‘New Normal’ prizes humor, heart over politics
By John Crook © Zap2itRyan Murphy helped bring back musicals with his freak-andgeek-tastic Fox series “Glee,” and his “American Horror Story” simultaneously scared the wits out of its viewers while making sly observations about the nuclear family at its core.
But “The New Normal,” the NBC Tuesday comedy premiering Sept. 11, may be Murphy’s most surprising and subversive series yet, finding humor and heart in a decidedly shopworn premise: a couple pursuing their dream of becoming parents.
The couple in question here is gay: Bryan (Andrew Rannells from Broadway’s “The Book of Mormon”), a successful television producer, and David (Justin Bartha, Nicolas Cage’s sidekick from the “National Treasure” movies), a sweet-natured gynecologist. Happily in a stable and committed relationship, they desperately want a child to share their lives but become disheartened by the obstacles they face.
Enter Goldie (Scottish newcomer Georgia King), a waitress who has fled a dead-end marriage in Ohio to make a fresh start in California with her precocious 8-year-old daughter, Shania (Bebe Wood), with Goldie’s conservative and bigoted grandmother (Ellen Barkin) in hot pursuit. Desperate and broke, with few immediate career prospects, Goldie sees the hefty financial bonus Bryan and David are offering their surrogate as her ticket to a new life.
Even before the show has premiered, it already has drawn the ire of one conservative group that has called for a boycott, sight unseen. Bartha says he’s aware of that development, but he hopes people will watch the show and discover that it really isn’t overtly political.
“We are aware that it’s something that will be looked at, but
it’s also an issue that is, in my opinion, well past its expiration date,” Bartha says. “I just think it’s ridiculous that this still an issue, and if you kept addressing that, it would become overbearing. It’s about how everyone relates to each other and how hard it is to have a family, and that also has to do with straight people, white people, black people, old people, young people, everything.
“This show really is, first and foremost, a show about family, just as ‘All in the Family’ was. The fact that the central characters are gay is not the talking point of every single scene, which is one of the things I love most about the show. It’s just another characteristic of these people.”
During a summer press conference with TV reporters, Murphy — who created “The New Normal” with fellow executive producer Ali Adler — professed to being surprised by the kerfuffle.
“I think all the characters are lovable, and I think everybody has people in their family who are representative, hopefully, of these characters,” says Ryan, who adds that he fondly remembers watching “All in the Family” as a child. “I certainly think the most controversial character probably will be Ellen Barkin’s character. But I remember Thanksgivings when I was growing up when my grandmother would actually say these jaw-dropping things, and we would call her out on it.”
Rannells, like Murphy, happens to be openly gay, so he’s vividly aware that the issues the show addresses are important to many of its potential viewers, particularly during a volatile election year, but the actor insists that he can’t really allow himself to become too focused on that at work.
“I think you have to kind of put that aside,” Rannells says. “The writing is very smart and very funny, and it’s very heartfelt. Yes, it is about this gay couple and their journey with surrogacy, but the way that it is written is so
specific that it becomes strangely universal, becomes about families and relationships in general. I can’t really think in terms of how it’s going to be received or whether it means something larger. We’re just focused on making it a good and funny show right
now, and I am very optimistic that it will find our audience.”
Murphy created the semiautobiographical show with Rannells in mind to play Bryan (read: Ryan), but Bartha was quick to get on board after he read the pilot script.
“I thought it was great and seemed important in a weird way, so I wanted to be involved,” he explains. “When I do watch television, a lot of the things I see while I am flipping around look disposable, whether it’s scripted or unscripted. The cast that we have assembled — and I am not talking about myself here — are all just indelible in the way they are creating lovable and representative characters. There are so many people in this country who identify with a single mother’s perspective, and then it’s interesting to see these issues through the eyes of a little girl, then at the opposite end of the spectrum, to see it from Ellen’s character’s conservative white woman’s eyes. That’s why this is such a fascinating show.”
“Sometimes when you talk about this show it’s easy to forget that it’s a comedy, but I love how they’re able to work in those heartfelt moments as well,” Rannells adds. “For gay couples especially, I think it takes a lot more work to just start a family. There’s a lot of expense, a lot of time, a lot more paperwork. It’s really cool that we’re going to get to show this process from start to finish. I don’t think we’ve seen that in such a focused way on television before. But I don’t think we sacrifice any laughs in the process.”
ACROSS
1. Role on “NUMB3RS”
4.
8.
11.
45. Word in the title of Craig Ferguson’s show
46. Slangy refusal
DOWN
1. Failure
2. Woman who funded the “Strawberry Fields” memorial in NYC
3. “The __ Gate”; 1999 Johnny Depp movie
4. After-bath stuff
5. “__ Dogs”; movie for John Travolta
6. Running game
7. Thomas Kinkade paintings
8. Spade, for one
9. Fermented beverage
10. Hitchcock or Scorsese: abbr.
15. “__ __ Up”; 1999 Sarah Chalke film
16. “The __ Amateur Hour” (1948-70)
19. “__ Harbor”; 1999 drama series
20. Murder victim No. 1
22. __ Turner
23. “Unhappily __ After”
29. “CSI: __”
31. Singer/pianist John
33. Ms. Carter
34. Rayburn or Wilder
35. “A Little __ of Heaven”; 2011 Kate Hudson film
36. “Harry’s __”
37. “__ Hunt” (1958-61)
38. “__ in Cleveland”
39. “Love __ __ Rooftop” (1966-67)
40. “What’s __, Scooby-Doo?”
PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK
ACTION SPORTS
Sunday
8:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme
4x4 The Samurai gains style points with handsome half-doors and HID lights; upgrades for the TJ.
1:00 a.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited
Wednesday
3:00 p.m. (MSC) TEVA Mountain Games Outdoor adventure athletes compete. From Vail, Colo.
Friday
3:00 p.m. (MSC) TEVA Mountain Games Outdoor adventure athletes compete. From Vail, Colo.
Saturday
8:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4 The team designs a ride that competes with the Ford Raptor.
12:30 p.m. + Red Bull Signature Series The U.S. Open of Surfing is a pivotal point on the ASP World Tour for both men and women.
AUTO RACING
Sunday
8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV A new 610-horsepower engine.
9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks! Project Rolling Thunder gets repaired from hail damage.
9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar
How to customize a rear bumper with metal modifications; patching a floor pan.
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Motorhead Garage TV
12:00 p.m. (MSC) LOKAR Car Show
1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Catching Speed
2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil Series. From Indianapolis. (Taped)
3:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil Series. From Seattle.
Monday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
4:00 p.m. (MSC) LOKAR Car Show
4:30 p.m. (MSC) Motorhead Garage TV
Tuesday
2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
Wednesday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
9:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR
11:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR
Thursday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
Friday
12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: GEICO 400, Practice. From Chicagoland Speedway in Joliet, Ill. (Live)
1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Dollar General 300, Practice. From Chicagoland Speedway in Joliet, Ill. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: GEICO 400, Final Practice. From Chicagoland Speedway in Joliet, Ill. (Live)
Saturday
8:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR
8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV
9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks!
Cooling and driver controls are retrofitted.
9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar
12:30 p.m. # _ Lucas Oil Off Road Racing From San Bernardino, Calif. (Taped)
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Countdown (Live)
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Dollar General 300. From Chicagoland Speedway in Joliet, Ill. (Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing O’Reilly Auto Parts Nationals, Qualifying. From Concord, N.C. (Same-day Tape)
5:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Dollar General 300. From Chicagoland Speedway in Joliet, Ill. (Taped)
BASEBALL
Sunday
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live) (TBS) New York Yankees at Baltimore Orioles. From Oriole Park at Camden Yards in Baltimore. (Live) (WGN-A) Chicago Cubs at Pittsburgh Pirates. From PNC Park in Pittsburgh. (Live)
1:00 p.m. (MSC) Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)
3:15 p.m. (WGN-A) 10th Inning
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
4:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
5:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Los Angeles Dodgers at San Francisco Giants. From AT&T Park in San Francisco. (Live)
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Los Angeles Dodgers at San Francisco Giants. From AT&T Park in San Francisco. (Same-day Tape)
4:00 a.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
4:30 a.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age The Yankees: DiMaggio Years; Wrigley Field and The Cubs; Meet the Mets; War Years.
Monday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
(Live)
8:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
Tuesday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age The Yankees: DiMaggio Years; Wrigley Field and The Cubs; Meet the Mets; War Years.
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
9:30 a.m. (HBO) Nine Innings From Ground Zero Baseball’s role in the recovery of New York.
introducing
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.
Thursday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age The Yankees:
Where sellers and buyers connect Sellers
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Chicago White Sox at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
(Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
(Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Chicago White Sox at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
Saturday
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
(Live)
12:00 p.m. ) MLB Player Poll
Current players vote and comment on game’s best in a variety of categories.
(MSC) (WGN-A) Chicago White Sox at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
(Live)
2:00 p.m. / = MLB Player
Poll Current players vote and comment on game’s best in a variety of categories.
2:30 p.m. ) / = MLB Pregame (Live)
3:00 p.m. ) / = Regional Coverage. Colorado Rockies at San Diego Padres or Detroit Tigers at Cleveland Indians or Tampa Bay Rays at New York Yankees.
(MSC) Twins Live (Live)
BASKETBALL
Sunday
9:30 a.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive
5:00 p.m. (MSC) Ball Up
Streetball Guest coach Sebastian Telfair.
Monday
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Ball Up Streetball
3:00 a.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive
Wednesday
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Seattle Storm at Indiana Fever. From Conseco Fieldhouse in Indianapolis. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive
BOXING
Buyers
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age The Yankees: DiMaggio Years; Wrigley Field and The Cubs; Meet the Mets; War Years.
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins.
From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins.
From Target Field in Minneapolis.
Wednesday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)
DiMaggio Years; Wrigley Field and The Cubs; Meet the Mets; War Years.
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
Friday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 12:00 p.m. (MSC) Kansas City Royals at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) MLB Pregame
1:10 p.m. (WGN-A) Pittsburgh Pirates at Chicago Cubs. From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Same-day Tape)
4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) 10th Inning
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
12-round bout from Oakland, Calif.
1:15 a.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Chavez, Jr./ Martinez Interview with Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. and Sergio Martinez.
1:30 a.m. (HBO) 2 Days: Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. Following Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. in the 48 hours leading up to his bout vs. Andy Lee.
Tuesday
2:30 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Chavez, Jr./Martinez
10:15 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Chavez, Jr./Martinez
Wednesday
6:45 a.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Chavez, Jr./ Martinez Interview with Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. and Sergio Martinez.
7:30 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Chavez, Jr./Martinez
12:00 a.m. (SHOW) All Access The lives of Canelo Alvarez and Josesito Lopez.
2:45 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Chavez, Jr./Martinez
Thursday
7:45 a.m. (HBO) 2 Days: Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. Following Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. in the 48 hours leading up to his bout vs. Andy Lee.
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Aaron Martinez vs. Jessie Vargas. Also: Luis Cruz vs. Casey Ramos. (Live)
Friday
3:00 p.m. (HBO) 2 Days: Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. Following Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. in the 48 hours leading up to his bout vs. Andy Lee.
5:00 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Chavez, Jr./Martinez Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. trains in Los Angeles and is visited by his famous father.
Sunday
7:00 a.m. (HBO) Chad Dawson vs. Andre Ward, Super Middleweights. Chad Dawson takes on Andre Ward in a 12-round bout from Oakland, Calif.
8:30 a.m. (SHOW) Devon Alexander vs. Randall Bailey. Bailey (43-7, 37 KO) attempts to defend his IBF welterweight title against Alexander (23-1, 13 KO).
9:45 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Chavez, Jr./Martinez
10:15 a.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Chavez, Jr./ Martinez Interview with Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. and Sergio Martinez.
10:30 a.m. (HBO) 2 Days: Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. Following Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. in the 48 hours leading up to his bout vs. Andy Lee.
11:00 a.m. (SHOW) All Access The lives of Canelo Alvarez and Josesito Lopez.
Monday
9:30 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Chavez, Jr./Martinez
10:00 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Chavez, Jr./Martinez
10:30 p.m. (HBO) Chad Dawson vs. Andre Ward, Super Middleweights. Chad Dawson takes on Andre Ward in a
5:30 p.m. (HBO) Weigh-In Live: Chavez, Jr./Martinez Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. and Sergio Martinez weigh in. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Chavez, Jr./Martinez
6:30 p.m. (HBO) Weigh-In Live: Chavez, Jr./Martinez Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. and Sergio Martinez weigh in.
7:00 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Overtime: Chavez, Jr./Martinez Interviews with Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. and Sergio Martinez.
11:00 p.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Chavez, Jr./ Martinez Interview with Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. and Sergio Martinez.
11:15 p.m. (SHOW) All Access
The lives of Canelo Alvarez and Josesito Lopez.
Saturday
9:00 a.m. (SHOW) All Access
The lives of Canelo Alvarez and Josesito Lopez.
9:30 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Chavez, Jr./Martinez Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. trains in Los Angeles and is visited by his famous father.
10:00 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Chavez, Jr./Martinez
10:30 a.m. (HBO) Weigh-In Live: Chavez, Jr./Martinez Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. and Sergio Martinez weigh in.
11:00 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Overtime: Chavez, Jr./Martinez
PLAYING FIELD
HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK
Interviews with Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. and Sergio Martinez.
11:30 a.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Chavez, Jr./ Martinez Interview with Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. and Sergio Martinez.
11:45 a.m. (HBO) 2 Days: Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. Following Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. in the 48 hours leading up to his bout vs. Andy Lee.
4:20 p.m. (SHOW) All Access
The lives of Canelo Alvarez and Josesito Lopez.
8:00 p.m. (SHOW) Canelo Alvarez vs. Josesito Lopez. Super welterweight bout between Alvarez and Lopez from Las Vegas, Nev. (Live)
FOOTBALL
Sunday
6:00 a.m. (HBO) Hard Knocks: Training Camp With the Miami Dolphins
6:30 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Matchup
7:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Matchup
8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College Football Final
9:00 a.m. (ESPN) Sunday NFL Countdown (Live)
10:00 a.m. + Vikings GamePlan Vikings radio Play-byPlay man Paul Allen gives viewers an inside look at what to expect in the upcoming game.
(ESPN2) Fantasy Football
Now Host Robert Flores and analysts Matthew Berry, Tim Hasselbeck, Stephania Bell and Sara Walsh. (Live)
(MSC) Vikings
10:30 a.m. _ WCCO Tailgate Show
(MSC) Vikings Game Plan
11:00 a.m. # _ The NFL Today Host James Brown; with Boomer Esiason, Dan Marino, Shannon Sharpe and Bill Cowher. (Live)
) / = FOX NFL Sunday
(Live)
(MSC) Vikings Country With Jared Allen
12:00 p.m. # _ Jacksonville
Jaguars at Minnesota Vikings. From Mall of America Field in Minneapolis. (Live)
/ = Regional Coverage. St. Louis Rams at Detroit Lions or Washington Redskins at New Orleans Saints or Philadelphia
Eagles at Cleveland Browns or Atlanta Falcons at Kansas City Chiefs. (Live)
(ESPN) College Football
Final
3:00 p.m. ) / = Regional Coverage. San Francisco
49ers at Green Bay Packers or Carolina Panthers at Tampa Bay Buccaneers or Seattle Seahawks at Arizona Cardinals. (Live)
6:00 p.m. + Football Night in America Bob Costas and others recap the day’s NFL highlights. (Live)
6:30 p.m. ) / = The OT (Live)
7:15 p.m. + Pittsburgh Steelers at Denver Broncos. Peyton
Manning makes his first start as a member of the Denver Broncos when they host Coach Mike Tomlin’s Steelers.
From Sports Authority Field at Mile High in Denver. (Live)
Monday
8:30 a.m. (HBO) Hard Knocks: Training Camp With the Miami Dolphins
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Prime-
Time Trey Wingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge. (Live)
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College
Football Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN) Monday Night Countdown With host Chris Berman and analysts
Mike Ditka, Tom Jackson, Keyshawn Johnson, Cris Carter, Chris Mortensen, Stuart Scott, Adam Schefter and Steve Young. (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Cincinnati Bengals at Baltimore Ravens.
From M&T Bank Stadium in Baltimore. (Live)
9:15 p.m. (ESPN) San Diego Chargers at Oakland Raiders. From O.co Coliseum in Oakland, Calif. (Live)
Tuesday
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime Trey Wingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge.
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) Mike and Mike’s Best of the NFL Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic discuss NFL action from the previous week’s games.
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)
5:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Mike and Mike’s Best of the NFL Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic discuss NFL action from the previous week’s games.
Wednesday
1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Films Presents
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
8:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
Thursday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)
(ESPN2) Audibles A rotating cast of analysts answers fangenerated questions. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (ESPN) Rutgers vs. South Florida. From Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Fla.
(Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
(Live)
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Rutgers vs. South Florida. From Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Fla.
Friday
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College
Football Live (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live
(Live)
5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32
(Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Kickoff
(Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) College
Football Live (Live)
(ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Washington State at UNLV. (Live)
2:00 p.m. # _ College Football Today (Live) (ESPN2) College Football Scoreboard (Live)
2:30 p.m. # _ Alabama at Arkansas. (Live)
% Regional Coverage. Navy at Penn State or North Carolina at Louisville. (Live) (ESPN2) Navy at Penn State or North Carolina at Louisville. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (FX) Portland State at Washington. (Live)
3:30 p.m. (MSC) Texas A&M at Southern Methodist. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (ESPN) Florida at Tennessee. (Live)
5:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Scoreboard (Live)
6:00 p.m. ) / FOX College
Saturday (Live)
(ESPN2) Arizona State at Missouri. (Live)
Crooked Stick Golf Club in Carmel, Ind. (Live) (GOLF) Kingsmill Championship, Final Round. From Williamsburg, Va. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) American Triumvirate
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Kingsmill Championship, Final Round. From Williamsburg, Va.
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) BMW Championship, Final Round. From Crooked Stick Golf Club in Carmel, Ind.
Monday
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) BMW Championship, Final Round. From Crooked Stick Golf Club in Carmel, Ind.
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Arnold Palmer Golf Gala, Front Nine.
3:30 p.m. (GOLF) Top 10 Arnold Palmer’s charisma and daredevil, go-for-broke attitude brought legions of fans to golf.
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Masters Highlights Arnold Palmer wins.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix (MSC) Midwest Classic Golf Virtual tours of the Midwest’s best golf destinations.
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
Tuesday
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Kingsmill Championship, Final Round. From Williamsburg, Va.
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Lyoness
Open Highlights
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty David Feherty travels to Spain to interview Sergio Garcia in his home country.
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Bubba Watson reflects on growing up in a small town in the deep south.
Wednesday
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
10:30 a.m. (GOLF) KLM Open, Final Round. From Hilversum, Netherlands.
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy
Thursday
7:30 a.m. (GOLF) BMW Italian Open, First Round. From Turin, Italy. (Live)
8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Ricoh
Women’s British Open, First Round. From Hoylake, England. (Live)
Friday
7:30 a.m. (GOLF) BMW Italian Open, Second Round. From Turin, Italy. (Live)
8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Ricoh Women’s British Open, Second Round. From Hoylake, England. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Web.com: Albertsons Boise Open, Second Round. From Boise, Idaho. (Live)
Saturday
8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Ricoh Women’s British Open,Third Round. From Hoylake, England. (Live)
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Pacific Links Hawaii Championship, First Round. From Hawaii.
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Pacific Links Hawaii Championship, Second Round. From Hawaii. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Now
9:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Now (MSC) Midwest Classic Golf Virtual tours of the Midwest’s best golf destinations.
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Now
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Pacific Links Hawaii Championship, Second Round. From Hawaii.
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty David Feherty and Gary McCord share golf stories and laughs.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
SOCCER
Sunday
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show Highlighting the best Premiership action of the week.
Tuesday
Saturday
6:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
7:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Kickoff
(SHOW) Inside the NFL
9:00 a.m. (ESPN) College
GameDay Chris Fowler, Lee Corso, Kirk Herbstreit and Desmond Howard provide game angles, previews and analysis. (Live)
10:30 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
11:00 a.m. % California at Ohio State. (Live)
7 Louisiana-Monroe at Auburn. (Live) (ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)
(FX) Texas Christian at Kansas. (Live)
12:00 p.m. + Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentarystyle Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
1:30 p.m. # _ College Football Special
(MSC) College Football (Live)
6:30 p.m. ) / USC at Stanford. (Live)
7:00 p.m. % Notre Dame at Michigan State. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) College
Football Scoreboard (Live)
8:15 p.m. (ESPN) Texas at Mississippi. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) BYU at Utah. (Live)
GOLF
Sunday
9:45 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) BMW Championship, Final Round. From Crooked Stick Golf Club in Carmel, Ind. (Live)
12:00 p.m. + Road to the Ryder Cup
12:30 p.m. + Golf Central Live
1:00 p.m. + BMW Championship, Final Round. From
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Ryder Cup Highlights Europe wins in 2004.
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
4:30 p.m. (GOLF) Quest for the Card
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly Highlights and previews of the European Golf Tour.
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) On the Range 8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special 9:00 p.m. (GOLF) On the Range
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2014 FIFA World Cup Qualifier: United States vs. Jamaica. From Columbus, Ohio. (Live)
Friday
6:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine
Saturday
2:30 p.m. + MLS Soccer Seattle Sounders FC at Portland Timbers. From JELD-WEN Field in Portland, Ore. (Live)
TENNIS
Sunday
11:30 a.m. (ESPN2) 2012 U.S. Open Tennis Women’s Doubles Final. From the USTA National Tennis Center in Flushing, N.Y. (Live)
3:00 p.m. # _ 2012 U.S. Open Tennis Men’s Final. From the USTA National Tennis Center in Flushing, N.Y. (Live)
“Pretty in Pink” (1986) Molly Ringwald, Jon Cryer. Premiere. (CC)
Beyond Scared Straight (CC) Storage Wars Storage Wars (AMC) Mad Men Unusual circumstances. Hell on Wheels “Scabs”
›› “The Chronicles of Riddick” (2004, Science Fiction) Vin Diesel, Colm Feore. (CC)
› “Mission to Mars” (2000) Gary Sinise. A team goes to Mars to recover an earlier expedition.
››› “Apollo 13” (1995) Tom Hanks, Bill Paxton. Based on the true story of the ill-fated 1970 moon mission. (CC) Into the West “Wheel to the Stars” Jacob and Nathan Wheeler. (Part 1 of 6) (AP) WeirdWeirdUntamed-UncutDogs 101 (CC) Dogs 101 (CC) Wild Kingdom (S) Wild Kingdom (S) To Be Announced
Off HookOff HookOff HookOff HookOff HookWildman (BRAVO) Gallery GirlsGallery GirlsRealHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHappensHousewives/NYC (CNBC) PaidPaidCook Insanity!Cook PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCook Insanity!PaidJillianPaidInsanity!PaidPaidInsanity!PaidPaidPaidPaidInsanity! (CNN) Newsr’mGuptaCNN NewsroomState of the UnionFareed ZakariaReliable SourcesState of the UnionFareed ZakariaNext ListNewsr’mYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN Newsroom (COM) PaidInsanity!Half › “Vegas Vacation” (1997) (CC) FturamaFturamaFturamaFturama ›› “Dead Man on Campus” (1998) ›› “Office Space” (1999) (CC) ›› “Waiting...” (2005, Comedy) (CC) Wedding (DISC) PaidYoussefOsteenIn TouchAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionMythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) (DISN) MickeyDoc MickeyPiratesPhineasPhineasGood JessieAustinAustinWizardsWizardsGood Good AustinShake ItANT PhineasGravityGravityGood Good AustinShake It (E!) ››› “Knocked Up” (2007) Seth Rogen. JonasFashion PoliceE! News (N) SoupJonas ››› “Knocked Up” (2007) Seth Rogen. JonasJonasJonasKardashianKardashian
(ESPN) FootballNFLSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) Sunday NFL Countdown (N) (Live) (CC)
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(ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Federated Auto Parts 400. NFL Matchup College Football Final (CC) Outside Lines Spo. Reporters Fantasy Football Now (N) (Live) 2012 U.S. Open Tennis Women’s Doubles Final. (N) (Live) (CC)
Catching Speed (N) NHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil Series. NHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil Series. Billiards From Uncasville, Conn. World/ Poker
(EWTN) ChapletRosarySunday MassLitanyBkmrkVaticanoSaintsApo.RosarySunday MassLitanyA Miracle inChurchChapletHolyCatholicismFaithRuptureBen.Crossing
(FAM) ›››› “The Sound of Music” (1965) Julie Andrews, Christopher Plummer. ›››› “The Sound of Music” (1965) Julie Andrews, Christopher Plummer. “Willy Wonka & Chocolate” ››› “Matilda” (1996) Mara Wilson. (FSN) PaidPaidPaidPaidDW-TVDue Outd’rRooster VikingsVikingsVikingsMotorLOKARTwins MLB Baseball Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins. (N) Twins Boys in Ball Up Streetball (FX) ›› “Post Grad” (2009) Alexis Bledel. › “I Love You, Beth Cooper” (2009) ››› “Adventureland” (2009) ››› “Role Models” (2008, Comedy) ››› “Superbad” (2007) Jonah Hill, Michael Cera. “Step Brothers” (GOLF) (5:30) European PGA Tour Golf KLM Open, Final Round. From Hilversum, Netherlands. (N) (Live) (:45) Golf Central Pregame (N) (Live) PGA Tour Golf BMW Championship, Final Round. (N) (Live) LPGA Tour Golf Kingsmill Championship, Final Round. From Williamsburg, Va. (N) (Live) American Triumvirate Golf Central (N) (Live) (HGTV) Property BrothersBestIncomeIncomeKitchenKitchenHate Holmes InspectionLove It or List ItFirst Pla.First Pla.PropertyPropertyPropertyHouse H.HuntersHunt IntlSell LASell LAHuntersHunt Intl (HIST) Modern MarvelsAncient Aliens “The Visitors” (CC) Ancient Aliens “Closer Encounters” Ancient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient Aliens (LIFE) In Touch SchullerTurningOsteenPaidArmy Wives (CC) ›› “The Cutting Edge” (1992) (CC) ››› “Lying to Be Perfect” (2010) › “Bride Wars” (2009) Kate Hudson. ›› “Made of Honor” (2008) (CC) (NBCSN) Hunter3-GunWhitetail WildDobbsParkerPrimalAlaskaOutd’rHunterQuestsWild SkyFLW Outdoors (N) B. DanceFishingDanger.World Challenge FormulaRacerMotorsports Hour (NICK) Dora the ExplorerRobotRobotSpongeBob SquarePants (S) Sponge.RobotRobotWinxWinxiCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) Sponge.Sponge.How to Rock (S) You You (SPIKE) Cook PaidInsanity!Insanity!XtremeHorse.Trucks!MuscleBar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) (SYFY) DefrostPaidPaidCook ZoneParanormal Wi.“Treasure Island” (2007) (CC) “Treasure Island” (2007) (CC) ››› “The Rocketeer” (1991) Bill Campbell. ›› “Quantum of Solace” (2008) (CC) (TBN) PurvisThe PhillipsTouchFranklinTurningRhemaWinningMiracleRedeemLoveIn TouchPowerWrittenConleyFrom HisKing IsFranklinJ. HageeEvansPrinceG. JakesJ. Meyer (TBS) Meet the Browns Meet the Browns Friends (CC) Friends (CC)
›› “Fun With Dick & Jane” (2005, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Téa Leoni. (CC)
›› “Valentine’s Day” (2010, Romance-Comedy) Jessica Alba, Kathy Bates. (CC) (DVS)
MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Baltimore Orioles. From Oriole Park at Camden Yards in Baltimore. (N) (Live) (CC) House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne “Tyler MadeaPerry’s Goes to Jail” (TCM) (5:00) ››› “Idiot’s Delight” (CC)
››› “The Canterville Ghost” (1944) Charles Laughton, Robert Young. (CC)
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››› “The Miracle Worker” (1962) Anne Bancroft, Patty Duke. (CC) (DVS)
›› “Quentin Durward” (1955) Robert Taylor, Kay Kendall. (CC)
››› “The Razor’s Edge” (1946, Drama) Tyrone Power, Gene Tierney, Anne Baxter. (CC) “Bad Day” (TLC) Dr. Fred PricePaidJillianFour Weddings (S) Four Weddings (S) Four Weddings (S) Four Weddings (S) GownGownMediumMediumMediumMediumMediumMediumMediumMediumMediumMedium (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Leverage (CC)
››› “We Were Soldiers” (2002, War) Mel Gibson. (CC) (1:50) ›››› “Saving Private Ryan” (1998, War) Tom Hanks. (CC) Torino (TOON) Scan2GoRedakaiBeyPokeBeyBeyLanternJustice“Scooby Doo-Phantosaur”JohnnyJohnnyGumballGumballAnnoyAnnoyRegularRegularAdvenAdvenAdven“Big Top Scooby” (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumOff Limits (CC) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsFood Food Food Food Food Food Bar Food ParadisePizza Paradise (TRUTV) DefrostPaidCook SHARKPaidInsanity!Disorder in theDisorder in theJokersJokersClipaholicsClipaholicsWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...PawnPawn (TVLAND) (:12) Three’s Company (CC) 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company Andy Griffith
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› “Good Luck Chuck” (2007) Dane Cook, Jessica Alba, Dan Fogler. (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (WGN-A) PaidFactsDavidBeyond › “My Boss’s Daughter” (2003) (CC) ›› “40 Days and 40 Nights” (2002) VideosMLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Pittsburgh Pirates. 10th Inn.VideosLaw Order: CILaw Order: CI
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››› “Hairspray” (2007, Musical Comedy) John Travolta, Nikki Blonsky. (:05) ››› “Enchanted” (2007, Fantasy) Amy Adams, Patrick Dempsey, James Marsden. (CC) ›› “He’s Just Not That Into You” (2009) Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston. (CC)
(:45) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) Boardwalk ›› “The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader” (2010) ›› “First Daughter” (2004) Katie Holmes. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) “Extremely” (MAX) (:10) ››› “Megamind” (2010) Voices of Will Ferrell. (:45) ›› “No Escape” (1994, Science Fiction) Ray Liotta. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(HBO) Hard Knocks: Training Camp Boxing Chad Dawson vs. Andre Ward, Super Middleweights. (S) (CC) 24/7 Chavez Face Off, Max (:45) ›› “Hop” (2011, Comedy) Voices of James Marsden. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
(:45) ›› “The Hangover Part II” (2011) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “You Got Served” (2004) Marques Houston. (S) (:05) ››› “Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy” (2011) Gary Oldman. ‘R’ (CC)
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››› “The Company Men” (2010, Drama) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” (2003) Kate Hudson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Jay Mohr (TMC) “Out Cold” ›› “Reality Bites” (1994) Winona Ryder. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Benji the Hunted” (1987) Red Steagall. (:45) ››› “180 Degrees South” (2010) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
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(:15) ››› “Buck” (2011, Documentary) (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
›› “Anamorph” (2007) Willem Dafoe. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “The Fighting Temptations” (2003, Comedy) Cuba Gooding Jr. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “The King’s Speech” ‘R’
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Hell on Wheels “The Railroad Job” Hell on Wheels “The Railroad Job” Breaking Bad “Live Free or Die” Hell on Wheels “The Railroad Job”
›› “U-571” (2000, Suspense) Matthew McConaughey, Bill Paxton, Harvey Keitel. (CC)
Deed” (2002) Samuel L. Jackson, Milla Jovovich. Premiere.
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(FX) “Step Brothers” ›› “Date Night” (2010) Steve Carell. ›› “Date Night” (2010) Steve Carell. “Austin Powers-Spy”
(GOLF) LPGA Tour Golf Kingsmill Championship, Final Round. PGA Tour Golf BMW Championship, Final Round. From Crooked Stick Golf Club in Carmel, Ind.
(HGTV) Extreme HomesBuying and SellingProperty BrothersHandymanHolmes InspectionProperty BrothersHandymanHolmes InspectionBuying and SellingPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidOutdoor
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(SYFY) Quantum ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” (2007) Johnny Depp. “Morlocks” (2011) Hamish Clark. (CC) “Journey to the Center of the Earth”“Immortal Voyage” ZoneZonePaidPaid
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MarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:30) “Bad Day at Black Rock” (1955) ››› “A Walk in the Sun” (1946) Dana Andrews, Richard Conte. (CC) (:15) ››› “Les Misérables” (1952) Michael Rennie, Debra Paget. (CC) (:15) ››› “The Sea Hawk” (1924) Milton Sills. Silent. English nobleman becomes pirate. ››› “Carnival in Flanders” (1935, Comedy) Francoise Rosay, Jean Murat. ››› “Knight Without Armour” (1937, Drama) Marlene Dietrich, Robert Donat. “Parachute” (TLC) MediumMediumMediumMediumMediumMediumBreaking Amish (S) MediumMediumBreaking Amish (S) MediumMediumMediumMediumPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPeoplePeople (TNT) (5:30) ››› “Gran Torino” (2008) Leverage (N) Leverage (CC)
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(HBO) (5:45) ››› “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close” (2011) Tom Hanks. (CC)
››› “Bridesmaids” (2011, Comedy) Kristen Wiig, Rose Byrne. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) Real Time With Bill Maher (S)
(:15) ›› “What’s Your Number?” (2011) Anna Faris. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ›› “Sex and the City 2” (2010, RomanceComedy) Sarah Jessica Parker. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) › “200 Cigarettes” (1999) Ben Affleck. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Gold Diggers” (MAX) (5:00) ›› “Point Break” (1991) ‘R’
›› “Underworld” (2003, Horror) Kate Beckinsale, Michael Sheen. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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(:45) “Sexual Quest” (2011) Charmane Star. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
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››› “Never Let Me Go” (2010) Carey Mulligan. (S) ‘R’
(:15) ››› “The Sugarland Express” (1974) Goldie Hawn. ‘PG’ (CC) (SHOW) Jay MohrWeeds (CC) Dexter “Ricochet Rabbit” (S) (CC) Homeland “Representative Brody” Weeds (N) (S) Web Therapy Weeds (CC) Web Therapy The Real L Word “Perfect Day” Gigolos (CC) ›› “Blitz” (2011) Jason Statham. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) Jay Mohr: Funny for a Girl (S) (CC) ›› “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” (2003) Kate Hudson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Rainbow” (TMC) (5:00) ››› “The King’s Speech” ‘R’
› “Filth and Wisdom” (2008) Eugene Hutz. (S) ‘NR’
›› “Burke & Hare” (2010) Simon Pegg. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:05)
› “Blood Creek” (2009) Dominic Purcell. (S) ‘R’ (:40) ››› “Heavenly Creatures” (1994, Suspense) Melanie Lynskey. ‘R’
›› “I’m Still Here” (2010, Documentary) Joaquin Phoenix. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:20) “Swedish Auto” (2006) Lukas Haas. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
› “Meet the Deedles” (1998) ‘PG’
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W Threshold of HopeMother Angelica G.K.Life Al LiveFamily BkmrkSavoring
TH EWTN LiveClassicsEWTN Web of Faith RosaryDivine Living Right
M PaidPaidDue Twins The Dan Patrick Show Due Rooster English Premier League SoccerDan PatrickBall Up StreetballLOKARMotorWorld Poker Tour
T Baseball BaseballBoys in MLB Baseball: Indians at Twins Billiards World Poker TourThe Best of Pride
W Wild Due Rooster WorldOutd’rHunterBass TEVA Games World Poker Tour
F World Over Live Catholic Ben.Stations CatholicCross FamilyChurchYoung (FAM) Boy...Boy...Boy...Boy Boy...700 ClubThe 700 ClubGilmore GirlsStandingStanding8, Rules8, Rules’70s’70s’70s’70sRebaRebaRebaRebaMovie (FSN)
TH Jerry Kill Jerry KillWildMLB Baseball: Royals at Twins Race Golf LifeBaseballHorse.The Best of Pride
F Due WoodsOut TEVA GamesWorld Poker TourAction Sports (FX)
M SmarterSmarter ››› “Adventureland” (2009) ›› “Zoolander” (2001) Ben Stiller. “Austin Powers-Spy” › “Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo” ›› “Step Brothers” (2008, Comedy) MotherMother
T ›› “Zoolander” (2001) Ben Stiller. › “Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo” ››› “Mission: Impossible III” (2006, Action) ›› “Armored” (2009) Matt Dillon. Two Two MotherMother
W ››› “Mission: Impossible III” (2006, Action) ›› “Armored” (2009) Matt Dillon. ››› “Déjà Vu” (2006) Denzel Washington. › “Bad Company” (2002) Anthony Hopkins. Two Two ››› “Salt”
TH Smarter ››› “Déjà Vu” (2006) Denzel Washington. ›› “The Taking of Pelham 123” (2009, Action) › “Bad Company” (2002) Anthony Hopkins. ››› “Wanted” (2008, Action) James McAvoy. MotherMother
F ›› “The Taking of Pelham 123” (2009, Action) › “Domestic Disturbance” (2001) ›› “Along Came a Spider” (2001) ›› “21” (2008) Jim Sturgess, Kevin Spacey. MotherMotherTwo Two Two Two (GOLF) Morning Drive VariedMorning Drive Varied Programs PaidPaidVaried Programs CentralVaried (HGTV)
M HammerHouseCandiceSarahDearBathMy First EstateFirst Pla.DesignHuntersHunt IntlIncomeIncomeIncomeIncomeIncomeIncomeIncomeIncomeIncomeIncomeIncomeIncome
T CarterMakKitchenKitchenFavoriteHGTV’dBlockYardYardLand HuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHuntersHunters
W HouseHiddenCash, Cash, SecretsHigh Love It or List ItLove It or List It
TH SweatHouseHolmes on HomesAntonioFavoriteHomesHomesCabinCabin
InspectionHolmes InspectionHolmes InspectionHolmes InspectionHolmes
M The Real WestPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawn
T Civil War JournalModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsModern MarvelsSuper City: New York Voices From Inside the Towers9/11: The Days
F Ren.MarriageAmazingRenoBryanOutdoorFor RentFor RentFor RentDesign JunkJunkJunkFlea Brake- SalesUrban Oasis 2012PropertyPropertyHunt IntlHunt Intl (HIST)
W Modern MarvelsRestorationAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriCajun Cajun Cajun Cajun RestorationAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriCajun Cajun
TH The Most Black Blizzard Mega DisastersMega DisastersMega DisastersHow the Earth Was Made How the EarthHow the EarthHow the EarthHow the Earth
F Save Our HistoryMonsterQuestMonsterQuestMonsterQuestMonsterQuestMonsterQuestMonsterQuestMonsterQuestMonsterQuestBigfoot: The Definitive Guide PickersPickers
CABLE CHANNELS
M The Balancing ActWillWillFrasierFrasierFrasierFrasierChrisChrisChrisChrisGrey’s AnatomyGrey’s AnatomyGrey’s AnatomyMotherFrasierFrasierFrasierFrasierFrasier
T Dance MomsDance MomsDance Moms
(LIFE)
W MotherMotherWife SwapTrading Spouses
TH BalanceSpaces Project RunwayProject RunwayProject Runway
F MotherMotherAmerica’s Most Wanted
M The ’Lights Dream OnAmeriOutd’rDobbsWhitetailCamoGunsSeasonsRedfernWhitetailGun ItCollege Football Pro Football TalkNBC Sports Talk
T HunterB. DanceCharlieFishingOutdoorOutd’rBlue ColHuntBattleOn TVBuckBeach VolleyballFormula
(NBCSN)
W WhitetailElk FeAmeriOutd’rGunsGun Talk 3-GunWhitetail Whitetail OutdoorDanger.World Challenge
TH Sports IllustratedDeer ParkerCamo B. DanceFishingDobbsOutsideHuntingHunterFLW OutdoorsMotorsports Hour
F Caught LookingWingOutsideHunter BucksWildPrimalHuntingWinchWild SkyMotorcycle Racing (NICK) Dora...Dora...UmiUmiBubbleBubbleSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.Varied ProgramsParentsVaried Programs Sponge.Sponge.iCarlyiCarlySponge.Sponge.VictoVicto (SPIKE)
M PaidPaidPaidPaidCSI: NY (:06) CSI: NYCSI: Crime Scene CSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime Scene CSI: Crime Scene
T (:14) CSI: NY CSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime Scene CSI: Crime SceneFlip MenFlip MenFlip Men(:44) Flip MenFlip MenFlip MenRescue
W CSI: NY CSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneAuctionAuctionAuctionAuction
TH JailJailJailJailJailJailJailJail
M PaidPaid“Journey to the Center of Earth”“Lost Treasure of the Grand Canyon” ›› “Quantum of Solace” (2008) Daniel Craig. ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” (2007) Johnny Depp. “Thirteen Ghosts”
T Cook CollectionCollectionCollectionCollectionCollectionGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersFace Off
W Ghost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost HuntersGhost Hunters
F Gangland(:06) Gangland(:12) Gangland (:17) Gangland(:23) Gangland(:29) Gangland(:34) Gangland(:41) Gangland (4:47) Gangland (SYFY)
TH Paid Merlin Merlin Merlin Merlin Merlin Merlin Merlin Merlin Merlin Merlin Merlin
F Defrost › “Minotaur” (2005) Tom Hardy. (CC) “Rise of the Gargoyles” (2009) (CC) ›› “Roadkill” (2011) Diarmuid Noyes. ›› “Wyvern” (2009) Nick Chinlund. “Monster Ark” (2008) Tim DeKay. “Pterodactyl”
M PrinceK. ShookSuperJ. MeyerCrefloJ. HageeParsleyY’r DayBelieverProphGoodHeroes AmongJewishLife ToTodayThe 700 ClubJ. HageeCross and TowersDay of MiraclesRemem
T Vision Graham ClassicReasn-Remem.Super Remembering 9/11Heroes AmongFlight 93
(TBN)
W Change WinningCross and TowersVisionJ. Meyer Reasn-Remem.Cathedral Prayer Service
TH G. Parsley CopeBrownsEducaDifferBehindLifestyleRobisonHickey Not a Praise the Lord
F Dupl’tis Best of Praise The Lord Living Life ToToday Holy (TBS)
M Home ImHome ImPrincePrincePrincePaynePayneBrownsBrownsJimJimHome ImAmer.EarlRayRayRayRayFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsKingKing
(TCM)
M “Parachute Batt.” ›› “Powder Town” (1942) › “China Venture” (1953) ›› “Cow Country” (1953) “Man in the Dark”“The World Was His Jury”(:15) ››› “Run Silent, Run Deep”“This Could Be the Night”Criminal
T Going“He Couldn’t” ›› “Fast Company” (1938) “Affairs-Annabel” › “Annabel Takes a Tour” ›› “Hold That Kiss” (1938) “Maid’s Night Out”(:15) ››› “Too Hot to Handle” (CC) (:15) ›› “Four’s a Crowd” (1938)
W “The Squaw Man” ›› “Upperworld” (1934) “A Dispatch From Reuters”“The Great Mr. Nobody”“Youth Runs Wild”(:45) ›› “Bad Boy” (1949) (:15) › “Killer Shark” (1950) (:45) “Eight Iron Men” (1952) “Member-Wed.”
TH “Secret Heart” ›››› “It Happened One Night” › “Parrish” (1961, Drama) Troy Donahue. ››› “Cleopatra” (1934) ›› “Without Reservations” (1946) “It’s a Wonderful World”“Palm Beach”
F “White Shadows” ›› “Sea Devils”
19 Kids19 KidsBabyBabyBabyBaby’s PregnantPregnantSay YesSay YesWhat Not to
YesSay YesWed VariedToddlerVaried (TNT) Charmed Charmed SupernaturalSupernaturalRizzoli & IslesThe MentalistThe MentalistThe MentalistThe MentalistThe MentalistThe MentalistThe Mentalist (TOON) RegularBeyPokéNinjaGoSidekickAlmostGarfieldGarfieldScoobyScoobyLooney TunesTom & JerryScoobyScoobyLooneyAdvenAdvenAdvenDragonsRegularRegularGumball (TRAV) PaidPaidPaidPaidOffbeatOffbeatHomesHomesVaried Programs No
Foods (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidCook In Session Varied Programs CopsCops (TVLAND) Cook PaidMurder, She WroteLeaveV. DykeLucyLucyGriffithGriffithGunsVaried(:10) Gunsmoke (:20) BonanzaBonanza Bonanza M*A*S*HM*A*S*HM*A*S*H (USA)
M Law Order: CILaw Order: CILaw
› “The Number 23” (2007) (CC) House House NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS
TH Law CILaw Order: CI ››› “Atonement” (2007) James McAvoy. (CC) Burn NoticeBurn NoticeBurn NoticeBurn NoticeBurn Notice
F ›› “It’s Complicated” (2009) Meryl Streep. House House House House Law & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVU (WGN-A) PrinceCrefloPaidPaidMatlock
Ask, Don’t Tell ›› “Klitschko” (2011) (S) (CC) ›› “Bruce Almighty” (S) (:15) ›› “First Daughter” (2004) (S) ›› “Unknown” (2011) Liam Neeson.
TH ›› “Hop” (2011) (S) (CC) 2 Days ›› “Monte Carlo” (2011) (S) (CC) ››› “The Associate” (1996) (S) (CC) “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps” (S) (:15) › “Dream House” (2011) (S) (CC) ›› “Water for Elephants” (2011) (S)
M (:05) ›››› “Terms of Endearment”(:15) ›› “Gotcha!” (1985) (CC) ››› “Crazy, Stupid, Love.” (2011) “Naked Gun: Police Squad” ››› “X-Men 2” (2003) (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “Tower Heist” (2011) (S) Hall
T “John Grisham’s The Rainmaker” (S) “Mr. Popper’s Penguins” ›› “The Bone Collector” (1999) (S) ››› “Cedar Rapids” (S) ››› “The Terminal” (2004) (S) (CC) (:15) ›› “Going the Distance” (2010) ›› “Kingpin” (S)
F “The Company” ››› “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” › “Supercross: The Movie” › “The Fourth Kind” (2009) (:45) ›› “Fast Five” (2011) Vin Diesel. (S) (CC) (:15) ››› “The Rundown” (2003) (S) 24/7Weigh-In (MAX)
W Those(:20) ››› “Dick Tracy” (S) (:05) “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” ››› “Collateral” (2004) Tom Cruise. › “My Soul to Take” (2010) (S) (CC) (:20) ››› “The Blues Brothers” (S) (:35) › “Little Fockers” (S)
M “Rainbow Tribe” › “New Port South” (2001) (:45) ››› “Source Code” (2011) (S) › “The Big Green” (1995) (:15) ›› “Legend of the Lost Tomb”“Few Options” (2011) (S) (:45) ›› “Star Trek: Nemesis” (2002) (S) (CC)
T Star ››› “Rebirth” (2011) (S) (:15) “Below the Beltway” (2010) (S) ›› “The Nugget” (2002) (:45) ›› “Flypaper” (2011) (:15) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (2010) (S) › “The Back-up Plan” (S) (:15) “Rebirth” (S)
W “Mandela-dKlrk” ›› “Nativity!” (2009) Martin Freeman. ›› “Roommates” (1995) Peter Falk. › “Prisoner of Zenda, Inc.”(:45) “Thanks” (2011) Paul Dooley. (S) ›› “Twilight” (1998) (S) (:05) ››› “The Company Men” (S)
TH People(:45) ›› “The Man in the Moon” (S) ››› “Skin Deep” (1989) (:15) › “Red Riding Hood” (2011) (S) ›› “Along Came Polly” (S) ››› “Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy” (S) (:40) ›› “Knight and Day” (2010) (S) Han F (5:30) “Flubber”(:05) ›› “Chasing Liberty” (2004) (S) “Johnson Family Vacation”(:35) ››› “X-Men 2” (2003) Patrick Stewart. (S) (12:50) ›› “The Eagle” (S) (:45) ››› “Trading Places” (1983) (:45) ›› “No Escape” (S) (SHOW)
TH ›› “Izzy and Moe” (1985) (:45) “The Bone Snatcher”(:15) ›› “Angels Crest” (2011) “One Way to Valhalla” (CC) (:35) ›› “It’s About You” ›› “Mad About Mambo”(:45) “The Lie” (2011) (S) “Angels Crest”
M Meet(:35) “Bare Knuckles” (2009) (:15) ›› “Bravo Two Zero” (1998) Sean Bean. “The High Cost of Living”(:15) “In Search of a Midnight Kiss” › “Route 666” (2001) (S) “Sympathy for Delicious” (S) “The Haunting”
T › “Krippendorf’s Tribe” (S) (:35) ›› “Tough Guys” (1986) (S) (:45) “From Time to Time” (2009) (S) ››› “Skin” (2008) Sophie Okonedo. (:20) ››› “Jack & Sarah”(:15) ›› “Mr. Wrong” (1996) (CC) › “The Inkwell”
F “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”(:45) ›› “Freaky Friday” (1977) (S) ›› “Barbershop” (2002) (:15) ›› “Limelight” (2011) (S) (CC) › “The Back-up Plan” (S) (:45) ›› “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” (2009) “Twil: Eclipse” (TMC)
W ›› “The Song Spinner” (S) (:45) ››› “Meek’s Cutoff” (2010) (S) “Who Killed” (:15) “Toe to Toe” (2009) (S) (CC) (:05) ›› “The Crossing Guard” (S) ›› “Janie Jones” (2010) (S) (CC) “Out of the Cold”
TH “The Barefoot Executive”(:40) ›› “Boundaries of the Heart” ›› “Courtship” (1987) (S) ›› “Closed for Winter” (S) “The Entitled” (2011) (S) (:05) › “The Untold” (2002) “The Night We Never Met”(:15) “Meskada”
F Scenario(:25) “Kings of the Evening”(:05) ›› “Strange Relations” (2002) “Dickie Roberts: Child Star”(:40) ›› “Broken Flowers” (2005) (S) (:25) ›› “Brighton Rock” (2010) (S) (:20) “All Good Things” (S) (:05) “The Inkwell”
Growing pains in Season 2 of OWN’s ‘Welcome to Sweetie Pie’s’
When we left Tim Norman, his mama Miss Robbie Montgomery and their family’s booming restaurant business in June, viewers were still waiting on two big events: Tim’s wedding to his son’s mother, Janae, and the grand opening of the family’s new eatery, Upper Crust.
family’s time, emotions and resources. “There is some drama to talk about,” Norman says, chuckling. “Not everyone was prepared for this explosion and this experience, and there are positives and negatives that come along with it. You guys are going to see all of that.”
Still, Norman says, he is grateful for the fresh perspectives the cameras give him as they record his family’s ups and downs, most notably his relationship woes and his battles with Robbie over the disciplining of Norman’s spirited cousin Charles and nephew Andre.
“That’s something that’s just real life, show or no show,” says Norman. “In every family, you have a woman’s view and you have a man’s view on dealing with children. ... That’s what’s going on with my mom, is that she thinks I am too stern with them. But I’m just speaking from experience because I know where a 17-year-old boy’s mind is at.”
And, Norman says, he is most proud that “Sweetie Pie’s” – which he likens to a real-life mash-up of “The Cosby Show” and “Cheers” – gives viewers a positive, everyday look at African-American family life. “I’m happy to say that we’re shining a light on regular people living normal lives,” he says, “even though right now it’s an abnormal situation with our business growing the way it is. We’re still just regular people.”
What are you currently reading?
“ ‘The 48 Laws of Power.’ It’s on everybody who’s done great things in our culture’s must-read list as far as knowing how to navigate your way through the entertainment field and the corporate world and life in general.”
What did you have for dinner last night?
“Tacos.”
What is your next project?
“Actually, I just left the (recording) studio. We’ve lost the storytelling aspect and the positive things about music nowadays, and I’m trying to get back to that. So within the next couple months, I’ll have some things released – some stuff with a message to it.”
Where did you go on your last vacation?
“New York. It was my first time. It was nighttime when we got to the hotel, and I just walked around Manhattan looking at the lights and the giant screens until 4 in the morning. It was so inspiring. That was just before we got the show going, so I give some of the credit to that trip!”
SOLUTION client fill
IN FOCUS
“Couple Time,” vimeo.com/ album/1688665
Longtime real-life couple and comedians Patrick Carlyle and Allyn Rachel — who met while attending NYU’s Tisch School of the Arts — star in this series of short vignettes that focus on the small, intimate (but not necessarily romantic), everyday moments between lovers when they’re alone, from driving to carving pumpkins to feeding the cat, named Rambo. Fox has optioned the concept for a possible series.
“Finding Susan Glenn,” youtu.be/iR7NTPwSMeE
Max Greenfield, who plays Schmidt on Fox’s hit comedy “New Girl,” is the writer, director and star of this sweet, charming Web series presented by, of all things, Axe body spray. He plays a guy pining over the girl that got away — called Susan Glenn — and on a quest to find a way to deal with his feelings. In Episode 2, he discovers that he’s not alone and that even guys “with game” have a Susan Glenn.
“WTFSutter,” www.youtube. com/user/sutterinksoa
In this series of confessional videos — with “WTF” standing for just what you think it does — “Sons of Anarchy” creator and executive producer Kurt Sutter talks to fans about issues surrounding his FX biker drama (and the drama the outspoken, somewhat profane Sutter creates for himself). Also at the site is “Before the Anarchy,” a series of shorts that go behind the scenes of the show, which returns on Tuesday, Sept. 11.
MONDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 10, 2012
“The Green Mile” (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks, David Morse, Michael Clarke Duncan. A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. (CC)
››› “The Green Mile” (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks, David Morse, Michael Clarke Duncan. A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. (CC)
› “Play It to the Bone” (1999) Antonio Banderas, Woody Harrelson. Premiere. (CC) Three Stooges Paid Program Paid Program (AP) North WoodsLaw on the BorderLaw on the BorderLaw on the BorderLaw on the BorderLaw on the BorderLaw on the BorderNorth WoodsLaw on the BorderLaw on the BorderLaw on the BorderOranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/NYCHousewives/NJHousewives/NYCGallery Girls (N) HappensHousewives/NYCGallery GirlsHousewives/NYCHappensMatchmakerPaidPaidPaidCook Million Dollar LA (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportUltimate FactoriesCostco CrazeAmerican GreedMad MoneyCostco CrazeAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) ColbertDailyFturamaSouth PkSunnySunnySunnySunnyDailyColbertSouth PkFturamaDailyColbertSunnyWork.FturamaFturamaChapKeyPaidPaidPaidCook (DISC) American ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperPaidPaidPaidPaidNopaleaPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) JessieAustinANT “Radio Rebel” (2012) (S) JessiePhineasVampireAustinWizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood VampireWizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasGaspard Octo (E!) E! News Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialScouted ChelseaE! News ChelseaSoupSoupChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(ESPN) NFL Football Cincinnati Bengals at Baltimore Ravens. (Live) (:15) NFL Football San Diego Chargers at Oakland Raiders. (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) NFL PrimeTime (N) H-Lite SportsCenter (CC) SportsCenter (ESPN2) World/ Poker 2012 World Series of Poker 2012 World Series of Poker Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Baseball Tonight NFL Presents SportsNation (CC) Football Live College
Talia Shire ›› “Rocky IV” (1985) Talia Shire Boxing Hang PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) Dora...UmiVictoVictoMy WifeMy WifeGeorgeGeorgeFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorge(:45) George LopezChrisChrisMy WifeYesDearYesDearNannyNannyBubbleBubble (SPIKE) ›› “I, Robot” (2004) Will Smith. (S) (:45) ›› “I, Robot” (2004, Science Fiction) Will Smith. (S) RepoRepoRepoRepo(:45) Unsolved Mysteries (S) PaidCook PaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Thirteen Ghosts”Alphas (N) Warehouse 13 (N) Alphas Warehouse 13 (S) Alphas Ghost WhispererSanctuary (CC) Sanctuary (CC) PaidDefrostCook PaidPaidPaid (TBN) RememPottersBehindLivingFranklinDupl’tisHeroes AmongHeroes of Flight 93OsteenMannaVisionCrefloRemembering 9/11Cross and TowersDay of MiraclesCathedral Prayer ServiceWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Conan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC)
Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ››› “Dan in Real Life” (2007) Steve Carell, Juliette Binoche. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:45) ›› “Criminal Court” (1946) ››› “Tonight and Every Night” (1945) Rita Hayworth, Lee Bowman. ›› “On the Riviera” (1951) Danny Kaye. (CC) (:45) ››› “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes” (1953) Jane Russell. (CC)
››› “Les Girls” (1957, Musical) Gene Kelly, Mitzi Gaynor. (CC) ››› “River of No Return” (1954) Robert Mitchum. (CC)
(:15) MGM Parade ›› “Going Places” (1939) (TLC) Flight 175: WatchEmergency9/11: Heroes of the 88th Floor (CC) Emergency9/11: Heroes of the 88th Floor (CC) Flight 175: WatchPopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPeoplePeople
(TNT) The Mentalist (S) Major CrimesMajor Crimes (N) Perception (N) Major CrimesPerception (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Falling SkiesThe Closer (CC) Las Vegas (CC) Smallville (CC) Smallville “Isis” (S) (TOON) AdvenAdvenRegularAnnoyKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSquidChina, ILAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyMAD (TRAV) FoodFoodNo ReservationNo ReservationNo ReservationHotel ImpossibleNo ReservationNo ReservationHotel ImpossibleNo ReservationPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...LizardLizardLizardLizardBait CarBait CarWorld’s Dumbest...LizardLizardLizardLizardBait CarBait CarThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) (5:30) Memories of M*A*S*H (S) (CC) Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens (:38) The King of Queens (S) (CC) ’70s Show ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show 3’s Company Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Cook Safe (USA) NCIS “Outlaws and In-Laws” (S) (CC)
PREMIUM CHANNELS
WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (S Live) (CC) (:05)
› “The Condemned” (2007, Action) Steve Austin, Vinnie Jones, Robert Mammone. (CC) (:33)
› “The Condemned” (2007, Action) Steve Austin, Vinnie Jones, Robert Mammone. (CC)
Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) White Collar “Ancient History” (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosNews at Nine30 Rock30 RockRulesRules30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaDeathMad Abt.Mad Ab’tPaid PaidPaidJ. Meyer
(HBO) (5:00) ›› “Elvis and Anabelle” (S) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)
› “Dream House” (2011) Daniel Craig. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Boardwalk 24/7 Chavez Boxing Chad Dawson vs. Andre Ward, Super Middleweights. (S) (CC)
Face Off, Max Hard Knocks: Training Camp The Town ›› “Horrible Bosses” (2011) Jason Bateman. (S) ‘R’ (:40) “El Espiritu de la Salsa” (2010) “Houseguest” (MAX) (5:30) ›› “Hall Pass” (2011) ‘R’ (:15) ››› “Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang” (2005) Robert Downey Jr. (S) ‘R’
››› “Unstoppable” (2010) Denzel Washington. ‘PG-13’ (:40) “Sexy Assassins” (2012) Justine Joli. ‘NR’ (CC)
›› “Sucker Punch” (2011, Action) Emily Browning. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(1:50) ››› “The Return of the Living Dead” (1985) ‘R’
(:20) ››› “Carousel” (1956, Musical) Gordon MacRae. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “J Grisham” (SHOW) (5:50) ››› “Source Code” (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal. (CC) (:25) ›› “The Mechanic” (2011) Jason Statham. (S) ‘R’ Weeds (CC) Web Therapy Weeds (CC) Web Therapy
›› “Redemption Road” (2010) (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:40) ››› “Chrystal” (2004) Billy Bob Thornton. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “Burning Palms” (2010) Zoe Saldana. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Chasing Amy” (1997) Ben Affleck, Joey Lauren Adams. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “The Help” (2011) Viola Davis. An aspiring writer captures the experiences of black women. “Bikini Chain Gang” (2005, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ››› “Better Luck Tomorrow” (2002) Parry Shen. ‘R’
(:15) “The Haunting at the Beacon” (2009, Suspense) Teri Polo. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Fubar: Balls to the Wall” (2010) David Lawrence. ‘R’ ›› “Star Trek: Nemesis” (2002) Patrick Stewart. (CC) (TMC) (5:15) “The Haunting at the Beacon”
TUESDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 11, 2012
Duncan. A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. (CC)
››› “The Green Mile” (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks, David Morse, Michael Clarke Duncan. A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. (CC)
››› “High Fidelity” (2000, Romance-Comedy) John Cusack, Iben Hjejle, Todd Louiso. (CC) Three Stooges Paid Program Paid Program (AP) River MonstersWild Pacific (CC) Wild Pacific (CC) Wild Pacific (CC) Wild Pacific (CC) Wild Pacific (CC) Wild Pacific (CC) River MonstersWild Pacific (CC) Wild Pacific (CC) Wild Pacific (CC) OranguEden (BRAVO) Flipping Out (CC) Housewives/NYCFlipping Out (N) Flipping Out (CC) HappensFlipping Out (CC) Housewives/NYCHousewives/NJHappensMatchmakerPaidCook PaidPaidMillion Dollar LA (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportBig Mac: Inside60 Minutes onAmerican GreedMad Money60 Minutes onAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) ColbertDailyWork.Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0The DailyColbertTosh.0The DailyColbertSunnyTosh.0Work.The FturamaSwardPaidPaidCook Paid (DISC) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadly Seas (S) Deadliest CatchDeadly Seas (S) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchPopoffCook PaidNopaleaPaidPaidCook Creflo (DISN) JessieAustinANT “Let It Shine” (2012) (S) (CC)
PhineasVampireAustinWizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood VampireWizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasGaspard Octo (E!) E! News Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialKardasKardasChelseaE! News ChelseaKardasKardasChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) E:60 (N) World/PokerWorld/PokerBaseball TonightSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) College Football Florida at Texas A&M. SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) Hey Rookie, Welcome/NFL Soccer 2014 FIFA World Cup Qualifier: United States vs. Jamaica. (N) (Live) 2012 CrossFit Games (N) CrossFit Games CrossFit Games Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) 2012 World Series of Poker 2012 World Series of Poker SportsCenter (N) (CC) College Football Central Florida at Ohio State. Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)
(EWTN) Daily MassAngelica LiveEWTNRosaryThreshold of HopePriestWomen Daily MassAngelica LiveCatholicismFootMiraclesPriestPapal AudienceEpistlesOriginalMusic
Bar Rescue(:03) Bar Rescue(:12) Bar Rescue (S) EntouEntou(:37) Entourage (S) EntouPaidPaidPaidHang PaidPaid
(SYFY) Face Off Face Off Face Off (N) CollectionFace Off CollectionGhost WhispererEureka (S) (CC) Eureka (S) (CC) Eureka (S) (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) Flight 93PottersBehindJ. MeyerPrinceParsleyCross and TowersDay of MiraclesCathedral Prayer ServiceCrefloHeroes AmongHeroes of Flight 939/11Reasn-Remem.Day of MiraclesWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC)
Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ›› “The Pink Panther” (2006, Comedy) Steve Martin, Kevin Kline. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM)
››› “BlockHeads” (1938)
››› “Monkey Business” (1952) Cary Grant, Ginger Rogers. (CC)
››› “People Will Talk” (1951, ComedyDrama) Cary Grant, Jeanne Crain.
››› “I Was a Male War Bride” (1949) Cary Grant, Ann Sheridan. (CC)
››› “The Awful Truth” (1937) Irene Dunne. (CC) (:45) ››› “The Bishop’s Wife” (1947, Fantasy) Cary Grant, Loretta Young, David Niven. (CC)
›› “The Squaw Man” (1931) (TLC) High School MomsHigh School Moms19 Kids19 KidsAbbyAbbyHigh School Moms19 Kids19 KidsAbbyAbbyHigh School MomsPaidPaidNopaleaPaid Cook PaidPeoplePeople (TNT) The Mentalist (S) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Rizzoli & IslesCSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY “Hush” (S) CSI: NY “The Fall” The Great EscapeThe Closer (CC) Las Vegas (CC) Smallville (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) GumballDragonsLevel UpNinjaGoKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSquidChina, ILAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyMAD (TRAV) FoodFoodMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumToy HntrToy HntrBizarre FoodsMysteries-MuseumToy HntrToy HntrBizarre FoodsMysteries-MuseumNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnWorld’s Dumbest...PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnWorld’s Dumbest...The InvestigatorsForensic PaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens (:38) The King of Queens (S) (CC) King of Queens ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show 3’s Company Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Cook Safe (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit White Collar “Gloves Off” (N)
(:01) Covert Affairs “Suffragette City”
(:02) Royal Pains
(CC) (DVS)
(:02) White Collar “Gloves Off”
(12:02) Covert Affairs (CC) (DVS)
(:02) House “Act Your Age” (CC)
(:01) House “House Training” Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Royal Pains Evan supports Paige. (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at Nine30 Rock30 RockRulesRules30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaDeathMad Ab’tMad Ab’tPaid PaidPaidJ. Meyer
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (4:45) ›› “Fast Five” (2011) (CC) REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S)
››› “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close” (2011) Tom Hanks. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
24/7 Chavez (:45) ›› “The Change-Up” (2011, Comedy) Ryan Reynolds. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:40) ››› “Die Hard” (1988, Action) Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Bedelia. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(2:55) ›› “3000 Miles to Graceland” (2001, Action) Kurt Russell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Hearts in Atlantis” (2001) (S) (MAX)
(5:00) ›› “Kingpin” (1996) ‘PG-13’
›› “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” (2003) Sean Connery. (CC) ›› “American Wedding” (2003) Jason Biggs. ‘NR’ (CC)
Skin to the Max (:15) Strike Back (S) (CC)
(12:05) Sin City Diaries Feature 4: Luck is a Lady A compilation of episodes. (S) (CC) (:20) › “RoboCop 3” (1993) Robert John Burke. ‘PG-13’
(:05) ››› “Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines” (1965) (S) ‘G’ (SHOW) (5:15) ››› “Rebirth” (2011) ‘NR’ Weeds (CC) Web Therapy › “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. (CC) (:45) Weeds (:15) Gigolos (S) (:45) The Real L Word (:45) › “Another 9 1/2 Weeks” (1997) Mickey Rourke. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Gridlock’d” (1997, Drama) Tim Roth. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) › “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “Mandela and de Klerk” (CC) (TMC) (5:00) › “The Inkwell” (1994) ‘R’
››› “The King’s Speech” (2010) Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Vidal Sassoon: The Movie” (2010) (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
(:35) “Hollywood Sex Wars” (2011) Dominique Purdy. ‘NR’
(12:15) ›› “Happy Accidents” (2000) Marisa Tomei. Premiere. ‘R’
(:10) ›› “Mr. Wrong” (1996, Comedy) Ellen DeGeneres. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
“The Prankster” (2010, Comedy) Matt Angel, Georges Corraface. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
WEDNESDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 12, 2012
CABLE
“The Green Mile” (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks, David Morse, Michael Clarke Duncan. A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. (CC)
WildmanRedneckOff HookOff HookTanked (S) WildmanRedneckOff HookOff HookTanked: UnfilteredTanked (S) WildmanRedneckOff HookOff HookOranguEden (BRAVO) Gallery GirlsFlipping Out (CC) Top Chef MastersTop Chef MastersHappensTop Chef MastersHousewives/NJTop Chef MastersHappensWhat HappensPaidPaidPaidPaidMatchmaker (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportAmer. GreedAmer. GreedAmerican GreedMad MoneyAmer. GreedAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) ColbertDailyChapKeySouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkDailyColbertSouth PkKeyDailyColbertSunnyKey ›› “Dance Flick” (2009) ComedyPaidPaidPaidCook
›› “EDtv” (1999, Comedy) Matthew McConaughey, Jenna Elfman, Ellen DeGeneres. (CC) Three Stooges Paid Program Paid Program (AP) Tanked: UnfilteredTanked (S)
››› “The Green Mile” (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks, David Morse, Michael Clarke Duncan. A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. (CC)
(DISC) American Guns (S) American Guns (S) Sons of Guns (N) Dirty Jobs DownSons of Guns (S) Dirty Jobs DownAmerican Guns (S) American Guns (S) PopoffPaidTelePaidPaidPaidNopaleaCreflo
(DISN) JessieAustinANT “Tinker Bell and the Lost”Mater’sPhineasVampireAustinWizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood VampireWizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasGaspard Octo
(CC) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) NFL Live (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)
(EWTN) Daily MassEWTN LiveSaintRosarySaintsFaithCatholicWomen Daily MassEWTN LiveGenesisRuptureFootBen.SaintApo.Theo. RoundtableOriginalHymns
(FAM) (5:00) ›› “Jumanji” (1995) ›› “Alice in Wonderland” (2010) Johnny Depp. The 700 Club
(SPIKE) AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionEntouEntouEntouPaidPaidCook PaidPaidPaid (SYFY) Paranormal Wi.Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (N) Paranormal Wi.Ghost Hunters (S) Paranormal Wi.Lost Girl (S) (CC) Warehouse 13 (S) Warehouse 13 (S) Warehouse 13 (S) PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) Graham ClassicBehindTurningPrinceEndPraise the Lord (CC) GoodDupl’tisEasterCrefloPraise the Lord (CC) BibleFocusCrossWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) (CC) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) Sullivan & Son The Office (CC) Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) › “Road Trip: Beer Pong” (2009) Preston Jones, Danny Pudi. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) “The Member of the Wedding” (CC) Private Screenings: Bacall ››› “Confidential Agent” (1945) Charles Boyer, Lauren Bacall. (CC) (:15) ››› “Young Man With a Horn” (1950) Kirk Douglas, Lauren Bacall. (CC) (12:15) ›› “Bright Leaf” (1950, Drama) Gary Cooper, Lauren Bacall. Private Screenings: Bacall (:15) ››› “Passage to Marseille” (1944, War) Humphrey Bogart. (CC) (:15) ››› “The Secret Heart” (CC) (TLC) MediumMediumBreaking Amish (S) HoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyBreaking Amish (S) MediumMediumPopoffPaidPaidPaidCook PaidPeoplePeople (TNT) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) The Great EscapeThe Closer (CC) Las Vegas (CC) Smallville (CC) Smallville “Patriot” (TOON) AdvenJohnnyNinjaGoNinjaGoKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSquidChina, ILAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyMAD (TRAV) FoodFoodFoodFoodToy HntrToy HntrSteak ParadiseFoodFoodToy HntrToy HntrSteak ParadiseFoodFoodFoodFoodPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Most ShockingMost ShockingThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show The Soul Man The Soul Man Cosby Show Cosby Show King of Queens (:38) The King of Queens (S) (CC) King of Queens King of Queens Roseanne (S)
Roseanne (S) Cosby Show 3’s Company Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Flesh and Blood” (S) (CC)
NCIS “False Witness” (S) (CC)
Royal Pains (N) (CC) (DVS) (:01) NCIS A Navy diver is murdered. (:01) NCIS: Los Angeles “Predator” (:01) Royal Pains (CC) (DVS) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) (:01) House “Family” (S) (CC) (:01) House “Resignation” (S) (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Slither” Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Cheers (CC) Law Order: CI (WGN-A) Funny VideosRulesRulesRulesRulesNews at Nine30 Rock30 RockRulesRules30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaDeathMad Ab’tMad Ab’tPaidPaid PaidJ. Meyer
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) ›› “Devil” (2010) Chris Messina. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
24/7 Chavez
››› “The Debt” (2010, Drama) Helen Mirren. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)
›› “A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas” (2011) ‘R’ (:35) ››› “Die Hard With a Vengeance” (1995) Bruce Willis. (S) ‘R’ (CC) 24/7 Chavez (:15) › “Plato’s Run” (1997, Action) Gary Busey, Roy Scheider. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Wait Til Next Year (MAX) (:15) ››› “Troy” (2004, Adventure) Brad Pitt, Eric Bana. Achilles leads Greek forces in the Trojan War. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Tower Heist” (2011) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:45) “Erotic Karma” (2012, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
Skin to the Max (:40) ›› “Man on Fire” (2004, Crime Drama) Denzel Washington, Dakota Fanning. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) ››› “William Shakespeare’s Romeo & Juliet” (1996) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) “The People That Time Forgot” (SHOW) (5:50) ›› “Real Steel” (2011, Action) Hugh Jackman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Inside the NFL (N) (CC) Inside NASCAR (N) Inside the NFL (S) (CC) Inside NASCARAll Access Weeds (CC)
››› “The Big Lebowski” (1998, Comedy) Jeff Bridges. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Jay Mohr: Funny for a Girl (S) (CC) ››› “The Company Men” (2010, Drama) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:00)
› “Out of the Cold” (1999) “Swinging With the Finkels” (2010) Mandy Moore. ‘NR’
›› “Pete Smalls Is Dead” (2010) Peter Dinklage. ‘NR’
› “Filth and Wisdom” (2008) Eugene Hutz. (S) ‘NR’
(:05)
›› “High Heels and Low Lifes” (2001) Minnie Driver.
“Bikini a-Go-Go” (2003) Beverly Lynne. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:20) “Beneath the Dark” (2010) Josh Stewart. ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) › “Out of the Cold” (1999, Drama) Keith Carradine. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
THURSDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 13, 2012
(1999, Drama) Tom Hanks, David Morse, Michael Clarke Duncan. A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. (CC)
››› “The Green Mile” (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks, David Morse, Michael Clarke Duncan. A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. (CC)
››› “American Pie” (1999, Comedy) Jason Biggs, Shannon Elizabeth. (CC) CSI: Miami “Manhunt” (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program (AP) Swamp Wars (S) River MonstersGreat Barrier Reef (S) River MonstersGreat Barrier Reef (S) Swamp Wars (S) River MonstersShark FeedingMountain GatorsOranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/NYCHousewives/NJReal HousewivesReal Housewives HappensReal HousewivesReal Housewives HappensHousewives/NJPaidPaidPaidPaidTabatha Tk-Ovr (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportCrime Inc.Crime Inc. (N) American GreedMad MoneyCrime Inc.American GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) ColbertDailyChapSouth PkFturamaFturamaFturamaFturamaDailyColbertTosh.0Tosh.0DailyColbertSunnyChap ›› “First Sunday” (2008) Ice Cube. PaidPaidCook Paid (DISC) Property Wars (S) Property Wars (S) AuctionAuctionTexas Car WarsAuctionAuctionTexas Car WarsProperty Wars (S) Property Wars (S) PaidCook PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) JessieAustinANT JessieAustinGood PhineasPhineasVampireAustinWizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood VampireWizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasGaspard Octo (E!) E! News (N) E Spec.E Spec.Big Rich TexasShannen SaysChelseaE! News ChelseaIce-CocoIce-CocoChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
Face Off Face Off Face Off › “Stigmata” (1999) Patricia Arquette. Lost Girl (S) (CC) Lost Girl (S) (CC) Lost Girl (S) (CC) Lost Girl (S) (CC) Lost Girl (S) (CC) PaidPaid (TBN) GoodPottersBehindOsteenPrinceHillsongPraise the Lord (CC) Holy EvidnceJeffreyCrefloPraise the Lord (CC) Turning PointR. LuceWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangSullivan & Son Big BangConan (N) (CC) Sullivan & Son The Office (CC) Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ›› “Rogue” (2007, Action) Jet Li, Jason Statham, John Lone. (CC)
MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) “Palm Beach” Elvis Mitchell A Bird’s a Bird Gussle’s Day Court House Dirty Work Lover’s Lost Submarine Pi Dizzy Heights Fatty andWife and Auto His Bitter Pill Waiters’ Ball Madcap Ambrose Teddy Throttle Her Torpe (:06) Thirst ››› “The Flying Deuces” (1939) (:45) ›› “Zenobia” (1939, Comedy) Oliver Hardy. (CC) Them Tha “White Sea” (TLC) HoneyHoneySay YesSay YesFour Weddings (N) The Big DayFour Weddings (S) The Big DaySay YesSay YesHoneyHoneyPaidPaidCook PaidPaidPaidPeoplePeople (TNT) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY Decisions. The Great EscapeThe Closer (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Smallville “Luthor” Smallville “Icarus” (TOON) AdvenAdvenAnnoyRegularKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilEagleChina, ILAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyRedakai (TRAV) FoodFoodToy HntrToy HntrTrip FlipTrip FlipMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumTrip FlipTrip FlipMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumToy HntrToy HntrPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...JokersJokersJokersJokersMost ShockingWorld’s Dumbest...JokersJokersJokersJokersMost ShockingThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens (:38) The King of Queens (S) (CC) ’70s Show ’70s Show Roseanne (S)
Roseanne (S) Cosby Show
3’s Company Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Obsession” (S) (CC) NCIS Petty officer is murdered. (CC) NCIS “Dead and Unburied” (S) NCIS “Smoked” (S) (CC) Covert Affairs “Suffragette City”
›› “It’s Complicated” (2009, Romance-Comedy) Meryl Streep, Steve Martin. (CC) “Bait Shop” (2008) Bill Engvall, Billy Ray Cyrus. (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Watch” Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) PreviewLaw Order: CI (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at Nine30 Rock30 RockRulesRules30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaDeathMad Ab’tMad Ab’tPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) ›› “Hop” (2011) Voices of James Marsden. ‘PG’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps” (2010, Drama) Michael Douglas. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Taxicab Confessions: New York (:05) ›› “Paul” (2011, Comedy) Simon Pegg, Nick Frost. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Cathouse (:20) ›› “Kalifornia” (1993) Brad Pitt, Juliette Lewis. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ››› “Somewhere” (2010) Stephen Dorff. ‘R’ (CC) ››› “The Company” (2003) (CC) (MAX) (5:30) ›› “The Hangover Part II” (:15) ›› “Caddyshack” (1980, Comedy) Chevy Chase, Bill Murray. ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Cowboys & Aliens” (2011, Science Fiction) Daniel Craig. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:15) Zane’s Sex Chronicles (CC) (11:50) ›› “The Hangover Part II” (2011) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Zane’s Sex (:05) ››› “Separate Lies” (2005) Tom Wilkinson. (S) ‘R’
›› “Shakespeare High” (2011) Premiere. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:25) ›› “Tanner Hall” (2009) Rooney Mara. ‘R’ (CC) Gigolos (N) (S) Gigolos (CC)
› “Uninvited Guest” (2000) Mekhi Phifer. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “Burning Palms” (2010, ComedyDrama) Zoe Saldana. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ››› “Blue Valentine” (2010, Drama) Ryan Gosling. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Iceman” (1984) Timothy Hutton. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) MAX on Set (S) “Flubber” (S) (SHOW) (5:15) ›› “Angels Crest” (2011)
(2010) David Lawrence. ‘R’ “3 a.m.” (2001, Drama) Danny Glover. (S) (CC)
“Fubar: Balls to the Wall”
(:15) “Bikini Round-Up” (2005, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:35) “The Tomb” (2009, Horror) Wes Bentley. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ›› “It’s About You”
(2011) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Twil: Eclipse” (TMC) (5:15) “Meskada” (2010) Nick Stahl. ››› “The Help” (2011) Viola Davis. An aspiring writer captures the experiences of black women.
(:05) › “Nola” (2003) Emmy Rossum, Mary McDonnell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
François Truffaut. (CC)
›››› “Close Encounters of the Third Kind” (1977, Science Fiction) Richard Dreyfuss, François Truffaut. (CC)
›› “The Invasion” (2007) Nicole Kidman, Daniel Craig. (CC)
››› “The War of the Worlds” (1953) Gene Barry, Ann Robinson. (CC) The Rifleman The Rifleman (AP) North WoodsNorth WoodsLaw on the BorderLaw on the BorderLaw on the BorderLaw on the BorderNorth WoodsNorth WoodsNorth WoodsLaw on the BorderLaw on the BorderBig CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Real Housewives(:15) ››› “Kill Bill: Vol. 1” (2003) Premiere. (:45) ››› “Kill Bill: Vol. 1” (2003) Lucy Liu (12:15) › “Collateral Damage” (2002, Action) Elias Koteas PaidCook PaidPaidTop Chef Masters (CNBC) ReportTradingFat & FatterUltimate FactoriesAmerican GreedMad MoneyUltimate FactoriesAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) ColbertDailyTosh.0Tosh.0 › “Joe Dirt” (2001) David Spade. (CC) ›› “Zack and Miri Make a Porno”(12:15) ›› “Jackass 3.5” (2011) (CC) Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0ComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Flying Wild AlaskaDeadliest CatchBering Sea G.Yukon Men (N) (S) Bering Sea G.Yukon Men (CC) Flying Wild AlaskaFlying Wild AlaskaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) JessieVampireVampireCode 9PhineasGravityANT Good VampireJessieGravityGood Fish Shake ItPhineas ››› “Mulan” (1998) (S) DeckDeckFish PhineasLittleOcto (E!) E! News (N) Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialFashion Police (N) ChelseaE! News ChelseaFashion PoliceChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) (5:00) SportsCenterColl. Football LiveCollege Football Washington State at UNLV. (N) (Live)
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(TCM) (:15) MGM Parade ››› “The Virgin Queen” (1955) Bette Davis, Richard Todd. (CC)
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››› “The Private Lives of Elizabeth and Essex” (1939) Bette Davis. (CC)
›› “Equinox” (1970) Edward Connell, Barbara Hewitt. › “The Wasp Woman” (1960) Susan Cabot. Engagement Old Enough “Twenty Million Sweethearts” (CC) (TLC) GownGownSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesGownGownSay YesSay YesGownGownSay YesSay YesGownGownPaidPaidCook PaidPaidPaidCook Paid (TNT) The Mentalist (S) ››› “Runaway Jury” (2003) John Cusack. ››› “The Firm” (1993, Drama) Tom Cruise. (CC) ›› “Murder by Numbers” (2002) (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Smallville (CC) Law & Order (S) (TOON) GumballNinjaGoDragonsLevel UpKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenSquidChina, ILAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenXavierAqua King/HillKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...ForensicForensicWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...ForensicForensicThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidCook Paid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens (:38) The King of Queens (S) (CC) King of Queens ’70s Show Roseanne (S)
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(HBO) 24/7 Chavez Weigh-In Live 24/7 Overtime ›› “A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas” (2011) ‘R’ Real Time With Bill Maher (N) (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) (:15) ›› “Fast Five” (2011) Vin Diesel. Dom Toretto and company ramp up the action in Brazil. ››› “Rising Sun” (1993, Mystery) Sean Connery. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Greenberg” (2010, ComedyDrama) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Conchords (MAX) “No Escape” (:45) ›› “The A-Team” (2010) Liam Neeson. Former Special Forces soldiers form a rogue unit. Strike Back (N) (S) (CC) Skin to the Max Strike Back (S) (CC) Co-Ed Confidential 3: Spring Break (:45) ›› “Underworld” (2003, Horror) Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(2:50) ››› “Something Wild” (1986) Jeff Daniels. ‘R’ (:45) ›› “Switch” (1991) Ellen Barkin. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (S) ›› “The Mechanic” (2011) Jason Statham. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Blitz” (2011) Jason Statham. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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›› “One More River” (1934) Diana Wynyard. (:45) ›› “Voice of the Whistler” (1945) Richard Dix. › “Captive Girl” (1950, Adventure) Johnny Weissmuller. ››› “No Time for Sergeants” (1958) Andy Griffith, Myron McCormick. (CC) (:45) ››› “The Fortune Cookie” (1966, ComedyDrama) Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau. (CC) ››› “The Wheeler Dealers” (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidMoving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC)
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››› “Soul Food” (1997, Comedy-Drama) Vanessa L. Williams, Vivica A. Fox. Premiere. (CC) Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show (USA) No Defrosting Cook Safe Paid Program Paid Program Royal Pains (CC) (DVS) White Collar “Gloves Off” Covert Affairs “Suffragette City” ›› “Street Kings” (2008, Crime Drama) Keanu Reeves, Forest Whitaker, Hugh Laurie. (CC)
››› “Inside Man” (2006) Denzel Washington. A cop matches wits with a bank robber. (CC) “John Sandford’s Certain Prey” (2011) Mark Harmon, Lola Glaudini. (CC) (WGN-A) PaidPaidPaidPaidMatlock (S) (CC) Matlock (S) (CC) Law Order: CILaw Order: CIMLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Minnesota Twins. (N) Law Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CI
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(HBO) ›› “Hop” (2011) Voices of James Marsden. ‘PG’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Secret Window” (2004) Johnny Depp. ‘PG-13’ Planet of the Apes 24/7 Chavez 24/7 Chavez Weigh-In Live 24/7 Overtime Face Off, Max › “Dream House” (2011) Daniel Craig. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “Water for Elephants” (2011) Reese Witherspoon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:35) ›› “Hop” (2011) Voices of James Marsden. (S)
(:15) ›› “Bruce Almighty” (2003) (MAX) (4:45) “Switch” ››› “Dolphin Tale” (2011) Harry Connick Jr. Premiere. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
Inside the NFL (S) (CC)
(:20) ››› “Forrest Gump” (1994) Tom Hanks. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:45) › “Something Borrowed” (2011) Ginnifer Goodwin. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Inside NASCARAll Access ›› “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” (2003) Kate Hudson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “Peep World” (2010) Michael C. Hall. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “The Company Men” (2010) Ben Affleck. ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Source Code” (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:20) All Access (4:50) ›› “Real Steel”
(:40) ›› “Days of Thunder” (1990, Action) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ››› “Death Becomes Her” (1992) Meryl Streep. (S) (:15) ›› “Hall Pass” (2011, Comedy) Owen Wilson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:30) “Shakespeare High” ‘NR’
(5:00) Into the West (Part 2 of 6)
“Casino” (1995, Crime Drama) Robert De Niro, Sharon Stone, Joe Pesci. A mob employee makes a play for power in 1970s Las Vegas. (CC)
›››› “GoodFellas” (1990) Robert De Niro, Ray Liotta. An Irish-Italian hood joins the 1950s New York Mafia. (CC)
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›››› “The Untouchables” (1987, Crime Drama) Kevin Costner, Sean Connery. (CC) Three Stooges Mad Men “The Suitcase” (CC) (AP) My Cat From HellMy Cat From HellTanked (N) (S) Tanked (S) Tanked (S) Tanked (S) My Cat From HellMy Cat From HellTapeTapeFreakFreakWeirdWeirdExtremeExtreme (BRAVO) Housewives/NYCHousewives/NYC ››› “Kill Bill: Vol. 2” (2004) Uma Thurman. Premiere. ››› “Kill Bill: Vol. 2” (2004, Action) Uma Thurman. Gallery GirlsPaidPaidCook PaidFlipping Out (CC) (CNBC) Money MillionsUltimate FactoriesSuze Orman ShowDebtDebtMillionsMillionsSuze Orman ShowDebtDebtPaidPaidMillionsMillionsSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) CNN NewsroomRomney Revealed Obama Revealed: ManRomney Revealed Obama Revealed: ManRomney Revealed Obama Revealed: ManPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) › “Joe Dirt” (2001) David Spade. (CC) ›› “Jackass 3.5” (2011) (CC) ››› “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” (CC) (12:15) ›› “Semi-Pro” (2008) (CC) (:15) Louis C.K.: HilariousHalf PaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Hang PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDavid (DISN) GravityGravityJessieAustinCode 9VampireGravityAustinCode 9Shake ItGood AustinJessieCode 9ANT ›› “Gotta Kick It Up” (S) DeckDeckFish PhineasLittleOcto (E!) E! SpecialMovie E! SpecialSoupChelseaFashionE! Special E! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) College Football Florida at Tennessee. (:15) College Football Texas at Mississippi. (N) (Live) (:15) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) Football FinalNFLCollege Football Florida at Tennessee. Football (ESPN2) College Football Arizona State at Missouri. (N) (Live) College Football BYU at Utah. (N) (Live) College Football Final (N) (CC) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC)
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(:05) ›› “Resident Evil: Extinction” (2007) Milla Jovovich, Oded Fehr.
(:05) ››› “King Kong” (2005, Adventure) Naomi Watts, Jack Black. A beauty tames a savage beast. (CC) MarriedMarriedHouse of Payne House of Payne (TCM) (5:00) ››› “The Wheeler Dealers” ›››› “Sunrise” (1927, Drama) George O’Brien, Janet Gaynor.
›››› “Strangers on a Train” (1951) Robert Walker, Farley Granger. (CC)
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››› “The Bourne Supremacy” (CC)
››› “The Bourne Ultimatum” (2007) (CC) ›› “Con Air” (1997) Nicolas Cage. ›› “Phone Booth” (2002) (CC) (:27) ›››
“The Bourne Supremacy”PreviewLaw & Order (S) (TOON) ›› “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” (2010) HomeKing/HillKing/HillFam GuyDynaBoonBleachSamuraiCasshFullmetalShellCowboyBleachSamuraiCasshFullmetalShellCowboyLooneyLooney (TRAV) Extreme Pig OutsGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresNopaleaPaidPaidPaidRiflesPaid (TRUTV) Most ShockingTowTowTowTowTowTowForensicForensicTowTowTowTowTowTowForensicForensicPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Cosby Show (:43) The Cosby Show (S) (CC) Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens (:38) The King of Queens (S) (CC) King of Queens ’70s Show Roseanne Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Cosby Show (:43) The Cosby Show (S) (CC) Cosby Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) NCIS Tony goes under cover. (CC) NCIS “SWAK” Biohazard isolation. NCIS “Mind Games” (S) (CC) NCIS “Boxed In” (S) (CC)
›››› “Raiders of the Lost Ark” (1981, Adventure) Harrison Ford, Karen Allen. (CC) (:32) Cheers WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) Cheers (CC) Cheers (CC) Monk Monk’s estranged father. Cook Safe Paid Program No Defrosting Paid Program (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosNews at NineMonk (CC) Monk (CC) BloopChrisChrisCheers ››› “The Contender” (2000) Joan Allen, Gary Oldman. WorldPaid
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (5:15) ›› “Bruce Almighty” (2003) ››› “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (2011) ‘PG-13’
(:45) ››› “The Town” (2010, Crime Drama) Ben Affleck, Rebecca Hall, Jon Hamm. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(10:55) ››› “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (2011) (:45) ›› “Horrible Bosses” (2011, Comedy) Jason Bateman. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:25) ››› “Die Hard” (1988, Action) Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) “El Espiritu de la Salsa” (2010) “Galaxy Quest” (MAX) ›› “Kingpin” (1996, Comedy) Woody Harrelson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Strike Back (S) (CC)
›› “Johnny English Reborn” (2011) ‘PG’ (CC) (:45) Strike Back (S) (CC)
Skin to the Max (12:05) “Dirty Blondes From Beyond” (2012) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “A Kiss Before Dying” (1991) Matt Dillon. ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ››› “State of Grace” (1990, Crime Drama) Sean Penn, Ed Harris. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “MasterCommd” (SHOW) (4:50) ›› “Real Steel” (2011) (CC)
Willie Barcena: I Gotta Be Honest Boxing Canelo Alvarez vs. Josesito Lopez. Super welterweight bout between Alvarez and Lopez from Las Vegas, Nev. (N) (Live) Weeds (CC) Gigolos (CC) “The Original Latin Kings of Comedy” (2002) (S) ‘R’
› “Wreckage” (2010) Aaron Paul. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “Eye See You” (2002) Sylvester Stallone. ‘R’ (CC)
(:10) › “Wreckage” (2010) Aaron Paul. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:40) › “Eye See You” (2002, Suspense) Sylvester Stallone. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “The Big Lebowski” (1998, Comedy) Jeff Bridges. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:20) ›› “Tunnel Rats” (2008) Michael Paré. ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Reality Bites” (1994) Winona Ryder. ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Time to Time”
› “In the Mix” (2005) Usher. (CC) (TMC) (5:40) ›› “The Core” (2003, Action) Aaron Eckhart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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