MY FAVORITE STORIES

By Jae Dio'l'rlv

Age not lluaf,anteed-Some I have told for 2O yearu-bme less

Death and Taxes

"Captin," said the dark5r, "Ah wants t' git ofi next Friday fo' the day."

"\illhat for?" asked the boss.

"Ah wants t' go to mah brothe's fun'ral."

"Why, when did your brother die/'

W. B. DICKENSON, BEE SPECIALIST, MOVES TO LOS ANGELES

W. B. Dickenson has moved his home from Chico, California, where he has been located for many years, to Los Angeles, where he has taken up his permanent residence and business office, effective Sept. 20. He is manager of the Apiary Department of the Diamond Match Company, the headquarters of which will henceforth be in Los Angeles. An Apiary Department Warehouse and office is being constructed, as formerly announced in these columns, at 1797 Pasadena avenue, and will be ready for occupancy October l.

"Captin, he ain't dead yet."

"'11[/hat ?"

t'Nossulr."

"Then how do you know he'll be dead Friday?"

"Cause dey's fixin' t' hang him Thu'sday, Captin, an' dese hangin's is mos' awful dependable."

W. B. DUNNING VISITS SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA

W. B. "Bill" Dunning of San Francisco, General Sales Manager for the Little River Redwood Company, recently spent several days looking over conditions in Southern California. He made a very optimistic report of their summer business, and fall prospects.

Frank Curran In Northwest

Frank Curran, Manager of E. K. Wood Lumber Company, Los Angeles, has been enjoying a three weeks' vacation in the Northwest, visiting the mills.