The Brainerd Dispatch TV Week May 27th 2012

TV Week TV Week

The feud, the proud, the ‘Hatfields & McCoys’

By Jacqueline Cutler © Zap2it

Deep in the woods outside of Bucharest, Romania, the sun sets early over bare trees. It’s silent until galloping becomes audible, and Kevin Costner, looking perfectly natural, rides up on a large black horse.

The cast of History’s “Hatfields & McCoys,” a miniseries airing over three consecutive nights beginning Monday, May 28, races against the fading sunlight to shoot a scene.

A little later, as the makeup artist deftly removes a beard, which made Costner look old and grungy, he reflects on the historical feud that lured him to produce and star in his major foray into television.

“Anybody who goes through war is marked,” Costner says of his character, Devil Anse, patriarch of the Hatfields. “Anybody who has killed is marked, or has seen somebody killed is marked. How do you ever truly recover? He went on to father children, create an entrepreneurial business.”

“Like any man of war, he is not willing to fight over anything,” Costner says. “There’s a serenity to Devil Anse.”

Yet he fights for decades with Randall McCoy (Bill Paxton) and his family. Paxton, sporting a bushy beard and long hair, is almost unrecognizable from the clean-cut polygamist on “Big Love.”

To build a character, Paxton says, “The first thing I like to do is find something they wrote. He left no record; he could not read. He could not write. I went to Pikeville (Ky.) to hear the accent.”

Though McCoy may have left no written record, Paxton’s great-great-grandfather, Elijah Paxton, a Confederate soldier, did. And Paxton used letters Elijah wrote to his wife to inform his character.

Mare Winningham plays McCoy’s wife, Sally. When Costner called to ask her about moving to Romania for a few months, Winningham recalls responding, “ ‘Oh, do I get to be married to you?’ It would have been the fourth time. I don’t know if we were married in ‘Wyatt Earp.’ I was his whore.”

Instead, Hatfield’s wife, Levicy, is played by Sarah Parish (“Dr. Who”), who says it’s surreal to be British in a Western and to play Costner’s wife.

“I’ve had some husbands in my time,” Parish says, “but he’s up there as No. 1.”

The miniseries has everyone age 30 years, and Parish, who is 43, was playing 21 the next day. “I have no idea what time makeup is,” she says. “But I reckon I’ll come in at 3 in the morning.”

Another Hatfield kin is Jim Vance, Devil Anse’s uncle. Tom Berenger describes his character as a “raccoon with rabies, a psychopath, a misogynist, and throw

in a pinch of Bruce Dern. That’s the recipe.”

There’s a scene in which Uncle Jim whips the wife of his grandnephew, Johnse, bolstering this description.

“They are a bunch of hillbillies that went at each other,” says Berenger, who looks pretty comfortable with a gun. “I can really shoot,” he says. And the accent came easily to him because he lives in South Carolina. “This is more mountain, more twangy,” he says.

“I’ve had more fun doing this than I have had in a long time,” Berenger says. “The huge cast is fun. It’s like ‘Platoon.’ It’s a lot of guys and a lot of humor going on. It’s like being on a sports team.”

Over dinner, the camaraderie is evident when Matt Barr (“Hellcats”) and Boyd Holbrook (“Milk”), who play Hatfield brothers Johnse and Cap, knock back shots of grappa and horse around.

As Johnse, Barr is shirtless in a number of scenes, and there’s one in which he and Roseanna McCoy (Lindsay Pulsipher) skinny-dip.

“Once you get nekkid in front of the crew, you can do anything,” Barr says.

That relationship between a Hatfield boy and a McCoy girl, the terrific courtroom fight over a pig — presided over Judge Wall Hatfield (Powers Boothe) — and revenge fueled the family feud.

“These two names that hate each other are absolutely linked,” Costner says. “Wouldn’t they be horrified if they knew?”

Still, fighting was simpler then, which Costner says has its benefits.

“No lawyers, no publicists,” he says. “You didn’t have people to get in the middle.”

The Hatfield and McCoy names resonate in that part of the country, says Holbrook, who grew up in Pike County, where his father is a coal miner. He calls Romania “the wild, wild East. If you get out of Bucharest, people are still driving carts.”

It is an obvious question as to why an iconic American story is being told in a country where the Soviet influence remains palpable. Executive producer Leslie Greif explains, “Everything is more cost-effective, and working conditions are very pro-production.”

Greif talks from a tent, where a space heater makes it cozy during winter. After three months, the cast is accustomed to the packs of dogs roaming the edges of the forest.

Though many have heard of the Hatfields and the McCoys, few know the details as well as Greif, who has been trying to bring this story to the screen for 30 years. He came close four times and had talked with Kirk Douglas, Burt Lancaster, Tom Selleck, Don Johnson and Burt Reynolds about playing roles.

“K.C. (as his friends call him) is this generation’s Gary Cooper,” Greif says. “At his core, he is all-American. I felt K.C. had the ability to take a chance on a character who had the potential to be very dark, very stark and cruel, but also create a whole fabric human being.”

Outside, the actors repeatedly shoot a physically punishing scene requiring fighting, raw emotion and buckets of blood. After cleaning up, Costner says, “I’m really happy I am playing this role.” Nearly 150 years later, this feud remains relatable, he says. “Life is all about whose pig it is.”

“Hatfields & McCoys” airs Monday through Wednesday on History.

27. Toodle-__; casual adieu

28. Role on “JAG”

30. Not bananas

32. Actor Estes

34. “Peter __”

35. “Are You __, __?”

41. “__ Hot American Summer”; 2001 David Hyde Pierce movie

42. Julia, for one

43. Bobby the Bruin

44. Prov. in which Alex Trebek was born 45. “One __ Hill” 46. __ King Cole

1. Frank Burns’ rank on “M*A*S*H”: abbr.

2. In the past

3. Flavored soft drinks

4. “Brother __”; 2003 Joaquin Phoenix movie

5. White-tailed eagle

6. Caesar, for one

7. Pegs for Els

8. __ Rica

9. Yogi’s buddy, for short

10. Steve, to Stan Smith

15. Ed, to Ralph Kramden

16. “__ of Fortune”; 1990 Jeremy Irons movie

19. “Yes, __”

20. Actress Thompson

22. “High __”; Gary Cooper classic

23. “The Man With One Red __”; 1985 Tom Hanks film

29. Butler or Somers

Actor __ Williams

“Sesame

1. “Last __ Standing”

4. “Father Knows __”

8. “__ This Morning”

11. “Men of a Certain __” (2009-11)

12. Canal of song

13. “Hollywood Squares” win

14. “Wipeout” host (2)

17. Suffix for boss or class

18. “The TV __”; 2006 Sigourney Weaver film 19. Lucie’s brother 21. Johnson and Cliburn 24. “The Wizard of Oz” role 25. Actress Sandra

“I __ Number Four”; 2011 movie

PLAYING FIELD

HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

ACTION SPORTS

Sunday 5:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Tour

Tuesday

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Championships

Friday

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Championships

11:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Championships

Saturday

8:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4

10:00 a.m. ) The Real Winning Edge

ANTHOLOGY

Friday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Northern Sun Showcase

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Northern Sun Showcase

Saturday

3:00 p.m. % ESPN Sports

Saturday

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Northern Sun Showcase

AUTO RACING

Sunday

9:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

10:00 a.m. % Indianapolis 500

Pre-Race (Live)

11:00 a.m. % 2012 Indianapolis 500 (Live)

(MSC) What’s in Autogeek’s Garage?

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Motorhead Garage TV

4:30 p.m. ) / NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Coca-Cola 600. (Live)

Monday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Motorhead Garage TV

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Motorhead Garage TV

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR

Now Tuesday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now Wednesday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Thursday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Diesel TV

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR

Now

1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: 5hour Energy 200. (Live)

3:30 p.m. (ESPN) NHRA Drag Racing SuperNationals, Qualifying. (Taped)

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: 5hour Energy 200. (Same-day Tape)

BASEBALL

Sunday

11:00 a.m. (ESPN2) ACC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. (Live)

11:30 a.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

12:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

(TBS) Tampa Bay Rays at Boston Red Sox. (Live) (WGN-A) Chicago Cubs at Pittsburgh Pirates. (Live)

1:00 p.m. (MSC) Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. (Live)

2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) SEC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. (Live)

3:15 p.m. (WGN-A) MLB Postgame

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Washington Nationals at Atlanta Braves.

(Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) The Game 365

1:00 a.m. (MSC) Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins.

2:30 a.m. (ESPN) Washington Nationals at Atlanta Braves.

Monday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 12:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

1:00 p.m. (MSC) Oakland Athletics at Minnesota Twins.

(Live) (WGN-A) MLB Pregame

1:10 p.m. (WGN-A) San Diego Padres at Chicago Cubs.

(Live)

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) MLB Postgame

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Oakland Athletics at Minnesota Twins.

8:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Baseball Twins Legends Game.

Tuesday

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Oakland Athletics at Minnesota Twins.

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

a.m. (MSC) Oakland Athletics at Minnesota Twins. 2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. Wednesday

a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

p.m. (WGN-A)

Final: Teams TBA. (Live) 12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live) 2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Conference Final: Teams TBA. 3:00 a.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive

Final: Teams TBA. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

2:00 a.m. (TNT) Conference

Final: Teams TBA.

Wednesday

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Lottery (Live)

7:30 p.m. (ESPN) Conference

Final: Teams TBA. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Conference

Final: Teams TBA.

Thursday

7:00 p.m. (TNT) NBA Pregame (Live)

8:00 p.m. (TNT) Conference

Final: Teams TBA. (Live)

10:30 p.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (TNT) Conference Final: Teams TBA.

Friday

6:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live)

7:30 p.m. (ESPN) Conference

Final: Teams TBA. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Conference

Final: Teams TBA.

4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight

4:30 a.m. (ESPN2) State Farm Slam Dunk & 3-Point Championship.

Saturday

2:15 p.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Pacquiao/ Bradley

12:00 a.m. (HBO) Portrait of a Fighter: Timothy Bradley

Thursday

4:00 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/Bradley

1:45 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/Bradley

2:15 a.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley

Friday

5:30 p.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Pacquiao/ Bradley

11:30 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/Bradley

Saturday

9:30 a.m. (HBO)

Saturday

8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV

9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks!

9:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR

Racing Nationwide Series: 5-hour Energy 200, Qualifying. (Live) (SPIKE) MuscleCar

12:00 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR

Countdown (Live)

FOOTBALL

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Baseball’s

Golden Age

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Oakland Athletics at Minnesota Twins.

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.

(Live)

Boys in the Hall

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Squeeze Play

a.m. (MSC) Baseball Twins Legends Game.

p.m. (MSC) Twins

Play

p.m. (WGN-A) Cubs Special 1:00 p.m. (MSC) 50 Greatest Twins

p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall 9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

(ESPN2)

(WGN-A) Seattle Mariners at Chicago White Sox.

7:30 p.m. (TNT) NBA Pregame (Live)

8:00 p.m. (TNT) Conference

Final: Teams TBA. (Live)

10:30 p.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) State Farm Slam Dunk & 3-Point Championship.

2:00 a.m. (TNT) Conference

Final: Teams TBA.

BOXING

Sunday

8:00 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/Bradley

Monday

5:30 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/Bradley

1:40 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/Bradley

BASKETBALL

Tuesday

6:00 p.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley

9:00 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/Bradley

Wednesday

8:00 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/Bradley

PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) BMW PGA Championship, Final Round.

(Live)

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Pregame (Live)

12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Atlantis

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy

2:00 p.m. # _ Crowne Plaza

Invitational at Colonial, Final Round. (Live)

+ Senior PGA Championship, Final Round. (Live)

(GOLF) BMW PGA Championship, Final Round.

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Top 10

7:30 p.m. (GOLF) BMW PGA Championship, Final Round.

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Atlantis

12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Atlantis

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy

4:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Classic Golf

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Monday

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) BMW

11:00 p.m. (GOLF)

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) ShopRite

LPGA Classic, First Round.

(Live)

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Memorial Tournament, Second Round.

(Live)

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

(Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Principal Charity Classic, First Round. (Same-day Tape)

7:30 p.m.

OUTDOORS

Friday 6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA World Series, Game 5: Teams TBA. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA World Series, Game 6: Teams TBA. (Live)

Saturday

11:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NCAA World Series, Game 7: Teams TBA. (Live)

1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA World Series, Game 8: Teams TBA. (Live)

3:00 p.m. (MSC)

Weiznegger-Engle Ins.

Saturday

7:00 a.m. (GOLF) ISPS Handa Wales Open, Third Round. (Live)

11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live) 11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Memorial Tournament, Third Round. (Live)

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

MARTIAL ARTS

Tuesday

8:00 a.m. (MSC) Keyes Outdoors

a.m. (MSC) Waters and Woods

a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors

(MSC)

TENNIS

3:00

(GOLF) Big Break

Atlantis

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Atlantis

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions

Tour Learning Center

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

(GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

p.m. (GOLF) Memorial Tournament, First Round.

4:30 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (HBO) Back Nine at Cherry Hills: The Legends of the 1960 U.S. Open

Friday

8:30 a.m. (GOLF) ISPS Handa Wales Open, Second Round. (Live)

2:00 p.m. # _ Memorial Tournament, Third Round. (Live)

2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Top 10

p.m. (GOLF) ShopRite LPGA Classic, Second Round.

(GOLF) Golf Central

(GOLF) Champions: Principal Charity Classic, Second Round. (Same-day Tape)

(MSC) Midwest Classic Golf

(GOLF) Memorial Tournament, Third Round.

RODEO

Sunday

9:00 p.m. (MSC) Bull Riding Championship. (Taped)

RUGBY

Saturday

3:30 p.m. + USA Sevens Championship. (Live)

SOCCER

Wednesday

6:30 p.m. (ESPN2) U.S. Soccer: Prematch Show (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) United States vs. Brazil. (Live)

SOFTBALL

Sunday

12:00 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (Live)

Thursday

12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA World Series, Game 1: Teams TBA.

(Live)

2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA World Series, Game 2: Teams TBA.

(Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA World Series, Game 3: Teams TBA.

(Live)

8:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NCAA World Series, Game 4: Teams TBA. (Live)

4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2012 French Open Tennis Second Round. (Live)

Thursday

8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2012 French Open Tennis Second Round. (Live)

4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2012 French Open Tennis Third Round. (Live)

Friday 8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) 2012 French Open Tennis Third Round. (Live)

Saturday

11:00 a.m. + 2012 French Open Tennis Men’s and Women’s Third Round. (Live)

TRACK AND FIELD

Saturday

2:00 p.m. + Prefontaine Classic. (Live)

CABLE

“Gibtown” (CC)

The Glades “Addicted to Love”

The Glades “Second Skin” (CC)

The Glades “Iron Pipeline” (CC)

Criminal Minds “Limelight” (CC)

Criminal Minds “Paradise” (CC)

Criminal Minds “The Eyes Have It”

Criminal Minds “Retaliation” (CC)

Criminal Minds “To Hell ...” (CC)

Criminal Minds “... And Back” (CC)

Criminal Minds “Hopeless” (CC) (AMC)

Mad Men “Flight 1” (CC)

Mad Men “Christmas Waltz” (CC) (:04) The Pitch (CC) (:04) ››› “To Hell and Back” (1955, War) Marshall Thompson, Charles Drake, Jack Kelly. (CC) (:32)

›››› “Apocalypse Now Redux” (2001, War) Marlon Brando, Robert Duvall, Martin Sheen. An Army agent goes upriver in Cambodia to kill a renegade. (CC)

›› “Hart’s War” (2002, War) Bruce Willis, Colin Farrell. Premiere. (AP) WeirdWeirdUntamed-UncutDogs 101 (CC) Dogs 101 (CC) River MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersRiver Monsters (BRAVO) Bethenny Ever Bethenny Ever Bethenny Ever Around the WorldAround the WorldAround the WorldPregnant in HeelsPregnant in HeelsHousewives/OCHousewives/OCHousewives/OCHousewives/OC (CNBC) PaidPaidDefrostLandBrazilPaidPaidHollyPaidPaidDefrostPaidPaidInsanity!PaidWealthPaidPaidInsanity!PaidPaidPaidPaidInsanity! (CNN) Newsr’mGuptaCNN NewsroomState of the UnionFareed ZakariaReliable SourcesState of the UnionFareed ZakariaNext ListNewsr’mYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN Newsroom (COM) PaidInsanity! ›› “Wayne’s World” (1992) (CC) (8:58) ›› “Encino Man” (1992) (CC) ›› “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder”FturamaFturamaWork.Work.(2:58) › “Joe Dirt” (2001) (CC) Tosh.0Tosh.0 (DISC) PaidYoussefOsteenIn TouchAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionMythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuction (DISN) MickeyDoc MickeyPiratesPhineasPhineasGood Shake ItANT AustinWizardsWizardsGood Good Shake ItShake ItJessieAustinPhineasPhineasGood ANT Shake ItJessie (E!) 30 Best and Worst Beach BodiesTrue HollywoodFashion PoliceE! News (N) Mrs. EastwoodKardashianSoupIce-CocoIce-CocoIce-CocoIce-Coco ››› “Knocked Up” (2007) Seth Rogen. (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenter (N) OutsideSportsSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) BaseballCollege Softball UpdateCollege Softball SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) (ESPN2) (4:00) 2012 French Open Tennis First Round. (N) (Live) (CC) 2012 French Open Tennis NASCAR Now (N) (Live) (CC) Outside Lines The Sports College Baseball ACC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Greensboro, N.C. (N) (Live)

SportsCenter College Baseball SEC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Hoover, Ala. (N) (Live) NCAA Update

(EWTN) ChapletRosarySunday MassLitanyBkmrkVaticanoSaintsApo.RosarySolemn Mass of Pentecost MusicChapletHolyWorld Over LiveFaithEpistlesBen.Crossing

(FAM) Boy...Boy... ›› “Teen Witch” (1989, Fantasy) ›› “Ice Princess” (2005) ›› “Bring It On” (2000) Eliza Dushku ›› “Legally Blonde” (2001, Comedy) “Legally Blonde 2” “Princess-Frog”

(FSN) PaidPaidPaidBig FishDW-TVDue OutRoadsRaceHorse.AutoMotorBaseballTwins MLB Baseball Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. (N) (Live) Twins Boys in Action Sports

(FX) Smarter ››› “Enemy of the State” (1998, Suspense) Will Smith. “The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor” ›› “Ghost Rider” (2007) Nicolas Cage, Eva Mendes. › “Wild Hogs” (2007) Tim Allen. “Death-Funeral”

(GOLF) Paid Program Paid Program Golf Central Golf Central European PGA Tour Golf BMW PGA Championship, Final Round. From Surrey, England. (N) (Live) Golf Central Big Break AtlantisBig Break European PGA Tour Golf BMW PGA Championship, Final Round. From Surrey, England. Golf Central (N) (Live)

(HGTV) Property BrothersIncomeIncomeKitchenKitchenHate Room YardCrashersLove It or List ItFirst Pla.First Pla.PropertyPropertyPropertyPropertyHuntersHunt IntlFor RentFor RentHuntersHunt Intl (HIST) Modern MarvelsAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawn (LIFE) In Touch SchullerJereOsteenPaidBey. Headlines“Blue-Eyed Butcher” (2012) (CC) “Woman Scorned: Betty” “The Two Mr. Kissels” (2008) (CC) ›› “Murder in Greenwich” (2002) (NBCSN) Outd’rsMartinOutdoorParkerHot HuntingQuestAlaskaFishingHunterBassB. DanceFLW Outdoors (N) SaltwaIntoU.S. Olympic Trials MLS Soccer: Earthquakes at Sporting (NICK) PenguinPenguinParentsParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.WinxWinxBig TimeRockiCarly (S) VictoBig TimeBig TimeiCarly (S) iCarly (S) VictoVictoSponge.Sponge. (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidInsanity!AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuction Hunters(:16) ››› “Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi” (1983) (S) (:41) “Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back” (S) (SYFY) DefrostPaidPaidDefrost“Grindhouse Presents: Planet Terror”“Grindhouse Presents: Death Proof” ›› “Star Trek: Insurrection” (1998) ››› “Serenity” (2005) Nathan Fillion. (CC) ›› “Stealth” (2005, Action) (TBN) PurvisThe PhillipsTouchFranklinTurningRhemaWinningMiracleRedeemLoveIn TouchPowerWrittenConleyFrom HisKing IsFranklinJohn Hagee TodayPrinceG. JakesJ. Meyer (TBS) Meet the Browns Meet the Browns Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) ›› “American Pie 2” (2001, Comedy) Jason Biggs, Shannon Elizabeth. (CC)

››› “I Love You, Man” (2009, Comedy) Paul Rudd, Jason Segel. (CC)

MLB Baseball Tampa Bay Rays at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston. (N) (Live) (CC) King of Queens King of Queens ›› “The Longest Yard” (2005) Adam Sandler. (CC) (TCM)

››› “Command Decision” (1948, War) Clark Gable, Walter Pidgeon. (CC)

››› “Bataan” (1943, War) Robert Taylor, George Murphy. (CC) ›› “First to Fight” (1967, War) Chad Everett. Premiere. (:45) ›› “Breakthrough” (1950, War) David Brian, John Agar, Frank Lovejoy. ››› “The Hill” (1965, Drama) Sean Connery, Harry Andrews. (CC) (:45) ››› “The Steel Helmet” (1951) Gene Evans. (:15) ››› “Merrill’s Marauders” (TLC) Dr. Fred PricePaidInsanity!Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesGypsy WeddingUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover Boss Undercover BossUndercover BossUndercover Boss (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) ››› “The Sum of All Fears” (2002) (CC) ››› “We Were Soldiers” (2002) Mel Gibson. (:15) ››› “Braveheart” (1995) Mel Gibson. (CC) (TOON) JohnnyRedakaiBeyPokeBen 10Thundr.LanternJusticeAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdven ›› “Planet 51” (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumHidden City (CC) When VacationsYear-AdventrsExtreme ResortsExtreme PoolsExtr. WaterparksExtr. Terror RidesSand Wars (CC) Florida BeachFlorida Beaches (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidInsanity!Vegas Vegas Vegas Vegas HurtsHurtsHurtsHurtsHurtsHurtsWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...JokersJokers (TVLAND) The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Happily Divorced Happily Divorced Happily Divorced Happily Divorced Happily Divorced Happily Divorced Happily Divorced Happily Divorced Happily Divorced Happily Divorced ››› “Stir Crazy” (1980, Comedy) Gene Wilder, Richard Pryor. M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) (USA) Paid Program Paid Program Atmosphere Joel Osteen › “Land of the Lost” (2009, Comedy) Will Ferrell, Anna Friel. (CC)

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(:05) › “Dirty Work” (1998) Norm Macdonald. (S) ‘PG-13’

›› “American Wedding” (2003) Jason Biggs. ‘NR’ (CC)

(:35) ›› “Powder” (1995, Drama) Mary Steenburgen. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) ››› “Terminator 2: Judgment Day” (1991) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Beastly” (2011) Alex Pettyfer. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

“Ten Inch Hero” (2007) Elisabeth Harnois. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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(:45) “Last Night” (2010, Drama) Keira Knightley, Sam Worthington. ‘R’

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Too! Hood vs. Evil” (2011) (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

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(HGTV) Holmes on HomesBest of HolmesHolmes InspectionHolmes InspectionHolmes on HomesHolmes InspectionHolmes InspectionHolmes on HomesBest of HolmesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidOutdoor

(HIST) PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnWealthPaidKitchenPaidClassroom (CC) (LIFE) ›› “Murder in the Hamptons” (2005) “Sex & Lies in Sin City” (:01) ›› “Murder in the Hamptons”“Sex & Lies in Sin City” NopaleaPaidHollyPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NBCSN) NHL Live (Live) NHL Hockey: Devils at Rangers NHL LivePirelli World Challenge Auto RacingPoker After DarkPoker After DarkPaidMoneyPaidJuice and Lose!MoneyPaidPaid (NICK) Sponge.Sponge.’70s’70sGeorgeGeorgeFriendsFriendsYesDearYesDearFriendsFriends’70s’70sYesDearYesDearNannyNannyNannyNannyMartinTBAParentsSponge. (SPIKE) “Star Wars V” ››› “Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi” (1983) Mark Hamill. (S) ›› “Jurassic Park III” (2001) (S) ›› “Jurassic Park III” (2001) (S) EntouPaidSmokingPaidDefrostPaidPaid (SYFY) (4:30) “Stealth” ››› “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” (1989) (CC) ›› “Elektra” (2005) Jennifer Garner. › “Pandorum” (2009) Dennis Quaid. (CC) Or Inspired?Hollywd-TrsrZonePaidPaid (TBN) YoussefHoly OsteenKerryBelieverCreflo ››› “The Passion of the Christ” (2004) Changed Lives: SecretsClancy Stand Ye SteadyWarriors of Honor Wom (TBS) (4:30) ›› “The Longest Yard”

›› “Meet the Fockers” (2004) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller. Future in-laws clash in Florida. (CC) (:35) ›› “Meet the Fockers” (2004) Robert De Niro. Future in-laws clash in Florida. (CC) Men at Work Men at Work (:05) ››› “I Love You, Man” (2009, Comedy) Paul Rudd, Jason Segel, Rashida Jones. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) “Merrill’s Marauders” (1962)

›››› “Sergeant York” (1941, War) Gary Cooper, Walter Brennan, Joan Leslie. (CC) (DVS) ››› “Tora! Tora! Tora!” (1970, War) Martin Balsam, Soh Yamamura, Joseph Cotten. (CC) ›› “West Point” (1928) William Haines. (:45) ››› “Germany Year Zero” (1948) Ernst Pittschau, Erich Guhne.

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››› “Inglourious Basterds” (2009) Brad Pitt, Mélanie Laurent. (CC) (:20)

››› “We Were Soldiers” (2002) (CC) (:10) ››› “Braveheart” (1995) Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau. (CC) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) (5:00) “Planet 51”AdvenAdvenVentureKing/HillKing/HillFam GuyFam GuyLoiterAqua Eric FriskyFam GuyFam GuyLoiterAqua Eric FriskyVentureKing/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) Sand M.Sand M.Hotel ImpossibleBggg Bggg Extreme RV’sTop 5Top 5Bggg Bggg Extreme RV’sTop 5Top 5Hotel ImpossibleNopaleaPaidBest PaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) JokersJokersJokersJokersJokersJokersClipaholicsForensicForensicJokersJokersJokersJokersClipaholicsForensicForensicLandPaidPaidKitchenPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Happily Divorced Happily Divorced Happily Divorced Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny (S) (CC) 3’s Company 3’s Company Paid Program Paid Program (USA) (4:30) ›› “Bad Boys II” (2003) Martin Lawrence. (CC)

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›› “Fast & Furious” (2009, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. (CC) (12:05) › “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” (2009) Channing Tatum, Dennis Quaid. (CC) (:35) Cheers Law & Order:

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(:15) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) Ricky Gervais (:45) ››› “The Cooler” (2003, Drama) William H. Macy. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Jane Eyre” (S) (MAX) (5:15) › “Get Carter” (2000) ‘R’ ››› “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines” (2003) Arnold Schwarzenegger. ›› “American Wedding” (2003) Jason Biggs. ‘NR’ (CC) (:45) “Dirty Blondes From Beyond” (2012, Adult) ‘NR’

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› “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:45) ››› “Narc” (2002, Crime Drama) Ray Liotta. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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M ›› “Darby’s Rangers” (1958, War) (:15) ››› “The Green Berets” (1968, War) (CC) (:45) ››› “Where Eagles Dare” (1969) Richard Burton. ››› “The Guns of Navarone” (1961, War) (CC) (:15) ››› “The Dirty Dozen” (1967)

T So Big ››› “Baby Face” (1933) “Ever in My Heart”“Ladies They Talk About” ›› “Annie Oakley” (1935) (:15) “The Secret Bride”“Woman in Red”(:45) “His Brother’s Wife”(:15) “The Bride Walks Out”Break

W “Barrtt-Wimpole” ›› “Outcast Lady” (1934) ››› “The Merry Widow”(:15) “What Every Woman Knows” ›› “No More Ladies” (CC) ›› “Riffraff” (1935) (CC) (:15) ››› “Maytime” (1937) Nelson Eddy (CC) Thlbrg

TH “Crime Dr.-Case” “Crime-Courage”“Crime Doctor’s Warning”“Crime-Manhunt”“Crime-Gamble” “Crime Doctor”(:45) ››› “Doctor in the House” ›› “Doctor at Large”“Dr. in Distress”

(TLC) 19 Kids19 KidsBabyBabyBabyBaby’s Varied ProgramsSay YesSay YesNot VariedBabyBabyBabyMultiplesVaried Programs

(TNT) Angel Charmed Charmed SupernaturalSupernaturalLas VegasLas VegasLeverage The CloserLaw & OrderLaw & OrderLaw & Order (TOON) JohnnyBeyPokéJohnnyJohnnyAlmostLooneyLazloCodenCodenLooneyVariedJerryVariedJerryLooneyLooneyGumballTotalTotalJohnnyRegularRegularRegular (TRAV) PaidPaidPaidPaidVaried ProgramsHomesHomesVaried Programs FoodFoodBourdainVaried (TRUTV)

›› “Larry Crowne” (2011) (:15) “Hemingway & Gellhorn” (2012) Clive Owen. (S) (CC) REAL Sports

W Panda 2 › “D.O.A.: Dead or Alive”24/7The Weight of the NationWeight NationThe Weight of the NationWeight NationWeightFace Off ›› “The Eagle” (2011) (S) (CC) › “Just Married” (2003) (S)

TH “Diary-Wimpy”“Diary of Wimpy-Rodrick”(:45) ›› “Dudley Do-Right”(:15) ››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011) (S) (CC) 2012 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame InductionREAL Sports24/7“Harry Potter”

F US Open › “From Justin to Kelly” (S) ›› “Arthur” (2011) Russell Brand. (S) “Loving Story”(:15) › “Speed 2: Cruise Control” (1997) (S) ›› “Waterworld” (1995) (S) (CC) (:45) “It’s Kind of a Funny Story” (S) Arthur (MAX)

M “Naked Gun: Police Squad”“Naked Gun 2 1/2: Fear”“Naked Gn 33”(:15) ››› “RoboCop” (1987) (S) (CC) ›› “RoboCop 2” (1990) Peter Weller. › “RoboCop 3” (1993) (S) (:45) ›› “Major League” (1989) (S) Major 2

T (5:05) “Splash” (S) ›› “Big Top Pee-wee” (S) ›› “Conviction” (2010) Hilary Swank. “Beautician-Bst.” (:10) ›› “Johnny English”(:40) “Star Trek V: The Final Frontier”“The Replacement Killers”“My Cousin Vinny”

W Those ›› “Nanny McPhee Returns” (2010) (:20) “The Pool Boys” (2009) (9:50) ›› “Pure Luck” (S) ››› “Men in Black” (S) (:15) ›› “Life as We Know It” (2010) (:15) ›› “Trading Places” (1983) (S) “Once Upon”

TH HotRock ›› “Anastasia” (1997) (S) (:05) › “Your Highness” (2011) (S) › “The Trouble With Spies”(:20) › “Spill” (1996) (S) “Career Opp.”(:15) ›› “The Change-Up” (2011) (S) (:15) ›› “Stuck on You” (2003) (S)

F Matinee(:35) ›››› “Tom Jones” (1963) (S) (:40) ›› “Knight and Day” (2010) (S) ››› “Quiz Show” (1994) (S) (CC) Hunts ›› “2 Days in the Valley”(:45) ›› “Charlie St. Cloud” (2010) ›› “Cocktail” (1988) (S) (SHOW)

M It’s Pat“Distinguished Gentleman”(:15) › “Furry Vengeance”(:45) ›› “Joe the King” (1999) (S) ››› “Source Code”(:05) ››› “The Ghost Writer” (2010) (:15) “Womb” (2010) Eva Green. (S) (:15) “Barbershop”

T Dead“Rising Stars” (2010) (S) › “Play the Game” (2008) (S) (CC) “School of Life” (2005) David Paymer. › “Sexting” (2011) (:35) ››› “Panic” (2000) (:15) ››› “Dragonslayer” ›› “It’s About You” (2011) W Ahead “Myth of the American”(:15) “The Distinguished Gentleman”(:15) ›› “Bran Nue Dae”(:45) “Daydream Nation” (2010) (S) (:25) ›› “Ceremony” (S) (2:55) › “Furry Vengeance”“Hoodwinked Too”

TH Tapes(:25) “Waiting for Forever” ›› “The Golden Bowl” (2000, Drama) (:15) ›› “Gross Anatomy” (1989) (S) (:15) “Lebanon, Pa.” (2010) (S) (CC) “The Lie” (2011) (:25) › “29 Palms” (2002) “Barbershop” (S)

M “Vidal Sassoon: The Movie”(:35) ›››› “Cinema Paradiso” (CC) (:40) › “T.N.T.” (1998) (S) (:10) “How to Rob a Bank”(:35) ›› “True Crime”(:15) “Day of Wrath” (2006) (S) (CC) › “Thirst” (2008) (S) (CC) Psych:9

T (5:30) “Whiskers”(:05) ››› “Camp” (2003) (S) (CC) ›› “Letters to Juliet” (2010) (S) (CC) (10:50) “The Lightkeepers” ››› “King of California”(:05) “Thanks” (2011) (S) (:35) › “Route 666” (2001) (:15) “Believers”

W “Ernest Scared”(:05) ››› “A Woman Under the Influence”“The Least Among You” (S) (:15) › “Playing God” (1997) (S) (CC) “Shoot the Hero”(:15) ››› “Cairo Time” (S) (:45) ›› “Kill Me Later” (S) “Back-up Plan”

F Mayor (:35) “Walking and Talking”(:05) ›› “Celebrity” (1998) (CC) The Love We Make (:35) ›› “Letters to Juliet” (2010) (S) ›› “Remember Me” (2010) (S) (CC) ›› “Casino Jack” (2010) (S) (CC) My 5 (TMC)

TH Mayor “Inspectors 2: Shred”(:10) “American Flyer” (2011) (:40)

COVER STORY

‘Hemingway & Gellhorn’

By Jacqueline Cutler © Zap2it

The opening shot focuses on an old woman’s strong, lined face. It is the unadorned visage of Martha Gellhorn, a trailblazing correspondent who covered the front lines when women didn’t. Nicole Kidman portrays her, and Clive Owen is Ernest Hemingway in HBO’s “Hemingway & Gellhorn,” airing Monday, May 28.

With the sun pouring through the windows behind her, only Kidman’s bright blue eyes bear any resemblance to that old woman. Kidman kicks off her Jimmy Choos as she sips cocoa, describing Gellhorn as “this brave, intrepid, passionate woman.”

The movie took executive producer James Gandolfini six years to bring to the screen, and director Philip Kaufman, in his first movie for television, explores how the writers met, fell in love, covered the world’s main events and fought until they had to split.

Robert Duvall shows up briefly as a fascist flunky who comes within seconds of a deadly duel with Hemingway. Tony Shalhoub and David Strathairn, as writers Mikhail Kolstov and John Dos Passos, turn in excellent performances.

The movie does a terrific job of illustrating history — to which Hemingway and Gellhorn had a front seat — against their incendiary relationship.

Like most people, Kidman says, “I had heard of Hemingway. Of course I read ‘For Whom the Bell Tolls.’ I had no idea who she was. I so wanted to do her justice.”

As Kidman learned about Gellhorn, “I was blown away. I just thought she was remarkable.”

Gellhorn was. Despite being a magnificent war correspondent into her 80s, she is remembered mostly as Hemingway’s third wife. She was a reluctant wife.

When Hemingway and his second wife divorced so he and Gellhorn could marry, Gellhorn says, “I have a horror of a marriage. I would rather sin respectably.”

Hemingway responds, “I would rather make an honest woman of you.”

Though the film begins with Gellhorn in her elder years — for which Kidman spent four hours in makeup — it mostly features her as young, sexy and incredibly vibrant. That’s how she sashayed across Sloppy Joe’s, a Key West bar, in 1936, aware that every man there, including Hemingway, was watching her, desiring her.

Wearing a black suit and white shirt and looking dapper, Owen has since shed the weight he gained to play Hemingway. “It was quite nice eating and drinking whatever you want,” he says. “I can have some big nights out on the drink, and this is for work!”

When Kaufman sent him the script, Owen cleared his schedule of everything else.

“I traveled to Havana. When he died, his wife donated the house to the Cuban government,” Owen says.

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He saw Hemingway’s clothes, boots, books and jazz records. Owen spoke to people who knew about Hemingway and Gellhorn, he read his works, and he listened to an iPod loaded with every recording of Hemingway’s voice.

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WEB LINKS

After last season’s big wedding, Season 8 of “Gene Simmons Family Jewels,” launching Monday on A&E Network, has a lot to live up to. www.aetv.com/genesimmons-family-jewels/

The home page for the Indianapolis 500, which airs Sunday on ABC, offers a kids club, history, a blog and more. To get up to date, click on www.indianapolismotorspeedway.com/indy500/

Giada De Laurentiis seeking another ‘Food Network Star’

Finding the next “Food Network Star” is a new game for Giada De Laurentiis.

The chef who hosts “Giada at Home” and “Everyday Italian” now has more of a contest to choose an aspiring cooking personality for his or her own show, as the Food Network competition continues its eighth season Sundays. As are fellow returnee Bobby Flay and new cast addition Alton Brown, she’s coaching a group in culinary challenges that will winnow the contenders down to one.

“It has really upped the stakes for us and made us emotionally invested in these people,” De Laurentiis says of the new format. “Whoever wins, that mentor will produce that winner’s show, so we have a lot involved in this.”

And that’s fine with De Laurentiis. “Actually, I had asked Food Network at the end of last season to change the game a bit,” she reports. “I really felt like I was a talking head, in the sense that I was hosting with Bobby, but I didn’t feel a big connection to each finalist. I wasn’t spending enough time with them, and I wasn’t able to mentor them enough.

“I didn’t feel I could help them to get where they wanted to be, so the producers said, ‘We’ll speak about it and get back to you.’ And when they did, I was so excited. Now I can really do my job as a mentor, and I’m not on the side of judging; I’m on the side of helping. That’s the kind of show I’d wanted to do from the beginning.”

All of this season’s “Food Network Star” episodes have been recorded except for the July 22 finale. “The viewers will actually pick the winner,” explains De Laurentiis, who adds the tapings have been “fun, emotional, many different feelings all wrapped up.”

With her latest recipe book “Weeknights With Giada” a best-seller, De Laurentiis is readying to tape another season of “Giada at Home” before going to London for this summer’s Olympics. She notes there’s a formula to her busy life. “I always say that I take it one day at a time, and I like to keep my things all in one place. That’s why you don’t often see me do a lot of stuff outside of Food Network. That makes it a lot easier.”

SOLUTION client fill

BY JAY BOBBIN

•What are you currently reading?

“I’m trying to read ... I don’t know if I should say it, but there’s this big phenomenon (‘Fifty Shades of Grey’), and I’ve only gotten through, like, the first 10 pages. When I get a break, maybe I can read it this summer. I feel like if I don’t read it, I’m not in pop culture.”

•What did you have for dinner last night?

“I had my ginger chicken soup, and I also had a shrimp quesadilla.”

•What is your next project?

“To finish up my book tour, then to go back in and do more ‘Giada at Home.’ ”

•When was the last vacation you took – where and why?

“Last September, I took an extension of three days while I was shooting ‘Giada in Paradise’ in Bora Bora.”

IN FOCUS

“My Music: The Experience,” www.youtube.com/user/ MyMusicShow

Created by filmmakers Benny and Rafi Fine, this scripted mockumentary premiered in April and focuses on the day-to-day travails of a transmedia music production company, headed by CEO Indie (Adam Busch of TBS’ new comedy “Men at Work), along with its eccentric staff and stable of artists. Four shows air each week: the Web series on Sundays, a live variety show on Mondays, a music news show on Wednesdays and “The Mosh” on Fridays. Guest stars include Felicia Day (“The Guild”).

“Workaholics: The Other Cubicle,” www.cc.com/theothercubicle

On May 20, Comedy Central released the Web original series “Workaholics: The Other Cubicle,” from the creative team behind the TV series “Workaholics.” It follows some of the other TelAmeriCorp telemarketers: Montez Walker (Erik Griffin), Jet Set (Jet Set Hudson) and Waymond Womano (Waymond Lee).

The first Web-exclusive episode, directed by Kevin Etten, begins with a dispute over a Cinco de Mayo lunch and ends in a hotsauce fight between Montez and Jet Set.

“NBC Politics App,” on.msnbc.com/NBCPoliticsApp

As election season heats up, political news junkies have one more way to keep abreast of the latest developments with this iPad and iPhone app that brings together videos and reports, along with interactive tools, graphics and games, featuring such NBC correspondents as David Gregory, Chuck Todd and Andrea Mitchell. Along with show clips, the app also has a “Battleground Map,” tracking state elections and how they affect electoral votes.

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(NICK) Victorious (CC) “Rags” (2012) Max Schneider. (CC)

(SPIKE) Band of BrothersPolice VideosStingsStingsPolice VideosPolice VideosWildest Police VideosWays Police VideosUnsolved MysteryPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Indiana Jones” ››› “Casino Royale” (2006, Action) Daniel Craig. (CC) ›› “Quantum of Solace” (2008) Daniel Craig. › “Mutant Chronicles” (2008) Thomas Jane. PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) SoldiersPottersBehindLivingFranklinDupl’tisFlag of My Father MedalOsteenMannaHoly CrefloThe Conscientious ObjectorTribute to America The Four Wom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Conan (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ›› “17 Again” (2009, Comedy) Zac Efron, Leslie Mann, Thomas Lennon. MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:15) ››› “The Dirty Dozen”, War

›››› “The Bridge on the River Kwai” (1957, War) William Holden, Alec Guinness, Sessue Hayakawa. (CC)

›››› “The Great Escape” (1963) Steve McQueen. Allied POWs stage a daring escape from a Nazi prison camp.

››› “Kelly’s Heroes” (1970, War) Clint Eastwood, Telly Savalas, Don Rickles. (CC) (DVS) ›› “An Annapolis Story” (1955) John Derek. Premiere. ›› “So Big” (1932, Drama) (TLC) CakeCakeCake Boss (CC) CakeCakeExtreme Extreme Cake Boss (CC) CakeCakeExtreme Extreme CakeCakePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPeoplePeople (TNT) Law & Order (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Closer (CC) The Closer (CC) Rizzoli & IslesRizzoli & IslesFalling SkiesLaw & Order (S) Cold Case (CC) Smallville “Idol” Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) AdvenAdvenRegularAnnoyKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSquidAqua Amer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenOff the Aqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) No ReservationNo ReservationNo ReservationHotel ImpossibleHotel ImpossibleNo ReservationHotel ImpossibleHotel ImpossibleNo ReservationPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...Not Safe For WorkNot Safe For WorkNot Safe For WorkMen-Men-Not Safe For WorkNot Safe For WorkNot Safe For WorkMen-Men-The InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens The King of Queens (S) (CC) King of Queens Roseanne (S) The Nanny 3’s Company 3’s Company Roseanne (S) Home Improve. The Jeffersons Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS: Los Angeles “Past Lives” (CC) NCIS “Pyramid” (S) (CC) (DVS)

WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (S Live) (CC)

(:05) ›› “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” (2007, Action) Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight. (CC) (:37) ›› “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” (2007, Action) Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight. (CC)

Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsDeathDeathSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkMad Ab’tPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Game of Thrones “Blackwater” (S)

“Hemingway & Gellhorn” (2012, Docudrama) Clive Owen. Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Ricky Gervais (:10) 2012 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony Inductees include Beastie Boys. (CC)

24/7(:10) ››› “Win Win” (2011, ComedyDrama) Paul Giamatti. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“House of the Rising Sun” (2011) Dave Bautista. ‘R’ (CC) “CuttinEdg” (MAX) (5:35) › “Major League II” (1994) Charlie Sheen. (S) ‘PG’ (:20) ›› “Major League: Back to the Minors” (1998)

›› “The A-Team” (2010) Liam Neeson. Former Special Forces soldiers form a rogue unit. (S) ‘NR’ (:20) Lingerie (S)

(11:50) Lingerie (:20) ››› “Cedar Rapids” (2011) Ed Helms. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (1:50) ››› “A Fistful of Dollars” (1964) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Deadly Voyage” (1996) Omar Epps. ‘R’ (CC) (:05) ››› “Splash” (1984) (S) (SHOW) (5:15) ›› “Barbershop” (2002) Weeds (CC) Episodes

››› “Source Code” (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal. (:35) “Fear Island” (2009) Haylie Duff. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

›› “Drive Angry” (2011, Action) Nicolas Cage, Amber Heard. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Born Killers” (2005) Jake Muxworthy. ‘R’ (:35) “Haunting Desires” (2003) Beverly Lynne. ‘NR’

(:05) ›› “Chatroom” (2010) Aaron Johnson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “The Black Hole” (1979) Maximilian Schell. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) “Whiskers” ‘G’

(:05) “Few Options” (2011) Kenny Johnson. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:35) “Womb” (2010, Science Fiction) Eva Green, Matt Smith. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Bordertown” (2007, Mystery) Jennifer Lopez, Antonio Banderas. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Dead Again” (1991) Kenneth Branagh. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:35) “Psych:9” (2010, Suspense) Sara Foster. ‘R’ “The Violent Kind” (2010) Cory Knauf. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

TUESDAY EVENING MAY 29, 2012

››› “Space Cowboys” (2000) Clint Eastwood. NASA reunites four aging flyboys for an urgent mission. (CC) ››› “Die Hard With a Vengeance” (1995) Bruce Willis. A New York cop must stop a mad bomber’s game of revenge.

“Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back” (2001) Ben Affleck, Jeff Anderson. (CC)

››› “The Darjeeling Limited” (2007) Owen Wilson, Adrien Brody. (CC)

Program (AP) Wild Russia (CC) Wild Russia (CC) BearsBearsBearsBearsWild Russia (CC) BearsBearsBearsBearsWild Russia (CC) Wild Russia (CC) BearsBearsBearsBearsOranguEden

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(DISN) ANT JessieAustin“Radio Rebel” (2012) (S) ANT JessiePhineasShake ItWizardsWizardsGood Good ANT ANT DeckDeckPhineasPhineasPhineasPhineasLittleChug (E!) E! News (N) Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialKardasKardasChelseaE! News ChelseaKardasKardasChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidKitchenPaidPaid

(ESPN) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (CC) Baseball TonightSportsCenter (N)

SportsCenter Special (N) (CC)

Live (N) (CC) Super Bowl Super Bowl NFL Live (CC)

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Conan Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC)

› “Delta Farce” (2007, Comedy) Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall. (CC)

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:45) ›› “Breakfast for Two”

››› “Carmen Jones” (1954) Dorothy Dandridge, Harry Belafonte.

›› “Bright Road” (1953) Dorothy Dandridge. (CC)

›› “The Harlem Globetrotters” (1951) Thomas Gomez.

›› “The Decks Ran Red” (1958) James Mason. ›› “Tarzan’s Peril” (1951) Lex Barker, Virginia Huston.

›› “Irene” (1940, Musical Comedy) Anna Neagle, Ray Milland. (CC)

“The Barretts of Wimpole Street” (TLC) What Not to WearWhat Not to WearWhat Not to WearBig StyleBig StyleWhat Not to WearWhat Not to WearBig StyleBig StyleWhat Not to WearPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidGown Crazy (CC) (TNT) Bones (S) (CC)

NBA Pregame (N) NBA Basketball Conference Final: Teams TBA. Inside the NBA (N) Falling Skies (CC)

PreviewNBA Basketball Conference Final: Teams TBA. PreviewAngel “Reunion” (TOON) AdvenGumballLevel UpAdvenKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSquidAqua Amer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenOff the Aqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) Bizarre FoodsMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumGem Hunt (N) Off Limits (CC) Mysteries-MuseumGem Hunt (CC) Off Limits (CC) Mysteries-MuseumPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnWorkedWorkedPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnWorkedWorkedThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Roseanne (S) The Nanny The Nanny 3’s Company 3’s Company Roseanne (S) Home Improve. Home Improve. Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) Necessary Roughness (CC) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) (:05) ›› “The Ladykillers” (2004, Comedy) Tom Hanks, Irma P. Hall. (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Faith” Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsDeathDeathSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkMad Ab’tPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) Fight Game ››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” (2011) Daniel Radcliffe. Prometheus 24/7Veep (S) (CC) Game of Thrones “Blackwater” (S) Ricky Gervais (:45) ›› “Larry Crowne” (2011) Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Cathouse (1:55) › “Sniper 2” (2002) Tom Berenger. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

The Battle for Marjah U.S. Marines battle the Taliban. (S) ››› “Kung Fu Panda 2” (2011) (MAX) (5:00) ››› “My Cousin Vinny” ‘R’

››› “Beginners” (2010) Ewan McGregor. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Snow White ››› “Unstoppable” (2010) Denzel Washington. ‘PG-13’ Femme Fatales (:15) “Lady Chatterley’s Daughter” (2011) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:40) ›› “Volunteers” (1985, Comedy) Tom Hanks, John Candy. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “The Return of the Musketeers” (1989) (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

(:15) ››› “Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines” (1965) (S) ‘G’ (SHOW) Bobcat Goldthwait ››› “The King’s Speech” (2010) Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Air Force One” (1997, Suspense) Harrison Ford. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) ››› “The English Patient” (1996) Ralph Fiennes. Count’s fling with a British newlywed leads to tragedy. ‘R’

››› “The Cry of the Owl” (2009) Paddy Considine. ‘R’ (:40) “Forged” (2010, Drama) Manny Perez. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

›› “Godzilla” (1998, Science Fiction) Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “SuicideGirls Must Die!” (2010) Amina Suicide. (S) ‘R’

“Big Money Rustlas” (2010) Violent J. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Tricks” (1997, Drama) Mimi Rogers. ‘R’ (CC) (:40) “Even the Rain” (2010) Luis Tosar. (Subtitled-English) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Ernest Scared”

(:45) ›› “It’s About You” (2011) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:15) “Ahead of Time” (2009) ‘NR’ (TMC) (5:15) ›› “Believers” (2007) ‘R’

(AMC) CSI: Miami “Power Trip” (S) (CC)

››› “Cinderella Man” (2005) Russell Crowe. Down-and-out boxer Jim Braddock makes a dramatic comeback. (CC)

››› “A League of Their Own” (1992) Tom Hanks. A women’s professional baseball league debuts in 1943. (CC)

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Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

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George Lopez: America’s Mexican (:10) ›› “3000 Miles to Graceland” (2001, Action) Kurt Russell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Prometheus “DiaryWimpy” (MAX) (5:15) “Once Upon a Time in Mexico”

›› “Underworld” (2003, Horror) Kate Beckinsale, Michael Sheen. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “The Pool Boys” (2009) Matthew Lillard. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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›› “The Man in the Moon” (1991) Sam Waterston. (CC) (:45) ››› “The Hot Rock” (1972) Robert Redford. ‘GP’ (SHOW) ›› “Powder” (1995, Drama) Mary Steenburgen. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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›› “The Mechanic” (2011) Jason Statham. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) LAFFMOBB Presents (S) (CC) “Ghosts of Goldfield” (2007) Kellan Lutz. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Original Kings of Comedy” (2000) Cedric the Entertainer. ‘R’ (CC)

› “Ringmaster” (1998) Jerry Springer, Molly Hagan. (S) ‘R’

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“Merantau” (2009, Action) Christine Hakim. (Subtitled-English) (S) ‘R’ “Mayor Cupcake” (2011) (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

››› “Personal Velocity” (2002, Drama) (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Last Night” (2010, Drama) Keira Knightley. ‘R’ (:05) “Tapestries of Hope” (2009) (S) (TMC) (5:15) › “The Backup Plan” (S) “Something Like a Business” (2010) Kevin Hart. ‘R’

THURSDAY EVENING MAY 31, 2012

Sam

gets caught up in another fugitive case. (CC)

››› “The Fugitive” (1993) Harrison Ford. An innocent man must evade the law as he pursues a killer. (CC)

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››› “Badlands” (1973, Crime Drama) Martin Sheen, Sissy Spacek.

›››› “Bonnie and Clyde” (1967) Warren Beatty, Faye Dunaway. (CC)

›››› “Dog Day Afternoon” (1975, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, John Cazale. (:15) ›› “The Night Holds Terror” (1955) Jack Kelly. (:45) ›› “Inside the Mafia” (1959) Cameron Mitchell. Some of the Best ››› “Cactus Flower” (1969) (TLC) Undercover BossUndercover BossOn the On the TattooTattooOn the On the TattooTattooUndercover BossUndercover BossPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidNopaleaPeoplePeople (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) NBA Pregame (N) NBA Basketball Conference Final: Teams TBA. Inside the NBA (N) Falling SkiesFalling SkiesPreviewNBA Basketball Conference Final: Teams TBA. PreviewAngel (S) (CC) (TOON) AdvenAdvenAnnoyRegularKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyEagleDelocateAqua Amer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyEagleOff the Aqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) Bizarre FoodsFoodFoodBggg Bggg Mysteries-MuseumBizarre FoodsBggg Bggg Mysteries-MuseumBizarre FoodsFoodFoodPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid Paid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Not Safe For WorkHurtsHurtsWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Not Safe For WorkHurtsHurtsThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens The King of Queens (S) (CC) Roseanne (S) The Nanny The Nanny 3’s Company

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(4:00) ›› “U.S. Marshals” (1998)

››› “Executive Decision” (1996, Action) Kurt Russell. A team of special agents must reclaim a hijacked airliner. (CC)

›› “Mission: Impossible” (1996) Tom Cruise. Treachery in Prague puts an agent on the run.

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››› “God’s Little Acre” (1958, Drama) Robert Ryan, Tina Louise. (CC) (:15) ›› “Tobacco Road” (1941, Drama) Charley Grapewin. Premiere. ›› “Claudelle Inglish” (1961) Diane McBain, Arthur Kennedy. Premiere. ›› “You Better Watch Out” (1980) Brian Maggart. (:45) › “New Year’s Evil” (1980) Roz Kelly, Kip Niven. (:15) › “Goofballs and Tea” (1958) › “Killer Shark” (1950, Adventure) (TLC) Four Weddings (S) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesFour Weddings (S) PaidKitchenPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

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›› “Sanctum” (2011, Action) Richard Roxburgh, Ioan Gruffudd. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(1:55) ››› “The Usual Suspects” (1995) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) Jim Jefferies: I Swear to God (S) Conviction McEnroe/Borg: Fire & Ice (CC) (MAX) (:15) ›› “Taking Lives” (2004, Suspense) Angelina Jolie. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Hanna” (2011, Action) Saoirse Ronan. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Femme Fatales “Emmanuelle Through Time: Forbidden Pleasures”

››› “Boogie Nights” (1997) Mark Wahlberg. A porn star’s ego leads to his downfall. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Meek’s Cutoff” (2010) Michelle Williams. ‘PG’ (:15) “The Original Latin Kings of Comedy” (2002) ‘R’ (:45) ››› “Kaboom” (2010) Thomas Dekker. ‘NR’

Femme Fatales (:10) ››› “The Kids Are All Right” (2010) Julianne Moore. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ››› “Humpday” (2009, Comedy) Mark Duplass. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(2:55) “A Lonely Place to Die” (2011) Melissa George. (:35) ›› “Letters to Juliet” (2010) Amanda Seyfried. ‘PG’

› “Marmaduke” (2010) (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:20) › “My 5 Wives” (2000) ‘R’ ›› “The Beaver” (2011) Mel Gibson. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(TMC) (5:30) “Cherry Crush” (2007) ‘R’ ›› “Beastly” (2011) Alex Pettyfer. ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “Flypaper” (2011) Patrick Dempsey. ‘NR’ (CC) “Big Money Rustlas” (2010, Comedy) Violent J. ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Cecil B. Demented” (2000) (S) ‘R’ (:10) ››› “Shuttle” (2008, Suspense) Tony Curran, Peyton List. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Turning Green” (2005) Timothy Hutton. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “My Last Five Girlfriends” (2009) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

Simmons Family Jewels Gene and Shannon feel pressured. (CC) Gene Simmons Family Jewels

To Be AnnouncedTo Be Announced

(AMC) The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman ›› “Cahill, United States Marshal” (1973, Western) John Wayne, George Kennedy. (CC) ››› “Chisum” (1970) John Wayne. A rancher battles an evil land baron in 1870s New Mexico.

››› “The Cowboys” (1972) John Wayne, Roscoe Lee Browne. Rancher takes schoolboys on cattle drive. (CC)

››› “Rio Bravo” (1959, Western) John Wayne, Dean Martin. (CC) (AP) Blue Planet: SeasHillbilly Handfishin’Dogs 101 (CC) Dogs 101 (CC) Super SnakeRattlesnakeRattlesnakeRattlesnakeRattlesnakeRattlesnakeRattlesnakeRattlesnake (BRAVO) Celeb. ApprenticeBethenny Ever Don’t BeDon’t BeHousewives/OCHousewives/OCHousewives/OCHousewives/OCPregnant in HeelsPregnant in HeelsHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYC (CNBC)

PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) Newsr’mNewsr’mCNN Newsroom (N) BottomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomNewsr’mGuptaCNN NewsroomSituation Room (COM) PaidPaid › “Superstar” (1999) Molly Shannon. ››› “Clueless” (1995) (CC) SunnySunnySunnySunnyWork.(:29) ›› “Year One” (2009) (CC) “The Goods: Live Hard. Sell Hard.”Wedding (DISC) PaidPaidPaidPaidMythBusters (CC) American ChopperDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest Catch (DISN) MickeyDoc MickeyPiratesPhineasPhineasPhineasFish JessieANT WizardsWizardsGood Good Shake ItShake ItGood Good Good Good Good JessieAustinShake It (E!) E! SpecialE! SpecialFashionSoupE! News (N) E! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! SpecialE! Special (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)

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MLB Baseball From Chase Field in Phoenix. (CC)

(EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily MassLucyAngelsDonutThe FriarCristerosRosaryCathedrals Across America (N) (Live) National March for Life: OttawaServantCatholic.Sunday NightLifeFathers

(FAM) Boy...Boy...“Another Cinderella Story” (2008) ›› “A Cinderella Story” (2004) ›› “Bewitched” (2005) Will Ferrell ›› “Practical Magic” (1998) Sandra Bullock. ›› “A Walk to Remember” (2002) Shane West.

(FSN) HunterFishingMotorFisherOutPaidWoodsOutDW-TVFishingDue RoadsHigh School Baseball WIAC Championship, Teams TBA. High School Softball 50 Greatest Twins (FX) › “Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo”MotherMotherMotherMotherMotherTwo Two Two Two ››› “The Simpsons Movie” (2007, Comedy) › “Jumper” (2008) Jamie Bell ›› “Hancock” (GOLF) (5:00) Morning Drive (N) European PGA Tour Golf ISPS Handa Wales Open, Third Round. From Newport, Wales. (N) (Live) Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Memorial Tournament, Third Round. (N) (Live) Feherty Top 10LPGA Tour Golf ShopRite LPGA Classic, Second Round. (N) (Live) Golf Central PGA Golf (HGTV) Holmes InspectionRehabRehabPropertyPropertyYardYardYardCrashersCrashersBathElbowContracYou Live in What?Home StrangeExtreme HomesGoingCurb...Dina’s Party (N) (HIST) Heavy Metal (CC) Time Machine (CC) To Be Announced Time MachineHatfields & (LIFE) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDrop Dead DivaDrop Dead DivaDrop Dead DivaDrop Dead DivaDrop Dead Diva“Playdate” (2012) Marguerite Moreau. “Shadow of Fear” (NBCSN) OutSeasonBig Bass ParkerFishingB. DanceAnglingBassFishingSaltwaIntoBig FishB. DanceUltimateCollege Rugby USA Sevens Championship. (N) RacerMotorcycle RacingMotorsports Hour (NICK) PenguinPenguinParentsParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.KorraKung FuPowerSponge.Kung FuKung FuKung FuKung FuBig TimeBig TimeiCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) VictoVicto (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidXtremeHorse.Trucks!MusclePolice VideosWildest Police VideosPolice Videos(:27) ››› “First Blood” (1982) (S) (:44) ›› “Rambo: First Blood Part II” (1985) (S) (SYFY)

PaidPaidPaidPaid ››› “Star Runners” (2009) (CC) › “Battle of Los Angeles” (2011) (CC) ››› “Serenity” (2005) Nathan Fillion. (CC) ›› “Outlander” (2008) James Caviezel. (CC) ›››› “Aliens” (TBN) FaithvilleMaraleeBJ’sCharityKids ClbDooleyWonderBugtimeAuto B.HopkinsGod RocGoliathIshineThe HermieCaterpillrTailsHeroes & LegendsNewsPraise the Lord (CC) (TBS) Name Is Earl Name Is Earl Name Is Earl Name Is Earl According-Jim Yes, Dear (S) Yes, Dear (S) (:25) ››› “Ghost” (1990) Patrick Swayze. A murder victim returns to save his beloved fiancee. (:10) ›› “The Holiday” (2006) Cameron Diaz. Two women from different countries swap homes at Christmas. (CC) King of Queens King of Queens Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) (TCM) “Killer Shark” › “Catalina Caper” (1967) Tommy Kirk, Del Moore. (:15) ››› “The Hitch-Hiker” (1953) Frank Lovejoy (:45) ›› “Boston Blackie’s Chinese Venture” (1949) Perils of Pauline(:15) ››› “Pretty Poison” (1968) Anthony Perkins, Tuesday Weld. (CC) ››› “The Wild One” (1954) Marlon Brando. ›› “The Lone Ranger” (1955) Clayton Moore. ››› “Hour of the Gun” (1967) (TLC)

PaidPaidPaidPaidProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty LadderProperty LadderTo Be Announced (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Rizzoli & IslesThe Closer (CC) ››› “Double Jeopardy” (1999) (CC) ›› “Kiss the Girls” (1997) Morgan Freeman. ›› “Starsky & Hutch” (2004) (CC) Fun (TOON) JohnnyRedakaiBeyPokeBen 10Thundr.LanternJusticeJohnnyJohnnyJohnnyLevel UpLevel UpLevel UpLevel UpRegularRegularRegularLevel UpLevel UpLevel UpNinjaGoNinjaGoNinjaGo (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumFood Food Bizarre FoodsNo ReservationMan v. Food (CC) FoodFoodFoodFoodTo Be Announced Giada in ParadiseHotel Impossible (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidHogan: MCWHogan: MCWPawnPawnMost DaringMost DaringMost DaringMost ShockingMost ShockingMost Shocking (TVLAND) Three’s Company (CC) 3’s Company 3’s Company The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Happily Divorced Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home Good Times Good Times The Jeffersons The Jeffersons

››› “Coming to America” (1988) Eddie Murphy. An African prince and his royal sidekick come to Queens. (USA) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program ›› “Underworld: Rise of the Lycans” (2009) Michael Sheen, Bill Nighy. (CC)

››› “The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian” (2008, Fantasy) Georgie Henley, Skandar Keynes. (CC)

›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” (2007, Action) Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom. Jack Sparrow’s friends join forces to save him. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (WGN-A) PaidPaidPaidPaidWalker, RangerWalker, RangerLaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CIMLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Chicago White Sox. (N)

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) ››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011, Action) James McAvoy. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) True Blood REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) 24/7

››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” (2011) Daniel Radcliffe.

(:15) “Hemingway & Gellhorn” (2012, Docudrama) Clive Owen, Nicole Kidman, David Strathairn. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011, Action) James McAvoy. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Snow White “Liar Liar” (S) (MAX) “Mrmaduke” ›› “Star Trek Generations” (1994) Patrick Stewart. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

›› “The Ice Harvest” (2005) John Cusack. ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Dilemma” (2011, Comedy) Vince Vaughn. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(11:50) ››› “Rising Sun” (1993, Mystery) Sean Connery. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Breakdown” (1997) Kurt Russell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) ››› “Big Stan” (2007, Action) Rob Schneider. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›››› “Titanic” (SHOW) “Letters”(:25) › “Happily N’Ever After” (2007) (S) ‘PG’ (7:55) ›› “The Twilight of the Golds” (1997) ‘PG-13’

››› “Cairo Time” (2009) Patricia Clarkson. ‘PG’ (CC)

›› “A Summer in Genoa” (2008) Colin Firth. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “A Single Man” (2009, Drama) Colin Firth. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Hotel Rwanda” (2004, Drama) Don Cheadle. (S) ‘PG-13’ (:35) ››› “As Good as It Gets” (1997) Jack Nicholson. (TMC) “The River Why” (2010) Amber Heard. (S)

‘PG-13’ (CC)

“My Dinner With Andre” (1981) Wallace Shawn. ‘PG’ (CC)

“Saint Misbehavin’: The Wavy Gravy Movie” (2009)

“Harley’s Hill” (2011) Christopher Atkins. ‘NR’ (CC)

Distinguished Gentleman” (1992) Eddie Murphy. ‘R’ (CC)

7 Adventures of Sinbad”

Patrick Muldoon. ‘PG-13’

(AMC) (4:00) ››› “Rio Bravo” (1959) (CC)

›› “Sahara” (2005) Matthew McConaughey, Steve Zahn. Adventurers search for a Confederate ship in Africa. (CC)

›› “Conan the Barbarian” (1982) Arnold Schwarzenegger. A warrior fights snake worshippers to free a princess.

››› “Rio Bravo” (1959) John Wayne, Dean Martin. Sheriff and deputies try to hold rancher’s brother in jail. (CC) The Pitch “JDRF: Muse & Bozell” Mad Men Trouble with a commercial. (AP) It’s Me or the DogTanked: UnfilteredTanked (N) (S) Tanked (S) Tanked (S) Tanked (S) Tanked: UnfilteredIt’s Me or the DogTapeTapeTapeTapeFreakFreakExtremeExtreme (BRAVO) Housewives/OCHousewives/OC ››› “The Perfect Storm” (2000) Premiere. ››› “The Perfect Storm” (2000, Suspense) Law Order: CILaw Order: CIPaidPaidPaidPaidMillion Dollar List. (CNBC) Money American GreedDebtSuze Orman ShowPrincessPrincessAmerican GreedSuze Orman ShowPrincessPrincessPaidPaidHeads-Up PokerSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid

(CNN) CNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN Presents24/7 PacquiaoCNN NewsroomCNN Presents24/7 PacquiaoCNN NewsroomPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) (5:29) ››› “Wedding Crashers” › “Grandma’s Boy” (2006) Premiere. (:01) ››› “Private Parts” (1997) Howard Stern. (:34) ›› “Super Troopers” (2001) South PkWork.Comedy CentralPaidPaidPaid

(DISC) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDavid

(DISN) Shake ItShake ItJessieGood AustinShake ItTBATBATBATBATBATBATBATBATBA ›› “Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook-Off”PhineasPhineasPhineasLittleLittle

(E!) E! SpecialMovie E! SpecialSoupChelseaFashionE! Special E! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) College Softball UpdateCollege Softball SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) College Baseball NCAA Tournament, Regional: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter SportsNation Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC)

(CC) College Basketball State Farm Slam Dunk & 3-Point Championship. (CC)

NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: 5hour Energy 200. (N Same-day Tape) 30 for 30 (CC)

(EWTN) Angelica LivePaul VI (Part 1 of 2) RosaryLiving RightThe Journey HomeCathedrals Across America Living the LiturgyHandingCatholicEWTN LiveBeholdLifeAngelusTruths

(FAM) ›››› “Beauty and the Beast” ›››› “Beauty and the Beast” ›› “The Notebook” (2004, Romance) Ryan Gosling. PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidScudderMass

(FSN) MidwestN SunUFC Ultimate Knockouts 9 Golden Boy Live (N) (Live) World Poker TourHigh School Baseball WIAC Championship, Teams TBA. High School Softball 50 Greatest Twins (FX) (5:00) “Hancock” ›› “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” (2009) WilfredWilfredLouieLouieTwo Two WilfredWilfredLouieLouieTwo Two PaidPaidPaidPaid

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(SPIKE) ›› “Walking Tall” (2004) The Rock. ›› “Green Zone” (2010, Action) Matt Damon. ››› “A Few Good Men” (1992, Drama) Tom Cruise. (S) Am DigAm DigWays PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) (5:00) ›››› “Aliens” (1986) (CC) ›› “Alien vs. Predator” (2004) ›› “Alien Resurrection” (1997) (CC) ››› “Serenity” (2005) Nathan Fillion. (CC) “Heatstroke” (2008) D.B. Sweeney. PaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of PowerGraham ClassicNot a Travel“Expecting a Miracle” (2009) HistoryOak VirtualChristian25 MessianicStrangerLindseyGospelHoly Bible (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig Bang ›› “Failure to Launch” (2006) Matthew McConaughey. (CC)

›› “Just Like Heaven” (2005) Reese Witherspoon, Mark Ruffalo. (CC)

›› “The Perfect Man” (2005) Hilary Duff, Heather Locklear, Chris Noth. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ››› “Hour of the Gun” ››› “Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore” (1974) Ellen Burstyn. (CC)

(:15) ››› “Alice” (1990) Mia Farrow, Joe Mantegna, William Hurt. (CC) (:15) ››› “I Love You, Alice B. Toklas” (1968) Peter Sellers, Jo Van Fleet.

››› “Alice’s Restaurant” (1969) Arlo Guthrie, Pat Quinn.

››› “Whatever Happened to Aunt Alice?” (1969) Geraldine Page. (CC)

››› “Young Bess” (1953) (CC) (TLC) To Be AnnouncedUndercover BossUndercover BossOn the On the Undercover BossUndercover BossOn the On the To Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) “Fun With Dick & Jane” (CC) PregameNBA Basketball Conference Final: Teams TBA. Inside the NBA (N) Falling SkiesFalling SkiesPreviewNBA Basketball Conference Final: Teams TBA. PreviewLaw & Order (S) (TOON) “Level Up” (2011, Fantasy) MADKing/HillDelocateEagleFam GuyBoonBoonBleachTo Be AnnouncedFullmetalTBACowboyBleachTo Be AnnouncedFullmetalTBACowboyLooneyLooney (TRAV) HotelsHotelsGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) StorageStorageStorageStorageStorageStorageStorageStorageForensicForensicStorageStorageStorageStorageStorageStorageForensicForensicPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Raymond Raymond ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny The Nanny 3’s Company Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit ›› “It’s Complicated” (2009, Romance-Comedy) Meryl Streep, Steve Martin. (CC) Cheers (CC) WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) Cheers (CC) Cheers (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Monk Monk helps his father-in-law. (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsChrisChrisSunnySunnyDeathDeathMad Ab’t › “Space Chimps” (2008, Comedy) WorldScudder

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(HBO) (5:30) ›› “Liar Liar” (1997) (CC)

›› “Mr. Popper’s Penguins” (2011) Jim Carrey. 24/7(:15) Game of Thrones (S) (CC) (:15) ››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” (2011) Daniel Radcliffe. ‘PG-13’ (CC) 24/7“Endure” (2010) Devon Sawa. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “Set It Off” (1996, Action) Jada Pinkett, Queen Latifah. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Unstoppable ›› “Getting Even With Dad”

(MAX) (5:30) ›››› “Titanic” (1997) Leonardo DiCaprio. A woman falls for an artist aboard the ill-fated ship. (S) ‘PG-13’

››› “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (2011) ‘PG-13’ (:45) Femme Fatales (S) (CC) Zane’s Sex Chronicles Feature 7 (:45) ››› “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (2011) James Franco. (S) ‘PG-13’ ›› “Smilla’s Sense of Snow” (1997, Suspense) Julia Ormond. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) ››› “Bananas” (1971) Woody Allen. ‘PG-13’ (SHOW) (4:35) ››› “As Good as It Gets” Bill Bellamy: Crazy Sexy Dirty (N) (S) Boxing Antonio Tarver vs. Lateef Kayode. Tarver battles Kayode for the International Boxing Organization cruiserweight title. (N) (Live)

›› “The Hunted” (2003) Tommy Lee Jones. ‘R’ (CC) (:05) “King of the Avenue” (2010) Ving Rhames. ‘R’ (CC) ›› “It’s About You” (2011, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

››› “The

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› “Bratz” (2007) Nathalia Ramos. (TMC)

Italian Job” (2003) Mark Wahlberg. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

“Death Racers” (2008) Violent J. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) › “The Bleeding” (2009) Vinnie Jones. ‘R’ (CC)

› “Death Racers” (2008, Action) Violent J. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) › “The Bleeding” (2009) Vinnie Jones. ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Healer” (2002, Drama) Miranda Otto. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Only the Brave” (2005) Lane Nishikawa. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Mr. Holland”

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