Double Eagle

No tire ever attnacted such attention on the streets or in our stores as thb new creation df Goodyear their 3oth Anniversary accomplishment.

But it has far more than distinguished beauty . . hard, fast drivers who travel destnrctive loads will find no other tire built that will stand up beside it.

Come in and see itt tlnder rvetege conditiong we tell you that it will outlast the life of your car.

TRIED IT ON THE tsOSS

A well known official of the telephone company was rudely aroused from slumber by the ringing of the telephone. After falling over a chair or two, he reached the phone.

"Hello", growled he.

"Are you an official of the telephone company?" asked a friendly voice.

"I am," said he, grouchily, "what can I do for you?"

"Tell me," said the voice at the far end, "how does it feel to get out of bed at two o'clock in the morning to angwer a wrong nurRber?"

Advertising Is In The Air

Sir Charles Higman, who comes to America every year to spend a million advertising tea, said at a banquet in New York:

"I learn many advertising lessons every time I visit your hospitable shores. Advertising is in the very air out here. Even tfie children breathe it in. I was taking tea with a great editor last Sunday afterqoon when his little daughter came back from Sunday School with an illustrated text card in her hand. 'V/hat's that, little one?' the editor asked. 'Oh', said the little girl,'just an ad about lleaven'."

Everywhere

The little lonely souls go by Seeking their God who lives on high, With conscious step, and hat and all, As if on Him they meant to call In some sad ceremonial.

But f, who am a Pagan child, Who know how dying Plato smiled, And how Confucius lessoned Kings, And of the Buddha's wanderings, Find God in verY T]il"*1"f;""-"r".

On His Trail

Among the humorous letters received by the War Department during the late war is the following: Mr. Headquarters, U. S. Armory,

Dear Mr. Headquarters: My husband was induced into the surface long months ago and I aint received no pay from him sense he's been gone. Please send me my elope. ment as I have a four months old baby and he is my only support and I need it every day to buy food and keep us enclosed. My husband is in charge of a spitton. Do I get any more?

Noah Too

When Noah sailed the waters blue He had his troubles, same as You. For forty days he drove the Ark, Before he found a place to park.

Up Where The Dress Begins

Up where the garters used to clasp her, That's where the dress begins.

Up where it would the old time JasperThat's where the dress begins.

Up, till the knee cap is below it, (Knee cap was there but we didn't know it)

Back in the days before she chose to show it, That's where the dress begins.

Up where at one time it wasn't decent, That's where the dress begins.

' Up higher yet in the days more recentThat's whgre the dress begins.

Up where the briars will never gash it, Up wheie the mud daubs will never splash it, Up where the-up where the-Oh, Well, Dash it! That's where the dress begins.

-From "The Tiger's Skin."

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Narrow Band Saws

Made of high-grade steel, Simonds Narrow Band Saws take an edge and hold it. Th"y retain their tension and cut fast and smoother.

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