By Jay Bobbin © Zap2it
How does one of the edgiest, most antagonistic characters in series television history say goodbye?
Pretty much in the same fashion he said hello.
Anything else would ring false for Dr. Gregory House, and title star Hugh Laurie and series creator and executive producer David Shore are determined to see him end true to form as the Fox medical drama “House” wraps up its eight-year run Monday, May 21. Don’t expect major reassessments or revelations by the central figure, then, just a final and familiar round of sass and snark. And, very probably, one last swath of professional brilliance.
“It would almost be one of House’s many mantras that people don’t change, generally speaking,” says Laurie, a two-time winner of Golden Globe, Screen Actors Guild and Television Critics Association Awards who also became a producer as the series proceeded. “It’s certainly true in television drama. They can’t change, actually. If they do, you wind up with a different show from the one you started with, and that gets economically and logistically difficult.
“I’ve always felt that one of the distinctions between film and television is that in film, by and large, the main characters change, and the world doesn’t,” Laurie adds. “In television, the main characters stay the same, and the world changes, and I think it’s important that House remains uncompromised. There is a defiance about him that’s a kind of strength, and even though it might be belligerent at times, I find it inspiring. He will not suddenly give into the sentimental, even at the end of the show. I find that uplifting, in a twisted and dark way.”
So does Shore, who admits “my mind’s refusing to wrap itself around the idea” that the series is ending, though the February decision and announcement gave him the time to write a final “House” script the way he wanted to.
“I really have lived with this character. It’s a very strange thing. It has affected me in ways that I won’t really know until I’m completely done with it, and I think Hugh is likely having a similar experience.”
The way an actor plays a part can add that extra something that makes it classic, and clearly, Laurie as House is such a case.
“That was a beautiful moment for me,” Shore recalls of his creation first being brought to life so indelibly. “We had met with a lot of people, and nobody got it, at least not the way I did. And I was starting to get scared that maybe I’d written someone who doesn’t, or can’t, actually exist.
“Then Hugh came in and read, and it was so radically different from everybody else, and the interpretation was exactly what I’d hoped for. I’m not even sure I’d seen it in my head quite that way. When he read it, all you could do
was go, ‘Yeah. That’s it.’ I’d loved his comedy, so I had very much a preconceived notion of him, and I was very surprised.”
In the home stretch, Laurie gave himself an extra challenge by also directing the fourth-to-last “House” episode. Over the show’s eight years, he’s seen various co-stars come and go: Jennifer Morrison (now on ABC’s “Once Upon a Time”), Lisa Edelstein, Olivia Wilde (who returned in the next-to-last story), Kal Penn, Peter Jacobson, Amber Tamblyn (an extended guest in season seven), Odette Annable and Charlyne Yi. Knowing it takes more than one character to make a series — particularly one built around somebody so relatively unsympathetic — Laurie credits his acting colleagues as major elements of the longevity and success “House” has had.
“The last five episodes featured a lot of extremely powerful stuff for Robert Sean Leonard (alias Dr. James Wilson), to which he rose magnificently. One of the great things about being in a scene with someone is that you get the best seat in the house, and I got to see him doing his thing ... and I came away thinking I didn’t know of a film or another television show where
I’ve watched an actor that good do something that well. And I can say the same about the other regulars who have been in the show. It’s been amazing to work with them.”
The finale, in which a drug-addicted patient (guest star James LeGros) triggers memories for House, will be preceded by an hourlong retrospective. Laurie says he’ll be “immersing myself, possibly to the point of drowning” in a worldwide music tour in the immediate aftermath of “House,” starting literally the next day in San Diego.
While he wouldn’t rule out a return to American series work some day, Laurie realizes any other project will have a mighty task to match what he’s spent the better part of the past decade on.
“To be true to what we’ve done, it would have to be a character who would make a worthy companion,” he reasons, “and I can’t really see that happening. I feel as if lightning has struck the tree once, and that’s a rare enough occurrence that I should be standing under the tree and have another bolt hit. It seems very improbable at the moment — but of course, if something arrives in a manila envelope and I read it and I fall in love with it, anything’s possible.”
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Monday
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Sybase Match Play Championship, Final Day.
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Tuesday
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12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
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5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Senior PGA Championship, Second Round. From Benton Harbor, Mich.
8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Crowne Plaza Invitational at Colonial, Second Round. From Colonial Country Club in Fort Worth, Texas.
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole
12:30 a.m. (GOLF) BMW PGA Championship, Second Round. From Surrey, England.
4:30 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Saturday
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6:00 p.m. (MSC) Midwest Classic Golf Virtual tours of the Midwest’s best golf destinations.
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Atlantis The competition is turned upside down by a major twist.
7:30 p.m. (GOLF) BMW PGA Championship, Third Round. From Surrey, England.
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Top 10 Great moments of Byron Nelson’s career.
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Top 10
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central 5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central HOCKEY
Sunday
2:00 p.m. + Conference Final: Teams TBA. (Live)
5:30 a.m. # Northland Adventures
Sunday
1:00 p.m. # _ Bull Riding PBR Built Ford Tough Series: Pueblo Invitational. From Pueblo, Colo. (Taped)
Tuesday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine
11:30 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Finals: Bayern Munich vs. Chelsea. From Allianz Arena Stadium.
Friday
6:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine
Sunday
12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Tournament, Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Tournament, Regional: Teams TBA. (If necessary). (Live)
Thursday
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
Friday
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (If necessary). (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
Saturday
11:00 a.m. (ESPN) NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Jason Mitchell Outdoors
9:30 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads
10:35 p.m. + Minnesota Bound
Monday
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads
Wednesday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads
12:00 p.m. (MSC) North American Fisherman
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Babe Winkelman’s Good Fishing
Friday
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Waters and Woods
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors
Saturday
6:00 a.m. (MSC) North American Hunter
6:30 a.m. (MSC) Babe Winkelman’s Good Fishing
7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Bassmasters
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Keyes Outdoors
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Waters and Woods
9:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Lindner’s Fishing Edge
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Back Roads
6:30 p.m. + Minnesota Bound
1:30 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (If necessary). (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (If necessary). (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) WIAC Championship: Teams to Be Announced.
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)
Saturday
4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2012 French Open Tennis First Round. From Roland Garros Stadium in Paris. (Live)
Sunday
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Revolution3 Triathlon
Monday
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Big 12 Men’s and Women’s Outdoor Championships. From Manhattan, Kan.
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M Count(:45) “The Locksmith” (2010) (:15) “Tommy and the Cool Mule” (S) ›› “The Final Cut” (2004) (:35) “Sublime” (2007) Tom Cavanagh. “Glorious 39” (2009) Romola Garai. (S) (:45) › “The Back-up Plan” (2010) (S) Why We
T Daisies(:40) ›› “The Perfect Game” (2008) (:40) “Strategic Command”(:15) “How to Rob a Bank”(:45) ›››› “Cinema Paradiso” (1988) (CC) “In Presence” ›› “Danny Deckchair” (S) (:15) “The Switch”
F (5:55) ›› “Beastly” (2011) (:25) › “Sexting” (2011) “School of Life” (2005) David Paymer. ›› “Flypaper” (2011) (S) “Joan Rivers” ››› “The King’s Speech” (2010) (S) ›› “It’s About You” (2011) Beastly (TMC)
W “The Black Hole”(:10) “The Boxer and the Bombshell”“The Little Match Makers” (2011) (CC) ›› “Doom Runners” (1997) › “The Survivor” (1998) (S) ›› “Letters to Juliet” (2010) (S) (CC) (3:50) ›› “Skateland” (S) Fini
TH “Tillamook’s Gold” (:35) ›› “Before and After” (1996) “Vidal Sassoon: The Movie”(:05) “A Summer in Genoa”(:40) “The Donner Party” (S) “Love Chronicles: Secrets”(:45) “The First Time” (2009) (:15) “Just Write”
F (5:20) “Rebirth” (S) (:05) “The Count of Monte Cristo” (CC) “Adopt a Sailor”(:15) ››› “Cairo Time” (S) (:45) ›› “The Lucky Ones” (2008) (S) (:45) › “Playing God” (1997) (S) (CC) (:20) ››› “Hotel Rwanda” (2004) (S) Shoot
“The Lizzie Bennet Diaries,” www.lizziebennet.com
Created by YouTube personality Hank Green and Webby Award-winning writer Bernie Su, this original episodic video and social media series is adapted from the Jane Austen classic “Pride and Prejudice,” updated to the modern era of cellphones, video cameras, Twitter, Tumblr and Facebook. Launched in April, the series retells the story across multiple platforms, with YouTube as a home base, starring Ashley Clements, Laura Spencer, Mary Kate Wiles and Julia Cho.
•What are you currently reading?
“I’m dyslexic, so I don’t really read, apart from recipe books and when I read with the kids. The older girls, especially Poppy, could read for hours. I don’t know where they get it from, but it’s great.”
•What was your original impetus for this series?
“Simply to show that it can be done. When the series aired in the U.K., there were loads of people saying they couldn’t do the meals in 30 minutes, and equally loads of people saying that they could.”
•What is your next project?
“I’m finishing off a new series and book that will be out in the U.K. in the fall and in the U.S. maybe next year or the year after. This summer I will be making a series of appearances on the ‘Today’ show for the Olympics, and on October 2, my new book in the U.S. comes out – ‘Jamie Oliver’s Great Britain: 130 of My Favorite British Recipes, From Comfort Food to New Classics.’ ”
•When was the last vacation you took – where and why?
“I went to the French Alps with a few friends. We try to get some skiing in every winter – snow, sunshine, great food and laughter. What more could you want?”
It’s one of the biggest struggles in nearly everyone’s daily routine – coming up with a fresh, healthy meal when your schedule clearly says no. And no matter how easy it can be, some people still opt for Chinese takeout. But it’s not just those people that Jamie Oliver wants to convince and inspire with his new series, “Jamie’s Meals in Minutes” – Tuesdays through Fridays on BBC America. It’s everybody.
The challenge, according to Oliver, is simple: In 30 minutes, anyone can make great meals from scratch. He knows not everyone will believe that, but he insists the half-hour limitation isn’t really the point.
“For me, it’s not about racing to try to do a meal in 30 minutes, especially not the first time you try them,” he explains. “It’s more about a different way of cooking; training yourself to cook in this methodical way so that
if you’ve only got half an hour and you need to make something tasty and exciting, you can do it. The first time you try a recipe, it might take you a little longer, but once you get into the rhythm of the recipes you’ll find yourself getting quicker every time.”
Oliver takes viewers through the process with a step-by-step, no-nonsense approach that keeps people focused and encourages confidence.
“I really just want to inspire people and show that you can get a table full of great food ready in 30 minutes,” he says. “It’s a different way of cooking, and if you’ve got more time to spare, maybe on the weekend, then by all means do a slow roast or a stew or whatever. But if you’re against the clock on a weekday evening, and you’ve got hungry people to feed, this series is for you.”
“Boss - In Production Now,” www.starz.com/originals/Boss/ ScreeningRoom
The Starz original series
“Boss” doesn’t return until Aug. 17, but there’s already a short video showing behind-thescenes action from the second season of the drama starring Golden Globe winner Kelsey Grammer as a Chicago mayor trying to achieve something great despite being plagued by a debilitating and terminal illness. There’s also a Season 2 trailer and a series of Season 1 videos that will help you get caught up in case you missed some of the action.
On Sunday, G4 launches a new season of “America Ninja Warrior,” which it shares this season with network sibling NBC. Start the race at www.g4tv. com/ninjawarrior/
Sunday on E! Entertainment Television, “Mrs. Eastwood & Company” profiles Clint Eastwood’s daughters and wife and the vocal band Mrs. Eastwood
mentors, Overtone. Click on www.overtoneband.com/
“The Voice” coach Cee Lo Green is among the scheduled performers at the 2012 Billboard Music Awards, airing Sunday on ABC. Get more news and information at www. billboard.com/bbma/
On Monday, the long-running Fox medical drama “House,” starring British actor Hugh Laurie, comes to an end. Get prepared for the finale at www. fox.com/house/
On Tuesday, Syfy premieres a new season of “Hollywood Treasure,” going inside the world of showbiz memorabilia auctioneer Joe Maddalena.
“Lionsgate
www. youtube.com/user/BeFit
This ad-supported YouTube channel features free, high-quality fitness programming, with new, original shows showcasing top trainers and brands. The extensive catalog of fitness content includes Jillian Michaels, Jane Fonda and Denise Austin as well as dance workouts. “BeFit in 90” is the first original program, featuring Olympic track star Samantha Clayton and Iraq war hero Garret Amerine. The second original show is “Club BeFit,” with club and hip-hop dance moves, led by dancers and choreographers Bryan Tanaka, Dejan Tubic and Janelle Ginestra.
“YouTube: Geek & Sundry,” www.youtube.com/user/ geekandsundry
The producers of the Web hit “The Guild” bring a lineup of new shows for 2012, including “The Flog,” a weekly vlog (video blog) featuring Felicia Day of “The Guild” (also recently seen as a geek heroine in an episode of The CW’s horror drama “Supernatural”); the fifth season of “The Guild” (plus bonus content); “Dark Horse Motion Comics”; “Sword and Laser,” with Veronica Belmont and Tom Merritt; and “Table Top,” featuring celebrity tabletop gaming, with Wil Wheaton
Learn more at www.syfy.com/ hollywoodtreasure/
“Franklin & Bash” star Breckin Meyer created “Men at Work,” launching Thursday on TBS. Danny Masterson plays one of four pals working at a magazine. Click on www.tbs.com/ shows/menatwork/
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››› “Norma Rae” (1979, Drama) Sally Field, Ron Leibman. Premiere.
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››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” (2011) Daniel Radcliffe. Ricky Gervais (:45) Boxing Amir Khan vs. Lamont Peterson, Super Lightweights. (S) (CC)
24/7: Road ›› “The Jackal” (1997, Suspense) Bruce Willis, Richard Gere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Making: Paul (3:50) ››› “People I Know” (2002) Al Pacino. ‘R’ Music (MAX) “MasterCommd” (:45) ››› “X-Men 2” (2003) Patrick Stewart. A rightwing militarist pursues the mutants. ‘PG-13’
›› “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” (2003) Sean Connery. (CC) Chemistry (S) Chemistry (S)
(11:50) ›› “Vampire in Brooklyn” (1995) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:35) ›› “The Last Outlaw” (1993) Mickey Rourke. (S) ‘R’
(:10) ››› “Separate Lies” (2005) Tom Wilkinson. (S) ‘R’ (:40) ››› “Carousel” (1956) Gordon MacRae. ‘NR’ (SHOW) (5:30) ›› “Beastly” (2011) Weeds (CC) EpisodesThe Borgias Juan returns from Spain. Nurse Jackie The Big C (CC) The Borgias Juan returns from Spain. Nurse Jackie The Big C (CC)
“Something Like a Business” (2010) Kevin Hart. ‘R’
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››› “Fair Game” (2010, Drama) Naomi Watts, Sean Penn. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(12:05) ›› “Brighton Rock” (2010, Crime Drama) Sam Riley. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Narc” (2002, Crime Drama) Ray Liotta, Jason Patric. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Forged” (2010, Drama) Manny Perez. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:20) “Elephant White” (2011) Kevin Bacon. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Daisies in December” (1995)
›› “Bran Nue Dae” (2009) Rocky McKenzie. (S) ‘PG-13’ “Ahead of Time” (TMC) “Why We Laugh: Black Comedians” ›› “The Original Kings of Comedy” (2000) Cedric the Entertainer. ‘R’ (CC)
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››› “Dirty Harry” (1971) Clint Eastwood, Harry Guardino. (CC) (:15) ››› “Magnum Force” (1973, Crime Drama) Clint Eastwood, Hal Holbrook. (CC) (:45) ›› “Escape From L.A.” (1996, Action) Kurt Russell, Stacy Keach, Steve Buscemi. (CC)
(:15) › “Bubble Boy” (2001, Comedy) Jake Gyllenhaal, Swoosie Kurtz. (CC) The Pitch (CC) Paid
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››› “The Night of the Iguana” (1964, Drama) Richard Burton. (CC) (:15) ›››› “Wings of Desire” (1987, Fantasy) Bruno Ganz, Solveig Dommartin, Otto Sander. (:45) ›››› “Rififi” (1955, Crime Drama) Jean Servais, Carl Mohner, Robert Manuel.
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›› “Sudden Impact” (1983) Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke. (CC) (:15) ››› “Backdraft” (1991, Action) Kurt Russell. Chicago firefighters work overtime to stop a mad arsonist. (CC)
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››› “The Virginian” (1946, Western) Joel McCrea, Brian Donlevy. (CC)
››› “Union Pacific” (1939, Western) Barbara Stanwyck, Joel McCrea, Akim Tamiroff. (CC)
›› “Cattle Drive” (1951) Joel McCrea. Premiere.
› “The Silver Horde” (1930) Joel McCrea, Jean Arthur. ››› “The Outriders” (1950) Joel McCrea. (CC) (:15) ›› “Primrose Path” (1940) Ginger Rogers, Joel McCrea. (CC) (TLC) Toddlers & TiarasSister Wives (CC) Gypsy WeddingToddlers & TiarasGypsy WeddingToddlers & TiarasSister Wives (CC) Toddlers & TiarasPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPeoplePeople
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(HBO) (5:30) › “Red Riding Hood” (2011) Snow White Fight Game Veep (S) (CC) Girls (S) (CC) Game of Thrones (S) (CC)
Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) The Weight of the Nation (CC)
(12:10) The Weight of the Nation “Part 4: Challenges”
(:20) ›› “Hall Pass” (2011) Owen Wilson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ››› “The Town” (2010, Crime Drama) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“The Education of Dee Dee Ricks” (MAX) “American” (:45) ››› “Terminator 2: Judgment Day” (1991) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “Your Highness” (2011) Danny McBride. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:45) “Sexy Assassins” (2012) Justine Joli. ‘NR’ (CC)
Girl’s Guide (:35) ›› “Love & Other Drugs” (2010, Drama) Jake Gyllenhaal. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “The Killing Fields” (1984, Docudrama) Sam Waterston, Haing S. Ngor. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Ever After: A Cinderella Story” (CC) (SHOW) (5:30) ››› “Panic” (2000) ‘R’
››› “Source Code” (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal. (:35) ››› “Dragonslayer” (2011) Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “The Family Tree” (2010) Dermot Mulroney. ‘R’ ›› “After Fall, Winter” (2011, Drama) Eric Schaeffer. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:45) ›› “The Golden Bowl” (2000, Drama) Uma Thurman, Jeremy Northam, Kate Beckinsale. ‘R’ ›› “Ricochet River” (1998, Drama) Douglas Spain. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:30) ›› “Finishing the Game”
››› “The Thomas Crown Affair” (1999) Pierce Brosnan. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Red” (2010, Action) Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “True Legend” (2010, Action) Vincent Zhao. (Subtitled-English) (S) ‘R’
›› “The Doom Generation” (1995) James Duval. ‘R’
“The Gundown” (2011, Western) Peter Coyote. ‘NR’ (CC)
(:10) “The Speed of Thought” (2011) Nick Stahl. “Tillamook”
“The Dead Pool” (1988, Action) Clint Eastwood, Patricia Clarkson. (CC) ››› “Dirty Harry” (1971) Clint Eastwood, Harry Guardino. (CC) (:15) ››› “Good Morning, Vietnam” (1987) Robin Williams, Forest Whitaker. Premiere. (:45) ›› “History of the World: Part I” (1981, Comedy) Mel Brooks. (CC) (:45)
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(CNBC) The Kudlow ReportCNBC ReportsCNBC TitansJ. Crew andMad MoneyFast MoneyJ. Crew andPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start (N) (COM) FturamaSouth PkSouth Pk(:29) ›› “Semi-Pro” (2008) (CC) Jeff Dunham: Spark/InsanityThe Comedy Central RoastKeySunnyFturamaFturamaFturamaHalf Half PaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidLive PaidCreflo (DISN) Good Good Shake It› “Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam” (S) ANT JessieAustinWizardsWizardsGood Good ANT ANT DeckDeckPhineasPhineasPhineasPhineasJungleLittle (E!) E! News (N) E Spec.E Spec.E! SpecialIce-CocoIce-CocoChelseaE! News ChelseaIce-CocoIce-CocoChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
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(NICK) Sponge.Sponge.My WifeMy WifeGeorgeGeorge’70s’70sFriendsFriendsFriendsFriends’70s’70sChrisGeorgeGeorgeMy WifeMy WifeNannyNannyTBAMattersMatters (SPIKE) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) Jail (S) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (S) (CC) MMAMLB2K1Ways Ways GTTVEntouMMAEntouEntouWays PaidPaidKitchenDefrostPaidPaid (SYFY) › “White Noise” (2005, Suspense) › “One Missed Call” (2008) Premiere. ›› “Dead Silence” (2007, Horror) Hollywd-Trsr › “White Noise” (2005, Suspense) ›› “Dead Silence” (2007, Horror) PaidPaid (TBN)
GoodPottersBehindOsteenPrinceHillsongPraise the Lord (CC) Holy EvidnceBibleCrefloPraise the Lord (CC) Turning PointAcquireWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (N) Family Guy (N) Big BangBig BangMen at Work Men at Work (N) Conan (N) The Office (CC) The Office (CC)
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›› “Deep Blue Sea” (1999) Thomas Jane, Saffron Burrows. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:30) ›› “Funny Lady” (1975) (CC)
›› “Dillinger” (1945) Lawrence Tierney, Anne Jeffreys.
››› “Al Capone” (1959, Crime Drama) Rod Steiger, Fay Spain.
›› “Mad Dog Coll” (1961, Crime Drama) John Chandler. (12:15) ›› “The Rise and Fall of Legs Diamond” (1960) Ray Danton.
›› “The Valachi Papers” (1972) Charles Bronson, Jill Ireland. Premiere.
(:15) ›› “King of the Roaring ’20s: The Story of Arnold Rothstein” (1961) (TLC) Undercover BossUndercover BossOn the On the TattooTattooOn the On the TattooTattooUndercover BossUndercover BossPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPeoplePeople (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) ›››› “Million Dollar Baby” (2004) Clint Eastwood. (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Franklin & BashLaw & Order (S) NUMB3RS (CC) Smallville (CC) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) AdvenAdvenMADRegularKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyEagleDelocateAqua Amer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyEagleDelocateAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) Bizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Clipaholics (N) Most ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...ClipaholicsMost ShockingThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny The Nanny 3’s Company 3’s Company Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Home Improve. Home Improve. Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS Marine’s remains found. (S) NCIS “Reveille” (S) (CC) NCIS Ducky is kidnapped. (S) (CC) NCIS “Good Wives Club” (S) (CC)
NCIS “See No Evil” (S) (CC) Necessary Roughness (CC)
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) (:05) ›› “Alpha Dog” (2006, Crime Drama) Bruce Willis, Emile Hirsch. (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent “30” (S) Fairly Legal “Shattered” (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsDeathDeathSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkMad Ab’tPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
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(HBO) 24/7: Road (:45) ››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” (2011) Daniel Radcliffe. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
True Blood “Let’s Get Out of Here” Taxicab Confessions: New York Girls (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “One Day” (2011, Romance) Anne Hathaway. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
24/7: Road (:05) The Battle for Marjah (Subtitled-English) (S) (CC) (:35) ››› “Win Win” (2011, ComedyDrama) Paul Giamatti. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “ScoobyDoo 2” (MAX) (5:45) “The Pool Boys” (2009) ‘R’ (:15) ››› “Rio” (2011, Comedy) Voices of Anne Hathaway. (S) ‘G’ (CC)
››› “Men in Black” (1997) Tommy Lee Jones. (S) (:40) Sin City Diaries Feature 4: Luck is a Lady A compilation of episodes. (S) (CC)
››› “Something Wild” (1986, Suspense) Jeff Daniels. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(2:55) ›› “Mistrial” (1996) Bill Pullman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Far and Away” (1992) Tom Cruise. ‘PG-13’ (SHOW) “Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil” ‘PG’ “Bordertown” (2007, Mystery) Jennifer Lopez, Antonio Banderas. (S) ‘R’ (CC) LAFFMOBB Presents (N) (S) (CC) Gigolos (CC) Sunset Place “Fear Island” (2009) Haylie Duff, Lucy Hale. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
Bobcat Goldthwait ››› “The Ghost Writer” (2010) Pierce Brosnan. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) ››› “An Unreasonable Man” (2006, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (TMC) (5:15) ›› “Just Write” (1998) (CC) “Repeaters” (2010, Drama) Dustin Milligan. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
› “The Ledge” (2011) Charlie Hunnam. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ››› “The Rock” (1996, Action) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage, Ed Harris. (S) ‘R’ (:35) “The Violent Kind” (2010) Cory Knauf. ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) › “SuicideGirls Must Die!” (2010) Amina Suicide. (:35) ››› “One Good Cop” (1991, Drama) Michael Keaton. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Rebirth” (S)
Premiere. (CC)
Dirty Dozen” (1967, War) Lee Marvin, Ernest Borgnine, Charles Bronson. Major turns 12 GI felons into commandos. (CC) ›› “Midway” (1976) Charlton Heston, Henry Fonda. Japanese and American forces battle over a Pacific island. (CC) ›› “The Great Raid” (2005, War) Benjamin Bratt. A U.S. battalion tries to rescue prisoners of war in 1944. (CC)
› “Tank Commandos” (1959) Robert Barron. (CC) (AP) River MonstersFinding BigfootRiver MonstersRiver Monsters (N) River MonstersRiver Monsters (S) Finding BigfootRiver MonstersFinding BigfootRiver MonstersRiver Monsters (S) Big CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Don’t BeDon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t Be ›› “The Break-Up” (2006) (CC) ›› “The Break-Up” (2006) (CC) Housewives/OCKathy Kathy GriffinPaidPaidPaidPaidCeleb. Apprentice (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC) Mad MoneyThe Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC)
PaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers
MorganAnderson CooperPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) (4:57) “Semi-Pro”Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Jeff Dunham: Spark/InsanityHalf Half The Comedy Central RoastTom Papa: LiveSouth PkTosh.0Work.SunnySunnyPaidPaidPaidPaid
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(FAM) “Pirates of the Caribbean” ›› “Alice in Wonderland” (2010) Johnny Depp. The 700 ClubPrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (FSN) UEFATwins MLB Baseball Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. (N) (Live)
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PriceFocusSecretsCreflo“Flag of My Father” (2010) Gigi Erneta Prisoners of HopeStoriesStoryCherubPhphy (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne ›› “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” (2004) Will Ferrell. (CC) (:05) ›› “National Lampoon’s European Vacation” (1985) Chevy Chase.
(:05) ›› “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” (2004) Will Ferrell. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) ›› “Lone Star” (1952) (CC)
››› “Three Comrades” (1938) Robert Taylor, Margaret Sullavan. (CC)
››› “The Mortal Storm” (1940) Margaret Sullavan, James Stewart. (CC)
›› “Strange Cargo” (1940, Adventure) Joan Crawford, Clark Gable. (CC)
› “Heavenly Bodies” (1985, Musical) Cynthia Dale. ››› “Fame” (1980, Musical) Irene Cara, Eddie Barth, Lee Curreri. (CC) Use Eyes ›› “The Young Guns” (1956) (TLC) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesGypsy WeddingSay YesSay YesGypsy WeddingSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidH20PaidPaid
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››› “Inglourious Basterds” (2009, War) Brad Pitt. Premiere. (CC) (:20) ››› “The Negotiator” (1998) Samuel L. Jackson. (:20) ›› “The General’s Daughter” (1999) (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) AdvenNinjaGoCartoon PlanetKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSquidAqua Amer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSquidAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead Files (N) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingMost ShockingForensicForensicWorld’s Dumbest...Most ShockingMost ShockingForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (CC) The Nanny The Nanny 3’s Company 3’s Company Roseanne (S) Home Improve. Home Improve. Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Suits Mike faces off against Devon. Fairly Legal “Satisfaction” (CC) (12:02) Common Law “Pilot” (S) (CC) (:32) Fairly Legal “Start Me Up” (:32) Cheers Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Monk Monk infiltrates the mob. (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNewsVideos30 RockScrubsScrubsDeathDeathSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkMad Ab’tPaidPaidSingAdelante
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(HBO) (5:00) ››› “Jane Eyre” (2011) REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) Ricky Gervais Too Short Real Time With Bill Maher (N) (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Ricky Gervais 24/7: Road ›› “Hall Pass” (2011, Comedy) Owen Wilson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(2003) Antonio Banderas. ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Change-Up” (2011, Comedy) Ryan Reynolds. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
Femme Fatales “Housewives From Another World” (2010) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(11:50) ›› “Trading Places” (1983, Comedy) Dan Aykroyd. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(1:50) ›› “Event Horizon”
(1997) Laurence Fishburne. › “Bad Girls From Valley High” (2004) Julie Benz. ‘R’
› “Just Married” (2003) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) (:15) ›› “Once Upon a Time in Mexico”
Femme Fatales (:20) ›› “Hesher” (2010) Natalie Portman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ››› “Cat People” (1982, Horror) Nastassia Kinski. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:30) ›› “Beastly” (2011)
››› “Scream” (1996, Horror) Neve Campbell, David Arquette. (S) ‘R’
›› “Scream 4” (2011, Horror) Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “How to Rob a Bank” (2007) Nick Stahl. ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “Kill Me Later” (2001) Selma Blair. (S) ‘R’
“No. 1 Cheerleader Camp” (2010) Jay Gillespie. (S) ‘NR’ (:40) ›› “Love & Sex” (2000) Famke Janssen. (CC) (:05) › “The Long Weekend” (2005) Chris Klein. ‘R’ (:40) “Sisters” (2006) Lou Doillon. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ››› “Walking and Talking” (1996) ‘R’ (CC) “Happily N’Ever”
Gary Owen: True Story (S) (CC) The 2012 AVN Awards Erotic filmmaking awards. Bryan Callen: Man Class The comic performs. (S) (CC) Alonzo Bodden: Paying ››› “The King’s Speech” (2010) Colin Firth. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:30) “Shoot the Hero” (2010) ‘R’
Monster In-Laws Gene Simmons Family Jewels Gene and Shannon feel pressured. (CC) Flipped Off “Race to the Finish” (AMC) (:15) ››› “Battle of the Bulge” (1965, War) Henry Fonda, Robert Shaw, Robert Ryan. Weather-beaten American GIs face a massive German assault. (CC)
››› “The Green Berets” (1968) John Wayne. A cynical antiwar newsman is assigned to a career soldier. (CC)
›› “Midway” (1976) Charlton Heston, Henry Fonda. Japanese and American forces battle over a Pacific island. (CC)
›› “Heartbreak Ridge” (1986, War) Clint Eastwood, Marsha Mason. (CC) (AP) Blue Planet: SeasHillbilly Handfishin’Dogs 101 (CC) It’s Me or the DogSwamp Wars (S) Swamp Wars (S) Swamp Wars (S) Swamp Wars (S) Swamp Wars (S) Gator Boys (CC) Gator Boys (CC) Gator Boys (CC) (BRAVO) Celeb. ApprenticeAround the WorldAround the WorldAround the WorldPregnant in HeelsPregnant in HeelsBethenny Ever Bethenny Ever Housewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJ (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDefrostPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) Newsr’mNewsr’mCNN Newsroom (N) BottomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomNewsr’mGuptaCNN NewsroomSituation Room (COM) PaidPaidComedy“Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road”Ron White: Behav.SunnySunnySunnySunnySouth PkSouth Pk ›› “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder”(3:58) ›› “Dumb & Dumber” (1994) (DISC) PaidPaidPatient Ed (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) American ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperMythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) American Chopper (DISN) MickeyDoc MickeyPiratesPhineasPhineasPhineasFish JessieANT WizardsWizardsGood Good Shake ItShake ItAustinAustinA.N.T. Farm (CC) ANT ANT JessieJessie (E!) E! SpecialE! SpecialFashionSoupE! News (N) E! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! Special
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(FSN) HunterFishingMotorFisherOutPaidWoodsOutDW-TVFishingDue RoadsUFCTwins MLB Baseball Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. (N) (Live) Twins SpotlightSpotlightSpotlight
(FX) ›› “Post Grad” (2009) Alexis Bledel. MotherMotherTwo Two Two Two ›› “Hitman” (2007) Dougray Scott ››› “Enemy of the State” (1998, Suspense) Will Smith. ›› “Ghost Rider” (2007, Action) (GOLF) Paid Program Paid Program 19th HoleGolf Central European PGA Tour Golf BMW PGA Championship, Third Round. From Surrey, England. (N) (Live) Golf Central Feherty Golf NowEuropean PGA Tour Golf BMW PGA Championship, Third Round. From Surrey, England. Golf Central Break Atlantis (HGTV) Holmes InspectionRehabRehabPropertyPropertyYardYardYardCrashersCrashersBathElbowContracHomesHomesRV 2012 (CC) HuntersHouseGoingCurb...HuntersHunt Intl (HIST) Heavy Metal (CC) AmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican Pickers (LIFE) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidChrisChris ›› “Bitter Blood” (1994, Crime Drama) Kelly McGillis, Harry Hamlin. (CC) “Lies He Told” (1997) Gary Cole. (CC) “Murder-Pleasnt” (NBCSN) OutSeasonBig Bass ParkerFishingB. DanceAnglingBassSltwtrSaltwaIntoBig FishB. DanceSltwtrNHL 36MLS Soccer: Galaxy at Dynamo Indy 500 Festival Parade (N) Racer (NICK) T.U.F.F.ParentsOdd ParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.KorraKung FuPowerSponge.ParentsParentsBig TimeBig TimeiCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) VictoVictoVictoVicto (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidInk Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) ›››› “Star Wars IV: A New Hope” (SYFY) PaidPaidPaidPaid ›› “Dinoshark” (2010) Eric Balfour. ›› “Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus” ›› “Dinocroc vs. Supergator” (2010) ›› “Malibu Shark Attack” (2009) “Lake Placid 2” (2007) John Schneider. (TBN) FaithvilleMaraleeBJ’sCharityKids ClbDooleyWonderBugtimeAuto B.HopkinsGod RocGoliathIshineThe HermieCaterpillrTailsHeroes & LegendsNewsTribute to America (TBS) Name Is Earl Name Is Earl Name Is Earl Name Is Earl According-Jim Yes, Dear (S) Yes, Dear (S) Yes, Dear (S) Yes, Dear (S) Yes, Dear (S) ›› “American Pie 2” (2001, Comedy) Jason Biggs, Shannon Elizabeth.
›› “National Lampoon’s European Vacation” (1985) Chevy Chase. (CC) King of Queens King of Queens Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) (TCM) “Young Guns” ›› “Belle Starr” (1941, Western) Gene Tierney. ›› “The Master of Ballantrae” (1953) Errol Flynn. (CC) (:45) ›› “The Phantom Thief” (1946) Chester Morris. Perils of Pauline ››› “Angel and the Badman” (1947) John Wayne, Gail Russell. ››› “Operation Pacific” (1951, War) John Wayne, Patricia Neal, Ward Bond. ›››› “Red River” (1948, Western) John Wayne. (CC) (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty LadderLottery ChangedLottery ChangedLottery ChangedLottery ChangedLottery ChangedLottery Changed (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Rizzoli & IslesThe Closer (CC) ›› “The General’s Daughter” (1999) (CC) ››› “Good Will Hunting” (1997) Matt Damon. ›››
(S) (Part 1 of 2) (CC) NCIS “Kill Ari” (S) (Part 2 of 2) (CC) NCIS “Iced” (S) (CC) (WGN-A) PaidPaidPaidPaidWalker, RangerWalker, RangerLaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CIMLB Baseball Cleveland Indians at Chicago White Sox. (N)
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) › “Just Married” (:45) ››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” (2011) Daniel Radcliffe. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
24/7: Road Portrait, Fight The Weight of the Nation (CC)
(:15) ››› “Taking Chance” (2009) Kevin Bacon. (:45) › “Red Riding Hood” (2011, Horror) Amanda Seyfried. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps” (2010) Michael Douglas. (CC) (:45) “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” (S) (MAX) (:05) ››› “Grease” (1978, Musical) John Travolta. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
›› “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” (2003) Sean Connery. (CC)
›› “Bran Nue Dae” (2009) Rocky McKenzie. (S) ‘PG-13’
(9:50) › “The Order” (2003) Heath Ledger. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:35) ››› “The Hand That Rocks the Cradle” (1992) Annabella Sciorra. ‘R’
››› “Source Code” (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal. (:05) ››› “Mr. Holland’s Opus” (1995) Richard Dreyfuss. Life steers a musician toward teaching.
›› “Sucker Punch” (2011, Action) Emily Browning. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Gross Anatomy” (1989) Matthew Modine, Christine Lahti.
(:20) ›› “Days of Thunder” (1990) Tom Cruise. (CC)
(:10) ›› “Underworld” (2003) ‘R’ (SHOW) “King’s Speech” “Rising Stars” (2010, Drama) Fisher Stevens. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
(AMC) (4:00) ›› “Heartbreak Ridge” (CC)
››› “Flags of Our Fathers” (2006, War) Ryan Phillippe. The men who raised the flag on Iwo Jima become heroes.
›››› “Letters From Iwo Jima” (2006) Ken Watanabe. The Japanese perspective of a key World War II battle. (CC)
›››› “Patton” (1970, Biography) George C. Scott, Karl Malden, Michael Bates. Gen. George S. Patton fights World War II. (CC) Mad Men New office equipment. (AP) Super CrocCall of WildmanRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersCall of WildmanSuper CrocTapeTapeTapeTapeFreakFreakExtremeExtreme (BRAVO) Housewives/NJ ››› “Pretty Woman” (1990) Richard Gere. (:35) ››› “Pretty Woman” (1990) Don’t BeDon’t BeHousewives/NJAround the WorldPaidPaidPaidPaidBethenny Ever (CNBC) Money American GreedDebtSuze Orman ShowPrincessPrincessAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowPrincessPrincessPaidPaidHeads-Up PokerSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) CNN NewsroomSellng MiraclesPiers MorganCNN NewsroomSellng Miracles24/7 PacquiaoCNN NewsroomSellng Miracles24/7 PacquiaoCNN NewsroomPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) Dumb(:29) › “Joe Dirt” (2001) David Spade. “Jackass 2.5” ›› “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” (2008) (CC) (11:46) ›› “Dumb & Dumber” (1994) (:15) ››› “Jackass 2.5”ComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid
(DISC) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchAmerican Guns (S) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDavid (DISN) JessieJessieGood Good Good Good JessieANT AustinAustinANT ANT JessieJessieGood (:25) ›› “Johnny Tsunami”PhineasPhineasPhineasPhineasLittleOcto (E!) E! SpecialMovie E! SpecialSoupChelseaFashionE! Special E! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(ESPN) SportCtrCollege Softball Baseball Tonight (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) NBA Basketball SportsCenterSportsCenter
(ESPN2) NCAA Update SportsCenter Auto RacingSportsNation NCAA Update College Softball NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) Baseball Tonight NBA Tonight (N) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: History 300. (N Same-day Tape) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) 2012 French Open Tennis First Round. From Roland Garros Stadium in Paris.
(EWTN) Angelica LiveSt. Rita (Part 2 of 2) SistersLiving RightThe Journey HomeDaily MassFaithCristerosEldest Daughter of ChurchSolemn Mass of Pentecost R. CoeliTruths
(FAM) “Alice-Wonder.” ››› “The Princess and the Frog” ›››› “Beauty and the Beast” ›› “Bring It On” (2000) Eliza Dushku PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMass
(FSN) MidwestDue College Softball Minnesota Twins ’12 From 4/11/2012.
“Ghost Rider”UFC 146: Dos Santos vs. Mir - Prelims ›››
Break Atlantis Big Break AtlantisEuropean PGA Tour Golf BMW PGA Championship, Third Round. From Surrey, England. Golf Central
VictoVictoVictoiCarly (S) RockBucket’70s’70sFriendsFriendsFriendsFriends’70s’70sChrisMy WifeMy WifeGeorgeGeorgeNannyNannyTBAGrownPenguin (SPIKE) “Star Wars IV” ›››› “Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back” (1980) “I Am Bruce Lee” (2011) (S) (CC) Am DigAm DigAm DigAm DigAm DigAm DigPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidKitchen (SYFY) “Lake Placid 3” (2010) Colin Ferguson. “Super Shark” (2011) John Schneider. “Sharktopus” (2010) Eric Roberts. (CC) ›› “Dinocroc vs. Supergator” (2010) “Supergator” (2007) Brad Johnson. Or Inspired?DefrostPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of PowerGraham ClassicClancy Holy ››› “To End All Wars” (2001, War) League of Grateful SonsSaints and Soldiers Bible (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig Bang ››› “The Longest Yard” (1974, Comedy) Burt Reynolds, Eddie Albert, Ed Lauter. (CC) ›› “Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle” (2004) (CC) (:15) ››› “The Foot Fist Way” (2006, Comedy) Danny R. McBride. (CC)
MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedHouse of Payne House of Payne (TCM) (4:30) ›››› “Red River” (1948)
›››› “Dinner at Eight” (1933, Comedy) Marie Dressler. (CC) (DVS)
››› “Topper” (1937, Comedy) Cary Grant, Constance Bennett. (CC)
›››› “Father of the Bride” (1950, Comedy) Spencer Tracy. (CC) (DVS)
››› “Merrily We Live” (1938) Brian Aherne, Constance Bennett. (CC)
››› “The Barkleys of Broadway” (1949, Musical) Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers. (CC) Winning Wings (TLC) Lottery ChangedUndercover BossOn the On the TattooTattooUndercover BossOn the On the TattooTattooLottery ChangedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) “Forrest Gump”
››› “The Sum of All Fears” (2002) Premiere. ›› “Annapolis” (2006, Drama) (CC) ››› “Good Will Hunting” (1997) Matt Damon. Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) ›› “Planet 51” (2009) Jessica Biel King/HillDelocateEagleFam GuyBoonBoonBleachTo Be AnnouncedFullmetalTBACowboyBleachTo Be AnnouncedFullmetalTBACowboyLooneyLooney (TRAV) Big Beef ParadiseGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...ForensicForensicWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...ForensicForensicPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny The Nanny 3’s Company 3’s Company Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) NCIS A young sailor’s body is found.
NCIS “Outlaws and In-Laws” (S) (CC) NCIS “Royals and Loyals” (S) (CC) › “Land of the Lost” (2009, Comedy) Will Ferrell, Anna Friel. (CC) NCIS “Sea Dog” (S) (CC) WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) Cheers (CC) Cheers (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Ninja Kitchen Monk (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsChrisChrisSunnySunnyDeathDeathMad Ab’t ››› “Chicago” (2002, Musical) WorldScudder
PREMIUM CHANNELS
NCIS “Agent Afloat” (S) (CC)
(HBO) “Harry Potter Deathly Hallows” ››› “Kung Fu Panda 2” (2011) Voices of Jack Black. 24/7
›› “Robin Hood” (2010) Russell Crowe. Robin and his men battle the Sheriff of Nottingham. (CC) 24/7(11:55) Game of Thrones (S) (CC) (12:55) ›› “Paul” (2011) Simon Pegg. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “The Town” (2010, Crime Drama) Ben Affleck, Rebecca Hall, Jon Hamm. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Eagle” (2011) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) (5:10) ›› “Underworld” (2003) (:15) › “Your Highness” (2011, Comedy) Danny McBride. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Beginners” (2010) Ewan McGregor. ‘R’ (CC) Girl’s Guide (:15) “Sexual Quest” (2011) Charmane Star. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:40) ››› “X-Men 2” (2003) Patrick Stewart. A rightwing militarist pursues the mutants. ‘PG-13’
›› “Fortress” (1985, Suspense) Rachel Ward. (S) (CC) ›› “D.C. Cab” (1983) Adam Baldwin. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (:05) ››› “Fair Game” (2010, Drama) Naomi Watts. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Barbershop” (2002) Ice Cube. (S) ‘PG-13’ (:45) ››› “Source Code” (2011, Suspense) Jake Gyllenhaal. ‘PG-13’ The Borgias Juan returns from Spain. Nurse Jackie The Big C (CC) ››› “Source Code” (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal. (:05) ›› “Gross Anatomy” (1989) Matthew Modine. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
› “Route 666” (2001, Horror) Lou Diamond Phillips. ‘R’ (:35) “Kill Katie Malone” (2010) Masiela Lusha. (S) ‘R’
(:10) › “Route 666” (2001) Lou Diamond Phillips. ‘R’
(:45) “Kill Katie Malone” (2010, Horror) Masiela Lusha, Lil J. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:20) ›› “Raw Deal” (1986) Arnold Schwarzenegger. ‘R’
(:10) ››› “The Other Man” (2008) Liam Neeson. “Little Match”
›› “Joe the King” (1999) (S) ‘R’ (TMC) ››› “The Thomas Crown Affair” (1999) Pierce Brosnan. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
