All of the judges weigh on the ABCs of ‘The X Factor’
By Jacqueline Cutler © Zap2itThe season’s most hyped show,“The X Factor,” asks the $5 million question:Who has the X Factor, and what, exactly, is it?
Simon Cowell, executive producer of the singing contest, a U.K phenomenon, returns as a judge with former “American Idol” colleague Paula Abdul, record executive L.A. Reid and performer Nicole Scherzinger. The show is Fox’s prime time for Wednesday and Thursday, Sept. 21 and 22, and continues on both nights until its Dec. 22 finale.
Given that it is a Fox talent show for singers, with Cowell and Abdul judging, comparisons to “American Idol” are inevitable.
“It is different,” Cowell says. “I was always working on both shows, and ‘Idol’ is a pussycat and this show is a tiger. Both are cats and one is crazier than the other.This is much more a reflection of my personality than the other show. Instead of auditions in a hotel room, these are in front of 5,000 people.”
Not that a producer would deflect buzz, but Cowell acknowledges this show has attracted more attention than would be expected of his reunion with Abdul.
“I think part of the reason is we have had so many people come to the auditions,” Cowell says.“We must have had 70,000 people. And they all Twitter now, and they started the buzz. It is a good show.”
Singers vie to win TV’s largest prize ever — a $5 million Syco Sony record contract.The winner will also be featured in a Super Bowl commercial for Pepsi, a show sponsor.
After two weeks of audition shows, contestants hone skills in boot camp.The 32 acts that survive boot camp are then divided into four categories: males 12 to 30, females 12 to 30, everyone over 30, and singing groups.
Each judge is assigned a group and mentors those singers.This becomes a full-time experience as they all live in the judges’ homes or a vacation home or another spot the judge chooses, says Ann-Marie Thomson, head of media for Cowell’s Syco Entertainment.
Judges then halve the number of contestants before they debut on the live show Nov. 2. Given the ferocity of the com-
petition, Abdul suggests a surefire way for singers to stand out from the crowd.
“If you want to do really well on ‘X Factor,’ kiss Simon’s ass,” Abdul says, grinning.“His ego loves that. And the worst thing you can do is kiss Simon’s ass because it annoys me seeing him gloat!”
Abdul rocks a lacy white mini, a silver belt and matching heels, purse and nails. She says she’s thrilled to work with Cowell again.
As befits Cowell’s arch honesty, he says, “She can be, at one point totally endearing, and within seconds the most annoying person in the world! I don’t know if she does it deliberately. When we fall out, if one of us is resisting, it turns into a fullscale argument.”
If Cowell dismisses someone and Abdul champions them, viewers can expect a reasoned business decision from Reid, CEO of Sony’s Epic Group. Given that Reid was instrumental in the careers of Usher, Pink, Jus-
tin Bieber, Mariah Carey, Avril Lavigne, Rihanna and Kanye West, he relies on his gut.
“I don’t trust anyone else’s taste,” he says.“Would you let anyone decorate your home? It’s personal. My choice has always been to see talent raw.”
As far as spotting who has the X Factor, Reid says, “it’s a combination of things that makes someone. It’s magnetism and personality. It’s interesting to see when someone is too rehearsed and too learned.That’s boring.”
Auditions, especially when one’s future hangs on it, cannot be boring. Of the judges, former Pussycat Doll Scherzinger knows that so well.
“It is the same audition process I got my start in with ‘Popstars’ and I just feel like I am still doing it,” she says.“I can empathize.”
She recalls how excited she was to guest host on the U.K. version, now in its eighth season. Scherzinger has that naked
ambition that Cowell seeks in a winner.
“I will find an opportunity to be on the show,” she says.“I have my album coming out.The main reason I am excited is to give back in some way.”
Regardless of coaching, even from Scherzinger (a winner of “Dancing with the Stars”) and Abdul (who has consistently reinvented herself as a dancer, singer and mentor), what can’t be taught is the X Factor. It’s what catapults someone from anonymity to superstardom.
The X Factor seems elusive until that rare individual has it and shines.
“Susan Boyle —- you could not describe her as somebody having the X Factor,” Cowell says, “because of the way she handled the audition, she definitely had it.You have to have an open mind. Boy when they’ve got it they have got it. The audience gets it as well. And you feel it.”
“The X Factor is something you can’t quite articulate it,” Abdul says.“But it is a feeling and bearing witness to something that just happened.When you see someone that possesses the X Factor, you get goosebumps. And you witness something that can be life-changing, and you’re witnessing something that just changes your life in a remarkable way.”
24.Skirt’s edge
27.Yoko and others
28.“What’ll __ __”; Irving Berlin song
29.“__ Out”; 2010 Bruce Willis movie 32.Reason to bathe 33.Actor on “NCIS: Los Angeles” (2) 36.Waiter’s offering
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2.“Passion __ __”; 2000 Demi Moore movie
3.Bagpiper’s accessory
4.Hideaway
5.“A Nightmare on __ Street”; 2010 remake
6.“A Pup __ Scooby-Doo” (1988-91)
7.Wedding cake levels
8.“It’s __ __, Son!”; old Kenny Delmar film
11.Greeting from Stallone
12.Kirstie’s initials
13.“Live and __ Die”; James Bond movie
14.“The Killing __”; 2010 Michael Madsen movie
20.Mayberry resident
21.Samantha’s mother on “Bewitched”
22.MaryTyler or Roger
23.Uzbek, once: abbr.
24.Stylish
25.Swell condition?
26.Bates __;“Psycho” setting
29.Essential point of a matter
30.“The __”; 2003-07 series for Rachel Bilson
31.Charles Ingalls, to Laura 34.90 degrees from NNW 35.489 years from now
PLAYING FIELD
HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK
AUTO RACING
Sunday
8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
(SHOW) Inside NASCAR
10:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower
TV More small block power with alcohol.
11:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks!
Starting the project with a 2000Toyota.
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Great American Stock Car Series
(SPIKE) MuscleCar Project Limelight receives an upgraded stock suspension.
12:00 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Countdown (Live)
(ESPN2) American Le Mans Series: Monterey. From Monterey, Calif. (Taped)
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Geico 400. From Chicagoland Speedway in Joliet, Ill. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (MSC) LOKAR Car Show
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Motorhead Garage TV
7:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing O’Reilly Auto Parts Nationals. From Concord, N.C. (Same-day Tape)
10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
Monday
1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
4:00 p.m. (MSC) LOKAR Car Show
4:30 p.m. (MSC) Motorhead Garage TV
11:00 p.m. (MSC) The Car Show
Tuesday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
Wednesday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
9:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR
11:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR
Thursday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
Friday
10:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Sylvania 300, Practice. From New Hampshire Motor Speedway in Loudon, N.H. (Live)
1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Sylvania 300, Qualifying. From New Hampshire Motor Speedway in Loudon, N.H. (Live)
Saturday
8:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR
9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks! Updating a work truck.
10:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower
TV Engine building secrets, tips and shortcuts.
12:15 a.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing AAA Texas Fall Nationals, Qualifying. From Dallas. (Same-day Tape)
BASEBALL
Sunday
12:00 p.m. (TBS) MLB on TBS (Live)
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
(TBS) Tampa Bay Rays at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston. (Live)
(WGN-A) White Sox Warm-Up
(Live)
1:00 p.m. (MSC) Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
(Live)
(WGN-A) Chicago White Sox at Kansas City Royals. From Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City, Mo. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
4:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) St. Louis Cardinals at Philadelphia Phillies.
From Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia. (Live)
Monday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 11:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live) 12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at New YorkYankees. From Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, N.Y. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at New YorkYankees. From Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, N.Y.
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live 11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
Tuesday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 11:00 a.m. (MSC) 50 Greatest Twins
12:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Chicago White Sox at Cleveland Indians. Game one of doubleheader. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live) 11:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
Wednesday 12:00 p.m. (MSC) Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Milwaukee Brewers at Chicago Cubs. From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Live)
4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) Tenth Inning (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
Thursday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live
11:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
and a behind-the-scenes look at Major League Baseball.
2:45 p.m. (WGN-A) Tenth Inning (Live)
3:00 p.m. ) / Regional Coverage. Boston Red Sox at New York Yankees.
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians. Game two of a doubleheader. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
BASKETBALL
Sunday
9:30 a.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA First Round, Game 2:Teams TBA. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA First Round, Game 2:Teams TBA. (Live)
11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Basketball 2011 Eurobasket, Gold-Medal
BOXING
Sunday
9:00 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Ortiz
8:00 p.m. (MSC) Mercito Gesta vs. Manny Perez. From Parker, Ariz. (Taped)
Monday
6:30 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Ortiz
10:30 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Ortiz
Tuesday
8:30 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Ortiz
Wednesday
9:00 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Ortiz
11:00 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Ortiz
Thursday
5:00 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Mayweather/Ortiz
FOOTBALL
Sunday
6:30 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Matchup (ESPN2) College Football Scoreboard
7:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
7:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Matchup
10:00 a.m. + Vikings GamePlan Vikings radio Play-byPlay man Paul Allen gives viewers an inside look at what to expect in the upcoming game.
(ESPN) Sunday NFL Countdown (Live)
(MSC) Vikings Weekly
10:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Fantasy Football Now (Live)
(MSC) Vikings Game Plan
11:00 a.m. # _ The NFL Today Host James Brown; with Esiason, Marino, Sharpe and Cowher. (Live)
) / FOX NFL Sunday (Live)
(MSC) Vikings Country With Jared Allen
12:00 p.m. # Kansas City Chiefs at Detroit Lions. From Ford Field in Detroit. (Live)
Rights movement affects college athletics.
Monday
1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Palmer and Pollack Show (Live)
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime TreyWingo, Mike Ditka, Merril Hoge and Mark Schlereth. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
5:00 p.m. (MSC) The After Party with Jay Glazer
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Monday Night Countdown With host Chris Berman and analysts Mike Ditka, Tom Jackson, Keyshawn Johnson, Cris Carter, Chris Mortensen, Stuart Scott, Matt Millen and Steve Young. (Live)
(MSC) The After Party with Jay Glazer
7:30 p.m. (ESPN) St. Louis Rams at New York Giants. From New Meadowlands Stadium in East Rutherford, N.J. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime TreyWingo, Mike Ditka, Merril Hoge and Mark Schlereth. (ESPN2) NFL Films Presents
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Stanford at Arizona.
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Utah at BYU.
Tuesday
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime TreyWingo, Mike Ditka, Merril Hoge and Mark Schlereth.
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Wednesday
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Vikings Weekly
1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Films Presents
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
(MSC) Boys in the Hall
11:30 p.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age
Friday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
5:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians. From Progressive Field in Cleveland. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
Saturday
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
12:00 p.m. ) This Week in Baseball News, highlights and a behind-the-scenes look at Major League Baseball. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians. Game one of a doubleheader. (Live) (WGN-A) Chicago Cubs at St. Louis Cardinals. From Busch Stadium in St. Louis. (Live)
1:00 p.m. # _ MLB 2011: Down the Stretch
2:30 p.m. / This Week in Baseball News, highlights
Game. From Zalgiris Kaunas, Lithuania. (Same-day Tape)
Monday
5:00 p.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA First Round, Game 3:Teams TBA. (If necessary). (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA First Round, Game 3:Teams TBA. (If necessary). (Live)
3:00 a.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive
Tuesday
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA First Round, Game 3:Teams TBA. (If necessary). (Live)
Wednesday
9:00 p.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive
Thursday
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Playoff: Teams TBA.(Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Playoff: Teams TBA.(Live)
Saturday
3:30 p.m. (EWTN) Saints Alive
) / Regional Coverage. Seattle Seahawks at Pittsburgh Steelers or Arizona Cardinals at Washington Redskins or Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Minnesota Vikings or Chicago Bears at New Orleans Saints or Green Bay Packers at Carolina Panthers.
(Live)
3:00 p.m. # _ San Diego Chargers at New England Patriots. From Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, Mass. (Live)
) / The OT (Live)
3:30 p.m. ) FOX 9 PostGame
4:00 p.m. ) FOX 9 Primetime
Postgame
6:00 p.m. + Football Night in America Bob Costas and others recap the day’s NFL highlights. (Live)
7:15 p.m. + Philadelphia Eagles at Atlanta Falcons. From the Georgia Dome in Atlanta.
(Live)
10:30 p.m. (MSC) College Football Saturday Review
2:30 a.m. (ESPN) Teams ToBe Announced.
5:00 a.m. (HBO) Breaking the Huddle:The Integration of College Football The Civil
8:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
10:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
Thursday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Audibles (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) North Carolina State at Cincinnati. (Live)
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) North Carolina State at Cincinnati.
Friday
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live) (MSC) College Football Saturday Preview
3:30 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Vikings Weekly
PLAYING FIELD
HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
6:30 p.m. (ESPN) College
Football Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Central Florida at BYU. (Live) (ESPN2) Teams TBA.(Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Vikings Weekly
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Saturday
7:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
9:00 a.m. (ESPN) College
GameDay Chris Fowler, Erin Andrews, Lee Corso, Kirk Herbstreit and Desmond Howard provide game angles, previews and analysis. (Live)
11:00 a.m. % Notre Dame at Pittsburgh. (Live)
7 SEC Game of the Week: Teams TBA.(Live)
(ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams ToBe
Announced. (Live)
(MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
12:00 p.m. + Vikings Weekly Host Ann Carroll gives you an inside look at everything Vikings including your favorite Vikings players and events.
2:00 p.m. # College Football
Today (Live)
% College Football Countdown (Live) _ College Football Today
(Live) (ESPN) (ESPN2) College Football Scoreboard (Live)
2:30 p.m. # % _ (ESPN)
(ESPN2) Teams To Be Announced. (Live)
3:00 p.m. (MSC) Teams ToBe Announced. (Live)
5:30 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2) College Football Scoreboard
(Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2)
Teams To Be Announced. (Live)
7:00 p.m. % Teams To Be Announced. (Live) (FX) Missouri at Oklahoma.
(Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2) College Football Scoreboard (Live)
9:15 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2)
Teams To Be Announced.
(Live)
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Southern Methodist at Memphis.
(Same-day Tape)
GOLF Sunday
7:00 a.m. (GOLF) Vivendi Trophy, Final Round. From Paris. (Live)
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) BMW Championship, Final Round. From Cog Hill Golf & Country Club in Lemont, Ill. (Live)
12:30 p.m. + Golf’s Big Break
1:00 p.m. + BMW Championship, Final Round. From Cog Hill Golf & Country Club in Lemont, Ill. (Live)
(GOLF) Navistar LPGA Classic, Final Round. From Prattville, Ala. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Best of Morning Drive
4:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Big Break
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Nationwide: Albertsons Boise Open, Final Round. From Boise, Idaho. (Same-day Tape)
8:30 p.m. (GOLF) BMW Championship, Final Round. From Cog Hill Golf & Country Club in Lemont, Ill.
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Nationwide: Albertsons Boise Open, Final Round. From Boise, Idaho.
Monday
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Songdo Championship Korea, Final Round. From Songdo City, Korea.
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Quest for the Card: Inside the Nationwide Tour
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Tour Championship Highlights Tiger Woods.
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Quest for the Card: Inside the Nationwide Tour
2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Top 10
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) BMW Championship, Final Round. From Cog Hill Golf & Country Club in Lemont, Ill.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live) 5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Best of Morning Drive 6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix (Live) 7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Uneven Fairways
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Now
8:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Big
6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Solheim Cup, Day One. From Ireland. (Live)
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Tour Championship, Second Round. From East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Tour Championship, Second Round. From East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta.
9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Solheim Cup, Day One. From Ireland.
11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Austrian GolfOpen, Second Round. From Atzenbrugg, Austria. (Sameday Tape)
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Solheim Cup, Day Two. From Ireland. (Live)
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Solheim Cup, Day Two. From Ireland. (Live)
Saturday
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Tour Championship, Third Round. From East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta. (Live)
12:30 p.m. + Golf Central Live From Atlanta. (Live)
1:00 p.m. + The Tour Championship, Third Round.From East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta. (Live) (GOLF) Austrian GolfOpen, Third Round. From Atzenbrugg, Austria. (Same-day Tape)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Solheim Cup, Day Two. From Ireland.
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
3:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break
Ireland
4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Solheim Cup, Final Day. From Ireland. (Live)
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Solheim Cup, Final Day. From Ireland. (Live)
HOCKEY
Tuesday
5:00 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild
Weiznegger-Engle Ins.
Friday
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild
MARTIAL ARTS
Tuesday
7:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed
8:00 p.m. (SPIKE) The Ultimate Fighter Sixteen bantamweight and sixteen featherweight hopefuls face off in a day of elimination fights.
11:00 p.m. (SPIKE) The Ultimate Fighter Sixteen bantamweight and sixteen featherweight hopefuls face off in a day of elimination fights.
Thursday
2:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed Matt Hughes vs. Matt Serra;Tom Lawlor vs. CB Dollaway; Dan Henderson vs. Michael Bisping.
4:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed Chuck Liddell and Rich Franklin meet in the octagon.
5:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed Moments from the UFC’s library of fight footage.
6:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed Moments from the UFC’s library of fight footage.
7:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed Moments from the UFC’s library of fight footage.
Friday
8:00 a.m. (SPIKE) UFC 135 Countdown Preview of the Jon Jones vs.“Rampage” Jackson title fight and Matt Hughes vs. Josh Koscheck.
10:00 p.m. (SHOW) Strikeforce Challenger Series Lorenz Larkin vs.Virgil Zwicker. Lorenz Larkin vs.Virgil Zwicker; Lavar Johnson vs. Shawn Jordan. (Live)
Saturday
12:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed Moments from the UFC’s library of fight footage.
1:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed Sotiropoulos vs. Lauzon; Penn vs. Hughes; Akiyama vs. Leben.
2:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed Moments from the UFC’s library of fight footage.
3:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed Jon Jones vs. Jake O’Brien;Yoshihiro Akiyama vs. Alan Belcher.
4:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed Moments from the UFC’s library of fight footage.
2:00
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons From the Pros
3:30 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) PGA Tour Playoffs Highlights Kuchar, Hoffman, Johnson, Furyk.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Best of Morning Drive
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf
Wednesday
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
10:30 a.m. (GOLF) Navistar LPGA Classic, Final Round. From Prattville, Ala.
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center
1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Tour Championship Highlights Phil Mickelson.
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Big Break
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Ireland
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly Highlights and previews of the European Golf Tour.
4:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golfing World
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
Thursday
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Austrian GolfOpen, Final Round. From Atzenbrugg, Austria. (Live)
10:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special (Live)
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Big Break
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Tour Championship, First Round.
From East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta. (Live)
3:30 p.m. (MSC) Golf Life ’11
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Tour Championship, First Round. From East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta.
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Big Break
12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Special
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Solheim Cup, Day One. From Ireland. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC 135
Countdown Preview of the Jon Jones vs.“Rampage” Jackson title fight and Matt Hughes vs. Josh Koscheck.
Wednesday
2:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed Roy Nelson vs. Junior Dos Santos; Guillard vs. Lowe.
3:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed Shane Carwin vs. Frank Mir;Wanderlei Silva vs. Michael Bisping; Paulo Thiago vs. Mike Swick.
4:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed Frankie Edgar takes on Sean Sherk in a lightweight bout.
5:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed Kenny Florian and Clay Guida battle in the lightweight division; Frank Mir and Cheick Kongo.
6:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed Moments from the UFC’s library of fight footage.
5:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC 135 Countdown Preview of the Jon Jones vs.“Rampage” Jackson title fight and Matt Hughes vs. Josh Koscheck.
6:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed Moments from the UFC’s library of fight footage.
7:00 p.m. (SPIKE) UFC 135 Prelims (Live)
SOCCER
Sunday
3:30 p.m. / English Premier League Soccer Manchester United vs. Chelsea. (Taped)
6:00 p.m. (MSC) MLS Soccer New England Revolution at Portland Timbers.(Taped)
Tuesday
12:00 p.m. (MSC) English Premier League Soccer Teams to Be Announced. (Taped)
2:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Manchester City vs. Napoli. (Taped)
Friday
5:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine
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CHANNELS (A&E) Celebrity Ghost Stories (CC)
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Sopranos “Kaisha” (S) (CC)
The Sopranos (S) (CC)
The Sopranos “Stage 5” (CC)
›› “Enough” (2002, Suspense) Jennifer Lopez, Billy Campbell, Juliette Lewis. Premiere. (CC) Exterminator Exterminator Exterminator Exterminator Exterminator Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars (AMC) Mad Men Betty visits her father.
Mad Men “The Jet Set” (CC)
›› “Secret Window” (2004) Johnny Depp, John Turturro, Maria Bello. (CC)
›››› “GoodFellas” (1990) Robert De Niro, Ray Liotta. An Irish-Italian hood joins the 1950s New York Mafia. (CC)
›› “Defiance” (2008) Daniel Craig, Liev Schreiber, Jamie Bell. Three brothers wage a personal war against the Nazis.
››› “Top Gun” (1986, Adventure) Tom Cruise, Kelly McGillis. (CC) (AP) WeirdWeirdUntamed-UncutDogs 101 (CC) Dogs 101 (CC) Wild Kingdom (S) ApocalypseInfested! (S) (CC) Infested! (S) (CC) Infested! (S) (CC) Rat Busters NYCRat Busters NYCRat Busters NYC (BRAVO) Real HousewivesHousewives/NJHousewives/NJMost EligibleMost EligibleRachel Zoe ProjectRachel Zoe ProjectFlipping Out (CC) Flipping Out (CC) MatchmakerMatchmakerReal Housewives (CNBC) SteamPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidSexy PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) Newsr’mGuptaSunday Morn.State of the UnionFareed ZakariaReliable SourcesState of the UnionFareed ZakariaCNN NewsroomYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN Newsroom (COM) PaidPaidComedyScrubsScrubsScrubs(:05) ››› “Hot Shots!” (1991) (CC) (:07) ››› “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” (1986) (:24) ›› “Scary Movie 4” (2006) (CC) (:26) ›› “Major League” (1989) Tom Berenger. (DISC) PaidJenteOsteenIn TouchCuriosity (S) (CC) AuctionAuctionSons of Guns (S) American ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperArea 51 (S) (CC)
(DISN) Mickey MouseMickeyPiratesPhineasPhineasGood Shake ItANT ANT WizardsWizardsGood Good Shake ItShake ItANT PhineasFish Fish ANT RandomGood Wizards (E!) 50 Super Epic TV Moments15 Hollywood Girls FashionThe E! News (N) KardashianKardashianKardas › “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry”Countdown toEmmy Awards
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CountdownNASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Geico 400. (N) (Live) SportSportsCenter (N)
Auto Racing American Le Mans Series: Monterey. From Monterey, Calif.
WNBA Basketball First Round, Game 2: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC)
WNBA Basketball First Round, Game 2: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC)
(EWTN) ChapletRosarySunday MassLitanyBookVaticanoSaintsApostoAngelicaSunday MassLitanyIn ConcertChapletHolyWorld Over LiveFaithThe Ben.Crossing
(FAM) Boy Boy Boy ››› “Ever After: A Cinderella Story” (1998) ›› “Along Came Polly” (2004) ›› “Bruce Almighty” (2003, Comedy) ›› “Evan Almighty” (2007, Comedy) “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story”
(FSN) PaidPaidPaidPaidDue OutdoorRoadsDW-TVVikingsVikingsVikingsStockHorse.Twins MLB Baseball Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins. (Live) Twins Boys in LOKARMotor
(FX) SmarterSmarterSmarter › “The Marine” (2006) John Cena. ›› “My Super Ex-Girlfriend” (2006) ›› “Fantastic Four” (2005) Ioan Gruffudd. ›› “Spider-Man 3” (2007)
PaidPaidPaidPaidAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionXtremeHorse.Trucks!MuscleDeadliest WarriorBar Rescue (S) Bar Rescue (S) AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuction (SYFY) PaidPaidPaidPaid ›› “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” ››› “Casino Royale” (2006, Action) Daniel Craig. (CC) ›› “Quantum of Solace” (2008) Daniel Craig. “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man” (TBN) Bill HilliardPhillipsTouchFranklinTurningK. HaginEd MiracleRedemptLoveIn TouchPowWrittenConleyFrom HisKing IsFranklinJohn Hagee TodayRod P.DickowJakesJ.Meyer (TBS) (5:30) ››› “American Pie Presents: Band Camp” (CC) ›› “American Pie 2” (2001, Comedy) Jason Biggs, Shannon Elizabeth.
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›› “Convicts Four” (1963, Comedy) Ben Gazzara, Vincent Price.
›››› “Julius Caesar” (1953) Marlon Brando, James Mason. (CC) (DVS) (:15) ››› “Suspicion” (1941) Cary Grant, Joan Fontaine. (CC) (DVS)
››› “Wait Until Dark” (1967) Audrey Hepburn, Alan Arkin. (CC)
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›› “Devil” (2010) Chris Messina. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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(:15) ›› “The Wolfman” (2010, Horror) Benicio Del Toro. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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(:15) ›› “Newsies” (1992, Musical) Christian Bale, Robert Duvall, Ann-Margret. (S) ‘PG’
– SEPTEMBER 18 - 24, 2011 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH
(:45) › “Triggermen” (2002) Neil Morrissey. iTV Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:20) “The Gold Retrievers” (2009) Steve Guttenberg.‘NR’
››› “World’s Greatest Dad” (2009) Robin Williams.
›› “Children on Their Birthdays” (2002, Drama) Joe Pichler. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
(1:50) “Still Bill” (2009) ‘NR’(CC)
(:15) “Les Formidables” (2006, Action) Joong-Hoon Park.‘NR’
(:15) › “Multiple Sarcasms” (2010)
(:10) ››› “The Hurt Locker” (2008, War) Jeremy Renner, Anthony Mackie. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Thirst” (2008) (TMC) “Stealing” ›› “Labyrinth” (1986, Fantasy) David Bowie.‘PG’ (CC)
SUNDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 18, 2011
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(A&E) Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars
(AMC) “Top Gun” ›› “U-571” (2000, Suspense) Matthew McConaughey, Bill Paxton, Harvey Keitel. Premiere. Breaking Bad “Salud” (N) (CC)
(:04) Breaking Bad “Salud” (CC)
(:06) The Killing The police regroup. Breaking Bad “Salud” (CC)
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(FAM) ›› “50 First Dates” (2004) ›› “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” (2009) Funny VideosOsteenEd Zola PaidWealthPaidTake ItPaid90 Days!PaidMinisLifeJ. MeyerLove
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›› “Meet the Fockers” (2004, Comedy) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller. (CC) (:13) ›› “Meet the Fockers” (2004) Robert De Niro. Future in-laws clash in Florida. (CC) (:45) ›› “American Pie 2” (2001) Jason Biggs, Shannon Elizabeth. (:45) ››› “American Pie Presents: Band Camp” (2005) Tad Hilgenbrinck. Interstitial Filler MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ›››› “Sounder” (1972)
›››› “Citizen Kane” (1941) Orson Welles, Joseph Cotten. (CC) (DVS)
(:15) ››› “The Power and the Glory” (1933) Spencer Tracy. Premiere.
›››› “Metropolis” (1927) Brigitte Helm. Silent. An industrialist rules a 21st-century city. (:45) “Metropolis Refound” (2010) (:45) ››› “Things to Come” (1936, Science Fiction) Raymond Massey, Ralph Richardson.
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Boardwalk Empire (S) (CC) ››› “127 Hours” (2010) James Franco. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (:40) ››› “Twelve Monkeys” (1995, Science Fiction) Bruce Willis, Brad Pitt. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(2:55) ›› “Pirate Radio” (2009) Philip Seymour Hoffman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Breaking the Huddle: Integration (MAX) › “Sniper 2” ››› “Inception” (2010, Science Fiction) Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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Zane’s Sex Chronicles Compilation of episodes from the series. (S) (CC) Chemistry (S) Skin to the Max ››› “Fargo” (1996) Frances McDormand. ‘R’(CC) (:40) ››› “The Killing Fields” (1984, Docudrama) Sam Waterston. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:30) “Thirst” (2008) iTV.‘R’ Dexter Dexter must do damage control. Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV)
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››› “Paris, Texas” (1984, Drama) Harry Dean Stanton, Nastassja Kinski. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (TMC) (5:15) › “Multiple Sarcasms” (2010)
› “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Kaboom” (2010) Thomas Dekker. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Giallo” (2009, Suspense) Adrien Brody. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (12:05) › “Equilibrium” (2002, Science Fiction) Christian Bale. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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TH EWTN LiveCatholic EWTNSaintsMaryThe Journey HomeJohn KnightsWas VaticanFaith
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M PaidPaidRoadsTwins The Dan Patrick ShowSpotlightTwins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at New YorkYankees. (Live) Twins SpotlightLOKARMotorJayBoys in
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W Prep PrepVikingsMLB Baseball: Mariners at TwinsDan PatrickAction Sports World Poker Tour:World Poker Tour:
TH Jerry Kill Jerry KillTwins MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. (Live) Twins Golf LifeThe I7Horse.TEVA Games
M ›› “Fantastic Four” (2005) Ioan Gruffudd. ›› “Spider-Man 3” (2007) Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst. ››› “Superman Returns” (2006) Brandon Routh, Kate Bosworth. ››› “Kung Fu Panda” (2008)
T ››› “Superman Returns” (2006) Brandon Routh, Kate Bosworth. ›› “The International” (2009) Clive Owen. ››› “Enemy of the State” (1998, Suspense) Will Smith. Two Two MotherMother
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F Due WoodsDue HunterOutdoorBowhunWhitetailDan PatrickFootballJerry KillVikingsFootballUEFATwins (FX)
W SmarterSmarter ›› “The International” (2009) Clive Owen. ››› “Enemy of the State” (1998, Suspense) Will Smith. ›› “Freedomland” (2006) Samuel L. Jackson. ››› “Taken” (2008) Liam Neeson. Two Two
TH ›› “America’s Sweethearts” (2001) ››› “As Good as It Gets” (1997) Jack Nicholson. ›› “Bedazzled” (2000, Comedy) ›› “Little Man” (2006, Comedy) ›› “Snakes on a Plane” (2006) MotherMother
F ›› “Bedazzled” (2000, Comedy) ›› “Little Man” (2006, Comedy) ›› “Snakes on a Plane” (2006) ›› “XXX: State of the Union” (2005) MotherMotherMotherMotherTwo Two Two Two (GOLF) Morning DriveMorning DriveVaried ProgramsTour Champ.Varied ProgramsCentralVaried (HGTV)
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W SpacesHiddenCashCashCash,Cash,SoldSoldSoldUrban OasisDesignDesignDesignCandiceDesignDesignSoldSoldFirst Pla.First Pla.
TH AmazingHouseWallsWallsHolmes on HomesReal EstReal EstUnsellaDesignDesignDesignDesignDearDearBuckBuckBlockBlockPropertyProperty
F RenoPropertyHiddenHiddenHeadOutdoorFor RentFor RentFor RentColourDesignHGTV’dNovoNovoDina Dina DonnaDonnaFirst Pla.First Pla.
M The Real WestAx MenAx MenAx MenAx MenAx MenAx MenAx MenAx MenAx MenAx MenAx Men
T Civil War JournalMansonCults: Dangerous DevotionModern MarvelsModern MarvelsMansonCults: Dangerous DevotionModern Marvels
W Modern MarvelsWoodstock: Now & ThenModern MarvelsOrganizd CrimeHooked: DrugsHooked: DrugsWoodstock: Now & ThenModern MarvelsOrganizd CrimeHooked: Drugs
TH The MostUFO HuntersUFO HuntersAfter ArmageddonNostradamusModern MarvelsUFO HuntersUFO HuntersAfter ArmageddonNostradamus
F Save Our HistoryNazi America: A Secret HistoryLost WorldsAir Force OneModern MarvelsLost WorldsNazi America: A Secret HistoryLost WorldsAir Force OneModern Marvels
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T Full MannaDifferDoctorFirst Sup.Building
F First WaveFirst WaveFirst WaveFirst WaveFirst Wave ›› “Hydra” (2009) George Stults. “Cerberus” (2005) Greg Evigan. (CC) ››› “Troy” (2004) Brad Pitt. (CC) (TBN)
W End-AgeWinningLifeM.BarberBehindHealthHough
TH Chang MajestyCameronAll OddsLifestyleY’r Day
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M “Anna Karenina” ›› “We Live Again” (1934) › “Redemption” (1930) ››› “Great Catherine”(:45) “The Rise of Catherine the Great” ››› “Rasputin and the Empress”(:45) ››› “Nicholas and Alexandra” (1971)
T Please ››› “Quo Vadis?” (1951) Robert Taylor. (CC) ››› “Two Women” (1961) “Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow”(:15) ›› “Lady L” (1965) (CC) (:15) ››› “Operation Crossbow”“Ghosts-Italian”
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W (:15) ››› “The Hook” (1963) (CC) ›› “The Smart Set” (1928) ›› “Flight” (1929, War) Jack Holt. “Behind-Mask”(:45) › “Black Moon” (1934) ›› “Whirlpool”“The Affairs of Dobie Gillis”Private ScreeningsTammy
TH “Our Vines-Grps” ›› “Between Two Worlds” (1944) ››› “The Sellout” (1951) › “That Hagen Girl” (1947) ›› “Tish” (1942, Comedy) ›› “We Who Are Young” ›› “Any Number Can Play” (1949) “White Heat”
F (:15) ››› “Too Hot to Handle” (CC) (:15) ›› “Society Lawyer”(:45) “Stronger Than Desire”(:15) “Phantom Raiders” ›› “The Miniver Story” (1950) (CC) ›› “Soldiers Three” (1951) (:15) ››› “Scandal at Scourie” (CC) (TLC) 19 Kids19 KidsBabyBabyBabyBaby’s Varied ProgramsFour WeddingsWhat Not to WearBabyBabyBaby’s MultiplesWhat Not to WearFour WeddingsVaried ProgramsLA Ink (TNT) AngelCharmedCharmedSupernaturalSupernaturalLas VegasLas VegasCold CaseThe CloserLaw & OrderLaw & OrderLaw & Order (TOON) BakuganBeyPokéSidekickJohnnyJohnnyGarfieldGarfieldScoobyScoobyLooney TunesJerryVariedGarfield2 DogsJohnnySidekickAlmostAdvenRegularMADVariedJohnny (TRAV) PaidKitchenPaidPaid$40/Day$40/DayVaried ProgramsTastiestTastiestNo ReservationBizarre FoodsFoodFoodCarniCarniNo ReservationVaried Programs (TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidIn Session Varied ProgramsCopsCops (TVLAND) PaidPaidAll/Fam.SanfordJeff’sonsGoodJeannieJeannieAllFamSanfordBonanzaBonanzaBonanzaBonanzaBonanzaGoodJeff’sonsSanfordSanford (USA)
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M OutdoorClassicTred BuckWhitetail3 Gun CamoOutdoorOutAnglerAmeriBackSeasonsOutdoorOutdoorHunterCollege FootballCollege TalkPro Football Talk
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W ParkerOutdoorCharlieFishingBassFLW OutdoorsHunterHuntingOutdoorCamoOutdoor ChallengeBillDFishingCharlieSalty Beach Volleyball
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W (5:45) ›› “Toys” (1992) (S) (CC) REAL Sports24/7 ››› “Ice Age” (2002) (S) Mel Brooks(:15) ››› “Something’s Gotta Give” (2003) (S) “Real Women Have Curves” › “Jonah Hex” (2010) (S) Torque
TH Flight › “Vampires Suck” (2010) ››› “Catfish” (2010) (S) ›› “Devil” (2010) (S) (CC) ››› “The Phantom of the Opera” (2004) (S) › “The Fourth Kind” (2009) (:15) › “Just Married” (2003) (S) (CC) 24/7Vam
F Shad ›› “Just Wright” (2010) (S) (:15) ››› “Solaris” (2002) (S) (CC) › “Yogi Bear” (2010) (S) ››› “Megamind” (2010) (:15) ››› “Sneakers” (1992) Robert Redford. › “Leap Year” (2010) (S) BoardCats (MAX)
M MAX/Set(:20) “Ramona and Beezus”(:05) › “Half Past Dead” (2002) (S) “Terminator 3: Machines”(:45) ››› “Inception” (2010) (S) (CC) (:15) ››› “Independence Day” (1996) (S) (CC) (:40) › “Catwoman” (2004)
T “Man-Red Shoe”(:15) ›› “For Love of the Game” (1999) (S) (:35) ›› “The Box” (2009) (S) (CC) ›› “Ricochet” (1991) (S) (:15) ›› “Due Date” (2010) (S) (CC) (2:50) › “Couples Retreat”(:45) ›› “The Ring” (2002)
W › “Satisfaction” (1988) (S) (:35) ››› “Inception” (2010) (S) (CC) ›› “National Security” (S) › “Small Soldiers” (1998) (S) (CC) (:20) ››› “Splice” (2009) (:10) ›› “Judge Dredd” (1995) (S) “Terminator 2”
TH (:05) “Raising Arizona” (S) MAX/Set ››› “Star Trek: First Contact” (S) (9:50) ›› “Coupe de Ville” ›› “O” (2001) (S) (CC) (:10) ›› “The Book of Eli” (2010) (S) (:10) ››› “Drumline” (2002) (S) (CC) “She’s Out”
F Smillas“Stop! Or Mom Will Shoot” ›› “Love Happens” (2009) (S) (CC) (9:50) “Cradle 2 the Grave”(:35) ››› “Up in the Air” (2009) (S) ›› “Post Grad” (2009) (S) (:05) ››› “Fargo” (1996) (S) (CC) “Independence” (SHOW)
M (:05) “Accidents Happen”(:40) “Love’s Kitchen” (2011) (:15) ››› “Looking for Eric” (2009) (:15) ›››› “This Is England” (2006) ›› “Drones” (2010) (CC) (:40) ››› “A Single Man” (2009) (:25) “Accidents Happen”
T “Raising Genius”Living 32(:35) “Rebirth” (2011) iTV. (S) (CC) › “The Caller” (2008) (:15) ›› “Femme Fatale” (1991) (CC) ››› “Two Lovers” (2008) iTV. (S) ›› “Marigold” (2007) Ali Larter. (CC) “Before and After”
W Switch(:45) ›› “Gross Anatomy” (1989) (:35) ››› “Paris, Texas” (1984) iTV. (S) (CC) (:10) “The Donner Party”(:45) ›› “Telling Lies in America” ›› “The Switch” (2010) (:15) “Glorious 39” (2009) iTV.
TH (5:35) ››› “Ed Wood”(:45) “Hurricane Season” (2009) (CC) › “Play the Game” (2008) iTV. (S) ›››› “This Is England”(:15) ›› “Trucker” (2008) iTV. (S) “Into Temptation” (2009) (:35) “The Tillman Story”
M “Space Buddies”(:05) ››› “Ed Wood” (1994) (CC) (:15) ›› “Crazy Jones” (2000) (S) (10:50) ›› “Tenure” (2009) “Space Buddies”(:45) › “Motherhood” (2009) (S) (CC) (:20) › “Abandon” (2002) “Remember Me”
T › “Houseguest” (1995) Sinbad. (S) (:15) ›› “Paradise” (1991) (S) (CC) (:10) ››› “Mostly Martha” (2001) › “Extreme Ops” (2002) Filmmkr ››› “I Sell the Dead” (S) (:25) ›› “Believers” (2007) ›› “Smile” (S)
W “Air Bud: Gold.”“American Bandits” › “Shadow of Fear” (2004) “First Born” (2007) (:40) ››› “Bloody Sunday” (2002) “Across the Line: Exodus”(:05) “The Twilight Saga: New Moon”(:15) “(Untitled)”
F ››› “King of California”(:35) ›› “The Other Woman” (2009) (:20) ›› “Marigold” (2007) (:15) “The Haunting at the Beacon” ›› “Fanboys” (2008) (CC) › “I Hate Valentine’s Day”“Love’s Kitchen” (2011) iTV. Love (TMC)
TH ›› “Julius Caesar” (1970) (CC) ›› “Crazy Jones” (2000) (:35) ›› “The Brothers Bloom” (2008) “Les Formidables” (2006, Action) “Fade to Black” (2006) (S) (:15) › “Krippendorf’s Tribe” (1998) FilmmkrDeadline
F (5:35) “Mostly Martha” (2001) ››› “I Sell the Dead” (S) (8:55) “Dragon Fighter” (S) (:25) › “Abandon” (2002) (:05) ›› “Last Dance” (1996) (S) (CC) (1:50) ››› “Last Orders”(:45) “A Shine of Rainbows” (2009) (S) Holy Roll
COVER STORY
‘Angels’ battle bad guys anew
By Jay Bobbin © Zap2it“Once upon a time, there were three little girls ... ”
The “little girls” part may not sit as well now, but the new “Charlie’s Angels” quickly prove themselves quite capable in fighting crime.The expectedly glamorous, Miami-set ABC update of the female-detective series premieres Thursday, Sept. 22, with Minka Kelly (“Friday Night Lights”), Rachael Taylor and Annie Ilonzeh (“General Hospital”) as the trio working for heardbut-not-seen Charlie (whose voice was to have been Robert Wagner’s, but hadn’t been recast at this writing).
Only two of the women are sleuthing partners as the show begins, with a tragedy leaving an opening for which street racer Eve (Kelly) becomes a prime candidate during the resulting investigation by thief Abby (Taylor) and ex-cop Kate (Ilonzeh). Bosley, the go-between first
played by fatherly David Doyle, gets younger and sleeker in the persona of co-star Ramon Rodriguez; Isaiah Mustafa, the hunky Old Spice pitchman, will recur as a police detective from Kate’s past.
“Certainly, it’s high-octane and it’s exciting,” says Australian actress-model Taylor (“Transformers”), “but I think there is a genuine chemistry and a genuine warmth between us, and you can’t really fake that. I think we’re part of something really special, because we like each other.”
Drew Barrymore — who produced and starred in two “Charlie’s Angels” feature films — is involved in making the new series, as is television veteran Leonard Goldberg, executive producer of the original show along with the late Aaron Spelling. He decided on the casting of original “Angels” Kate Jackson, Jaclyn Smith and the then-named Farrah FawcettMajors in the mid-1970s, and he admits to having luck as well as expertise.
ABC.
“There’s something called ‘stardust,’ and you either have it or you don’t,” reasons Goldberg, whose credits also include CBS’ “Blue Bloods” now.“We looked for a very long time at a lot of people for this show.When we selected Rachael and Annie and Minka, it was the qualities they had individually but also how they all go together with Ramon. It’s something that either works or it doesn’t, and I think we’re very, very lucky.”
The recent girlfriend of New YorkYankees star Derek Jeter, Kelly believes her series training on NBC and DirecTV’s widely acclaimed “Friday Night Lights” helped prepare her for her new role, which involves a lot that the other one didn’t.
“It taught me everything,” Kelly recalls of the high-school football drama.“I was so green when I started that; I had no idea what I was doing, I was in way over my head, and I really hit the jackpot with that show. At that level I was at, you’re auditioning for everything, and you’ll take any job you’re hired for.
“I don’t think any of us had any idea how golden that was,” Kelly adds.“That gave me the confidence to be here today and do ‘Charlie’s Angels.’ I’m a daredevil and an adrenaline junkie.”
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Premiering Monday on CBS, “2 Broke Girls” follows a waitress (Kat Dennings) and a former rich girl (Beth Behrs) struggling to get ahead. Click on www.cbs. com/shows/2_broke_girls/
Launching Tuesday, the Fox comedy “New Girl” stars Zooey Deschanel (sister of Fox star Emily Deschanel of “Bones”) Get introduced at www.fox.com/programming/
BY MICHAEL KORBsecrets everyone should know regarding their specialty. So a gardener will have five secrets, chefs will have five secrets, etc.
“We will help the viewers a lot more,” Stewart says. “I think it will be fascinating. And at the end of each show, using social media, we’ll find out if people think the tips are useful.” (Three days a week the show airs live.)
And immediately following the premiere comes the new season of “Martha Bakes” begins. But why would she take on another show when she has so many other projects going on?
“I love to bake and I love to cook and I don’t get to do my thing as much because we are doing other people’s stuff on the (Martha Stewart) show,” she says. “But by creating ‘Martha Bakes,’ we can have three lessons per show: With 26 episodes per season, that’s 78 segments. And they can be put out on the Internet to help people learn. Plus, we shoot it in my own kitchen, so that is a respite from coming into the studio.”
•What are you reading right now?
IN FOCUS
“The 63rd Primetime Emmy Awards,” www.emmys.com
On Sunday, it’s Fox’s turn to air the annual honors, with “Glee” star Jane Lynch as host, and reality mogul Mark Burnett producing.The official site of the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences offers information on all the nominees (including information, a photo gallery and a video gallery for each nominee).There are also links for news and features, photos, video clips and a countdown clock.
When Martha Stewart recently asked her Twitter followers whether she was “hip,” she was deluged with responses to the affirmative. That led us to look up the definition of the word – just to make sure we were all on the same page. It turns out that Webster’s defines it as, “aware of and interested in the latest trends.” So if you consider that Stewart virtually created the “how to entertain, style, cook, bake, grow” genre that dominates both cable and network television, she actually is hip. Technically.
And as “The Martha Stewart Show” enters its seventh season (and airs weekdays on Hallmark Channel), Stewart is as focused as ever on teaching viewers how to ... well, fill in the blank.
“We are the original how-to show,” Stewart says. “We continue with that theme, and this year is all about demystifying and uncomplicating.”
To that end, she has a new rule this season: If you’re an expert and want to be on her show, come with five
SOLUTION
“ ‘The History of Botany.’ It’s a textbook, because I really want to know more about botany. And I just got a book about bats because I have lot of bats on my property … . Oh, and a cookbook on how to make your own pet food.”
•What did you have for dinner last night?
“I had a delicious dinner in Maine last night. I went mushrooming. I found a patch of chanterelles and we had fresh artichokes and a beet soup served with local sour cream and pasta: a linguine over roasted tomato and basil. And for dessert, fresh blueberry pie.”
•What is your next project?
“A book tour for (her new book) ‘Entertaining’ begins on Oct. 26.”
•What was your last trip (where and why)?
“A planning trip to Israel with the Israeli Tourist Bureau about how to be a tourist in Israel. And my nephew’s wedding in Jerusalem.”
“Dancing With the Stars,” beta.abc.go.com/shows/dancing-with-the-stars
The dancing competition returns Monday for another cycle with a fresh cast of celebrity and pro dancers.The official home page covers this season and reaches back through earlier seasons with video, recaps, photos, message boards, biographies, background info and news.There’s also a trivia quiz, tips on doing the various dances and Facebook links.
“The X Factor,” www.thexfactorusa.com
Simon Cowell hopes reality lightning will strike again as he brings his British competition show to the U.S., premiering Wednesday on Fox.There’s information on the American judges - L.A. Reid, Nicole Scherzinger (formerly a judge on NBC’s “The Sing-Off”), former “’American Idol” star Paula Abdul and Cowell.There are also Twitter links, news, photo galleries and a link to join “The X Factor Community.”
MONDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 19, 2011
(2007, Crime Drama) Tommy Lee Jones, Javier Bardem.
››› “No Country for Old Men” (2007, Crime Drama) Tommy Lee Jones, Javier Bardem.
›› “The Cowboy Way” (1994) Woody Harrelson, Kiefer Sutherland.
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Dollar List. (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportBiogr/CNBCNew Wal-MartAmerican GreedMad MoneyBiogr/CNBCAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) Anderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperJohn King, USAPiers MorganAnderson CooperJohn King, USAPiers MorganBusiness TodayAM:Wake Up CallAmerican Morning (COM) 30 Rock30 RockTosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0The The Comedy Central RoastThe Comedy Central RoastThe Comedy Central RoastComedyDailyColbertDaniel ToshPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISC) American ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperBrothersBrothersAmerican ChopperBrothersBrothersAmerican ChopperOverhaulin’ (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidTriVitaPaidPaidPaid (DISN) Shake It Up! (CC)
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(ESPN) Monday Night Countdown (N) NFL Football St. Louis Rams at New York Giants. (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)
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WNBA Basketball First Round, Game 3: Teams TBA. (If necessary). (N) (CC)
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(FSN) JayTwins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at New YorkYankees. Twins SpotlightThe Car Show (N) TEVA GamesDan PatrickPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(FX) Two Two › “Wild Hogs” (2007) Tim Allen, John Travolta. › “Wild Hogs” (2007) Tim Allen, John Travolta. Rescue MePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(GOLF) The Golf Fix (N) (Live) Uneven FairwaysGolf Now (N) Big Break The Golf FixGolf Central Learning Center Golf NowBig Break The Golf FixGolf Central Learning Center Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program ProTouch GolfPaid Program Golf Central
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Conan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC)
Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ›› “The Last Mimzy” (2007, Fantasy) Joely Richardson, Timothy Hutton.
MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (3:45) “Nicholas and Alexandra” “Dr. Coppelius” (1966) Walter Slezak. Premiere. (:45) ›››› “The Red Shoes” (1948, Drama) Moira Shearer, Anton Walbrook. (CC) (:15) ››› “Invitation to the Dance” (1957) Gene Kelly, Igor Youskevitch.
›› “The Unfinished Dance” (1947) Cyd Charisse (:45) ››› “Ballerina” (1938) Yvette Chauvire. (:15) MGM Parade Robert Benchley. ›› “Please Believe Me” (1950) (TLC) Kate Plus 8 (CC) Gypsy WeddingMy Big Fat Gypsy Cake Boss (N) (S) Gypsy WeddingMy Big Fat Gypsy Cake Boss (CC) Kate Plus 8 (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidTriVitaMomsSFour Weddings (S) (TNT) Law & Order (S) The Closer (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Rizzoli & IslesLaw & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Angel “Home”(S) (TOON) JohnnyGumballAdvenMAD (N) King-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua SquidbillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAweSquidbillKing-HillKing-HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) No ReservationNo ReservationNo ReservationNo ReservationNo ReservationNo ReservationNo ReservationNo ReservationNo ReservationPaidPaidCashPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...LizardLizardSwampSwampHogan: MCWWorld’s Dumbest...LizardLizardSwampSwampHogan: MCWThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) All in the Family All in the Family M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond The Nanny The Nanny Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) M*A*S*H (CC)
M*A*S*H (CC)
M*A*S*H (CC)
M*A*S*H (CC)
M*A*S*H (CC) Boston Legal “A Greater Good” (S) Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS “Kill Ari” (S) (Part 1 of 2) (CC) NCIS “Kill Ari” (S) (Part 2 of 2) (CC) WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (S Live) (CC) (:05) ››› “The Bourne Ultimatum” (2007, Action) Matt Damon, Julia Stiles, Joan Allen. (CC) (:35) ›› “Smokin’ Aces” (2007, Action) Ben Affleck, Andy Garcia, Alicia Keys. (CC)
Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Art” Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC)
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (VS) Adv. SportsAdven ››› “Tin Cup” (1996, Comedy) Kevin Costner. College TalkPro Football TalkBull RidingProstatePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny Videos30 Rock30 Rock30 Rock30 RockNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkDeathDharmaDharmaPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) “Four Chris” Mayweather Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)
››› “Public Enemies” (2009, Crime Drama) Johnny Depp, Christian Bale. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Mayweather The Strange History of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell (N) (S) (CC)
›› “Sex and the City 2” (2010, Romance-Comedy) Sarah Jessica Parker. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “It’s Complicated” (2009) Meryl Streep, Steve Martin. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Conchords “Megamind” (MAX)
› “Catwoman” ››› “Catch Me if You Can” (2002, Comedy-Drama)
Leonardo DiCaprio. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
››› “Inception” (2010, Science Fiction) Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
“Sexual Quest” (2011, Adult) Charmane Star. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (12:55) ›› “Borderline” (2002) Michael Biehn. (S) ‘R’
››› “Shattered Glass” (2003) Hayden Christensen. (:05) ››› “A Mighty Wind” (2003) Bob Balaban. “ManShoe” (SHOW) ›› “Youth in Revolt” (2009) Michael Cera.‘R’ (CC) ›› “Piranha” (2010) Elisabeth Shue. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Weeds (iTV) (N) The Big C (CC) Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV) “Love’s Kitchen” (2011) Claire Forlani. iTV.‘PG-13’ ››› “A Single Man” (2009) Colin Firth.‘R’ (CC)
(:15) ›› “Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat” (2002) Martin Lawrence.‘R’
“Rock Slyde” (2009) Patrick Warburton. ‘PG-13’(CC) “Raising Genius” (TMC) (5:00)
TUESDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 20, 2011
(4:30) “No Country for Old Men”
››› “We Were Soldiers” (2002, War) Mel Gibson. Outnumbered U.S. troops battle the North Vietnamese. (CC)
››› “We Were Soldiers” (2002, War) Mel Gibson. Outnumbered U.S. troops battle the North Vietnamese. (CC)
››› “Bull Durham” (1988, Romance-Comedy) Kevin Costner, Susan Sarandon. (CC) Three Stooges Three Stooges Three Stooges Paid Program Paid Program (AP) River MonstersRiver MonstersHuman Planet (S) Human Planet (S) Human Planet (S) Human Planet (S) River MonstersRiver MonstersRiver MonstersHuman Planet (S) Human Planet (S) OranguEden (BRAVO) Rachel Zoe ProjectKathy GriffinKathy Griffin SpeRachel Zoe ProjectKathy Griffin SpeRachel Zoe ProjectHousewives/NJKathy Griffin SpeHappensHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidTop Chef Dsrt (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportTarget: InsideCNBC TitansAmerican GreedMad MoneyCNBC TitansAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) Anderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperJohn King, USAPiers MorganAnderson CooperJohn King, USAPiers MorganBusiness TodayAM:Wake Up CallAmerican Morning (COM) 30 Rock30 RockDaniel ToshTosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Work.DailyColbertTosh.0The Comedy Central RoastDailyColbertWork.SunnySunnyComedyPaid PaidPaidPaid (DISC) Dirty Jobs (CC)
AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAlmost, AwayPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) WizardsANT Phineas“Phineas and Ferb”WizardsANT PhineasFish WizardsWizardsHannahHannahDeckDeckPhineasPhineas and FerbMoversTimmy JungleChugLittle (E!) E! News (N) Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialKardasKardasChelseaE! NewsChelseaKardasKardasChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(ESPN) Rise Up (N) World, PokerWorld, PokerBaseball TonightSportsCenter (N) Baseball TonightSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) College FootballSportsCenterSportsCenter
(ESPN2) NFL Live (N) (CC) WNBA Basketball First Round, Game 3: Teams TBA. (If necessary). (N) (CC)
SportsNation (CC) Rise Up (N) NFL Live (CC) 2011 World Series of Poker 2011 World Series of Poker College Football Teams ToBe Announced. SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N) (EWTN) Daily MassAngelica LiveEWTNRosaryThreshold of HopeSheenWomen Daily MassAngelica LiveAbundant LifePadre Was SheenWhat EveryThe OriginalChurch
(FAM) (5:30) ›› “Bring It On” ›› “The Princess Diaries” (2001, Comedy) The 700 ClubWhose?Whose?PaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidPaidMinisLifeJ. MeyerAmazing (FSN) PrepTwins MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. (Live) Twins PrepWorld Poker Tour:MLB Baseball: Mariners at Twins PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(FX) Two Two ››› “Taken” (2008) Liam Neeson. Sons of AnarchySons of AnarchySons of AnarchySons of AnarchyLouieLouiePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(GOLF)
(CC) To Be AnnouncedPawnPawn(:01) Top Shot(:01) Top ShotPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) Unsolved MysteryAmerican PickersAmerican PickersPickerPickerPicker SistersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersReba (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) Big TimeSponge.FamilyMy WifeGeorgeGeorgeFriendsFriends’70s’70sGeorgeGeorgeFriendsFriendsChrisChris’70s’70sMy WifeMy WifeMatters TBANannyNanny (SPIKE) AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionUFC 135RepoAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionRepoRepoEntouWays PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “League of Extra. Gentlemen” ›› “Hostel Part II” (2007, Horror) AlphasStargate SG-1 (S) Paranormal Wi.Stargate Atlantis › “I Am Omega” (2007) Geoff Mead PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) CrossPottersBehindJ. MeyerJ. HageeJust Praise the Lord (CC) ACLJFacingFull ChangPraise the Lord (CC) Miracles ArndNelsonWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ›› “Nothing to Lose” (1997) Martin Lawrence, Tim Robbins. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:15) “Ghosts -- Italian Style”
›››› “Lust for Life” (1956) Kirk Douglas.Van Gogh meets Gauguin. (:15) ›››› “Paths of Glory” (1957, War) Kirk Douglas, Ralph Meeker. (CC)
››› “Last Train From Gun Hill” (1959) (CC) (:45) ›› “The Devil’s Disciple” (1959) Burt Lancaster. (:15) ››› “Town Without Pity” (1961) Kirk Douglas, E.G. Marshall. (CC) (:15) ››› “TwoWeeks in Another Town” (1962) Kirk Douglas. (CC) (TLC) What Not to WearWhat Not to WearWhat Not to WearBig HairBig HairWhat Not to WearWhat Not to WearBig HairBig HairWhat Not to WearPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidFour
MCWThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) All in the Family All in the Family M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Home Improve. Boston Legal “Hired
Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (VS) Adv. SportsMinor League Baseball (N) (Live) TalkWorld Extreme CagefightingTalkHeads-Up PokerPaidProstatePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny Videos30 Rock30 RockMotherMotherNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkDeathDharmaDharmaPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (4:45) ›› “Hereafter” (2010) (CC) The Strange History of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell (S) (CC) Mayweather REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (N) (:15) ››› “Unstoppable” (2010) Denzel Washington. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Katie Morgan (:25) ››› “The People vs. Larry Flynt” (1996) Woody Harrelson.‘R’ (CC) REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) (:40) ››› “Out of Sight” (1998) George Clooney. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) “Toys” (MAX) “The Ring” (S) (:45) ›› “The A-Team” (2010) Liam Neeson. Former Special Forces soldiers form a rogue unit.
›› “Due Date” (2010) Robert Downey Jr. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Skin to the Max Chemistry (S) (:45) Strike Back (S) (CC) Lingerie “Sheer Delight” A compilation of episodes from season 2. (S) (CC)
››› “Road to Perdition” (2002, Crime Drama) Tom Hanks. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (Off Air) (SHOW) (5:00) ›› “Before and After” Living for 32 (iTV) (S) (CC) Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV) Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV) Web Therapy Web Therapy › “I Hate Valentine’s Day” (2009) Nia Vardalos.‘PG-13’ “Women vs. Men” (2002) Paul Reiser. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
“Brotherhood” (2010) Trevor Morgan. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:20) › “The Caller” (2008) Frank Langella.‘PG-13’ ›› “The Switch” (2010) ‘PG-13’(CC) (TMC) (5:00) ›› “Smile” (2005) (S) ››› “Skin” (2008, Drama) Sophie Okonedo, Sam Neill. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
“Saving God” (2008) Ving Rhames. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Pitch Black” (2000, Science Fiction) Radha Mitchell. (S) ‘R’ (:35) “Alien Raiders” (2008) Carlos Bernard. Premiere.‘R’ ››› “In Her Skin” (2009, Drama) Guy Pearce. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) › “The Survivor” (1998) Xavier De Cline.‘NR’ “Air Bud”
WEDNESDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 21, 2011
Mark Wahlberg. A thief
his crew plan
steal back their gold. ››› “The Italian Job” (2003) Mark Wahlberg. A thief and his crew plan to steal back their gold. Breaking Bad “Salud” (CC)
(:04) ›› “See No Evil, Hear No Evil” (1989, Comedy) Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder. Breaking Bad “Salud” (CC) Three Stooges Paid Program Paid Program (AP) ConfessionsFatal AttractionsConfessionsConfessionsConfessionsConfessionsFatal AttractionsConfessionsFatal AttractionsConfessionsConfessionsOranguEden
(BRAVO) Rachel Zoe ProjectReal HousewivesTop Chef DsrtTop Chef DsrtTop Chef DsrtReal HousewivesMatchmakerMatchmakerHappensHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidMatchmaker (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportCoca-ColaFord: RebuildingAmerican GreedMad MoneyCoca-ColaAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) Anderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperJohn King, USAPiers MorganAnderson CooperJohn King, USAPiers MorganBusiness TodayAM:Wake Up CallAmerican Morning (COM) 30 Rock30 RockChapChapSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkSouth PkDailyColbertSouth PkWork.DailyColbert(:02) › “Superhero Movie” (2008) (CC) SunnyComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid
(DISC) Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) BrothersBrothersSons of Guns (S) BrothersBrothersSons of Guns (S) Area 51 (S) (CC) PaidPaidTelePaidPaidPaidTriVitaPaid
(DISN) Good RandomWizards ›› “Little Manhattan” (CC) Good RandomWizardsFish WizardsWizardsHannahHannahDeckDeckPhineasPhineas and FerbMoversTimmyJungle“Disney Princess” (E!) E! News (N) Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialTrue HollywoodChelseaE! NewsChelseaE! SpecialChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(ESPN) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (CC) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (CC) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) MLB Baseball Teams TBA.(CC) SportsCenterSportsCenter
(ESPN2) NFL Live (N) (CC) 2011 World Series of Poker 2011 World Series of Poker SportsNation (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) NFL Live (CC) X Games 17 All-Access Review (N) SportsCenter (N) (CC)
(EWTN)
SportsCenter (CC) SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)
(NICK) Big TimeSponge.FamilyMy WifeGeorgeGeorgeFriendsFriends’70s’70sGeorgeGeorgeFriendsFriendsChrisChris’70s’70sMy
TBANannyNanny (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed (S) UFC Unleashed (N) The Ultimate Fighter (N) BlueBlueThe Ultimate Fighter (N) BlueBlueEntouWays PaidPaidVacuumPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (N) Paranormal Wi.Ghost Hunters (S) Paranormal Wi.Stargate SG-1 (S) Stargate Atlantis ›› “Dragonquest” (2009, Fantasy) PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) Billy GrahamBehindDavid J.MinisY’r DayPraise the Lord (CC) EasterDupl’tisHistoryChangPraise the Lord (CC) BibleAgainstConWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Meet the Browns Meet the Browns House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne Conan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ›› “Prime” (2005, Romance-Comedy) Meryl Streep, Uma Thurman. MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:30) “Tammy and the Bachelor” (CC)
››› “James Dean: Forever Young” (2005) Premiere. (:45) ›››› “East of Eden” (1955, Drama) James Dean, Julie Harris, Raymond Massey. (CC)
››› “Rebel Without a Cause” (1955) James Dean, Natalie Wood. (CC)
›››› “Giant” (1956, Drama) Elizabeth Taylor, Rock Hudson. George Stevens’ Oscar-winning portrait of feuding Texans. (CC) Now Playing “Our Vines Have Tender Grapes” (TLC) Smallest ManPregnantPregnantHoard-BuriedExtreme CouponHoard-BuriedExtreme CouponPregnantPregnantSmallest ManPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidFour Weddings (S) (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) The Mentalist (S) The Mentalist (S) ››› “300” (2007) Gerard Butler. CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Rizzoli & IslesLaw & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Angel “Hellbound” (TOON) JohnnyHoleDudeDestroyKing-HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Family Guy (CC) ChickenAqua SquidbillAmer.Amer.Family Guy (CC) ChickenAweSquidbillKing-HillKing/HillLooneyBen 10 (TRAV) FoodFoodFoodFoodMan v Man v FoodFoodFoodFoodMan v Man v FoodFoodFoodFoodFoodFoodPaidPaidCashPaidCashPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...RepoRepoRepoRepoHogan: MCWSwampSwampRepoRepoRepoRepoHogan: MCWSwampSwampThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidKitchen (TVLAND) All in the Family All in the Family M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Raymond Raymond Happily Divorced Retired at 35 The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Happily Divorced Retired at 35
“Internal Affairs” (S) (CC)
“Mind Games” (S) (CC) (:01) NCIS A missing staff sergeant. (12:01) NCIS “Switch” (S) (CC) (:01) ›› “Into the Sun” (2005, Action) Steven Seagal, Matthew Davis. (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (VS) Adv. SportsAdv. Sports › “Bloodsport” (1988) Donald Gibb Talk › “Bloodsport” (1988) Donald Gibb TalkAdv. SportsPaintPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (WGN-A) Funny Videos30 Rock30 RockMotherMotherNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkDeathDharmaDharmaPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
PREMIUM CHANNELS
(HBO) (5:30) ›› “Torque” (2004) REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) ›› “Edge of Darkness” (2010, Suspense) Mel Gibson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Mayweather Mel Brooks and Dick Cavett ››› “Secretary” (2002, Drama) James Spader. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) “Deadly Impact” (2009) Sean Patrick Flanery. (S) ‘NR’
(:05) ›› “The Guilty” (2000, Suspense) Bill Pullman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (MAX) (4:50) “Terminator 2: Judgment Day” (:15) ›› “Going the Distance” (2010) Drew Barrymore. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Inception” (2010, Science Fiction) Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Chemistry (S)
Skin to the Max › “My Soul to Take” (2010, Horror) Max Thieriot, John Magaro. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:20) ›› “Basic” (2003) John Travolta. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Coal Miner’s Daughter” (1980, Biography) Sissy Spacek.‘PG’ (CC) (SHOW) “Glorious” “Talihina Sky:The Story of Kings of Leon” (2011) ‘NR’ Inside the NFL (iTV) (N) (S) (CC) Inside NASCAR Weeds (iTV) (S) Inside the NFL (iTV) (S) (CC) Inside NASCAR “Thirst” (2008, Drama) Lacey Chabert. iTV.‘R’ Jim Jefferies: Alcoholocaust - Live (:05) Nick DiPaolo: Raw Nerve (CC)
››› “Paris, Texas” (1984, Drama) Harry Dean Stanton, Nastassja Kinski. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) “Ed Wood” (TMC) (5:15) ›› “(Untitled)” (2009) (S) ‘R’
››› “Outsourced” (2006, Comedy) Josh Hamilton. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
“Night of the Demons” (2009) Monica Keena.‘R’ (:35) ››› “Kaboom” (2010) Thomas Dekker.‘NR’ (12:05) ››› “Inglourious Basterds” (2009, War) Brad Pitt, Mélanie Laurent. (S) ‘R’
(:40) “The Penthouse” (2009) Rider Strong. Premiere.‘R’ (:15) › “Multiple Sarcasms” (2010, Drama) Timothy Hutton. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
THURSDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 22, 2011
Grit” (1969, Western) John Wayne. A one-eyed marshal and a Texas Ranger aid a vengeful teen. (CC)
››› “Blazing Saddles” (1974, Comedy) Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder. (CC)
›› “History of the World: Part I” (1981) Mel Brooks, Dom DeLuise. (CC) Paid Program TriVita Nopalea (AP) River MonstersSwamp Wars (S) Hillbilly Handfishin’Tanked (S) (CC) Swamp Wars (S) Hillbilly Handfishin’Tanked (S) (CC) River MonstersSwamp Wars (S) Hillbilly Handfishin’Tanked (S) (CC) OranguEden (BRAVO) Real HousewivesMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerReal HousewivesMatchmakerMatchmakerMatchmakerHappensHappensPaidPaidPaidPaidTabatha’s Salon (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportTrash Inc:TheMob Money:American GreedMad MoneyMob Money:American GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) John King, USA (N) Anderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperJohn King, USAPiers MorganAnderson CooperJohn King, USAPiers MorganBusiness TodayAM:Wake Up CallAmerican Morning (COM) 30 Rock30 RockFturamaFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkTosh.0DailyColbertThe Comedy Central RoastDailyColbert(:32) Sinbad:Where U Been?SunnyComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid
(DISC) Is It Possible? (S) Is It Possible? (S) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) Is It Possible? (S) Is It Possible? (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(DISN) ANT Good Shake It Up! (CC) RandomPhineasANT Good RandomFish WizardsWizardsHannahHannahDeckDeckPhineasPhineas and FerbMoversTingaJungleChugLittle
(E!) E! News (N) E Spec.E Spec.E! SpecialIce-CocoIce-CocoChelseaE! NewsChelseaIce-CocoIce-CocoChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(ESPN) Audibles (N) (Live) College Football North Carolina State at Cincinnati. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) Baseball TonightSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) College FootballSportsCenterSportsCenter
(ESPN2) WNBA Basketball Playoff:Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) WNBA Basketball Playoff:Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) SportsNation (CC) NFL Live (N) (CC) 2011 World Series of Poker 2011 World Series of Poker SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)
(EWTN) Daily MassThe World Over (N) CrossingRosaryLife on the RockDefendWomen Daily MassWorld Over LiveOctavaSaintsCarriganEuchaThreshold of HopeLiving TheOriginal Choices
(FAM) ›› “Dennis the Menace” (1993) ›› “Richie Rich” (1994, Comedy) The 700 ClubWhose?Whose?PaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidTriVitaMinisLifeJ. MeyerChang
(FSN) Due Twins MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Minnesota Twins. Twins Due Boys in BaseballWorld Poker Tour:Dan PatrickPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(FX) MotherMotherTwo Two Two Two SunnyArcherSunnyArcherArcherSunnySunnyArcherPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) PGA Tour Golf The Tour Championship, First Round. From East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta. Golf Central (N) (Live) Big Break Golf Central Special Golf Solheim Cup, Day One. From Ireland. (N) (Live) Golf Solheim Cup, Day One. (N) (Live) (HGTV) HuntersHouseHouseFirst Pla.SellingSellingHouseHuntersHouse HuntersSellingSellingHouseHuntersHouse HuntersHouseFirst Pla.PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidWeek
(HIST) Modern MarvelsAncient AliensAncient AliensAncient Aliens (N) UFO Files (CC) Ancient AliensAncient AliensAncient Aliens(:01) UFO FilesPaidMomsSPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) Project RunwayProject RunwayProject Runway (N) (CC) (:32) Dance MomsRussianProject RunwayProject Runway (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (NICK) Big TimeSponge.FamilyMy WifeGeorgeGeorgeFriendsFriends’70s’70sGeorgeGeorgeFriendsFriendsChrisChris’70s’70sMy WifeMy WifeMatters TBANannyNanny (SPIKE) UFC Unleashed (S) UFC Unleashed (S) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (S) (CC) (:02) “Damage” (2009, Action) Steve Austin. (S) GTTVEntouEntouWays WarPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) “Odysseus” ››› “Troy” (2004, Adventure) Brad Pitt, Eric Bana. (CC) “Cerberus” (2005) Greg Evigan. Stargate SG-1 (S) Stargate Atlantis“Riddles of the Sphinx” (2008) Early Edition (S) PaidPaid (TBN) GoodPottersBehindOsteenMinisHoustonPraise the Lord (CC) Holy EvidJeffreyChangPraise the Lord (CC) Turning PointRonLuceWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy Family Guy Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) › “Son of the Mask” (2005, Comedy) Jamie Kennedy, Alan Cumming. (CC)
MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ››› “White Heat”
›› “The Ballad of the Sad Cafe” (1991, Drama) Vanessa Redgrave. (CC)
›› “The Deceivers” (1988) Pierce Brosnan, Saeed Jaffrey. Premiere.
›› “The Perfect Murder” (1989, Drama) Stoney Jackson. Premiere. Street Musicians of Bombay (:15) Sweet Sounds ››› “A Song to Remember” (1945) Paul Muni, Merle Oberon. (CC)
›› “Journal of a Crime” (1934) (CC) (TLC) LA Ink (S) (CC) Lottery ChangedUndercover BossPrison Diaries (N) Undercover BossPrison Diaries (S) Lottery ChangedLA Ink (S) (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidFour Weddings (S) (TNT) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Franklin & BashLaw & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Angel (S) (CC) (TOON) MADAdvenRegularProblemKing-HillKing-HillAmer.Amer.Fam
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(HBO) (5:30) › “Vampires Suck” (2010) ››› “Avatar” (2009, Science Fiction) Sam Worthington, Voice of Zoe Saldana. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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(12:55) ›› “Machete” (2010) Danny Trejo.‘R’(CC) (:45) ›› “Federal Protection” (2001, Drama) Armand Assante. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Def Comedy ›› “Shadrach” (1998) ‘PG-13’(CC) (MAX) (5:15) “She’s Out of My League” ‘R’
››› “Big Stan” (2007, Action) Rob Schneider, David Carradine. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Losers” (2010) Jeffrey Dean Morgan.‘PG-13’
(:40) Sin City Diaries “Luck is a Lady” Hotel guests live out their fantasies. (S) (CC)
›› “George A. Romero’s Land of the Dead” (2005) ‘R’
(:35) ››› “Big Stan” (2007, Action) Rob Schneider. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Smilla’s Sense of Snow” (1997) Julia Ormond. (SHOW) (:15) › “The Six Wives of Henry Lefay” (2008, Comedy) Tim Allen.‘PG-13’ Web Therapy The Big C (iTV) Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV)
›› “Remember Me” (2010) Robert Pattinson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (2010) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:05) “Forget Me Not” (2010, Romance) Gemma Jones. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(12:50) › “T.N.T.” (1998) Olivier Gruner. Premiere.‘R’ (:25) “Bare Knuckles” (2009) Martin Kove.‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Accidents Happen” (2009) Geena Davis.‘R’ (CC) “Mostly Martha”
“A Beautiful Life” (2008) Jesse Garcia.‘NR’ (CC) Pauly Shore and Friends (CC) ›› “Justice” (1999, Suspense) Charles Durning.‘R’ (:15) “Hurricane Season” (2009, Drama) Forest Whitaker. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:30) “Deadline” (2009) ‘R’
(AMC) (5:00) › “Stigmata” (1999) (CC) ›› “The Village” (2004, Suspense) Bryce Dallas Howard, Joaquin Phoenix. Premiere. (CC) ›› “The Exorcism of Emily Rose” (2005, Horror) Laura Linney,Tom Wilkinson. (CC)
›› “The Village” (2004, Suspense) Bryce Dallas Howard, Joaquin Phoenix, Adrien Brody. (CC)
› “Stigmata” (1999, Suspense) Patricia Arquette, Gabriel Byrne. (CC) Backstory The Rifleman The Rifleman (AP) Hillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’Hillbilly Handfishin’Big CatBig Cat (BRAVO) MatchmakerMatchmaker ›› “National Treasure” (2004) Nicolas Cage. ›› “National Treasure” (2004) Nicolas Cage. MatchmakerMatchmakerPaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/Atl. (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportMexico’s Drug War60 Minutes onAmerican GreedMad Money60 Minutes onAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) John King, USA (N) Anderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperJohn King, USAPiers MorganAnderson CooperJohn King, USAPiers MorganBusiness TodayPiers MorganSaturday Morn. (COM) 30 Rock30 RockTosh.0Tosh.0Ron White: FixThe Comedy Central RoastSouth PkSouth PkChapEddie Griffin:You Can TellRon White: FixSouth PkComedyComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid
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(FAM) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosThe 700 ClubWhose?Whose?PaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 ClubPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(FSN) MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians. (Live) Twins WildJerry KillVikingsAction Sports MLB Baseball: Twins at Indians PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(FX) MotherMotherMotherMother ›› “Death Race” (2008, Action) Jason Statham. ›› “The Transporter 2” (2005) LouiePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
(GOLF) PGA Tour Golf The Tour Championship, Second Round. From East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta. Golf Solheim Cup, Day One. From Ireland. European PGA Tour Golf Austrian GolfOpen, Second Round. Golf Solheim Cup, Day Two. From Ireland. (N) (Live) Golf Solheim Cup, Day Two. (N) (Live)
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(LIFE) Unsolved MysteryReba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Against the WallReba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) Reba (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidTriVitaPaidTriVita
(NICK) Big TimeSponge.Sponge.BucketGeorgeGeorgeFriendsFriends’70s’70sGeorgeGeorgeFriendsFriendsChrisChris’70s’70sMy WifeMy WifeMatters TBAJimmyPlanet (SPIKE) Gangland (CC) (:07) Gangland (S) (:14) Gangland (S) (CC) (:21) Gangland (S) (:29) Gangland (S) (:36) Gangland (S) (:44) Gangland (S) (CC) (1:52) Gangland (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) (4:00) “Troy” (CC) WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Haven (N) AlphasHavenBeing HumanStargate Atlantis“Dungeons & Dragons: Dragon God”TalesPaidPaid (TBN) Sup.PottersBehindLindseyJeffreyPraisePraise the Lord (CC) IncreasLife FoClementChangJourney of LightCelebrityXtremeImpactThe StoriesStoryCherubPaha (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S)
›› “Sahara” (2005, Adventure) Matthew McConaughey, Steve Zahn, Penélope Cruz. (CC)
›› “Sahara” (2005, Adventure) Matthew McConaughey, Steve Zahn, Penélope Cruz. (CC)
›› “Guess Who” (2005, Comedy) Bernie Mac, Ashton Kutcher. MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) Some of the Best MGM productions.
››› “King Solomon’s Mines” (1950) Deborah Kerr, Stewart Granger. (CC)
›› “Boy on a Dolphin” (1957, Adventure) Alan Ladd, Sophia Loren.
›› “The Golden Mask” (1953, Adventure) Van Heflin, Eric Portman.
›› “Five on the Black Hand Side” (1973, Drama) (:45) › “Sweet Jesus, Preacher Man” (1973) Roger E. Mosley,William Smith. Gang Boy
›› “College Coach” (1933) (TLC) Four Weddings (S) Say YesSay YesSay YesSay YesFour Weddings (N) Say YesSay YesFour Weddings (S) Say YesSay YesFour Weddings (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidMomsSPaidPaid (TNT) Law & Order (S) “Fast and Furious-Drift”
››› “V for Vendetta” (2006) Natalie Portman. (:45)
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›› “Batman Forever” (1995) Val Kilmer. Premiere. Batman faces threats from the Riddler and Harvey Two-Face. The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) 3’s Company 3’s Company (USA) NCIS “Light Sleeper” (S) (CC) NCIS A distraught naval officer. (S) NCIS Senator asks Gibbs for help. (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) (:01) ››› “16 Blocks” (2006, Action) Bruce Willis, Mos Def. (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Monk “Mr.Monk Goes to the Bank” (VS) Game DangerElk FeBuckGun ItWhitetailNFL Turning PointFootball TalkNFL Turning PointGame Adv. SportsGun ItPaidProstatePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidRifles (WGN-A) Funny Videos30 Rock30 RockMotherMotherNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaFturamaSouth PkSouth PkDeathDharmaDharmaPaidPaidSingsaAdelante
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(HBO) “Cats & Dogs: Kitty Galore” ››› “Megamind” (2010) Voices of Will Ferrell. (S) ‘PG’ Boardwalk Real Time With Bill Maher (N) (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) ›› “A Perfect Getaway” (2009) Steve Zahn.‘R’ (CC) (:40) ›› “A Nightmare on Elm Street” (2010) Jackie Earle Haley.‘R’ (:20) ››› “Mulholland Dr.” (2001, Suspense) Justin Theroux, Naomi Watts. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Breaking the Huddle: Integration (MAX) (4:50) ››› “Independence Day” (1996) Will Smith. (CC) (:20) ››› “Men in Black” (1997) Tommy Lee Jones. (S) Strike Back (N) (S) (CC) Chemistry (N) Skin to the Max Strike Back (S) (:45) Coed Confidential “When Virgins Attack”Karen gets a visit; Omega House romp. (S) (CC) Femme Fatales (:20) “The Replacement Killers” (:45) ››› “The Rose” (1979, Musical) Bette Midler, Alan Bates, Frederic Forrest. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:45) The Love We Make (iTV) (:15) ›› “The Other Woman” (2009) Natalie Portman, Lisa Kudrow. iTV.‘R’ Russell Peters: Green Card Strikeforce Challenger Series Lorenz Larkin vs. Virgil Zwicker. (iTV) (N) (Live)
Inside the NFL (iTV) (S) (CC) Inside NASCAR The Love We Make (iTV) ›› “Fanboys” (2008) Sam Huntington. ‘PG-13’(CC) › “Push” (2009) Chris Evans. (CC) (TMC) (5:30) ›› “Holy Rollers” (2010) ‘R’
›› “Bandits” (2001, Comedy) Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton. (S) ‘PG-13’ (:05) “High Life” (2009) Timothy Olyphant. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “All American Orgy” (2009) Laura Silverman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (12:10) ››› “In Her Skin” (2009, Drama) Guy Pearce. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
› “The Survivor” (1998) Xavier De Cline.‘NR’ › “Equilibrium” (2002, Science Fiction) Christian Bale. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Children”
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›› “Wyatt Earp” (1994, Biography) Kevin Costner, Dennis Quaid, Gene Hackman. Portrait traces him from boy to lawman. (CC) Exterminator Exterminator Storage Wars Storage Wars (AMC) The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman The Rifleman ›››› “Shane” (1953, Western) Alan Ladd, Jean Arthur, Van Heflin. (CC) (:45) ›› “Last of the Dogmen” (1995) Tom Berenger, Barbara Hershey. A bounty hunter probes disappearances. (CC)
››› “Donnie Brasco” (1997) Al Pacino. A mob lackey unknowingly takes an FBI agent under his wing. (CC)
›› “The Exorcism of Emily Rose” (2005) Laura Linney. (AP) Wild Russia (CC) Crocodile HunterDogs 101 (CC) It’s Me or the DogConfessionsConfessionsConfessionsConfessionsConfessionsConfessionsConfessionsBad Dog! (S) (BRAVO) Housewives/Atl.Most EligibleMost EligibleTop Chef DsrtTop Chef DsrtTop Chef DsrtTop Chef DsrtRachel Zoe ProjectRachel Zoe ProjectReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal Housewives (CNBC)
PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (CNN) SaturdayGuptaCNN Saturday MorningBottomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomSituation Room (COM) PaidPaidComedyComedyComedy ››› “Shaun of the Dead” (2004) ››› “Napoleon Dynamite” (2004) ScrubsScrubsScrubsScrubs ››› “Bad Santa” (2003) (CC) “Blue Collar Comedy Tour” (DISC) PaidPaidLife ChangingAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperMan,Woman,WildMan,Woman,WildSons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) American ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican Chopper (DISN) (5:30) ››› “Cars” (2006) PiratesPhineasPhineasPhineasFish Shake It Up! (CC) WizardsWizardsGood Good Shake ItShake itPhineasPhineasPhineasPhineasGood ANT RandomShake It
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(FAM) ›› “Good Burger” (1997, Comedy) ›› “Fat Albert” (2004) Kyla Pratt ››› “The Mask” (1994, Comedy) Jim Carrey. ››› “The Parent Trap” (1998, Comedy) Lindsay Lohan. “Phineas and Ferb” ››› “Bolt” (FSN) HunterOutdoorWhitetailBowhunOutTrainerWoodsOutDW-TVFlightlineJerry KillTwins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians. (Live) College Football Teams To Be Announced. (N)
(FX) SmarterSmarterSmarter ›› “XXX: State of the Union” (2005) ›› “The Transporter 2” (2005) ›› “Death Race” (2008, Action) Jason Statham. Two Two Two Two ››› “The Incredible Hulk” (2008) (GOLF) (5:00) Golf Solheim Cup, Day Two. From Ireland. (N) (Live) PGA Tour GolfEuropean PGA Tour Golf Austrian GolfOpen, Third Round. From Atzenbrugg, Austria. (N Same-day Tape) Golf Central (N) (Live) (HGTV) OutdoorBlockMakPropertyHandymanYardYardCrashersCrashersBathBathRoom
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That Time Forgot”“Roadkill” (2011) Diarmuid Noyes. (TBN) FaithvilleMaraleeBear CharityKids DooleyWonderBugtimeAuto B.HopkinsGod GoliathIshineThe HermieCaterpillrPaws Heroes & LegendsNewsPraise the Lord (CC) (TBS) Steve Harvey Steve Harvey Yes, Dear (S) Yes, Dear (S) (:10) ›› “Runaway Bride” (1999, Romance-Comedy) Julia Roberts, Richard Gere. (CC) (:40) ›› “Guess Who” (2005, Comedy) Bernie Mac, Ashton Kutcher. (:40) ›› “The Wedding Date” (2005) Debra Messing, Dermot Mulroney. According-Jim King of Queens King of Queens Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig Bang (TCM) “College Coach” ›› “Too Many Girls” (1940) Lucille Ball. (CC) Fixer Uppers ›› “Casino Murder Case” (1935) Paul Lukas. (CC) Zorro Rides Zorro Rides
›› “Tarzan’s Fight for Life” (1958) Gordon Scott.
›››› “Ben-Hur” (1959, Historical Drama) Charlton Heston, Jack Hawkins, Stephen Boyd. Friends become bitter enemies during the time of Christ. ›››› “The Spirit of St. Louis” (1957) James Stewart. (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidMoving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Moving Up (CC) Hard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard Evidence (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) The Closer (CC) Law & Order (S) ›› “The Replacements” (2000) Keanu Reeves. ››› “The Matrix Reloaded” (2003) (CC) “Tokyo Drift” (TOON) Ben 10GeneraStarBeyPokéRedakaiBakuganJohnnyAlmostAlmostLooneyLooneyAdvenAdvenAdvenGumballGumballJohnnyJohnnyRegularRegularRegularAdvenAdven (TRAV) ScreamScreamDeep-ExtraNo ReservationNo ReservationBizarre FoodsMan v Man
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“Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” (2007, Action) Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom. Jack Sparrow’s friends join forces to save him. (CC)
›››› “Raiders of the Lost Ark” (1981, Adventure) Harrison Ford, Karen Allen. (CC) (:27) ›››
“Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom” (1984) Harrison Ford, Kate Capshaw. (CC)
“Indiana JonesLast Crusade” (VS) Outdoor ChallengeWhitetailWhitetailHuntingWhitetailBucksHuntingWinchBerettaCollege Football Cornell at Yale. (N) (Live) College Football Florida A&M at Southern. (N) (Live) (WGN-A) PaidPaidPaidPaidLaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CIMLB Baseball: Cubs at Cardinals InningLaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CI
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(HBO) ››› “Megamind” (2010) Voices of Will Ferrell. (S) ‘PG’ Boardwalk REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S)
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› “Jonah Hex” (2010) Josh Brolin. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
The Strange History of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell (S) (CC)
›› “Nanny McPhee Returns” (2010) Emma Thompson. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
››› “Megamind” (2010) Voices of Will Ferrell. (S) ‘PG’ (:15)
›› “Lottery Ticket” (2010) (CC) (MAX)
›› “Legend of the Guard- ians:The Owls of Ga’Hoole” (:40) › “Catwoman” (2004, Action) Halle Berry. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “The A-Team” (2010, Action) Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘NR’
(:45) ››› “Whip It” (2009, ComedyDrama) Ellen Page. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
“Noble Things” (2008) Brett Moses. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:40) ››› “The Hurt Locker”
(:40) ›› “Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle” (2003) Cameron Diaz.‘PG-13’ (CC) ››› “Inception” (2010, Science Fiction) Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) (5:00) › “Push” (2009) Chris Evans. Inside the NFL (iTV) (S) (CC) Inside NASCAR “Noble Things” (2008) Brett Moses. iTV. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:10) “Rebirth” (2011) The lives of five people evolve in the years after 9/11. Weeds (iTV) (S) The Big C (iTV) Web Therapy “Talihina Sky:The Story of Kings of Leon” (2011) ‘NR’
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“The Others” (2001, Suspense) Nicole Kidman, Christopher Eccleston. Premiere. ››› “The Others” (2001, Suspense) Nicole Kidman, Christopher Eccleston, Alakina Mann.
››› “Gone Baby Gone” (2007) Casey Affleck.Two investigators search for a kidnapped girl. ››› “Cape Fear” (1962, Suspense) Gregory Peck, Robert Mitchum, Polly Bergen. (CC) Mad Men “The Mountain King” (AP) Bad Dog! (CC) Too Cute! (S) Bad Dog! (S) Bad Dog! (N) (S) Bad Dog! (S) Bad Dog! (S) Too Cute! (S) Bad Dog! (CC) Lost Tapes (CC) Lost Tapes (CC) FreakFreakExtremeExtreme (BRAVO) MatchmakerMatchmaker ››› “The Bourne Supremacy” (2004) (:22) ››› “The Bourne Supremacy”To Be AnnouncedLaw Order: CIMatchmPaidPaidPaidPaidMost Eligible (CNBC) Money American GreedDebtSuze Orman ShowPrincess “Julie” American GreedSuze Orman ShowPrincess “Julie” PaidPaidHeads-Up PokerSuze Orman ShowSuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid
(CNN) CNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomCNN PresentsPiers MorganCNN NewsroomPiers MorganCNN Newsroom (COM) “Blue Collar”Jeff DunhamJeff DunhamThe Comedy Central RoastWork.Tosh.0Chap ›› “Zack and Miri Make a Porno”FturamaFturamaComedyComedyPaidPaidPaidPaid
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(ESPN) College Football Teams To Be Announced. (N) (Live) (:15) College Football Teams To Be Announced. (N) (Live) (12:15) SportsCenter (N) College FootballNFLCollege Football Teams ToBe Announced. Score
(ESPN2) College Football Teams To Be Announced. (N) (Live) (:15) College Football Teams To Be Announced. (N) (Live) NHRA Drag RacingBaseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Dollar General 300. College Football Teams ToBe Announced.
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(FSN) MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians. (Live) Twins College Football Southern Methodist at Memphis. (N Same-day Tape) VikingsSpotlightMLB Baseball: Twins at Indians MLB Baseball: Twins at Indians
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›› “Major Payne” (1995, Comedy) Damon Wayans, Karyn Parsons. (CC)
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›››› “Love Me Tonight” (1932) Maurice Chevalier. (CC) ››› “Hallelujah, I’m a Bum” (1933) Al Jolson.
››› “Hollywood Party” (1934) (CC) (:45) ›› “Evergreen” (1934, Musical Comedy) Jessie Matthews, Sonnie Hale. ›› “I Married an Angel” (1942) Jeanette MacDonald.
›› “Nana” (1934, Drama) Anna Sten, Phillips Holmes. MGM Parade
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3’s Company 3’s Company (USA) (5:01) ››› “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” (1989) Harrison Ford. (7:49) ›› “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” (2008) Harrison Ford. (CC)
›››› “Raiders of the Lost Ark” (1981, Adventure) Harrison Ford, Karen Allen. (CC) WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) Becker (CC) Wings (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Monk Monk takes up painting. (CC) (VS) FootballCollege Football Nebraska at Wyoming. (N) (Live) NFL Turning PointBull Riding PBR Wichita Invitational. Football TalkPaidPaidPaidPaidKnifeBig Fish!Rifles (WGN-A) Bones (S) (CC) Funny VideosFunny VideosNews at Nine30 RockScrubsScrubsSunnySunnySunnySunnyFturamaDeathDeath ›› “Osmosis Jones” (2001, Comedy) WorldScudder
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(HBO) (5:15) ›› “Lottery Ticket” (2010) › “Little Fockers” (2010) Robert De Niro.‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) › “Jonah Hex” (2010) Josh Brolin. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(:15) › “Little Fockers” (2010, Comedy) Robert De Niro. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
(11:55) ›› “Sex and the City 2” (2010) Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:25) ›› “It’s Complicated” (2009) Meryl Streep, Steve Martin. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “The Sunset Limited” (2011) Samuel L. Jackson. (S) (CC) (MAX) ››› “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines” (2003) Arnold Schwarzenegger. Strike Back (S) (CC)
›› “Hatchet II” (2010, Horror) Kane Hodder.‘NR’ (CC)
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“Housewives From Another World” (S) (:40) ›› “Hatchet II” (2010) Kane Hodder. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:05) ›› “Freejack” (1992, Science Fiction) Emilio Estevez. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “Where the Wild Things Are” (SHOW) (4:40) ››› “The Hurt Locker” ‘R’
› “Push” (2009, Suspense) Chris Evans, Camilla Belle. iTV. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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(:45) “Glorious 39” (2009) Romola Garai. A mystery surrounds a British family on the eve of WWII.
››› “Two Lovers” (2008) ‘R’ (TMC) (5:15) ››› “Inglourious Basterds” (2009, War) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘R’ “Altitude” (2010, Horror) Jessica Lowndes.‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Buried Alive” (2007) Tobin Bell.‘NR’ (CC) (:10) “Altitude” (2010, Horror) Jessica Lowndes. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Buried Alive” (2007, Horror) Tobin Bell, Terence Jay. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:20) “The Rig” (2010, Action) Serah D’Laine.‘R’ (CC)
››› “La Dolce Vita” (1960) Marcello Mastroianni. (Subtitled-English) ‘NR’