The Twain, she shall meet: Carol Burnett gets a big comedy prize
By Jay Bobbin © Zap2itOne of comedy’s top honors is now among Carol Burnett’s rewards for making countless fans glad they’ve had such time together with her.
The iconic TV variety veteran became the 16th talent to receive the Kennedy Center’s Mark Twain Prize for American Humor last month, joining a list of honorees ranging from Steve Martin, Bill Cosby and Bob Newhart to Ellen DeGeneres, Whoopi Goldberg and Lily Tomlin. PBS televises the event Sunday, Nov. 24 (check local listings), soon after Burnett’s guest appearance as McGarrett’s aunt on CBS’ “Hawaii Five-0” and the home video release of a “Christmas With Carol” compilation from her classic “Carol Burnett Show.”
The six-time Emmy winner clearly is still going strong, and among those saluting her at the Twain Prize ceremony were 2010 recipient Tina Fey, Burnett’s former weekly TV cohorts Tim Conway and Vicki Lawrence, longtime friend Julie Andrews, music legend Tony Bennett, Amy Poehler, Martin Short and Lucie Arnaz ... the daughter of Lucille Ball, whom Burnett credits with having been one of her main supporters early on.
In an interview shortly after that celebratory night in Washington, D.C., the glow — and the glee — obviously lingered for Burnett.
Q: How did you find that evening to be?
A: I knew who was going to be on the show because I read the playbill, but still, I didn’t know what they were going to do or say. And I had no idea which clips they were going to show, so all of that was somewhat a surprise. I can’t single out one person; they were all just wonderful.
Q: What were some of the standout moments for you?
A: Tina opened the show, and she’s just brilliant. Her line was funny; she said, “I love you ... and it’s just shy of being creepy.” And Amy had a whole shtick where she was pretending to be my “abused” assistant. I didn’t even recognize her at first. Supposedly, I was a very mean boss.
I was on the verge of tears a few times, but the time they really flowed was when Tony Bennett sang “Just the Way You Look Tonight,” with just a piano accompaniment. It was so touching. And my chum Julie! We’ve known each other 51 years. She was funny and very loving, and afterwards, we got to be together and have a nice “chin wag.”
A bunch of us went back to the hotel and had a nightcap. I
didn’t get a lot of time to spend with anybody, because people were coming and going and rehearsing and this and that, but it was nice.
ACROSS
1. “The Young and __ __”
10. “Yours, Mine and __”; 2005 Rene Russo film
11. “There __ __ atheists in foxholes”
12. “Scarecrow and __ King” (1983-87)
13. “What Kind of Fool __ __?”; 1962 song
14. Record albums, for short
16. Role on “Grey’s Anatomy” (2)
18. “__ of a Certain Age”
20. Shakespearean villain
21. “Dirty __ Money” (2007-09)
22. __ King Cole
23. Poe’s monogram
24. “The __”; Anderson Cooper reality series
25. Greek love deity
27. Beast of burden
28. Connie Britton series
32. “Curly __”; 1991 James Belushi movie
4. Initials for a Beatle
5. “__ Time, Next Year”; 1978 Alan Alda movie
6. Colorful cereal
7. “__ Mans”; 1971 Steve McQueen film
8. Zhou __; late Chinese premier
9. “The __”; 1999-2007 series for Edie Falco
13. Role on “Home Improvement”
15. Actor George’s family
16. “__ Which Way You Can”; 1980 movie
17. “Swing __”; 2008 Kevin Costner film
18. Actress/comedian Anne and her relatives
19. “Northern __”
21. “Has Anybody __ My Gal?”; 1952 Rock Hudson movie
24. West, for one
26. Martin or Charlie
29. 505 and 506
30. Large amount
31. Behold’s partner
34. Peeples or Long
35. __-Wan Kenobi
36. Mr. Caesar
38. Center of the alphabet
39. Initials for actor Underwood
PLAYING FIELD
HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK
AUTO RACING
Sunday
8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower
TV High performance camshafts in the making.
9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks! Water/methanol kit for a ’05 Dodge Ram 2500 diesel.
9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar
Custom fenders for ’69 Olds Cutlass.
10:00 a.m. + Formula One Racing Brazilian Grand Prix.
From Sao Paulo, Brazil. (Live)
Saturday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) 3 Wide Life
The top NASCAR teams and drivers.
12:30 p.m. _ Lucas Oil Off Road Racing From Lake Elsinore, Calif. (Taped)
BASKETBALL
Sunday
12:00 p.m. (ESPN) Hall of Fame
Tip-Off, Final: Teams TBA.
From Uncasville, Conn. (Live) (MSC) Florida International at South Carolina. (Live)
3:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Puerto Rico
Tip-Off, Third Place: Teams TBA. From San Juan, Puerto Rico. (Live)
5:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Puerto Rico
Tip-Off, Final: Teams TBA.
From San Juan, Puerto Rico. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Charleston Classic, Final: Teams TBA.
From Charleston, S.C. (Live)
Monday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Maui Invitational — Arkansas vs. California. Quarterfinal. From Lahaina, Hawaii. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Basketball Live Scoreboard
4:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Maui Invitational — Minnesota vs. Syracuse. Quarterfinal. From Lahaina, Hawaii. (Live)
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Indiana Pacers.
From Bankers Life Fieldhouse in Indianapolis. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Progressive Legends Classic — Pittsburgh vs. Texas Tech. First semifinal.
From Brooklyn. (Live)
8:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Progressive Legends Classic — Houston vs. Stanford. Second semifinal.
From Brooklyn. (Live) (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
9:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Maui Invitational — Dayton vs. Gonzaga. Quarterfinal. From Lahaina, Hawaii. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Indiana Pacers. From Bankers Life Fieldhouse in Indianapolis.
Tuesday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Indiana Pacers.
From Bankers Life Fieldhouse in Indianapolis.
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Indiana Pacers. From Bankers Life Fieldhouse in Indianapolis.
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Maui Invitational, Consolation Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Lahaina, Hawaii. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College
Basketball Live Scoreboard
(Live)
3:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Maui Invitational, Consolation Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Lahaina, Hawaii. (Live)
5:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College
Basketball Live Scoreboard (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Maui Invitational, First Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Lahaina, Hawaii. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) College
Basketball Live Scoreboard
(Live)
8:30 p.m. (ESPN) Maui Invitational, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Lahaina, Hawaii. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) CBE Hall of Fame Classic, Final: Teams TBA. From Kansas City, Mo. (Live)
Wednesday
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Maui Invitational, Fifth Place: Teams TBA. From Lahaina, Hawaii. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) NBA Countdown (Live) (ESPN2) College Basketball
Live Scoreboard (Live)
6:30 p.m. (ESPN) Miami Heat at Cleveland Cavaliers. From Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland. (Live)
(ESPN2) Maui Invitational, Third Place: Teams TBA. From Lahaina, Hawaii. (Live)
8:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NIT Season
Tip-Off, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Madison Square Garden in New York. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Maui Invitational, Final: Teams TBA. From Lahaina, Hawaii. (Live)
Thursday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Wolves Live
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Denver Nuggets at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.
11:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Old Spice Classic — Oklahoma State vs. Purdue. First quarterfinal. From Lake Buena Vista, Fla. (Live)
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Denver Nuggets at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis.
1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Old Spice Classic — Butler vs. Washington State. Second quarterfinal. From Lake Buena Vista, Fla. (Live)
3:30 p.m. (ESPN2) DirecTV
Wooden Legacy — Cal State Fullerton vs. Marquette. Second quarterfinal. From Fullerton, Calif. (Live)
5:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Old Spice Classic — Memphis vs. Siena. Third quarterfinal. From Lake Buena Vista, Fla. (Live)
7:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Old Spice Classic — LSU vs. Saint Joseph’s. Fourth quarterfinal. From Lake Buena Vista, Fla. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (ESPN2) DirecTV
Wooden Legacy — Arizona State vs. Creighton. Fourth quarterfinal. From Fullerton, Calif. (Live)
Friday
12:30 p.m. (ESPN) Old Spice Classic, First Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Lake Buena Vista, Fla. (Live)
2:00 p.m. (MSC) Arkansas-Little Rock at Oklahoma. (Live)
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)
4:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Basketball Live Scoreboard (Live) (ESPN2) Old Spice Classic, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA.
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
BOXING
Sunday
8:00 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/ Rios
Monday
12:30 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/ Rios
11:00 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/ Rios
Tuesday 4:30 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Pacquiao/ Rios
Wednesday
Thursday
Where sellers and buyers connect Sellers
Stephania Bell and Sara Walsh. (Live)
(MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
10:30 a.m. _ WCCO-TV Tailgate Show (MSC) Vikings Game Plan
11:00 a.m. _ The NFL Today Host James Brown; with Boomer Esiason, Dan Marino, Shannon Sharpe and Bill Cowher. (Live) ) / FOX NFL Sunday (Live)
12:00 p.m. ) / Minnesota Vikings at Green Bay Packers. From Lambeau Field in Green Bay, Wis. (Live)
2:00 p.m. (MSC) Teams TBA. (Taped)
3:00 p.m. _ Indianapolis Colts at Arizona Cardinals. From University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale, Ariz. (Live)
3:25 p.m. ) / Dallas Cowboys at New York Giants. From MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, N.J. (Live)
6:00 p.m. + Football Night in America Bob Costas and others recap the day’s NFL highlights. (Live)
6:30 p.m. ) / The OT (Live)
7:20 p.m. + Denver Broncos at New England Patriots. From Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, Mass. (Live)
7:30 p.m. (ESPN) BCS Countdown (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA.
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Teams TBA.
2:30 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.
Monday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Teams TBA. (Taped)
Buyers
From Lake Buena Vista, Fla. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (ESPN) NIT Season
Tip-Off, Final: Teams TBA. From Madison Square Garden in New York. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Florida State at Florida. (Live)
8:30 p.m. (ESPN2) DirecTV Wooden Legacy, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Fullerton, Calif. (Live)
10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Continental Tire Las Vegas Invitational — Northwestern vs. UCLA.
Day 2. From Las Vegas. (Live)
Saturday
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Lipscomb at Georgetown. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Bulls Eye
6:30 p.m. (WGN-A) Chicago
Bulls at Cleveland Cavaliers.
From Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland. (Live)
7:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Timberwolves at Dallas Mavericks.
From American Airlines Center in Dallas. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Live (Live)
Saturday
9:15 p.m. (HBO) Tony Bellew vs. Adonis Stevenson. Adonis Stevenson takes on Tony Bellew in the 12-round main event, from Quebec City. (Live)
FOOTBALL
Sunday
6:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College Football Final
7:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Colin’s New Football Show (Live)
9:00 a.m. (ESPN) Sunday NFL Countdown (Live)
9:30 a.m. + Vikings GamePlan Vikings radio Play-byPlay man Paul Allen gives viewers an inside look at what to expect in the upcoming game.
(MSC) Vikings Huddle A community and family-oriented show hosted by the Voice of the Vikings, Paul Allen.
10:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Fantasy Football Now Host Robert Flores and analysts Matthew Berry, Tim Hasselbeck,
Tuesday
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime Trey Wingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge.
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) Mike and Mike’s Best of the NFL Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic discuss NFL action from the previous week’s games.
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Western Michigan at Northern Illinois. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Teams TBA. (Taped)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Western Michigan at Northern Illinois.
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Washington at Oregon State.
Wednesday
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Teams TBA.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Vikings Huddle A community and familyoriented show hosted by the Voice of the Vikings, Paul Allen.
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
5:00 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime Trey Wingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge. (Live)
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Vikings Huddle A community and familyoriented show hosted by the Voice of the Vikings, Paul Allen.
4:30 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
5:30 p.m. (ESPN) Monday Night
Countdown With host Chris Berman and analysts Mike Ditka, Tom Jackson, Keyshawn Johnson, Cris Carter, Chris Mortensen, Stuart Scott, Adam Schefter and Steve Young. (Live)
7:25 p.m. (ESPN) San Francisco
49ers at Washington Redskins. From FedEx Field in Landover, Md. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Prime-
Time Trey Wingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge.
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Films
Presents
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA.
(Taped)
3:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA.
(Taped)
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Vikings Huddle A community and familyoriented show hosted by the Voice of the Vikings, Paul Allen.
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
8:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill (SHOW) Inside the NFL
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Films
Presents
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
4:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Thursday
10:30 a.m. ) / FOX NFL Pregame (Live)
11:30 a.m. ) / Green Bay Packers at Detroit Lions. From Ford Field in Detroit. (Live)
2:30 p.m. ) / FOX NFL Postgame (Live)
3:00 p.m. _ The NFL Today Host James Brown; with Boomer Esiason, Dan Marino, Shannon Sharpe and Bill Cowher. (Live)
3:30 p.m. _ Oakland Raiders at Dallas Cowboys. From AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Vikings Huddle A community and familyoriented show hosted by the Voice of the Vikings, Paul Allen.
6:30 p.m. (ESPN) Mississippi at Mississippi State. (Live)
PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK
7:00 p.m. + NFL Pregame Show (Live)
(MSC) The New College Football Show Preview games from the ACC, SEC & Conference USA; analysis of each week’s biggest games.
7:30 p.m. + Pittsburgh Steelers at Baltimore Ravens. From M&T Bank Stadium in Baltimore. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) The New College Football Show Preview games from the ACC, SEC & Conference USA; analysis of each week’s biggest games.
1:00 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
1:30 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Mississippi at Mississippi State.
Friday
9:00 a.m. (MSC) The New College Football Show Preview games from the ACC, SEC & Conference USA; analysis of each week’s biggest games.
11:00 a.m. % Iowa at Nebraska. (Live) (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)
12:00 p.m. (MSC) The New College Football Show Preview games from the ACC, SEC & Conference USA; analysis of each week’s biggest games.
12:30 p.m. _ Best of College
Football 2013
1:00 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
1:30 p.m. _ Arkansas at LSU. (Live)
(MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
2:00 p.m. ) / FOX College
Saturday Insights and opinions on the day’s top games.
(Live)
(ESPN2) College Football
Scoreboard (Live)
2:30 p.m. % Teams TBA. (Live) ) / Washington State at Washington. (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)
8:30 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
1:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.
Saturday
7:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
7:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Matchup
8:00 a.m. (ESPN) College
GameDay Chris Fowler, Lee Corso, Kirk Herbstreit and Desmond Howard provide game angles, previews and analysis. (Live)
11:00 a.m. % Teams TBA. (Live)
+ Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
7 SEC Game of the Week: Teams TBA. (Live) (ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)
1:00 p.m. (MSC) Teams TBA.
(Live)
1:30 p.m. + Bayou Classic
— Grambling State vs. Southern. From the Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans.
(Live)
2:00 p.m. _ College Football
Today (Live) (ESPN) (ESPN2) College Football Scoreboard (Live)
2:30 p.m. % _ (ESPN)
(ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)
5:30 p.m. ) / FOX College
Saturday Insights and opinions on the day’s top games. (Live)
(ESPN) (ESPN2) College Football Scoreboard (Live)
6:00 p.m. ) / College Football (Live)
(ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams TBA.
(Live)
7:00 p.m. % Teams TBA. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Scoreboard (Live)
9:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College Football Final (Live)
1:33 a.m. + Vikings GamePlan Vikings radio Play-byPlay man Paul Allen gives viewers an inside look at what to expect in the upcoming game.
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) College Football Final
3:00 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Matchup (ESPN2) Teams TBA.
3:30 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.
5:30 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Matchup
GOLF
Sunday
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Pregame (Live)
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) CME Group
Titleholders, Final Round. From Naples, Fla. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
3:30 p.m. (GOLF) ISPS Handa
World Cup of Golf, Final Round. Adam Scott, Graeme McDowell, Vijay Singh, Angel Cabrera and Matt Kuchar are expected to compete. From Victoria, Australia.
7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) CME Group
Titleholders, Final Round. From Naples, Fla.
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) CME Group
Titleholders, Final Round. From Naples, Fla.
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Monday
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) CME Group
Titleholders, Final Round. From Naples, Fla.
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) ISPS Handa
World Cup of Golf, Final
Round. Adam Scott, Graeme McDowell, Vijay Singh, Angel Cabrera and Matt Kuchar are expected to compete. From Victoria, Australia.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Raymond Floyd.
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Tuesday
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) French Riviera Masters Highlights Peter Fowler.
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
NFL One team threatens to implode after a shocking decision.
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
NFL A Sudden Death Chal-
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
NFL NFL legends join this season’s competitors to try to earn tour exemptions.
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy
12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Challenge Series
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Challenge Series
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Challenge Series
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Wednesday
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf Lee Westwood discusses changes he’s made to improve his short game.
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
NFL A Sudden Death Challenge takes a decidedly personal turn.
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break
NFL NFL legends join this season’s competitors to try to earn tour exemptions.
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Scottish Hydro Challenge Highlights Brooks Koepka.
Thursday
9:30 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break
NFL NFL legends join this season’s competitors to try to earn tour exemptions.
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Alfred Dunhill Championship, First Round. From South Africa.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Keegan Bradley.
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Alfred Dunhill Championship, First Round. From South Africa.
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts Interviews with President George W. Bush and Michael J. Fox.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Friday
9:30 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break
NFL One team threatens to implode after a shocking decision.
10:30 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break NFL A Sudden Death Challenge takes a decidedly personal turn.
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break
NFL NFL legends join this season’s competitors to try to earn tour exemptions.
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Alfred Dunhill Championship, Second Round. From South Africa.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
NFL NFL legends join this season’s competitors to try to earn tour exemptions.
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Alfred Dunhill Championship, Second Round. From South Africa.
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy Team Rice members share tips to improve long game success.
10:30 a.m. (GOLF) ISPS Handa’s Heroes.
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Alfred Dunhill Championship, Third Round. From South Africa.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
NFL NFL legends join this season’s competitors to try to earn tour exemptions.
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Alfred Dunhill Championship, Third Round. From South Africa.
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy Tips for increasing distance, hitting the flop shot and improving the bunker game.
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy Improving consistency and quality of shots around the green.
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Top 10
12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Top 10 The greatest holes in one.
HOCKEY
Monday
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota-Duluth at Minnesota.
1:30 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Wild at Winnipeg Jets. From MTS Centre in Winnipeg, Manitoba.
Tuesday
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)
Wednesday
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Phoenix Coyotes at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)
Thursday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Wild Live
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Phoenix Coyotes at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.
1:30 p.m. (MSC) Phoenix Coyotes at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.
Friday
lenge takes a decidedly personal turn.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros Two-time LPGA winner shares tips to her European-style short game.
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy Improving fairway bunker shots, in-between wedge shots and trouble shots.
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Top 10 Top moments from Fred Couples’ career.
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
NFL A Sudden Death Challenge takes a decidedly personal turn.
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
NFL NFL legends join this season’s competitors to try to earn tour exemptions.
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
NFL NFL legends join this season’s competitors to try to earn tour exemptions.
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) English Seniors Open Highlights Steen Tinning.
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
NFL A Sudden Death Challenge takes a decidedly personal turn.
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
NFL NFL legends join this season’s competitors to try to earn tour exemptions.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly Highlights and previews of the European Golf Tour.
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) ISPS Handa’s Heroes. (Taped)
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break
NFL NFL legends join this season’s competitors to try to earn tour exemptions.
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy Marc Bulger gets help with his ball striking and driver.
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros Two-time LPGA winner shares tips to her European-style short game.
12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros Louis Oosthuizen, 2010 British Open champion, shares tips for warming up and making short putts.
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Northern Ireland Open Challenge Highlights Daan Huizing.
4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy
4:30 a.m. (GOLF) Alfred Dunhill Championship, Third Round. From South Africa. (Live)
Saturday
8:30 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break
NFL NFL legends join this season’s competitors to try to earn tour exemptions.
9:30 a.m. (GOLF) Patriot Cup. From Owasso, Okla.
12:00 p.m. + New York Rangers at Boston Bruins. From TD Garden in Boston. (Live)
4:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)
5:00 p.m. (MSC) Colorado Avalanche at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn. (Live)
7:30 p.m. ) Miami (Ohio) at Bemidji State. (Live) (MSC) Wild Live (Live)
8:00 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.
12:00 a.m. ) Miami (Ohio) at Bemidji State. (MSC) Colorado Avalanche at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.
Saturday
5:00 p.m. (MSC) Wisconsin at Minnesota. (Live)
7:00 p.m. ) Miami (Ohio) at Bemidji State. (Live)
12:00 a.m. ) Miami (Ohio) at Bemidji State.
(MSC) Wisconsin at Minnesota
KMSP Paid Program Time of Grace Fox 9 Morning News: Sunday (N) FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Fox 9 Morning News: Sunday (N)
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›› “Hackers” (1995) Jonny Lee Miller, Angelina Jolie. Teen computer freaks vs. embezzler. (CC)
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›› “Next of Kin” (1989, Crime Drama) Patrick Swayze, Liam Neeson, Adam Baldwin.
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› “Wrath of the Titans” (2012) Sam Worthington. (CC) (:15) Mike Tyson: Undisputed Truth (S) (CC) (:45) “Whoopi Goldberg Presents Moms Mabley” (2013) (MAX) (5:30) ›› “Spy Game” (2001) Robert Redford. (S) ‘R’ (:40) › “Date Movie” (2006) Alyson Hannigan. (S) ‘PG-13’
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› “Autumn in New York” (2000) Richard Gere. ‘PG-13’ (:45) ››› “Mean Girls” (2004, Comedy) Lindsay Lohan. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “The Words” (2012) Bradley Cooper. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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Perks of Being a Wall-
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›› “The Lucky One” (2012) Zac Efron. (S) ‘PG-13’
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Bang Bang Club” (2010, Drama) Ryan Phillippe. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “The Darkest Hour” (2011) Emile Hirsch.
Like Us” (2012, Drama) Chris Pine. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
“The Frighteners” (1996, Suspense) Michael J. Fox. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ››› “The Illusionist” (2006) Edward Norton. (CC)
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›› “Lawless” (2012, Crime Drama) Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Homeland Carrie and Brody reunite. Masters of Sex “Involuntary”
››› “Carlito’s Way” (1993, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Sean Penn, Penelope Ann Miller. ‘R’
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(:05) › “Filth and Wisdom” (2008) Eugene Hutz. (S) ‘NR’
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››› “Jerry Maguire” (1996) Tom Cruise. Sex-CitySex-CitySex-CitySex-CityKardashianKardashianSecret Societies of Hollywood
TH The Drama QueenKardashianKardashianKardashianKardashianTotal DivasTotal DivasTotal Divas ››› “Mrs. Doubtfire” (1993)
F Giuliana & Bill ›› “Maid in Manhattan” (2002) ››› “Mrs. Doubtfire” (1993) Robin Williams, Sally Field. Burning SoupKardashian
M SportCtrSportsCenter SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterNFL PrimeTimeNFL InsidersNFL Live AroundPardonSportCtrMonday
T SportsCenterSportsCenter InsidersBest/ SportsCenter
(ESPN)
W SportsCenterNFL Insiders
TH 2013 World Series of Poker 2013 World Series of Poker 2013 World Series of Poker
F SportCtrCollege Basketball College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) BasketCollege Basketball
M (5:00) Mike & Mike First Take Numbers NeverFirst Take SportsCenterCollege Basketball: Maui InvitationalBasketCollege Basketball
T College Basketball BasketCollege Basketball Basket
(ESPN2)
W First Take Numbers NeverSportsNationQuestionOutsideCollege Basketball
TH College Basketball: Old Spice ClassicCollege Basketball: Old Spice Classic College Basketball Basket
F College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) ScoreCollege Basketball Teams TBA. (N) College Basketball
M ChapletRosaryDaily MassSunday PrimeMother AngelicaWomen Holy Daily MassThe Best ofReliSaintChapletRosaryTruthAnimatThe FriarBkmrkFaithChrist
T Life on the RockMother Angelica Rosary Threshold of Hope TruthCatholicCatholicChoices
(EWTN)
W Threshold of HopeMother Angelica G.K.Suffering CatholicLucySaintNews
TH EWTN LiveClassicsReli A Miracle in DivineCat ChatFind Faith
F World Over LiveCatholic Catholic The Journey HomeDevoStations CrossDonutChurch
(FAM) GroundGround’70s’70s’70s700 ClubThe 700 ClubGilmore GirlsRebaVaried8, Rules8, RulesBoy...Boy...Boy...Boy...MovieVaried Programs
(FNC) (5:00) FOX and Friends America’s Newsroom Happening Now News HQ The Real StoryShepard SmithNeil CavutoThe Five Special Report
M PaidPaidVikingsThe WIAC: A Celebration of College Football Teams TBA. (Taped) College Hockey NHL Hockey: Wild at JetsThe Best of PrideVikings VikingsWe Love Wolves
T WolvesWolvesThe Best of PrideNBA Basketball WolvesNBA Basketball WolvesPregameUEFA Champions League Soccer Teams TBA. West-CustomsUFCCoach
(FSN)
W World Poker TourDodgeWe Love College Football Teams TBA. VikingsVikings World Poker TourVikingsVikings
TH Need Joint Wild WolvesSledUEFANBA Basketball NHL Hockey: Coyotes at WildNBA Basketball NHL Hockey: Coyotes at WildFameExtremeVikings DodgeWest-Customs
F PaidPaidRooster Due West-CustomsNew College Football ShowDue WaterOutdoorCllege FootballJerry KillVikingsCollege Basketball Game Wild NHL Hockey
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(FX)
M Love It or List ItLove It or List ItLove It or List ItLove It or List ItLove It or List ItHuntersHunt
T AbroadSarah Sarah Sarah Holiday KitchenHuntersHuntersHuntersHunters
(HGTV)
8 – NOVEMBER 24 - 30, 2013 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH MOVIES SPORTS KIDS NEWS
TH Sell LAHomesFlip or Flip or Flip or Flip or Flip or Flip or Flip or Flip or Flip or Flip or Flip or Flip or Flip or Flip or Property BrothersProperty BrothersProperty BrothersProperty Brothers
M Modern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsThe Bible The Bible
T Haunted HistoryHaunted HistoryHaunted HistoryHaunted HistoryHaunted HistoryHaunted HistoryHaunted HistoryFirst Apocalypse Seven Signs of the ApocalypsePawnPawn
W Modern MarvelsDesperate Crossing: The Untold Story of MayflowerAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican Pickers
F HuntersHuntersHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlHuntersHuntersHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlHuntersHuntersHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlHuntersHuntersHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlHuntersHuntersHunt Intl (HIST)
TH Swamp PeopleSwamp PeopleSwamp PeopleSwamp PeopleSwamp PeopleSwamp PeopleSwamp PeopleSwamp PeopleSwamp PeopleSwamp PeopleSwampsgivingPawnPawn
CABLE CHANNELS
M BalanceBalanceChrisChrisFrasierFrasierFrasierFrasierFrasierFrasierMotherMotherGrey’s AnatomyGrey’s AnatomyCharmed Charmed Wife Swap“Recipe-Christ.”
T MotherMotherWitches, East Witches, East“Will You Merry”
(LIFE)
W Spaces › “Two Can Play That Game” (2001)
TH ›› “My Sister’s Keeper” (2009) (CC)
F
M Match of the DayMatch of the DayThe Dan Patrick Show SportsDash Yahoo!B. DanceSeasonsOutd’rPremierEnglish Premier League SoccerGoal Pro Football TalkStrong
and Joy” (2003) (CC) “The March Sisters at Christmas” (CC) ››› “A Christmas Proposal” (2008) “Nanny-Christ” (NBCSN)
T Premier League Manchester Mondays Blue ColHunterHuntingHuntONTVOutd’rOutd’rsWhitetail Fantasy Fantasy
W English Premier League Soccer WhitetailWalleyeFederaWalleyeBlitz TVWildLiMotorWalleyeFNIA
TH Premier League Match of the WeekDan PatrickDan PatrickDan PatrickWildLiHunterOutd’rsOutsideOutOutd’rFLW OutdoorsCharlieB. Dance HunterHunterNHL TopNHL Top
F PL-NewsPremierMatchPL-News Skiing (N) (Live) Return to Vancouver FNIACollege Basketball: Barclays Center Classic (NICK)
M PaidPaidPaidPaidCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCops ›› “Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life” (2003) ››› “The Mummy” (1999) Brendan Fraser. (S)
T Bar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar RescueBar Rescue ››› “The Mummy” (1999) Brendan Fraser. (S) ›› “The Mummy Returns” (2001) (S)
Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.PAWUmiVariedDora...Dora...BubbleVariedPAWSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Varied Programs Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge. (SPIKE)
W TattooTattooTattooTattooTattooTattoo ››› “The Rundown” (2003) The Rock. (S) ›› “The Transporter 2” (2005) (S) ›› “The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift” (S)
TH CopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCopsCops
M PaidPaid“Jack Hunter-Lost Treasure of Ugarit”“In the Name of the King: Dungeon” ›› “Star Trek: the Motion Picture” (1979) Leonard Nimoy (:25) ›››› “Raiders of the Lost Ark” (1981) ››› “Troy”
T ZoneZone ›› “Killer Mountain” (2011) (CC) ›› “Jabberwock” (2011) (CC) ›› “Godzilla” (1998) Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno. (CC) ›› “Hulk” (2003, Fantasy) Eric Bana, Jennifer Connelly.
F Bar RescueBar Rescue ››› “Batman Begins” (2005, Action) Christian Bale. (S) ›› “Star Wars: Episode I -- The Phantom Menace” (1999) (S) “Star Wars: Episode II” (SYFY)
W Haunted HighwayHaunted HighwayHaunted HighwayHaunted HighwayHaunted HighwayHaunted HighwayParanormal Wi.Paranormal Wi.Paranormal Wi.Paranormal Wi.Paranormal Wi.
TH ››› “Dr. No” (1962) Sean Connery. (CC) ››› “Thunderball” (1965) Sean Connery. ››› “Tomorrow Never Dies” (1997) (CC) ›› “The World Is Not Enough” (1999) (CC) “Die Another Day”
M Call2AllK. ShookSuperJ. MeyerCrefloJ. HageePrinceY’r DayCopeProphGoodMannaBehindJewishLife ToTodayThe 700 ClubJ. HageeJewish ››› “Barabbas” (1962)
T Turning Jew. Je Graham ClassicDr. to Dr. Super ››› “King of Kings” (1961) Jeffrey Hunter.
W Israel: A Change Best of Praise J. Meyer ››› “The Greatest Story Ever Told” (1965)
F Zone ›› “The Man With the Golden Gun” (1974) Roger Moore. ››› “You Only Live Twice” (1967, Action) (CC) ››› “GoldenEye” (1995, Action) Pierce Brosnan. (CC) ››› “Casino Royale” (2006) (CC) (TBN)
TH Master G. Where Is God Now? Lifestyle God/40 Years of God’s Miracles
F Cross Dupl’tis Holy ›› “Facing the Giants” (2006) ›› “The Scarlet and the Black” (1983) (TBS)
M MarriedMarriedThere PayneBrownsPrincePrincePrincePrinceWipeout CleveAmer.Amer.Amer.CougarFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsKingKingSeinfeldSeinfeld
FriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsFriends
TH
F (:45) ››› “Shrek” (2001, Comedy) (:45) ››› “Shrek 2” (2004, Comedy) (:45) ›› “Shrek the Third” (2007) (:45) ›››› “The Wizard of Oz” (1939) (TCM)
M “Kissing Bandit” ›› “On an Island With You” (1948) ››› “Battleground” (1949, War) ››› “Border Incident”(:45) ››› “Mystery Street” (1950) ››› “My Man and I” (CC) (:15) ››› “Cheyenne Autumn” (CC)
T “Woman Rebels”(:15) ›› “The Iron Petticoat” (1956) “Music-Heart”(:15) ›› “The Big Store”(:45) ››› “Easy to Love” (1953) ›› “The Mating of Millie” ›› “Let’s Be Happy”(:45) ››› “Genghis Khan”
W Thomas ›››› “Rififi” (1955) Jean Servais. ››› “The Asphalt Jungle” (1950) ›› “Side Street” (1950) “Stakeout on Dope Street” ››› “Gun Crazy” (1950) (:15) ›››› “Bonnie and Clyde”“Anderson Tape”
TH (:15) ››› “The Young Savages” ››› “Vengeance Valley” ››› “The Secret Garden”(:15) ››› “Lassie Come Home” ›››› “National Velvet” (1944) (:15) ››› “The Phantom Tollbooth”“Muppets Take”
F (5:00) ››› “The Great Race” (1965) ››› “Jason and the Argonauts” ›› “Hang ’Em High” (1968) (CC) ›››› “Zorba the Greek” (1964, Drama) (CC) ››› “Lover Come Back” (1961) ››› “Hello, Dolly!” (1969)
(TLC) Baby’s MultiplesBabyBabyBabyBabyVaried ProgramsSay YesSay YesNot Varied19 KidsVaried Programs
(TNT) Charmed Charmed SupernaturalSupernaturalSupernaturalVaried Programs Castle CastleVariedCastle
(TOON) Ben 10BeyPokeMovieVaried Programs
(TRAV) PaidPaidPaidPaidVaried Programs
(TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidVaried Programs
(TVLAND) PaidPaidPaidPaidMurder...VariedV. DykeV. DykeLucyLucyGriffithGriffithGunsm.VariedGunsm.VariedBonanzaVariedBonanzaVariedBonanzaVariedGriffithGriffith
M NCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los Angeles
T Law & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVU
(USA)
W NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS
TH ››› “Bridesmaids” (2011) Kristen Wiig. Mod Mod Mod Mod Mod Mod Mod Mod Mod Mod Mod Mod Mod Mod Mod Mod Mod Mod Mod
F (5:00) “Running Scared” (CC) ›› “Faster” (2010) Dwayne Johnson. ›› “The Mechanic” (2011, Action) ››› “The Bourne Ultimatum” (2007) (CC)
“Red Eye” (2005) (S) ›› “The Three Stooges” ›› “Chasing Mavericks” (2012) (S) 24/7“Mr. & Mrs. Smith”
W “Looney Tunes”“Miracle on 34th Street” (S) PromToxic Hot Seat ››› “Anywhere but Here” (1999) (S) REAL SportsMike Tyson: Undisputed ›› “I, Robot” (2004) Will Smith. (S) “Dark Shadows”
TH Sliding(:45) ›› “Hop” (2011) (S) (CC) Ro ››› “Pitch Perfect” (2012) (S) (CC) ››› “Ray” (2004) Jamie Foxx. (S) (CC) ›› “Trouble With the Curve” (2012) (:25) “The Three Stooges”Sport in America
F “While-Sleeping”“Thunderstruck” (2012) (S) (:45) ›› “Taken 2” (2012) (S) (CC) ›› “Chasing Mavericks” (2012) (S) ›› “I, Robot” (2004) Will Smith. (S) ››› “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012) (S) (CC) “Wrath-Titans” (MAX)
M Here (:40) ››› “American Splendor” (S) ›› “Gangster Squad” (2013) (S) (CC) ››› “Swingers” (1996) (S) Strike: Origins“Very Harold & Kumar 3D”(:45) › “Battlefield Earth” (2000) (S) (:45) ›› “Gangster Squad”
T (5:00) “G.I. Jane”(:10) ››› “Presumed Innocent” (1990) (S) (CC) (:20) ››› “The Negotiator” (1998) Strike: Origins ›› “Ted” (2012) Mark Wahlberg. (S) ›› “Original Gangstas” (1996) (S) (:20) ›› “Battleship” (S)
W Best-II(:45) ››› “The Crucible” (1996) (S) (CC) (8:50) “Reversal of Fortune”(:45) ›› “Safe House” (2012) (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “Red Tails” (2012) Cuba Gooding Jr. ›› “Warm Bodies” (2013) (S) (CC) (4:50) “Die Hard 2”
TH (5:00) “The Debt”(6:55) ››› “Ocean’s Twelve” (2004) (:05) “Rise of the Guardians”(:45) ››› “Les Misérables” (2012) Hugh Jackman. (S) (:25) › “Me, Myself & Irene” (2000) (:25) ››› “Heat” (1995) Al Pacino. (S) (CC)
M Its (:45) ››› “Knucklehead” (2010) (S) “D3: The Mighty Ducks” (S) (:15) ›› “The Iron Lady” (2011) (S) ›› “Cocktail” (1988) Tom Cruise. (S) (1:55) ››› “Out of Sight” (1998) (S) “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn”
T No Look(:40) “The Little Match Makers” (2011) ›› “Good Boy!” (2003) (S) ›› “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen”The World According to Dick Cheney ›› “Behind the Burly Q”(:45) ›› “Save the Date” (2012) (S) Words
F “Mystery Science”(6:50) › “Foolish” (1999) (S) (:20) ››› “Anna Karenina” (2012) (:35) ›› “The Island” (2005) Ewan McGregor. ›› “Mission: Impossible” (1996) (S) ››› “Prometheus” (2012) (S) (CC) (:10) “Broken City” (SHOW)
W (5:45) “Wish Me Away” (S) “3 Men-Little L.” (:15) ›› “The Beaver” (2011) (S) (CC) “People-Stairs” (:45) ››› “Stage Beauty” (2004) (S) “The Perks of Being a Wallflower” › “The Cold Light of Day”
TH (5:30) “Will” (2011) (:15) ›› “W.” (2008) Josh Brolin. (S) (CC) ›› “Reindeer Games” (S) (:15) › “Even Money” (2006, Drama) (:15) ››› “Out of Sight” (1998) (S) (CC) “Jay Z Made in America” (S) Against the Tide
M “Kissing a Fool”(:10) › “The Double” (2011) (CC) ›› “Elizabeth: The Golden Age” (S) ››› “Gosford Park” (2001) Eileen Atkins. (S) (:20) › “Knife Fight” (2012) ›› “Wicker Park” (2004) (S) ›› “The Wood”
T Happy(:45) ››› “My Left Foot” (1989) (S) ›› “A Gentleman’s Game” (2001) ››› “Billy Elliot” (2000) (S) (CC) ›› “Sylvia” (2003) Gwyneth Paltrow. (:20) ››› “Far and Away” (1992) (S) (:40) ››› “Blackthorn” (S)
F (4:15) W. ›› “Good Boy!” (2003) (S) ›› “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen”“Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn” ›› “Cocktail”“The Other Shore: The Diana Nyad Story” (2013) ›› “The Iron Lady” (2011) “Love and Honor” (TMC)
W (:05) ›› “Uptown Girls” (S) (:40) ››› “War Horse” (2011) Emily Watson. (:10) “Rain Fall” (2009) Kippei Shiina. (:05) ››› “Carlito’s Way” (1993) Al Pacino. ›› “Metro” (1997) Eddie Murphy.
“Side Effects,” youtu. be/YaF5UbnELe0
The musical drama, inspired by the phenomenon of people covering songs on YouTube, stars Chester See, Meg DeLacy, Lulu Antariksa, Cade Canon Ball, Finn Roberts, Keli Price, Lia Marie Johnson, Taryn Southern, Meghan Rosette and Vincent Cyr. It focuses on a teen (DeLacy) whose prescription medication causes her to have musical hallucinations as she deals with personal tragedy.
“Acting Disruptive,” on.aol.com/show/actingdisruptive-517953113/episode/517956343
The Web documentary series takes viewers inside the businesses and the passion projects of top Hollywood celebrities. Creator and host Max Lugavere sits down with stars and goes behind the scenes to see how they’re leveraging their star power in the business world. Episodes include one featuring “Entourage” star Adrian Grenier and his eco-conscious Web store SHFT.com.
It often feels as if there’s more than one Guy Fieri.
Given how often he’s on Food Network – “Guy’s Grocery Games” is the latest – and his frequent appearances on other shows, Fieri is ubiquitous.
A larger-than-life character with his shock of bleached hair, Fieri chomps on carrots and takes stock of his empire.
He has seven restaurants in California, the massive Guy’s American Kitchen & Bar in Times Square, one opening on the Las Vegas Strip, and burger joints on six cruise ships. At Montclair (N.J.) State University, he has Guy Fieri on Campus.
“Being that I still think I am a college kid, that I think like a college kid,” Fieri says. He recalls eating too much processed food in college, so he serves fresh foods. Fieri answers a question that dogs those who haven’t eaten in his restaurants. What is donkey sauce, and how did that name come about?
“When I was building my concept for Carnival Cruise Lines, there was a discussion of what we could and not put on the burgers,” he says. “I made a sauce out of mustard, garlic aioli and Worcestershire.”
One of his friends said he didn’t want that on his burger, so Fieri told him, “If you don’t put it on there, you are a jackass.” And donkey sauce was christened. Of his many projects, Fieri is amped about the latest show.
“Take what you love about food competition shows,” Fieri says. “You like the craziness, the competition, the timing, the creativity. You like the elimination, the anticipation, all of those things. This show is all that, plus, plus! We have a situation (where) not only are the people preparing but shopping for it.”
Contestants are given a tour of the Los Angeles grocery store where it’s set so they know the layout before the challenges. In one, chefs make a Mexican dinner – not a big deal, but they cannot leave the canned foods aisle.
“It is a blast to see these chefs getting a chance to compete for that kind of notoriety in that kind of environment,” Fieri says. “It’s the challenge of all challenges. I have a blast. My only challenge is I don’t turn off very well. I am fortunate to have the crew I have because they have to keep me controlled.”
IN FOCUS
“Red Scare,” www.redscare.tv
Set in 1956 in suburban Plainview, Conn., on a night where most of the town is at the big basketball game, the Web series of five eight-minute episodes launches with an air-raid siren that sends everyone scrambling to the fallout shelters. Ten strangers — including a greaser, a beatnik and a Romanian exchange student — wind up locked together ... and one of them is a vampire.
“So Awkward,” soawkwardseries.com
The Web series, which premiered earlier this month and features music by Sheen, focuses on Preston (Elliot Joseph) and Jeannie (Tarah Consoli), two lovelorn 20-somethings who just can’t seem to get past the awkward stage in their stalled relationship.
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(ESPN) Monday Night Countdown (N) NFL Football San Francisco 49ers at Washington Redskins. SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) NFL PrimeTime (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter
(ESPN2) Basketball College Basketball: Progressive Legends Classic College Basketball Progressive Legends Classic -- Houston vs. Stanford. (N) (Live) College Basketball Maui Invitational -- Dayton vs. Gonzaga. (N) (Live)
NBA Tonight (N) NFL Presents College Football Teams TBA. (Taped) College Football Teams TBA. (Taped) Mike & Mike (N) (Live) (CC)
(EWTN) Daily Mass (CC) The Journey HomeEvangeRosaryWorld Over LiveThe Women Daily Mass (CC) The Journey HomeFaithThe TaChristWisdomRememGodB’kstageMaryAt LastMorality
(FAM) ›› “Richie Rich’s Christmas Wish” ›› “Richie Rich” (1994, Comedy) The 700 Club (S) ›› “Richie Rich” (1994, Comedy) PaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerDrenda
(FNC) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) The Kelly FileHannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren Red Eye (N) The Five FOX and Friends First (N) FOX and Friends (N)
(FSN) NBA Basketball: Timberwolves at Pacers WolvesWolvesThe WIAC: A Celebration of World Poker TourNBA Basketball WolvesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (FX) (5:00) ››› “Avatar” (2009) Sam Worthington. ››› “Avatar” (2009) Sam Worthington, Voice of Zoe Saldana. LouieLouiePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) The Golf Fix (N) Feherty Raymond Floyd. ›› “Seven Days in Utopia” (2011, Drama) Robert Duvall, Lucas Black. Golf Central ›› “Seven Days in Utopia” (2011, Drama) Robert Duvall, Lucas Black. The Golf
(HGTV) Love It or List ItLove It or List ItLove It or List ItHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItLove It or List ItHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List
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››› “Beau Travail” (1999, Drama) Denis Lavant, Michel Subor. Premiere. The Story of Film: An Odyssey (N) (:15) ››› “Funny Games” (1997) Susanne Lothar, Ulrich Mühe. Premiere.
›› “Touki Bouki” (1973) Christoph Colomb. Premiere. “Woman Rebels” (TLC) The 8-Limbed BoySchizophrenicSchizophrenicThe Town That SchizophrenicThe Town That SchizophrenicThe 8-Limbed BoyPopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCandyCupcake (TNT) Major CrimesMajor CrimesMajor Crimes (N) Rizzoli & IslesMajor CrimesCold Justice (CC) CSI: NY “Sláinte” Law & Order (S) The Closer (CC) Southland (CC) Smallville (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) AdvenRegularStevenMAD (N) RegularAdvenCleveAmer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidKing/HillAmer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenWholeSquidCleveKing/HillScoobyGumball (TRAV) FoodFoodBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnFull ThrottlePawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnFull ThrottleBlack GoldStingsPaidPaidPaid
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(:05) ›› “Promised Land” (2012, Drama) Matt Damon. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Sarah Silverman: We Are Miracles (3:55) Toxic Hot Seat (S) (CC) Michigan (MAX) “Gangster Sqd” (:45) ››› “The Bourne Legacy” (2012, Action) Jeremy Renner, Rachel Weisz. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(HBO) (:10) ›› “Promised Land” (2012, Drama) Matt Damon. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Toxic Hot Seat (N) (S) (CC) Sarah Silverman: We Are Miracles Getting On (S) 24/7 ›› “Taken 2” (2012) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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Strike: Origins (:40) “All Babe Network” (2013) Mary Carey. ‘NR’ (CC) (:05) ›› “Prince of Darkness” (1987, Horror) Donald Pleasence. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Girls in Bed (:20) ››› “The Full Monty” (1997) Robert Carlyle.
››› “G.I. Jane” (1997) Demi Moore. (SHOW) Time of Death
“Maria & Toni”
Homeland Carrie and Brody reunite. Masters of Sex “Involuntary”
Homeland Carrie and Brody reunite. Masters of Sex “Involuntary”
Time of Death “Maria & Toni”
››› “Out of Sight” (1998, Crime Drama) George Clooney. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05) “National Lampoon’s Dirty Movie” (2011) ‘R’ (:40) ››› “Paul Williams Still Alive” (2011) (S) ‘PG-13’ (:10) “No Look Pass” (2011) ‘NR’ (TMC) (5:00) ›› “The Wood” (1999) ‘R’ ››› “50/50” (2011) Joseph Gordon-Levitt. ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ››› “Pieces of April” (2003) Katie Holmes. › “The Double” (2011) Richard Gere. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) “Busty Coeds vs. Lusty Cheerleaders” (2011) ‘NR’ (:05) “Girls Gone Dead” (2012, Comedy) Jerry Lawler. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Wonderland” (1999, Drama) Shirley Henderson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (4:50) ›› “Happy Accidents” (2000)
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Park III” (2001, Adventure)
Neill, William H. Macy.
an ancient brotherhood.
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(SYFY) Face Off: NakedTop 20 CountdownNaked VegasNaked Vegas (N) Naked VegasNaked Vegas ›› “Fire Serpent” (2007) “Lockjaw: Rise of the Kulev”ZonePaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) KingKPottersBehindJ. MeyerPrinceParsley › “The Ten Commandments” (2007) Alfred Molina SecretsCreflo“Love’s Enduring Promise”“Love’s Long Journey” ›› “Love’s Abiding Joy”Wom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangTrust Me, I’m Conan (CC) Pete Holmes Conan (CC) Pete Holmes Trust Me, I’m ›› “Going the Distance” (2010) Drew Barrymore. (CC) (DVS) Better Worse MarriedName Is Earl Engagement Name Is Earl (TCM) (4:45) ››› “Genghis Khan” A Night at the Movies (N) (CC)
››› “Bullitt” (1968, Crime Drama) Steve McQueen, Robert Vaughn. (CC)
A Night at the Movies (CC)
››› “The Naked City” (1948) Barry Fitzgerald, Howard Duff. (CC)
››› “White Heat” (1949) James Cagney, Virginia Mayo. (CC) (DVS)
››› “The Taking of Pelham One Two Three” (1974) (:45) ››› “The Thomas Crown Affair” (1968) (CC) (TLC) MediumMediumLittle PeopleLittle PeopleCoupleCoupleLittle PeopleCoupleCoupleLittle PeopleMediumMediumPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidWorld Pastry (TNT) Castle (S) (CC) Castle (S) Boston’s FinestMarshal LawBoston’s FinestMarshal LawCold Justice (CC) The Mentalist (S) The Closer (CC) Cold Case (CC) Smallville “Beast” Smallville (CC) (TOON) TotalGumballUncle AnnoyRegularAdvenCleveAmer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidKing/HillAmer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenWholeSquidCleveKing/HillScoobyGumball (TRAV) FoodFoodBizarre FoodsBggg Bggg Gem Hunt (N) Lost Survivors (N) Bggg Bggg Gem Hunt (CC) Lost SurvivorsBizarre FoodsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnStorageStorageStorageStoragePawnPawnPawnPawnStorageStorageStorageStorageCaughtCaughtStoragePaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Raymond Raymond Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Raymond Raymond The ExesGolden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit NCIS “Extreme Prejudice” (S) (WGN-A) Funny Videos ››› “Signs” (2002, Suspense) Mel Gibson. MotherMotherRulesRulesParksParks30 Rock30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
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(HBO) (5:00) ›› “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)
› “Identity Thief” (2013, Comedy) Jason Bateman, Jon Favreau. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Boardwalk Empire (S) (CC)
School Girl ›› “American Reunion” (2012, Comedy) Jason Biggs. (S) ‘R’ (CC) 24/7(1:55) Bill Maher... But I’m Not Wrong (S) (CC) (:20) › “Identity Thief” (2013) Jason Bateman. (S) ‘R’ “Looney Tunes: Back in Action” (S) (MAX) “Battleship” (S) (:40) ››› “The Negotiator” (1998, Suspense) Samuel L. Jackson, Kevin Spacey. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Mission: Impossible” (1996, Action) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Girl’s Guide Strike Back: Origins (CC)
Femme Fatales (12:55) ›› “Wild Orchid” (1989) Mickey Rourke. (S) ‘R’ (:40) ››› “Clean and Sober” (1988, Drama) Michael Keaton. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Engagement
›› “Best of the Best II” (1993) ‘R’ (SHOW) (5:30) ›› “The Words” (2012) (S) (:15) ›› “Deadfall” (2012, Suspense) Eric Bana, Charlie Hunnam. ‘R’ Masters of Sex “Involuntary”
Homeland Carrie and Brody reunite.
››› “Jarhead” (2005, War) Jake Gyllenhaal, Peter Sarsgaard. ‘R’
(:05) Jim Rome on Showtime (CC) (:05) “Division III: Football’s Finest” (2011) Andy Dick. ‘R’ (:45) ›› “The Brothers Bloom” (2008) Rachel Weisz. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Wish Me” (TMC) “Blackthorn” (:25) ›› “Every Day” (2010) Liev Schreiber. (S) ‘R’
“Nobody Walks” (2012, Drama) Olivia Thirlby. ‘R’
››› “Compliance” (2012) Ann Dowd. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“VHS” (2012, Horror) Calvin Reeder, Lane Hughes. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “About Cherry” (2012) Ashley Hinshaw. ‘NR’ (CC) (:45) › “High School” (2010, Comedy) Adrien Brody, Matt Bush. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Main Street” (2010) Colin Firth. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
WEDNESDAY
NOVEMBER 27, 2013
Romance) Clark Gable, Vivien Leigh, Leslie Howard. Civil War rogue
Butler loves Southern belle Scarlett O’Hara. (CC)
“Gone With the Wind” (1939, Romance) Clark Gable, Vivien Leigh, Leslie Howard. Civil War rogue
Butler loves Southern belle Scarlett O’Hara. (CC)
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››› “The Leopard” (1963) Burt Lancaster, Claudia Cardinale. A Sicilian prince resists the unification of Italy.
(12:15) ››› “The Professionals” (1966, Western) Lee Marvin, Burt Lancaster. (CC) ››› “The Crimson Pirate” (1952) Burt Lancaster, Nick Cravat. (CC) ››› “Brute Force” (1947) Burt Lancaster. (CC) (TLC) ExtremeExtremeExtremeExtremeExtremeExtremeHoard-BuriedExtremeExtremeHoard-BuriedExtremeExtremeExtremeExtremePopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidFamily Feast (TNT) Castle (S) (CC) Castle “Target” Castle “Hunt” Castle (S) Hawaii Five-0 (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Closer (CC) Cold Case (CC) Smallville (CC) Smallville “Savior” (TOON) Lego Lego Lego Uncle RegularAdvenCleveAmer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidKing/HillAmer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenWholeSquidCleveKing/HillScoobyGumball (TRAV) FoodFoodBizarre FoodsBig Cool Stuff (N) Extreme YachtsBizarre FoodsBig Cool StuffExtreme YachtsBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) TowTowTowTowTowTowTowTowRepoRepoTowTowTowTowTowTowRepoRepoRepoRepoRepoPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Raymond Raymond Cleveland The ExesKing of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Friends (CC) Friends (CC) The ExesThe Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Chasing Ghosts” (S) NCIS “Berlin” (S) (CC) (DVS) NCIS “Revenge” (S) (CC) (DVS) NCIS “Double Blind” (S) NCIS “Damned If You Do” (S) NCIS “Extreme Prejudice” (S) NCIS “Recovery” (S) (CC) (DVS) NCIS “Phoenix” (S) (CC) (DVS) NCIS “Gone” (S) (CC) (DVS) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (WGN-A) Funny VideosRulesRulesRulesRulesFunny VideosMotherRulesRulesParksParks30 Rock30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
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(HBO) (5:00) ›› “Dark Shadows” (2012) Mike Tyson: Undisputed Truth (S) (CC) 24/7Boardwalk Empire (S) (CC)
Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Getting On (S) ›› “Promised Land” (2012, Drama) Matt Damon. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ›› “Hyde Park on Hudson” (2012) Bill Murray. ›› “Wanderlust” (2012) Paul Rudd. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Amer. Reunion ›› “Sliding Doors” (1998) (CC) (MAX) (4:50) ››› “Die Hard 2” (1990) ‘R’ Strike: Origins (:45) ››› “Life of Pi” (2012, Adventure) Suraj Sharma, Irrfan Khan, Tabu. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
Girl’s Guide The Jump Off (:10) ›› “Safe House” (2012, Action) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) Life on Top Feature 6: Let’s Talk About Sex (CC) (:40) ›› “Pushing Tin” (1999, ComedyDrama) John Cusack. (S) ‘R’ (CC) MAX on Set (S) ››› “The Debt” (2010) (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (:15) F... Nick Cannon The comic’s view of the world. (S) (CC) Inside the NFL (N) (S) (CC) Homeland Carrie and Brody reunite. Inside the NFL (S) (CC)
›› “On the Road” (2012, Drama) Garrett Hedlund, Sam Riley. ‘R’
(:15) ››› “The Perks of Being a Wallflower” (2012) Logan Lerman.
›› “Lawless” (2012, Crime Drama) Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Carlito’s Way” (1993, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Sean Penn, Penelope Ann Miller. ‘R’
“Concrete Blondes” (2012) Diora Baird. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:05) ›› “Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning” (2012, Action) ‘NR’
› “Haven” (2004, Crime Drama) Orlando Bloom. ‘R’
(:40) That Guy... Who Was in That Thing (S) (CC)
(:10) ››› “The Way Back” (2010, Drama) Jim Sturgess, Ed Harris, Colin Farrell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Will” (2011) (TMC) (4:30) ››› “War Horse” (2011) (CC)
THURSDAY EVENING NOVEMBER 28, 2013
(1974, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Robert Duvall, Diane Keaton. Michael Corleone moves his father’s crime family to Las Vegas.
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E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers Morgan LiveAC 360 Later (N)
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(ESPN) SportCtrCollege Football Mississippi at Mississippi State. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
(ESPN2) College Basketball Old Spice Classic -- Memphis vs. Siena. College Basketball Old Spice Classic -- LSU vs. Saint Joseph’s. (N) (Live)
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College Basketball DirecTV Wooden Legacy -- Arizona State vs. Creighton. This Is Sportscenter (CC) SportsCenter Featured (CC)
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(FAM) Harry ››› “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” (2009) Rupert Grint The 700 Club (S) ›
On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) The Kelly FileHannity
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(1964) Sean Connery. (CC) ›› “The World Is Not Enough” (1999) (CC) ZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) (4:00) 40 Years of God’s Miracles 40 Years of God’s Miracles
“Love Finds a Home” (2009) Where Is God Now? Wom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangGround Floor Ground Floor (N) Conan (CC) Pete Holmes Conan (CC) Pete Holmes ›› “Race to Witch Mountain” (2009, Adventure) Dwayne Johnson. (CC)
MarriedMarriedMarriedName Is Earl Engagement Name Is Earl (TCM) “The Muppets Take Manhattan” ››› “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang” (1968, Fantasy) Dick Van Dyke, Sally Ann Howes. (CC)
›› “Doctor Dolittle” (1967, Musical) Rex Harrison, Samantha Eggar, Anthony Newley. (CC) (12:15) ›› “The Incredible Mr. Limpet” (1964) Voices of Don Knotts. (CC)
››› “Born Free” (1966) Virginia McKenna. (CC) (:45) ››› “Snowfire” (1958) Molly McGowan. ››› “The Great Race” (1965) (CC) (TLC) Undercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossUndercover BossPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidBlack Friday (TNT) Castle (S) Castle (S) Castle (S) Castle (S) Hawaii Five-0 (S) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & OrderThe Closer (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Smallville (CC) Smallville “Rabid” (TOON) AdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenAdvenCleveAmer.Fam GuyFam GuyEagleEric SquidKing/HillAmer.Fam GuyFam GuyEagleWholeSquidCleveKing/HillScoobyTenkai (TRAV) Mysteries-MuseumBizarre FoodsMyst.- PioneersDeclassifiedMysteries-MuseumMyst.- PioneersDeclassifiedMysteries-MuseumBizarre FoodsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) JokersJokersJokersJokersJokersJokersJokersJokersJokersJokersJokersJokersJokersJokersJokersJokersJokersJokersJokersJokersHurtsPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Cosby Show Cosby Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Raymond Raymond Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family ››› “Bridesmaids” (2011, Comedy) Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Rose Byrne. (CC) (DVS)
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(HBO) Sport in America Identity Thief Getting On (S) ››› “Pitch Perfect” (2012) Anna Kendrick, Skylar Astin. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) School Girl Real Sex (S) (CC) 24/7(:20) Toxic Hot Seat (S) (CC) (12:55) ›› “The Watcher” (2000) James Spader. (S) ‘R’ (:35) ›› “Project X” (2012) Thomas Mann. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“About Face: Supermodels” (:15) “While You Were Sleeping” (S) (MAX) (3:25) “Heat” (:20) ›› “The Campaign” (2012) Will Ferrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Strike Back: Origins (CC)
››› “Les Misérables” (2012, Musical) Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:40) Life on Top Feature 5: Animal Instincts (S) (CC)
(:10) › “Vehicle 19” (2013) Paul Walker. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:40) › “Date Movie” (2006) Alyson Hannigan. (S) ‘PG-13’
(:05) “The Presence” (2010) Mira Sorvino. ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Mystery Sci” (SHOW) Against the Tide ›› “The Words” (2012) Bradley Cooper. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) ››› “Killing Them Softly” (2012) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Gigolos (CC) Masters of Sex “Involuntary” Polyamory Mr.
››› “The Master” (2012, Drama) Joaquin Phoenix, Philip Seymour Hoffman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “The Machinist” (2004) Christian Bale. (S) ‘R’ (:15) ›› “W.” (2008, Docudrama) Josh Brolin. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) “Spy Kids: All the Time in the World”
››› “Lincoln” (2012, Historical Drama) Daniel DayLewis, Sally Field. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “Step Up Revolution” (2012) Ryan Guzman. ‘PG-13’ (:10) ››› “Team America: World Police” (2004) Voices of Trey Parker. ‘R’ (12:50) ››› “Elizabeth” (1998) Cate Blanchett, Geoffrey Rush. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Elizabeth: The Golden Age” (2007) Cate Blanchett. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(4:55) ›› “Wicker Park” (S)
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(LIFE) “Nanny-Christ”“Dear Santa” (2011) Amy Acker. (CC) “Love at the Christmas Table” (2012) (:02) “Dear Santa” (2011) Amy Acker. (:02) “Love at the Christmas Table”PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
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(NICK) “Jinxed” (2013) Ciara Bravo. ThunderFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFull H’seFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorgeGeorgeChrisChrisMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearTo Be AnnouncedSee DadSee Dad (SPIKE) “Star Wars: Episode II” ››› “Star Wars: Episode III -- Revenge of the Sith” (2005) (S) ›› “Pitch Black” (2000) Radha Mitchell. (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Casino Royale”WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) ›› “Quantum of Solace” (2008) Daniel Craig. ››› “Licence to Kill” (1989, Action) Timothy Dalton. (CC) ››› “You Only Live Twice” (1967, Action) (CC) PaidPaid (TBN) Sid RothPottersHoly LindseyHarvestP. StoneOne Night With the King PricePraiseCall2AllCrefloGuy Penrod ›› “Fireproof” (2008) Kirk Cameron. StoriesCharityCharliePhphy (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S)
› “Surviving Christmas” (2004) Ben Affleck, James Gandolfini. (CC) (DVS)
›› “This Christmas” (2007, ComedyDrama) Delroy Lindo, Idris Elba. The Office (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) ›› “This Christmas” (2007, ComedyDrama) Delroy Lindo, Idris Elba. MarriedMarriedJeff Foxworthy Name Is Earl MarriedMarried (TCM) (4:30) ››› “Hello, Dolly!” (CC) ›››› “The Lady Eve” (1941) Barbara Stanwyck. (:45) ››› “Christmas in July” (1940) Dick Powell.
›››› “The Palm Beach Story” (1942, Comedy) (CC) (:45) ›› “Four’s a Crowd” (1938) Errol Flynn, Olivia de Havilland. (CC) ››› “Topper” (1937, Comedy) Cary Grant. (CC) (:15) ›› “Turnabout” (1940, Comedy) Adolphe Menjou, Carole Landis. (CC)
MGM Parade “MakeMink” (TLC) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSecret Princes (N) Say YesSay YesSecret Princes (S) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) (4:30) “300” (2007) “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl” ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” (2006) ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” (2007) Law & OrderLaw & Order (TOON) StevenAdvenGumballTotalRegularAdvenCleveAmer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidKing/HillAmer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenWholeSquidCleveKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead Files (N) The Dead FilesGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World RecordsWorld RecordsWorld RecordsMost ShockingWorld RecordsWorld RecordsWorld RecordsMost ShockingMost ShockingBait CarPaidPaidPaid
(TVLAND) Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Friends (CC) Friends (CC)
Law & Order:
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The ExesThe ExesThe ExesThe ExesThe ExesThe ExesThe ExesThe ExesThe ExesThe Exes (USA) (4:30) ›› “Fast Five” (2011) Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family ›› “Faster” (2010, Action) Dwayne Johnson, Billy Bob Thornton. (CC) › “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” (2009, Action) Channing Tatum. (CC)
Criminal Intent (CC)
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Criminal Intent (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at NineMotherRulesRulesParksParks30 Rock30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidPaidPaidSingPeople
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(HBO) (5:15) › “Wrath of the Titans” (2012) ›› “Taken 2” (2012) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Boardwalk Empire (S) (CC) Getting On (S) Sarah Silverman: We Are Miracles School Girl ››› “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012) Christian Bale. Batman faces a masked villain named Bane. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:20) ›› “The Brave One” (2007, Suspense) Jodie Foster. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Conchords “American Winter” (2013) ‘NR’ (CC) (MAX) (5:10) ›› “Broken City” (2013)
›› “Contraband” (2012, Action) Mark Wahlberg, Kate Beckinsale. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Strike Back: Origins (CC) Strike Back (S) (CC) Strike Back (S) (:45) Strike Back: Origins (CC) The Jump Off Femme Fatales (:40) ››› “Ride With the Devil” (1999, Historical Drama) Skeet Ulrich, Jewel. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›››› “The Terminator” (1984) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:15) › “Love and Honor” (2012) Masters of Sex “Involuntary” Time of Death (N) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” (2011) Kristen Stewart. Masters of Sex “Involuntary” Homeland Carrie and Brody reunite. Inside the NFL (S) (CC)
›› “Deadfall” (2012, Suspense) Eric Bana. ‘R’ (:35) ›› “Captain Ron” (1992) Kurt Russell. ‘PG-13’ (:15) ››› “Mean Girls” (TMC) (4:40) “50/50” ››› “Gosford Park” (2001) Eileen Atkins. A murder occurs at a hunting party in England. ‘R’
›› “Man on a Ledge” (2012) Sam Worthington. (CC) (:45) › “Nature Calls” (2012) Patton Oswalt. ‘R’ (12:05) ››› “Jungle Fever” (1991, Drama) Wesley Snipes, Annabella Sciorra. ‘R’ (:20) “Resolution” (2012, Horror) Peter Cilella. ‘NR’
››› “Far and Away” (1992, Drama) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
SATURDAY DAYTIME NOVEMBER 30, 2013
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KTCA WordGirl (S) (EI) Cyberchase Arthur (S) (EI) Electric Comp. DragonFlyTV (S) Globe Trekker (S) (CC) (DVS) Mind of a Chef Moveable Martha Bakes Lidia’s Kitchen Test Kitchen Cooking School Cook’s Country Rick Steves’ European Christmas Christmas in Europe. (S) (CC)
3 Steps to Incredible Health! With Joel Fuhrman, M.D. (S) (CC) 60s Girl Grooves (My Music) (CC)
KSTP 5 Eyewitness News AM (N) (S) Good Morning America (N) (CC) 5 Eyewitness News AM (N) (S) Jack Hanna Ocean Mys. Born to Explore Sea Rescue College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live)
KCCO CBS This Morning: Saturday (N) (S) (CC) WCCO 4 News Saturday Morning Lucky Dog (N) Dr. Chris Pet Vet Recipe Rehab Jamie Oliver Facelift Secrets Paid Program Paid Program Lucas Oil Off Road Racing (Taped) Football Spec College Football College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC)
WDSE (Off Air)Mister Rogers Peg Plus Cat Dinosaur Train Bob the Builder Super Why! Thomas/ Friends Biz Kid$ (CC) Knitting Daily (S) It’s Sew Easy (S) Love of Quilting Sewing/ Nancy Woodwright Woodsmith
KAWE BusinessLakelandSuper Why! Curious George Thomas/ Friends Bob the Builder Caillou (CC) Signing Time! (S) Sewing With Nancy: Art Deepak Chopra MD: What Are You Hungry For? (CC)
WDSE Cooks “T is for the Next 25” The best of the last 25 shows. NewsHour Wk Garden Smart
The Best of the 60s A compilation of music from the 1960s. (S) (CC) Celtic Thunder Christmas (S) (CC) Celtic Woman: Home for Christmas (S) (CC) Statler Brothers
KMSP Paid Program Homeowner Fox 9 Morning News: Saturday (N) Animal Rescue WHADDYADO Winning Edge Sports Stars Young Icons Live Life and Win! › “The Glass House” (2001, Suspense) Leelee Sobieski, Diane Lane. Access Hollywood (N) (S) (CC) Made in Hollywood (N) (S) (CC) Judge Judy (S) Judge Judy (S) FOX at 5 (N) FOX College
KARE Today (N) (S) (CC) Tree Fu Tom (EI) KARE 11 News Saturday (N) (CC) Chica Show Pajanimals (EI) Vikings; Gridiron English Premier League Soccer: New-
Day” (1993) Bill Murray, Andie MacDowell. (CC)
“Exit Wounds” (2001, Action) Steven Seagal, DMX. (CC)
Texas
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“Out for Justice” (1991, Action) Steven Seagal, William Forsythe.
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Most EligibleMost EligibleMost EligibleReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesThicker--WaterThicker--WaterShahs of SunsetShahs of SunsetShahs of Sunset (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) New Day Saturday (N) MoneySaturday MorningCNN Newsroom (N) CNN NewsroomMoneyNewsr’mCNN Newsroom (N) GuptaCNN NewsroomCNN Newsroom (COM) PaidPaidRENO RENO KeyKeyKeyKey(:14) › “Black Sheep” (1996) Chris Farley. (CC) (:19) ›› “Waiting...” (2005, Comedy) (:22) ›› “Anger Management” (2003) (CC) “Role Models” (DISC) PaidPaidPaidPaidFast N’ Loud (S) Fast N’ Loud (S) Fast N’ Loud (S) Last FrontierLast FrontierLast FrontierYukon Men (CC) Yukon Men (CC) Gold Rush (CC) Gold Rush (CC) (DISN) MickeyDoc Sofia the First (S) PhineasWanderJessieDogGood Luck Jes.AustinAustinAustinGood Good Good ANT ANT ANT ANT Good DogAustinAustin (E!) ››› “Mrs. Doubtfire” (1993) Robin Williams, Sally Field. E! News SoupSoupKardashianKardashianThe Drama QueenTotal DivasTotal Divas ››› “Mrs. Doubtfire” (1993) (ESPN) SportsCenterSportsCenter (N) College GameDay (N) (Live) (CC) College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) ScoreCollege Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Score (ESPN2) SEC Storied NFL Matchup SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College Football College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College Football (EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily Mass (N) AngelsHi LucyCatholicKnightsCateVespers Advent ReliMaryEWTN on LocationMercyRosaryWeb of Faith 2.0The Squint (CC) Vespers Advent (FAM) ››› “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” (2004) ››› “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix” (2007) ››› “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” (2009) Rupert Grint “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1” (FNC) (5:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls & Bears BusinessForbes on FOX Cashin’ In (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) Journal Editorial America’s News Headquarters (N) Healthy You News HQThe Five America’s News Headquarters (N) (FSN) PaidPaid3 WideWe Love Rooster PaidWaterOutDW-TVDue College Basketball College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) GophersCollege Hockey (FX) Buffy, SlayerBuffy, SlayerEllen (S) Ellen (S) Ellen (S) EllenEllen (S) Two Two Two Two ››› “How to Train Your Dragon” ››› “Rio” (2011) Voices of Anne Hathaway. “What Happens” (GOLF) (5:00) European PGA Tour Golf Alfred Dunhill Championship, Third Round. From South Africa. Big Break NFLGolf Patriot Cup. LPGA Tour Golf ISPS Handa’s Heroes. European PGA Tour Golf Alfred Dunhill Championship, Third Round. From South Africa. Golf Central Big Break
(HGTV) House HuntersHouse HuntersHouse HuntersCrashersCrashersCrashersCrashersCrashersCrashersLove It or List ItHigh High Property BrothersProperty BrothersProperty BrothersHuntersHunt Intl (HIST) Nostradamus: 500 Years Later (CC) The 9/11 Conspiracies: Fact or FictionTargeting Bin Laden (CC) Sniper: Inside the Crosshairs (CC) Sniper: Bulletproof (CC) Sniper: Deadliest Missions (CC) (LIFE) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidTo Be Announced ›› “A Christmas Romance” (1994) ››› “A Christmas Wedding” (2006) “12 Men of Christmas” (2009) (CC) “Christmas Crash” (NBCSN) PremierPremier DownMatchPreviewPremierEnglish Premier League Soccer (N) PremierSkiing (N) (Live) College Basketball Women’s College Basketball (NICK) ParentsParentsRabbidsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.TurtlesRabbidsMonSponge.RangersSponge.“Jinxed” (2013) Ciara Bravo. ParentsParentsHauntedThunderSam & Sam & Jinxed (SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaid ››› “Batman Begins” (2005, Action) Christian Bale. (S) ›› “Star Wars: Episode I -- The Phantom Menace” (S) ›› “Star Wars: Episode II -- Attack of the Clones” (2002) (S) Star (SYFY)
PaidPaidPaidPaidNaked VegasNaked Vegas ››› “Star Trek III: The Search for Spock” ››› “Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home” (1986) ››› “Star Trek: First Contact” (1996) Star (TBN) Dr. WonDooleyKids ClbStoryThe Auto GdComeRocKids MonsterHopkinsLassieGoliathIshineInspir.VeggiePenguinTailsHeroes & LegendsNews “The Ten Commandments”Veggie (TBS) Trust Me, I’m Ground Floor House of Payne Meet the Browns There Yet? Raymond Engagement Engagement ›› “Bedtime Stories” (2008) Adam Sandler, Keri Russell, Guy Pearce. (CC) › “Surviving Christmas” (2004) Ben Affleck, James Gandolfini. (DVS) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens Raymond Raymond (TCM) (5:30) ››› “Make Mine Mink” (:15) ››› “Seems Like Old Times” (1980) Chevy Chase, Goldie Hawn. (CC) Carson on TCM ›› “Ringside Maisie” (1941) Ann Sothern. (CC) (:15) ››› “20 Million Miles to Earth” (1957) William Hopper. (CC) ››› “The Time Machine” (1960) Rod Taylor, Alan Young. (CC) (DVS) ›› “The Golden Voyage of Sinbad” (1974, Fantasy) John Phillip Law. (CC) ››› “Jungle Book” (1942) (CC)
ShockingMost ShockingMost ShockingBait CarBait CarBait CarBait CarRepoRepoRepoRepoWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest... (TVLAND) The ExesThe ExesThe ExesThe ExesThe Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Golden Girls Golden Girls
Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (WGN-A) PaidPaidPaidPaidMatlock (S) (CC) Matlock (S) (CC) Heat of the NightHeat of the NightHeat of the NightWalker, RangerWalker, RangerLaw Order: CILaw Order: CIFunny Videos
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(HBO) “American” “Phil Spector” (2013, Docudrama) Al Pacino. (S) (CC)
›› “Dark Shadows” (2012, Comedy) Johnny Depp. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) “Love Wrecked” (2006) Amanda Bynes. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) “Whoopi Goldberg Moms Mabley” (:45) ››› “Napoleon Dynamite” (2004) Jon Heder. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) Mike Tyson: Undisputed Truth (S) (CC) ›› “Dark Shadows” (2012) (CC) (MAX) (:05) ››› “Courage Under Fire” (1996) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›››› “Million Dollar Baby” (2004, Drama) Clint Eastwood. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Tombstone” (1993, Western) Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer, Michael Biehn. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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››› “Hot Fuzz” (2007, Comedy) Simon Pegg, Nick Frost. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “Date Movie” (2006) Alyson Hannigan. ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “Battleship” (2012, Science Fiction) Taylor Kitsch. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:15) ››› “Mean Girls” Inside the NFL (S) (CC) 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC)
› “Autumn in New York” (2000) Richard Gere. ‘PG-13’ (:45) ››› “The Perks of Being a Wallflower” (2012) Logan Lerman.
››› “War Horse” (2011) Emily Watson. A horse sees joy and sorrow during World War I. (S)
›› “People Like Us” (2012, Drama) Chris Pine, Elizabeth Banks. ‘PG-13’
“Uptown Girls” (2003) Brittany Murphy. (CC) (:15) ››› “Intolerable Cruelty” (2003) George Clooney. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
› “The Cold Light of Day” (2012) Henry Cavill. ‘PG-13’
›› “The Wood” (1999, Drama) Omar Epps, Taye Diggs. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (3:50) ››› “War Horse” (2011) Emily Watson, David Thewlis. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Homeland (S) (CC) (:15) ››› “Mean Girls” (TMC) “Far and Away” (:20) ››› “The Illusionist” (2006) Edward Norton. (CC)
SATURDAY EVENING NOVEMBER 30, 2013
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KTCA 60s Girl Grooves (My Music) (CC) The Best of the 60s A compilation of music from the 1960s. (S) (CC) John Sebastian Presents: Folk Rewind (My Music) (S) (CC)
Program College Football Teams TBA. (N) (S Live)
KCCO NewsWheel of Fortune “The Flight Before Christmas” (2008) The Story of Santa Claus
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