Fun, Facts and Filosophy

Very Plain

"Why' do they have knots on the ocean?"

"They couldn't have the tide, if they hadn't the knots."

SO WHY SPEAK OF IT?

"What did you do after the varsity ball?"

"Nothing to speak of." ,roh l"

Either And Both

Officer, to colored sentry: "If anything shoot."

Sentry : "Yassuh. An if anything shoots,

Rhyming The New Lumber Office

moves, you Ah move."

Her Idea Of Pine Uses

The Chicago Lumber Company, of San Francisco, issues a blotter advertising California White & Sugar Pine. F. A. Macomber, Manager, sends us the following:

"Here's one for your funny page. A new girlin our office saw our blotter and said. 'Oh, you handle that stufi that they make white pine cough syrup out of.'"

Nature Didit

"I don't like these photos at all," he said, "I look like an ape." before you had them was there with the

"You should have thought of that taken," said the photographer, w'ho high powered talk stuff himself.

A comfy swivel chair to sit in, A polished cuspidor, to spit in; A desk, and on each drawer, a label, Some visitor's chairs, an attractive table ; A neat bookcase, a well oiled floor, "Welcome Ffome Builders" over the door; Attractive wal.ls with tinted ceiling, Paint well used good taste revealingl "Modern Flomes" upon the wall, In pictures fine where glances fall ; Pictures fine and pictures fair, Plans of building everywhere ; Make .all those who chance to roam

To your office-think of home Building; and, your wiles asnaringMake them think about repairing; Make your office your best "ad," Make the new,lyweds feel glad; Do the building thinking, see?

For your whole community.

BUT DID SHE?

The silence of the night was unbroken except for an occasional murmur coming from the porch swing, when a voice from the upstairs front window said: "Dorothy, why don't you take that young man around to the back of the house so he can see the sunrise?"