The Brainerd Dispatch TV Week September 23rd 2012

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Michael Chiklis (left) and Dennis Quaid star in “Vegas,” premiering Tuesday on CBS.

CBS hopes what happens in ‘Vegas’ pays off in viewers

By John Crook © Zap2it

At first glance, “Vegas” — the heavily hyped CBS drama premiering Tuesday, Sept. 25 — looks like a throwback to a TV drama from several decades ago. It stars Dennis Quaid in his network series debut as Ralph Lamb, a local cattle rancher pressed into service by the Las Vegas mayor (Michael O’Neill) when the town’s sheriff goes MIA under mysterious circumstances.

The time is 1960, and Vegas is in an awkward transition from the bump-in-the-road casino town familiar from Warren Beatty’s “Bugsy” into the glitz magnet that it would become. Certainly a financial boom is in the offing, however, and that has caught the attention of the Chicago mob, which has dispatched Vincent Savino (Michael Chiklis playing a composite character) to look after its interests — which, from all appearances, are in direct conflict with the values and interests of Lamb and his fellow locals.

“Basically, ‘Vegas’ is about cowboys vs. gangsters,” Quaid explains, laughing. Except that’s just the beginning of things.

Co-created by Nicholas Pileggi (“Goodfellas”) and Greg Walker (“Without a Trace”), “Vegas” starts out like an archetypal battle of good (morally upright Lamb) and evil (corrupt mob guy Savino), but watch for things to start moving from black-andwhite into more ambiguous shades of gray as the story unfolds, Quaid says.

“I’m not interested in playing just a traditional hero,” Quaid says flatly, “although he starts out that way. I would sort of put (Ralph Lamb) in the category of a character from Sam Peckinpah’s ‘The Wild Bunch,’ where you felt that at one time this person had a moral center and knew who he was — and how

that Western world was defined at that time — then along came automobiles and suddenly these men felt as if they were out of place. That’s what happened to Las Vegas, too.”

A fourth-generation Mormon whose family roots in the area went back to the 19th-century Indian wars, the real-life Ralph Lamb, like his friends and neighbors, felt understandably threatened by the influx of crime figures into Las Vegas, Quaid adds.

“There was always vice on some level, with gambling, and prostitution was legal, but then the mob came in and the local people really started feeling as if they were having their town taken away from them,” the actor says. “When Ralph Lamb became sheriff, he was fighting to preserve that or at least keep it from completely taking over, trying to preserve the rule of law and keep the community together.”

Yet while Ralph may come into his new job with the best of intentions and a strong sense of right and wrong, viewers can expect to see the seductive power of his position starting to work its corruptive power on this man.

“What’s interesting about playing Ralph Lamb is that what you see in the pilot is just the starting point for a long arc that, hopefully, you will see play out over a number of years,” Quaid says. “The real Ralph Lamb was sheriff of Las Vegas for 20 years and over that period of time a lot of things changed, I think for him personally as well as the city. And in order to get things done, sometimes you have to cross lines. One thing that Ralph does is take the law into his own hands sometimes. He has his own set of rules about how he handles things. And the line keeps getting moved.

to work together to get things done.”

Quaid says CBS executives Les Moonves and Nina Tassler piqued his interest in taking his first TV series role by telling him they wanted to bring the edgy creativity of cable dramas (such as “Mad Men” and “Boardwalk Empire”) to the network.

“To make compelling television, or film for that matter, you really have to start out with a good story and great characters,” Quaid says. “We do have an element of a procedural show going on, but our show is a hybrid, and as it goes on, it becomes more and more character-driven.”

It’s not surprising, then, that Quaid has spent a fair amount of time with the real Ralph Lamb to make sure he captures the essence of this larger-than-life man, even though the series is not a literal chronicle of the real Lamb’s career.

“When I met Ralph in Las Vegas, we went out to dinner with one of his old mob nemeses and they’re actually good friends now,” Quaid says. “A couple of decades ago they were trying to kill each other! The other guy actually said, ‘I wanted him dead and he wanted me dead. We just never were able to get each other.’ And now they’re friends, sitting there and having dinner together and talking about old times. They were like two old warriors from World War II or the Vietnam War, previously on opposite sides but now sitting down as friends now that the war is over.”

“Vegas certainly isn’t the moral center of the world, and then you have these mobsters on the other side like Michael’s character. He and I are at odds with one another, and that’s never going to change, but there are times when we are forced

Dennis Quaid stars in “Vegas,” premiering Tuesday on CBS.

ACROSS

1. One of the kids on “The Cosby Show”

5. Kangaroo or Crunch: abbr.

9. Singer Mel

10. “Change of __”; Elvis Presley movie

12. Actor Vigoda

13. Choir voice

16. Dallas school, familiarly

17. Number of seasons for “Happy Days”

18. “The View” personality

20. “Pirates of the Caribbean: __ Stranger Tides” (2011)

21. Peruvian Indian

23. Do one’s civic duty

25. Rogers or Clark

45. Actor on “How I Met Your Mother” 47. “__ Like It Hot” 48. Late actress Sharon

1. “Good Morning America” co-anchor (2)

2. Suffix for advent or cult

3. McCallum’s initials

4. Slangy affirmative

5. Lamb __; puppet once on TV

6. Battery size

7. “Sesame Street” network

8. Role on “NCIS” (2)

9. 1981 best comedy series Emmy winner

11. “Name That __”

14. Behold’s partner

15. “Bored __ Death”

18. “__ World”; 1992 Dana Carvey/Mike Myers film

19. “__ __ a Secret”

22. LL __ J; actor on “NCIS: Los Angeles”

24. Middle East nation

29. Charitable donation

31. First name in daredevils

34. “Kourtney & Kim __ New York”; reality series

35. Lansing’s initials

36. Bradley, for one

37. “__ of Eden”; 1955 James Dean movie

40. Title for Paulo or Tome

42. Insurance company rep.

44. D + CD

46. Initials for a “Green Acres” star

26. Hemingway’s initials

Ending for ball or bass

“The __ Desperado”; 1936 Ida Lupino film

Capable

“You Can Count __ __”; 2000 movie for Matthew Broderick

PLAYING FIELD

ACTION SPORTS

Sunday

8:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4

1:00 a.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited

4:30 a.m. (ESPN2) X Games

Slammed/Stomped Review Show

Friday

3:00 p.m. (MSC) TEVA Mountain Games

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Tour

11:00 p.m. (MSC) Action Sports World Tour

Saturday

8:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4

AUTO RACING

Sunday

8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live) (SHOW) Inside NASCAR

8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV

9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks!

9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar

12:00 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Countdown (Live) (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing AAA Texas Fall Nationals, Qualifying.

1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Sylvania 300. (Live) (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil Series. (Taped)

4:00 p.m. (MSC) LOKAR Car Show

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Motorhead Garage TV

7:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing AAA Texas Fall Nationals. (Same-day Tape)

10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

11:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Sylvania 300. (Same-day Tape)

Monday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

4:00 p.m. (MSC) LOKAR Car Show

4:30 p.m. (MSC) Motorhead Garage TV

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Tuesday

2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing AAA Texas Fall Nationals.

Wednesday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

9:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR

11:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR

Thursday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now (Live)

5:00 p.m. (MSC) Diesel TV

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now

Friday

4:00 p.m. (MSC) Must See Racing

Saturday

8:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside NASCAR

8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower TV

9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks!

9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Countdown (Live)

2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series:

OneMain Financial 200. (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Midwest Nationals, Qualifying. (Same-day Tape)

3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: OneMain Financial 200.

BASEBALL

Sunday

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. (Live) (TBS) Oakland Athletics at New York Yankees. (Live)

1:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Lead-Off Man

1:10 p.m. (WGN-A) St. Louis Cardinals at Chicago Cubs.

(Same-day Tape)

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

3:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

4:15 p.m. (WGN-A) 10th Inning

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Los Angeles Dodgers at Cincinnati Reds. (Live)

2:00 a.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers.

2:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Los Angeles Dodgers at Cincinnati Reds.

(Same-day Tape)

4:00 a.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

4:30 a.m. (MSC) Baseball’s Golden Age Monday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 12:00 p.m. (MSC) Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers.

6:00 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) New York Yankees at Minnesota Twins. (Live)

8:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight

FOR THE WEEK

7:30 p.m. (WGN-A) Chicago Cubs at Colorado Rockies. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)

10:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball

Tonight (Live)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) New York Yankees at Minnesota Twins.

Wednesday

7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live 11:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live) 12:00 p.m. (MSC) New York Yankees at Minnesota Twins. (Live)

3:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live) 6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)

6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live

7:00 p.m. (MSC) New York Yankees at

introducing

12:00 p.m. ) MLB Player Poll (MSC) Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. (Live)

1:00 p.m. _ MLB 2012: Down the Stretch

BOXING

Sunday

9:30 a.m. (HBO) The Fight

Game With Jim Lampley

Monday

10:30 a.m. (HBO) The Fight

Game With Jim Lampley

12:30 a.m. (HBO) The Fight

Game With Jim Lampley

Wednesday

8:30 p.m. (HBO) The Fight

Game With Jim Lampley

9:30 p.m. (SHOW) All Access

2:55 a.m. (HBO) The Fight

Game With Jim Lampley Friday

12:40 a.m. (HBO) The Fight

Game With Jim Lampley

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) Mike and Mike’s Best of the NFL

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College

Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live) 5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32

5:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Mike and Mike’s Best of the NFL

p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live 10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Mike and Mike’s Best of the NFL 2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.

Wednesday

1:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Mike and Mike’s Best of the NFL

1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Films Presents

7:00 p.m. (WGN-A) Chicago Cubs at Arizona Diamondbacks. (Same-day Tape)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins.

1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)

BASKETBALL

Sunday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Seattle Storm at Phoenix Mercury. (Live)

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Saturday

8:30 p.m. (HBO) Jason Escalera vs. Edwin Rodriguez, Super Middleweights. (Live)

(SHOW) All Access

FOOTBALL

Sunday

6:30 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Matchup

7:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL

7:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Matchup

9:00 a.m. (ESPN) Sunday NFL Countdown (Live)

10:00 a.m. + Vikings GamePlan

(ESPN2) Fantasy Football Now (Live)

(MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron

10:30 a.m. / Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron

(MSC) Vikings Game Plan

11:00 a.m. _ The NFL Today (Live)

) / FOX NFL Sunday (Live)

(MSC) Vikings Country With Jared Allen

12:00 p.m. ) / Regional Coverage. (Live)

3:00 p.m. _ Houston Texans at Denver Broncos. (Live)

) / FOX NFL Postgame (Live)

3:30 p.m. ) FOX 9 PostGame

4:00 p.m. ) FOX 9 Primetime Postgame

6:00 p.m. _ NFL Postgame + Football Night in America (Live)

7:15 p.m. + New England Patriots at Baltimore Ravens. (Live)

2:30 a.m. (ESPN) Arizona at Oregon.

Monday

2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime (Live)

2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College

Football Live (Live)

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill

8:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL

10:00 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill

11:00 p.m. (MSC) Fox College Football Preview Show

11:30 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

Thursday

7:00 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill

11:00 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill

2:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN) Audibles (Live) (MSC) Fox College Football Preview Show

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Stanford at Washington. (Live) 11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live (Live)

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Stanford at Washington.

Friday

2:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (Live)

3:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32 (Live)

6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Kickoff (Live)

7:00 p.m. (ESPN) Hawaii at BYU. (Live)

(MSC) New York Yankees at Minnesota Twins. 6:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)

7:00 p.m. (MSC) New York Yankees at Minnesota Twins. (Live) (WGN-A) Lead-Off Man

p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Conference Semifinal, Game 1: Teams TBA. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Conference Semifinal, Game 1: Teams TBA. (Live)

Friday

7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Conference Semifinal, Game 1: Teams TBA. (Live) 9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Conference Semifinal, Game 1: Teams TBA. (Live)

BILLIARDS

Sunday

3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live

(Live)

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL32

(Live)

5:30 p.m. (ESPN) Monday Night Countdown (Live)

7:30 p.m. (ESPN) Green Bay Packers at Seattle Seahawks.

(Live)

10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College

Football Live

12:00 a.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime

1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Films

Presents

2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA.

Tuesday

1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime

10:15 p.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL

10:30 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill

12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Hawaii at BYU.

5:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live

Saturday

6:30 a.m. + Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron 7:00

PLAYING FIELD

HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE WEEK

(MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron

2:00 p.m. % College Football

Countdown (Live)

_ College Football Today

(Live)

(ESPN) College Football

Scoreboard (Live)

2:30 p.m. % _ (ESPN) Teams

TBA. (Live)

3:00 p.m. (FX) College Football

3:30 p.m. (MSC) Houston at Rice. (Live)

5:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)

5:30 p.m. (ESPN) College

Football Scoreboard (Live)

6:00 p.m. ) / FOX College

Saturday (Live)

(ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)

(MSC) College Football

(Live)

6:30 p.m. ) / Teams TBA.

(Live)

7:00 p.m. % Wisconsin at Nebraska. (Live)

8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College

Football Scoreboard (Live)

8:15 p.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)

9:00 p.m. (ESPN) College

Football Scoreboard (Live)

9:30 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.

(Live)

(MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron

12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College

Football Final (Live)

1:33 a.m. + Vikings GamePlan

2:00 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Matchup (MSC) College Football

(Taped)

2:30 a.m. (ESPN) College

Football Final

3:30 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.

5:00 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron

5:30 a.m. (ESPN) College

Football Final GOLF Sunday

6:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Tour Championship, Third Round.

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Pregame (Live)

10:30 a.m. (GOLF) The Tour Championship, Final Round. (Live)

12:00 p.m. + Golf Central Live

12:30 p.m. + The Tour Championship, Final Round. (Live) (GOLF) Big Break Greenbrier

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Navistar LPGA Classic, Final Round. (Live)

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Greenbrier

4:30 p.m. (GOLF) Morning Drive Weekend Edition

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Tour Championship, Final Round.

10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)

11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Madrid Masters, Final Round.

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

5:30 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central

Monday

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Tour Championship, Final Round.

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Ryder Cup

Highlights

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Ryder Cup Highlights

3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Ryder Cup Highlights

4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Ryder Cup Highlights

5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From the Ryder Cup (Live)

6:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix (Live) 7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Top 10 7:30 p.m. (GOLF) Top 10 8:00 p.m. (GOLF)

3:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Ryder Cup

5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Ryder Cup

Friday

6:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Ryder Cup (Live)

7:00 a.m. (ESPN) 2012 Ryder Cup Day One. (Live)

(GOLF) Feherty

8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Atlantis

9:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Atlantis

10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Atlantis 11:00 a.m. (ESPN) 2012 Ryder Cup Day One. (Live)

(GOLF) Big Break Atlantis

12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Atlantis

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break

Atlantis

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Web.com: Chiquita Classic, Second Round. (Live)

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Saturday

6:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Ryder Cup (Live) 8:00 a.m. + 2012 Ryder Cup Day Two. (Live) (GOLF) Big Break Atlantis

a.m. (GOLF) Big Break

(GOLF) Big Break

(GOLF) Big Break

Big Break Atlantis

1:00 p.m. (GOLF) Big Break Atlantis

2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Web.com: Chiquita Classic, Third Round. (Live)

(GOLF) Big Break

(GOLF) Feherty

(GOLF) Big Break

a.m. (MSC) Waters and Woods

11:30 a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors

12:00 p.m. (MSC) World Wild Adventures

12:30 p.m. (MSC) Babe Winkelman’s Outdoor Secrets

1:00 p.m. (MSC) North American Hunter

1:30 p.m. (MSC) Progressive Bass Wrap Up Show

Saturday

6:00 a.m. (MSC) World Wild Adventures

6:30 a.m. (MSC) Babe Winkelman’s Outdoor Secrets

7:00 a.m. (MSC) North American Hunter

a.m. (MSC) Waters and Woods

a.m. (MSC) Midwest Outdoors

RODEO

Sunday 6:00 p.m. (MSC) Bull Riding CBR Championship Challenge. (Taped)

SOCCER

Sunday

1:00 p.m. = English Premier League Soccer Liverpool FC vs Manchester United FC. (Same-day Tape)

3:30 p.m. / English Premier League Soccer Liverpool FC vs Manchester United FC. (Same-day Tape)

12:00 a.m. (MSC) Premier League Review Show

Tuesday

2:30 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Soccer Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape)

Thursday

12:00 p.m. (MSC) English Premier League Soccer

Friday

6:00 p.m. (MSC) UEFA Champions League Magazine

Saturday

6:30 a.m. (ESPN2) English Premier League Soccer Arsenal FC vs Chelsea FC. (Live)

WRESTLING

Saturday

9:00 a.m. 7 WWE Saturday Morning Slam

the West” (1968, Western) Don Knotts, Barbara Rhoades. (CC)

Ghost and Mr. Chicken” (1966) Don Knotts, Joan Staley. (CC)

(2000, Comedy) Jackie

Owen Wilson, Lucy Liu. (CC)

West “Dreams and Schemes” A heinous act. (Part 3 of 6) (CC) (AP) WeirdWeirdUntamed-UncutDogs 101 (CC) Dogs 101 (CC) Wild Kingdom (S) Wild Kingdom (S) RattlesnakeRattlesnakeLaw on the BorderLaw on the BorderLaw on the BorderLaw on the Border (BRAVO) Housewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJHousewives/NJ (CNBC) PaidPaidCook JillianCook PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCook PaidPaidJillianPaidInsanity!PaidPaidInsanity!PaidPaidPaidPaidInsanity! (CNN) Newsr’mGuptaCNN NewsroomState of the UnionFareed ZakariaReliable SourcesState of the UnionFareed ZakariaNext ListNewsr’mYour Money (N) CNN NewsroomCNN NewsroomCNN Newsroom (COM)

PaidInsanity!ComedyFturamaFturama(:28) › “Date Movie” (2006) (CC) › “Code Name: The Cleaner” (2007) KeyKeyKeyKeyTosh.0Tosh.0(:45) Tosh.0 (CC) Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0 (DISC) PaidYoussefOsteenIn TouchAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionMythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) MythBusters (CC) (DISN) MickeyDoc Never LandPhineasPhineasGood JessieANT GravityWizardsWizardsGood Good AustinShake ItANT PhineasPhineasPhineasGood Good AustinShake It (E!) ›› “She’s Out of My League” (2010) JonasCarly Fashion PoliceE! News (N) SoupJonasKardashianKardashianKardashianKardashianCountdown to the Live from the Red (ESPN) FootballNFLSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) Sunday NFL Countdown (N) (Live) (CC)

CountdownNASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Sylvania 300. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) (ESPN2) (5:30) College Football Vanderbilt at Georgia.

NFL Matchup NASCAR Now (N) (Live) (CC) Outside Lines Spo. Reporters Fantasy Football Now (N) (Live) NHRA Drag RacingNHRA Drag Racing Lucas Oil Series.

WNBA Basketball Seattle Storm at Phoenix Mercury. (N) (Live) (CC)

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››› “The Mask” (1994) Jim Carrey. “The Pacifier” (FNC) FOX and Friends Sunday (N) News HQHousecall (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Journal Editorial FOX News America’s News Headquarters (N) FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace (FSN) PaidWalk FitPaidPaidDisc. Due Outd’rRooster VikingsVikingsVikingsTwins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Detroit Tigers. (N) (Live) Twins Boys in LOKARMotorBall Up Streetball

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M (:15) ››› “The Girl of the Golden West” (CC) “Marshal-Mesa”“Rough Riders’”(:45) ››› “Go West” (CC) “On the Old Spanish Trail”(:45) “The Dude Goes West”(:15) “The Treasure of Pancho Villa”“The Lusty Men”

T My Story ››› “Saturday’s Hero” (1951) ›› “Let’s Do It Again”(:15) ››› “Three Stripes in the Sun” ›› “Nightfall” (1956) (CC) ›› “Men in War” (1957) (:15) ››› “The Naked and the Dead” (1958) KillDragn

(TCM)

W (:15) “Crime Unlimited”“Man of the Moment” (1935) “Crown-Stevens”“The Peterville Diamond”(:45) › “The Dark Tower” (1943) ›› “The White Tower”(:15) “Walk Softly, Stranger”(:45) ›› “The Castilian”

TH “Crime School” ››› “Suspicion” (1941) (:45) ››› “Murder, My Sweet” (CC) ››› “The Secret Fury” › “Dangerous Mission” › “The Unholy Wife” (1957) (:15) › “The Bat” (1959) “Hound-Basker.”

F Babes(:45) ›››› “Ziegfeld Follies” (1946) (:45) ›› “Summer Holiday” (1948) ›› “Pagan Love Song”“The Belle of New York” ››› “Brigadoon” (1954) Gene Kelly. ››› “Silk Stockings” (1957) (CC) Musicals

(TLC) 19 Kids19 KidsBabyBabyBabyBaby’s Varied ProgramsFour WeddingsWhat Not to WearBabyBabyBabyMultiplesNot VariedWedVariedSay YesSay YesVaried Programs (TNT) Charmed Charmed SupernaturalSupernaturalRizzoli & IslesVaried Programs The Mentalist (TOON) RegularBeyPokeNinjaGoSidekickAlmostGarfieldGarfieldScoobyScoobyLooney TunesTom & JerryScoobyScoobyLooneyLooneyAdvenAdvenVariedRegularRegularGumball (TRAV) PaidPaidPaidPaidOffbeatOffbeatHomesHomesVaried

PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO)

Matlock Heat of the NightHeat of the NightNews Walker, RangerWalker, RangerWalker, RangerLaw CIVariedChrisChris

M Flight“Rise of Planet of Apes”(:15) ››› “Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory” (2011) Fight ›› “Klitschko” (2011, Documentary) “Chronicles of Narnia: Dawn Treader”“Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close”“Rise of Apes”

T “Clean Slate” (CC) ›› “Devil” (2010) (S) (CC) Latino(:15) “A Thousand Words”(:45) › “Dream House” (2011) (S) (CC) REAL Sports ›› “Hop” (2011) (S) (CC) Fast ›› “Unknown” (2011) Liam Neeson. Monte C

W Dr Divorce ›› “Fast Five” (2011) Vin Diesel. (S) In Time“Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps” (S) (:45) ›› “The Dilemma” (2011) (S) (:45) ›› “Elvis and Anabelle” (2007) REAL Sports ›› “Bruce Almighty” (S)

TH “3 Musketeers”“El Espiritu de” ›› “Head Above Water” ›› “The Sixth Man” (1997) (S) (CC) “While You Were Sleeping”(:15) “Rise of the Planet of the Apes”“Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close”The Latino List

F Flight ››› “Galaxy Quest” (S) In Time › “Dream House” (2011) (S) ›› “In Time” (2011) (S) (CC) ›› “Secret Window” (S) In Time“Breakin’ All the Rules” (S) ›› “First Daughter” (2004) (:15) ›› “Hop” (MAX)

M Girl(:20) “The Prince of Egypt” ›› “Cowboys & Aliens” (2011) (S) (:15) ››› “Scrooged” (1988) (S) “Cheaper by the Dozen” (S) (:45) “Once Upon a Time in Mexico” ›› “The Bone Collector” (1999) (S) Tower

T “Brighton Beach” ›› “Tower Heist” (2011) Ben Stiller. “Naked Gn 33”(:15) ››› “Death Becomes Her” (S) › “Spill” (1996) (S) (CC) ›› “Stuck on You” (2003) (S) (CC) ››› “Midnight Run” (1988) (S) (CC) Johnson

W “The Tall Men” (S) “Major League: Minors”(:45) ›› “Days of Thunder” (1990) (S) ›› “Kingpin” (1996) (S) (CC) ››› “Millions” (2004) (S) (:15) ››› “Cedar Rapids”(:45) ›› “You Got Served” (2004) (S) Marked

M “Walter-Henry” ›› “From the Sky Down” ›› “Xanadu” (1980) (S) (:15) › “In the Mix” (2005) Usher. (S) “Xtra Credit” (2009) (S) (CC) ››› “Fair Game” (2010) (S) (CC) ›› “Shakespeare High”“Big Lebowski”

T “Prisoner-Zenda” ›› “Mandela and de Klerk” (1997) “Saint Misbehavin’”“Evasive Action” (1998) (CC) “The Saddest Music in the World” (S) ››› “Safe House” (1998) (CC) › “The Bone Snatcher” (S) Crazy

TH (5:00) “Big Fish”(:10) ›› “Congo” (1995) Dylan Walsh. ›› “Johnny English” (S) “Johnny English Reborn” (S) (:15) “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban”(:40) ›› “Sucker Punch” (2011) (S) ››› “Collateral” (2004) F (:15) ››› “Coma” (1978) (CC) (:10) ››› “Speed” (1994) (S) (CC) (:10) “Marked for Death” (S) (:45) ›› “The Hangover Part II” (S) ›› “Man on Fire” (2004) Denzel Washington. ›› “Caddyshack” (1980) Final 5 (SHOW)

W (5:45) “Mad About Mambo” ›› “The Ascent” (1994) (S) (:15) ›› “Annie O” (1995) (S) (CC) ›› “When Time Expires”(:45) ›› “Pumpkin” (2002) (S) (:45) ›› “Tanner Hall” (2009) (S) (CC) ›› “Roommates” (1995)

TH CarWash(:45) ›› “The Nugget” (2002) (S) (CC) “Hurt” (2009) Melora Walters. (:15) “Fallout” (1998) Daniel Baldwin. (11:55) “Woman Undone” ››› “Personal Velocity” ››› “Smoke Signals” (S) ›› “Deception” (1993) (S)

F (5:45) “Multiple Sarcasms”(:25) ›› “Star Trek: Nemesis” (2002) (:25) “The Shooter” (1997) “Johnny Was” (2006) (S) (:35) › “The Big Green” (S) (:15) ››› “The Company Men” (S) ››› “Melancholia” (2011, Drama) (TMC)

M › “The Inkwell”Scenario ››› “The Constant Gardener” (S) (:45) ›› “The Core” (2003) Aaron Eckhart. (S) ›› “Believers” (2007) (S) (:45) “Grave Encounters” (2010) (S) “Telling Lies in America”(:15) “Chatroom”

T Meek(:45) “Closed for Winter” (S) (:15) “Race” (2007) Terry Diab (S) (CC) “Who Killed” (:45) ››› “Agora” (2009) Rachel Weisz. (S) “Meskada” (2010) Nick Stahl. ›› “Janie Jones” (2010) (S) (CC) Route

W “Dickie Roberts: Child Star”“Boundaries of the Heart”(:15) ››› “Miss Firecracker” (1989) ››› “Tex” (1982) Matt Dillon. (CC) ››› “Jack & Sarah” (1995) (S) (CC) ›››› “Dorian Gray” (2009) (S) (CC) › “The Skulls”

TH “The Red Baron” ›› “Gentle Ben” (2002) ››› “Hunter Prey” (2009) “Bare Knuckles” (2009) (S) (:40) “Toe to Toe” (2009) (S) (CC) › “Krippendorf’s Tribe” (S) (:05) ›› “Islander” (2006) (S) (CC) “All Good Things”

F “Discreet Charm”(:15) ››› “Simon Birch” (1998) (S) (:15) “Coach” (2010) (S) (CC) (:45) “Love Birds” (2011) Rhys Darby. “Telling Lies in America”(:15) › “Wreckage” (2010) (:45) “Sympathy for Delicious” (2010) Swinging

IN FOCUS

BY STACEY HARRISON

‘Sandwich King’ Jeff Mauro’s

new challenge: ‘$24 In 24’

Years ago, Rachael Ray famously showed audiences how they could eat delicious food every meal for just $40 a day. Not to be outdone, Jeff Mauro has upped (or downed) the ante, betting he can do the same with just $24.

“$24 in 24,” premiering Monday, Sept. 24, is the “Sandwich King” star’s latest Food Network venture, taking him across the U.S. to dine for a whole day on local goodies for just $24, including tax and tip for three meals and a snack. And Mauro has a certain standard in mind, too. We’re not talking four trips to White Castle.

“It can’t just be a turkey sandwich,” he says. “You can get that anywhere. Or two hot dogs. Instead of going to a pizzeria for a slice of pepperoni pizza, we go for a plate of three meatballs and a huge freshly made arancini smothered in homemade sauce that you can get for $6. It’s just got to be good food.”

Not only that, the people making him the food have to be interesting. Mauro profiles the proprietors of every joint he visits, hops in the kitchen for a demo of some of their dishes and occasionally even helps serve customers.

Stops include New York, Cleveland, Boston, Minneapolis, Philadelphia and Chicago.

Beyond highlighting some tasty treasures, Mauro says the appeal to viewers will lie in seeing if he can pull off his ambitious quest for thrifty foodstuffs.

“It’s almost like a game show,” he says. “‘Can he do it? Will he do it? How much is he going to have left?’ I’ve spent in some cities $23.98. That’s the fun, is getting there.”

SOLUTION client fill

•What are you currently reading?

“I am reading ‘The Art of Fielding’ by Chad Harbach. A baseball book. It’s good, but it’s going slow.”

•What did you have for dinner last night?

“We made a meatloaf on Tuesday, and we had the leftover meatloaf last night, believe it or not, as a sandwich. I cut it and then I sear both sides in the pan, instead of microwaving it or just throwing it in the oven. Then I had some ciabatta rolls, some cheddar, I crisped up some onions. I had half an onion in the fridge ... and some pickled jalapenos. And a wet salad, and some roasted potatoes. It was a good dinner. I have a picture of it on my Twitter, if you don’t believe me.”

•What is your next project?

“Hopefully another round of ‘Sandwich King.’ If that’s the case, it takes a month or two of planning to get that show going with recipes and themes and sandwiches. I’m actually knee deep in the beginning stages of a book.”

•Where did you go on your last vacation and why?

“I went to Mexico, Puerto Morelos. It’s outside Cancun. I went there because I love Mexico, I love the food and I love the drinks. We went to an all-inclusive family resort, which I’ve never really done. I’ve spent so much time cooking and thinking of food and planning my life around food, that I didn’t want to worry about planning out there. I wanted food brought to me.”

“Downsized,” blip.tv/downsized

This timely, made-for-the-Web ensemble dramedy looks at the extremes that people go to when faced with an economic crisis. It follows the lives of several New Yorkers as they try to balance work, love and their precarious finances. Written and directed by Daryn Strauss - who is also the executive producer - it stars Strauss, Chris Henry Coffey, Conan McCarty and Meredith Zinner.

“TAG! That Awesome Gig!” blip.tv/tagseries

Produced by Kids Republic, the Central Europe-based nonprofit singing group for children ages 7 to 13, the 20-episode scripted drama looks at the lives of primary school students in an American International School outside of the U.S. Kaveh Daneshmand is the writer, director and editor. Along with the episodes, there are also videos of the cast performing various songs.

“ABC Music Lounge,” abc. go.com/music-lounge

Music - whether in the background, as a theme song or as an integral part of the storytelling - is tremendously important in television, and inclusion in a TV show can turn performers into breakout stars. On this page, ABC focuses on the music in its shows, with particular interest in new dramas “The Last Resort” (with Grace Potter & the Nocturnals), “666 Park Avenue” (with Gin Wigmore) and “Nashville” (with Polica).

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HookOff HookOranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/NYCHousewives/NJHousewives/NYCGallery Girls (N) HappensHousewives/NYCHousewives/NYCGallery GirlsHappensHousewives/NJPaidPaidPaidCook Tabatha’s Salon (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportUltimate FactoriesMillionsMillionsAmerican GreedMad MoneyMillionsMillionsAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) ColbertDaily ShowSouth PkSunnySunnySunnySunnyDailyColbertSouth PkDailyThe Colbert ReportSouth PkSunnySunnyFturamaJB SmoovePaidPaidPaidCook

(DISC) American ChopperAmerican ChopperAmerican ChopperFast N’ Loud (N) Texas Car WarsAmerican ChopperFast N’ Loud (S) American ChopperPaidCook NopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo

(DISN) Code 9VampireShake ItANT Fish JessieAustinPhineasCode 9Shake ItWizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood Good WizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasHandy Manny (S) (E!) E! News

Sex-CitySex-CityE! Special (N) Fashion Police (N) ChelseaE! News ChelseaSoupSoupChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) Monday Night Countdown (N) NFL Football Green Bay Packers at Seattle Seahawks. (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) NFL PrimeTime (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2) Interruption 2012 World Series of Poker 2012 World Series of Poker Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter Football Live Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)

NFL Presents NASCAR Now College Football Teams TBA. SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)

(EWTN) Daily MassThe Journey HomeGenesisRosaryWorld Over LiveVaticanoWomen Daily MassThe Journey HomeMother AngelicaRiverMarriageSaintsGod Say YesVisionarOriginalCatholic

(FAM) Switched at BirthSwitched at Birth ›› “Miss Congeniality” (2000) The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidNopaleaPrinceLifeJ. MeyerDrenda (FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (FSN) Boys in Twins MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Minnesota Twins. (N) Twins WildWorld Poker TourMLB Baseball: Yankees at Twins More PaidPaidPaidMore PaidPaidPaid

“The Mist”Alphas (N) Warehouse 13 (N) Alphas Warehouse 13 (S) Alphas Hot Set Sanctuary (CC) Sanctuary (CC) PaidDefrostCook PaidPaidPaid (TBN) LucadoPottersBehindLivingFranklinDupl’tisPraise the Lord (CC) OsteenMannaHoly CrefloPraise the Lord (CC) HistoryCrossMusicWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Conan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) › “Mirrors” (2008, Horror) Kiefer Sutherland, Paula Patton, Amy Smart. (CC)

MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:00) ››› “The Lusty Men” (1952)

››› “The Chosen” (1981, Drama) Robby Benson, Barry Miller.

››› “The Diary of Anne Frank” (1959) Millie Perkins. A Jewish girl hides from the Nazis in an Amsterdam attic. (CC) (12:15) ›››› “Fiddler on the Roof” (1971) Topol, Norma Crane. Poor Jewish milkman, wife and five daughters in czarist Russia. (CC)

››› “Bye Bye Braverman” (1968) George Segal. (:15) ›› “My True Story” (1951) (TLC) Toddlers & TiarasHere Here Here Here Here Comes Here Here Here Here Here Comes Toddlers & TiarasPaidPaidPaidPaidCook PaidTable-12People

(TNT) The Mentalist (S) Major CrimesMajor Crimes (N) The Mentalist (S) Major CrimesCSI: NY “Trapped” CSI: NY “Wasted” Dallas (CC) The Closer (CC) Las Vegas (CC) Angel (S) (CC) Smallville “Toxic” (TOON) AdvenAdvenRegularAnnoyKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua DynaAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAweDynaKing/HillKing/HillLooneyMAD (TRAV) FoodFoodNo ReservationNo ReservationNo ReservationHotel ImpossibleNo ReservationNo ReservationHotel ImpossibleNo ReservationNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...LizardLizardLizardLizardBait CarBait CarWorld’s Dumbest...LizardLizardLizardLizardBait CarBait CarThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens That ’70s Show (S) (CC) ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne Cosby Show Home Improve. Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Cook Safe (USA) NCIS: Los Angeles “Killshot” (CC)

WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (S Live) (CC) (:05) ›› “Next Friday” (2000, Comedy) Ice Cube, Mike Epps. (CC) (12:05) ›› “Next Friday” (2000, Comedy) Ice Cube, Mike Epps. (CC)

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosFunny VideosNews at Nine30 Rock30 RockRulesRules30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaDeathBill CunninghamPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) The Latino List (:45) ›› “Sex and the City 2” (2010, RomanceComedy) Sarah Jessica Parker. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) Taxicab Confessions: New York, New York (CC) Fight Game Real Sex ›› “Young Adam” (2003) Ewan McGregor. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ››› “The Debt” (2010, Drama) Helen Mirren. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “Clean Slate” (1994) (CC) (MAX) (5:30) ›› “Tower Heist”

(2011) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘PG-13’ (:20) ›› “Flubber” (1997) Robin Williams. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

›› “The A-Team” (2010, Action) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

(:15) Strike Back (S) (CC)

Zane’s Sex Zane’s Sex (:05) ››› “Trading Places” (1983, Comedy) Dan Aykroyd. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “The Terminal” (2004, ComedyDrama) Tom Hanks. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:10) “Brighton Beach Memoirs” (SHOW) (5:00) ››› “The Big Lebowski” ‘R’ ››› “Tupac: Resurrection” (2003, Documentary) (S) ‘R’ Katt Williams: Kattpacalypse (CC) “The Original Latin Kings of Comedy” (2002) (S) ‘R’

››› “Traffic” (2000, Crime Drama) Michael Douglas, Don Cheadle, Benicio Del Toro. (S) ‘R’

“Johnny Was” (2006, Action) Vinnie Jones. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Simon Birch” (1998, ComedyDrama) Ian Michael Smith. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) ›› “Faster” (2010, Action) Dwayne Johnson. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (12:10) “Bikini Round-Up” (2005, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) “Killing Zelda Sparks” (2007) Vincent Kartheiser. ‘NR’ (CC) (:05) ›› “White Irish Drinkers” (2010, Drama) Nick Thurston. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Meek’s Cutoff” (2010) ‘PG’

(:45) ›› “Shakespeare High” (2011) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:15) › “Prisoner of Zenda, Inc.” (S) (TMC) (5:15) ›› “Chatroom” (2010) ‘R’ ››› “Buck” (2011, Documentary) (S) ‘PG’ (CC)

TUESDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 25, 2012

(1990) Robert De Niro, Ray Liotta. An Irish-Italian hood joins the 1950s New York Mafia. (CC)

Pie” (1999, Comedy) Jason Biggs, Shannon Elizabeth. (CC)

Wayans, Marlon Wayans. (CC)

(AP) Tanked: UnfilteredTanked: UnfilteredTanked (S) (CC) Tanked (S) (CC) Tanked: UnfilteredTanked (S) (CC) Tanked (S) (CC) Tanked: UnfilteredTanked: UnfilteredTanked (S) (CC) Tanked (S) (CC) OranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/NJFlipping Out (CC) Flipping Out (N) Flipping Out (CC) HappensFlipping Out (CC) Housewives/NYCHousewives/NJHappensHousewives/NJPaidCook PaidPaidTop Chef Masters (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportJ. Crew and60 Minutes onAmerican GreedMad Money60 Minutes onAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM)

ColbertDailyWork.Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Tosh.0Brickle.DailyColbertTosh.0Brickle.DailyColbertTosh.0Brickle.KeyKeyKeyComedyPaidPaidCook Paid (DISC) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadliest CatchDeadly Seas (S) Deadliest CatchDeadly Seas (S) Deadliest CatchDeadliest CatchPopoffPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidNopaleaCreflo (DISN) AustinVampireShake It“Tinker Bel”

JessiePhineasCode 9Shake ItWizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood Good WizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasGaspard Octo (E!) E! News Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialKardasKardasChelseaE! News ChelseaKardasKardasChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) E:60 (N)

(ESPN2) NFL Live (N) (CC)

World/PokerWorld/PokerBaseball TonightSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) College Football Teams TBA. SportsCenterSportsCenter

CrossFit Games CrossFit Games CrossFit Games CrossFit Games

2012 CrossFit Games (N) CrossFit Games Best of the NFL Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC)

2012 World Series of Poker 2012 World Series of Poker SportsCenter (N) (CC) NHRA Drag Racing AAA Texas Fall Nationals. From Dallas. (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)

(EWTN) Daily MassAngelica LiveEWTNRosaryThreshold of HopePriestWomen Daily MassAngelica LiveCatholicismLifeMiraclesPriestPapal AudienceEpistlesOriginalMusic

(FAM) “The Time Traveler’s Wife” ›› “The Notebook” (2004) Ryan Gosling. The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerAmazing

(FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N)

(FSN) JackrabTwins MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Minnesota Twins. (N) Twins UFCUFC UnleashedMLB Baseball: Yankees at Twins More PaidPaidPaidMore PaidPaidPaid (FX) Two Two ›› “Hancock” (2008) Will Smith. Sons of AnarchySons of AnarchySons of AnarchySons of Anarchy(:05) Rescue MePaidPaidCook PaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(GOLF) Live From the Ryder Cup (N) (Live) War by the Shore (N) Live From the Ryder Cup War by the ShoreLive From the Ryder Cup War by the ShoreLive From the Ryder Cup Live From the Ryder Cup

Hunt IntlHuntersLove It or List ItPropertyPropertyHuntersHunt IntlMillionMillionPropertyPropertyHuntersHunt IntlMillionMillionLove It or List ItPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDig In

PawnPawnPawnPawnTop Gear (N) Cnt. Cnt. (:02) Top GearPawnPawn(12:01) Top GearCnt. Cnt. (:03) Top GearPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

Dance MomsDance MomsDance Moms (N) Dance MomsDance Moms(:01) Dance MomsDance Moms(:01) Dance Moms(:01) Dance MomsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

Dream OnDream On ››› “Rocky III” (1982) Mr.

EntourageEntou(:38) Entourage (S) EntouPaidPaidPaidHang PaidPaid (SYFY) Face Off Face Off Face Off (N) Hot Set (N) Face Off Hot Set Merlin (CC) Merlin (CC) Merlin (S) (CC) Merlin “Gwaine” PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) MasterPottersBehindJ. MeyerPrinceParsleyPraise the Lord (CC)

ACLJFull SecretsCrefloPraise the Lord (CC) Miracles AroundEvidnceWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ››› “The Informant!” (2009) Matt Damon, Scott Bakula. (CC) TBS Preview MarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (5:30) ›› “Kill a Dragon” (1967)

›››› “A Tree Grows in Brooklyn” (1945, Drama) Dorothy McGuire. (:15) ›› “It Happened in Brooklyn” (1947) Frank Sinatra. (CC) (:15) ›› “The Lords of Flatbush” (1974) Perry King, Sylvester Stallone.

CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Dallas (CC) The Closer (CC) Las Vegas (CC) Angel (S) (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) GumballDragonsLevel UpAdvenKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua DynaAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAweDynaKing/HillKing/HillLooneyMAD (TRAV) FoodFoodMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumBizarre FoodsMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumBizarre FoodsMysteries-MuseumPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnWorld’s Dumbest...PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnWorld’s Dumbest...The InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens That ’70s Show (S) (CC) ’70s Show Roseanne (S)

››› “The Last Angry Man” (1959, Drama) Paul Muni, David Wayne. “Something Always Happens” (TLC) Secret Princes (S) Joined for Life19 Kids19 KidsAbbyAbbyJoined for Life19 Kids19 KidsAbbyAbbySecret Princes (S) PaidPaidPaidNopaleaPaidPaidMakingPeople (TNT) The Mentalist (S) Bones (S) (CC) Bones (S) (CC) Rizzoli & IslesCSI: NY “Risk” (S)

›› “The Landlord” (1970, ComedyDrama) Beau Bridges, Pearl Bailey.

Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Home Improve. Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Cook Safe (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Royal Pains Hank has a realization. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Covert Affairs “Glass Spider”

House Paralysis. (S) (CC) House “Don’t Ever Change” (S) (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Cheers (CC) Law Order: CI (WGN-A) Funny VideosLead-OffMLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Colorado Rockies. (N) (Live) NewsRulesRules30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaDeathBill CunninghamPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (5:30) ›› “Monte Carlo” (2011) Selena Gomez. ‘PG’ › “A Thousand Words” (2012) Eddie Murphy. ‘PG-13’ Treme (S) (CC) Boardwalk Empire (S) (CC)

REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S) ›› “Horrible Bosses” (2011) Jason Bateman. (S) ‘R’ (:40) ››› “Black Swan” (2010, Drama) Natalie Portman. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “The Alarmist” (1997) David Arquette. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Dr. Seuss’ The Cat in the Hat” (S) (MAX) (5:35) “Johnson Family Vacation” (:15) ›› “Tower Heist” (2011, Comedy) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

›› “Along Came Polly” (2004) Ben Stiller. (S) ‘PG-13’

Skin to the Max Strike Back (S) (CC)

“Lady Chatterley’s Daughter” (2011) (:15) ››› “Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang” (2005) Robert Downey Jr. (S) ‘R’

››› “The Long Hot Summer” (1958, Drama) Paul Newman. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

››› “The Tall Men” (1955) ‘NR’ (SHOW) (5:30) ›› “Crazy for Love” (2005) ›› “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” (2009) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:10) ›› “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (2010, Romance) Kristen Stewart. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Gigolos (CC)

›› “Trespass” (1992) Bill Paxton. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Buffalo 66” (1998, Drama) Vincent Gallo. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Shall We Dance?” (1996, Romance) Koji Yakusyo. ‘PG’ (CC) “MadMambo” (TMC) (5:20) › “Route 666” (2001) (S) ‘R’

“King of Paper Chasin’” (2009, Crime Drama) D.L., Jason Rivera. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ››› “Squeeze” (1997, Drama) Tyrone Burton. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Fright Night” (2011, Horror) Anton Yelchin, Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(12:50) “Bikini Chain Gang” ‘NR’

(:15) › “Uninvited Guest” (2000, Suspense) Mekhi Phifer. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

“Race” (2007) Voices of James Hereth. ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Dickie Roberts”

WEDNESDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 26, 2012

Top Chef MastersTop Chef MastersTop Chef MastersTop Chef MastersHappensTop Chef MastersHousewives/NJTop Chef MastersHappensHousewives/NJPaidPaidPaidPaidTabatha’s Salon (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportUltimate FightingAmer. GreedAmerican GreedMad MoneyAmer. GreedAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) ColbertDailyKeyKeySouth PkSouth PkSouth PkKeyDailyColbertSouth PkKeyDailyColbertSunnyKeyChapMich. Ian BlackComedyPaidPaidPaidCook (DISC) American Guns (S) American Guns (S) Sons of Guns (N) Booze-AmericaSons of Guns (S) Sons of Guns (S) American Guns (S) American Guns (S) PopoffCook TelePaidPaidPaidCook Creflo (DISN) Code 9VampireShake It ›› “G-Force” (2009) (S) GravityPhineasCode 9Shake ItWizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood Good WizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasGaspard Octo (E!) E! News Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialSoupE Spec.ChelseaE! News ChelseaE! SpecialChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (CC) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (CC)

SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (CC) SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2)

NFL Live (N) (CC) CrossFit Games CrossFit Games CrossFit Games CrossFit Games 2012 CrossFit Games (N)

SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)

SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC)

Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC)

NFL Live (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC)

SportsCenter (CC) SportsNation (CC) Mike and Mike in the Morning (N)

(EWTN) Daily MassEWTN LiveSaintRosarySaintsFaithCatholicWomen Daily MassEWTN LiveGenesisRupturePoor DevoSaintApo.Dogmatic T.OriginalHymns

(FAM) (5:00) ›› “The Notebook” ›› “The Last Song” (2010) Miley Cyrus. The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidPaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPrinceLifeJ. MeyerNopalea

(FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N)

(FSN) Jerry KillTwins MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Minnesota Twins. Twins Jerry KillFootballVikingsUFC UnleashedDan PatrickPaidPaidMore PaidMore PaidPaidPaid

(FX) (5:00) “Hancock” ›› “S.W.A.T.”

BrothersPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidDecked

PawnPawnCajun Cajun Cajun Cajun AmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriCajun Cajun Cajun Cajun AmeriAmeriAmeriAmeriPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

Trading SpousesTrading SpousesTrading SpousesTrading SpousesProject RunwayTrading SpousesTrading SpousesTrading SpousesProject RunwayPillowNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaid (NBCSN) IndyCar MLS 36 ››› “Rocky II” (1979) Talia Shire NFL Turning PointNFL Turning PointMotorcycle RacingNFL Turning PointDream OnHang PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidThe ’Lights (N) (NICK) Figure ItVictoFriendsFriendsMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearFriendsFriendsHollywood HeightsGeorgeGeorgeChrisYesDearYesDearGeorgeGeorgeBradyBradyTBAMikeMike (SPIKE) AuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionAuctionEntouEntouPaidPaidCook PaidPaidPaid (SYFY) Paranormal Wi.Ghost Hunters (S) Ghost Hunters (N) Paranormal Wi.Ghost Hunters (S) Paranormal Wi.Hot Set Warehouse 13 (S) Warehouse 13 (S) Warehouse 13 (S) PaidPaidPaidPaid (TBN) Graham ClassicBehindTurningPrinceEndPraise the Lord (CC)

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BibleFocusHead-OnWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC)

›› “Final Destination 3” (2006, Horror) Mary Elizabeth Winstead. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) (4:45) ›› “The Castilian” (1963)

››› “The Gift of Love” (1958, Drama) Lauren Bacall, Robert Stack.

››› “Sex and the Single Girl” (1964) Tony Curtis, Natalie Wood.

›››› “Harper” (1966, Mystery) Paul Newman, Lauren Bacall. (CC) (:15) ››› “Murder on the Orient Express” (1974, Mystery) Albert Finney, Lauren Bacall. (CC) ›› “Murder on Approval” (1956, Mystery) Tom Conway. MGM Parade “Crime School” (TLC) HoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyDown South DanceHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyHoneyPaidPaidPaidPaidNopaleaPaidDemoPeople (TNT) Castle (S) (CC) Castle (S) (CC) Castle (S) (CC) Castle (S) (CC)

CSI: NY (S) (CC)

CSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Dallas (CC) The Closer (CC) Las Vegas (CC) Angel (S) (CC) Smallville (CC) (TOON) AdvenJohnnyStar Ben 10King/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua DynaAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAweDynaKing/HillKing/HillLooneyMAD (TRAV) FoodFoodFoodFoodToy HntrToy HntrDeep-ExtraFoodFoodToy HntrToy HntrDeep-ExtraFoodFoodBest SandwichPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...TowTowTowTowRepoRepoMost ShockingTowTowTowTowRepoRepoMost ShockingThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show The Soul Man The Soul Man King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens That ’70s Show (S) (CC) ’70s Show Roseanne (S)

Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Home Improve. Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA)

NCIS “Pyramid” (S) (CC) (DVS)

NCIS A young sailor’s body is found.

NCIS A Navy lieutenant is poisoned. NCIS “Skeletons” (S) (CC)

NCIS A Marine on life support. (CC) NCIS “Two-Faced” (S) (CC) (DVS)

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) House House and Amber are at odds. House House diagnoses actor. (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosRulesRulesRulesRulesNews at Nine30 Rock30 RockRulesRules30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaDeathBill CunninghamPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) (:15) ›› “Fast Five” (2011) Vin Diesel. Dom Toretto and company ramp up the action in Brazil. Fight Game Boardwalk Empire (S) (CC)

Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

Treme (S) (CC) Real Sex (S) (CC) (12:50) ››› “The Town” (2010, Crime Drama) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Fight Game (:25) ›› “The Wood” (1999) Omar Epps. ‘R’ (CC) (:15) “The Three Musketeers” ‘PG’ (MAX) (5:20) “Marked for Death” (1990) ‘R’ Strike Back (S) (:45) ››› “X-Men 2” (2003) Patrick Stewart. A rightwing militarist pursues the mutants. ‘PG-13’

›› “Hall Pass” (2011) Owen Wilson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

Co-Ed Confidential 3: Spring Break (S) (:20) Life on Top (:15) ›› “Point Break” (1991, Action) Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves, Gary Busey. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:20) ›››› “Waking Life” (2001, Drama) (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Big Fish” (2003) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (SHOW) “Roommates” ››› “Our Idiot Brother” (2011) Paul Rudd. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Inside the NFL (N) (S) (CC) Inside NASCAR All Access Inside the NFL (S) (CC)

Inside NASCAR › “Another 9 1/2 Weeks” (1997) Mickey Rourke. (S) ‘R’ (:15) › “Fall” (1997, Drama) Eric Schaeffer, Rudolf Martin. (S) (CC)

(12:10) › “Nola” (2003) Emmy Rossum, Mary McDonnell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(1:50) “Bikini a-GoGo” (2003) (S) ‘NR’

(2:55) ›› “Pumpkin” (2002, Comedy) Christina Ricci, Hank Harris. (S) ‘R’

››› “Car Wash” (1976) ‘PG’ (TMC) (5:00) › “The Skulls” (2000) (CC) ››› “Pi” (1998, Drama) Sean Gullette. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “I’m Still Here” (2010, Documentary) Joaquin Phoenix. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Camouflage” (1999) Leslie Nielsen. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:10) ›› “Doppelganger” (1993) Drew Barrymore. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›› “The Red Baron” (2008) (CC)

THURSDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 27, 2012

Swamp Wars (S) Swamp Wars (S) River MonstersRiver Monsters (S) Swamp Wars (S) OranguEden (BRAVO) Housewives/NJReal HousewivesReal HousewivesReal HousewivesHappensReal HousewivesFlipping Out (CC) Real HousewivesHappensHousewives/NJPaidPaidPaidPaidHousewives/NJ (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportThe FacebookCrime Inc.American GreedMad MoneyCrime Inc.American GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidWorldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperEarly Start With Berman & Sambolin (COM) Daily(:44) Futurama (S) FturamaFturamaFturamaSouth PkBrickle.DailyColbertBrickle.DailyThe Colbert ReportTosh.0SunnyWork.FturamaDemetri MartinPaidPaidCook Paid (DISC) Property Wars (S) Property Wars (S) AuctionAuctionTexas Car WarsAuctionAuctionTexas Car WarsProperty Wars (S) Property Wars (S) PaidNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidCreflo (DISN) AustinVampireShake It ›› “Hannah Montana: The Movie”PhineasCode 9Shake ItWizardsWizardsDeckDeckGood Good WizardsWizardsDeckDeckFish PhineasMickeyMickey (E!) E! News E Spec.E Spec.Big Rich TexasShannen SaysChelseaE! News ChelseaIce-CocoIce-CocoChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (ESPN) Audibles (N) (Live) Coll. Football LiveCollege Football Stanford at Washington. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N)

(N) SportsCenter (N) College Football SportsCenterSportsCenter (ESPN2) E:60 (N) WNBA Basketball Conference Semifinal, Game 1: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC)

(EWTN) Daily MassThe World OverCrossingRosaryLife on the RockDefendWomen Daily MassWorld Over LiveOctavaServantRestorPersonalThreshold of HopeLiving TheOriginalChoices

(FAM) (5:00) ›› “The Last Song” ›› “Sweet Home Alabama” (2002) Josh Lucas

WildWildUFC From Los Angeles. Due Rooster UFC UnleashedWorld Poker TourDan PatrickPaidPaidMore PaidPaidPaidMore Paid (FX) MotherMotherMotherMotherTwo Two LouieLouieLouieWilfred ›› “XXX: State of the Union” (2005) LouieBiasedPaidDefrostPaidCook PaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) (5:00) Live From the Ryder Cup (N) Live From the Ryder Cup Live From the Ryder Cup Live From the Ryder Cup 19th Hole European Tour Weekly (N) Live From the Ryder Cup Live From the Ryder Cup (HGTV) Hunt IntlHuntersBuying and SellingExtreme HomesHuntersHunt IntlAbroadHunt IntlExtreme HomesHuntersHunt IntlAbroadHunt IntlBuying and SellingPaidPaidPaidNopaleaPaidGet Out (HIST) PawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnCnt. Cnt. How the StatesPawnPawnPawnPawnCnt. Cnt. How the StatesPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) Project RunwayProject RunwayProject Runway (N) (CC) PrankDance MomsProject Runway(12:01) Project RunwayPrank(:01) Dance MomsPaidNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaid (NBCSN) Dream OnWar by the ShoreCaught LookingCaught LookingWar by the ShoreCaught LookingNFL Turning PointWar by the ShorePaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidThe ’Lights (N) (NICK) Figure ItVictoFriendsFriendsMy WifeMy WifeYesDearYesDearFriendsFriendsHollywood HeightsGeorgeGeorgeChrisYesDearYesDearGeorgeGeorgeBradyBradyTBAMikeMike (SPIKE) Jail (S) Jail (S) iMPACT Wrestling (N) (S Live) (CC) MMA UncensoredWays Ways Ways Ways GTTVMMA UncensoredEntouEntouWays PaidPaidPaidCook PaidPaid (SYFY) › “Saw IV” (2007) Tobin Bell. (CC) › “Saw V” (2008, Horror) Tobin Bell. ›› “The Prophecy” (1995) (CC) Lost Girl (S) (CC) Lost Girl (S) (CC) Lost Girl (S) (CC) Lost Girl (S) (CC) Lost Girl (S) (CC) PaidPaid (TBN) GoodPottersBehindOsteenPrinceHillsongPraise the Lord (CC) Holy CrossJeffreyCrefloPraise the Lord (CC) Turning PointR. LuceWom (TBS) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (S) Family Guy (S) Big BangBig BangBig BangBig BangConan (N) (CC) The Office (CC) The Office (CC) Conan (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) › “American Outlaws” (2001, Western) Colin Farrell, Scott Caan. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) Elvis Mitchell: Under the Influence SaturdaySea Dog Tale A Harem Knight Catalina, Here Broke in China (:36) The Golf Nut Smith’s Pony (:22) Fiddlesticks The Best Man Unlucky Night Taxi for Two Match Play Great Mystery Loud Mouth The Dentist Fatal Glass ››› “Sons of the Desert” (1934) (:15) ›››› “The Music Box” ››› “Babes in Arms” (1939) (TLC) Here ComesSay YesSay YesFour Weddings (N) Bling It On (N) (S) Four Weddings (S) Bling It On (CC) Say YesSay YesHere ComesPaidPaidCook PaidPaidPaidProsCupcake

GuyFam GuyChilAweDynaKing/HillKing/HillLooneyRedakai (TRAV) FoodFoodBizarre FoodsNo ReservationMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumNo ReservationMysteries-MuseumMysteries-MuseumBizarre FoodsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC)

JokersJokersJokersJokersMost ShockingMost ShockingJokersJokersJokersJokersMost ShockingThe InvestigatorsForensicPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens The King of Queens (S) (CC) ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Home Improve. Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS Offi cer’s sword. (S) (CC) NCIS A petty officer is murdered. NCIS A blind photographer. (S) NCIS A murder victim in a taxi. (CC) Burn Notice “Split Decision” (CC) (:01) ›› “Quantum of Solace” (2008) Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko. (CC) (:05) “Foreigner 2: Black Dawn” (2005) Steven Seagal, Tamara Davies. (CC)

Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at Nine30 Rock30 RockRulesRules30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaDeathBill CunninghamPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer

PREMIUM CHANNELS

(HBO) ›› “Klitschko” (2011) The lives and careers of Vitali and Wladimir Klitschko.

››› “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (2011) James Franco. (S) ‘PG-13’

Real Sex (S) (CC) The Latino List (:35) ››› “Die Hard” (1988, Action) Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Bedelia. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (S)

(2:50) Treme (S) (CC)

(3:50) ››› “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close” (2011) Tom Hanks. (CC) (MAX) “Collateral” ‘R’ ››› “Forrest Gump” (1994, Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks, Robin Wright. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “Your Highness” (2011) Danny McBride. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) “Erotic Karma” (2012, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Femme Fatales (:45) ›› “American Wedding” (2003, Comedy) Jason Biggs. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ››› “The Funhouse” (1981) Elizabeth Berridge. ‘R’ (:10) ››› “In Bruges” (2008, ComedyDrama) Colin Farrell. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (SHOW)

› “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (7:55) › “I Melt With You” (2011, Suspense) Thomas Jane. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Gigolos (N) (S) Polyamory Mr. Gigolos (CC) Red-Nexican (S) (CC) ›› “Deception” (1993) Andie MacDowell. (S) ‘PG-13’

›› “Piranha” (2010) Elisabeth Shue. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Scream 4” (2011, Horror) Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

›››› “Hearts and Minds” (1974, Documentary) Premiere. ‘R’ (CC)

››› “The Rock” (1996, Action) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage, Ed Harris. (S) ‘R’ (12:50) “Pirates” (2010, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:20) ›› “Essential Killing” (2010) (:45) ›› “Crime Spree” (2003) Gérard Depardieu, Renaud. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Discreet”

› “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. (CC) “Multiple” (TMC) (5:00) “All Good Things” (2010) ‘R’

CatBig Cat (BRAVO) “House Party”(:05) ››› “Friday” (1995) Ice Cube. (:10) ››› “Friday” (1995) Ice Cube. (:15) ›› “Soul Plane” (2004) Kevin Hart. (:17) ›› “Soul Plane”PaidCook PaidPaidTop Chef Masters (CNBC) The Kudlow ReportMarijuana: IndustryUltimate FactoriesAmerican GreedMad MoneyUltimate FactoriesAmerican GreedPaidPaidPaidPaidMad MoneySuze Orman ShowOptionsPaid (CNN) E. B. OutFrontAnderson CooperPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperE. B. OutFrontPiers MorganAnderson CooperPiers MorganWk Early Start (COM) Daily(:44) Tosh.0 (CC) Tosh.0KeyTosh.0Brickle.South Pk ›› “Without a Paddle” (2004) (CC) Tosh.0Tosh.0(:12) The Comedy Central Roast (CC) Give it up/GiraldoPaidPaidPaidPaid

(DISC) Flying Wild AlaskaDeadliest CatchBering Sea G.Yukon Men (N) (S) Deadliest CatchYukon Men (CC) Flying Wild AlaskaFlying Wild AlaskaHang PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (DISN) Code 9GravityVampireCode 9PhineasGravityANT Good Good Good VampireGravityGravityCode 9Fish “The Lion King 1 1/2” (2004) DeckDeckFish PhineasMickeyMickey (E!)

E! News Sex-CitySex-CityE! SpecialFashion PoliceChelseaE! News ChelseaFashion PoliceChelseaChelseaE! SpecialPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

(ESPN) Ryder SportCtrCollege Football Hawaii at BYU. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) College Football Hawaii at BYU. SportsCenterSportsCenter

(ESPN2)

NFL Kickoff (N) (Live) (CC)

WNBA Basketball Conference Semifinal, Game 1: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC)

WNBA Basketball Conference Semifinal, Game 1: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC)

Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC)

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SportsNation (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) SportsNation SportsNation (CC) NFL Live (CC)

(EWTN) Daily MassLife on the RockCampusRosaryPadre Pio MaryWomen Daily MassLife on the RockCampusDefendFootSurprises-GodPortraitsPadre Pio-MkdOriginalLetter

(FAM) “Willy Wonka & Chocolate” ››› “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePaidPaidHang PaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidNopaleaPaidPaidPaidPaid

(FNC) FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (CC) Hannity (N) On Record, Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity On Record, Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) The O’Reilly Factor (CC) Hannity FOX and Friends Saturday (N) (FSN) UEFATwins MLB Baseball Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins. (N) (Live) Twins Jerry KillAction SportsMLB Baseball: Tigers at Twins PaidPaidPaidPaidMore PaidJuice and Lose!

›› “The Karate Kid” (2010) Jaden Smith, Jackie Chan. Ultimate Fighter ›› “Hitman” (2007)

(HIST) Sniper: DeadliestAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersAmerican PickersPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (LIFE) Most WantedMost WantedMost WantedMost WantedMost WantedMost WantedMost WantedMost WantedMost WantedPaidPillowPaidNopaleaPaidPaid

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›› “Young Guns” (1988, Western) Emilio Estevez, Kiefer Sutherland. (CC)

›› “Young Guns II” (1990, Western) Emilio Estevez, Kiefer Sutherland. (CC) MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) Musicals Great Musicals ››› “Support Your Local Sheriff!” (1969, Western) James Garner. (CC)

››› “Along Came Jones” (1945) Gary Cooper, Loretta Young. (CC)

›› “Carry on Cowboy” (1966, Comedy) Sidney James, Kenneth Williams. The Sid Saga The Sid Saga The Sid Saga (:45) ››› “Symbiopsychotaxiplasm: Take One” (1968)

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›› “Blade: Trinity” (2004) (CC)

›› “Daredevil” (2003) Ben Affleck.

›› “The Scorpion King” (2002) (CC)

›› “Resident Evil: Extinction” (2007) Smallville “Bride” Angel (S) (CC) Law & Order (S) (TOON) Star Star DragonsLevel UpKing/HillKing/HillAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua DynaAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAweDynaKing/HillKing/HillLooneyLooney (TRAV) ParaParaGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresThe Dead FilesThe Dead FilesGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidRifles (TRUTV) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) Wipeout (S) (CC) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...The InvestigatorsForensicPaidCook Paid (TVLAND) Home Improve. Home Improve. Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens The King of Queens (S) (CC) ’70s Show Roseanne (S) Roseanne (S) Cosby Show Home Improve. Home Improve. ’70s Show ’70s Show Cosby Show Cosby Show (USA) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

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›› “Into the Sun” (2005, Action) Steven Seagal, Matthew Davis. (CC) Monk Natalie suspects foul play. Cook Safe Paid Program Cook Safe Paid Program (WGN-A) Funny VideosMotherMotherMotherMotherNews at Nine30 Rock30 RockRulesRules30 RockScrubsSunnySunnyFturamaDeathBill CunninghamPaidPaidSingAdelante

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Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC)

›› “Horrible Bosses” (2011) Jason Bateman. (S) ‘R’ Fight Game (:10) ››› “The Debt” (2010, Drama) Helen Mirren. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “Gang Related” (1997) James Belushi. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:15) “The Indian in the Cupboard” (S) (MAX) (5:40) ›› “Final Destination 5” ‘R’

(:15) ›› “The Hangover Part II” (2011) Bradley Cooper. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Strike Back (N) (S) (CC)

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(:15) Inside the NFL (S) (CC)

›››› “Five Fingers” (2006) Laurence Fishburne. ›› “Redemption Road” (2010) (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) “Hollywood Sex Wars” (2011) Dominique Purdy. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)

››› “Better Luck Tomorrow” (2002) Parry Shen. ‘R’ (:45) ››› “Chrystal” (2004, Drama) Billy Bob Thornton. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Believers” (2007, Horror) Johnny Messner. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) “Buck”

(:15) Gigolos (S) Willie Barcena: I Gotta Be Honest (:45) “Fubar: Balls to the Wall” (2010) David Lawrence. (:15) “Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde” (2008) Dougray Scott. ‘NR’ (:45) ›› “From the Sky Down” (2011) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:15) ›› “Barbershop” (2002) (CC) (TMC) (5:30) “Swinging With the Finkels”

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(12:55) › “Wild Wild West” (1999, Action) Will Smith, Kevin Kline. (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens (TCM) (5:30) ››› “Pride and Prejudice” (1940) (CC) (DVS)

››› “Random Harvest” (1942) Ronald Colman, Greer Garson. (CC) (:45) ›› “Secret of the Whistler” (1946) Richard Dix.

›› “Pygmy Island” (1950) Johnny Weissmuller.

››› “It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World” (1963, Comedy) Spencer Tracy, Edie Adams, Milton Berle. (CC) (:45) ›› “The Land That Time Forgot” (1975) Doug McClure. (CC) “ValleyKng” (TLC) PaidPaidPaidPaidFour Houses (S) Four Houses (S) Four Houses (S) Four Houses (S) Hard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard EvidenceHard Evidence (TNT) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Major CrimesRizzoli & Isles

››› “The Last Boy Scout” (1991) ›› “Daredevil” (2003) Ben Affleck. ›› “Blade: Trinity” (2004) (CC) “Resident Evil” (TOON) Scan2GoRedakaiBeyPokeBen 10StarLanternJusticeDragonsDragonsDragonsDragonsNinjaGoNinjaGoStar AnnoyAnnoyGumballGumballAdvenAdvenRegularRegularRegular (TRAV) When VacationsMysteries-MuseumNo ReservationNo ReservationBizarre FoodsFoodFoodFoodFoodToy HntrToy HntrBigfootville (CC) Creepy Dest.Legends-OzarksBermuda Tria. (TRUTV) PaidPaidCook PaidPaidPaidDisorder in theDisorder in theJokersJokersMost DaringMost DaringMost DaringMost ShockingMost ShockingMost Shocking (TVLAND) The Cosby Show (S) (CC)

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››› “No Country for Old Men” (2007, Crime Drama) Tommy Lee Jones, Javier Bardem. (CC)

››› “3:10 to Yuma” (2007, Western) Russell Crowe, Christian Bale, Logan Lerman. (CC)

›› “The Transporter” (2002, Action) Jason Statham, Shu Qi. (CC) NCIS “UnSEALed” (S) (CC) NCIS Ducky is kidnapped. (S) (CC) NCIS Director’s contact is killed. (S) (WGN-A) SingPaidPaidPaidMatlock (S) (CC) Matlock (S) (CC) Law Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CILaw Order: CI

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›› “Klitschko” (2011) The lives and careers of Vitali and Wladimir Klitschko. The Latino List (:45) ›› “Unknown” (2011, Suspense) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

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(MAX) (5:20) ››› “The Right Stuff” (1983, Docudrama) Sam Shepard. (S) ‘PG’ (CC) (:35) ››› “Crazy, Stupid, Love.” (2011) Steve Carell. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:35) ›› “Underworld” (2003, Horror) Kate Beckinsale. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:45) ›› “Love Don’t Cost a Thing” (2003) Nick Cannon. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

› “Red Riding Hood” (2011) Amanda Seyfried. (S) ‘PG-13’

(:15) ›› “Along Came Polly” (2004) Ben Stiller. (CC) “The ATeam” (SHOW) (5:15) ›› “Barbershop” (2002)

Inside the NFL (S) (CC) Inside NASCAR ›› “Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life” (2003) Angelina Jolie. ››› “The Company Men” (2010, Drama) Ben Affleck. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “Agora” (2009) Rachel Weisz. A slave falls in love with Hypatia of Alexandria. ‘R’

›› “Barbershop” (2002) Ice Cube. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) ››› “Fair Game” (2010, Drama) Naomi Watts. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)

(:15) ›› “Real Steel” (2011, Action) Hugh Jackman. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) (5:45) ››› “Buck” (2011) ‘PG’

(:25) ›› “Burke & Hare” (2010) Simon Pegg. ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Broken Flowers” (2005) Bill Murray. ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Brighton Rock” (2010, Crime Drama) Sam Riley. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

››› “The Constant Gardener” (2005, Drama) Ralph Fiennes, Rachel Weisz. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(4:50) ›› “The Joneses” (2009)

(5:00) Into the West (CC)

“Tombstone” (1993) Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer. Doc Holliday joins Wyatt Earp for the OK Corral showdown. (CC)

Day” (1996) Will Smith, Bill Pullman. Earthlings vs. evil aliens in 15-mile-wide ships. (CC)

’Em High” (1968, Western) Clint Eastwood, Inger Stevens, Ed Begley. (CC)

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(LIFE) “Last Hours”“A Mother’s Nightmare” (2012) (CC) “The Preacher’s Daughter” (2012) (CC) (:01) “A Mother’s Nightmare” (2012) (:01) “The Preacher’s Daughter” (2012) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid

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(SPIKE) (:10) ›› “I, Robot” (2004, Science Fiction) Will Smith. (S) ›› “The Punisher” (2004, Action) Thomas Jane. (S) (11:50) › “Punisher: War Zone” (2008) (S) RepoHang PaidPaidCook PaidPaid

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››› “The Fallen Idol” (1948) Ralph Richardson, Michèle Morgan. (CC)

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(:15) Boardwalk Empire (S) (CC)

(12:15) › “The Sitter” (2011) Jonah Hill. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Fast Five(1:55) ››› “Die Hard With a Vengeance” (1995) Bruce Willis. (S) ‘R’ (CC)

(:05) ›› “The Crush” (1993) Cary Elwes. ‘R’ (CC) (:35) “Devil”

(MAX) (5:45) ›› “The A-Team” (2010, Action) Liam Neeson. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) Strike Back (S) (CC)

› “Beyond” (2011) Jon Voight. ‘PG-13’ (CC) Strike Back (S) Skin to the Max (:45) Sin City Diaries Feature 4: Luck is a Lady A compilation of episodes. (S) (CC)

› “Beyond” (2011) Jon Voight. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “RoboCop 2” (1990, Science Fiction) Peter Weller. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Grease” (1978) (SHOW) “Real Steel”

›› “Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life” (2003) Angelina Jolie. All Access Strikeforce: Melendez vs. Healy Gilbert Melendez vs. Pat Healy. From Sacramento, Calif. (N) (Live)

Gigolos (CC)

››› “Tupac: Resurrection” (2003, Documentary) (S) ‘R’ “C’mon Man” (2012) Tony Rock. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “It’s About You” (2011) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (:15) › “The Backup Plan” (S) (TMC) “Joneses” (:25) › “Route 666” (2001) Lou Diamond Phillips. (S)

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