Fun, Facts and Filosophy

The Drunken Golfer

He was staggering drttnk, and decidecl to play golf-all by himself. So he got h,is clubs and a cadd/, and started. The first hole was a short iron shot. He swayed on the tee. and then firecl. The ball clescribed a beautiful pitch, and landed square in the hole for a "one." The drunk made his way 'to the green, lurched over to the hole, lifted the rtag and saw the ball lying safely at tho bottom of the cup. "Blankety, blankety, blank," said he to the caddy-"give me my niblick. I'11 play 'er out."

Old Age Christaizes

King Solomon and King David

In youth led wayu,ard lives; Each had a few afrrnitiesAs well as numerous wives; But when old age came rolling in With all its aches ancl qualms; Then Solomon wrote the Proverbs ; And David wrote the Psalrns.

Changed Perspective

If the uan lr'ho is always telling what HE would do if he were President, would stop to 'consider what the President would do if their pos,itions were reversed, he might get an idea that would be good for him.

Writing A Retail Ad

DON'T try to write an ad unless you have something definite to TELL, any more than you would write a business letter to a firm you know very little' without h.aving something specific to say to them.

The first step in ad writing is to have a REASON, further than sim,ply thb necessity or desire for filling some space. Don't EVER write or run an ad just to fill space. Save your money.

MEMORIZE THIS

It's an easy thing to do a thing-tomorrow; It's a cinch for one to do it by and bY ; But the guy whose life is sunny

And the guy that gets the money Is the guy that says "I'11 do it NOW-e1 f[p."