The Brainerd Dispatch TV Week September 16th 2012

TV Week TV Week

September

22, 2012

By Jacqueline Cutler © Zap2it

In “Revolution,” producer J.J. Abrams’ epic drama coming to NBC Monday, Sept. 17, there’s a worldwide blackout.

Unlike most, the lights don’t go back on. Ever.

However, there are deeply hidden and coveted vestiges of electricity. The series questions what happens when not just the lights but anything that turns on switches off permanently, and we don’t know why or how.

“I feel like people need this show now,” says Giancarlo Esposito (“Breaking Bad”), who stars as the show’s villainous Capt. Tom Neville. “People feel like we are in danger of the end of the world, and doom and gloom. And the show is about the end of an old way of thinking and a new dawn blooming. We are on the precipice of realizing that humanity is all we have. I see it in my children. I see it in our spiritual essence. We are forgetting what we know.

“We losing our connection to electricity is just an analogy of us losing our connection to each other as well,” Esposito continues. “The deeper reconnection is to have to rely on each other.”

Expect to hear people talk about “Revolution” in terms of a post-apocalyptic or a dystopian society, but no one knows if this blackout was the result of an apocalypse. Life as everyone knows it has changed so dramatically that cities no longer exist.

A few people such as Ben, a mild-mannered guy with a wife and two kids, expected the cataclysmic event that launched the series. He quickly downloads valuable information onto a flash drive camouflaged as a pendant.

Captain Neville and his henchmen come to seize Ben 15 years after the power ceased. The arrest goes wrong, Ben dies, and Neville winds up nab-

Worldwide blackout sparks ‘Revolution’

bing Ben’s son, Danny (Graham Rogers). This all happens very early on, so it is not a spoiler.

Charlie (Tracy Spiridakos, “Being Human”) is determined to rescue her brother, Danny. She seeks their long-lost uncle Miles (Billy Burke, “Twilight”), who is tending bar in Chicago. Incidentally, there isn’t wheeled transportation or toilet paper in this world, but there is booze.

Ultimately, the world is divided into two generations: those who knew what it was like to click on a device and be entertained and in touch with the world, and those to whom Wrigley Field was always an overgrown ruin.

“So while people are struggling to hold onto shreds of the old society and struggling to get the lights back on and figure out the solutions to the mystery, there’s Charlie’s generation, who see this almost as a pastoral, simple place that they grew up (in),” co-executive producer Jon Favreau (“Iron Man”), who directed the pilot, says in a press conference.

The pilot has a sweeping, cinematic feel to it: planes crashing, hideous accidents, and then in the new world — really a hearkening to an old world — fights are waged with bows and arrows and swords.

Miles is a swashbuckling and reluctant freedom fighter. In one scene he slays so many men with his sword, one expects him to hoist the Jolly Roger.

“His mission right now is only to help Charlie get her brother back,” Burke says.

“This thing is as close as you will get to a modern-day cowboy (story),” Burke says of the series, which also stars Zak Orth (“Romeo & Juliet”), Elizabeth Mitchell (“Lost”) and Anna Lise Phillips (“Animal Kingdom”).

“It’s a grand action-adventure series with a scientific secret that is character-based at its essence but an epic drama at its core,” Esposito says.

Using the international icon for power for its logo, “Revolution” is intriguing in its premise because this could happen tomorrow.

The show’s creators wanted a seismic shift that was plausible, so they asked a physicist if the

premise of the show could happen, says creator Eric Kripke (“Supernatural”).

“It’s about electricity, so it’s about anything that throws a spark,” Kripke says at a press conference. “Any circuit that carries an electrical charge. It’s that alone, and that is the simple, clean rule, and everything expands from that. So that means batteries and spark plugs, which means engines and everything that comes from electricity.”

“And then in terms of the guns, I mean there’s that line that Giancarlo so brilliantly delivers in the pilot where he says, ‘You know, firearms are a hanging offense.’ Guns are possible in the world. They’re confiscated because we’re living in the Monroe Republic, which is a dictatorship, and they’ve taken away people’s rights to bear arms.”

Neville is well-armed, considering no munitions factories churn out weapons.

“He is protecting people from themselves,” Esposito says. “He is protecting them from anarchy and protecting something they do have — a home base, stockpiles of ammunition.”

Since it is the Monroe Republic, Neville is working for Monroe, and at the end of the pilot, Monroe and another shocker are revealed.

“He is trying to find the power,” Esposito says of his character’s quest. “The secret to power is there. He doesn’t know who has it. The pendant exists.”

“Revolution” premieres Monday on NBC.

ACROSS

1. “Blue Bloods” actor (2)

10. __ Fitzgerald

11. Ignited

4. “The Road to __ Dorado”; 2000 film

5. Initials for actor Lorenzo

6. “In-__” (2002-03)

7. Muhammad Ali, once

8. “The Adventures of __ Carson”; old Western series

9. Kathie __ __

12. “__ __ __ the Beautiful”

14. “Dancing With the Stars” judge

16. President Hayes’ monogram

19. “One __ Hill”

20. Qualified

22. Setting for “Alice”: abbr.

23. Initials for the star of “Dave’s World”

27. Trojans’ home, for short

28. “What Kind of Fool __ __?”

30. South-of-the-border home

31. “How sweet __ __!”; Jackie Gleason’s line

32. “Tribute to __ __ Man”; 1956 James Cagney film

33. “American __”

35. List-ending abbr.

37. Actor Ron

40. “Lie __ Me”

41. Initials for Sen. Nunn

29. Josh Randall’s series, once

30. Series for Eva La Rue (2)

34. Respond to a stimulus

36. Cheney’s successor

38. Drunkard’s woes, for short

39. “__ __ Wonderful Life”

42. “__ School”; 2003 Will Ferrell movie

43. “The Voice” host (2) DOWN

1. Money for Uncle Sam

2. Final notice, for short

3. “__ of Chucky”; 2004 Jennifer Tilly movie

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PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

ACTION SPORTS

Sunday

11:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Tour Saturday 8:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4

AUTO RACING

12:00 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Countdown (Live) (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing O’Reilly Auto Parts Nationals, Qualifying. (MSC) LOKAR Car Show

1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: GEICO 400. (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) American Le Mans Series: Virginia. (Taped)

7:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing O’Reilly Auto Parts Nationals. (Same-day Tape)

10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: GEICO 400. (Same-day Tape)

Monday

1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

4:00 p.m. (MSC) LOKAR Car Show

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Motorhead Garage TV

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Tuesday

2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

Wednesday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

9:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR

11:30 p.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR

Thursday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

Friday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Must See Racing

Saturday

8:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR

8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower

TV

9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks!

9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Countdown (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR

Racing Nationwide Series: Kentucky 300. (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing AAA Texas Fall Nationals, Qualifying. (Same-day Tape)

3:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR

Racing Nationwide Series: Kentucky 300. (Same-day Tape)

BASEBALL

Sunday

12:00 p.m. (TBS) Tampa Bay

Rays at New York Yankees. (Live)

12:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

1:00 p.m. (MSC) Chicago White Sox at Minnesota Twins. (Live) (WGN-A) Lead-Off Man

1:10 p.m. (WGN-A) Pittsburgh Pirates at Chicago Cubs. (Same-day Tape)

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) 10th Inning

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Washington Nationals at Atlanta Braves.

(Live)

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)

2:00 a.m. (MSC) Chicago White Sox at Minnesota Twins.

4:00 a.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

4:30 a.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

Monday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Chicago White Sox at Minnesota Twins.

8:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live) 11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

Tuesday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians.

(Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Twins Live (Live) 11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live) 12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians.

Wednesday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 11:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians.

5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)

(MSC) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)

(MSC) Twins Live (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

(MSC) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians.

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.

Thursday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 10:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians.

2:00 p.m. (MSC)

BASKETBALL

BOXING

Wednesday

1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Films Presents

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

p.m. (SHOW) ShoBox: The New Generation. (Live)

Saturday

9:45 p.m. (HBO) The Fight Game With Jim Lampley FOOTBALL

Sunday 6:30 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Matchup 7:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL

9:00 a.m. (ESPN) Sunday NFL Countdown (Live)

10:00 a.m. + Vikings GamePlan

(MSC) Vikings

10:30 a.m. / Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron

(MSC) Vikings Game Plan

11:00 a.m. _ The NFL Today (Live)

) / FOX NFL Sunday (Live)

(ESPN2) Fantasy Football Now (Live)

(MSC) Vikings Country With Jared Allen

12:00 p.m. _ Baltimore Ravens at Philadelphia Eagles. (Live) ) / Regional Coverage. (Live)

3:00 p.m. _ New York Jets at Pittsburgh Steelers. (Live)

) / FOX NFL Postgame (Live)

3:30 p.m. ) FOX 9 PostGame

4:00 p.m. ) FOX 9 Primetime Postgame

6:00 p.m. + Football Night in America (Live)

7:15 p.m. + Detroit Lions at San Francisco 49ers. (Live)

2:30 a.m. (ESPN) Texas at Mississippi.

Monday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

8:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL

9:30 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Fox College

(ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live) Friday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live) (WGN-A) Chicago White Sox at Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers.

Saturday

12:00 p.m. ) MLB Player Poll (WGN-A) St. Louis Cardinals at Chicago Cubs. (Same-day Tape)

2:00 p.m. / MLB Player Poll

p.m. ) / MLB Pregame (Live)

) / Teams TBA.

(MSC) WNBA Indiana Fever at Minnesota Lynx.

a.m. (MSC) WNBA Indiana Fever at Minnesota Lynx.

p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA New York Liberty at San Antonio Silver Stars. (Live)

Wednesday

p.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive

p.m. + La Vuelta a Espana. (Taped)

(Live)

5:30 p.m. (ESPN) Monday Night Countdown (Live)

7:30 p.m. (ESPN) Denver Broncos at Atlanta Falcons. (Live)

10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live

12:00 a.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Films Presents

1:30 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) BYU at Utah.

Tuesday

1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) Mike and Mike’s Best of the NFL

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College

Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live

(Live)

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32

(Live)

5:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Mike and Mike’s Best of the NFL

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA.

NFL Live (SHOW) Inside the NFL

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Kickoff

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Baylor at Louisiana-Monroe.

5:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live Saturday

7:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL 9:00 a.m. (ESPN) College GameDay (Live)

11:00 a.m. 7 SEC Game of the Week: Teams TBA. (Live) (ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live) (FX) College Football (MSC) Mississippi at Tulane. (Live) 12:00 p.m. + Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron

2:00 p.m. % College Football Countdown (Live) _ College Football Today (Live) (ESPN) (ESPN2) College Football Scoreboard (Live) 2:30 p.m. % _ (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)

PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

(MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill

3:00 p.m. (FX) College Football

5:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College

Football Scoreboard (Live)

6:00 p.m. ) / FOX College

Saturday (Live) (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live) (ESPN2) College Football

Scoreboard (Live)

6:30 p.m. ) / Teams TBA. (Live) + Michigan at Notre Dame. (Live) (FX) Fox College Bonus

6:45 p.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)

7:00 p.m. % Teams TBA. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) College

Football Scoreboard (Live)

9:30 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) College Football (Same-day Tape)

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College

Football Final (Live)

1:00 a.m. (MSC) College Football (Same-day Tape)

1:30 a.m. (ESPN) College

Football Final

1:32 a.m. + Vikings GamePlan

2:30 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Matchup

3:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.

5:30 a.m. (ESPN) College

Football Final (ESPN2) Teams TBA.

GOLF Sunday

6:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

6:30 a.m. (GOLF) BMW Italian Open, Final Round. (Live)

8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Ricoh Women’s British Open,Final Round. (Live)

10:30 a.m. (GOLF) Morning Drive Weekend Edition

11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy

12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Academy

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions:

Pacific Links Hawaii Championship, Second Round.

3:00 p.m. % Ricoh Women’s British Open Highlights

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Web.com: Albertsons Boise Open, Final Round. (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Pacific Links Hawaii Championship, Final Round. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Ultimate Matches

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Pacific Links Hawaii Championship, Final Round.

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Web.com: Albertsons Boise Open, Final Round.

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Monday

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Pacific Links Hawaii Championship, Final Round.

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf

12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Quest for the Card

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Scottish Seniors Open Highlights

3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Masters Highlights

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Masters Highlights

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Junior PGA Championship Highlights

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Tuesday 10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Web.com: Albertsons Boise Open, Final Round.

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Johnnie Walker Championship Highlights 3:00

RODEO

Sunday

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Bull Riding CBR Texas Redneck Bull Bash. (Taped)

Saturday

12:00 p.m. _ Bull Riding PBR 15/15 Bucking Battle. (Taped) SOCCER

Sunday

2:00 p.m. = Being: Liverpool

2:30 p.m. + Women’s Soccer International Friendly: United States vs. Australia. (Live)

3:30 p.m. / Being: Liverpool

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show

Monday

1:55 p.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Everton FC vs Newcastle United FC. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (MSC) English Premier League Soccer

Tuesday

1:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Pregame (Live)

1:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Teams TBA. (Live)

Wednesday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Highlights

1:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Pregame (Live)

1:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Teams TBA. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Women’s Soccer United States vs. Australia. (Live)

Thursday

7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) MLS Soccer D.C. United at Philadelphia Union. (Live)

11:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer

Thursday

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Tour Championship, First Round. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Navistar LPGA Classic, First Round. (Sameday Tape)

7:30 p.m. (GOLF) The Tour Championship, First Round. 12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break Greenbrier

4:30 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

a.m. (GOLF) The Tour Championship, Third Round.

1:30 a.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Highlights

Friday

5:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine

Saturday

6:30 a.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Swansea City AFC vs Everton FC. (Live)

6:00 a.m. (MSC) World Wild

6:30 a.m. (MSC) Babe Winkelman’s Outdoor Secrets

7:00 a.m. (MSC) North American Hunter

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Progressive Bass Wrap Up Show

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Waters and Woods

9:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors

12:30 p.m. % XTERRA Adventures

3:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Teams TBA.

TRACK AND FIELD

Sunday 11:00 a.m. + IAAF Diamond League: Brussels. (Taped)

WRESTLING

Saturday

9:00 a.m. 7 WWE Saturday Morning Slam

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(2009) Maggie Smith. (S) ‘PG’ (:20) “Vidal Sassoon: The Movie” (2010) (S) ‘PG’ (CC) “Coach” (2010, Comedy) Hugh Dancy. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ››› “Monsters” (2010) Scoot McNairy. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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T Covert Affairs Law & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVU

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W “Employee-Mnth”House House NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS

TH Law Order: CI ›› “The Good Shepherd” (2006) Matt Damon. (CC) Burn NoticeBurn NoticeBurn NoticeBurn NoticeBurn Notice

F › “Good Luck Chuck” (2007) (CC) House House House House Law & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVU (WGN-A) PrinceMeyerPrincePaidMatlock Matlock Heat of the NightHeat of the NightNews Walker, RangerWalker, RangerWalker, RangerLaw Order: CIChrisChris

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BY KARL PALOUCEK

And that task in itself entails a degree of culture shock – not for Psilakis and his fellow visitors but for the indigenous people receiving them as their guests.

IN FOCUS

“Runaways,” www.youtube. com

Michael Psilakis

Have you still not caught BBC America’s ‘No Kitchen Required’?

Anthony Bourdain may have his acerbic appeal, but it may be BBC America’s “No Kitchen Required” that brings out the best of food’s role in the mixing of cultures.

Tuesday, Sept. 18, the series features chefs Michael Psilakis, Madison Cowan and Kayne Raymond as they visit Koh Lanta, Thailand, where they make the best effort they can to assimilate to the Uraklavoy culture.

At the time of this interview, Psilakis had just finished shooting this episode and was still both moved and blown away by the experience.

“I just came back from – I guess the ‘squid hunt,’ we would call it,” he says. “Then at the same time, I was able to fish with just a line – no rod and reel – just a line in the ocean, and got some fish. Then we went to this unbelievable market – a Thai market that was basically run by Muslim Thais up in the South. We bartered the fish that we caught for the vegetables that we (were) going to use to cook the meal for the village elders.”

“Today I asked the guide that I had – and he was over 60 years old – I asked him, ‘Did you ever leave this village to go eat a meal anywhere else?’ and he said, ‘No.’ Think about that for a moment. This is how remote these people are. Tomorrow, I will be able to cook a meal for the first time, for this man, outside of his mother, his wife or the village women. Where do you see that on TV anywhere? It’s really impressive.”

What are you currently reading?

“There’s not enough time in the day to sit down and read here.”

What did you have for dinner last night?

“Some of the spiciest Thai food this side of the world. ... Thai food is very, very different in Thailand than it is in the States. Layers and layers of heat; layers and layers of flavor, just so beautifully combined and so well executed, and so relatively inexpensive, to the value of what you’re getting. Definitely one of the top five food places I’ve ever been.”

What is your next project?

“I actually put everything on hold to do this series. It was one of those things where I just couldn’t pass it up, and I figured that the restaurants weren’t going anywhere, but when was I ever going to get another opportunity to go around the world and cook for people like this?”

When was the last vacation you took – where and why?

“(As of this interview), Northern Thailand. ... I would probably say that it was the first time at least two of us had ever cooked any of these proteins before, so that says a lot for a group of chefs that have, I think, a combined restaurant/ culinary career that’s without question over five decades.”

“My Damn Channel,” www. mydamnchannel.com/

The online Web network features such content as the popular vlogs “Daily Grace,” “Coffey Chat” and “Answerly,” as well as the Webby Award-winning series “You Suck at Photoshop.” It also recently played host to satirist Harry Shearer’s music video “Celebrity Booze Endorser,” from his newest album, “Can’t Take a Hint.” It featured Fountains of Wayne singing backup to Shearer’s sendup of stars peddling liquor.

The YouTube Channel premiered its first scripted series in late August. Created by Brian Robbins and Joe Davola (“Smallville,” “One Tree Hill”), the short-form, seven-episode teen soap followed the disappearance of a private school’s most controversial couple on the same day that police find a murder victim. Speculation abounds. With Stevie Lynn Jones, Lesli Kay, Alexi Torres, Noell Coet and Kelcie Stranahan.

“Line of Duty,” new.hulu. com/watch/388608

The BBC police drama — which premiered early this summer in the U.K. — comes to the Web programming service, set in the fictional police anticorruption unit AC-12. The five hourlong episodes (the last new episode comes out on Tuesday, Sept. 18) star Lennie James (“Hung,” “The Prisoner,” “Jericho”), Martin Compston, Vicky McClore, Adrian Dunbar, Neil Morrissey and Gina McKee.

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›› “Marked for Death” (1990) Steven Seagal. (S) ‘R’ Skin to the Max (:05) Strike Back (S) (CC) (11:50) “Sexual Quest” (2011) ‘NR’ (:15) › “Fatal Beauty” (1987, Crime Drama) Whoopi Goldberg. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Woman in Red” (1984) Gene Wilder. ‘PG-13’ (Off Air) (SHOW) (4:50) ›› “Real Steel” (2011) (CC) Weeds “It’s Time” (S) (CC) › “Mother’s Day” (2010) Rebecca De Mornay. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare” (1991) (S) ‘R’ Weeds “It’s Time” (S) (CC) Gigolos (CC) “Finding Bliss” (2009) Leelee Sobieski. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ››› “Disgrace” (2008, Drama) John Malkovich. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “Legend of the Lost Tomb” (1997) ‘PG’ (CC) (TMC) (5:05) › “The Skulls” (2000) (CC) “Southern Gothic” (2007, Horror) Yul Vazquez. ‘NR’ (:35) › “Blood Creek” (2009) Dominic Purcell. (S) ‘R’

(:05) ››› “Roadracers” (1994) David Arquette. (CC) (:45) ›› “High Heels and Low Lifes” (2001) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “The Baxter” (2005) Michael Showalter. Premiere. ‘PG-13’

(2:50) “The Haunting at the Beacon” (2009) Teri Polo. ‘R’ › “Nola” (2003) Emmy Rossum. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

WEDNESDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 19, 2012

(CC)

Reluctant Astronaut” (1967, Comedy) Don Knotts, Leslie Nielsen, Joan Freeman.

Ghost and Mr. Chicken” (1966)

Knotts, Joan Staley. (CC)

“Last Stand” (S) (CC)

(AP) Tanked: UnfilteredTanked (S) WildmanWildmanOff HookOff HookTanked (S) WildmanWildmanOff HookOff HookTanked: UnfilteredTanked (S) WildmanWildmanOff HookOff HookOranguEden (BRAVO) Flipping Out (CC) Flipping Out (CC) Top Chef MastersTop Chef MastersHappensTop Chef MastersReal HousewivesFlipping Out (CC) HappensHousewives/NJPaidPaidPaidPaidFlipping Out (CC) (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportTrash Inc: TheAmer. GreedAmerican GreedMad MoneyAmer. GreedAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) DailyChappelle’s ShowKeySouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkDailyColbertSouth PkDailyThe Colbert ReportKeyGroup (1:47) It’s Always Sunny in PhiladelphiaPaidPaidPaidCook

(DISC) American Guns (S) American Guns (S) Sons of Guns (N)

Booze-AmericaSons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) American Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) PopoffCook TelePaidNopaleaPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) Never LandGood “Phineas and Ferb” VampirePhineasJessieVampireWizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood Good VampireWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasGaspard Octo (E!)

E! News Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialSoupE Spec.ChelseaE! News ChelseaE! SpecialChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (CC) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (CC)

SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (CC) SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) NFL Live (N) (CC) CrossFit Games CrossFit Games CrossFit Games CrossFit Games Women’s Soccer United States vs. Australia. From Commerce City, Colo. (N)

SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)

Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC)

NFL Live (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N) (EWTN) Daily MassEWTN LiveSaintRosarySaintsFaithCatholicWomen Daily MassEWTN LiveGenesisRuptureChurchBen.SaintApo.PeaceSearchOriginalHymns

(FAM) (5:00) ›› “The Sandlot” › “Gone in Sixty Seconds” (2000) Nicolas Cage. The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerNopalea (FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (FSN) MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians. (N) Twins Jerry KillFootballVikingsUFC

Stallone. NFL Turning PointNFL Turning PointDream OnNFL Turning PointSports IllustratedPaidPaidPaidHang PaidPaidThe ’Lights (N) (NICK) Figure ItVictoFriendsFriendsMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearFriendsFriendsHollywood HeightsGeorgeGeorgeChrisYesDearYesDearGeorgeGeorgeBradyBradyTBAMikeMike (SPIKE) AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionEntouEntouPaidPaidCook PaidPaidPaid (SYFY) Paranormal Wi.Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (N) Paranormal Wi.Ghost Hunters (S) Paranormal Wi.Lost Girl (S) (CC) Warehouse 13 (S) Warehouse 13 (S) Warehouse 13 (S) PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) Graham ClassicBehindTurningPrinceEndPraise the Lord (CC)

GoodDupl’tisEasterCrefloPraise the Lord (CC)

BibleFocusHead-OnWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) Sullivan & Son The Office (CC)

Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) “Into the Blue 2: The Reef” (2009) Chris Carmack, Laura Vandervoort. (CC)

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) ›› “The Breaking Point”

››› “How to Marry a Millionaire” (1953, Comedy) (:45) ›› “The Cobweb” (1955, Drama) Richard Widmark, Lauren Bacall, Charles Boyer. (CC)

›› “Blood Alley” (1955, Adventure) John Wayne, Lauren Bacall, Paul Fix.

›› “Written on the Wind” (1956) Rock Hudson. (CC) (:45) ››› “Designing Woman” (1957, Comedy) Gregory Peck, Lauren Bacall. (CC) (DVS)

“Indiscretion of an American Wife” (TLC) AbbyAbbyAbbyAbbyHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyAbbyAbbyAbbyAbbyPopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPeoplePeople (TNT) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) The Great EscapeThe Closer (CC) Las Vegas (CC) Smallville (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) AdvenJohnnyNinjaGoNinjaGoKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua China, ILAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAweChina, ILKing/HillKing/HillLooneyAnnoy (TRAV) FoodFoodFoodFoodToy HntrToy HntrBacon ParadiseFoodFoodToy HntrToy HntrBacon ParadiseFoodFoodFoodFoodPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...TowTowTowTowRepoRepoMost ShockingTowTowTowTowRepoRepoMost ShockingThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show The Soul Man The Soul Man King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens That ’70s Show (S) (CC) ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Home Improve. Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Cracked” (S) (CC) NCIS “Ships in the Night” (S) (CC)

Royal Pains Hank has a realization. (:02) NCIS “Guilty Pleasure” (CC) (:02) NCIS “Moonlighting” (S) (CC) (:02) Royal Pains “Sand Legs”

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)

(:02) House “Mirror Mirror” (S) (CC) (:01) House “Whatever It Takes” (S) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosRulesRulesRulesRulesNews at Nine30 Rock30 RockRulesRules30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaDeathBill CunninghamPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:00) “Hop” (:45) ››› “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close” (2011) Tom Hanks. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Boardwalk Empire “Resolution” (S) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

› “Dream House” (2011) Daniel Craig. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Horrible Bosses” (2011) Jason Bateman. (S) ‘R’

(:15) ›› “Event Horizon” (1997) Laurence Fishburne, Sam Neill. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(3:55) ››› “Win Win” (2011) Paul Giamatti. ‘R’ (CC) Wall Street

(MAX) (5:10) ›› “Life” (1999) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Strike Back (S) (CC)

(7:50) ›› “Knight and Day” (2010) Tom Cruise. ‘PG-13’

(:45) ›› “The A-Team” (2010) Liam Neeson. Former Special Forces soldiers form a rogue unit. Skin to the Max Zane’s Sex Zane’s Sex (:35) ››› “Forrest Gump” (1994, Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks, Gary Sinise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Sunset Strip” (2000) Simon Baker. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Rollercoaster” (SHOW) (:15) ›› “Barbershop” (2002, Comedy) Ice Cube. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Inside the NFL (N) (S) (CC)

Inside NASCAR Weeds “It’s Time” (S) (CC) Inside the NFL (S) (CC)

Inside NASCAR ›› “Gridlock’d” (1997, Drama) Tim Roth. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:35) ›› “Riot” (1997) Dante Basco. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) › “New Port South” (2001, Drama) Will Estes. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:05) ›› “March or Die” (1977) ‘PG’ (TMC) (5:20) ›› “Crime Spree” (2003) ‘R’ “Love Birds” (2011) Rhys Darby. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) “Dear Lemon Lima” (2009) Melissa Leo. ‘PG-13’ (:15) ›› “Burke & Hare” (2010, Comedy) Simon Pegg. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (11:50) ›› “The Singing Detective” (2003) (S) ‘R’ (:40) ›› “White Irish Drinkers” (2010, Drama) Nick Thurston. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Ref” (1994, Comedy) Denis Leary. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “American Bandits”

THURSDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 20, 2012

(AP) Swamp Wars (S) River MonstersRiver MonstersSwamp Wars (S) River MonstersRiver MonstersSwamp Wars (S) Swamp Wars (S) River MonstersRiver MonstersSwamp Wars (S) OranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/NJReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesHappensReal HousewivesHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHappensHousewives/NJPaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/NJ (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportApocalypse 2012Crime Inc. (N) American GreedMad MoneyCrime Inc.American GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) DailyChappelle’s ShowSouth PkFturamaFturamaFturamaFturamaDailyColbertTosh.0DailyThe Colbert ReportTosh.0Sunny“National Lampoon-Weapn” PaidPaidCook Paid (DISC) Property Wars (S) Property Wars (S) AuctionAuctionTexas Car WarsAuctionAuctionTexas Car WarsProperty Wars (S) Property Wars (S) Hang PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) JessieANT Good “Lemonade Mouth” (2011) (S) (CC) PhineasJessieVampireWizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood Good VampireWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasGaspard Octo (E!) E! News E Spec.E Spec.Big Rich TexasShannen Says E! News ChelseaIce-CocoIce-CocoChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) Audibles (N) (Live) Coll. Football LiveCollege Football BYU at Boise State. (N) (Live)

SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) College Football BYU at Boise State. SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) E:60 (N)

MLS Soccer D.C. United at Philadelphia Union. From PPL Park in Chester, Pa. High School Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) NFL Live (N) (Live) (CC) Baseball Tonight MMA Live (N) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) NFL Live (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)

(EWTN) Daily MassThe World OverCrossingRosaryLife on the RockDefendWomen Daily MassThe World OverOctavaServantCarriganPersonalThreshold of HopeLiving TheOriginalChoices

(FAM) “Yours, Mine” ››› “Mrs. Doubtfire” (1993) Robin Williams, Sally Field. The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerCreflo

(FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (FSN) WildTwins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians. Twins Due UEFA Champions League Soccer Champ.PaidWalk FitMore PaintPaidWalk FitMore Paid (FX) MotherMotherMotherMotherTwo Two WilfredLouie (N) BiasedLouieWilfredBiasedLouieWilfredBiasedMotherPaidDefrostPaidCook

(GOLF) LPGA Tour Golf Navistar LPGA Classic, First Round. PGA Tour Golf The Tour Championship, First Round. From East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta.

WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearFriendsFriendsHollywood HeightsGeorgeGeorgeChrisYesDearYesDearGeorgeGeorgeBradyBradyTBAMikeMike (SPIKE) Jail (S) Jail (S) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (S) (CC) MMA UncensoredSpike Ways Ways Ways GTTVMMA UncensoredEntouEntouWays PaidPaidPaidCook PaidPaid (SYFY) › “An American Werewolf in Paris” ›› “Underworld: Rise of the Lycans” › “An American Werewolf in Paris”Hot Set Lost Girl (S) (CC) Lost Girl “Masks” Lost Girl (S) (CC) Lost Girl (S) (CC) PaidPaid (TBN) GoodPottersBehindOsteenPrinceHillsongPraise the Lord From the CoveHoly CrossJeffreyCrefloPraise the Lord (CC) Turning PointR. LuceWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ›› “After the Sunset” (2004) Pierce Brosnan, Salma Hayek. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) “Ghosts -- Italian Style”

›› “Mickey” (1918) Hearts and Flowers“Down”Don’t Weaken! Bright Eyes Gymnasium Jim (:15) ››› “The Extra Girl” (1923) (12:07) The Daredevil Ten Dollars Picking Peaches HalfBack Black Oxfords Gallop Bungalo Water Wagons SuperHooper A Rainy Knight ››› “Sweet Bird of Youth” (TLC) HoneyHoneySay YesSay YesFour Weddings (N) Bling It On (N) (S) Four Weddings (S) Bling It On (CC) Say YesSay YesHoneyHoneyPaidPaidPaidPaidCook PaidPeoplePeople (TNT) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY Parts. (S) CSI: NY “Jamalot” The Great EscapeThe Closer (CC) NUMB3RS (CC) Smallville (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) AdvenAnnoyMADRegularKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilEagleChina, ILAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChilAweChina, ILKing/HillKing/HillLooneyRedakai (TRAV) FoodFoodBizarre FoodsNo ReservationMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumNo ReservationMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumBizarre FoodsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidHang (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC)

JokersJokersJokersJokersMost ShockingMost ShockingJokersJokersJokersJokersMost ShockingThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens The King of Queens (S) (CC) ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Home Improve. Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Defiance” (S) (CC) NCIS “Driven” (S) (CC) NCIS Intelligence officer is killed. (S) NCIS “Blowback” (S) (CC)

Covert Affairs “Let’s Dance” (:02) › “Good Luck Chuck” (2007) Dane Cook, Jessica Alba. (CC) (:06) ›› “The Marksman” (2005, Action) Wesley Snipes, Tim Abell. (CC)

Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at Nine30 Rock30 RockRulesRules30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaDeathBill CunninghamPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) ››› “Despicable Me” (2010) Voices of Steve Carell.

Boardwalk ›› “What’s Your Number?” (2011) Anna Faris, Chris Evans. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Real Sex (S) (CC) (10:55) ›› “Klitschko” (2011, Documentary) (Subtitled-English) (S) ‘NR’

(12:50) › “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” (1998) Johnny Depp. ‘R’ (CC)

(2:50) ›› “Young Adam” (2003) Ewan McGregor. ‘R’ Conchords ›› “The Road to El Dorado” (2000) (MAX) (4:45) ››› “X-Men 2” (2003) (CC)

››› “Speed” (1994, Action) Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Underworld” (2003, Horror) Kate Beckinsale, Michael Sheen. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Lingerie Feature 5: Sheer Delight A compilation of episodes. (S) (CC)

›› “Kingpin” (1996, Comedy) Woody Harrelson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Femme Fatales ›› “Wonderland” (2003, Crime Drama) Val Kilmer. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Moonstruck” (SHOW) (5:45) ››› “Source Code” (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal. (S) ››› “Our Idiot Brother” (2011) Paul Rudd. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Willie Barcena: I Gotta Be Honest Gigolos (N) (S) Polyamory Mr. Gigolos (CC) › “Fall” (1997, Drama) Eric Schaeffer. (S) (CC)

›› “After Fall, Winter” (2011, Drama) Eric Schaeffer. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Willie Barcena: I Gotta Be Honest (:15) ››› “Source Code” (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:00) ››› “Simon Birch” (1998)

›› “Faster” (2010, Action) Dwayne Johnson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “The Rock” (1996, Action) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage, Ed Harris. (S) ‘R’

›››› “Five Fingers” (2006) Laurence Fishburne.

›› “Rid of Me” (2011) Katie O’Grady. ‘NR’ (CC) (:33) “Bikini Chain Gang” (2005, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

›› “Blind Terror” (1999) Nastassja Kinski. ‘NR’ (CC) “BenjiHunted”

on the BorderLaw on the BorderNorth WoodsNorth WoodsNorth WoodsLaw on the BorderLaw on the BorderBig CatBig Cat (BRAVO) Real HousewivesReal Housewives ››› “Meet the Parents” (2000) (:07) ››› “Meet the Parents” (2000) Real HousewivesReal HousewivesHousewives/NJPaidCook PaidPaidTop Chef Masters (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportTarget: InsideUltimate FactoriesAmerican GreedMad MoneyUltimate FactoriesAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) Daily(:44) Tosh.0 (CC) Tosh.0Tosh.0(:23) ››› “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” (2005) (CC) KeyChapChapChris Rock: Bigger & BlackerBernie MacChapComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Flying Wild AlaskaDeadliest CatchBering Sea G.Yukon Men (N) (S) Bering Sea G.Yukon Men (CC) Flying Wild AlaskaFlying Wild AlaskaHang Cook PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) AustinVampireANT Code 9Fish GravityANT Good Good Good AustinVampireANT Fish Code 9“Return to Never Land” (S) DeckDeckFish PhineasLittleOcto (E!) E! News Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialFashion PoliceChelseaE! News ChelseaFashion PoliceChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) SportCtrFootballCollege Football Baylor at Louisiana-Monroe. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N)

(ESPN2) NFL Kickoff (N) (Live) (CC) Interruption High School Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) SportsNation Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC)

SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) College Football SportsCenterSportsCenter

NFL Live (N) (CC)

NFL Kickoff (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) SportsNation (CC) SportsCenter NFL Live (CC)

(EWTN) Daily MassLife on the RockCampusRosary50 Years-ThornMaryWomen Daily MassLife on the RockCampusDefendFootFeastsCenaclePortraitsGate of HeavenOriginalLetter

(FAM) (5:00) “Miss Congeniality”“Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous”The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaid

(FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity FOX and Friends Saturday (N)

(FSN) MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. (N) (Live) Twins Jerry KillDan PatrickAction SportsMLB Baseball: Twins at Tigers PaidPaidPaidWalk

(SPIKE) ››› “Jurassic Park” (1993) Sam Neill, Laura Dern. (S) (:17) ›› “Jurassic Park III” (2001) (S) (:35) ›› “Doom” (2005) The Rock. (S) EntouEntouHang Cook PaidPaidRiflesPaid

(SYFY) Haven (CC) WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Haven Alphas “Falling” Haven Warehouse 13 (S) Hot Set ››› “The Rocketeer” (1991) Bill Campbell. ZoneSuperPaid (TBN) Sid RothPottersBehindLindseyHarvestP. StonePraise the Lord (CC) Ever InIsrael: Journey of CrefloMiracles AroundReflecXtremeImpactThe StoriesStoryCherubPhphy (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) House of Payne House of Payne Better Worse Better Worse ›› “The Mummy Returns” (2001, Adventure) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah. (CC) (:35) › “10,000 B.C.” (2008) Steven Strait, Camilla Belle, Cliff Curtis. (CC) (:35) ›› “Journey to the Center of the Earth” (2008) Brendan Fraser. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:15) ››› “Lolita” (1962) ›› “Easy to Love” (1934) (CC) (:15) ›››› “Paths of Glory” (1957, War) Kirk Douglas, Ralph Meeker. (CC) ››› “The Hucksters” (1947, Drama) Clark Gable, Deborah Kerr. (CC) ›› “Journal of a Crime” (1934) (CC) (:15) ›› “The Town That Dreaded Sundown” (1976) Ben Johnson. (CC) ››› “10 Rillington Place” (1971) Richard Attenborough, Judy Geeson. (CC) ›› “Maisie” (1939) (CC) (TLC) GownGownSay YesSay YesSay YesSay YesSecret Princes (S) Say YesSay YesSecret Princes (S) Say YesSay YesGownGownPaidPaidCook PaidPaidPaidPaidCook

(TNT) The Mentalist (S) ›› “Meet the Fockers” (2004) Robert De Niro. ›› “The Bucket List” (2007) (CC) ››› “Dan in Real Life” (2007) (CC) ››› “Good Will Hunting” (1997) Matt Damon. Smallville (CC) Law & Order (S) (TOON) GumballNinjaGoDragonsLevel UpKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua China, ILAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAweChina, ILKing/HillKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresNopaleaPaidPaidPaidRiflesPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...The InvestigatorsForensicPaidCook Paid (TVLAND) Home Improvement (S) (CC) Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens The King of Queens (S) (CC) ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Home Improve. Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)

›› “Second in Command” (2006, Action) Jean-Claude Van Damme. (CC) Monk A millionaire with leprosy. (CC) Cook Safe Paid Program Cook Safe Paid Program (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherMLB Baseball: White Sox at Angels NewsScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaDeathBill CunninghamPaidPaidSingPeople

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(HBO) REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) ›› “Unknown” (2011, Suspense) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Real Time With Bill Maher (N) (CC)

Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

››› “The Town” (2010, Crime Drama) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Cathouse (:40) ›› “Stag Night” (2008) Kip Pardue. ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “Mercury Rising” (1998, Suspense) Bruce Willis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Espiritu” “Supercross” (MAX) (:15) ››› “Troy” (2004, Adventure) Brad Pitt, Eric Bana. Achilles leads Greek forces in the Trojan War. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Strike Back (N) (S) (CC)

Skin to the Max Strike Back (S) (CC) (:20) “Sexy Assassins” (2012) ‘NR’ (:40) ›› “Hall Pass” (2011, Comedy) Owen Wilson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Femme Fatales ›› “Flashpoint” (1984) Kris Kristofferson. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Freejack” (1992) Emilio Estevez. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”

››› “Melancholia” (2011) Kirsten Dunst. Two sisters deal with the approach of the world’s end. All Access (N) Boxing ShoBox: The New Generation. (N) (Live)

Inside the NFL (S) (CC) Weeds “It’s Time” (S) (CC) Gigolos (CC) › “Burning Palms” (2010, ComedyDrama) Zoe Saldana. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Kevin Nealon: Whelmed “LifeMikey” (TMC) (5:15) ›› “Camouflage” (1999) (S)

››› “The Help” (2011) Viola Davis. An aspiring writer captures the experiences of black women. ›› “High Heels and Low Lifes” (2001) Minnie Driver. “Ultrasuede: In Search of Halston” (2010) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:35) ››› “Shuttle” (2008, Suspense) Tony Curran, Peyton List. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Wet Hot American Summer” (2001) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “Vibrations” (1994, Drama) James Marshall. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

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Exterminator Exterminator Exterminator (AMC) The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman Hell on Wheels ››› “The Sons of Katie Elder” (1965) John Wayne. Sons attend mother’s Texas funeral, avenge slain father. (CC)

››› “Hondo” (1953, Western) John Wayne, Geraldine Page. (CC)

››› “Rio Bravo” (1959) John Wayne, Dean Martin. Sheriff and deputies try to hold rancher’s brother in jail. (CC) Into the West A heinous act. (CC) (AP) I Was Bitten (S) Hillbilly Handfishin’Dogs 101 (CC) It’s Me or the DogTanked (S) (CC) Tanked: UnfilteredTanked: UnfilteredTanked (S) (CC) Tanked (S) Tanked (S) (CC) Tanked: UnfilteredTanked (S) (CC) (BRAVO) Top Chef MastersFlipping Out (CC) Flipping Out (CC) Flipping Out (CC) Real HousewivesDon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t BeDon’t Be TardyHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYC (CNBC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDefrostPaidPaidPaidPaidCook PaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) Newsr’mNewsr’mCNN Newsroom (N) BottomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomNewsr’mGuptaCNN NewsroomSituation Room (COM) PaidPaidComedy Central(:09) ›› “The Original Kings of Comedy” (2000) (:32) ›› “First Sunday” (2008) (CC) (:38) › “Code

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Racing Nationwide Series: Kentucky 300. (N) (Live) (ESPN2) (5:30) NFL Live English Premier League Soccer Swansea City AFC vs Everton FC. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College Football College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College Football

(EWTN) ChapletRosaryDaily MassFamily CelebFamily CelebYesterRosaryDaily MassEWTN Family Celebration ChapletRosaryFamily CelebrationSunday NightLifeMarriage

(FAM) ›› “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” ›› “Miss Congeniality” (2000) Sandra Bullock. “Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous” ›› “Raising Helen” (2004) Kate Hudson. ›› “Jumanji” (1995, Fantasy) Robin Williams.

(FNC) (5:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls & Bears BusinessForbes on FOX Cashin’ In (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) Journal Editorial FOX News Stossel America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N)

(FSN) WorldOutd’rHunterBassDue Got WoodsOutDW-TVDisc. College Football Mississippi at Tulane. (N) (Live) Jerry KillUEFA Champions League Soccer Teams TBA. Twins

(FX) MotherMotherMotherMother ›› “The Proposal” (2009) Sandra Bullock. College Football Game College Football

(GOLF) (5:00) PGA Tour Golf The Tour Championship, Second Round. From East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta. Golf Central Pregame (N) (Live) PGA Tour Golf The Tour Championship, Third Round. (N) (Live)

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Gear (CC) To Be Announced (LIFE) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidChrisChris“Bringing Ashley Home” (2011) (CC) “Girl, Positive” (2007) Andrea Bowen. “The Boy She Met Online” (2010) (CC) “Sexting Suburb” (NBCSN) OutComingWhitetailWhitetail HuntingWhitetailBucksHuntingWinchOutdoorFishingCentralCollege Football Yale at Cornell. (N) (Live) College Football Harvard at Brown. (N) (Live) (NICK) PenguinPenguinParentsParentsSponge.Sponge.Sponge.Sponge.PenguinPenguinPowerSponge.Kung FuKung FuKung FuKung FuBig TimeBig TimeiCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) VictoVicto (SPIKE) Cook PaidPaidPaidXtremeHorse.Trucks!MuscleFlip MenFlip MenFlip MenFlip MenFlip MenFlip MenFlip MenFlip MenFlip MenFlip Men ›› “The Transporter 2” (2005) (S) “Crank: High” (SYFY) Cook PaidPaidPaidHot Set › “Swarmed” (2005) Michael Shanks. ››› “Infestation” (2009, Horror) ›› “Growth” (2010) Mircea Monroe. “Arachnoquake” (2012) Tracey Gold. “Starship Troop” (TBN) FaithvilleMaraleeBJ’sCharityKids ClbDooleyWonderBugtimeAuto GdHopkinsGod RocGoliathIshineThe HermieCaterpillrTailsHeroes & LegendsNews“I Flunked Sunday School” (2006) (TBS) Name Is Earl Name Is Earl There Yet? ››› “Total Recall” (1990, Science Fiction) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rachel Ticotin. (CC) (9:55) ›› “Van Helsing” (2004, Fantasy) Hugh Jackman, Kate Beckinsale. (CC) (:25) ›› “The Mummy Returns” (2001, Adventure) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz. (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens (TCM) (5:00) “Maisie” ›› “Fifth Avenue Girl” (1939) Ginger Rogers. (CC)

››› “Tom Thumb” (1958) Russ Tamblyn. (CC) (DVS) (:45) ›› “Mysterious Intruder” (1946) Richard Dix.

›› “Mark of the Gorilla” (1950) Johnny Weissmuller. “It Terror From Beyond Space” (:45) ››› “Them!” (1954) James Whitmore, Edmund Gwenn. (CC) ››› “The Thing From Another World” (1951)

››› “The Time Machine” (1960) (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidMoving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Dateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real Life (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Perception “Light” Major CrimesRizzoli & IslesLaw & Order (S)

›› “The Bucket List” (2007) (CC)

›› “Meet the Fockers” (2004) Robert De Niro. ›› “The Replacements” (TOON) Scan2GoRedakaiBeyPokeBen 10: OmniverseLanternJusticeDragonsDragonsJohnnyJohnnyJohnnyMADAnnoyAnnoyAdvenAdvenAdvenGumballGumballGumballTom & Jerry (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumRoadside Adv.Extr. WaterparksExtreme PoolsFoodFoodFoodFoodToy HntrToy HntrToy Hunters (CC) Making MonstersMaking MonstersMaking Monsters (TRUTV) PaidPaidCook PaidPaidPaidDisorder in theDisorder in theMost DaringMost DaringMost DaringWorld’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...Wipeout (S) (CC) (TVLAND) Roseanne “Let’s Call It Quits” (S)

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Roseanne “Heart & Soul” (S) (CC) (USA) No Defrosting Cook Safe Paid Program Paid Program Royal Pains Hank has a realization. White Collar “Vested Interest” Covert Affairs “Let’s Dance” Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (WGN-A) SingPaidPaidPaidMatlock (S) (CC) Matlock (S) (CC) Law Order: CILaw Order: CIMLB Baseball: Cardinals at Cubs 10th Inn.Law Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CI

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(HBO) (5:45) › “Supercross: The Movie” REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) (:15) ›› “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps” (2010, Drama) Michael Douglas. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Fast Five” (2011, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Planet of the Apes ›› “Hop” (2011) Voices of James Marsden. ‘PG’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close” (2011) Tom Hanks. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “The Dilemma” (2011) (S) (MAX) “Freejack” ‘R’ ›› “Cocoon The Return” (1988, Fantasy) Don Ameche. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

›› “The Hangover Part II” (2011) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘R’

(:15) ››› “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” (2004) Daniel Radcliffe. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

(:40) › “Dirty Work” (1998) Norm Macdonald. (S) ‘PG-13’

›› “Vampire in Brooklyn” (1995) Eddie Murphy. ‘R’ (CC)

(:45) ›› “The Hangover Part II” (2011) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Man on Fire” ‘R’ (SHOW) (5:25) ›› “Life With Mikey” (1993) Inside the NFL (S) (CC) Inside NASCAR ›› “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” (2009) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:45) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (2010, Romance) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Star Trek: Nemesis” (2002) Patrick Stewart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ››› “Chasing Amy” (1997) (S) ‘R’ (TMC) “Coach” (2010, Comedy) Hugh Dancy. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “From Time to Time” (2009) Maggie Smith. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (:15) “The Canyon” (2009, Suspense) Yvonne Strahovski. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Swedish Auto” (2006) Lukas Haas. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Anamorph” (2007, Suspense) Willem Dafoe. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Fright Night” (2011, Horror) Anton Yelchin, Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Roadracers” (1994) David Arquette. (S) (CC)

“The Wedding Planner” (2001) (:07) ›› “The Wedding Planner”Housewives/Atl.The Wedding PartyHousewives/NJPaidPaidCook PaidHousewives/NJ (CNBC) Money MillionsUltimate FactoriesSuze Orman ShowDebtDebtUltimate FactoriesSuze Orman ShowDebtDebtPaidPaidDebtDebtSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) CNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) “Welcome Hme”Kevin Hart: LaughKatt WilliamsChris Rock: Bigger & BlackerKatt Kevin Hart: Laugh at My PainEddie Griffin: You Can TellKatt Half PaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Outlaw Empires (S) Hang Cook PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDavid (DISN) Shake ItShake ItGood ANT GravityVampireGravityJessieCode 9AustinAustinANT ANT ANT ANT ››› “Dadnapped” (2009) DeckDeckFish PhineasLittleOcto (E!) E! SpecialMovie E! SpecialSoupChelseaFashionE! Special E! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) ScoreCollege Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live)

Baseball Tonight NHRA Drag Racing NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Kentucky 300. (N Same-day Tape) College Football

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(FAM) ››› “Ratatouille” (2007, Comedy) Ian Holm ››› “Ratatouille” (2007, Comedy) Ian Holm ››› “The Mask” (1994) Jim Carrey. Hang PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPrinceMass

(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine (N) Stossel Journal Editorial FOX News Justice With Judge Jeanine Stossel Red Eye Huckabee Justice With Judge Jeanine Stossel FOX and Friends Sunday (N)

(FSN) MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. (N) (Live) Twins WildCollege Football (N Same-day Tape) College Football (N Same-day Tape) MLB Baseball: Twins at Tigers (FX) FootballCollegeUFC 152: Belfort vs. Jones Prelims (N) Two Two WilfredBiasedLouieWilfredBiasedArcherArcherLeagueLeagueArcherTwo Two PaidPaidPaidPaid

(GOLF) Greenbrier PGA Tour Golf The Tour Championship, Third Round. From East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta. Golf Central LPGA Tour Golf Navistar LPGA Classic, Third Round. From Prattville, Ala.

FootballMLS Soccer Portland Timbers at Real Salt Lake. College Football Nevada at Hawaii. (N) (Live) Caught LookingPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidRifles

(NICK) VictoYou Big TimeiCarly (S) VictoVictoYesDearYesDearFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsGeorgeGeorgeYesDearYesDearMy WifeMy WifeNannyBradyBradyTBAGrownT.U.F.F.

(SPIKE) “Crank: High” ›› “Walking Tall” (2004) The Rock. ›› “From Paris With Love” (2010) › “Crank: High Voltage” (2009) (S) Repo Games (S) RepoRepoHang PaidPaidCook PaidPaid (SYFY) (5:00) ››› “Starship Troopers” (CC) “Camel Spiders” (2011) Brian Krause. › “Ice Spiders” (2007, Horror) (CC)

“Arachnoquake” (2012) Tracey Gold. “Locusts: The 8th Plague” (2005) (CC) Hot Set Cook Paid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of Power (S) Graham Classic“Love’s Unending Legacy”“Love’s Unfolding Dream”Oak VirtualChristianStrangerLindseyGospelGraham ClassicHoly Bible (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangFranklin & Bash “Jango and Rossi”

››› “Spider-Man” (2002, Action) Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe, Kirsten Dunst. (CC) ›› “Van Helsing” (2004) Hugh Jackman. A monsterhunter battles creatures in Transylvania.

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedHouse of Payne House of Payne (TCM) (5:00) ››› “The Time Machine”

››› “Gilda” (1946, Romance) Rita Hayworth, Glenn Ford. (CC)

›› “Any Number Can Play” (1949, Drama) Clark Gable, Alexis Smith. (CC) ››› “Johnny O’Clock” (1947) Dick Powell. (:45) ›› “Where It’s At” (1969) David Janssen, Robert Drivas. (:45) ›› “The Shanghai Gesture” (1941, Drama) Gene Tierney. (CC) Elvis Mitchell ›› “Andy Hardy’s Double Life” (TLC) Dateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifeDateline: Real LifePaidPaidCook PaidPaidPaidCook Paid (TNT) “Replacements” ›› “The Longest Yard” (2005) Adam Sandler. ›› “The Longest Yard” (2005) Adam Sandler. ›› “The Replacements” (2000) Keanu Reeves. PreviewLaw & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) ›› “Planet 51” (2009) Jessica Biel HomeKing/HillKing/HillFam GuyDynaBoonBleachSamurai CasshEureka 7FullmetalShellBleachSamurai CasshEureka 7FullmetalShellLooneyLooney (TRAV) Making MonstersGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Roseanne Roseanne Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens The King of Queens (S) (CC) ’70s Show Roseanne (S)

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(HBO) (5:00) ›› “The Dilemma” (2011) › “A Thousand Words” (2012) Eddie Murphy. ‘PG-13’ George Lopez: It’s Not Me, It’s You Fight Game (:15) Boardwalk Empire (S) (CC) (:15) › “A Thousand Words” (2012) Eddie Murphy. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(12:50) ›› “Fast Five” (2011, Action) Vin Diesel. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “Paul” (2011, Comedy) Simon Pegg, Nick Frost. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Bruce Almighty” (2003) (S) (MAX) (5:30) ›› “Man on Fire” (2004, Crime Drama) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Strike Back (S) (CC)

›› “Final Destination 5” (2011) Nicholas D’Agosto. ‘R’

Strike Back (S) (CC) Skin to the Max (11:50) “Erotic Karma” (2012) (S)

(:15) ›› “Final Destination 5” (2011, Horror) Nicholas D’Agosto. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(2:50) ››› “The Blues Brothers” (1980) John Belushi. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Johnny English” (2003) ‘PG’ (SHOW) (5:00) ››› “Chasing Amy” ‘R’ ›› “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” (2009) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (2010) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) Weeds “It’s Time” (S) (CC) (12:15) Gigolos “Grin & Bear It”

›› “Doppelganger” (1993) Drew Barrymore. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) “Sisters” (2006, Suspense) Lou Doillon, Stephen Rea. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ›› “Doppelganger” (1993) Drew Barrymore. ‘R’

››› “Chasing Amy” (1997) Ben Affleck, Joey Lauren Adams. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) “Sisters” (2006) Lou Doillon. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:40) ›› “2:22” (2008, Crime Drama) Mick Rossi, Robert Miano. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Pete Smalls Is Dead” (2010) Peter Dinklage. ‘NR’

›› “Star Trek: Nemesis” (2002) (TMC) (:15) ›› “The Switch” (2010) Jennifer Aniston. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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