Immortality can be such a lonely burden.
As the first vampire/werewolf hybrid, Klaus Mikaelson (Joseph Morgan) proves this in The CW’s “The Originals,” premiering Thursday, Oct. 3.
The spinoff of “The Vampire Diaries” features Klaus visiting New Orleans, which his family helped build. There he meets up with Marcel (Charles Michael Davis), once his protege, now a slick tyrant.
“He is a Jay-Z character,” Davis says of Marcel. “He is rags to riches.”
“Marcel felt enslaved,” Davis says. “He just wants to be free in a sense. He is still a sensitive guy. He wants to rule over the witches and the werewolves, but he is a vampire. He is not an original.”
At only a few hundred years old, Marcel is a kid in the vampire world. But he now rules the werewolves and witches in New Orleans, killing at whim and making it very clear to Klaus that he is the boss.
“I’m not the prince of the Quarter, friend,” Marcel growls to Klaus in the pilot. “I am the king! Show me some respect.”
Klaus, who has anger issues, does not take kindly to Marcel’s attitude.
Though initially content to let fury guide him, Klaus relents to brother Elijah’s (Daniel Gillies) pleas to try to live in New Orleans for a while - for family. Elijah wants to see the family line continued.
“Family is power, Nicklaus,” Elijah tells his brother. “Love, loyalty - that’s power. This is what we swore to one another 1,000 years ago before life tore away what little humanity you had left.”
Klaus has impregnated Hayley (Phoebe Tonkin), which initially shocks him because vampires cannot procreate. However, werewolves can, and Klaus is a hybrid.
The witches of New Orleans need to cast off Marcel’s shackles and know that Klaus and his family, which also includes sister Rebekah (Claire Holt), can help them. The witches want Marcel dead, and Klaus isn’t too wild about him either, so they form an alliance. They will take care of Hayley during her pregnancy and ensure that Klaus’ child is born.
Klaus needs convincing, given that his base-line emotion is anger. Despite the fact that his character is a tightly coiled ball of rage, albeit in a scruffy and appealing way, Morgan sees him as a bit wounded and vulnerable.
“I have thought from the beginning that what he wants most of all is affirmation and love,” Morgan says. “He is a bastard child. His mother was a witch, and his father was a werewolf. His stepfather was a vampire who turned us into vampires.”
“The first kill I made as a vampire transformed me into a werewolf,” Morgan says.
Klaus is supposed to be that tense. “He flips on a dime,” Morgan says. “He’s a sociopath. It’s hard to feel anything other than anger. He is always chasing that love he never received.”
In one fight scene, Klaus says, “I cannot be killed.”
Morgan acknowledges that’s not 100 percent accurate.
“There is a weapon out there that can kill him,” Morgan says. “It is the only weapon, the stakes from the wood from one tree. We burned the tree hundreds of years ago. I have the daggers dipped in the ash from the tree. The daggers were pulled out, and I have the stake of that tree.
I am hoping to hold onto it for a while.”
The actor does refer to the character in the first person and is clearly well versed in vampire lore.
“I love playing the character,” Morgan says. “There is a progression that had to happen. For me to remain part of ‘The Vampire Diaries,’ it would have been challenging. How long before a hero starts to look stupid because they can’t beat this villain?
How long before Klaus is killed or evolved into his own show?
The pilot does a decent job of explaining the mythology of “The Originals,” especially for those who are not “Vampire Diaries” fans or all that knowledgeable about vampires.
“I have read the first three, and I have been on set for four days,” Morgan says. “I know, absolutely, assuredly, it will be a show in its own right. For fans of ‘Vampire Diaries,’ they will recognize the mythology. But for all of the people who have never seen a frame of ‘Vampire Diaries,’ they won’t feel like they are late to the party.”
“It is done so well, and I was so lucky to come in on it and (be) given the opportunity with this character,” he continues. “It looks a little different. It is a little more colorful. It’s embracing the color of the city.”
And the flavor of New Orleans, which is as it should be - spicy, nuanced and mysterious, steeped in history that isn’t always apparent.
“New Orleans is Marcel’s home, but Klaus is just a houseguest,” Davis says. “And houseguests stink after three days.”
ACROSS
1. Role on “How I Met Your Mother”
4. Actor Guinness
8. Serling or Stewart
11. “Long __ and Far Away” (1989-93)
12. “__ __ Smile Be Your Umbrella”
13. “Man __ __ Ledge”; ’12 Sam Worthington film
14. Role on “Law & Order: SVU” (2)
17. Mom on “Little People, Big World”
18. 90 degrees from NNW
19. Jim Nabors role
21. Carey, for one
24. Initials for Einstein
25. Setting for “Designing Women”: abbr.
26. “__ Femme Nikita” (1997-2001)
27. “Evening Shade” setting: abbr.
28. Close or Sevareid
30. “The __ Pebbles”; 1966 film for Steve McQueen
32. Actor Hunter
34. Hope, for one
3. Actor __ Logue
4. Ms. Sheedy
5. “I __ 3 Lives” (1953-56)
6. Common Latin abbr.
7. “Daddy Day __”; 2003 Eddie Murphy movie
8. Alien in “American Dad”
9. “__ Life to Live”
10. Hubby on “Roseanne”
15. “__ Got Talent”
16. Actress Melissa Sue __
19. “__ Rider”; 1985 Clint Eastwood movie
20. “A __ in the Life” (1987-88)
22. Actor Richard
23. Beaver’s dad
29. “__ __ party, and I’ll cry if I want to ...”
31. Opening quintet
33. Actress Neuwirth
34. Stein and Stiller
35. “The Brady Bunch” role
36. Period of time
37. “The Love Boat” setting
38. Launch site
39. Japanese delicacy
40. Actor Alejandro __
Sunday
8:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4
A totaled 2007 JK becomes am over-engineered trail rig.
4:00 p.m. % X Games (Taped)
5:00 p.m. (MSC) BMX Supercross World Cup
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited
Friday
5:00 p.m. (MSC) BMX Supercross World Cup From Papendal, Netherlands.
Saturday
8:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Xtreme 4x4
Upgrading a short course RC car; dirt riot action from Moab.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Sports Unlimited
Saturday
10:30 a.m. ) Sports Stars of Tomorrow Profiles of the top rookie, college and highschool talent in sports; current athletes share their experiences, advice and personal impressions of the road to stardom.
4:30 a.m. = Whacked Out Sports AUTO
Sunday
8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower
TV A Nissan 240 SX becomes a 240/LS.
9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks! Improving the shifting in a ’06 GMC Sierra; new paint.
9:30 a.m. (SPIKE) MuscleCar
Custom fuel-tank mounting; protecting a vehicle’s finish.
12:00 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Countdown (Live)
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: AAA 400.
From Dover International Speedway in Dover, Del. (Live)
7:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing AAA Insurance Midwest Nationals. From Madison, Ill. (Same-day Tape)
10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR
Now (Live)
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: AAA 400. From Dover International Speedway in Dover, Del. (Same-day Tape)
Tuesday
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR
Now Wednesday
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Now
Thursday
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR
Now
Saturday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) 3 Wide Life
The top NASCAR teams and drivers.
8:30 a.m. (SPIKE) Horsepower
TV Finishing Horsepower’s 240/LS.
9:00 a.m. (SPIKE) Trucks!
Project Super Dally gets new lights.
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Kansas Lottery 300. From Kansas Speedway in Kansas City, Kan. (Live)
2:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NHRA Drag Racing Auto-Plus Nationals, Qualifying. From Reading, Pa. (Same-day Tape)
Sunday
11:30 a.m. (TBS) MLB on Deck
12:00 p.m. (TBS) MLB Baseball (Live)
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live) (WGN-A) White Sox Warm-Up (Live)
1:00 p.m. (MSC) Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis. (Live) (WGN-A) Kansas City Royals at Chicago White Sox. From U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (MSC) Twins Live (Live)
4:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
Tonight (Live)
7:30 p.m. (ESPN) Baseball Tonight (Live)
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
Monday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Twins Live
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Cleveland Indians at Minnesota Twins. From Target Field in Minneapolis.
3:30 p.m. (MSC) Boys in the Hall
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight (Live)
Tuesday 6:00 p.m. (TBS) MLB Pregame 7:00 p.m. (TBS) National League Wild-Card Game:
p.m. (TBS) MLB Postgame
Baseball
Wednesday
p.m. (TBS) MLB Pregame
p.m. (TBS) American League Wild-Card Game:
opens as Timothy Bradley and Juan Manuel Marquez prepare for their upcoming fight.
Monday
9:15 a.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Bradley/ Marquez Timothy Bradley and Juan Manuel Marquez’s upcoming bout.
10:30 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Bradley/Marquez Training camp opens as Timothy Bradley and Juan Manuel Marquez prepare for their upcoming fight.
11:00 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Bradley/Marquez Training camp opens as Timothy Bradley and Juan Manuel Marquez prepare for their upcoming fight.
Friday
8:30 a.m. (HBO) Ali-Frazier 1: One Nation... Divisible The 1971 match between Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier.
5:30 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Bradley/Marquez Training camp opens as Timothy Bradley and Juan Manuel Marquez prepare for their upcoming fight.
Saturday
9:00 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Bradley/Marquez Training camp opens as Timothy Bradley and Juan Manuel Marquez prepare for their upcoming fight.
12:00 p.m. _ Minnesota Vikings vs. Pittsburgh Steelers. From Wembley Stadium in London. (Live) ) / Chicago Bears at Detroit Lions. From Ford Field in Detroit. (Live)
3:00 p.m. _ NFL Postgame Highlights and scores. (Live)
3:25 p.m. ) Dallas Cowboys at San Diego Chargers. From Qualcomm Stadium in San Diego. (Live) / Philadelphia Eagles at Denver Broncos. From Sports Authority Field at Mile High in Denver. (Live)
3:30 p.m. _ WCCO-TV Post Game Show
Friday
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Hollywood Casino 400, Qualifying. From Kansas Speedway in Kansas City, Kan. (Live)
p.m. (TBS) Division Series: Teams TBA. (Live)
11:00 p.m. (TBS) MLB Postgame 1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball
10:45 p.m. (HBO) Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. vs. Bryan Vera. Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. takes on Bryan Vera in a super middleweight bout, from Carson, Calif.
1:30 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Bradley/Marquez Training camp opens as Timothy Bradley and
9:30 a.m. (HBO) Cornered: Michael Buffer The boxing ring announcer discusses his career.
2:00 p.m. (HBO) Wladimir Klitschko vs. Alexander Povetkin. Alexander Povetkin takes on Wladimir Klitschko in a heavyweight title bout, from Moscow, Russia. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Bradley/ Marquez Timothy Bradley and Juan Manuel Marquez’s upcoming bout.
8:45 p.m. (HBO) Miguel Cotto vs. Delvin Rodriguez. Miguel Cotto takes on Delvin Rodriguez in a super welterweight bout, from Orlando, Fla. (Live)
11:30 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Bradley/ Marquez
12:00 a.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Alvarado/ Provodnikov Mike Alvarado and Ruslan Provodnikov discuss their bout.
2:55 a.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Bradley/ Marquez Timothy Bradley and Juan Manuel Marquez’s upcoming bout.
3:10 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Bradley/ Marquez
Sunday
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Eastern Conference Final, Game 2: Teams TBA. (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Western Conference Final, Game 2: Teams TBA. (Live)
Tuesday
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Conference Final, Game 3: Teams TBA. (If necessary). (Live)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Conference Final, Game 3: Teams TBA. (If necessary). (Live)
Saturday
1:30 p.m. (MSC) Wolves Weekly
Sunday
7:30 a.m. (HBO) Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. vs. Bryan Vera. Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. takes on Bryan Vera in a super middleweight bout, from Carson, Calif.
10:15 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Bradley/Marquez Training camp
Juan Manuel Marquez prepare for their upcoming fight.
2:00 a.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Bradley/ Marquez Timothy Bradley and Juan Manuel Marquez’s upcoming bout.
Tuesday
5:30 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Bradley/Marquez Training camp opens as Timothy Bradley and Juan Manuel Marquez prepare for their upcoming fight.
1:35 a.m. (HBO) 24/7 Bradley/Marquez Training camp opens as Timothy Bradley and Juan Manuel Marquez prepare for their upcoming fight.
Wednesday
8:30 p.m. (HBO) 24/7 Bradley/Marquez Training camp opens as Timothy Bradley and Juan Manuel Marquez prepare for their upcoming fight.
Thursday
9:15 p.m. (HBO) Face Off With Max Kellerman: Bradley/ Marquez Timothy Bradley and Juan Manuel Marquez’s upcoming bout.
6:00 p.m. + Football Night in America Bob Costas and others recap the day’s NFL highlights. (Live)
6:30 p.m. ) / The OT (Live)
7:20 p.m. + New England Patriots at Atlanta Falcons. From the Georgia Dome in Atlanta. (Live)
2:00 a.m. (MSC) Teams TBA.
2:30 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.
Monday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Teams TBA. (Taped)
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime Trey Wingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge. (Live)
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)
(MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentarystyle Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (Live)
Sunday
6:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College Football Final
7:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
8:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Colin’s New Football Show (Live)
9:00 a.m. (ESPN) Sunday NFL Countdown (Live)
9:30 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
10:00 a.m. + Vikings GamePlan Vikings radio Play-byPlay man Paul Allen gives viewers an inside look at what to expect in the upcoming game.
(ESPN2) Fantasy Football
Now Host Robert Flores and analysts Matthew Berry, Tim Hasselbeck, Stephania Bell and Sara Walsh. (Live)
10:30 a.m. _ WCCO-TV Tailgate Show
(MSC) Vikings Game Plan
11:00 a.m. _ The NFL Today Host James Brown; with Boomer Esiason, Dan Marino, Shannon Sharpe and Bill Cowher. (Live) ) / FOX NFL Sunday (Live)
5:30 p.m. (ESPN) Monday Night Countdown With host Chris Berman and analysts Mike Ditka, Tom Jackson, Keyshawn Johnson, Cris Carter, Chris Mortensen, Stuart Scott, Adam Schefter and Steve Young. (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Teams TBA. (Taped)
7:25 p.m. (ESPN) Miami Dolphins at New Orleans Saints. From the Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans. (Live)
12:00 a.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime Trey Wingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge.
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Films Presents Seahawks Richard Sherman; eavesdrop on QBs’ cadence at the line of scrimmage; Deacon Jones.
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA.
3:30 a.m. (ESPN2) Teams TBA.
Tuesday
9:00 a.m. (MSC) College Football
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime Trey Wingo, Tim Hasselbeck and Merril Hoge.
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) Mike and Mike’s Best of the NFL Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic discuss NFL action from the previous week’s games.
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College
Football Live (Live)
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Teams TBA.
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Wednesday
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
9:00 a.m. (MSC) Teams TBA.
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College
Football Live (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
8:00 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill (SHOW) Inside the NFL
8:30 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
9:00 p.m. (MSC) SEC Gridiron
LIVE (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill (SHOW) Inside the NFL
1:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Films
Presents Seahawks Richard Sherman; eavesdrop on QBs’ cadence at the line of scrimmage; Deacon Jones.
2:00 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live
Thursday
7:00 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
7:30 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
11:00 a.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
11:30 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live) (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
2:30 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
4:00 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live (Live)
6:30 p.m. (ESPN) Texas at Iowa State. (Live)
7:00 p.m. (MSC) The New College Football Show Preview games from the ACC, SEC & Conference USA; analysis of each week’s biggest games.
9:00 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
1:00 a.m. (MSC) The New College Football Show Preview games from the ACC, SEC & Conference USA; analysis of each week’s biggest games.
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Texas at Iowa State.
Friday
9:00 a.m. (MSC) The New College Football Show Preview games from the ACC, SEC & Conference USA; analysis of each week’s biggest games.
1:30 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders (Live)
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live (Live)
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Kickoff (Live)
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) College
Football Live (Live)
(ESPN2) John Curtis vs. St. Augustine. (Live) (MSC) UCLA at Utah. (Taped)
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) Nevada at San Diego State. (Live)
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
1:15 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
2:00 a.m. (ESPN) Nevada at San Diego State.
5:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live Saturday
6:30 a.m. + Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentarystyle Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
(ESPN2) NFL Kickoff
7:00 a.m. (SHOW) Inside the NFL
7:30 a.m. (ESPN2) NFL Matchup
8:00 a.m. (ESPN) College
GameDay Chris Fowler, Lee Corso, Kirk Herbstreit and Desmond Howard provide game angles, previews and analysis. (Live)
10:30 a.m. _ Air Force at Navy.
(Live)
11:00 a.m. 7 SEC Game of the Week: Teams TBA. (Live)
(ESPN) (ESPN2) Teams TBA.
(Live)
2:00 p.m. % College Football Countdown (Live) _ College Football Today
(Live)
(ESPN) (ESPN2) College Football Scoreboard (Live)
(MSC) Gopher Football With Jerry Kill
2:30 p.m. % _ (ESPN2) (MSC) Teams TBA. (Live)
5:30 p.m. ) / FOX College Saturday Insights and opinions on the day’s top games.
(Live)
(ESPN) (ESPN2) College Football Scoreboard (Live)
6:00 p.m. ) / (ESPN)
(ESPN2) Teams TBA. (Live)
(MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentarystyle Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
6:30 p.m. + Arizona State vs. Notre Dame. From AT&T
Stadium in Arlington, Texas. (Live)
7:00 p.m. % Teams TBA. (Live)
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) (ESPN2) College Football Scoreboard (Live)
9:30 p.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA. (Live)
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) College
Football Final (Live)
1:30 a.m. (ESPN) College
Football Final (MSC) Northern Iowa at North Dakota State. (Same-day Tape)
1:32 a.m. + Vikings GamePlan Vikings radio Play-byPlay man Paul Allen gives viewers an inside look at what
Martin Kaymer. From St. Andrews, Scotland.
1:30 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame (Live)
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Web.com Tour Championship, Final Round. From Dye’s Valley Course, Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Nature Valley First Tee Open, Final Round. From Pebble Beach Golf Links, Monterey Peninsula, Calif. (Live)
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Web.com Tour Championship, Final Round. From Dye’s Valley Course, Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla.
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central (Live)
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Champions: Nature Valley First Tee Open, Final Round. From Pebble
10:30 p.m. (GOLF) Champions Tour Learning Center
11:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup
3:00 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
3:30 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup
Tuesday
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup (Live)
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions
Tour Learning Center
4:30 p.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
5:00 p.m.
Friday
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Vivendi Seve Trophy, Second Round. From Paris. (Live)
10:30 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup (Live)
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Presidents Cup, Day Two. From Dublin, Ohio. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup (Live)
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Presidents Cup, Day Two. From Dublin, Ohio.
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup
2:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup
4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup
Saturday
7:00 a.m. + 2013 Presidents Cup Day 3. From Muirfield Village Golf Club in Dublin, Ohio. (Live) (GOLF) Vivendi Seve Trophy, Third Round. From Paris. (Same-day Tape)
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Reignwood LPGA Classic, Third Round. From Beijing. (Same-day Tape)
4:00
(GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup
Wednesday
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup (Live)
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole (Live)
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup (Live)
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup
10:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) 19th Hole
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) European Tour Weekly Highlights and previews of the European Golf Tour.
1:30 a.m. (GOLF) Inside the PGA Tour
3:00 p.m. + 2013 Presidents Cup Day 3. From Muirfield Village Golf Club in Dublin, Ohio. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup (Live)
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Presidents Cup, Day Three. From Dublin, Ohio. (Same-day Tape)
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup
3:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup
Wednesday
12:30 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.
Thursday
6:00 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live (Live)
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live
to expect in the upcoming game.
2:30 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Matchup
3:00 a.m. (ESPN) Teams TBA.
4:30 a.m. (MSC) Vikings: Beyond the Gridiron A documentary-style Vikings themed show that includes rare and exclusive team access.
5:30 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Matchup
GOLF
Sunday
7:00 a.m. (GOLF) Alfred Dunhill Links Championship, Final Round. Players expected to compete include Ernie Els, Louis Oosthuizen, Darren Clarke, Charl Schwartzel and Martin Kaymer. From St. Andrews, Scotland. (Live)
11:30 a.m. (GOLF) Alfred Dunhill Links Championship, Final Round. Players expected to compete include Ernie Els, Louis Oosthuizen, Darren Clarke, Charl Schwartzel and
Beach Golf Links, Monterey Peninsula, Calif.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
Monday
12:00 p.m. (GOLF) Web.com Tour Championship, Final Round. From Dye’s Valley Course, Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla.
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Champions: Nature Valley First Tee Open, Final Round. From Pebble Beach Golf Links, Monterey Peninsula, Calif.
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) President’s Cup Highlights United States.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) The Golf Fix
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup (Live)
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup
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4:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup
Thursday
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Vivendi Seve Trophy, First Round. From Paris. (Live)
10:30 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup (Live)
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) Presidents Cup, Day One. From Dublin, Ohio. (Live)
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup (Live)
7:00 p.m. (GOLF) Presidents Cup, Day One. From Dublin, Ohio.
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup
3:00 a.m. (GOLF) Reignwood LPGA Classic, Second Round. From Beijing. (Sameday Tape)
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup
10:30 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.
Friday
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8:00 a.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.
12:00 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live
1:00 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.
Saturday
6:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live
7:00 p.m. (MSC) Anaheim Ducks at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn. (Live)
9:30 p.m. (MSC) Wild Live
10:00 p.m. (MSC) Becoming Wild A day in the life on the Minnesota Wild roster looks like.
12:00 a.m. (MSC) Anaheim Ducks at Minnesota Wild. From the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minn.
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M MarriedMarriedMarriedThere PayneBrownsPrincePrincePrincePrinceJimWipeout CleveAmer.Amer.FriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsKingKingSeinfeldSeinfeld
T Wipeout CleveAmer. Fam GuyFam Guy SeinfeldSeinfeldFam GuyFam GuyTheoryTheory
(TBS)
W TH SeinfeldSeinfeldSeinfeldAmer.Amer.Fam GuyFam Guy TheoryTheoryMLB PregameMLB Baseball (N) (Live)
F MarriedThere PayneBrownsSeinfeld Amer.Amer.Fam GuyPregameMLB Baseball Division Series: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) MLB Baseball
M “Penny Serenade” ››› “Random Harvest” (1942) (CC) (:15) ››› “Flamingo Road” (1949) ››› “The Rains Came” (1939) (CC) ›› “Susan Slade” (1961) (CC) ››› “Leave Her to Heaven” (1945) “Magnificent”
T “King Richard”(:15) ›› “Butterfield 8” (1960, Drama) (:15) ›› “Two Loves” (1961, Drama) “The Wonderful World of the Brothers Grimm” ›› “Of Human Bondage”(:15) ›› “The Outrage” (1964) (CC) “Walk-Wild Side”
(TCM)
W “Matter-Life-Dth”Playing(:45) ››› “Bringing Up Baby” (1938) (:45) ›› “Rio Lobo” (1970) (CC) (:45) ››› “Contempt” (1963, Drama) ›› “The Desperados”(:15) ›› “The Mercenary” (1968) “Monte Walsh”
TH ›› “Christopher Strong” ›› “The Bride Wore Red”(:15) ›› “Dance, Girl, Dance” (1940) ›› “First Comes Courage”“Hard, Fast and Beautiful” ›› “Beware My Lovely”“On Dangerous Ground”“While-Sleeps”
F ›› “The Long Night” (CC) (:45) “Female”(:45) “In the Good Old Summertime” ››› “Pat and Mike”(:15) ›› “Billie” (1965) (CC) (:45) ›› “It Happened to Jane”“Don’t Trust Your Husband”“His Girl Friday”
(TLC) Baby’s MultiplesBabyBabyBabyBabyPregnantPregnantFour WeddingsWhat Not to WearBabyBabyMediumMediumNot VariedWedVariedSay YesSay YesToddlerVaried (TNT) Charmed Charmed SupernaturalSupernaturalSupernaturalBones Bones Bones Bones Castle Castle Castle (TOON) Ben 10BeyPokeNinjaGoAnnoyMovie LooneyVariedTom & JerryJerryCodenDogJohnnyJohnnyGumballTotalMADAdvenAdvenRegularRegular
(TRAV) PaidPaidPaidPaidOffbeatOffbeatFood ParadiseVaried Programs BourdainVariedCarniCarniBizarre FoodsFoodFoodBizarreVaried
(TRUTV) PaidPaidPaidPaidIn Session Bait CarBait CarBait CarBait CarVaried Programs
(TVLAND) PaidPaidPaidPaidMurder...VariedV. DykeV. DykeLucyLucyGriffithGriffithGunsmokeGunsmokeBonanza Bonanza Bonanza GriffithGriffith
M NCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los Angeles
(USA)
T (5:30) White CollarLaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVU W Law Order: CI ››› “Sex and the City” (2008) Sarah Jessica Parker. › “Good Luck Chuck” (2007) (CC) NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS NCIS: Los AngelesNCIS
TH Burn NoticeBurn NoticeBurn NoticeBurn NoticeNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los AngelesNCIS: Los Angeles NCIS: Los Angeles
F Law Order: CICSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneCSI: Crime SceneLaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVU NCIS (WGN-A) PrinceCrefloPaidPaidMatlock Matlock Heat of the NightHeat of the NightNews Walker, RangerWalker, RangerLaw Order: CILaw Order: CIFunny Videos
PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO)
M ›› “Splitting Heirs” (1993) › “Taxi” (2004) (S) (CC) Face OffREAL Sports24/7 ›› “Parental Guidance”“Ice Age: Continental Drift”(:15) ›› “The Big Year” (2011) (S) ›› “Red Tails” (2012) (S) (CC)
T “French Kiss” (S) ››› “Apollo 13” (1995) Tom Hanks. (S) (CC) “Pure Country 2: The Gift” (2010) (S) “First Cousin” ›› “Purple Violets” (2007) First ››› “Chronicle” (2012) REAL Sports24/7
W ››› “The Loving Story”“Kit Kittredge: American”“Madagascar 3: Wanted” ›› “Where the Heart Is” (2000) (S) ››› “In Good Company” (2004) (S) ›› “Joyful Noise” (2012) (S) (CC) “Happy Feet Two”
TH (5:15) “Titan A.E.” ›› “Parental Guidance”“Comedy in the Muslim World” › “White Noise” (2005) (S) (:15) › “This Means War” (2012) (S) ›› “Hitchcock” (2012) (S) (:45) ›› “Parental Guidance” (2012) Eagle
F That Old(:45) ››› “Mary and Martha” (2013) Ali-Frazier 1 › “New Year’s Eve” (2011) (S) (CC) ›› “Hemingway & Gellhorn” (2012) (S) (CC) (:15) › “Dream House” (S) (:45) ››› “Moonrise Kingdom” (S) 24/7 (MAX)
M (:15) › “Anna and the King” (1999) Jodie Foster. (:45) ››› “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012) Christian Bale. Strike Back(:25) ››› “Ray” (2004) Jamie Foxx. (S) (CC) (:05) “El Gringo” (2012) (S) (:45) ›› “Deep Impact” (S)
T “Diary-Dog Day” ›› “Fever Pitch” (2005) (S) (:45) ›››› “Rain Man” (1988) Dustin Hoffman. Strike Back(11:50) “Brokedown Palace”“For a Good Time, Call...”“Sherlock Holmes-Game of Shadows”“Bone Collector”
W “Madagascar” (S) (:05) ›› “The Chamber” (1996) (S) ›› “Snow White and the Huntsman”(:15) ››› “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012) Christian Bale. Strike BackStrike (:40) Strike BackStrike BackStrike
TH Pick-Up(:25) ››› “War of the Worlds” (S) (:25) ››› “The Descendants” (2011) (:20) “Wrath of the Titans” ››› “Lethal Weapon” (1987) (S) (1:50) “Lethal Weapon 2” (S) (:45) ››› “Lethal Weapon 3” (1992) (S) (CC)
M “Adventures in Babysitting”(:45) ››› “Dick Tracy” (1990)
› “The Three Musketeers” (2011) (S) ›› “Die Another Day” (2002) (S) (CC) (:45) ›› “Step Up Revolution” (2012) “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn”Fly Blind
T FarAway ›› “Ceremony” (2010) (S) “Beginner’s Guide” (:35) ›› “The Brothers Bloom” (2008) › “Legendary” (2010, Drama) (S) (CC) ››› “Do the Right Thing” (1989) “Peace, Love” (:15) “Mean Girls”
W Bringing(:45) › “The Understudy” (2008) (CC) ››› “Camp” (2003) Daniel Letterle. ›› “My Father, the Hero” ››› “Cool Runnings”(:45) ››› “Meek’s Cutoff” (2010) (S) ››› “Man on the Moon” (1999) (S) Roman
F (5:30) “Confetti”(:15) ›› “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005) (:15) ›› “The Bone Collector” (1999) (:15) ››› “The Hurricane” (1999) (S) (CC) (:45) “What’s Love Got to Do With It”(:45) › “The Apparition” (S) “Pitch Perfect” (S) (SHOW)
TH ›› “Union Square” (2011) (:25) “Pete Smalls Is Dead”“Touching Home” (2008) Ed Harris. (S) “Pieces of April”(:15) “The Forger” (2012) (S) (CC) ›› “Out of Time” (2003, Suspense) ››› “October Sky” (1999) (S) (CC)
F (5:00) “Oscar” (S) › “Legendary” (2010, Drama) (S) (CC) “Lemony Snicket’s Series” “Peace, Love” (:35) ››› “Mean Girls” (S) (:15) ›› “W.” (2008) Josh Brolin. Premiere. (S) ››› “War Horse” (2011) (TMC)
M (4:50) “Vanity Fair”(:15) ›› “Agent Cody Banks” (2003) “Spy Kids-Time” ›› “Judge Dredd” (1995) (:10) ›› “The Ninth Gate” (1999) Johnny Depp. ›› “Paycheck” (2003) Ben Affleck. ›› “Beautiful Ohio” (2006)
T (5:45) “Autumn in New York” ›› “The Confession” (1999) (CC) “D3: The Mighty Ducks” (S) (:15) ›› “Touchback” (2011) (S) (CC) (:15) › “Autumn in New York” (2000) ›› “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen”“Big Lebowski”
W “From Time to Time” (2009) (:35) ›› “Run the Wild Fields” (2000) (:20) ›› “White Fang” (CC) (:10) “Power and Beauty” (S) (:45) › “Silent Predators”(:15) ›› “Adventures in Babysitting”“Inside Out” (2011) (S) (CC) Bending
TH Out Cold(:20) “Harley’s Hill” (2011) (S) “Blame It on the Bellboy” (S) (:20) “Lone Rider”(:45) ›› “People Like Us” (2012) (S) (:40) ›› “Resistance” (S) (:15) ›› “A Summer in Genoa” (S) “Serious Moon”(:15) “Liberal Arts”
F Journey(:25) “Dakota Skye” (2008) (7:55) › “Loosies” (2011) (:25) ›› “Just a Dream”(:05) ›› “54” (1998) (CC) (:40) ›› “The Way of the Gun” (S) Mumford & Sons(:40) ›› “It’s About You”“Salmon Fishing”
“Anarchy Afterward,” www.fxnetworks.com/soa/ anarchyafterword
Season 6 of the FX Tuesday drama about an outlaw biker gang has its own original Web series, featuring host Chris Franjola (“Chelsea Lately”). Joining Franjola are series creator Kurt Sutter, celebrity superfans and cast members. The first 30-minute installment streamed live after the premiere; the next two air after the fifth episode and the season finale. Content will be kept online for weeks to allow fans to catch up.
“The Fuzz,” screen.yahoo.com/the-fuzz/
The scripted buddy-cop comedy is set in a world where humans exist alongside puppets, and puppet crime is running rampant. It’s up to one puppet cop and his lazy human partner to fight against the odds to prevail in a violent drug war that’s engulfing the city.
In late May, Bravo’s “Top Chef” arrived in New Orleans to film its 11th season, premiering on Wednesday, Oct. 2, in a city famed for fun, food and fabulous music. Production wrapped in early July.
But sitting as it does on the Gulf Coast in the Deep South of the U.S., the Big Easy is also known for warm weather – and the “Top Chef” team could hardly have picked a toastier time of year.
Says judge Gail Simmons, a cook and former food journalist, “It was incredibly hot outside. It was definitely taxing on our chefs that are cooking and on our production crew, shooting long hours and long days in 100-degree, 100 percent humidity weather. Otherwise, that was a small price to pay to get to do it in New Orleans.
“We mixed it up a lot. We’re indoors; we’re outdoors. We go into the countryside. So there were plenty of opportunities for us to cool down.”
On the upside, as Simmons mentioned, the cast and crew were smack in the middle of one of America’s most distinctive metropolises.
“What’s the most enjoyable thing about shooting in New Orleans?” Simmons says. “Everything – the history, the culture, the music. It’s such a unique part of the country. It’s really unlike anything else. You feel like you’re in a foreign country, because everything about New Orleans is just so completely New Orleans and of itself and special.”
The show actually started online on Aug. 14, with the premiere of the Web series “Padma’s Picks,” starring show host and judge Padma Lakshmi. She visited top eateries to find 10 of the best and brightest local chefs. They then battled in the finale, in which the winner earned a spot in the show.
Joining Simmons on the judge’s panel are lead judge Tom Colicchio, Hugh Acheson and famed New Orleans chef Emeril Lagasse.
“He’s given up the ‘Bam!’ ” Simmons says. “We’re taking him in a new direction.”
Among the guests, culinary stars and guest judges this season are Jon Favreau, Lea Michele, Anthony Mackie, Questlove, Leah Chase, Paul Prudhomme, Jacques Pepin, David Chang, John Besh and Eddie Huang, along with local legends Kermit Ruffins and Dr. John.
In New Orleans terms, the name of Paul Prudhomme stands out.
“He certainly was one of the godfathers of Cajun cooking,” says Simmons, “and taught so many chefs about that type of food.”
“Top Chef” Season 11 aims not only to look good but to taste good – at least to the judges.
“You’re going to see beautiful locations that we shoot at,” Simmons says. “And then, of course, so many of the iconic dishes of New Orleans appear on our show, everything from gumbo to snowballs to Louisiana seafood and lots of delicious oysters.”
“Sketchy,” screen.yahoo. com/sketchy/ Season 3 of the sketch comedy series that has produced such viral video sensations as “We’re Not Young,” “Downton Arby’s” and “Yogurt Birth Control” is back with a different sketch each week from some of today’s funniest comedians.
“Sports Friends,” screen. yahoo.com/sports-friends/
The comedic animated series parodies conversations between professional athletes. Written and performed in a style reminiscent of Fox animation star Seth MacFarlane, the show humanizes iconic athletes as they chat about such mundane topics as how cool it would be to win a championship title or how much they love hitting home runs.
Bravo’s
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›››› “Stagecoach” (1939, Western) John Wayne, Claire Trevor. (CC) The Story of Film: An Odyssey (N) (:15) ›››› “Citizen Kane” (1941, Drama) Orson Welles, Joseph Cotten. (CC) (DVS) ›››› “The Best Years of Our Lives” (1946) Fredric March. Three World War II veterans come home. (CC) (DVS) ›››› “Rome, Open City” (1946, Drama) Aldo Fabrizi. “King Richard and the Crusaders” (TLC) To Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid19 Kids19 Kids (TNT) Castle (S) (CC) Castle (S) (CC) Castle (S) (CC) Major CrimesCSI: NY (S) (CC) CSI: NY (S) (CC) Law & Order (S) Perception “Toxic” The Closer (CC) Southland (CC) Smallville (CC) Smallville “Arrival” (TOON) AdvenRegularUncle MAD (N) King/HillCleveBurgersAmer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenAqua EagleBurgersAmer.Fam GuyFam GuyChickenIcelandicEagleCleveKing/HillJerryScooby (TRAV) FoodFoodBizarre FoodsBizarre FoodsHotel ImpossibleHotel ImpossibleBizarre FoodsHotel ImpossibleHotel ImpossibleBizarre FoodsPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) LizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardWorkedWorkedLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardLizardWorkedWorkedStingsStingsStingsPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Raymond Raymond Friends (CC) Friends (CC) King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Raymond Raymond The ExesCosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Paid Program Paid Program (USA) NCIS: Los Angeles “The Debt” (S) WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (S Live) (CC) (:05) ›› “Fast Five” (2011) Vin Diesel. Dom Toretto and company ramp up the action in Brazil. (:35) ›› “Fast Five” (2011) Vin Diesel. Dom Toretto and company ramp up the action in Brazil. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Cheers (CC) White Collar (WGN-A) Funny VideosFunny VideosParksParksNews at NineMotherRulesRulesParksParks30 Rock30 RockSunnyFturamaDeathPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidJ. Meyer
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(HBO) (:15) ›› “Parental Guidance” (2012, Comedy) Billy Crystal. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
››› “Prometheus” (2012, Science Fiction) Noomi Rapace. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Eastbound (:45) Boxing Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr. vs. Bryan Vera. (S) (CC) 24/7 Bradley Taxicab Confessions: New York Safe House › “Garden Party” (2008) Willa Holland. (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
›› “French Kiss” (1995) (CC) (MAX) (4:45) ›› “Deep Impact” (1998) (S)
(6:50) ››› “The Five-Year Engagement” (2012) Jason Segel. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
››› “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012) Christian Bale. Batman faces a masked villain named Bane. (:45) Strike Back (S) (CC) (:40) “The Super Sex Program” (2013) Mary Carey. (S)
(:05) ››› “Closer” (2004, Drama) Julia Roberts, Jude Law. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(3:50) ››› “Roads to Riches” (2001) (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Diary” (SHOW) (5:25) ›› “Flying Blind” (2012) ‘NR’
Homeland “Tin Man Is Down” (S) Masters of Sex “Pilot”
›› “Behind the Burly Q” (2010) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
Homeland “Tin Man Is Down” (S) Masters of Sex “Pilot”
(:40) ›› “Bel Ami” (2012, Historical Drama) Robert Pattinson. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
Web Therapy
›› “Scream 4” (2011, Horror) Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox. (S) ‘R’ (CC) Polyamory Mr. “VHS” (2012, Horror) Calvin Reeder, Lane Hughes. (S) ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Far and Away” (1992, Drama) Tom Cruise. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (TMC) “Orchids: My Intersex Adventure” (S)
› “Public Sex” (2009, Comedy) Luke Treadaway, Kate Heppell. (S) ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “The Black Dahlia” (2006, Mystery) Josh Hartnett. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:35) › “Halloween: Resurrection” (2002) (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) ›› “Cosi” (1996) Ben Mendelsohn. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Autumn”
KCCO NewsWheel of Fortune NCIS Tony is determined to find Ziva. NCIS: Los Angeles “Impact” (N) (S)
WDSE PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Latino Americans (Series Finale) Labor
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(ESPN) E:60 (N) 30 for 30 (N) 2013 World Series of PokerSportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenterSportsCenter
(ESPN2) WNBA Basketball Conference Final, Game 3: Teams TBA. (If necessary). (N)
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(FAM) ››› “The Breakfast Club” (1985) ›› “17 Again” (2009) Zac Efron. The 700 Club (S) PrincePrincePrincePrincePaidPaidThe 700 Club (S) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
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(HBO) › “New Year’s Eve” (2011, RomanceComedy) Halle Berry. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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› “Snake Eyes” (1998, Suspense) Nicolas Cage. ‘R’ (CC)
(:40) › “End of Days” (1999, Horror) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Lola Versus” (2012) Greta Gerwig. ‘R’ (CC) (:15) “Pure Country 2: The Gift” (2010) (MAX) (5:15) ››› “Pitch Perfect” (S)
(:15) ›› “Warm Bodies” (2013) Nicholas Hoult. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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Girl’s Guide “Pleasure Spa” (2013, Adult) (S) ‘NR’ (CC) (12:50) ›› “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005, Action) Brad Pitt. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
Erotic Traveler ›› “The Siege” (1998) Denzel Washington. Premiere. (S) ‘R’ (CC) “Bee Season” (SHOW) (4:30) ››› “War Horse” (2011) (CC)
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››› “Lincoln” (2012, Historical Drama) Daniel DayLewis, Sally Field. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
›› “Scream 4” (2011, Horror) Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
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›› “Man on a Ledge” (2012) Sam Worthington. (CC) (:15) Inside the NFL (S) (CC) (:15) 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC) (:15) ››› “Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events” (2004) ‘PG’ (:15) “Three Men and a Little Lady” (TMC) “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” (2011)
›› “How to Lose Friends & Alienate People” (2008) Simon Pegg. ‘R’ (CC)
›› “The Iron Lady” (2011) Meryl Streep. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:45) “Budz House” (2012) Wesley Jonathan. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
(:05) › “Belly” (1998, Crime Drama) Nas. (S) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “White Squall” (1996, Drama) Jeff Bridges, Scott Wolf. Premiere. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC)
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(FAM) ›› “The Last Mimzy” (2007, Fantasy) ›› “101 Dalmatians” (1996) ›› “102 Dalmatians” (2000) ›› “17 Again” (2009) Zac Efron. ›› “Jumanji” (1995, Fantasy) Robin Williams. ›› “National Treasure” (FNC) (5:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls & Bears BusinessForbes on FOX Cashin’ In (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) Journal Editorial America’s News Headquarters (N) Healthy You News HQThe Five (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) (FSN) PaidPaid3 WideWe Love Rooster PaidWaterOutDW-TVDue PolarisGame Sports UnlimitedTriathlonWolvesJerry KillCollege Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (FX) Buffy, SlayerBuffy, SlayerEllen (S) Ellen (S) Ellen (S) Ellen (S) Ellen (S) Two Two Two Two ›› “XXX” (2002) Vin Diesel, Asia Argento. ››› “Salt” (2010) Angelina Jolie. “Colombiana”
(GOLF) Morning Drive (N) (Live) European PGA Tour Golf Vivendi Seve Trophy, Third Round. From Paris. (N Same-day Tape) LPGA Tour Golf Reignwood LPGA Classic, Third Round. From Beijing. (N Same-day Tape) Live From the Presidents Cup (N)
(HGTV) Income PropertyIncome PropertyIncome PropertyKitchenKitchenKitchenKitchenKitchenKitchenLove It or List ItHome of TomorrowHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlHunt IntlHuntersHunt Intl (HIST) Modern MarvelsPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawnPawn (LIFE) PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidUnsolved Mystery › “Panic Button” (2007, Drama) (CC) ›› “Sleeping With the Enemy”
(SPIKE) PaidPaidPaidPaidXtremeHorse.Trucks!RestoreInk Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) Ink Master (CC) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) (SYFY) PaidPaidPaidPaidFangasm Fangasm “Boogeyman” (2012) Eddie McClintock. “Headless Horseman” (2007) (CC) “Carny” (2009) Lou Diamond Phillips. ›› “Husk” (2010) Devon Graye. (CC) (TBN) Dr. WonDooleyCharlieStoryThe Auto GdComeRocKids MonsterHopkinsLassieGoliathIshineInspir.VeggiePenguinTailsHeroes & LegendsNewsPraise the Lord (CC) (TBS) Fresh Prince Fresh Prince House of Payne Meet the Browns There Yet? King of Queens King of Queens ›› “Lara Croft: Tomb Raider” (2001, Adventure) Angelina Jolie, Jon Voight. Raymond Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Big BangBig BangBig BangMLB PregameMLB Baseball (N) (Live) (TCM) (5:30) ›› “Captain Nemo and the Underwater City” ›› “711 Ocean Drive” (1950) Edmond O’Brien, Joanne Dru. (CC)
›› “The Gorgon” (1964, Horror) Peter Cushing. (CC)
››› “The Devil’s Bride” (1968, Horror) Christopher Lee, Charles Gray.
››› “Manhattan Murder Mystery” (1993) Woody Allen, Diane Keaton.
›››› “National Velvet” (1944, Drama) Mickey Rooney. (CC) (DVS)
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Ving Rhames. (S) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Boxing Wladimir Klitschko vs. Alexander Povetkin. (N) (Live)
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(:15) ›› “Hitchcock” (2012) (CC) (MAX) (5:30) ›› “Bee Season” (2005) (S) MAX on Set (S) ››› “Superman” (1978, Adventure) Christopher Reeve, Gene Hackman. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
(9:55) ››› “Superman II” (1980) Christopher Reeve. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
(:05) ›› “Superman III” (1983) Christopher Reeve. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
(:15) ››› “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” (2004) Vince Vaughn. ‘NR’
›› “Alien vs. Predator” (2004) Sanaa Lathan. ‘PG-13’ “Savages” (SHOW) (5:15) “Three Men and a Little Lady” Inside the NFL (S) (CC) 60 Minutes Sports (S) (CC)
›› “Knuckleball!” (2012, Documentary) (S) ‘NR’ (CC)
(:35) › “Spy Kids: All the Time in the World” (2011) (S)
(:05) ››› “Pieces of April” (2003) Katie Holmes. (:35) ››› “October Sky” (1999, Docudrama) Jake Gyllenhaal. (S) ‘PG’ (CC)
››› “Carlito’s Way” (1993, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Sean Penn. Premiere. ‘R’ (TMC) (5:55) ››› “The Dark Crystal” (1982) ‘PG’ (CC) “Bending the Rules” (2012) Jamie Kennedy. ‘PG-13’ (CC)
› “Autumn in New York” (2000) Richard Gere. ‘PG-13’ (:45) ›› “Real Steel” (2011) Hugh Jackman. A boxing promoter and his son build a robot fighter.
››› “Your Sister’s Sister” (2011) Emily Blunt. ‘R’ (CC) “It’s a Disaster” (2012, Comedy) Julia Stiles. (S) ‘R’ (CC)
›› “Reindeer Games” (2000, Crime Drama) Ben Affleck, Gary Sinise. (S) ‘R’
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(FAM) (4:30) “National Treasure” ›› “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” ››› “Jerry Maguire” (1996) Tom Cruise. Premiere. PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidZ. LevittPrinceMass
(FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine (N) Geraldo at Large (N) (S) (CC) Red Eye (N) Huckabee Justice With Judge Jeanine Red Eye Huckabee Geraldo at Large (S) (CC) Huckabee FOX and Friends Sunday (N)
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(FX) “Colombiana” ›› “Machete” (2010) Danny Trejo. ›› “Machete” (2010) Danny Trejo. AngerLouieLouieWilfredWilfredTwo LouieLouieWilfredWilfredPaidPaidPaidPaid (GOLF) Live From the Presidents Cup (N) Golf Presidents Cup, Day Three. From Dublin, Ohio. (N Same-day Tape) Live From the Presidents Cup Live From the Presidents Cup Live From the Presidents Cup (HGTV) HuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItLove It or List ItHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItHuntersHunt IntlHuntersHunt IntlLove It or List ItPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid
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(LIFE) “Anna Nicole”“House of Versace” (2013) Premiere. Beyond, Head.Jodi Arias: Beyond(:02) “House of Versace” (2013) (CC) Beyond, Head.Jodi Arias: BeyondChrisChrisPaidPaidPaidPaid (NBCSN) PostMLS 36English Premier League SoccerMLS Soccer: Sounders at Rapids MLS 36F1 PrerFormula One Racing F1 ExtraPaidPaidPaidFishingWildLiHunter (NICK) Sponge.Sponge.Sam & HauntedDrakeDrakeInstantNannyFriendsFriendsGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeNannyNannyMy WifeMy WifeYesDearSee DadFull H’seFull H’seGeorgeGeorge (SPIKE) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (N) Cops (S) ››› “The Bourne Identity” (2002) Matt Damon. ››› “The Bourne Identity” (2002) Matt Damon. (S) Ways Ways PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (SYFY) ›› “Children of the Corn” (2009) “Scarecrow” (2013) Lacey Chabert. › “Mothman” (2010) Jewel Staite. “Scarecrow” (2013) Lacey Chabert. “Headless Horseman” (2007) (CC) ZoneZonePaidPaid (TBN) Precious MemoriesIn Touch Hour of PowerGraham ClassicNot a Travel ››› “The Greatest Gift”Making ChoicesVirtualChristianStrangerLindseyGospelBilly GrahamHoly Bible (TBS) (4:00) MLB Baseball (N) (Live) MLB Baseball Division Series: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) MLB Post. ›› “Men in Black II” (2002) Tommy Lee Jones. TBS Preview Name Is Earl Name Is Earl MarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarriedMarried (TCM) “Where Angels Go” ›››› “Libeled Lady” (1936) Jean Harlow, Spencer Tracy. (CC) (DVS)
››› “The Bitter Tea of General Yen” (1933) (CC) (:45) ››› “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” (1939) Mickey Rooney. (CC) (DVS)
› “Billy the Kid vs. Dracula” (1966) (:15) “Jesse James Meets Frankenstein’s Daughter” Hurrying Kind Engagement Dest. Earth ››› “Keeper of the Flame” (1942) (TLC) To Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedTo Be AnnouncedPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TNT) “The Holiday” ›› “Valentine’s Day” (2010) Jessica Alba. ›› “Valentine’s Day” (2010) Jessica Alba. ››› “A Beautiful Mind” (2001) Russell Crowe. (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) ››› “Robots” (2005) Halle Berry King/HillCleveFam GuyFam GuyCleveBoonBleachNaruto1 PieceSoul SwordIGPXStarBig OFullmetalCowboyInuyashaInuyashaLooneyLooney (TRAV) Ghost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresGhost AdventuresPaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TRUTV) World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...World’s Dumbest...PaidPaidPaidPaidPaidPaid (TVLAND) Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Raymond Raymond ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls
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››› “Bridesmaids” (2011, Comedy) Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Rose Byrne. (CC) (DVS) Cheers (CC)
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