MY FAVORITE STORIES

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A Timely Winter Story

You all remember the little story that went the rounds so fast about three years ago, and made the nation laugh, about the teacher who asked Johnpy, "How much is nine times six times two," and Johnny instantly answered, "One hundred and eight," and when the teacher said, "That's excellent," Johnny replied, "Excellent, Hell, that's PERFECT.'

WeIl, here is another of about that same speed and class -a good early winter story.

Nation-wide Study of Forest Taxation Begun by Government

A nation-wide study of the forest tax problem in relation to reforestation is being launched by the Forest Service, United States Department of Agriculture, which has just