) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cleveland Cleveland (:12) Hot in Cleveland (CC) Cleveland Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S)
(:12) Roseanne “Five of a Kind” Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Golden Girls (:38) The Golden Girls (S) (CC) Golden Girls (USA) Cook Safe JeremiahPastor Chris Joel Osteen
››› “Casino Royale” (2006, Action) Daniel Craig. James Bond plays poker with a man who finances terrorists. (CC)
›› “Quantum of Solace” (2008, Action) Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko. (CC)
››› “Chicago” (2002, Musical) (CC) Funny Videos(:10) MLB Baseball New York Mets at Chicago Cubs. (N) 10th Inn.Funny VideosBloopers
›› “Fast & Furious” (2009, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (WGN-A) PaidFactsDavidBeyondPaidPaidPaidPaid
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) Section 60: Arling- ton National Ceme.
›› “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows” (2011) Robert Downey Jr.
(:10) ›› “Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted” ‘PG’ Fast & Furious Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)
››› “The New World” (2005) Colin Farrell, Christian Bale. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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W ›› “King Ralph” (1991) (S) (:40) ›› “Sliding Doors” (1998) (CC) (:20) ›› “Battleship” (2012) (S) (CC) ››› “Miami Blues” (1990) (:10) ››› “The Descendants” (2011) (:05) “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban”Mr.
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F ›››› “Annie Hall” (1977) (:35) ››› “In the Valley of Elah” (S) (:35) ›› “Stag Night” (S) ›› “The Lucky One” (S) (:45) ››› “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels”“Harry Potter Deathly Hallows”(:45) “A Thousand Words” (SHOW)
M (5:00) “Nativity!”(6:50) “Snow Buddies” (CC) (:25) ››› “Always” (1989) (S) (CC) “Nice Guy Johnny” (2010) “Dark Fields” (2009) David Carradine. “Phunny Business” (:25) “Dawn Rider” (2012) (S) “School of Rock”
T (5:25) ››› “Billy Elliot”(:25) ›› “Suburban Girl”(:05) › “In the Mix” (2005) (:45) ›› “The Ref” (1994) (S) (CC) ››› “The King’s Speech” (2010) (S) ›› “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” ›› “Man on a Ledge” (S)
W “Little Match” ›› “A Good Woman” (CC) (:35) ›› “Lovely, Still” (S) (:15) ›› “Beyond Borders” (2003, Drama) (S) That Guy... Who Was in That“Spy Kids-Time” › “The Chaperone” (2011) (S) (CC) Fair
TH Beyond ›› “Bran Nue Dae” (2009) ››› “Buck” (2011) (S) ›› “Angels Crest” (2011) (:15) ››› “Always” (1989) Richard Dreyfuss. ›› “My Father, the Hero”“Messages Deleted” (2009) (:35) ›› “Broken Flowers”
M Baxter“Shadow Zone: My Teacher” ››› “Stardust” (2007) Claire Danes. (:10) “From Time to Time” (2009) (S) (11:50) ›› “Death Watch” (1980) (S) “A Bag of Hammers” (2011) ››› “Lost in Translation”(:15) “The Heavy”
T Legend(:35) ›› “Agent Cody Banks” (2003) ››› “Mrs. Dalloway” (S) (:10) “Love’s Kitchen” (2011) (:40) “Daydream Nation” (2010) (S) “Son of Morning” (2011) (S) ›› “Elizabeth: The Golden Age” (S) “Fade to Black”
W Call of ›› “The Song Spinner” (S) (:10) ››› “Thunder Soul”(:35) “180 Degrees South”(:05) “Even the Rain” (2010) (CC) (12:50) “The Walking Dead”“Street Racer” (S) (:45) ››› “JCVD” (2008) (CC) Peace
F (5:30) “Beastly” (S) ›› “Man of the House”(:45) ›››› “That’s What I Am”“Nice Guy Johnny” (2010) (:05) ››› “The Eclipse”(:45) ››› “The Company Men” (S) ›› “Timeline” (2003) Paul Walker. (S) Beastly (TMC)
TH “Captain Ron” (S) “Myth of the American”(:40) ›› “Highball” (1997) › “Dogboys” (1998) (S) (:35) “Raising Genius” (2004) “Silent Partner” (2005) (S) (:40) ››› “Dragonslayer” ››› “Step Into Liquid” (S) Brooklyn
F Harvest(:20) “Rising Stars” (2010) › “Bringing Up Bobby” (S) (:40) › “The Reunion” (2011) (S) (CC) ›› “Flypaper” (2011) (S) “Tomorrow, When the War Began” (S) (2:50) “Swedish Auto” (2006) ››› “The Pianist” (2002)
IN FOCUS
BY KATE O’HARE Graham Elliott, Gordon Ramsay and Joe Bastianich (from‘MASTERCHEF’ launches a fourth season of ultimate home cooking
Last season on Fox’s cooking-competition show “MasterChef,” legally blind Christine Ha won top honors among the home chefs trying to impress prochef judges Gordon Ramsay, Graham Elliott and Joe Bastianich.
Proving that 20/20 vision isn’t necessary to produce food that both looks and tastes great, Ha has set a high bar for the Season 4 contestants, who begin their quest for victory in a two-hour premiere episode – reportedly featuring a big challenge involving cooking lamb – on Wednesday, May 22.
On the menu for this season is a seafood feast, a visit to the set of Fox’s “Glee,” a wedding, a guest appearance from “Desperate Housewives” star Eva Longoria and some surfers.
Also on tap is the episode filming on this bright, warm February day in Pasadena, Calif., in which the contestants have to face long tables lined with some of the best nonprofessional cooks in the world – firefighters.
Drawn from all over the Los Angeles area – so that no single jurisdiction would be left without fire protection – the firefighters bring big appetites and proven skills for feeding large groups of discriminating diners.
The open-air kitchen is set up in front of Pasadena City Hall, and smoke from the grills drifts all over the area, carrying the aroma of the meal being prepared.
“We have the most amazing steak,” says Ramsay, “a 10-ounce New York strip. I love a New York strip – it’s
always the heart, the one we grew up on. We have two amazing sides and one stunning sauce.
“So, they have 19 minutes to prep, and then the girls and guys are arriving, and they’ve got literally 60 minutes to serve 101 guests.”
But, there’ll be no sweet treat at the end of the meal.
“No dessert,” says Ramsay. “Honestly, when you see the portion size – I need these guys to get back up that ladder or up that tree to save a cat. I don’t want them slowed down because they had appetizer through dessert.”
“I don’t want to be accused of killing some cats,” quips Bastianich.
Ramsay has some experience with feeding firefighters. For example, a few years ago on one of his other Fox shows, “Kitchen Nightmares,” he sent a local fire crew in to eat at struggling pub Finn McCool’s in Westhampton, N.Y.
He also recognizes the quality of firefighters’ palates.
“On ‘Kitchen Nightmares,’ ” says Ramsay, “we were traveling around, and we were going to these firehouses, because we find out who’s the best in the town, who’s the up-and-coming young chef, who’s the best restaurant.”
“There’s such teamwork and camaraderie that you see in the firehouses,” says Elliott, “just like in the kitchens.”
“I think they’re going to be a picky bunch today,” says Bastianich, “for our contestants.”
“Facebook: Ghost Ghirls,” www.facebook.com/GhostGhirls
Movie star Jack Black is the producer of this paranormal Web comedy series (at this writing, the trailer was up). It follows the comedic antics of two young female ghostbusters (Amanda Lund, Maria Blasucci) having a hard time convincing their clients, the ghosts and even themselves that they are legit.
“The Fuzz,” screen.yahoo. com/the-fuzz/
In “Who Framed Roger Rabbit,” there were a string of crimes plaguing Toon Town, and animated Roger was paired with a human detective figuring it out. Here, Puppet Town falls prey to drug-related crime, so puppet cop Herbie and his human partner, Sanchez, must track down puppet drug dealer Rainbow Brown.
“Subtle Sexuality,” www. subtlesexuality.com
Now that Mindy Kaling is the star of her own Fox comedy, “The Mindy Project,” people may forget that she was an integral part of NBC’s “The Office,” which comes to an end this season. This site focuses on the efforts of her “Office” character, Kelly Kapoor, to create a new girl group and put out a hit single.
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GoodDupl’tisEasterCrefloSpring Praise-A-Thon BehindMeyerHead-OnWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) The Office (CC)
›› “Prince Charming” (2001) Martin Short, Christina Applegate. (CC) Better Worse MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:30) “Chase a Crooked Shadow” ››› “The Natural” (1984) Robert Redford. A flawed baseball hero gets a new chance. (CC) ››› “The Outfit” (1974, Crime Drama) Robert Duvall, Karen Black.
›› “True Confessions” (1981, Crime Drama) Robert De Niro, Robert Duvall. ›› “Countdown” (1968) James Caan. (CC) (:15) ›› “The Rain People” (1969) James Caan, Shirley Knight. (CC) Without Lying Down: F. Marion (TLC) TattoosTattoosBreaking Amish: 900 PoundThe Town That 900 PoundThe Town That Breaking Amish: TattoosTattoosPopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidSister Wives (CC) (TNT) Castle (S) (CC) Tip-OffNBA Basketball Conference Final: Teams TBA. Inside the NBA (N) Falling SkiesFalling SkiesRizzoli & IslesNBA Basketball Conference Final: Teams TBA. PreviewSmallville (CC) (TOON) RegularNinjaGoDragonsTeenKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua VentureAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSealabVentureKing/HillKing/HillLooneyHero: (TRAV) FoodFoodBurgerBurgerToy HntrToy HntrDeep Fried 3Barbecue ParadiseToy HntrToy HntrDeep Fried 3Barbecue ParadiseBurgerBurgerPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(TRUTV) PawnPawnTowTowTowTowRepoRepoBait CarBait CarTowTowTowTowRepoRepoBait CarBait CarPolice VideoPatrolPaidPaidPaid
(TVLAND) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Raymond Raymond Cleveland The ExesKing of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens The ExesThe Exes’70s Show ’70s Show Golden Girls Golden Girls Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Home Improve. Home Improve. Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Family” (S) (CC)
NCIS “Engaged, Part 1”
NCIS Searching for a missing Marine. Psych “Nip and Suck It” (N)
NCIS: Los Angeles “Deliverance” NCIS Tip on terrorists was a trap. (S) Psych “Nip and Suck It”
House “Family Practice” (S) (CC)
House “You Must Remember This” Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (WGN-A) MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Pittsburgh Pirates. 10th Inn.News at NineFunny VideosRulesRules30 RockScrubs30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (:15) ›› “Green Lantern” (2011, Action) Ryan Reynolds. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Making, Behind Veep (S) (CC) Game of Thrones “Second Sons” (S) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Family Tree (S) › “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” (2012) Benjamin Walker. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ››› “Somewhere” (2010) Stephen Dorff. ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Boys Don’t Cry” (1999, Docudrama) Hilary Swank. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Renée Fleming “Screwed” (CC) (MAX) (5:30) ›› “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005) Brad Pitt. (CC) ›› “For a Good Time, Call...” (2012) Ari Graynor.
›› “Tower Heist” (2011) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
The Jump Off (:15) Lingerie “Double Double” (11:50) ›› “The Matrix Revolutions” (2003) Keanu Reeves. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Martha Marcy May Marlene” (2011) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Dreaming of Joseph Lees” (1999) Samantha Morton. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) “K9” (1989) (SHOW) (5:25) ››› “Fair Game” (2010) (CC) (:15) ›› “Blitz” (2011, Suspense) Jason Statham, Aiden Gillen. (S) ‘R’ (CC) All Access The Borgias “Relics” (S) (CC) Gigolos (CC) The 2013 AVN Awards ›› “God Bless Ozzy Osbourne” (2010) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:15) ››› “Let the Right One In” (2008, Horror) Kre Hedebrant. ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ›› “Beyond Borders” (2003, Drama) Angelina Jolie, Teri Polo. (S) ‘R’ (TMC) “Peace, Love & Misunderstanding”
› “Heavyweights” (1995) Tom McGowan. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Blues Brothers 2000” (1998) Dan Aykroyd. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:45) “Big Money Rustlas” (2010, Comedy) Violent J. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “The Samaritan” (2012) Samuel L. Jackson. ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ›› “Cut” (2000) Molly Ringwald. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “The Innkeepers” (2011) Sara Paxton. ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Captain Ron” (1992)
THURSDAY EVENING MAY 23, 2013
Housewives/OCHousewives/OCHousewives/OCTabatha Tk-OvrHappensKathy Housewives/OCKathy
of Brad (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportCrime Inc.American GreedAmerican GreedMad MoneyCrime Inc.To Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide
(CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM)
ColbertDailyFturamaFturamaTosh.0Tosh.0SunnySunnyDailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0DailyColbertSouth PkBrickle.UglyFturamaSunnyHalf PaidPaidPaidPaid
(DISC) Hillbilly Blood (S) Hillbilly Blood (S) Hillbilly Blood (N) Buying Alaska (N) Hillbilly Blood (S) Buying Alaska (S) Hillbilly Blood (S) Hillbilly Blood (S) PaidPaidNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) ANT Shake It ››› “The Princess and the Frog”Fish DogANT JessieWizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood Good WizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasGaspard Octo (E!) E! News E Spec.E Spec.Big Rich TexasShannen SaysChelseaE! News ChelseaIce-CocoIce-CocoChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(ESPN) (5:00) SportsCenterNBA CountdownNBA Basketball Conference Final: Teams TBA. SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) NBA Basketball SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) College Softball Soccer International Friendly: Chelsea vs. Manchester City. (N) (Live) College Softball NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live)
Now
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(CC) SportsNation (CC) Mike & Mike (N) (Live) (CC)
(EWTN) Daily MassWorld Over LiveCrossingRosaryLife on the RockDefendWomen Daily MassWorld Over LiveSufferingOctavaTibetSavoringWeb of Faith 2.0Living RightVaticanChoices
(FAM) (5:30) ›› “Burlesque” (2010) Cher. › “Coyote Ugly” (2000) Piper Perabo. The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerNopalea
(FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N)
(FSN) MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. (N) (Live) Twins Due UFC UnleashedWorld Poker TourMLB Baseball: Twins at Tigers PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (FX) Anger › “The Roommate” (2011) Premiere. AngerTwo Two BiasedBiasedBiased › “The Roommate” (2011, Suspense) SunnyPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) LPGA Tour Golf PGA Tour Golf Crowne Plaza Invitational at Colonial, First Round. From Colonial Country Club in Fort Worth, Texas. Golf Central 19th Hole (N) Golf Senior PGA Championship, First Round. From
(Taped) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidWildliNHL LiveHockey (NICK) Sponge.DrakeBig TimeWendellFull H’seFull H’seNannyNannyFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorge(:45) George LopezGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearFull H’seFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) “Inglourious”iMPACT Wrestling (N) (S) (CC) ›› “Pitch Black” (2000) Radha Mitchell. (S) Jail (S) GTTVJail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Rise of the Dinosaurs” (2013) (CC) ›› “Godzilla” (1998) Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno. (CC) “Sand Sharks” (2011, Comedy) (CC)
› “2 Headed Shark Attack” (2012) “Shark Zone” (2003) Dean Cochran. PaidPaid (TBN) Spring Praise-ThonBehindOsteenPrinceHillsongPraise the Lord (CC) Holy TurningIBA CrefloSpring Praise-A-Thon BehindBibleR. LuceWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangMen at Work (N) Big BangConan (N) (CC) Men at Work Conan (CC) The Office (CC) › “Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous” (2008) Jessica Simpson. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) Complicated Women (CC)
››› “Safety Last” (1923) Harold Lloyd, Mildred Davis. Lonesome (8:56) Bashful Gasoline Wed ››› “The Freshman” (1925, Comedy) Harold Lloyd. Next Aisle Ov The Marathon (:21) Spring Fever (Premiere) Captain Kidd His Royal(:15) Now or Never ›› “Hot Water” (1924, Comedy) ›› “Sadie McKee” (1934) (TLC) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesFour Weddings (N) Four Weddings (N) Four Weddings (S) Four Weddings (S) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidSister Wives (TNT) Castle (S) (CC) Castle (S) Castle (S) Castle (S) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Cold Case (CC) Rizzoli & IslesThe Closer (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel “Provider” Smallville (CC) (TOON) RegularAnnoyIncredRegularKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyFaceChilVentureAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyFaceSealabVentureKing/HillKing/HillLooneyHero:
(TRAV) FoodFoodMysteries-MuseumMonumental MysMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMonumental MysMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Top 20 FunniestWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Top 20 FunniestWorld’s Dumbest...Police VideoPatrolPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens
The ExesThe Exes’70s Show ’70s Show Golden Girls Golden Girls Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Home Improve. Home Improve. Nopalea with Paid Program (USA) NCIS “The Missionary Position”
NCIS A terrorist targeting the Navy.
NCIS “Till Death Do Us Part” (S)
NCIS “Two-Faced” (S) (CC) (DVS) Psych “Nip and Suck It”
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) Burn Notice “Means & Ends”
›››› “Children of Men” (2006) Clive Owen, Julianne Moore. (CC)
Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) House “Two Stories” (S) (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNewsVideosFunny VideosRulesRules30 RockScrubs30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
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(HBO) REAL Sports ›› “In Time” (2011, Science Fiction) Justin Timberlake. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Game of Thrones “Second Sons” (S) Veep (S) (CC) Taxicab Confessions: New York
VICE (S) (CC) Family Tree (S) (12:05) ››› “Touch of Pink” (2004) Jimi Mistry. ‘R’ REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) (:40) ›› “What’s Your Number?” (2011) Anna Faris. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Conchords › “A Pig’s Tale” (1994) (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (MAX) (5:15) ›› “Varsity Blues” (1999)
›› “American Reunion” (2012, Comedy) Jason Biggs. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Fast Five” (2011, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:10) “Dirty Blondes From Beyond” (2012) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:35) ›› “American Reunion” (2012, Comedy) Jason Biggs. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Friday the 13th” (1980) Betsy Palmer. ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ›› “Gray Lady Down” (1978, Drama) Charlton Heston. ‘PG’ (CC) (SHOW) “Broken Flowers” ››› “The School of Rock” (2003, Comedy) Jack Black. (S) ‘PG-13’
››› “Last Days Here” (2011) Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Gigolos (N) (S) The Borgias “Relics” (S) (CC) Gigolos (CC)
›› “Brüno” (2009) Sacha Baron Cohen. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Black Dahlia” (2006, Mystery) Josh Hartnett. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) ›› “Trade” (2007, Drama) Kevin Kline, Cesar Ramos. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) ››› “Blue Valentine” (2010, Drama) Ryan Gosling. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Mr. Nice” (2010, Drama) Rhys Ifans. Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
››› “Elizabeth” (1998, Historical Drama) Cate Blanchett. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) “Sweet Karma” (2009) Shera Bechard. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) “Harvest” (2010, Drama) Robert Loggia. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:45) ›› “The Last Warrior” (2000, Action) Dolph Lundgren. ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Beastly” (2011) (TMC) (5:30) “A Brooklyn State of Mind” ‘R’
(CNBC) The Kudlow ReportTreasure Det.The Car ChasersAmerican GreedMad MoneyThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers Morgan LiveAnderson CooperAnthony Bourd.Anderson CooperAnderson CooperAnthony Bourd.Anderson CooperAnderson CooperAnthony Bourd.Wk Early Start (COM) ColbertDailyTosh.0Tosh.0Amy Work.Tosh.0The Comedy Central RoastHalf Half ›› “Take Me Home Tonight” (2011) (:01) Katt Williams LiveComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid
(DISC) Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns: Sons of Guns (N) Wild West AlaskaSons of Guns (S) Wild West AlaskaSons of Guns: Sons of Guns (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(DISN) Jessie (S) (CC) GravityGravityGravityGravityDogGood AustinANT JessieANT AustinShake ItANT
“The Cheetah Girls”Deck ››› “Lilo & Stitch” (2002) OctoMickey (E!) E! News Sex-CitySex-CityE Spec.A-ListFashion Police (N) ChelseaE! News ChelseaFashion PoliceChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) College Softball College Softball SportsCenter (N)
(N)
(ESPN2) College Softball NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) Best KOsBoxingBoxing Friday Night
(EWTN) Daily MassLife on the RockCampusRosaryCrossingEvangeEphesusWomen Daily MassLife on the RockSufferingCampusCatholicRememSaints PortraitsSaint MargaretVaticanMy Faith
(FAM) Coyote ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” (2007) Johnny Depp. The 700 Club (S)
NHL LiveCrosPro TalkF1 36Dan PatrickPoker After DarkDarts PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidOutdoorOutsideOutd’rs (NICK) Teenage Mut.TurtlesTurtlesFull H’seFull H’seNannyNannyFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorge(:45) George LopezGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearFull H’seFull H’seFull H’se (SPIKE) “Robin Hood” (S) ›› “Star Wars: Episode I -- The Phantom Menace” (S) ›› “Robin Hood” (2010) Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett. (S) Ways Ways Ways Knife Knife PaidPaid (SYFY) (4:00) “Godzilla”WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Merlin (N) (CC) Defiance Merlin (S) (CC) Defiance Warehouse 13 (S) Lost Girl (S) (CC) Lost Girl “Vexed” Stargate AtlantisPaidPaid (TBN) Spring Praise-ThonBehindLindseyHarvestP. StonePraise the Lord (CC) Ever InIsrael: Journey of CrefloSpring Praise-A-Thon StoriesCharityKids ClbPhphy (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) › “Big Daddy” (1999) Adam Sandler, Joey Lauren Adams. (CC) (DVS) There Yet? There Yet? There Yet? There Yet? There Yet? › “Big Daddy” (1999) Adam Sandler, Joey Lauren Adams. (CC) (DVS) MarriedMarriedMarriedJeff Foxworthy Jeff Foxworthy MarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ›› “Nora Prentiss” (1947) ›› “Inside Daisy Clover” (1965) Natalie Wood, Robert Redford. (CC) (:15) ››› “The Loved One” (1965, Comedy) Robert Morse, Jonathan Winters. (CC) ›› “Mickey One” (1965) Warren Beatty, Hurd Hatfield. (:15) ›› “The Arrangement” (1969, Drama) Kirk Douglas, Faye Dunaway, Deborah Kerr. Premiere. ›› “The Fortune” (1975) Jack Nicholson. (CC) ›› “Hell Below” (1933, War) (CC) (TLC) GownGownGownGownGownGownGownGownGownGownGownGownGownGownGownGownPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) The Mentalist (S) Tip-OffNBA Basketball Conference Final: Teams TBA. Inside the NBA (N) Falling SkiesFalling SkiesSupernatural (S) NBA Basketball Conference Final: Teams TBA. PreviewLaw & Order (S) (TOON) RegularTeenCartoon PlanetKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua VentureAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSealabVentureKing/HillKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) FoodFoodGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead Files (N) The Dead Files Ghost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...Most ShockingPolice VideoPatrolPaidPaidPaid
(TVLAND) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Raymond Raymond ’70s Show ’70s Show Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls
(USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
The Moment (N) (CC)
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)
(:01) ››› “The Hard Corps” (2006, Action) Jean-Claude Van Damme. (CC) House “Remorse” (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (WGN-A) MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Cincinnati Reds. 10th Inn.News at NineFunny VideosRulesRules30 RockScrubs30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidPaidPaidSingAdelante
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ››› “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (2011) ‘PG-13’ True Blood Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)
(:15) 2013 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony Inductees include Heart and Rush. (S) (CC)
(:05) ››› “Heist” (2001, Crime Drama) Gene Hackman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Taking Chance” (2009) Kevin Bacon. (S) ‘NR’ “Madagascr” (MAX) “Thousand” (:20) ››› “The Terminal” (2004) Tom Hanks. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Red Eye” (2005) Rachel McAdams. (S) ‘PG-13’ The Jump Off “Sexy Assassins” (2012) Justine Joli. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(11:50) ››› “Troy” (2004) Brad Pitt. Achilles leads Greek forces in the Trojan War. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:35) ››› “Closer” (2004, Drama) Julia Roberts, Jude Law. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:20) ››› “Article 99” (1992) Ray Liotta. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:30) ›› “Beastly” (2011) ››› “Mean Girls” (2004) Lindsay Lohan. (S) ‘PG-13’ (:45) › “High School” (2010, Comedy) Adrien Brody, Matt Bush. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Gigolos (CC) Nurse Jackie ››› “Traffic” (2000, Crime Drama) Michael Douglas, Don Cheadle, Benicio Del Toro. (S) ‘R’
Jim Rome on Showtime ››› “The Company Men” (2010, Drama) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil” ‘PG’ (TMC) (4:30) ››› “The Pianist” (2002) ‘R’
››› “The Help” (2011) Viola Davis. An aspiring writer captures the experiences of black women.
MN/DISPATCH
›› “The Fighting Temptations” (2003) Cuba Gooding Jr. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Kinky Boots” (2005) Joel Edgerton. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
“Accidental Stripper” (2003) Myla Leigh. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
“Bending the Rules” (2012) Jamie Kennedy. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:25) ›› “The Baxter” (2005) Michael Showalter. (S)
SATURDAY DAYTIME MAY 25, 2013
“Chisum” (1970) John Wayne. A rancher battles an evil land baron in 1870s New Mexico. ››› “The Last Samurai” (2003, Adventure) Tom Cruise, Ken Watanabe, Timothy Spall. (CC) (AP) Must Love Cats (S) Must Love Cats (S) To Be Announced Swim-MonstersSwim-Monsters (BRAVO) Don’t BeDon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t Be TardyMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerHousewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl.Housewives/Atl. (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) Early Sat. CNN Saturday Morning (N) MoneySaturday MorningCNN Newsroom (N) CNN NewsroomMoneyNext ListCNN Newsroom (N) GuptaCNN NewsroomSituation Room (COM) PaidPaid
CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest Catch (DISN) MickeyDoc PiratesSofiaPhineasGravityDogAustinShake ItShake ItANT ANT ANT Good Good Good Shake ItShake ItDogDogGood DogAustinShake It (E!) E! SpecialE! SpecialFashionSoupE! News E! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! Special (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) College Softball
(ESPN2) SportsNation NBA Tonight Bassmasters (CC) SportsNation (CC) NFL Live (N) (CC) NASCAR RacingSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
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NCAA Update College Lacrosse NCAA Tournament, First Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live)
NCAA Update College Lacrosse NCAA Tournament, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N)
(EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily MassLucyChimesAngelsKnightsEphesusRosaryDaily MassActs MiraclesEWTN on LocationMercyRosaryWeb of Faith 2.0Eldest Daughter of ChurchWisdom
(FAM) ›› “The Pink Panther” (2006) › “The Pink Panther 2” (2009) ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” (2007) Johnny Depp. ›› “Aliens in the Attic” (2009) ›› “Mars Needs Moms” (2011) Bugs (FNC) (5:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls & Bears BusinessForbes on FOX Cashin’ In (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) Journal Editorial FOX News America’s News Headquarters (N) BusinessCashin’ In (N) The Five (N) America’s News Headquarters (N)
(FSN) PaidPaid3 WideWe Love RoadsLadderWoodsOutdoorDW-TVAnglingDue OutMLB Baseball Twins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. (N) (Live)
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(HGTV) DisasterBryanPropertyPropertyElbowGoingBathYardYardKitchenCrashersCrashersLove It or List ItCurb...Curb...Flea Flea Flea Flea Flea Flea HuntersHunt Intl (HIST) Modern MarvelsAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriCnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. Cnt. (LIFE) PaidPaidLook PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidTo Be AnnouncedMovie Movie Movie Movie (NBCSN) Gaff LifeMartinFormula One RacingBassSltwtrBig FishSaltwaIntoCharlieAuto Racing Motorsports HourMotorcycle Racing (Taped) Indy 500 Festival Parade (N) NHL Live (NICK) ParentsParentsSponge.“SpongeBob SquarePants”Sponge.SanjayTurtlesMonMonSponge.RangersSponge.ParentsParentsParentsParentsiCarly “iGoodbye” “SpongeBob SquarePants”Sponge. (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidXtremeHorse.Trucks!MuscleTattooTattooTattooTattooTattooTattooTattoo NightmaresTattooTattooTattooTattooTattoo“Star Wars-Phantom” (SYFY) PaidPaidPaidPaid ››› “Star Runners” (2009) (CC) › “Pandorum” (2009) Dennis Quaid. (CC) › “Red Planet” (2000) Val Kilmer. (CC) Defiance “Pilot” Defiance (TBN) Dr. WonDooleyCharlieStoryThe Auto GdComeGod RocMonsterHopkinsLassieGoliathIshineInspir.VeggiePenguinTailsHeroes & LegendsNewsPraise the Lord (CC) (TBS) Name Is Earl Name Is Earl House of Payne Meet the Browns There Yet? According-Jim Engagement Engagement King of Queens ››› “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” (2002) Nia Vardalos, John Corbett. (CC)
›› “Monster-in-Law” (2005) Jennifer Lopez, Jane Fonda. (CC) Raymond Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens (TCM) (5:00) ›› “Hell Below” (1933) (CC)
›› “Thunder Afloat” (1939, Comedy) Wallace Beery, Chester Morris.
››› “Destination Tokyo” (1943) Cary Grant. Sub captain navigates Tokyo Bay, depth charges. ›› “Torpedo Run” (1958, War) Glenn Ford. (CC) (:15) ››› “Run Silent, Run Deep” (1958) Clark Gable, Burt Lancaster. (CC)
›› “Up Periscope” (1959, War) James Garner, Edmond O’Brien. (CC) ››› “Operation Pacific” (1951) (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty Ladder1st 1st Undercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover Boss (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Rizzoli & IslesRizzoli & Isles ›› “Watchmen” (2009, Action) Billy Crudup. (CC) (DVS) ››› “Spider-Man” (2002) Tobey Maguire. (CC) “Terminator 2” (TOON) Scan2GoJohnnyBeyPokéBen 10NinjaGoLanternTeenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdven (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumRV Crazy! (CC) RV GetawaysBeach-n-RVsFoodFoodFoodFoodBurgerBurgerNewNewState Fair FoodsDeep Fried (CC) Ext. Terror Rides (TRUTV)
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(HBO) “Madagascar 3: Wanted” Weight, Nation REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) ››› “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (2011) ‘PG-13’
(:15) “Inside Out: The People’s Art Project” (2013) ‘NR’
››› “The Rundown” (2003) The Rock. (S) ‘PG-13’
(:15) ›› “Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted” (2012) (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
› “New Year’s Eve” (2011, RomanceComedy) Halle Berry. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Boxing Carl Froch vs. Mikkel Kessler. (MAX) ›› “Phenomenon” (1996, Drama) John Travolta. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (:05) ›› “Cowboys & Aliens” (2011, Science Fiction) Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:20) ››› “Seven” (1995, Suspense) Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “K-PAX” (2001, Drama) Kevin Spacey, Jeff Bridges. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Grosse Pointe Blank” (1997) John Cusack, Minnie Driver. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:20) ››› “Forrest Gump” (1994) Tom Hanks. ‘PG-13’ (SHOW) “Hoodwnk Too” › “Legendary” (2010, Drama) Patricia Clarkson, John Cena. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:25) ››› “The Woman in Black” (2012) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Ransom” (1996, Suspense) Mel Gibson, Rene Russo. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” (2011) Kristen Stewart. The Big C: Hereafter (S) (CC) The Big C: Hereafter (S) (CC) The Big C: Hereafter (S) (CC) The Big C: Hereafter “The Finale” (TMC) “From Time to Time” (2009) Maggie Smith. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Peace, Love & Misunderstanding” (2011) ‘R’ (:15) ››› “Your Sister’s Sister” (2011) Emily Blunt. ‘R’ (:45) ››› “Lost in Translation” (2003) Bill Murray. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “Meet Wally Sparks” (1997, Comedy) Rodney Dangerfield. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ››› “My Week With Marilyn” (2011) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Little Fish” (2005, Drama) Cate Blanchett, Sam Neill. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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(EWTN) Mother AngelicaThe Way to LifeAlterRosaryLiving RightCampusThe Daily MassReligionSavoringEldest Daughter of ChurchMarriageEWTN LiveAt LastLivingAngelusCatholic
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(FSN) Twins Game College Baseball MVC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. (N) World Poker TourWorld Poker TourMLB Baseball: Twins at Tigers UFC Reloaded “UFC 145: Jones vs. Evans” Car Warriors (S) (FX) “The A-Team”UFC 160: Velasquez vs. Bigfoot Pre ››› “Iron Man” (2008, Action) Robert Downey Jr. AngerBiasedTwo BiasedArcherArcherLegitLegitPaidPaidPaidPaid
Defiance Defiance PaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of PowerGraham Classic“Clancy” (2009) Jefferson Moore “Flag of My Father” (2010) Holy Prisoners of Hope“Conscientious” The League of Grateful Sons (TBS) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangMen at Work Last Laugh?
› “Killers” (2010, Action) Ashton Kutcher, Katherine Heigl. (CC) (DVS)
›› “The Perfect Man” (2005) Hilary Duff, Heather Locklear, Chris Noth. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedFriends (CC) (TCM) (5:00) ››› “Operation Pacific”
›››› “Friendly Persuasion” (1956, Drama) Gary Cooper, Dorothy McGuire. (CC)
›››› “Sergeant York” (1941, War) Gary Cooper, Walter Brennan, Joan Leslie. (CC) (DVS)
›› “Men Must Fight” (1933) Diana Wynyard. ›› “The Deep Six” (1958, War) Alan Ladd, Dianne Foster, William Bendix.
››› “Foreign Correspondent” (1940) Joel McCrea, Laraine Day. (CC) “Reunion” (TLC) Undercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) “Terminator 2”
›››› “The Dark Knight” (2008, Action) Christian Bale. (:15) ›› “Daredevil” (2003) (CC) (12:15) ›› “Resident Evil: Extinction”Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) ››› “Madagascar” (2005, Comedy) HomeFam GuyFam GuyCleveDynaBoonBleachNaruto1 PieceSoul IGPXEureka 7Thundr.TitanFullmetalCowboyInuyashaInuyashaLooneyLooney (TRAV) Future MachineMonumental MysMysteries-MuseumGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresMysteries-MuseumGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresMonumental MysPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Top 20 FunniestCommercialsWorld’s FunniestMost ShockingTop 20 FunniestCommercialsWorld’s FunniestMost ShockingPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Raymond Raymond ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Cosby Show (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) House “Moving the Chains” (S) (CC) House “5 to 9” (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosNews at NineBones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) 30 Rock30 Rock30 Rock30 RockChrisChris ››› “Courage Under Fire” (1996) WorldPaid
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(HBO) (:15) Veep (S) Making, Behind ››› “Magic Mike” (2012) Channing Tatum. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Boxing Carl Froch vs. Mikkel Kessler. REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S)
(:15) Game of Thrones (S) (CC)
(12:15) ››› “Magic Mike” (2012) Channing Tatum. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Making, Behind (:25) ›› “Elvis and Anabelle” (2007) Max Minghella. “Big Picture: Rethinking Dyslexia”
(:10) “Breakin’ All the Rules” (2004) (MAX) “Forrest Gump” (:45) ›› “Cowboys & Aliens” (2011, Science Fiction) Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
›› “Deep Impact” (1998, Drama) Robert Duvall. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) The Jump Off “Erotic Karma” (2012, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (12:50) ›› “Life” (1999) Eddie Murphy. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “J. Edgar” (2011, Biography) Leonardo DiCaprio, Naomi Watts. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “The Parent Trap” (1998) (SHOW) ››› “Our Idiot Brother” (2011) Paul Rudd. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “People Like Us” (2012, Drama) Chris Pine, Elizabeth Banks. ‘PG-13’
›› “Man on a Ledge” (2012) Sam Worthington. (CC) Bob Saget: Talkin’ About (12:15) ›› “Scream 4” (2011, Horror) Neve Campbell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Phantoms” (1998, Horror) Peter O’Toole. ‘R’ (CC) (:40) › “Thirst” (2008) Lacey Chabert. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Phantoms” (1998, Horror) Peter O’Toole. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) Gigolos (S) (:45) The Borgias “Relics” (S) (CC) Nurse Jackie
› “Thirst” (2008, Drama) Lacey Chabert. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “4:44 Last Day on Earth” (2011) Willem Dafoe. “Daydream Nation” (2010) Kat Dennings. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Agent Cody”
(:15) ›› “The Iron Lady” (2011, Biography) Meryl Streep. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) ›› “The Heavy” (2010, Suspense) Gary Stretch, Vinnie Jones. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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