The Brainerd Dispatch TV Week September 22nd 2013

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Michael J. Fox stars in "The Michael J. Fox Show," premiering Thursday on NBC.

September

Michael J. Fox draws life and career closer in NBC sitcom

By Jay Bobbin © Zap2it

No one ever can accuse Michael J. Fox of not dealing with his life head-on.

The five-time Emmy winner is following a succession of notable guest stints - on “Rescue Me” (for which he earned his most recent Emmy), “Curb Your Enthusiasm” and “The Good Wife” - by getting back into the series game full time. Premiering Thursday, Sept. 26, NBC’s “The Michael J. Fox Show” casts him as Mike Henry, a New York television reporter who shares Fox’s Parkinson’s disease and resumes his job after five years off. Mike’s return to the work force is applauded by his wife (Betsy Brandt, “Breaking Bad”) and children, particularly the daughter (Juliette Goglia) who’s documenting the situation on video for a school project. As nice as he finds it to be cheered by his fans on the streets of Manhattan, Mike still runs into personal and professional challenges that include his ongoing rivalry with “Today” host Matt Lauer (who appears in the debut episode).

“I knew that it was not anything to take lightly, and I really thought about it a lot,” says “Family Ties” and “Spin City” alum Fox of tackling weekly work again. “It was a combination of my experience on ‘The Good Wife’ and just thinking that the risks involved for the network were counterbalanced by the fact that I was a familiar quantity and that maybe people out there were ready to watch something I would do.

“Networks take bets,” Fox adds. “That’s what they do, and if they want to take a bet on me, that’s great.” This bet also encompasses Fox being an executive producer of the show along with its creators, Will Gluck (who also worked with Goglia as the director of the mov-

ies “Easy A” and “Fired Up!”) and Sam Laybourne.

Though it surely is not a humorous subject, Parkinson’s is woven into the humor of “The Michael J. Fox Show” through the main character’s experiences. The opening half-hour flashes back to a “chair incident” on the WNBC-TV news set that factored into the fictional Mike’s time off, and it also shows his mishaps in making an accidental 911 call and trying to serve his family breakfast.

“It sets up that this is the reality,” Fox reasons, “but if you watch carefully, it doesn’t dominate. It just takes its place in the universe of these characters. We wanted to set it up and deal with it, then just gradually let it come up in organic ways throughout the rest of the run of the show.

“I’ve written books and done interviews, and people know this is my take on this ... and I believe it’s broader than just Parkinson’s. Any time we have an issue or a problem, we tend to let it dictate the terms and let others describe it for us, then we go to ourselves last. I go to myself first and ask, ‘How do I feel about this?’ Well, I still feel like I have a day ahead of me, with things to do and places to go.”

Fox notes that in adding in “interactions with people that I love and people that I don’t love, I need to navigate all of that. If (Parkinson’s) is not holding me back, or if there are ways to go around it, I’m obliged to do that and get on with my life.”

Still, “The Michael J. Fox Show” is not intended to be “preaching,” its title star explains.

“This isn’t prescriptive,” Fox says. “I’m not saying, ‘This is the way you should look at life,’ I’m saying it’s the way I look at life. Parkinson’s isn’t a member of this family; it’s just an unwanted houseguest. It only has to take up

the space it takes up. Don’t give it any more.”

Fox’s new co-stars also include two-time Tony Award winner Katie Finneran (“Promises, Promises,” “Noises Off”) as his sister and Wendell Pierce (“The Wire”) as his boss. Real-life wife Tracy Pollanwhom Fox famously met on “Family Ties” when she played girlfriend Ellen to his Alex P. Keaton - guests in a second episode airing on the show’s premiere night, and Fox found it “really cool” to work with her while also acting with someone else portraying his spouse.

“Betsy has so got the spirit of Tracy in her performance,” Fox maintains. “She’s just got that stop-you-in-your-tracks-with-onelook thing that Tracy is so good at, and it was interesting to see Tracy watching Betsy. She plays a neighbor I get fixated on, and it was interesting to play potentially cheating on my TV wife with my real wife!”

In the same week “The Michael J. Fox Show” starts, Fox has his third Emmy bid for his recurring role on CBS’ “The Good Wife” as Louis Canning, the canny attorney who tries to foil frequent opponent Alicia Florrick (Julianna Margulies) by using his physical disorder to win sympathy from judges and juries.

“I’m open” to returning to that series, Fox confirms, though his own show obviously is his first priority now. “I have an allowance to do it, if the schedule and the scripts permit. I enjoy that show so much; working with Julianna, it’s just an amazing experience. It deserves to get performers who care about what they do, because the writers care so much about what they do. It’s only fair.”

Betsy Brandt and Michael J. Fox star in “The Michael J. Fox Show,” premiering Thursday on NBC.

ACROSS

1. Role on “How I Met Your Mother” (2)

9. 1981 Julie Andrews film

10. “Sesame Street” fellow

11. Hot Lips Houlihan’s title: abbr.

13. Fabric weave with diagonal parallel ribs

15. Resident of a Middle East nation

17. “Death of a __”; story of Willy Loman

18. Word in the title of Howie Mandel’s game show

20. “__ All Night”

21. “Much __ About Nothing”

23. Refrain syllable

24. Delaney or Kardashian

25. “Up in the __”; 2009 George Clooney film

26. Actress Ekberg’s initials

29. Initials for Ms. Somers

30. Actor on “NCIS”

34. Poem about rustic life

36. 1979 Sigourney Weaver movie

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5. Liza’s initials

6. “Indiana Jones and the Temple of __”

7. “__ __ old cowhand from the Rio Grande ...”

8. Fabray, to friends

9. Actress on “Castle” (2)

12. Actor on “The Big Bang Theory” (2)

14. “Harry’s __” (2011-12)

16. “__ About You”

19. Cartoon pooch

20. Author Leon __

22. Initials for Felix Unger’s roommate

23. Casual farewell

27. Mid-seventh-century year

28. “The King and I” star

30. Legendary story

31. Skelton’s Kadiddlehopper

32. The Cowardly Lion’s portrayer

33. Not at all spicy

35. One of the Seven Dwarfs

37. Special-order shoe

40. Carney’s initials

41. Short-distance radio, for short

38. Rollaway

39. “__ Dawn I Die”; James Cagney film

42. “__ Miserables”

43. “Golden Boy” actor (2)

1. “Get __”; 2009 movie for Robert Duvall

2. Wading bird

3. Shout

4. Molinaro or Michaels

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PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

AUTO RACING

Sunday

8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower

TV

9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks!

Water/methanol kit for a ’05 Dodge Ram 2500 diesel.

9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar

Custom fenders for ’69 Olds Cutlass.

12:00 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Countdown (Live) (ESPN2) American Le Mans Series Racing Circuit of the Americas. (Taped)

1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Sylvania 300. From New Hampshire Motor Speedway in Loudon, N.H. (Live)

3:30 p.m. % Global Rallycross Championship. From Charlotte, N.C. (Live)

7:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing AAA Texas FallNationals. From Dallas. (Same-day Tape)

10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Sylvania 300. From New Hampshire Motor Speedway in Loudon, N.H. (Same-day Tape)

Tuesday

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Wednesday

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Thursday

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Friday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: AAA 400, Qualifying. From Dover International Speedway in Dover, Del. (Live)

Saturday

6:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil Series. From Dallas. (Taped)

7:00 a.m. (MSC) 3 Wide Life

The top NASCAR teams and drivers.

8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower

TV A Nissan 240 SX becomes a 240/LS.

9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks! Improving the shifting in a ’06 GMC Sierra; new paint.

9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar

Custom fuel-tank mounting; protecting a vehicle’s finish.

1:00 p.m. _ Lucas Oil Off Road Racing From Sparks, Nev. (Taped)

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Dover 200. From Dover International Speedway in Dover, Del. (Live)

2:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing AAA Insurance Midwest Nationals, Qualifying. From Madison, Ill. (Same-day Tape)

BASEBALL

Sunday

12:00 p.m. (TBS) MLB Baseball

(Live)

1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Atlanta Braves at Chicago Cubs. From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Live)

2:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Oakland Athletics.

From O.co Coliseum in Oakland, Calif. (Live)

4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) 10th Inning

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live) (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) St. Louis Cardinals at Milwaukee Brewers. From Miller Park in Milwaukee. (Live)

1:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Oakland Athletics. From O.co Coliseum in Oakland, Calif.

Monday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Oakland Athletics.

From O.co Coliseum in Oakland, Calif.

3:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.

Tuesday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.

Wednesday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.

1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Pittsburgh Pirates at Chicago Cubs.

From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Live)

4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) 10th Inning

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.

Thursday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

8:30 a.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)

9:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live) (MSC) Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.

Saturday

11:00 a.m. / MLB Player Poll Current players vote and comment on game’s best in a variety of categories.

11:30 a.m. ) / MLB Pregame (Live)

12:00 p.m. ) / MLB Baseball

2:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

interviews with Dean Smith, Mike Krzyzewski, Michael Jordan, James Worthy, Charlie Scott, Grant Hill, Johnny Dawkins and Christian Laettner.

Monday

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA First Round, Game 3: Teams TBA. (If necessary). (Live)

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Basketball

FIBA EuroBasket 2013, Gold Medal Game: Teams TBA. From Ljubljana, Slovenia. (Taped)

Tuesday

7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA First Round, Game 3: Teams TBA. (If necessary). (Live)

Thursday

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Eastern Conference Final, Game 1: Teams TBA. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Western Conference Final, Game 1: Teams TBA. (Live)

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly

FOOTBALL

Sunday

6:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College Football Final

7:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL

8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Colin’s New Football Show (Live)

9:00 a.m. (ESPN) Sunday NFL Countdown (Live)

10:00 a.m. + Vikings GamePlan Vikings radio Play-byPlay man Paul Allen gives viewers an inside look at what to expect in the upcoming game.

(ESPN2) Fantasy Football

Now Host Robert Flores and analysts Matthew Berry, Tim Hasselbeck, Stephania Bell and Sara Walsh. (Live)

(MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentarystyle Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.

10:30 a.m. _ WCCO-TV Tailgate Show

(MSC) Vikings Game Plan

Heinz Field in Pittsburgh. (Live)

Monday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.

9:00 a.m. (MSC) LouisianaMonroe at Baylor.

1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime Trey Wingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge. (Live)

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)

(MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentarystyle Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (Live)

5:30 p.m. (ESPN) Monday Night Countdown With host Chris Berman and analysts Mike Ditka, Tom Jackson, Keyshawn Johnson, Cris Carter, Chris Mortensen, Stuart Scott, Adam Schefter and Steve Young. (Live)

7:25 p.m. (ESPN) Oakland Raiders at Denver Broncos. From Sports Authority Field at Mile High in Denver. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime Trey Wingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge.

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Films

Presents

3:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Taped)

Tuesday

1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime Trey Wingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge.

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) Mike and Mike’s Best of the NFL Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic discuss NFL action from the previous week’s games.

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (Live)

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live) (MSC) Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.

Friday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live

9:00 a.m. (MSC) Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live)

3:30 p.m. ) MLB Player Poll

Current players vote and comment on game’s best in a variety of categories.

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live) (WGN-A) Chicago Cubs at St. Louis Cardinals. From Busch Stadium in St. Louis. (Live)

8:45 p.m. (WGN-A) 10th Inning

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

BASKETBALL

Sunday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA First Round, Game 2: Teams TBA. (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA First Round, Game 2: Teams TBA. (Live)

5:30 a.m. (HBO) Battle for Tobacco Road: Duke vs. Carolina A history of the college basketball rivalry features

11:00 a.m. _ The NFL Today Host James Brown; with Boomer Esiason, Dan Marino, Shannon Sharpe and Bill Cowher. (Live) ) / FOX NFL Sunday (Live)

12:00 p.m. _ Regional Coverage. Houston Texans at Baltimore Ravens or Cleveland Browns at Minnesota Vikings or San Diego Chargers at Tennessee Titans. (Live) / Green Bay Packers at Cincinnati Bengals. From Paul Brown Stadium in Cincinnati. (Live)

3:00 p.m. ) Atlanta Falcons at Miami Dolphins. From Sun Life Stadium in Miami. (Live) / FOX NFL Postgame (Live)

3:25 p.m. _ Regional Coverage. Buffalo Bills at New York Jets or Jacksonville Jaguars at Seattle Seahawks or Indianapolis Colts at San Francisco 49ers. (Live)

6:00 p.m. + Football Night in America Bob Costas and others recap the day’s NFL highlights. (Live)

7:20 p.m. + Chicago Bears at Pittsburgh Steelers. From

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.

Wednesday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live) (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentarystyle Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

8:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL

10:15 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL

PLAYING FIELD HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Films

Presents

Thursday

8:00 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)

2:30 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College

Football Live (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) College

Football Live (Live)

6:30 p.m. (ESPN) Virginia Tech at Georgia Tech. (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Virginia Tech at Georgia Tech.

Friday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College

Football Live (Live)

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill

5:00 p.m. (MSC) The New College Football Show 2013

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Kickoff (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) College

Football Live (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Utah State at San Jose State. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Utah State at San Jose State.

Saturday

7:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL

7:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Matchup

8:00 a.m. (ESPN) College

GameDay Chris Fowler, Lee Corso, Kirk Herbstreit and Desmond Howard provide game angles, previews and analysis. (Live)

11:00 a.m. % Teams TBA.

(Live) + Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentarystyle Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.

7 SEC Game of the Week:

Teams TBA. (Live)

(ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams TBA.

(Live)

2:00 p.m. _ College Football

Today (Live)

(ESPN) (ESPN2) College Football Scoreboard (Live)

(MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill

2:30 p.m. % _ (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live) + Oklahoma at Notre Dame.

(Live)

5:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)

5:30 p.m. ) / FOX College

Saturday Insights and opin-

ions on the day’s top games. (Live) (ESPN2) College Football Scoreboard (Live)

6:00 p.m. ) / College Football (Live) (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)

7:00 p.m. % Teams TBA. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Scoreboard (Live)

8:15 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)

9:00 p.m. + Vikings Special (ESPN2) College Football Scoreboard (Live)

9:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)

(MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentarystyle Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.

10:00 p.m. (MSC) College Football Postgame Show

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College Football Final (Live)

1:30 a.m. (ESPN) College Football Final

1:32 a.m. + Vikings GamePlan Vikings radio Play-byPlay man Paul Allen gives viewers an inside look at what to expect in the upcoming game.

GOLF

Sunday

7:00 a.m. (GOLF) Lindt Italian Open, Final Round. From Turin, Italy. (Live)

10:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

11:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Tour Championship, Final Round. From East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta. (Live)

11:30 a.m. + President’s Cup Special

12:00 p.m. + The Tour Championship, Final Round. From East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta. (Live)

(GOLF) Playing Lessons Harris English discusses plugged bunker lies, negotiating flier lies and improving ball striking.

12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons Ian Poulter shares short-game secrets.

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons In-depth instruction and analysis from Natalie Gulbis.

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons Rickie Fowler discusses his meteoric rise to golf stardom.

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons Graeme McDowell discusses the improvements that have helped him become one of golf’s top players.

2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons Tommy Gainey discusses controlling ball flight and hitting a consistent draw off the tee.

3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons Kevin Streelman shares the fundamentals that have made him one of the sport’s best drivers.

3:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons Lexi Thompson discusses her career aspirations.

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons Former Masters champion talks about the feeling of wearing the Green Jacket.

4:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons Two-time LPGA winner shares tips to her Europeanstyle short game.

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Pacific Links Hawaii Championship, Final Round. From Kapolei, Hawaii. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Tour Championship, Final Round. From East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta.

11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

cusses controlling ball flight and hitting a consistent draw off the tee.

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Tom Lehman discusses his career and shares advice given to him by John Wooden.

9:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Ben Crenshaw.

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty Tom Lehman discusses his career and shares advice given to him by John Wooden.

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty Ben Crenshaw.

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Tuesday

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Performance Institute Exercises for lower

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Greatest Rounds A head-to-head playoff leads to an agreement on the outcome.

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

Wednesday

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel

Academy

12:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Junior PGA Championship Highlights

Tyler McDaniel and Amy Lee.

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center

3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty David Duval.

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Feherty

Keegan Bradley.

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

(Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly Highlights and previews of the European Golf Tour.

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) School of Golf

(MSC) Midwest Classic Golf Virtual tours of the Midwest’s best golf destinations.

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) On the Range

8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break

NFL NFL legends join this season’s competitors to try to earn tour exemptions.

9:00 p.m. (GOLF) On the Range

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break

NFL NFL legends join this season’s competitors to try to earn tour exemptions.

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) On the Range

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions

Tour Learning Center

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Thursday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Classic Golf Virtual tours of the Midwest’s best golf destinations.

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts

7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Web.com Tour Championship, First Round. From Dye’s Valley Course, Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla.

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

11:30 p.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

12:30 a.m. (GOLF) Feherty Keegan Bradley.

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Friday

7:30 a.m. (GOLF) Alfred Dunhill Links Championship, Second Round. From St. Andrews, Scotland. (Live)

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Alfred Dunhill Links Championship, Second Round. From St. Andrews, Scotland.

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Web.com

Tour Championship, Second Round. From Dye’s Valley Course, Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Nature Valley First Tee Open, First Round. From Pebble Beach Golf Links, Monterey Peninsula, Calif. (Live)

7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Web.com

Tour Championship, Second Round. From Dye’s Valley Course, Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla.

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

11:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Nature Valley First Tee Open, First Round. From Pebble Beach Golf Links, Monterey Peninsula, Calif.

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

4:30 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Saturday

7:30 a.m. (GOLF) Alfred Dunhill Links Championship, Third Round. From St. Andrews, Scotland. (Live)

12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Lindt Italian Open, Final Round. From Turin, Italy.

2:30 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Pacific Links Hawaii Championship, Final Round. From Kapolei, Hawaii.

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Monday

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Lindt Italian Open, Final Round. From Turin, Italy.

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) The Tour Championship, Final Round. From East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta.

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons Harris English discusses plugged bunker lies, negotiating flier lies and improving ball striking.

7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Playing Lessons Tommy Gainey dis-

body stability and techniques to improve bunker play.

2:30 p.m. (GOLF) Performance Institute Exercises to help isolate the upper body from the lower body; using eyes to determine green speeds.

3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Pacific Links Hawaii Championship, Final Round. From Kapolei, Hawaii.

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center

7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf’s Greatest Rounds A head-to-head playoff leads to an agreement on the outcome.

9:30 p.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts

10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

7:30 a.m. (GOLF) Alfred Dunhill Links Championship, First Round. From St. Andrews, Scotland. (Live)

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Classic Golf Virtual tours of the Midwest’s best golf destinations.

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Alfred Dunhill Links Championship, First Round. From St. Andrews, Scotland.

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Web.com Tour Championship, First Round. From Dye’s Valley Course, Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. (Live) (MSC) Midwest Classic Golf Virtual tours of the Midwest’s best golf destinations.

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break

NFL NFL legends join this season’s competitors to try to earn tour exemptions.

6:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Channel Academy

11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Alfred Dunhill Links Championship, Third Round. From St. Andrews, Scotland.

1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Web.com Tour Championship, Third Round. From Dye’s Valley Course, Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

5:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Nature Valley First Tee Open, Second Round. From Pebble Beach Golf Links, Monterey Peninsula, Calif. (Live)

7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Web.com Tour Championship, Third Round. From Dye’s Valley Course, Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla.

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Nature Valley First Tee Open, Second Round. From Pebble Beach Golf Links, Monterey Peninsula, Calif.

1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

1:30 a.m. (GOLF) In Play With Jimmy Roberts

Murray, Andie MacDowell. (CC)

›››› “Titanic” (1997, Historical Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Billy Zane. A woman falls for an artist aboard the ill-fated ship. (CC) Modern Dads Modern Dads Modern Dads Modern Dads Bad Ink (CC) Bad Ink (CC) Bad Ink (CC) Bad Ink (CC) Bad Ink (CC)

(AMC) Mad Men “The Fog” (CC) Mad Men (CC) Low Winter Sun (CC) Hell on Wheels (CC)

›› “Above the Law” (1988, Action) Steven Seagal, Pam Grier. (CC)

› “Exit Wounds” (2001, Action) Steven Seagal, DMX. (CC) ›› “Hard to Kill” (1990, Action) Steven Seagal, Kelly LeBrock. (CC)

›› “Shooter” (2007, Suspense) Mark Wahlberg, Michael Peña. Premiere. (CC) (AP) WeirdWeirdUntamed-UncutTo

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Fantasy Football Now (N) (Live) American Le Mans Series Racing Circuit of the Americas. (Taped)

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››› “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” (2005) Steve Carell, Catherine Keener, Paul Rudd. (CC)

›› “No Strings Attached” (2011) Natalie Portman, Ashton Kutcher, Cary Elwes. (CC) (DVS)

›› “Couples Retreat” (2009, Comedy) Vince Vaughn, Jason Bateman, Jon Favreau. (CC)

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(HBO) (5:30) ›› “Splitting Heirs” (1993) REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S)

››› “Behind the Candelabra” (2013) Michael Douglas. (S) (CC)

Beyoncé: Life Is but a Dream (S) (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) ›› “Parental Guidance” (2012, Comedy) Billy Crystal. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) ››› “Contagion” (2011) Marion Cotillard. ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Hitchcock” (2012) Anthony Hopkins, Helen Mirren. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (MAX) “We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story” ‘G’ (6:50) ›› “Trouble With the Curve” (2012) (S) ‘PG-13’

(:45) ››› “Lethal Weapon 2” (1989, Action) Mel Gibson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:45) ›› “Con Air” (1997, Action) Nicolas Cage, John Cusack. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:45) Strike Back (S) (CC)

›› “Battleship” (2012, Science Fiction) Taylor Kitsch. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:45) ›› “Dragonfly” (2002, Suspense) Kevin Costner. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Varsity Blues” (SHOW) (4:35) ›› “Die Another Day” (CC) Inside the NFL (S) (CC)

››› “War Horse” (2011) Emily Watson. A horse sees joy and sorrow during World War I. (S) 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC)

›› “Judge Dredd” (1995) Sylvester Stallone. ‘R’ (CC)

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2013 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH

›› “Step Up Revolution” (2012, Drama) Ryan Guzman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:40) ›› “Man on a Ledge” (2012) Sam Worthington. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:25) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” (2011) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:35) ›› “Die Another Day” (2002, Action) Pierce Brosnan, Halle Berry. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (:05) ››› “The Way Back” (2010, Drama) Jim Sturgess, Ed Harris, Colin Farrell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:20) › “The Reunion” (2011) John Cena. (S) ‘PG-13’

› “The Darkest Hour” (2011) Emile Hirsch. ‘PG-13’

››› “Do the Right Thing” (1989, Drama) Danny Aiello. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “How to Lose Friends”

SUNDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 22, 2013

BROADCAST

America’s Funniest Home Videos Once Upon a Time (S) (CC) Revenge “Truth” Emily is forced

KCCO (3:25) NFL Football Regional Coverage. The 65th Primetime Emmy Awards Honoring excellence in television. (N) (S Live) (CC)

WDSE Earthflight, A Nature Special Last Tango in Halifax (N) (S) (CC) Masterpiece Mystery! Mysterious military facility. (N) (S) The Bletchley Circle (CC) Keeping Up Keeping Up Last Tango in Halifax (S) (CC) (Off Air)

KAWE NewsHour Wk Common Ground Last Tango in Halifax (N) (S) (CC)

Masterpiece Mystery! Mysterious military facility. (N) (S) Outside the Box Native Report As Time Goes By Globe

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(FAM) (5:30) ››› “The Incredibles” (2004) ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides” (2011) OsteenK. ShookPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerChild

(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee FOX News SpecialStossel Huckabee FOX News SpecialStossel FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Huckabee MediaBuzz Hosted by Howard Kurtz. FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N)

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(FX) “X-Men: First” ››› “Moneyball” (2011, Drama) Brad Pitt, Jonah Hill. ››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011, Action) James McAvoy. PaidMore PaidBehind PaidHang WilliamsPaidPaidPaid

(GOLF) PGA Tour Golf PGA Tour Golf The Tour Championship, Final Round. From East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta. Golf Central European PGA Tour Golf Lindt Italian Open, Final Round. From Turin, Italy. PGA Tour Golf About Golf Golf Central Golf Central

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›› “Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself” (2009) Tyler Perry, Taraji P. Henson. (CC) (DVS)

›› “You, Me and Dupree” (2006, Comedy) Owen Wilson, Kate Hudson.

›› “Father of the Bride Part II” (1995) Steve Martin, Diane Keaton. (CC)

››› “Father of the Bride” (1991) Steve Martin, Diane Keaton. (CC) MarriedEngagement Name Is Earl (TCM) (4:45) ››› “Torn Curtain” ›››› “The 39 Steps” (1935) Robert Donat. (CC) ››› “Sabotage” (1936) Sylvia Sidney. (CC) Alfred Hitchcock (CC) (:15) ›› “The Manxman” (1929) Carl Brisson, Malcolm Keen. Premiere. (:15) ›› “Good Morning” (1959) Yoshiko Kuga, Kuniko Miyake.

››› “Please Don’t Eat the Daisies” (1960, Comedy) Doris Day. (CC) (DVS)

› “Cairo” (1942) Robert Young (TLC) Sister Wives (CC) Sister Wives (N) Sister Wives (N) Breaking: LASister Wives (CC) Breaking: LASister Wives (CC) Sister Wives (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidLivin’-Apocalypse (TNT) (5:00) “Swordfish” ›› “Lethal Weapon 4” (1998) Mel Gibson. ›› “Rules of Engagement” (2000, Drama) (CC) ›› “Young Guns” (1988) (CC) ›› “Young Guns II” (1990) (CC) Angel (S) (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) “Cloudy-Mtballs”DragonsTeenAmer.CleveFam GuyBurgersFam GuyChina, ILAqua TVVentureSuperjailFam GuyBurgersFam GuyChina, ILAqua TVVentureSuperjailAmer.CleveJerryScooby (TRAV) Food ParadiseMud People (CC) Adam Adam Making MonstersMaking MonstersAdam Adam Making MonstersMaking MonstersMud People (CC) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnConConConStorageStoragePawnPawnPawnConConConStorageStorageHair PaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls (:12) The Golden Girls (S) (CC) Golden Girls Golden Girls King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens ’70s Show ’70s Show (:12) That ’70s Show (S) (CC) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Paid Program Paid Program (USA) (4:30) ›››

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Boardwalk Empire (N) (S) (CC)

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›› “Parental Guidance” (2012, Comedy) Billy Crystal. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

(12:50) Real Time With Bill Maher (S)

(1:50) ››› “The Debt” (2010) Helen Mirren. ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Office Space” (1999) Ron Livingston. (S) ‘R’

Mak.: In Time Battle (MAX) (5:30) ›› “Varsity Blues” (1999) (:15) ›› “Tower Heist” (2011, Comedy) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Battleship” (2012, Science Fiction) Taylor Kitsch. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

Girl’s Guide (:45) “The Super Sex Program” (2013) Mary Carey. (S) (:10) Sin City Diaries (S) (CC) (1:50) ›› “They Live” (1988) Roddy Piper. ‘R’ (CC) (:25) ››› “The French Lieutenant’s Woman” (1981) Meryl Streep. ‘R’ (CC) “Crocodile” (SHOW) Dexter “Monkey in a Box” (S) (CC) Ray Donovan “Bucky F... Dent” Dexter “Remember the Monsters?” (S) Ray Donovan “Same Exactly” Ray Donovan “Same Exactly” Dexter “Remember the Monsters?” (S) Ray Donovan “Same Exactly” Dexter “Remember the Monsters?” (S) Web Therapy ››› “Richard Pryor: Omit the Logic” (2013) ‘NR’ (CC) “6 Month Rule” (2011) Blayne Weaver. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Ondine” (S) (TMC) “How to Lose Friends” ›› “Man on a Ledge” (2012) Sam Worthington. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “The Darkest Hour” (2011) Emile Hirsch. ‘PG-13’ ›› “Brüno” (2009) Sacha Baron Cohen. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Def Jam’s How to Be a Player” (1997) Bill Bellamy. (:35) › “Public Sex” (2009, Comedy) Luke Treadaway. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:25) ›› “4:44 Last Day on Earth” (2011) Willem Dafoe. (4:50) ›› “Cold Weather” (2010)

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T › “Georgia Rule” (2007) Jane Fonda. ›› “Forces of Nature” (1999) Fashion PoliceE! News

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F RENO Hannibal BuressG. Iglesias: Fluffy(12:55) ›› “Beerfest” (2006) (CC) SunnyCommunFturamaFturama (DISC) PaidRobisonJ. MeyerPaidAlmost, AwayAlmost, AwayCriminal PursuitUnusual SuspectsVaried Programs (DISN) DogGood MickeyPiratesMickeySofiaDoc HenryPiratesOctoMickeyDoc Good DogVaried Programs GravityVaried Programs Good Jessie (E!)

W Christina Aguilera True HollywoodFashion PoliceMiley CyrusE! News Sex-City ››› “Say Anything” (1989) E! SpecialFashion Police

TH ››› “Say Anything” (1989) True Hollywood StorySoupThe Getaway

F E! SpecialKardasKardasKardasKardasKardasKardasKardasKardas

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“Losing It With John Stamos,” screen.yahoo.com/ losing-it-with-john-stamos/ No, the “Necessary Roughness” star is not referring to someone misplacing an important item, unless that’s how you characterize a first sexual experience. Executive produced by Stamos and Morgan Spurlock, the comedy series uses artistic reimagining to recall celebrity memories. Among those featured are Michael Ian Black, Alan Cumming, Perez Hilton, Olivia Munn and Adam Pally.

“Tiny Commando,” screen.yahoo.com/tinycommando/

Created by Ed Helms and Jacob Fleisher, and directed by Ryan McFaul, the action comedy stars Zachary Levi as a 4-inch-tall Navy SEAL who has been tragically shrunken in a military experiment. With sidekick Mitzi (Gillian Jacobs), Tiny uses a fleet of minivehicles to fight crime and battle mortal enemy Cesar Pequeno (Helms).

BY KATE O’HARE

Inside a converted warehouse on land in Los Angeles where Howard Hughes once built aircraft, Fox’s popular “MasterChef” franchise looks to create a new generation of culinary stars.

Starting on Friday, Sept. 27, “MasterChef Junior” opens up the cooking competition to boys and girls ages 8 to 13. Like the adult amateur chefs, they will still be under the scrutiny and tutelage of chef Gordon Ramsay, restaurateur and winemaker Joe Bastianich and chef Graham Elliot.

Ramsay is known for his explosive temper, tough judgment and frequently salty language, especially on his other Fox culinary competition show, “Hell’s Kitchen.” But to listen to two of the kids involved, he’s not the one who made them nervous.

“The judges are very intimidating,” says 12-year-old Molly from Pasadena, Calif. “Gordon is scary once you see him on TV, but he’s very, very nice once you meet him, very nice, very sweet. Joe Bastianich is the scariest, most intimidating person on this entire planet. He is so scary.

“I hope my station is in the back row, so he won’t come. I hope so, because he’s so scary. I’m just hoping he likes my food.”

As for Elliot, Molly says, “Graham is like a big, fluffy teddy bear. He’s so nice. It’s like there’s a mean one, a nice one and a scary one.”

“I know the judges can be portrayed as kind of strict,” says her friend Jewels, also 12, from Manalapan, N.J., “even mean in some cases. We have to remember that’s for adults. Hopefully they’re not going to talk to us like that. We are kids.”

Even though being judged on television can be scary, the young chefs discovered it can also be a lot of fun.

“I’m just really excited to work with them,” Jewels says. “Working with them is exciting, the thought of it. They’re such prominent figures in the culinary arts, the fact that we can say, ‘Oh, hey, Graham, how are you doing this morning? Hey, Joe ... Oh, Gordon!’ You can have a conversation with them.

“It’s the coolest thing ever, to be able to hear feedback that they’re giving to you. It’s like a dream; somebody pinch me. But none of them were mean to me.”

“Joe just stares at you,” says Molly, “and you don’t want to look back.”

The show filmed back in the spring, and everyone knows it’s hard to keep a secret, especially if you’re a 12-year-old girl. But Molly has an answer all ready for her curious classmates.

“I went to Hawaii ... duh!”

Along the way, the contestants – whittled from 24 to 12 by Friday, Oct. 4 – face a cupcake challenge, a tag-team beef Wellington challenge and a downtown restaurant takeover featuring a three-course meal. The ultimate winner will take home $100,000.

IN FOCUS

“We Need Help,” screen.yahoo.com/we-need-help/

In this comedy created by Cheryl Hines and Rachael Harris, struggling 23-year-old actor Max (Max Loeb) needs money, work and some showbiz connections. So he goes to work as a personal assistant to actresses and friends Hines and Harris (more or less playing themselves). In pursuit of cash for rent, food and acting lessons, Max is willing to do things he never thought he would.

“Ghost Ghirls,” screen.yahoo.com/ghost-ghirls/

Created by Jeremy Konner (“Drunk History”), along with stars Amanda Lund and Maria Blasucci, the comedy follows two best friends, Heidi (Lund) and Angelica (Blasucci), working as paranormal investigators. Each episode follows them on a bumbling adventure as they try to solve cases without getting in their own way.

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(HBO) (5:45) ›› “We Bought a Zoo” (2011) Matt Damon. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

“First Cousin Once Removed” (2012) ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “The Campaign” (2012) Will Ferrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Argo” (2012, Historical Drama) Ben Affleck, Alan Arkin. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

George Lopez: It’s Not Me, It’s You

(:05) ››› “American Splendor” (2003) Paul Giamatti. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “First Cousin Once Removed” (2012) (:10) ›› “Here on Earth” (2000) (MAX) (5:35) › “The Watch” (2012) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ›› “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island” (2012) (S)

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(12:50) ›› “Horrible Bosses” (2011) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

› “Let’s Go to Prison” (2006) Dax Shepard. ‘R’ (CC) ›› “The Campaign” (2012) Will Ferrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Mighty Ducks” (MAX) “Joyful Noise” ›› “Final Destination 5” (2011) Nicholas D’Agosto. ‘R’ Strike Back (S) (CC)

›› “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005, Action) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:05) Lingerie Feature 6: Model Mayhem (S) (CC) Girl’s Guide ›› “Sanctum” (2011, Action) Richard Roxburgh, Ioan Gruffudd. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(2:50) ›› “Mulholland Falls” (1996) Nick Nolte. ‘R’

(:40) › “New Year’s Eve” (2011) Halle Berry. ‘PG-13’ (SHOW) “Bulletprf” (:45) › “The Double” (2011, Action) Richard Gere, Topher Grace. ‘PG-13’ ›› “Flying Blind” (2012, Drama) Helen McCrory. ‘NR’ Polyamory Mr. Web Therapy Polyamory Mr. ›› “Blitz” (2011) Jason Statham. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Heaven” (2002, Suspense) Cate Blanchett, Giovanni Ribisi. ‘R’ (CC)

›› “Dangerous Minds” (1995) Michelle Pfeiffer. ‘R’ (:40) ›› “Almost Kings” (2010) Alex Frost. ‘NR’ (CC) (12:15) “Eden” (2012, Drama) Jamie Chung, Scott Mechlowicz. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “A Room With a View” (1986) Helena Bonham-Carter. ‘NR’ (CC)

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›› “Man on a Ledge” (2012) Sam Worthington. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “The Black Dahlia” (2006, Mystery) Josh Hartnett. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Willie Barcena: I Gotta Be Honest Steve Trevino: Grandpa Joe ›› “Die Another Day” (2002, Action) Pierce Brosnan. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:05) › “Def Jam’s How to Be a Player” (1997) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ››› “Heavenly Creatures” (1994) Melanie Lynskey. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Cosi” (1996, Comedy) Ben Mendelsohn. ‘R’ (CC)

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››› “Trouble Along the Way” (1953) John Wayne, Donna Reed. (CC)

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Homeland “Beirut Is Back” (S) (CC) Homeland “State of Independence” Homeland Brody runs into Carrie. (S) Homeland “Q&A” (S) (CC) Homeland “A Gettysburg Address” Dexter “Remember the Monsters?” (S) (TMC) (:10) ›› “Cold Weather” (2010, Comedy) Cris Lankenau. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

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Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) ›› “Along Came Polly” (2004) Ben Stiller. ›› “The Cable Guy” (1996, Comedy) Ways PaidPaidHang PaidPaidPaid (SYFY) (3:00) “The Abyss” ››› “X-Men 2” (2003) Patrick Stewart. Premiere. (:01) ›› “Godzilla” (1998) Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno. (:01) ››› “X-Men 2” (2003, Fantasy) Patrick Stewart. ZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of PowerGraham ClassicNot a TravelGold Through the FireHistoryOak VirtualChristianStrangerLindseyGospelBilly GrahamHoly Bible (TBS) Raymond Raymond Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig Bang ›› “Zoolander” (2001, Comedy) Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Will Ferrell. (CC)

›› “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” (2009) Kevin James, Jayma Mays. (CC) (DVS) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ›› “Butterfield 8” (1960) ››› “Gun Crazy” (1950) Peggy Cummins. (CC) (:45) ›› “Hell Drivers” (1957, Drama) Stanley Baker, Herbert Lom. (:45) ›› “Curse of the Demon” (1957, Horror) Dana Andrews, Peggy Cummins. (CC)

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(HBO) (5:10) ›› “Two Weeks Notice” (S) ›› “This Is 40” (2012) Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) Boxing Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. vs. Bryan Vera. (N) (S Live) (CC) 24/7 Bradley REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) (:45) Boardwalk Empire (S) (CC) This Is 40 ›› “This Is 40” (2012, Romance-Comedy) Paul Rudd. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) ››› “The New World” (2005) (MAX) “Dark Shad” › “The Watch” (2012, Comedy) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) Strike Back (S) (CC)

›› “Con Air” (1997) Nicolas Cage. Vicious convicts hijack their flight. (S) ‘R’ Strike Back (S) (CC)

Girl’s Guide (:20) ››› “Magic Mike” (2012) Channing Tatum. ‘R’

(:15) ›››› “The Silence of the Lambs” (1991, Suspense) Jodie Foster, Scott Glenn. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:20) ››› “2010” (1984) Roy Scheider. ‘PG’ (CC) (SHOW) Ray Donovan

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››› “Lincoln” (2012, Historical Drama) Daniel DayLewis, Sally Field. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Rubber” (2010) Stephen Spinella. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Botched” (2007, Suspense) Stephen Dorff. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:05) ›› “Rubber” (2010) Stephen Spinella. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Botched” (2007, Suspense) Stephen Dorff. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:05) “360” (2011, Drama) Anthony Hopkins, Ben Foster. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Dark Horse” (2011) Justin Bartha. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Career Opp.”

››› “Gangs of New York” (2002) Leonardo DiCaprio. A man vows vengeance on the gangster who killed his father. (:20) Ray Donovan “Same Exactly” (:20) Dexter (S) (CC) Polyamory Mr. (2:50) ››› “War Horse” (2011) Emily Watson. A horse sees joy and sorrow during World War I. › “The Double” (TMC) (4:55) › “Brake” › “The Darkest Hour” (2011) Emile Hirsch. ‘PG-13’

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