The voice at the other end of the line is unmistakable: garrulous, formed by decades of cigarettes, whiskey, drugs and singing.
Half an hour later another unmistakable voice is on the line. This one is silkier, a bit of a posh accent, and the debauched living isn’t audible.
In separate conversations with Zap2it, Keith Richards, then Mick Jagger talk about their halfcentury — yes, 50 years — with the Rolling Stones, as featured in HBO’s “Crossfire Hurricane” Thursday, Nov. 15.
It would be impossible to capture what the quintessential rock band means in a single documentary, and this tries in just under two hours. The result is uneven. It has some excellent concert footage and reminders of how the world has evolved over the years.
Initially, the Rolling Stones were threatening; the Beatles were the darlings, and the Stones were the bad boys. The footage of hostile newscasters alone makes this fun, as stiff, disapproving middle-aged men of the 1960s pretty much castigated these young men.
And they were so very young when they shot to stardom. Jagger looks like such a baby in the early days, and he confirms that he was, indeed, carded in bars. This film is more like home movies — which are fun — than an objective or probing documentary. That makes sense considering Jagger and Richards are among the producers.
While rehearsing in Paris before setting off on tour, Richards and Jagger answer our questions.
Q: What do you want people to know about the Stones that they don’t?
Jagger: I think people know too much about this band al-
ready. That is the trouble. There is no mystery left. There is absolutely nothing left. It’s like showing your underwear. (In the film, Jagger shows his underwear and is briefly nude, with his back to the camera).
Q: How do you describe the film?
Jagger: It is irreverent enough. In the beginning I said to Brett (Morgen, the director), “It is not supposed to be reverent.” I think in the end, the film does turn out to be an irreverent look at the band.
Q: Is this the final tour?
Richards: Well that’s an original question! I don’t know. We don’t look upon these shows as a tour. It is a special celebration — 50 years. The next year is actually the birth of the Rolling Stones because that is when Charlie Watts joined us. This year is like the conception.
Q: Half a century is rather remarkable for anything. Does it feel so long when you are with the band?
Richards: I look around and see all the old faces, and then it all falls into place. This band is kind of strange. It has its own magnetic, chemical reactions, and once we are together and playing there is this satisfaction. Satisfaction! (He laughs at his unintended reference to one of the band’s signature songs.) You are doing what you are supposed to be doing any time I am playing with the Stones.
Q: Are there any albums you are embarrassed by?
Richards: “Satanic Majesty,” maybe.
Q: Given how much living was crammed into these decades, when you see this film, do you remember all of it?
Jagger: Most are pretty clear memories. I know this footage. I am pretty familiar with most of it. There are some good moments I can’t remember. Why did I behave like this? You have to remember how old you really were, and dealing with pressure and
press. The age. You see the early days. You see the ride it was. You are dealing with the ride, the fame and the press. It was quite a lot to put upon your shoulders at such an early age. There was no school of rock in those days. A lot was being made up as you
went along. It was not clear as to how this was to operate as a business, not really.
Q: Can you see yourself at some point saying, that’s it? Or would you still play in public, like Muddy Waters, even if you had to do it sitting down, from a stool?
Jagger: Poor Muddy Waters; he was a very vibrant performer. I am all over the place. Would I do a show sitting down? That is like a theoretical question. I don’t know.
Q: What are your favorite Stones songs?
Jagger: I don’t have favorites at all. Songs from certain periods I like, and (others I) can’t stand them any more and don’t want to sing.
Q: You must reach a point when you don’t feel like singing “Satisfaction.” What happens then?
Jagger: If we don’t really want to do it, then we don’t. We are not doing that tonight; OK, it’s out.
Q: So much of rock ’n’ roll stems from being frustrated, unsatisfied, put upon. But the half century of success and acceptance had to change that. How do you recapture those feelings in concert when you’re not an angry young man anymore?
Richards: You get angry for five minutes, and you get young again for five minutes, and that is basically the truth of the matter. The music does it to you. You don’t do it to the music.
1. Lauer of “Today”
5. “__ John” (1988-92)
9. First name for a “Designing Women” actress
10. Actress Susan
12. Sushi bar offering
13. Reddish animal
16. Lawyers’ group: abbr.
17. McKinley or Whitney: abbr.
18. “20/20” host
20. “__ Plain Sight”
21. Part of the title of Jerry Mathers’ series (2)
23. Mrs. Garrett’s first name on “The Facts of Life”
25. “__ Jude”; Beatles hit
1. Longest-running TV series in history (3)
2. “__ in the Family”
3. Mr. Turner’s initials
4. Setting for much of “Gone With the Wind”
5. __ Scully; role on “The X-Files”
6. Prefix for large or lighten
7. “One Day __ __ Time”
8. “Good Morning America” personality (2)
9. __ Moore
11. Dog in “Peter Pan”
14. Word in the title of Howie’s game show
15. Initials for Matlock’s portrayer
18. “__ to the Bottom of the Sea” (1964-68)
19. “__ Street”
22. Hatcher or Garr
24. Fred and Wilma’s pet 29. Bullets 31. Long-haired oxen 34. Claim against property 35. “__ the Movies” (1982-90) 36. “My Name __ Earl”
“__ That Tune” 40. Recipe amt.
Suffix for wind or sand 44. “The Hangover Part __”; 2011 movie
Most-watched series of the 1998-99 season
Sunday 8:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4
1:00 p.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited
Monday
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited
Thursday
2:00 p.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited
Friday
5:00 p.m. (MSC) Blading Cup 2012 AUTO RACING
Sunday
7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live) 8:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR
8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV
9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks!
9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Countdown (Live)
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: AdvoCare 500. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Automobile Club of Southern California Finals, Qualifying.
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Automobile Club of Southern California Finals. (Same-day Tape)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: AdvoCare 500. (Same-day Tape)
Monday
1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
Wednesday
1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Must See Racing
9:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR
12:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now
Thursday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
Friday
12:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Sprint Cup Happy Hour (Live)
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Ford EcoBoost 300, Final Practice. (Live)
3:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
Saturday
8:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR
3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Countdown (Live)
3:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Ford EcoBoost 300. (Live)
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Ford EcoBoost 300.
Sunday
9:30 a.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive
Monday
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
7:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Dallas Mavericks. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Basketball Live (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
11:00 p.m. (ESPN) West Virginia at Gonzaga. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Dallas Mavericks.
1:00 a.m. (ESPN) Davidson at New Mexico. (Live)
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
3:00 a.m. (ESPN) Houston Baptist at Hawaii. (Live)
5:00 a.m. (ESPN) Stony Brook at Rider. (Live)
Tuesday
7:00 a.m. (ESPN) Northern Illinois at Valparaiso. (Live)
(MSC) Wolves Weekly
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live
9:00 a.m. (ESPN) Harvard at Massachusetts. (Live)
(MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Dallas Mavericks.
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
11:00 a.m. (ESPN) Temple at Kent State. (Live)
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Dallas Mavericks.
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) Detroit Mercy at St. John’s. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) Butler at Xavier. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (ESPN) College
GameDay (Live)
(ESPN2) Women’s College Kentucky at Baylor. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) State Farm
Champions Classic — Kansas vs. Michigan State. (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NIT Season
Tip-Off: Teams TBA. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) College
Basketball Live Scoreboard
(Live)
8:30 p.m. (ESPN) State Farm
Champions Classic — Duke vs. Kentucky. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NIT Season
Tip-Off: Teams TBA. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Week-
ly
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
Wednesday
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Wisconsin at Florida. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live)
(MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Memphis Grizzlies at Oklahoma City Thunder. (Live)
(MSC) Charlotte Bobcats at Minnesota Timberwolves.
(Live)
9:00 p.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive
9:30 p.m. (ESPN) Miami Heat at Los Angeles Clippers. (Live)
(MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
(MSC) Charlotte Bobcats at Minnesota Timberwolves.
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Memphis Grizzlies at Oklahoma City Thunder. (Same-day Tape)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Miami Heat at Los Angeles Clippers.
Thursday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Charlotte Bobcats at Minnesota Timberwolves.
(TRUTV) College Basketball
6:30 p.m. (ESPN2) 2K Sports Classic, Final: Teams TBA. (Live)
(MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Golden State Warriors at Minnesota Timberwolves. (Live)
8:30 p.m. (ESPN) New York Knicks at Memphis Grizzlies. (Live)
(TRUTV) College Basketball
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NBA Tonight (Live)
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Utah Jazz at Philadelphia 76ers. (Sameday Tape)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) New York Knicks at Memphis Grizzlies.
Saturday
6:00 p.m. (TRUTV) College Basketball
Wednesday
6:45 p.m. (HBO) 2 Days: Seth Mitchell
4:45 a.m. (HBO) 2 Days: Seth Mitchell
Friday
10:45 a.m. (HBO) 2 Days: Seth Mitchell
8:45 p.m. (HBO) 2 Days: Seth Mitchell
9:30 p.m. (SHOW) All Access
10:00 p.m. (SHOW) ShoBox: The New Generation. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (SHOW) All Access
Saturday
1:00 p.m. (HBO) 2 Days: Seth Mitchell
9:00 p.m. (HBO) Adrien Broner vs. Antonio DeMarco, Lightweights. (Live)
11:15 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/Marquez 4
2:45 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/Marquez 4
Sunday
6:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Matchup
7:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
9:00 a.m. (ESPN) Sunday NFL Countdown (Live)
10:00 a.m. + Vikings GamePlan
(ESPN2) Fantasy Football Now (Live)
(MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron
10:30 a.m. / Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron
(MSC) Vikings Game Plan
11:00 a.m. _ The NFL Today (Live) ) / FOX NFL Sunday
(Live)
(MSC) Vikings Country With Jared Allen
12:00 p.m. ) / Regional Coverage. (Live)
(ESPN2) College Football Final
3:00 p.m. _ New York Jets at Seattle Seahawks. (Live) ) / Regional Coverage.
(Live)
6:00 p.m. + Football Night in America (Live)
6:30 p.m. ) / The OT (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live (Live)
9:00 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Vikings Country With Jared Allen
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Mike and Mike’s Best of the NFL
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Films Presents
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.
Wednesday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)
5:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Mike and Mike’s Best of the NFL
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live) (SHOW) Inside the NFL
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill (SHOW) Inside the NFL
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Fox College Football Preview Show
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA.
Thursday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Fox College Football Preview Show
1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Films Presents
1:30 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)
6:30 p.m. (ESPN) North Carolina at Virginia. (Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live (Live)
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Charlotte Bobcats at Minnesota Timberwolves.
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Puerto Rico Tip-Off — North Carolina State vs. Penn State. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2K Sports Classic — Alabama vs. Oregon State. (Live)
7:00 p.m. (TNT) Boston Celtics at Brooklyn Nets. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Basketball Live Scoreboard (Live)
8:30 p.m. (ESPN2) 2K Sports Classic — Purdue vs. Villanova. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (TNT) Miami Heat at Denver Nuggets. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (TNT) Inside the NBA (Live)
Friday
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2K Sports Classic: Teams TBA. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Utah Jazz at Philadelphia 76ers. (Live) (ESPN2) College Basketball Live Scoreboard (Live)
8:30 p.m. (TRUTV) College Basketball
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Golden State Warriors at Minnesota Timberwolves.
Tuesday
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Boat Racing H1 Unlimited Series.
Wednesday
5:00 p.m. (MSC) Boat Racing OPA Offshore Racing Series. (Taped)
Sunday
8:30 a.m. (SHOW) Abner Mares vs. Anselmo Moreno.
9:00 a.m. (HBO) Erislandy Lara vs. Vanes Martirosyan, Super Welterweight.
11:00 a.m. (HBO) 2 Days: Seth Mitchell
Monday
10:45 p.m. (HBO) Erislandy Lara vs. Vanes Martirosyan, Super Welterweight.
12:45 a.m. (HBO) 2 Days: Seth Mitchell
7:20 p.m. + Houston Texans at Chicago Bears. (Live)
7:30 p.m. (ESPN) BCS Countdown (Live)
3:00 a.m. (ESPN) (MSC) Teams TBA.
Monday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)
5:30 p.m. (ESPN) Monday Night Countdown (Live)
7:30 p.m. (ESPN) Kansas City Chiefs at Pittsburgh Steelers. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL PrimeTime
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA.
Tuesday
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Vikings Country With Jared Allen
1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL PrimeTime
2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Mike and Mike’s Best of the NFL
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) North Carolina at Virginia.
Friday
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
8:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Hawaii at Air Force. (Live)
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Kickoff (SHOW) Inside the NFL
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
3:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Hawaii at Air Force.
5:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Saturday
7:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
9:00 a.m. (ESPN) College
GameDay (Live)
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
11:00 a.m. 7 SEC Game of the Week: Teams TBA. (Live) (ESPN) (ESPN2) (MSC) Teams TBA. (Live)
12:00 p.m. + Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron
12:30 p.m. (FX) College Football (Live)
1:30 p.m. _ College Football
Uncut ) / FOX College Saturday (Live)
2:00 p.m. % College Football
Countdown (Live) _ College Football Today
(Live)
) / Teams TBA. (Live)
(ESPN) (ESPN2) College Football Scoreboard (Live)
2:30 p.m. % _ (ESPN) (MSC)
Teams TBA. (Live) + Wake Forest at Notre Dame. (Live)
5:30 p.m. ) / FOX College
Saturday (Live) (ESPN) College Football
Scoreboard (Live)
6:00 p.m. ) / (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)
(MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron
6:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College
Football Scoreboard (Live)
6:45 p.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)
7:00 p.m. % Teams TBA. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) College
Football Scoreboard (Live)
9:30 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.
(Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Vikings Country With Jared Allen
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College
Football Final (Live)
1:30 a.m. (ESPN) College
Football Final
1:32 a.m. + Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron
2:30 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Matchup
3:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.
3:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA.
4:30 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron
5:30 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Matchup (ESPN2) College Football
Final GOLF
Sunday
7:00 a.m. (GOLF) Chasing the Dream
7:30 a.m. (GOLF) Chasing the Dream
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Barclays Singapore Open, Final Round.
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Pregame (Live)
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals
Classic, Final Round. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Barclays Singapore Open, Final Round.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals
Classic, Final Round.
8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
Greenbrier
9:30 p.m. (GOLF) Our Longest Drive
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Our Longest Drive
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Fitness
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Fitness
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Fitness
12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Fitness
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Fitness
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Scottish Challenge Highlights
2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Chasing the Dream
2:30 a.m. (GOLF) Chasing the
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) French Riviera Masters Highlights
2:00 p.m.
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Greenbrier
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Chasing the Dream
4:30 p.m. (GOLF) Our Longest Drive
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) On the Range
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Australian Masters, First Round. (Live)
12:30 a.m. (GOLF) UBS Hong Kong Open, First Round. (Taped)
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Thursday
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) South African Open, First Round. (Sameday Tape)
6:30 a.m. (MSC) Babe Winkelman’s Outdoor Secrets
7:00 a.m. (MSC) North American Hunter
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Woods N’ Water
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Waters and Woods
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) UBS Hong Kong Open, Second Round.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) CME Group
Titleholders, Second Round.
7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Australian Masters, Third Round. (Live)
12:30 a.m. (GOLF) UBS Hong Kong Open, Third Round. (Same-day Tape)
Saturday
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) South African Open, Third Round. (Sameday Tape)
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) CME Group Titleholders, Third Round. (Same-day Tape)
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) UBS Hong Kong Open, Third Round. 5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Sunday
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12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) CME Group Titleholders, First Round. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) UBS Hong Kong Open, First Round. (Taped)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) CME Group Titleholders, First Round.
7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Australian Masters, Second Round. (Live)
12:30 a.m. (GOLF) UBS Hong Kong Open, Second Round. (Same-day Tape)
Friday
a.m. (GOLF) South African Open, Second Round. (Taped)
p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live) 12:30 p.m. (GOLF) CME Group Titleholders, Second Round. (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) CME Group Titleholders, Third Round.
7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Australian Masters, Final Round. (Live)
12:30 a.m. (GOLF) UBS Hong Kong Open, Final Round. (Same-day Tape)
HOCKEY
p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)
7:30 p.m. ) Michigan Tech at Bemidji State. (Live) 12:00 a.m. ) Michigan Tech at Bemidji State. (MSC) Wisconsin at Minnesota.
9:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors
6:30 p.m. + Minnesota Bound
Sunday
3:00 p.m. + Figure Skating ISU Grand Prix: Cup of Russia. (Taped)
Sunday
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) MLS Soccer Conference Final: Teams TBA. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show
Monday
10:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show
12:00 p.m. (MSC) English Premier League Soccer Teams TBA. (Taped)
2:00 p.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show
Tuesday
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show
1:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)
Wednesday
8:00 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Teams TBA.
9:00 a.m. (ESPN2) United States vs. TBA. (Live)
1:25 p.m. (ESPN2) International Friendly: Netherlands vs. Germany. (Live)
Friday
8:00 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Teams TBA.
6:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine
Saturday
6:30 a.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Arsenal FC vs Tottenham Hotspur FC. (Live)
Sunday
8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) ATP Tennis Barclays World Tour Finals, First Semifinal. (Live)
1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) ATP Tennis Barclays World Tour Finals, Second Semifinal. (Live)
Monday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) ATP Tennis Barclays World Tour Finals, Championship. (Live)
Sunday
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7
Thursday
8:00 a.m. (MSC) Sled Head 24/7
Saturday
10:00 a.m. 7 WWE Saturday Morning Slam
Carter” (2005, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson. A highschool basketball coach pushes his team to excel. (CC)
››› “The Green Mile” (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks, David Morse, Michael Clarke Duncan. A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. (CC)
ATP Tennis Barclays World Tour Finals, First Semifinal. From London. (N) (CC)
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Fans of Food Network’s competition series “Chopped” love to watch chefs struggling to incorporate unexpected ingredients into a seemingly incompatible dinner course.
So what happens when “Chopped” builds a special episode around Thanksgiving, one of the most traditional food holidays of the year?
“The Thanksgiving episode is one of my favorites,” judge Amanda Freitag says of the hour premiering Tuesday, Nov. 13. “It’s really hard, because everybody always has these things that they make, and there’s not any deviation. We’re asking them to take this basket filled with ‘something’ and get creative with it. Also, as we all know, Thanksgiving dinner takes, like, two days to prepare, and here (the time allotted) doesn’t even add up to two hours.”
Still, the chefs show impressive creativity, Freitag adds.
“They have 20 minutes to impress those of us who are judges but have competed ourselves. They’re definitely working hard for that $10,000. I’ve competed on ‘Chopped,’ and I’ve been chopped. I know what it feels like.”
Freitag also is a contestant on the Sunday competition “The Next Iron Chef: Redemption.” If she wins, she will become only the second female – after Cat Cora – to become an Iron Chef.
“Obviously I want to be a role model for any other female chefs, but then I don’t walk around while I’m working in the kitchen and think, ‘I’m a female,’ ” she says. “I just think of myself as a really good chef.”
Did being on “Next Iron Chef” previously give you an advantage this time around?
“Once we got started, it felt like a disadvantage, actually. You knew what was coming, so the nerves almost were even greater than before. You knew that whatever the Chairman was going to bestow upon you was going to be 10 times harder than before. We knew the kitchen, we knew some of the challenges, so we knew he would mix it up on us.”
Where do you think your niche would be among the other Iron Chefs, if you win?
“I think my niche is that everybody thinks that I am sweet and easy and they can steamroll me, but I’m a surprise.
BY JOHN CROOK
I love to compete and thrive on it. If they pick me (to challenge), they’re in for a shock.”
What holidays foods are you looking forward to cooking?
“I’m looking forward to making all those kind of cheesy, old-school classics with a twist. I take that green bean casserole with cream of mushroom soup and fried onions on top, but I make all of it from scratch, or I make sweet potatoes, but instead of marshmallows, I put something else sweet on top.”
Where will you spend Thanksgiving?
“I call it the Misfit Thanksgiving. I’ll be at my mom’s house. I’m inviting a lot of industry friends who can’t make it home to be with their own families.”
“The League of Super Critics,” www.youtube.com/ leagueofsupercritics
Featuring new episodes Monday through Friday, this Web series features examinations of pop culture from a variety of observers. Among the folks featured are “Nostalgia Chick,” “Chug Plug Review,” “Nostalgia Critic,” “Todd in the Shadows” and “The Show You’re Watching.” As they say, the critics “help guide you through the jungle of mediocrity.”
“Geek Crash Course,” geekcrashcourse.com
If your pop-culture interest is a little more focused — specifically on all things geeky (genre movies and TV shows, comics and video games) — glasseswearing geeks Diana Dekajlo and Michael Nixon, hailing from Long Island and Pennsylvania, respectively, rummage around in their own psyches and solicit suggestions from users as to which aspect of geek culture to explain next.
“Graci in the Kitchen,” graciinthekitchen.com
Described as “mood-based recipes that feed your mind, body and soul,” the cooking series features South Korea-born host and producer Graci Kim, who takes emotional eating to a new level by seeking to match food to feelings. Helping her out in her Taipei kitchen is her special assistant, Yoda, a French bulldog. While she seeks out new ingredients, she diligently works to learn Chinese.
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(SYFY) Destination TruthTotalTotalTotalTotalTotalVideoTotalVideo ›› “Roadkill” (2011) Diarmuid Noyes. ›› “Behemoth” (2011) Ed Quinn. Stargate UniversePaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) (4:00) Fall Praise-A-Thon Fall Praise-A-Thon Fall Praise-A-Thon Fall Praise-A-Thon (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) Name Is Earl Name Is Earl ››› “The Informant!” (2009) Matt Damon, Scott Bakula. (CC) TBS Preview MarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:00) “Anatomy of a Murder” (1959) ››› “What Price Hollywood?” (1932, Drama) (CC) (:45) ›› “Our Betters” (1933) Constance Bennett. (:15) › “Two Against the World” (1932) Neil Hamilton ›› “Law of the Tropics” (1941, Drama) Jeffrey Lynn. › “Rockabye” (1933, Drama) (:15) ›› “After Tonight” (1933) Constance Bennett. › “Apache War Smoke” (1952) Gilbert Roland. ››› “Little Women” (1933) (TLC) Little PeopleLittle PeopleLittle People Big Extreme Extreme Little People Big Extreme Extreme Little PeopleLittle PeoplePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPeoplePeople (TNT) The Mentalist (S) Rizzoli & IslesRizzoli & IslesRizzoli & IslesLeverage (CC) The CloserCold Case (CC) Major CrimesThe Closer (CC) Las Vegas (CC) Angel “Epiphany” Smallville (CC) (TOON) AdvenDragonsLooneyAdvenKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua Franken.Amer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyAlmost (TRAV) FoodFoodDangerous Gr.Dangerous Gr.Bizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsDangerous Gr.Bizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsDangerous Gr.NopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...PawnPawnPawnCaughtCaughtCaughtStingsStingsPawnPawnPawnCaughtCaughtCaughtStingsStingsThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens (:12) The King of Queens (S) (CC) King of Queens ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny The Nanny Home Improve. Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Covert Affairs “Quicksand” (N) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (12:01) Covert Affairs “Quicksand” Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Cheers (CC) “Duplicity” (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at NineFunny VideosRulesRules30 RockScrubs30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathBill CunninghamPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
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(HBO) (5:30) ›› “Stuck on You” (2003) Matt Damon. ‘PG-13’ › “Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked” (2011) Treme “Don’t You Leave Me Here” Boardwalk Empire (S) (CC)
REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) ›› “Man on Fire” (2004) Denzel Washington. A bodyguard takes revenge on a girl’s kidnappers.
››› “127 Hours” (2010) James Franco. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ›› “Me at the Zoo” (2012) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:35) “Eddie”
(MAX) (5:05) ›› “Gang Related” (1997) ‘R’
›› “Unknown” (2011, Suspense) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Fast Five” (2011, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) Hunted “Kismet” (S) (CC) (12:15) Strike Back (S) (CC)
Skin to the Max Life on Top “Growing Pains”
›››› “The French Connection” (1971) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ›››› “Tom Jones” (1963, Comedy) Albert Finney. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (SHOW) › “Apollo 18” (2011) Lloyd Owen. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Goon” (2011, Comedy) Seann William Scott. ‘R’
Homeland “The Clearing” (S) (CC) Dexter “Chemistry” (S) (CC) ›› “4:44 Last Day on Earth” (2011) Willem Dafoe. ›› “Red State” (2011, Horror) Michael Parks. ‘R’
›› “Conception” (2011) Jennifer Finnigan. ‘NR’ (CC) “The Family Tree” (2010) Dermot Mulroney. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Love & Sex” (2000) Famke Janssen. (S) (CC) (:25) › “The Six Wives of Henry Lefay” (2008) ‘PG-13’
›› “Skateland” (2010) Ashley Greene. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:40) “The Truth” (2009, Suspense) John Heard, Erin Cardillo. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:20) › “Twelve” (2010) Chace Crawford. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Trees Lounge” (1996) Steve Buscemi. ‘R’ (:35) “See You in September” (2010) Justin Kirk. ‘NR’
›› “A Grandpa for Christmas” (TMC) (5:30) “Dakota Skye” (2008) ‘R’
Wilson, Lucy Liu. (CC)
the World in 80 Days” (2004, Adventure) Jackie Chan, Steve Coogan. (CC)
Wars (S) Finding BigfootRattlesnakeRattlesnakeFinding BigfootRattlesnakeRattlesnakeSwamp Wars (S) Finding BigfootRattlesnakeRattlesnakeOranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/Atl.Top Chef: SeattleAfter Top ChefTop Chef: SeattleLOLworkHappensTop Chef: SeattleAfter Top ChefLOLworkHappensTop Chef: SeattlePaidPaidPaidPaidDecorators (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportMarijuana: IndustryBMW: A Driv.American GreedMad MoneyBMW: A Driv.American GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) ColbertDailyChapKeySouth PkSouth PkSouth PkKeyDailyColbertSouth PkBrickle.DailyColbertKeyWork.ChapFturamaSunnyComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) American Guns (S) American Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) Moonshiners (N) Sons of Guns (S) Moonshiners (S) American Guns (S) American Guns (S) PopoffPaidTelePaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) ANT Shake It ››› “Ratatouille” (2007) (S) (CC) GravityPhineasShake ItJessieWizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood Good WizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasGaspard Octo (E!) E! News
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(SYFY) Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (S) Dark Dark Ghost Hunters (S) Dark Dark “Arctic Predator” (2010) Dean Cain. ›› “Lightning Strikes” (2009) (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaid
(TBN) (4:00) Fall Praise-A-Thon Fall Praise-A-Thon Fall Praise-A-Thon Fall Praise-A-Thon (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) Name Is Earl Name Is Earl ›› “Hamlet 2” (2008, Comedy) Steve Coogan, Catherine Keener. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) ›› “Born to Kill” (1947) (CC)
›››› “The Maltese Falcon” (1941) Humphrey Bogart. (CC) (DVS)
››› “The Big Sleep” (1946) Humphrey Bogart, Lauren Bacall. (CC) (DVS)
››› “Ten Little Indians” (1966, Mystery) Hugh O’Brian, Shirley Eaton.
››› “In Cold Blood” (1967, Docudrama) Robert Blake, Scott Wilson, John Forsythe. (CC) ›› “Kiss Me Deadly” (1955) Ralph Meeker, Albert Dekker. (CC) “Kennel Murder” (TLC) Breaking Amish (S) Breaking Amish (S) Breaking Amish (S) Breaking Amish: Breaking Amish (S) Breaking Amish: Breaking Amish (S) Breaking Amish (S) Rev. Peter PopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPeoplePeople (TNT) The Mentalist (S) Castle (S) (CC) Castle (S) (CC) Castle (S) (CC) Perception (CC) Southland (CC) Cold Case (CC) Major CrimesThe Closer (CC) Las Vegas (CC) Angel (S) (CC) Smallville “Visitor” (TOON) AdvenNinjaGoDragonsJohnnyKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua Franken.Amer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyAlmost (TRAV) FoodFoodBggg Bggg Toy HntrToy HntrChili Paradise (N) Hamburger ParaToy HntrToy HntrChili ParadiseHamburger ParaBggg Bggg PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...TowTowTowRepoConspiracyConspiracyTowTowTowRepoConspiracyConspiracyThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Cleveland Happily Divorced King of Queens King of Queens (:12) The King of Queens (S) (CC) King of Queens ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny The Nanny Home Improve. Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS A package contains two eyes. NCIS A petty officer is found dead.
NCIS The murder of a Marine. (CC)
NCIS Gibbs is targeted by terrorists. Covert Affairs “Quicksand” (:01) NCIS “Forced Entry” (S) (CC) (12:01) House “Transplant” (S) (:01) House “Out of the Chute” (S) House “Fall From Grace” (S) (CC)
Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Traffic”
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(HBO) “Mr Pop”Seth Mitchell ›› “Tower Heist” (2011, Comedy) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Boardwalk Empire (S) (CC)
Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Treme “Don’t You Leave Me Here” Cathouse (:35) ››› “Collateral” (2004, Suspense) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Underworld” (2003, Horror)
Kate Beckinsale. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Seth Mitchell Be President “Naked Gn 33” (MAX) Hunted “Hourglass” (S) (CC) Hunted “Kismet” (S) (CC)
››› “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” (2001, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
Skin to the Max
›› “Contraband” (2012, Action) Mark Wahlberg, Kate Beckinsale. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Emmanuelle Through Time: Rod Steele 0014” (:20) ››› “People I Know” (2002) Al Pacino. ‘R’
›› “Breakin’ All the Rules” (2004) Jamie Foxx. “Fierce Creatrs” (SHOW) (5:00) ›› “Valkyrie” (2008) (CC) Homeland “The Clearing” (S) (CC) Inside the NFL (N) (S) (CC) Inside NASCAR (N) (S) (CC) Inside the NFL (S) (CC) Dexter “Chemistry” (S) (CC)
Inside NASCAR ››› “The Eclipse” (2009) Ciarán Hinds. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “The House of the Spirits” (1993, Drama) Meryl Streep. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ›› “Whiskers” (1997, Comedy) Brent Carver. Premiere. (S) ‘G’ (CC) (TMC) (5:30) ›› “Sleepover” (2004) ‘PG’
›› “Suburban Girl” (2007) Sarah Michelle Gellar. ‘PG-13’ (:40) ›› “Wild Cherry” (2009) Tania Raymonde. ‘R’ (:10) ›› “Real Steel” (2011) Hugh Jackman. A boxing promoter and his son build a robot fighter. (:20) ›› “Ready to Wear (Pret-a-Porter)” (1994) Sophia Loren. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Born Killers” (2005) Jake Muxworthy. ‘R’ (:05) “Shadow Island Mysteries: The Last Christmas” (S) “Formidables”
“The Green Mile” (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks, David Morse, Michael Clarke Duncan. A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. (CC)
“The Green Mile” (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks, David Morse, Michael Clarke Duncan. A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. (CC)
“Cool Runnings” (1993, ComedyDrama) Leon, Doug E. Doug. (CC)
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The Kudlow Report ››› “The Pixar Story” (2007) American GreedMad Money ››› “The Pixar Story” (2007) PaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM)
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› “FeardotCom” (2002) Stephen Dorff. ›› “Children of the Corn” (2009) › “The Messengers” (2007, Horror) Ghost WhispererPaidPaid (TBN) (4:00) Fall Praise-A-Thon Fall Praise-A-Thon
Fall Praise-A-Thon Fall Praise-A-Thon (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (S) (CC) Conan (CC) Name Is Earl Name Is Earl Paid Program Paid Program “Without a Paddle: Nature’s Calling” (2009, Comedy) Oliver James. (CC)
MarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) “Strangers on a Train” (1951)
››› “The Unsinkable Molly Brown” (1964) Debbie Reynolds. (CC) (:15) ››› “Babes in Arms” (1939, Musical) Mickey Rooney. (CC) (DVS) ›› “The Admirable Crichton” (1957) Kenneth More. (:45) ›› “Wicked as They Come” (1957, Drama) Arlene Dahl, Phil Carey.
››› “Three Little Words” (1950, Musical) Fred Astaire, Vera-Ellen. (CC) MGM Parade ››› “Days of Wine and Roses” (TLC) Bada Bling BridesSay YesSay YesFour Weddings (N) Jersey Jersey Four Weddings (S) Jersey Jersey Say YesSay YesBada Bling BridesPaidPaidNopaleaPaidPaidPaidMasters-Reception
(TNT) The Mentalist (S) NBA Basketball Boston Celtics at Brooklyn Nets. NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Denver Nuggets. Inside the NBA (N) The Closer (CC) The Closer (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Angel “Dead End” Smallville (CC) (TOON) AdvenAdvenAnnoyRegularKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilDelocateFranken.Amer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyAlmost (TRAV) FoodFoodMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumThe Dead FilesMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumThe Dead FilesMysteries-MuseumPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) World’s Dumbest...JokersJokersMost ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...JokersJokersMost ShockingThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) M*A*S*H (CC) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens (:12) The King of Queens “Foe: Pa” King of Queens ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) The Nanny The Nanny Home Improve. Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “False Witness” (S) (CC) NCIS “Restless” (S) (CC) (DVS) NCIS “Enemy on the Hill” (S) Burn Notice “Over the Line” (N) (CC) (:01) NCIS “Capitol Offense” (S) (CC)
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (12:01) Burn Notice “Over the Line” (:01) ›› “Into the Sun” (2005, Action) Steven Seagal, Matthew Davis. (CC)
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(HBO) ››› “Crazy, Stupid, Love.” (2011) Steve Carell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
“Crossfire Hurricane” (2012) Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Safe House Taxicab Confessions: New York ›› “The Hangover Part II” (2011) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘R’
Real Sex(:15) Treme Desautel’s opens; Sonny pawns. (CC) (:20) ›› “Final Destination 5” (2011) Nicholas D’Agosto. “Alive Day Memories: Home” “Looney Tunes: Back in Action” (S) (MAX) (5:45) ››› “Chronicle” (2012) (:15) › “This Means War” (2012) Reese Witherspoon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Die Hard 2” (1990, Action) Bruce Willis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ››› “Chronicle” (2012, Adventure) Dane DeHaan. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(12:50) “Sexy Wives Sindrome”
(1:50) ››› “Touch of Pink” (2004) Jimi Mistry. ‘R’ (:20) ››› “Somewhere” (2010) Stephen Dorff. ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Road to El Dorado” (2000) (SHOW) (5:15) “Lost in Translation” (2003)
››› “Wish Me Away” (2011) Premiere. ‘NR’ (:35) Joan Rivers: Don’t Start With Me (N) (S) (CC) Dave’s Old Porn Reality Show (N) Dave’s Old Porn Pauly Shore’s Pauly-tics (CC) (:35) ››› “Another Happy Day” (2011) Ellen Barkin. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Ed Wood” (1994) Johnny Depp. Cult filmmaker makes his mark in the ’50s. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Sabrina” (1995) ‘PG’ (CC) (TMC) (5:30) ›› “Deception” (1993) (S) “Flesh Wounds” (2011) Kevin Sorbo. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Before I Self Destruct” (2009) 50 Cent. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Barbershop” (2002) Ice Cube. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) › “Death Racers” (2008, Action) Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Tanya X (S) (CC) (:15) “Cafe” (2010, Drama) Khan Baykal, Gavin Bellour. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Red Sneakers” (2001) (S) (CC)
InsideRaised Wild (S) Infested! (S) (CC) Beyond HumanRaised Wild (S) Infested! (S) (CC)
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(S) (CC) Big CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Top Chef: Seattle ››› “Apollo 13” (1995) Tom Hanks, Bill Paxton. ››› “Apollo 13” (1995) Tom Hanks, Bill Paxton. Start-Ups Start-Ups PaidPaidPaidPaidHappensLOLwork (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportMillionsMillionsCrime Inc.American GreedMad MoneyCrime Inc.American GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) DailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0KeyTosh.0Brickle.Mash Up ››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010) Jonah Hill. ›› “Zack and Miri Make a Porno”Nick SwardsonComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Flying Wild AlaskaDeadliest CatchGold Rush (N) (S) Jungle Gold (N) (S) Gold Rush (CC) Jungle Gold (CC) Flying Wild AlaskaFlying Wild AlaskaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) ANT Shake It ›››› “Toy Story 2” (S) DogShake ItGood JessieAustinGravityANT Good Shake ItFish ›› “The Cheetah Girls”PhineasDeckFish PhineasMickeyMickey (E!) E! News Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialFashion PoliceChelseaE! News ChelseaFashion PoliceChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
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(10:50) › “The Rich Man’s Wife” (1996) Halle Berry. ‘R’ ››› “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” (2004) Jim Carrey. ‘R’ (CC)
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24/7(:45) Boardwalk Empire (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “Safe House” (2012, Action) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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